This Man is Risking his Life for a Fake Speedrun [4 Beer 2 Cigarette Documentary] pukeless% attempt

[@owenmckee4053]

Absolutely terrible RNG with that NPC pedestrian, well executed dialog skip though

[@calebjohnson9740]

😂😂😂 that “one sec there” was the verbal equivalent of spamming the A button through an unskippable cutscene 3:24

[@howiwashere]

also terrible prx. just kiddin. nice casio xd

[@Arseholes]

@@calebjohnson9740 *one sec, lad

[@lolbeamer]

that guy pisse d me off

[@gt3072]

@@calebjohnson9740one sec lad

[@henrythehoover4363]

no ads, this man is doing it for the love of the game

[@fairdrin]

can you control ads on your videos? I have a very small channel and don't even care to make money off of it, yet my videos still get ads in them. quite annoying

[@henrythehoover4363]

@@fairdrin i think you might be able to mark your vids as not suitable for advertisers. I know you start making money off the vids once you hit a particular size but idk if they still put ads on your vids if you're under that size

[@henrythehoover4363]

@@ThomsonMandela people on phones, no need to get angry lmao

[@nocternbemsi5619]

get an adblocker you d*mb fck

[@jimmyjimmy-k5c]

i had ads lol two un skippable ones aswell

[@Letmegodowninthemud]

This man did not have a KZbin page before this challenge, yet, he has attempted four of these challenges in 10 days. He was born for this.

[@johndosh6832]

4 in 10 days not good enough.

[@robinlaszlo]

I think he just turned his every other day hobby into a challenge.

[@chairmanofthebored]

He’s deleted/privated some videos

[@Letmegodowninthemud]

@@chairmanofthebored be quiet nerd

[@Aeolus_ca]

Lmao

[@Henrito123]

No sponsors, no adverts, no nonsense. Just an athlete in his prime doing it because of his love for the sport.

[@cathoderayguns]

i'd love to see him in a racing jacket with beer and cigarette company logos all over it, saying "for the fastest chug in the world, it's gotta be Guinness"

[@boomtech8]

Dark beer modifier is a daring move

[@t.estable3856]

If there's less Carbonation, they'll be easier to chug.

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

​@t.estable3856 but it fills the stomach quicker, a trade off that some men dare not take

[@boosterseat9084]

@@t.estable3856 It's a lot heavier though, definitely harder to chug

[@willielast]

@@boosterseat9084 Nope. Guinness is MUCH MUCH easier to chug then beers!!

[@zwartepeat3552]

I don’t think the beer matters too much, the cigarettes are probably disgusting 😂

[@TrialoftheMonkeys]

3:25 Joe hitting the frame perfect interaction skip to bypass the cutscene was extremely impressive.

[@imsurfingontheearthimasurf5975]

such smooth execution of the passerby neutralization glitch

[@Gadro1994]

The fact you have a girlfriend supporting you in such a pointless and self destructive exercise for nothing but the love of the banter means you have already won any record possible. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🚬🚬

[@_willyp]

It’s not a fake speedrun this is peak athleticism

[@slicknickkcin]

alcohololism

[@jace_bellend]

honestly yeah this is like the most real speedrun technically lmao

[@BilobateDrip]

​@@slicknickkcin whoosh

[@TheDarkAngel3579]

peak autism

[@HELLios6]

@@BilobateDrip whoosh whoosh

[@alik5972]

1:30 "I do not promote this activity" and goes on to try the coolest thing ever. I got you man, you're trying to keep all the fun to yourself

[@Yarf.McBarf]

ngl, cancer speedrun has kind of a badass ring to it

[@MelanatedRepublican]

Bro he's like 19 lol I finished doing this shit when I was 15

[@load7791]

@@MelanatedRepublican Cool bro, have fun with your stunted brain development I guess. Lol you're *soooo* badass.

[@viljamtheninja]

@@MelanatedRepublican And that's why you're a Harvard alumni, not everyone is such a child genius.

[@MelanatedRepublican]

@@viljamtheninja exactly

[@СтасГордицкий]

“I don’t stop when I’m tired. I stop when I’m done” - David Goggins

[@dimajo3057]

That is such a gay thing to say, but atleast its applied to something manly this time.

[@benjaminaywaz8434]

This is the sign of a true speedrunner in the making. He is now starting to quit mid run because he understands that he got bad RNG and therefore doesnt have a chance at the WR. This is serious business now.

[@withoutdaysofficial]

Exactly. Just a really unlucky run - I mean, what are the chances that a random quest-giver NPC shows up in such a short run? Just bad RNG

[@GravelordNEETo]

I'm gonna do this. Possibly even at home.

[@joeballz25]

😭😭😭

[@jedwalker4543]

It’s okay as long as you’re not doing it on the streets of Manchester

[@APEVIS]

i think at the local park at 2pm on a monday is the best setting for this

[@jayclassix]

I think behind the wheel of a car is the best setting for this challenge

[@joem7692]

i’m gonna do it but slow

[@Matt_Rose]

You, my son, are a contender for sports personality of the year.

[@bencu6839]

Cooking with Matt 4B2C for the next subscriber special?

[@upbeatsarcastic8217]

Be trying this at my daughter's piano recital tonight. Kids, man.

[@joeb094]

4 stout 2 superkings should be a separate category

[@JohnFergos]

For kings

[@redbulldrinker1784]

agreed.

[@tomasarana8450]

Try this new meta next attempt. 1-light the cigs and get a good burn going. (Just like you are doing). 2- drink all 4 beers without smoking in between 3-finish smoking I think smoking in between is slowing down your drinking a lot and it's not worth the time loss. Also the cigarettes will keep burning while you drink so that's good. Something like smoke 25 secs, drink 54 seconds, smoke 20 seconds would get you to sub 1:40. You got this Joe

[@Bibibosh]

He needs to beet 1:34

[@papaspooks8531]

ya this is the way to go, going from a beverage to a smoke in quick succession like that is a 100% guaranteed puke method for me. segmenting is the move.

[@KIager]

The Kramer strat could maybe help him as well. Keep one cig in the corner of your mouth while chugging.

[@tomasarana8450]

@@Bibibosh oh damn he'll have to go faster then

[@ChildrenOfDesire]

If he smokes straight up though his lungs and throat are gonna burn like a motherfucker, which is why I think he's drinking in between.

[@OneSmallFavour]

How the hell did the algorithm get this right 20 minutes ago

[@MiataManDan]

KZbin knows people need to see this display of greatness

[@CoffeeInMorningDetroiter]

He’s just finding the meta. Props for uploading.

[@InternetAnarchist]

KZbin GOAT

[@IlylunaYT]

Nah you both are ✊️

[@drupert]

making it harder by doing superking%, should be a separate category.

[@Mae_is_gae]

[NO SMOKING AREA] gotta respect the blatant disregard for the wetherspoons signage

[@MiataManDan]

Fuck Wetherspoons

[@samuelhete2313]

Mission failed - we'll get 'em next time

[@JammieDodder]

The stout and superking build is crazy, you need to get with the IPA meta

[@scoobyjew5187]

Do English folks even drink ipas

[@mikeyb0121]

@@scoobyjew5187IPAs were invented in England lol

[@sentlove]

Light beer meta

[@RossWasTaken]

@@sentlove 5.5% abv minimum im afraid

[@witekki]

@@RossWasTaken man i am really bummed out by that rule. Most beers i drink are some 5.2-5.5 so i would really have to choose wisely. Although for me i think the pukeless would be easy as i genuinely am incapable of puking. I would be bad at chugging though, especially large amounts of beer...

[@Flashv28]

4B2C Strat overview: Double cig method 7 pulls (+5 from last attempt) 1 big chug (±0) 3 pulls (-4) 2 big sips (±0) - 1 min - 4 pulls (-1) 2 sips (±0) DNF, no final time

[@imsurfingontheearthimasurf5975]

should also note he got the bad passerby rng, surely distracted him

[@smokeweed8936]

Im definitely gonna do this before I pick up my kids from school by car! Thanks for the inspiration and motivation, doing gods work out here, bravo!

[@t.m.2415]

I'm gonna do this at work.

[@d0ubletap586]

at the pub

[@mynewcolour]

@@d0ubletap586 he’s a ferry pilot he can’t be down the pub

[@clintonmallard8447]

Then drive to the pub

[@Midnightsnack456]

I feel honored to be one of the select few KZbinrs deemed worthy to bask in his glory. Also this might be a bad sign for me lmao

[@forecaster182]

I don't know how I discovered this channel but I feel like I'm part of a history. When my grandkids will be watching 4B2C finals on TV I'll tell them I was there at the beginning... and they won't believe me.

[@victorvankeer]

I am proud to be a first hand witness of this culturaly significant movement lead by this rigurous man. The best of luck. We march beside you

[@edomaragno]

Allright so a couple of things: 1) this has ALL the prerequisites for a real speedrun, Man, Only real speedrunners quit mid run when realizing the RNG was terrible, you're deifinitely improving my man 2) I love how yu're testing out different strats (or different stouts in this case), it really shows the love for the 4b2c speedrun community, you're truly being a pioneer herew in my opinion 3) man, that dialogue skip was crazy 4) keep up the good work, each upload is getting crazier and crazier, btw the 1:34 run you did is definitely valid IMO, but its great to see you're committed to the Pukeless%

[@dragon11741]

110% riding this wave with you

[@Cheems59]

Finding the optimal cigarette brand is the key here I think

[@TheJabroniJoe]

brother, this was a damn good run, but as soon as i saw the pitch black color of this beer, i knew you were fighting an uphill battle LMAO i told you those 100s were nothing to mess with, i swear it’s like 10x harder because of them 😭😭

[@joemama8354]

Fully, but now I’m committed to the golden run . Gonna try a real gold ale next 🤞

[@michaeltoner1993]

@@joemama8354 real ale (something pale) is the way I reckon, or something on nitro. has to be easier than paulaner thats for sure

[@chairwood]

I've never smoked before but i will start now so i can attempt this myself 🥰🥰🥰

[@bungalo50]

"Licensed teacher by example" is something I will use in the future thank you professor

[@pdudOG]

honestly the 1:34 run even with a puke is so impressive, every time i watch one of these i appreciate the difficulty more and more

[@143jcm]

Commendable attempt mate considering the NPC Quicktime event RNG, keep training lad

[@joestyles4639]

Keep going king - you've got a good pint-drinking technique. Good choice of pint - the 5.5% abv requirement is surprisingly limiting. Perhaps a dry cider would have strong downing potential? Bitter/amber/darker ales are a good shout too but are typically around 4% abv. Good technique with the double Superkings too. Godspeed Soldier

[@yas2ne19]

I respect that you are doing the pukeless any% category. I'm starting to believe this should be the main category even tho I can appreciate the any%

[@torchup9256]

Im completley invested in this mans journey hahaha the last throw up was hilarious

[@rowanwilson1828]

Feel like Fallowfield spoons is definitely a more appropriate location for this speed run than New Islington…

[@ilikemyowncomments5374]

We're 2 and a half minutes into the video, and he hasn't even started the challenge yet. What a beast 👌🏻

[@chadstruzynski]

Bro do normal smokes and a normal beer 😂 I'm fully invested in this, you can do it!

[@senpaichoped8903]

thanks for promoting this activity, surely im gonna try this every sunday!

[@jamesmcmahon4592]

im sick af atm and these videos are getting me through the day

[@imsurfingontheearthimasurf5975]

try having some beer and ciggies to feel better

[@BundleofPercept]

I just found your channel and watched only two videos, but for me you are already a legend!

[@Discostick55]

pukeles% is an admirable goal but tbh I'm mostly hyped for any% fastest puke w/ puke volume multiplier

[@TenTenTamten]

Practice makes perfect, I believe in you mate. Supporting you with all my drinking heart.

[@sumdumbum6692]

within 1 minute of this legendary occasion

[@travisscott9750]

We believe in you mate! I have no doubts that you'll achieve this mission. I just hope you keep coming up with more content. You are born for this!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@Enerxify]

solid run, i think the super kings sandbagged you a bit but looking forward to the next run

[@therealscarhomie]

I'm gonna try this, I'm gonna do this at home. BIG UP

[@zacbrown7351]

Bro you got this shit, me and the boys are invested in your runs. Never give up King

[@squeak111]

2 minutes ago is diabolical

[@RossWasTaken]

Cracking attempt as usual, Joe. It's only a matter of time now.

[@BillyRanch]

You could try to chug the beers whilE smoking one cig in each nose hole. Worth a try.

[@-______-______-]

😂😂😂

[@amp4105]

Ahahhahha

[@oosbando]

Super King % should be it's own category.

[@andrew1357984620]

Good try my friend. You'll get it next time

[@THX-ic8yw]

This makes me proud to be an Englishman, born of English stock upon this bejewelled and sceptered isle of ours. This is the man of Agincourt, of Waterloo, of Trafalgar, of Mafeking. This is England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@CyberDunk2077]

Skip the waffle === >@2:36 you are welcome.

[@kidtea]

THANK YOU

[@lakaboss9313]

Speedrunning with Stout is crazy, might as well drunk a keg of molasses 😂

[@TheJabroniJoe]

MY BOY LETS GO !!!

[@JaySlowe]

I have no business being here bro, but this is top tier content, and I'm so invested

[@adamg574]

I can’t believe the world 4B2C champ and world record holder doesn’t have more subscribers. He’ll be a household name in no time! P.S. I complete ignored the warning and I’m trying this at home right now

[@erichg1000]

You're my favorite KZbinr I've seen recently! Keep up the challenges, you are going places! Obviously doing a stout is a wild move

[@d3adcold]

The Peoples Champion!!!!

[@PukasBepe]

Good run mate, keep up the hard work, we're with you every step of the way 👍

[@notarobotto8847]

After seeing 3 attempts now you've inspired me to try and beat your existing record! I will be posting the video shortly of my attempt as I hope to previal. Thank you Joe Mama for the amazing videos and bringing light to the 4 beer 2 ciggy % category , you're a pioneer who we can all learn from, truly an inspiration. God bless and hope to see more videos in the future regarding the speedrun, take care.

[@clintonmallard8447]

Setting the difficulty to superking cigs is ballsy

[@doughnutfingers]

If you ever come to America, I'll take you on in person. I have fully consent to the cancer and liver failure warning after my 21st birthday. Let's go. America #1

[@mikeyb0121]

Easy to do with American piss water beer

[@gamergator]

​@@mikeyb0121 true-any of our domestic pissbiers would make it a lot easier. Local craft stuff, not so much

[@himself6363]

We have beer and ciggies for breakfast in Europe, but I suppose eating fried eggs with bacon in a pool of sauce is no easy feat either!

[@bilgeratbozza1090]

There is genuinely no chance that an American beats a Brit at this challenge. You are talking yourself up but the reality is that you'd get absolutely smoked. This isn't a game, this is culture

[@SackusSchmackus1]

@@bilgeratbozza1090 yeah yeah blah blah you british can never compete with us germans when it comes to drinking even though you like to act like you could. you would drink one mug and be wasted, british losers.

[@mojojojo6852]

You're amazing man, keep it up! Also take care of yourself! You're awesome, this is real entertainment (for me).

[@philosoraptor777]

THIS MAN refers to himself as "This Man", then fails AGAIN. He even fails to 'risk his life', other than trusting Weatherspoons to serve in clean glasses.

[@ebob182]

This is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will

[@timoh9220]

People said chess would never go Olympic...

[@thocc5437]

I'm so happy to be a part of this journey. I know it will be short lived and that it's gonna be something I'll randomly think of every couple years. I'm glad it's in my current present tho:)

[@mkultra8244]

Never give up! I’m loving this series of videos cheers from the USA!

[@mark6302]

you guys have always dominated this category

[@Blaaake]

This channel is legendary already.

[@SniffinTrout]

Here before this channel blows up

[@kagof2354]

Documenting failures is still important for expanding the meta, well done lad. You'll get em next time

[@KovoratianShockTroop1462]

Man knows his limits, more important than completing the challenge.

[@zakattak6998]

I've been here since you had fewer than 75 subs, It's so amazing to see how you have improved in such a short time period since the first attempt. I believe with enough practice and determination you can achieve the goal of a sub 1:40: run.

[@Mooneyplane]

Cancer and liver failure any% speedrun 😂 Love your vids mate

[@gabrielneedhampotts47]

This series is all I look forward to anymore haha

[@NoOriginalNameXD]

You aren’t a failure mate! Was a valiant attempt and can’t wait for you to get back stronger!

[@Yata00]

nice staying smart and recognizing when this one was done and not pushing yourself. confident on the next one being the one brother

[@Stalkerpanda1]

You’re my hero dude. Unironically you’re my hero.

[@HS_Rick]

Best KZbinr by far, keep up the good work

[@dentonw6ir0qf15]

Your girlfriend is the MVP for indulging you by supporting you in achieving your hopes and dreams.

[@lithostheory]

Very talented runner! Well be watching your career with great interest

[@bartoszduda9759]

here before this absolute gentleman goes huge in the media, been a true believer since day1

[@alexj8739]

thank you for this educational video that has turned me OFF of doing 4b2c speedruns, because of this video i will leave 4b2c speedruns for the professionals only.

[@LatinKingsLS]

i sometimes wonder while watching your videos that how many times have i did break these records without knowing. LOL love these bro! keep it safe! Big love from finland!

[@user-km7hl2hh1g]

Wow!! I have never drank or smoked in my life, but this inspired me to try this at home. Thank you and wish me luck!!

[@jameseden9380]

Good effort. Pushing boundries

[@urbanbasementoperator]

Damn, this Brit has got some real hangers on him. Good luck breaking 1:20 bro.

[@schwuzi]

I'm going to try this and do this at home tonight! Thanks for the challenge!!

[@dapiddiboy]

Here we go again. Legend. IDK why the algorithm chucked me this gem, but all hail the algorithm.

[@konstantin9623]

Cant wait to try this at home after work today

[@lomiango]

Keep it up man. Eventually you'll get there. You're my hero!

[@KE-zl1qf]

Absolute mad man with the super kings