This Tech SHOULDN'T Exist

[@Lovell93]

Venomous snake keeper here. You absolutely CANNOT suck the venom out of the bite. You need to get to a hospital asap and pray they have antivenin, and if they do, then you pray for help to pay that hospital bill.

[@Rob_Cahill]

Yeah I wonder what is up with him saying that. If he was trying to be funny or dumb. I've seen time and time again, people saying not to do it and explaining why not. I think it was even on myth busters that you shouldn't do it.

[@KinseyFromThisIs]

happy year of the equal and opposite snake 🐍🐍

[@DesolatorMagic]

No step on snek lol

[@LesCalvin3]

May I suggest: One point for the correct answer, ½ a point for the correct cup, Three points for both. Love y'all!

[@JonasArroyo_]

Snake? As in solid snake!!??

[@johnwick5674]

How are you doing Kinsey and that shirt suits you 🎉🎉

[@vincentopperman1420]

I LOVE YOU KINSEY♥️✨

[@JeremyBosco-m3e]

6:59 It's actually worse if you attempt to suck poison out of a snake bite, regardless of how fast you attempt to do it. This is mainly because the venom spreads too quickly for trying to suck it out to be effective. And, if you use the "cut and suck" method of applying a tourniquet above the wound, then cutting around it to suck the venom out, you're simply just injuring yourself further and making it easier for the wound to get infected. On top of that, the tourniquet, though it's doing what it's supposed to do, makes it even more dangerous as it cuts off the blood flow and concentrates the venom, making it more potent and faster-acting. Essentially, you're just hastening your own death by trying this, instead of immediately seeking medical assistance. 7:10 No, Matt, that is _NOT_ how medication works, especially snake antivenom. Snake antivenom is derived from the actual venom from the species of snake whose venom it's designed to counteract, introducing antibodies from the snake to help neutralize the venom, working similarly to a vaccine in a way. Blood coagulation has no real role in this process, and would probably make things worse in a similar way to attempting to perform the aforementioned "cut and suck" method that has been a popular but debunked "remedy" for venomous snake bites for decades.

[@watercannonscollaboration2281]

4:31 it would be hilarious if the mechanic all of a sudden turns the plane into an amongus emergency meeting

[@noahbolesta2587]

"You know what my toilet needs? A VPN"

[@PewPewPark]

Gat dang it Austin… just had to say “Time to go gay bois!” Right as I was taking a sip of hot green tea. 🤣

[@gregorygeorge8695]

Matt: "Do I get a point for just playing the game in general?"

[@seanziepoo7495]

6:45 As a Marine... I'm gonna go with the equal but opposite snake.

[@JohnnyAllstar327]

As an Army infantryman, I knew you would say that but followed up with a side snack of crayons.

[@El-Fartomatic]

Sounds about right.

[@Randomninja47]

It's always really weird when Matt brings up places in NY that I grew up around. I have buddies who live in Oswego and would play D&D up there.

[@ericchill864]

My late dad was the reprogramming lead for the city of Port Angeles Washington. Most people don't realize that a whole lot of reprogramming was taking place for a couple years leading to y2k.

[@macalcord]

No Austin absolutely do not try to suck out venom..you immediately seek out medical attention...Again...DO NOT TRY TO SUCK OUT VENOM....EVER!

[@affiliateanimalistic9607]

Well Austin just likes to suck so let the man suck 🎉

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

12:16 Austin is cultured for that year 2000 reference lol

[@frostbite3820]

"if they miss the catcher mitt and hit the soft spot on their head then they grow up to play league of legends..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was the moment i went and liked the video INSTANTLY

[@BernicePanders]

Ppl are WAY more distracted by phones than TV nowadays! I haven't WATCHED anything in 10yrs, I ain't got time for that sht! Am I the only one who just LISTENS to whatever I'm playing while I'm busy DOING sht??

[@El-Fartomatic]

Cool story.

[@e-ric3052]

This is like watching Abbott & Costello. As always a good laugh.

[@blaisetheginger]

It would have been so funny if you used a Navy variant F-35 for the flyby at 16:25, but thank goodness you got an Air Force one.

[@aefinn]

Suggestion for future episodes: 1 point for guessing correctly, 1 point for correct cup throw and if you get both correct: 3 points.

[@jonno3419]

Are we replacing Passwords with Asswords or will it be Poo Step Authentication?

[@netrodex]

The Banjo Boys gotta drop that EP!

[@theisaacpigg27_32]

19:10 Chainmail is only really good for slashing attacks, stabs can easily go right through it

[@BernicePanders]

16:08 - BRO, WTF YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE CONSTIPATED?? 😂

[@icanrunat3200mhz]

P. sure having Mahky Mahk on every flight is a reference to him claiming he would have stopped the Nvr 4get hijackers if he had been on the flight. And yes, his phrasing seemed to suggest he would have saved all four planes from the passenger cabin of the one plane he was supposedly nearly booked on. Which does beg the question, if he’s that omnipotent, why couldn’t he do anything from the ground?

[@netrodex]

Oh... there's actually a group called the Banjo Boys already XD

[@darinyan]

but what if I wanna drive another, smaller car....

[@shaded1097]

I think Matt had that armor one backwards. I thought the medieval armor was bad against blunt because it could be smashed in but was good against stabbing.

[@annelynaugh1259]

Great video, This Is team!!! Very funny! Good job on all that research, Kinsey! Bravo!!!

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

8:46 Was the professor offered a horse?

[@unluckypanduh]

Snitching on Ken. I approve.

[@fleggle]

Love the fibbage format

[@geoserenity]

I'm sad about there not being anything done towards a transformable Kamen Rider or Super Sentai like suit. Probably almost as sad about it as Kinsie might be, Although I'm more towards the Super Sentai direction> Also there was a whole Spuer Sentai stage show introducing a new sentai team. Idk what Kemen Rider does these days...

[@KinseyFromThisIs]

well they just introduced a new pudding themed rider recently and had a heisei phase 1 tier dramatic throne of lies type reveal last week

[@endymallorn]

A pudding themed rider? I really wonder sometimes if Reiwa is just synonymous with “lost the plot”. What happened to clean designs like Black & Amazon?

[@KinseyFromThisIs]

@ speak for yourself, i'm having fun with these designs. my faves will probably always still be 2000s but I think it's cool they're trying different stuff. The fight choreography in gavv is clean as hell.

[@endymallorn]

@@KinseyFromThisIs Okay, I’ll trust you then and give it a watch. You haven’t steered me wrong yet, so, once more unto the breach.

[@geoserenity]

@ ...pudding? ...sure, why not

[@Chrish1981]

That flamethrower was on robocop 2 I think at the beginning in a commercial lol

[@Devestatix]

10:04 I dont like the fact that the auto-generated subtitles recognised the word "necrobiotic"

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

Look, soon tariffs will make electronics so expensive that we will need to start riding giant spiders to work. youtube should recognise that

[@MrRicearonie]

11:37 they really just created the Smart Pipe from the Adult Swim infomercial

[@DrMiether]

20:55 Austin speaks from experience too.

[@joecody252]

🤣 Us Marines would just eat more crayons. It fights the venom. 😂

[@BroMorris0341]

To be fair, all 3 answers for the "snake bite" are correct and more than likely have been used. ...Rah

[@LeesReviews69]

I think the cups should be half a point, and the right answer is half a point. Or something around that.

[@joeschmoe5009]

Thats funny. This weekend i was chatting with my mom and finding out about her familys past, and i found out her dad had wired up a tv in the 60s&70s in the passenger seat so he could watch tv on the go. He passed in the late 70s so i know he was not the inventor, but i found it to be interesting timing of finding out that knowledge and the info in this video

[@Devestatix]

0:24 the what of improbable research?

[@horaciolerda]

The Gay Bomb was used as a plot devise in 30 Rock

[@southernpanda33]

0:57 until I start working there, Matthew.

[@Aaron48219]

20:27 I woke myself up once when I farted while sleeping. And let me tell you, it wasn't from the sound. I've also woke my gf up from farting. You do not lose your sense of smell when sleeping.

[@TheoRae8289]

Allegedly I gassed my future-ex out of the bedroom at some point early on.

[@Sadler2010]

I saw the video on the centrifugal baby birthing machine recently...

[@suffolkrider7]

6:50 never touched a spark plug 🔌

[@guybarros]

Man, I still remember the beyond 2000 episode on the bear suit

[@bug-qe1]

matt cooked on the military pandering jokes. hit p hard

[@quagmiller]

Equal and opposite snake needs to be a shirt.

[@SirMegaManNeoX]

My Super Mario Deluxe game for my Gameboy thinks it's 1900. It does not care.

[@Stu2be2]

Is Kenzie related to Jimmy Champagne? Please

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

No, Jimmy used to work there though

[@comicbrandon]

I'm here to give Matt 2 half points.

[@AndrewGPeterson]

USB Cables that are only charge or data.

[@spatialdistortion223]

0:30 were these started by Professor Frink?

[@denise9735]

Category is “visual” and they manage to get the answer wrong???

[@SirMegaManNeoX]

20:33 Speaking from experience eh?🤣

[@kodiakdaniels9035]

Undefeated no more 😮

[@123Bean]

ITS EATING ME FROM THE INSIDE

[@qiii]

how you gonna narc on Ken like that tho?

[@itsdeonlol]

W!!!!

[@pleasant2012]

yerrrrrr

[@AllenSchoepflin]

Pioneers sucked poison out

[@MagnumNavilllus]

like sticky keyss.. ha

[@AlienLeadership]

AVP 👽 .../ I bet /

[@outlierforlife]

you guys are so bad at beer pong you really need to start grouping the cups together by answer instead pf spreading them around like normal.. lol

[@mountednoble]

Matt, you are way too young to have grey hairs!

[@TheoRae8289]

stress or genetics. My grandmother and I both started showing greys at around 12. Had a teacher point out the back of my head at 14, which led to me dying my hair for 3 years.

[@pleasant2012]

im first wow

[@dannyskitzoproductionsuniversl]

3rd

[@SippyCup_Official]

4 minutes and only 150 views? My man fell off..

[@michaelklock422]

Is this shit the new "first" ? Why does every video have this lame comment

[@alyden567]

3,621 views after 1 hour ago. Not all people are in same time zone

[@gagechilders4062]

Did he?

[@heavyq]

156 views in 4 minutes? Channel is dead.

[@ThinkerOnTheBus]

15:01 This is a trick question for centrifugal force is a fictional force . . . well, to an extent. It only exists in a highly specific frame of reference that we will never experience, hence it doesn't ever exist within our perception of the realm in which we exist. Whenever someone refers to to centrifugal force, what they really mean is centripetal force. Surely Kinsey wouldn't make such a blatant mistake as centrifugal vs centripetal force. Therefore, it has to be a trick question!

[@KinseyFromThisIs]

while I'm well aware that what is often referred to as "centrifugal force" is actually inertia, I phrased the question in direct reference to the language used in the patent. check it out for yourself, Patent Number US3216423A