This Movie is So Dumb

[@solomonrivers5639]

You can tell Shyamalan’s daughter grew up rich enough to have a chauffeur because everyone knows the only way a child could kill their parents in a fatal car accident is by turning on the overhead light

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Dude I’m dying 😂

[@jnova707]

Spot on analysis 😂

[@jiankaifeng9164]

@UTTPPLCOMRADEHave you considered that you have a net negative impact on the people around you?

[@sauerk5273]

haha, thanks for bringing back some memories

[@MojoSDA]

That isn't even what happened. She kept trying to roll down the window and got her fingers stuck when her mom rolled it up which made mom turn around and she went into the other lane.

[@EngineerRiff]

A dumb movie is better than a boring movie

[@sctbn]

Correct

[@Goomba1309]

I mean that's a fact right there

[@GigaNugget]

Why are you everywhere…

[@ManAlsume]

Yep. I’d watch sharknado over these movies

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

Ok

[@OofHearted]

"Her wings pop out of her butt and she flies away" - Worst X-MEN power ever!

[@Monster-cg4tt]

I fucking forgot the wings were on their ass cheeks 🤣

[@Soimy]

That did not happen. Watch the movie. Moist is just a troll reviewer at this point. It was a good movie

[@_Boshi]

@@Soimy he did something called a joke :) hope this helps

[@Soimy]

@@_Boshi are you dumb. I know it’s a joke when he says it. But if you actually watch the movie then it makes sense that she has wings and it’s a serious scene. He just has to make everything about a good movie sound stupid cause he’s a simp for the official rotten tomatoes reviewers.

[@siddiq069]

@Soimy good for you

[@KirbyIsCute]

"That was the whole time, she was a fairy." Shyamalan: What a twist! :D

[@quasinfinity]

I miss Robot Chicken

[@coffeebean_tamer]

Yeah look what how Servent sh@t the bed.... Amazing 1st season then I'm really not sure what the hell happened...Nepotism.

[@MMUTG3R]

Lol, wuttay tweest

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

A changeling. A half-fae.

[@SparkleLuna77]

The line ‘pet delivery gone wrong’ has me now imagining scenarios involving a feral cat, a large bag of catnip and an extremely incompetent delivery driver.

[@ushallN0tpass]

Imagine ordering something on chewy and then you get a notification " PET DELIVERY GONE WRONG " 😂😂

[@KiraYBA]

Charlie saying a movie is dumb is like the Grinch saying he hates Christmas

[@lezs23]

28 secs

[@mollyyarker8171]

Rip your replies, too many bots

[@Hello-pv1xw]

So what, he’s having fun.

[@ninjaguyYT]

Doesn't the Grinch like Christmas now since the ghosts showed him the magic bell that only kids can hear?

[@HeadsUpSportsShow]

This is Charlie with every horror movie ngl 😂 bro just hates them comically

[@wj2036]

Sounds like every scary movie made in the last decade. Pull you in with suspense and mystery, then utterly dissappint you with goofy and arbitrary back story.

[@CobraCommander117]

lol was not expecting the reply’s bots going crazy rn

[@roostre5254]

@@CobraCommander117 At least they used hate speech so its easy to report them.

[@CityTake]

The only movie franchise i want doing that to me is Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead

[@operator8014]

Annihilation started it by making millions while being complete garbage.

[@Swipey900]

It's not hate speech 😂😂 it's just TOS, these are bots😂 yall never get that

[@michaelz1212]

"Before the war, there was humans and fairies living in peaceful symbiosis. We coexisted with the fairies together. But we feared their shapeshifting abilities, how they could become us. So we ripped off their wings and forced them underground and locked them under a stone. And now, they can't leave this forest, because we asked them not to." *Undertale ahh prologue*

[@GassyGoat]

I’m always so confused by these fairies stories, if they are so strong with magic and they have wings, how do humans keep winning over them?

[@Regu269]

​@@GassyGoatnot the wing type of fairies. Very different type of "fairy" being discussed here

[@TexasSpectre]

@@GassyGoat In Western European myth, the faeries were horrifically vulnerable to iron - referred to in the myths by the Fae as 'Cold Iron' for reasons not well explained. Basically, the myths state that their magic simply could not affect iron or worse could be horribly distorted or deflected by the stuff. They were also supposed to be contact allergic to the stuff as well - simply touching one with iron would either cause an extremely bad rash or even terminal anaphylactic shock followed by disintegration. The myths also sometimes state that the Fae had severe problems reproducing and a very low birthrate, perhaps related to their exceptionally long lifespans. The stock explanation in fantasy/urban fantasy is that humans developed a technology base with 'Cold Iron' including swords, shields, armor and arrowheads then simply outbred the Fae, leading to the Fae having to run away as they could not muster adequate defenses against human armies or even war parties.

[@GassyGoat]

@@Regu269 I meant of other stories I’ve heard of. It always confuses me why the fairies are the ones getting in slaved or killed when they seem to be stronger then humans.

[@cavecanem1741]

​@@GassyGoat With the power of friendship

[@squircled6274]

The Shamalan curse makes it so no movie touched by them can be good.

[@RayPhilip700]

youre wrong, his upcoming 2024 movie looks really good, plus hes made some excellent movies, just not in the last 5 years.

[@syxoed]

@@RayPhilip700it doesn't look that good

[@WeirdWhiteRabbit]

I see dead celebrities....only.... they don't know their dead.

[@bearwitty9690]

Maybe because this wasn't his concept and he ripped it off a creepypasta.

[@itsspiderdev]

kanel

[@celineholzl]

✨️she was a fairy🧚‍♀️

[@justiceanxiety8214]

*Cringe acoustics*

[@DivyMoon]

LOL😂

[@bluboyd3637]

@@justiceanxiety8214 pretty ableist ngl

[@Gaia_Seraphina]

A half-fae

[@cheesecakesubs]

slenderman fairies is pretty on board for actual irish fairies lmao

[@makavelismith]

@UTTPMajorOrange Fantastic.

[@badpiggies4926]

@@makavelismiththose are bots. Please don’t interact w them

[@aconcernedcommissar6261]

Yeah honestly pretty accurate for them, gaelic fae in general

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Yeah Faeries or Faes were considered malicious or harmful creatures in a lot of European folklore. So to base a horror movie around the original concept/mythology would’ve been pretty cool. Maybe some Indy director will look at the concept of this movie and then go make it the right way

[@geneticallyengineeredcatgirl]

​@lawrencetalbot8346 my favourite illustrator growing up (Brian Froud) depicts gnomes, fairies and elves as rather evil with some more human looking faeries being kind, but there's all kinds like soul stealing siren swamp fairies and most fairies are mischievous rather than malicious.

[@pkmasterjt4899]

One thing that I appreciate about bad movies nowadays is that I don't see ANY advertisements for these dogshit films. It went from not being able to ESCAPE the commercials, bus stop and train station posters or KZbin ads to the movie coming out and a KZbin review telling me it's bad before I even know it existed in the first place

[@RobbieStacks90]

That's because you can't afford TV. There are commercials all over the place about these movies.

[@P34chy5c0n3]

I got an ad for the watchers all the time on KZbin

[@12trillioniq25]

I heavily disagree, I miss all the ads for shitters. More entertaining than ads for anything else.

[@enderkatze6129]

Yeah cus These ones aren't Made by megacorps

[@Manzodude]

Aw hell nah the bots are wilding

[@longlivethesheet4561]

Honestly, a mainstream horror film based on mythology around the fae has the potential to be original and genuinely freaky; too bad this film drops the ball

[@RobbieStacks90]

That's hardly an original premise.

[@longlivethesheet4561]

@@RobbieStacks90 True, there’s The Hallow, which was a solid movie, but there’s seriously a goldmine in weird Celtic mythology that would be a massive breath of fresh air in horror

[@grammy_hnng]

@@RobbieStacks90doesnt need to be original to be good tho. like a thriller abt having to be paranoid abt who to trust and you cant even tell anyone your name? very cool

[@brandonfaddis7443]

When he started describing this, it sounded like it could be a cool, darker prequel to the Artemis Fowl series

[@makavelismith]

@@longlivethesheet4561 Ya there's loads of awesome stuff just in Irish mythology. I'd love to see some a mythological movie that delves into some of it, and I don't just mean fopr horror purposes.

[@Hi-cm1cj]

4:25 A magical field trapped them in a loop. That's why they couldn't leave and the professor exploited this to build the bunker.

[@Big-guy-q1k]

Love watching moist meters and half the critiques are just things charlie missed lmaooo

[@NaruBrilu]

​@@Big-guy-q1k i mean true.. still doesnt mean the movies good lol

[@Sam-ni6bc]

@@Big-guy-q1kyeah the movie is still hot ass tho

[@Nipponing]

In a loop? The hell does that mean? Was it teleporting them?

[@CT-5555-7]

@@NipponingI think he means time loop but idk I didn’t see this crap lol

[@brose.03]

I watch every Penguinz0 video with the fear of unchecked bots in the replies

[@TitularHeroine]

Same. It's a shame too. I like most commentor communities😞

[@shadhzaman]

actually, they were "cursed" to live in the island which acted as their open air prison, which is why they couldn't even jump at the boat. They even reiterated that point when the woman turned out to be a half breed that this is why they could leave without being affected (on top of being a daywalker) But yeah, the rest of the points are valid Specially the bunker. A whole goddamn bomb shelter, built by hand, would need a whole town's worth of men , if not MORE, and all of them going missing didn't set any alarms? And the professor had enough diesel to run power for.... a decade? a decade?

[@LightningMcqu33f]

to be fair these criticisms should be given to the author of the book. I quite enjoyed the book as did many others, but the whole missing men thing was true to the book. Not really the directors fault

[@violetk8025]

They said that he fed the workers to the fairy’s essentially

[@Aifnalapyo]

🤓

[@feralthought6282]

The movie changed so much sometimes unnecessarily, what they should have done is focus on a more plausible reason as to how the doctor got a power source to the middle of the forest

[@simonjacksons]

All of the exposition should have been visually shown in the background and left to the watchers (audience) to figure out. The cement bunker should have been something that could be dug and dropped there with in a day and then have video footage of the 'professor' documenting everything and then... something goes wrong and the crew dies trying to capture a fairy because the professor was a coward and possibly used the crew as bait. The movie should have just focused on building a mysterious thrilling movie to encourage those interested in reading the look or doing some research online about it.

[@lordsuian677]

Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: HUMANS and MONSTERS. One day, war broke out between the two races. After a long battle, the humans were victorious. They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell...and so forth. That's basically what came to mind when he said humans and fairies lived together but then there was some sort of war

[@-fireball65-]

Same

[@tadadoterson6147]

I love undertale.

[@harley69]

Its because undertale was based on the same irish myth that this movie was

[@georjiep4338]

The bots are getting WAY out of hand

[@inotunderage5591]

Some of them are getting creepy too

[@PenellopeSweetz]

​@@inotunderage5591yeah and I even saw them say "child p0rn is better than this" like wtf???? 😭

[@ambi_cc8464]

@@inotunderage5591some of them are getting freaky too

[@ArashiKageTaro]

And of course my reply gets censored/deleted

[@stolendiamond09]

KZbin should be able to instantly filter these out, there’s no excuse for such messages to be left up for hours in such a big channel.

[@shiruotakuno28]

Shayamalan's daughter read about Undertale on Tumblr and copied Toby's homework "without making it obvious"

[@tendrel135]

She didn't write it either. It's based on a book

[@tdevyt]

thank god im not the only one who immediately thought of undertale

[@harley69]

Its because undertale and this were based on the same irish myth

[@TheWizard1408]

They seem very similar to the fairies in true blood

[@bearwitty9690]

Undertale? Think further back, there are like 20+ creepypastas about this exact premise. I've read like 4-5 myself.

[@WGasmss]

literally a video next to this one was titled "why watcher is a must watch"

[@Frqim]

i don't have the time to go to movies anymore but charlie is enough

[@petuniapaul758]

What the hell are these comments

[@Seaweadk]

Random question but how do you get into the sub only discord?😭

[@Frqim]

@@Seaweadk i haven't either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@jakeballou5147]

Charlie do you see how terrible these bots have gotten ?

[@blackdynamite_5470]

KZbin: bots? We see no bots here

[@Usogi_baku]

What are you talking about, there are no bots 😅

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

My poopy is stinkier than Charles' poopy (not a bot)

[@winkingdragon463]

Lmao bruh

[@kevtlee08]

The bots you are looking for is not here

[@mitchellkrodel4152]

Named the movie after what they scared away.

[@Official_Kayde_Games]

@RwandanTrollPolice-wj4jm”Go to hell, Spy!”

[@Kammithekiller]

Wtf is up with the bots?! Anyway dude, you made me laugh, thanks lol

[@ShadowFlame500]

Someone needs to be investigated for these bot comments

[@makavelismith]

@@ShadowFlame500 Maybe they are hacked accounts that some edgy tool is trying to get banned?

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

This movie is called Ticket Sales and Braincells?

[@procow2274]

The original fairies were kinda scary before they started being depicted as Tinkerbell type creatures

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

"It's LARPing as the dead!" is a fucking hilarious quote

[@ryquinnes06]

I saw it in theatres with a friend last weekend. When it started I didn’t even realize the actual movie was playing, I thought it was just another pre-view ad

[@rookiegameplay7519]

@@morallyitsdisgusting.perso6534 UTTP trolls. Not bots. Humans. Replrt them. I have banned lkke 150 ti date

[@GodlyMouse]

The lore to the fairies is literally just Undertale

[@Fleato]

im better you didnt expect these bot comments lol. jesus crhist how does that even get accepted as a comment post. how does yt not have that word auto blocked and banned XD

[@solgaleooflight8703]

Nobody was complaining back then, why is it a problem now? Because charlie said so?

[@kingdel7770]

@@solgaleooflight8703nah because undertale turned out to be a great game

[@Armoredmaple122]

@@solgaleooflight8703 in undertale they have a reason to be trapped lmao stop rage baiting

[@duckman9327]

@@solgaleooflight8703Undertale’s story slaps because of fantastic execution

[@עמיתלוי-ק1ז]

2:25 isnt that basically the premise of undertale ?

[@teenymumboshow]

I was about to comment that

[@probablysomeguy4806]

Yeah but it’s even closer to SCP-4000

[@i_omor.]

Ran to the comments to see if anyone said this

[@BlueValleyTS]

It’s also quite like the webcomic “Suitor Armor” with the whole humans-vs-fairies thing.

[@Armoredmaple122]

yeah I said the same thing pretty much

[@lanceandrew1319]

Fairy: "I'm leaving." "Okay, there. That was always allowed."

[@Thedrummer123]

Charlie explaining how to survive your first couple of nights in a new minecraft survival world

[@Thebarebones_]

Charlie's critique of a movie as dumb holds as much weight as the Grinch professing his disdain for Christmas.

[@Thebarebones_]

@UTTPCOMRADD-wu6dt no one asked

[@theantitroll]

How was M. Night Shamalan even able to get work in the film industry after the crime against humanity that was the Avatar: The Last Airbender movie?

[@TehSeksyManz]

He should have been blacklisted after 2021's "Old" at the very least

[@graysonwhite5441]

He began to self finance his movies when he did "The Visit", which was his comeback movie. Not that it was super good, but that it was watchable. Now most of his movies are self-financed.

[@dmwanderer9454]

@UTTPMajorOrange Lol my comments are hidden if I use mean words but this guy is dropping N-Bombs. thanks youtube!

[@12trillioniq25]

The wild thing is that that's not even his worst movie.

[@NikeaTiber]

​@@dmwanderer9454 Dude, my comments get deleted or hidden if I politely state inconvenient facts.

[@Lochy27]

I'm convinced that when Charlie says a movie is dump is secretly loves it

[@Royal__Kitsune]

bro WTF are these bots?? 💀

[@dangersawshark4895]

And its evey comment thread ​@@Royal__Kitsune

[@PlayboiChardie]

@@Royal__Kitsune i dont think its bots, its some kids called the "UTTP" its some weird youtube cult thing

[@Royal__Kitsune]

either way, these comments are unhinged

[@Darthwgamer]

@@PlayboiChardie No they're bots, like no sane person would do this Lol. Plus if they were people their comments would instantly removed.

[@alexb7039]

8:16 I LARP as a dead person for 4-8 hours a day, usually at night!

[@paireon3419]

The funny thing is, that the fairies thing actually fits pretty well with traditional pre-kiddification fairy myths (except not in Europe). Read about the Irish Book of Invasions among others for an example, specifically the part about the Tuatha de Danaan (fairies/gods) and the Milesians (mythological first humans to live in Ireland).

[@SD_Nik0]

Imagine you make a horror movie, and you finally released it in a state you’re proud of, so you search up what people think of it. And then you see Charlie made a video about it.

[@QuinnJustCantWin]

I feel bad for you because of these not replies

[@justinlast2lastharder749]

That's the problem with Art. It doesn't matter how proud of it you are, the viewer will decide it's merits.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

These bots are disgusting. That Major Orange guy is a crime. He needed to be banned a LONG time ago and KZbin still hasn't banned him despite the heinous stuff he's saying.

[@SD_Nik0]

@@QuinnJustCantWin send help

[@SD_Nik0]

@@QuinnJustCantWin send help

[@InuSocials]

Man the bots are getting totally unhinged now smh

[@ethankillion786]

Why did they not check under that damn rug for 8+ months.

[@NayatSarı]

3:54 I worked all day and had musical rehearsal, just came home so sleepy, it’s after midnight in Belgium. Just woke up to this sentence like “wait, what happened to the fairies??” X)) I love the solutions of Charlie, he can save the fairies, make him a Fairy King! 🧚🏼‍♀️

[@river9994]

Did I misunderstand? "They pulled off their wings because they could shapeshift into humans" wouldn't that in itself make them look human?

[@poochy2479]

the description in the movie implied that taking the wings was part of the imprisonment ritual spell thing, not just a random extra thing they did to be dicks

[@river9994]

@@poochy2479 thanks my love I appreciate the answer 😃

[@lllilililililililililll]

It's a reference to fallen angels in the book of Enoch

[@MegaBeanHead0]

Imagine the first thing you see after publishing a movie is this video 💀

[@mobili2]

Maybe what shitty directors and studios should see more often

[@joeydrummer7929]

@RwandanTrollPolice-wj4jm… huh?

[@weidie2moro]

@UTTPMajorOrange doubt it.

[@weidie2moro]

@MYCONTENTISBETTER1234-oz6fz dont you have a life instead of hiring bots to just make the replies look like crap.

[@bearwitty9690]

"It's a cool premise." More than 20 creepypasta writers in unison: "Are we a joke to you?"

[@serenity8839]

"Cosplaying as the dead" Sounds like an anime.

[@vasileiosavlonitis8895]

there is already . its called the legendary hero is dead

[@Obiwans-son]

They explained multiple times why they can’t leave, even the first scenes John can’t leave and finds the same over again sign he sees before he dies

[@chasegauldin224]

Video 80 of asking Charlie to buy me a Patent lawyer so I can bring my inventions to life and sponsor his esports team.

[@p1nk_maggit]

They literally stole the undertale premise but replaced monsters with fairies and the underground with some random forest

[@harley69]

They didnt steal anything because undertale is based on an IRISH MYTH which this story also is heavily based on.

[@NVx-00]

If Charlie says that its Dumb, we know shit is about to get real

[@TheironkageGG]

Bro got a shit ton of spam comments tragic😭😭💀

[@DaSillyObserver]

this comment in particular got unlucky 💀 btw where's "My farts are better than Charlie;s farts " ?

[@AiringAustin]

I know Shyamalan's daughter made this but they both lack the fundamentals of telling a good story. It's unique and interesting and the reveals are fun but they ultimately amount to nothing because there's nothing good about it, no take away, no style or flare. It's like the family creates a cool concept and rides that wave without any further thought. Which is a shame because a filmmaker who funds his own movies is something special I would like to encourage. I didn't hate this movie but I won't remember it either.

[@xeth6558]

He dosen't lack it at all, he's just inconcistent with it. Unbreakable and Signs are both really great

[@Eliegent]

@@xeth6558fax

[@grubface]

This was actually a book that imo is really good. It sounds like they just completely changed it and added scenes that make no sense at all. But if you wanna watch something like this that actually got it right, check out the show From!

[@WeirdWhiteRabbit]

"I see dead people...only... they don't know their dead"

[@johtojunkie7190]

Hearing Charlie trying to explain this movie is like listening in on a DnD session when you know nothing about DnD.

[@CP2020x]

9:44 - 9:49 why does that line make me laugh so hard? XD You delivered that line impeccably! lol

[@protodevilin]

> Basic premise sounds cool and intriguing > Plot twist ends up being incredibly dumb Sounds like an M. Night Shyamalan movie to me.

[@Elijah1916_myhighway]

Like father, like daughter.

[@PeterT-i1w]

0:43 those two leather chairs are from the Matrix when Neo took the red pill. not sure if it was a reference or just random recycling of hollywood props

[@sapientbirb7350]

The bit about one of the characters being half fairy and flying off kind of reminds me of a high school short story I wrote during October for Writing.

[@TheyJustCallMeDom]

I used to feel like this about all horror movies until I stopped thinking about how I would act. It’s like a roller coaster man just enjoy the ride for what it is. When I was younger I thought it was cool to resist the impulses on rides and be like “that wasn’t scary”, waiting for the camera to make a bored face or cross my arms in disappointment. But I realized I was just a stopping myself from having a good time. It was fun for what it was if you don’t think about it too hard. Literally anything can become unfun if you think about it too much

[@Slater3333]

Honestly that's a great premise for a horror movie. Shape shifting slender men watching you to slowly replace you, sounds really good. But then you add the fairy war and just wtf. The less we know the scarier they are. Alfred Hitchcock had it right and we've forgotten

[@evaneddytv]

Charlie is unknowingly the best movie critic on YT

[@desante12637]

They should make a movie about these bots on yt

[@500ccRabbit]

His laid back style is perfect for movie reviews.

[@TobiStarGaming]

That's a big no, but he certainly is entertaining. No hate

[@flobbergassy]

He's funny, but a lot of his movie takes are L

[@SpongeTheNautical]

2:07 tumblr fanfic is crazy

[@SpongeTheNautical]

who are these people??

[@jacks00oo0o00o]

i feel like we haven’t had many good movies in almost a decade, i still find myself going back and rewatching older ones rather than going to theaters to watch new ones

[@thinkingsnake1189]

This comment is the "games aren't fun anymore" of movies

[@brandonbaty2291]

Plot twist: This was just the longest and most meandering PSA to teach naughty kids not to be a**holes while their parents are trying to drive.

[@305backup]

So you're saying the guy is Homelander? Those shapeshifter scenes have left mental scars..

[@Thebarebones_]

One aspect I appreciate about bad movies these days is the lack of advertisements. It used to be impossible to avoid commercials, posters at bus stops and train stations, or KZbin ads. Now, the movie is released and I learn it's terrible from a KZbin review before I even knew it existed.

[@a_fine_edition2746]

Fucking hell, the bots are ludicrous down here.

[@Thebarebones_]

@@a_fine_edition2746 yep

[@thinkingsnake1189]

This is the third time I see this exact comment

[@Thebarebones_]

@@thinkingsnake1189 well done.

[@thinkingsnake1189]

@@Thebarebones_ booooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

[@horus7854]

Saw it last night as well and was hoping youd make this video. Some pretty funny moments

[@theantitroll]

The worst thing about M. Night Shamalan movies is that he’s supposed to be a really nice guy. So it sucks that all of his work is hot garbage.

[@maxkliegl2001]

Not all of his work is garbage. Split and Knock At The Cabin were pretty good.

[@sammyg2227]

My god-sister went to school with her and participated in the theater program with her there and he would go and see the performances. I got to meet him a few times because of that and he is very nice! I will say I am biased though because I think the show he made for Apple TV, Servant, was really endearing.

[@LightningMcqu33f]

@@maxkliegl2001 Devil was good imo as well

[@supermotarded3]

😂10:00 "wings come out of her butt"

[@vergiltheapprochestorm2365]

literally the "the skin walker in my basement" meme

[@chrise8275]

This movies takes place in Ireland. Though because it’s a Shyamalan movie, It was probably filmed in Philadelphia.

[@Dorian_Scott]

Charlie explaining the plot is more entertaining than just watching the movie.

[@Gofasterthanthecheetah]

Not charlie watched this while i was watching the watchers

[@rabbiter1089]

that fairy knew too much he had to clear it's hard drive.

[@Lemmingofdoom]

Dragon Quest 11 had humans and Watchers living together until we forced them onto islands in the sky

[@d0rryx274]

If I got a quarter for every modern horror movie, I probably would have enough to get a meal at Five Guys.

[@jaxonanderson7220]

You got smacked with 6 bots. They’ve all been reported

[@d0rryx274]

@@jaxonanderson7220 reported them as well. Don’t know why people would create bots like that.

[@weidie2moro]

@sm64istrashlol congratulations.

[@pokehybridtrainer]

It's all the same person too. Makes me miss the first bots because at least they made sense.

[@blacxthornE]

"she was a fairy the whole time." it's not a shyamalan movie if there isn't something revealed to be something else "the whole time".

[@feverdream2661]

From the start of the movie they made it sound like nobody has ever locked eyes with these creatures and survived which was complete BS. They never explained why they had to stand infront of the 1 way mirror. Did anyone get to sleep or did they just stand still like a stick figure until the sun came up? Also why wouldnt the one way mirror be the other way around so they could watch the creatures but not be seen?? At first it was a cool premise and then it kept getting wackier and wackier until I gave up on it

[@btmdth8843]

In the book it's explained the professor wants to study them but starts getting unsettled when they take his dead wife's face bc it's not perfect copies, hence the one way mirror could be deactivated.

[@cottoneenthusiast]

‘So we forced them underground’ Undertale

[@harley69]

Undertale was based on an irish myth. This movie was based on the same myth

[@ryancolangelo9585]

“wings pop out of her butt and she flys away” lmfao

[@badcow4936]

I really enjoyed The Watchers. I know it’s not the best movie but it’s proof that real cinema is coming back and we’re not just stuck in an era of sequels, prequels, and remakes.

[@waffletrader7876]

This movie is based off a book by the same name, book has a tone of plot holes and stuff but its way better than the movie, worth a read

[@midknightshade330]

Shamalan must’ve just played Undertale and just decided to rip the premise and put it in a shitty movie.

[@youfieua]

its based off a book

[@jaxonanderson7220]

@youfieua then the author of the book then. Unless if it came out before 2015

[@kingslayerx1716]

Yeah because people don’t have similar ideas am I right.

[@alexashman5183]

@UTTPMajorOrange wtf is wrong with you you need to be on a watchlist

[@-fireball65-]

@@alexashman5183ignore the bots, they are trying to get attention

[@smaugkat]

Damn. I was hoping the twist would be the watchers were some kids from The Village being curious.

[@thewatcheronthewalls4809]

The old lady in tarot and watchers was also in the terrible Netflix Texas chainsaw massacre

[@Sayitwityachest]

shamalamadingdong

[@SomeSadRocks]

Had a giggle before translating. Now I’m having a crisis.

[@AnxiousGotBars]

Its giving…. “Chat GPT write me a movie script”

[@zachharrelson1150]

say what u want about the story and everything, the monster reveal was actually cool

[@RobbieStacks90]

you*

[@zachharrelson1150]

@@RobbieStacks90 🤓

[@Seaweadk]

Random question but do you know how to get into the sub only discord?😭

[@Torsv69]

@@RobbieStacks90 the alpha male perspective does NOT fuck with "u" instead of "you"

[@mossypebbles]

I just saw it in Theatre and my system was so disappointed I ran to the cinema bathroom to projectile vomit

[@XeroToleranc3]

I always find it creepier in horror movies, when they give you just enough, they don't show the monster, and you know nothing about the monster because our imagination can make up some of the scariest things, but it's hard to portray that. just be ominous lol

[@coolcatgame]

this deadass sounds like undertale if it was ass and a movie

[@ScandoMan]

I swear to God the premise sounds like Undertale. Humans and faires get in a war because the humans fear their shapeshifting abilities and force them underground. Sounds a lot like the Undertale intro.

[@Spice.Melange]

Wait does Charlie not understand faerie lore? It's literal norse mythology...

[@gittin7472]

Not norse, celtic.

[@dereklewis8914]

That's what I was thinking the whole time. There such an untapped source of material for horror movie, but most people hear the word fairy and think of Tinkerbell apparently. I would love a Kelpie movie

[@troin3925]

@@dereklewis8914 This isn't a movie, but if you want to see a piece of media that's a modern take on fairies that's accurate to original folklore (aside from Guillermo Del Toro's films), check out the game Home Safety Hotline.

[@Spice.Melange]

@@gittin7472 youre right i was getting them mixed up with elves

[@Dookieman1975]

Ok tbf, the insane fairies and halfling/changeling shit is the creepy side of Irish folklore

[@jeanmont]

The monster was the cringe inside us all along

[@Xencein]

0 seconds into the vid and ik it’s fire 🔥🔥

[@AntonioKenerly-Champion]

Don’t believe him go see it for yourself this was a fire movie

[@VxHaloGodxV]

First😊

[@AllanMroz]

W

[@cengix8850]

ohmygot...

[@louiecossey]

Very sigma👍

[@blakkfrmdapines8280]

negative bud

[@anthonyalves4641]

You truly have the oldest one congrats good sir

[@PruneJuice100]

"but we were scared of them and sealed them underground" ok so this is just Undertale now

[@wapol731]

"thousands of years ago, fairies and humans used to Fork" this is pretty much the synopsis.

[@jerica2432]

His daughter really brought her Wattpad to the table and made a movie out of it.

[@SomeCowguy]

Ok you cant rate a movie if you just dont pay attention at all to anything thats happening...

[@Thebarebones_]

If Charlie deems it dumb, you can bet things are about to get intense.

[@adrinzzz1]

someone literally took this review and reworded it under the google review for this movie

[@randomotakunerd]

This legit seems like a combo of better stories: 1. “Humans stuck being observed by a powerful entity” lots of sci-fi stories but let’s go with ‘Slaughterhouse 5’ 2. “Evil fairies in a sci-fi horror thing” The one Torchwood episode. 3. “Thing that copies people to find a way to get out” …The Thing… You get what I mean

[@randomotakunerd]

Oh and adding: 4. “Protag got trauma that the antagonist creature uses it to it’s advantage” The Ritual