This TERRIBLE Film Got 0% on Rotten Tomatoes...

[@nicomar3506]

Why does the audio in this movie sound like it was recorded in a toilet?

[@haihai9022]

Because it was from the toilet

[@MrNachtara]

They used a crappy audio filter I guess

[@clinicaldumbass9061]

Or it sounds like a terrible gatcha tuber recorded it

[@sleepingonyourroof]

Don’t insult it like that it was made by a toaster

[@hdofu]

Because Sean Connery couldn’t be bothered to leave the bathroom

[@retrogamelover2012]

When I saw the thumbnail, I thought to myself; "Is this the one where they dragged Sean Connery out of retirement, only to basically remind him why he did so to begin with?"

[@Acidfrog475]

... yeah

[@Emmanuel_Rocha]

Oui

[@AmanitaJT]

sim

[@shadow-monger5189]

Да.

[@SparkBound]

そうだ。

[@INoahGuy1]

It's extremely depressing that THIS is what Sean Connery's final film was.

[@NemiEvi]

Ikr

[@Everlucky_Clover]

(jokes) he went down in a blaze of snoring. thankfully we have plenty of better Sean Connery films to cancel this mess

[@beandrag9019]

It’s actually pretty camp ngl😂

[@beabea5985]

He was actually a massive asshole, so he got what he deserved.

[@TheDerpyBoi]

OOF

[@misterfister5810]

I thought the officer said “fecken funny”

[@Gimeasamich]

Same, CallmeKevin anyone?

[@Gabbiethecommie]

Gimeasamich 🧍🚗

[@fleas.]

@@Gimeasamich yes

[@Juno_June]

Gimeasamich yesssssss

[@bernadine6695]

Me too 🤣

[@Elvusmiw]

Sad thing is.. the people didnt mean to make this movie ugly . They were trying to make a different art style.

[@kieranstark7213]

Sometimes the worst way of trying-and-failing could at worst be as absolutely hideous as giving at most 0% of a damn in trying. Such is the case with Sir Billi, which is an animation so irredeemably intolerable that it’s right up there as one of the top 5 most horrible movies of all time, like Space Chimps 2, Elf Bowling, Little Princess School and the sequels (to Alpha & Omega which isn’t all that great but a mixed guilty pleasure, The Swan Princess and Norm of the North, which will always be completely indefensible because of its deadbeat cast of “characters”, animation that makes the remake of The Lion King look like the original, Taylor Swift music like Shake it Off in the trailer music, humour so insufferable that it’s all just toilet humour that is even more abused than in an average recent Nickelodeon show, and insufferably preachy message of “never building condos in the Arctic”) to Crest Animation films.

[@Elvusmiw]

@@kieranstark7213 true

[@kieranstark7213]

Benny Wireman Thanks for the like! See; I was thinking about explaining why I don’t like Taylor Swift, however, I decided “Maybe not.” because I was worried there would be a bunch of negative-attention-wanting Camilizers that are oblivious to why music since the mid-2010s is more commonly problematic than it was in the 20th Century.

[@monkeballs5697]

It kinda looks like barnyard ngl, and sean the sheep.

[@kieranstark7213]

@@monkeballs5697 That’s an insult to Aardman and Biggie Cheese! XD

[@pordthewise839]

This gave me nam flashbacks

[@sping4364]

I hate n a m f l a s h b a c k s

[@XeonGame]

Creambo the spoon *fortunate son starts playing*

[@armchairrocketscientist4934]

Me too... And I was born 23 years after nam

[@edouard9687]

Johnny was there one moment and the next Johnny was everywhere

[@spongebutbetter853]

NAM FLASHBLACK

[@chazzer6545]

I’m Scottish and I’ve never heard of this film

[@grape_nation]

This movie is Scotland’s pride and joy

[@OzCroc]

Lucky you

[@genericperson915]

So we meet again

[@chazzer6545]

@@genericperson915 seems so

[@TylazerMK]

Dude I'm sorry It should've stayed that way :/

[@primarina9812]

I honestly almost puked watching this vid and it makes the emoji movie look like a 10/10

[@mtsaqif267]

Ikr, it makes me doesn't want to eat again.

[@jasonstellaris]

Damn thats brutal

[@sillicon8227]

Attack me however much you want but the emoji isn't that bad

[@Is_kitten]

@@sillicon8227 if you managed to enjoy it, that's ok. However, critics like this guy and people who have watched similar storylines will probably want to know your location. But it's ok.

[@darkyboode3239]

The Emoji Movie > Sir Billi

[@aCrazyGandW]

Saber Spark fans: *No, NOOOOOOOOOO!*

[@godzillawithacomputer4045]

@aCrazyG&W I was expecting to see a comment like this

[@fairy3731]

This was the only reason I looked at the comments 😂 To see if anyone mentions SaberSpark

[@tlebron8426]

The Devil: YES! YESSS! Beelzebub: What are you cheering about?

[@844SteamFan]

As soon as I saw this I thought about Saberspark!

[@emberpowertcg7692]

We need a collab

[@Pengulin]

The Russians are the only people in the movie that look normal.

[@kxtya.k]

Cuz we beautiful PERIODT.

[@oiuii]

Who knew vodka made you look beautiful

[@kxtya.k]

@@oiuii actually it is highly stereotypical of you to say that since vodka was never actually created in Russia it is actually Polish but that is funny.

[@oiuii]

@@kxtya.k hmm thank you for telling me

[@borednatsu300]

@@kxtya.k It's actually from both Russia and Poland, also Sweden

[@tersethewurse2952]

As I Scot myself, I'm offended that this film forgot about the true aspects of Scottish society: Sectarian tensions, heroin and Ned culture.

[@Omnywrench]

And stabbing

[@annamairimacleod3617]

YEAH

[@JoshTheWoz]

Hey Scott, All Here.

[@your_average_nerd6861]

Aye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@pingucrimson750]

I’m worried about how similar Billi’s daughter and Billi’s love interest look... I get that the character designs are similar and I’m probably overreacting but I think Billi may have some bizarre fetishes

[@GreatPharaoh14]

I said that too😂😂😂

[@goatdeer8403]

It's like the "you date someone who reminds you of your parents" but the opposite and creepy

[@fieratheproud]

the only non-creepy answer to this is that Billi's daughter takes after her mother more than her father, and as such the love interest would end up looking like his dead wife, but if that's not the case, uh... Yeah that's. Yikes.

[@LuckyPigeon1111]

Or he has a crush on his daughter, which is very wrong.

[@constructionsproductions]

This was secretly a Canon james Bond film that got scrapped

[@civilthespacepirate]

The only reason I know wat this movie is because I watched SaberSparks review and let's watch on it.

[@leaf_teaf2107]

I think that’s how everyone seen and heard of this. Movie 😂

[@sindaccoargento5967]

Ngl, this movie is actually good compared to all the gacha life videos

[@nintenvlogz]

@@sindaccoargento5967 heh

[@sonicdash9652]

@@sindaccoargento5967 Nope, both of them suck.

[@sindaccoargento5967]

@@sonicdash9652 atleast this movie has some efforts, atleast a little, while a gacha life videos has none

[@byzantineboi8345]

Hey I remember this movie Saberspark reviewed it once

[@kingblaze4352]

pretty much

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

I thought this was a repost of Saberspark's review because of copyright or something

[@misscee1052]

I got so confused when I saw the thumbnail until I realised it was Dazz's channel

[@Acidfrog475]

Saber's: informative, an actual review Dazz's: funny and the pure embodiment of what a mental breakdown looks like

[@monkeballs5697]

Sane

[@shr1mpsush1]

I think "Your Reality" playing during this review is very fitting.

[@XeonGame]

ok

[@sonicdash9652]

Nah, I think "Hazardous Environments" would be a neat choice, since this crappy movie has a awful and creepy human being designs.

[@RIDDLEBATJOKES]

I was wondering who else would mention that ngl

[@bonedude666]

That and Bowser's Castle from MK8.

[@nightmonkey6457]

You should watch the “amazing bulk” not a typo by the way

[@misscee1052]

Yes absolutely I remember when I Hate Everything did his review on it and I've loved/hated the 'film' ever since

[@saintfisuto1072]

How dare you call that a movie. Go to your room until you learn to respect cinema.

[@comboman3356]

At least it had some type of plot and events in it lol

[@SlashCraftJack]

By "not a typo" I'm guessing you mean the lack of capitalized letters.

[@afallenhuman]

@@SlashCraftJack No, like that's it. That's legitimately the movies name.

[@Cqial]

Dazz:This is the second worst film I could find. Dingo Pictures : YEE

[@aljaberhk]

peek (English yee)

[@darkforge1013]

Yeeeeeeee

[@BinglesP]

I know you said Yee for the reference but I think that Dinosaur Adventure is their best 'movie' that's not saying much though

[@mushrooms5601]

ARE YOU A GAMER GOD!!!!!

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

Y e e

[@cottonycloud]

Sir Billi Producers: So how many James Bond references do you want Sean? Sean Connory: *y e s*

[@zanemurcha2675]

Yesh!

[@mayyoder3648]

No joke, your terrible movies reviews are some of my favorites!! Please keep making these. They always make my day

[@CrimesAgainstHuFranity]

Scotland: Skirt Wearing men, bagpipes and *bad CGI animation*

[@caramelwaferr]

ah yes, that is exactly what it’s like here.

[@gildalisboa4204]

Don't forget the weird lake monsters

[@genericperson915]

As a Scot I can confirm this

[@mychaair]

Don’t forget the post war buildings in the middle of nowhere

[@Cup1dL1ly]

*Bagpipes intensify* We also have knifes!

[@curlytops6638]

I- I’d like to apologise on my countries behalf for this abomination Edit:damn that’s a lot of likes

[@zachary8055]

Apology accepted.

[@kisdota]

Dude we’re American, I’m sure this is some form of Karma.

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

Kirby finds your sins unforgivable

[@codeobey6821]

On behalf of the rest of Britain , we forgive you

[@TheDeldiz]

So this is why my Uncle Harold ran away to Australia...

[@MeBeCreepy]

*the creators of sliver circle seeing movie commentaries and reviews on the rise* “Nuke it”

[@spooderman6312]

"should we also nuke the haters on youtube?" "We wanna hurt them, not KILL THEM!"

[@bisexualichigo4227]

[ My Life would have a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes ]

[@XeonGame]

Good for you

[@Jake.The.Beaver]

Just use skill share to learn about movie making!

[@sleepingonyourroof]

Somehow having a 1 percent is worse

[@aljaberhk]

@@Jake.The.Beaver if anybody is even gonna use skillshare

[@memelord8769]

Me with a -3

[@gex8683]

From the same morons that brought us Foodfight (or at least the animation quality) and to think they tried to cash In on was left of Sean Connery's fame as well until It was still nothing but a burnt out move! If they truly wanted to create there own loosely based series on James Bond or whatever they were going for In this It ain't the right way to go!!! /XC Now then; who wants to give papa a JUICY K I S S

[@carbootstudios2459]

I don't think it was the same animators/studio, but it is comparable nonetheless

[@Acidfrog475]

Billi... please dont

[@carbootstudios2459]

Mimjan Jansson Yes

[@RoxieRyah]

This “movie” is BETTER than food fight in my oppinion

[@tiruliru1189]

@@RoxieRyah Sir Billi = Foodfight Sir Billi is the same rotten sauce as Foodfight, awful story, terrible animation, and horrendous looking characters.

[@hazardcreeper5697]

8:48 holy crap is that a severed human head in the top right

[@844SteamFan]

I think that that is a photo.

[@pretentioushab]

RIP mr Sean Connery We wont remember this as your last movie

[@TheCursedTails]

Achievement unlocked: Worst animated picture

[@thomasawl]

“Scottish atrocitie” Mate you haven’t seen M&D (or Scotlands worst theme park)

[@Zorkalot]

I’ll

[@DWAkhaten]

17:14 This movie's script sounds like someone's super indulgent, poorly written fanfic - with Billy himself being the ultimate Mary Sue.

[@alliliciousanimations8727]

"I could roast a marshmallow on this dumpster fire" fuckin CLASSIC

[@DanGamingFan2406]

0:23 - 0:58 Someone needs to find this, Silver Circle. We need this review!

[@ToastyFresh1]

Let’s give this man credit for actually sitting down and watching this movie

[@andrewgrindley6773]

I love how you use Mario Kart music in the background of some parts. Love the video.

[@thatguyfromak5190]

I watched this film naively thinking me and a friend could riff through it like we did Foodfight... neither of us were the same after. This film nearly broke me with how boring and incomprehensible it was

[@JK_Jirachi]

I put this video on to listen to while grinding levels in KH2, and around 3:14 I instantly recognized music from Doki Doki Literature Club, and turned my head towards the video. I then paused my game to confirm my suspicions, and while I wasn't expecting the off tune variation in Act 2 of DDLC, it makes sense to use this version cause of how weird the film seems, and I'm also glad that my assumption was right, along with simply hearing DDLC music in general.

[@alixjamieson2177]

On behalf of us all, we are sorry for this movie Dazz. 😅 How is it the Scottish made movie set in Scotland has more American accents in it, than Brave the American made movie set in Scotland?

[@mr.kevin1209]

*GET ME OUTTA THIS HELL*

[@giorosiles2220]

"GET ME OUT OF HERE TOO" and yup" IT HAD TO COME FROM HELL" 😣😖😱🙀

[@whitevanboy8642]

Dazzreviews:"It´s truly breathtaking, not in a good way" Me: Your channel is breathtaking! (in a good way)

[@bluerie._.3021]

This movie looks and sounds like it was recorded in a vrchat lobby, complete with the disproportionately high quality Sean Connery model

[@plaidhatter1674]

Honestly, it is WAY HARDER for a movie to get a 0 than a 100 on rotten tomatoes. This movie is a rare breed of bad

[@CmdrVoltaire]

THIS is Sean Connery's last film. This piece of absolute dogshit. Unbelievable. You'd think the film industry would have more respect for the OG James Bond than let him go out like this.

[@DestructionatorWitch]

Local old man yells at police officer and attempts to physically fight them over his (self-proclaimed) right to interfere with wildlife.

[@ilovegarradors]

It is a crime against humanity that the late great Sir Sean Connery had this monstrosity as his final film. Rest in Peace Draco, to the stars.

[@TVAwesomeParodys]

The character in the thumbnail kinda reminds me of Fanboy and Chum Chum a little bit

[@chickensandwich2193]

SIR BILLI BUT AWESOME

[@halfdemonprince]

The humans look like they came from Back at the Barnyard.

[@godzillawithacomputer4045]

At least fanboy and chum chum was enjoyable

[@MrNachtara]

Fanboy & ChumChum has much better animation

[@silverwingdragon4161]

Spy car: check. Gun-holding poses: check. Russian submarine: check. Al that's missing is Billi riding in the sidecar of a motorcycle driven by Indy. When people discuss about Sean Connery's career, this will be that "thing of which we do not speak." But if they make an Irish sequel in which they do the same thing with Liam Neeson, I swear to god...

[@thrasher1462]

I do not believe that a single Scottish person was involved in the production of this film There is no changing my mind, no sane person would associate themselves with this atrocity

[@mapbot7371]

LOVE THE DOKI DOKI LC MUSIC IN THE BACKROUND

[@yoboibeerus1387]

This is kind of a guilty pleasure for m- "Give Papa a juicy kiss." No, actually not. Get that away from me!

[@luannesbestfriend7]

0:07 I thought this was the real movie speaking and was like, oh yeah this is some terrible voice acting. Then I realized it was you.

[@luannesbestfriend7]

To be fair, this is the first video I've ever watched of you. Soo subscribing.

[@Straw_berri3]

I seen the movie a bit....now...It’s now giving me flashbacks Where did the $14,999,999.99 go!?

[@darkforge1013]

In the toilet

[@Steamworker_Evolair]

Sean Connery I'd imagine

[@ninasepulveda5667]

I genuinely love this series! Keep up the great work!!

[@JJSlayer74]

God I’m getting flashbacks to when Saber reviewed this

[@844SteamFan]

Yup

[@beau4612]

Well I think it's just- *beAutIfuL* _I feel sickened by the animation alone._

[@michaelstaggmick]

Are you referencing “Bea from Brawl Stars”? Becuase every time she gets a kill she says “Bea-utiful

[@dat_baconator3897]

@@michaelstaggmick no

[@snakes3425]

It's now even more shameful since this is the last movie Sean Connery ever made

[@hdofu]

He couldn’t do a cameo in a recent bond film... but he could come out of retirement for this... honestly doing a sequel to Zardoz and rocking the red diaper and ammunition vest again would have been a better choice then this movie.

[@jasonsteele6920]

Has anyone ever played the game City of Fools? Random, bizarre CG, sound like a weird fever dream, *completely* creepy...this film just gave me flashbacks of it is all.

[@bencemolnar4246]

Rip Sir Sean Connery 1930-2020

[@TheDeldiz]

Apparently it was based on a children's book or book series called "Sir Billi the Vet."

[@zanemurcha2675]

I saw the trailer for this film... And if the trailer is that bad... then I don't no what to do.

[@fiercesumo1221]

The tone of Dazz's voice is hilarious when he finds something stupid lol

[@trollsansofficial]

I briefly thought earwax started building up really fast

[@Emisop]

Went into my local Weis in January and saw this movie being sold as "Guardian of the Highlands" and tweeted to Saberspark about it. Went into Weis a few hours ago and... It's still there.

[@uAlienatedIllusion]

2012 Wizart changes the landscape of European animation with it’s Snow Queen with only ~7 million dollars and very little filmmaking experience becoming the very first film in the region to become successful in the international market. Critics absolutely decimate it for being a Disney ripoff.... of a film to come out a year later. then you see THIS and suddenly it looks like a masterpiece.

[@tradeka4206]

Didn’t know Sean Connery had a chance to play Gandalf, I’m very very glad he didn’t. I liked him as James Bond but I really don’t think he’s that great of an actor and if the lord of the rings script is too confusing for you you’re not the actor I would want playing Gandalf. Thank god

[@KilluaZoldyck2011]

I love this series! Please find more bad movies to review whether they're meant for kids or not. We must all experience these travesties together.

[@NigerianCrusader]

LIKE RAPSITTIE STREET KIDS?

[@Chlorine5572]

The music in the background while your talking about the beavers....gave me flashbacks. I’m amazed that I’m not on the ground rocking back and forth in the fetal position. Also nice video👍

[@AG_Speaks]

8:36 He said "You sure are looking Good ol' boy, you sure are looking great -chuckles-" I know it's still hard to understand cause the volume is so god damn low.

[@iggywickproductions2694]

1:27 is that the bowser's castle soundtrack from mariokart??

[@kalebparker6162]

3:20 Is that the DDLC theme in the background?

[@crosswind_7323]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[@Mirai_the_weeb]

No one: Dazz: what if I played doki doki in the background to add extra PTSD?

[@goldendoodle252]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed

[@polipix_]

shitty useless no one

[@catastropheintended88]

GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL this video is sponsored by skillshare

[@formerly_human]

I'm a simple person, I see a stereotypically Russian guy crawling out of his natural habitat, I click. I also unironically like the polìce officer's eyebrows. Idk, they just speak to me.

[@rarebrockstark6219]

5:15 Thanks for breaking all the windows in my house

[@seboy7261]

Why is there a kid’s head on top off the refrigerator 8:48

[@Tele_pl]

Wait, was that DDLC music at 3:43

[@ravoniesravenshir3926]

I some how made it 8 mins before my brain started to hemrage :(

[@CineScarborough]

As if Sean Connery agreed to appear in this. He seems to have gone like John Travolta.

[@benedictgaming4766]

I haven't seen anyone do this so... 1:46 NICE

[@nixiscartwright5521]

Bruh first I get hit with the doki doki music, then the Goofy Goober level's music from that old spongebob movie game!? Well played, Dazz.

[@T128Productions]

And don’t forget, TF2’s “It Hates Me So Much” at 9:22. Even the title sums up Dazz’s review of this “movie,” like if it hates him.

[@readmydescription473]

Dont Lie you died Laughing when he Said Lower Him to You "Deck"

[@THI5GUY24]

The music that is playing in the background gave me flashbacks of me playing SpongeBob and getting stuck on that Patrick level as a kid.

[@iamperish]

Is no one gonna mention how this dude basically had a meltdown over Gordi(or however you spell that demon spawn's name)?

[@squidiskool]

The vehicles in the background have real brands on them, I don’t think they have the rights to have those logos

[@thinkawesome4960]

I immediately noticed the DDLC music

[@andecidreweye]

1:46 Look at the car number

[@jackminto7062]

This is the Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing of movies.

[@j01sonofsleazy]

at least in big rigs, YOU'RE WINNER! at 12.3 undecillion miles per hour in reverse

[@mintstarmari]

Sean Connery deserved a much better final role than this monstrosity.

[@carlosmattessich3883]

Man Rotten Tomatoes dropped harder than my iPad’s battery.

[@Noe-t_here]

The DDLC Musik in the back at 3:40 got me wheezing for some unknown reason

[@gooeygo2515]

12:13 beavers swim.....

[@eliotslife3436]

How do u mess up the art style and the audio- they're like the main things !

[@SpiritHits]

Is that Rayman music? Love that

[@Impfinity-f1o]

Glad I’m not the only one here who noticed it and loved it

[@SpiritHits]

@@Impfinity-f1o The best! 😁

[@Impfinity-f1o]

16:45 recognized this song instantly Rayman OST goes hard

[@awesomewolf6623]

Review: Alpha and Omega movies, they get weird

[@maggiethepug9149]

11:45 *A MAN AT LEGO CITY HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER*

[@BetterCallStan]

On behalf of my country, I am sorry that this exists.

[@T128Productions]

As an American, I too am sorry to hear about this abomination! I’m glad I never watched this “film” and now I’m probably not gonna sleep well tonight ;(

[@WolfleeTheDog]

I’m concerned for Billy... Billy you... you good?

[@matthew3791]

still waiting on boss baby back in business...

[@Eemi_Seppala]

Scots got this as their first animated movie, Fins got Emperor's secret, an animated fantasy musical about Finnish politicians.