This Tik Tok Advice Will Get You Killed

[@acertainperson206]

Can’t wait to find an attacker who also watched the “what to do when shot” video. We just stand there trading shots and stealing the gun

[@FishoD]

But after both of you have been shot 5 times in the chest there’s no longer bullets in the gun… what then? Then you start poking them in the eye.

[@9r9r66]

@@FishoD pull out the knife, stand, and wait to be disarmed

[@DennisHeenan]

@@FishoD For all you know they have an AK with a banana mag, in that case you can go back-and-forth about 45 times.

[@dennis_s]

@@DennisHeenan Ooh! Sounds fun!

[@dr_goofy]

Wtf did I walk in to

[@Dragoon45]

I always shoot myself before a fight, increasing my power level and ensuring I cannot be shot a second time

[@irvinmorales6307]

Lmao

[@pigeonswithobesity6039]

Lmao

[@amongsussyballs]

this sounds like persona 3

[@thegamingbiscuit6407]

Caught me off guard lmao 😂

[@elliot20]

that made me chuckle. thanks :)

[@REDMAGEV00]

The logic of attackers using guns exclusively as melee weapons is the funniest part.

[@realryushiro]

Using a sniper rifle as a melee weapon.

[@Chadronius]

I have no bullet, but I must kill.

[@colombianv1nce271]

If warzone players were murders🤣🤣🤣

[@barthes17]

Red mage is a G

[@horrorgamer811]

I mean have you seen the movies. Maybe that's where they got their inspiration from xD

[@3ftninja132]

Will always remember this. When I was a kid I did Karate, one of my fellow students asked what to do if they have a knife, the teacher told us that if you can't run (always the best option) is to aim for the wrist, block as fast and as hard as you can. I asked what to do if they have a gun, he looked at us seriously and said "you do exactly what they tell you to do".

[@got_rats]

Teaching that it's not a good decision to be the tough guy on someone who's got a upper hand on you, to value your life over your ego, is something honorable. Props for the dude, good lesson

[@lockerbuddy2039]

@@got_rats Yeah, you run two risks. Either the person will POSSIBLY kill you after you obey them or you ABSOLUTELY get killed trying to disarm them. Sometimes just doing nothing is the safer option.

[@penat7402]

Anyone who’s ego is so fragile that they are willing to effectively commit suicide rather than give someone their wallet and bruise it is pathetic

[@barleyteaa]

Hello fellow god of war lover. Just noticed your pfp is Atreus and wanted to wish you a happy upcoming ragnarok

[@Zam_man]

nah in close quarters you should def feel more scared of a guy with a knife - have you ever seen a true knife attack? you cannot stop the flurry of stabs a person can throw at you - you must run if you wish to live unless you can shoot dead first

[@legendnodensetsu8423]

He's literally that guy who imagine countless scenarios where he is the ultimate badass but would be the first to get hurt if any of those actually happened.

[@crystalhazer7246]

It's a common character in movies/shows/games for a reason 🤣

[@heresywithana]

He has main character syndrome in a world without one

[@gabrieleporru4443]

Isn't that all of us, in a way

[@legendnodensetsu8423]

@@gabrieleporru4443 true except most people don't pretend they're professionals and don't try to convince others those techniques are actually gonna work

[@gabrieleporru4443]

@@legendnodensetsu8423 oh yeah on that I absolutely agree. He's an idiot for that, especially if he explicitly markets his work as effective in probable/realistical situations

[@muttipi]

These strategies are all very useful if you’ve been sucked into a turn based squad tactics rpg.

[@ddenozor]

Don’t forget to press ‘end turn’ after you used all your action points.

[@thydzz2180]

Or when you're attacked by a person with 3 fingers each hands

[@iykwim4071]

Or when you know you are gonna die, so atleast you have a tiny chance

[@AnishNair09]

You mean like the most ambitious project of all time, the best game RAID SHADOW LEGENDS??

[@arshadzaidi4667]

@@ddenozor A neat trick is to just pull a Sans until the police arrive.

[@bradonhoover3002]

In my head I've constructed a scenario where both the assailant and defender have watched the Knife Releases video and just expertly pull one technique after another on each other, stealing the knife back and forth in a stalemate like Speed O' Sound Sonic and Genos supersonic dashing behind each other

[@CaptainDoomsday]

I'm pretty sure the whole thing in OG wrestling was to always have a counter to every hold so this is basically the less-homoerotic modern-day reboot.

[@finalbossdoge3466]

I commend your mind

[@magicianwizard4294]

@@finalbossdoge3466 I approve your commendment

[@finalbossdoge3466]

@@magicianwizard4294 I've been looking forward to this

[@gridlockills7420]

Lol this is hilarious

[@mosscloud4748]

I can just imagine Dale in a hostage situation and as he's disarming, he's also explaining how it's done and what's happening.

[@storyshiftcharahurts9992]

he's that typa guy who would stop the shooter saying "wait wait this isn't how I showed it to millions of people! You can't just shoot me if I even raise my finger!" Bros probably imagined himself in a badass scene where he whoops a beating, only to wake up soon after

[@datdankdj8264]

While the other guy just stands there

[@Ridley369]

At the end, he scolds his attacker with "See, the hand is *not* meant to hold things very well!"

[@zoopdterdoobdter5743]

This guy was trained by Steven Seagal, wasn't he?

[@SmallMediumFat]

"Did you see that? That's because I grabbed his thumb and the weapon slipped out of his hand because hands are NOT made to hold ANYTHING"

[@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT]

I agree. Getting shot more than once is definitely worse than just being shot once.

[@TBone4Breakfast]

Hey! Good to see you here

[@fred1395durst]

TBYS commenting on one of charlies videos is the crossover i didnt know i needed

[@mattman1684]

Ask 50Cent how that felt

[@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT]

@@mattman1684 How many times did he get shot? NINE TIMES nine times ninetimes?

[@yositta]

I wonder if you thought before you came up with this comment.

[@ZER0MAGENTA0]

Dale really gives off that “I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!” energy

[@eagletrucking9493]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZCleJ6afs6Cisk Nj

[@manwithaplan2001]

"If you think this bullet will stop me, then you have another thing coming." -Dave the Security Guard

[@kingshorts9630]

Oh yes

[@helpiambeingheldhostage1818]

@claris wkwk bro these fucking bots get worse and worse everyday charlie should ban them or sum

[@idonthaveaname4685]

@@helpiambeingheldhostage1818 we are reporting but youtube just doesn't care . Charlie should ban these clowns

[@columnarcarp7825]

Dale: “If you’re ever drowning just drink all the water”

[@shadowfox3442]

lol

[@ryleighs9575]

Best comment lol.

[@lIllIlllIlIllIlllIlIllIlllIl]

Sigma male Dale

[@pippypiper8353]

If your homeless just buy a house

[@The_Endless_Now]

@@pippypiper8353 ↖️ Pippys

[@pines3326]

"The hand is not made to hold anything very well" Ah, I see, better to use my ass then.

[@nerfcontent9429]

It works with dicks why not firearms! -*famous last words*

[@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3]

I'll use my small toe on my left foot

[@gabrielboorom2683]

"In fact, just amputate those hands now, they're worthless..."

[@iasked4692]

@@gabrielboorom2683 yes....I am currently typing with the gaps of my teeth together... I let a rabid dog take my useless hands away......I would pet him but......yeah

[@gabrielboorom2683]

@@iasked4692 Awesome! High fi- uh, good job.👍

[@bigboi2186]

“If you’ve been shot, first thing is do not panic. Second thing is you should be happy because his turn is over and now we can go counter his move by shooting him back multiple times”

[@chaosundivided2525]

Chaos Approved!™️

[@lonecyclone8493]

Next turn limit break

[@yomommashaus]

I've been working on that myself - whenever I'm shot, I take a moment, collect myself, do some meditation, and then I'm ready to face the day again.

[@espalorp3286]

After you have been shot, take some time to reflect. Why did they shoot you? Who are they? Maybe they were right to shoot you. Maybe you should take the gun and shoot yourself, after all it's a bit rude that some stranger has to do it for you. Maybe they would be getting more pleasure out of shooting you than your displeasure of being shot, so overall, the world is happier.

[@duggiek1352]

"You've triggered my trap card!" 😈

[@IsItRey]

Dale: "If you're dying, just stop. Don't die."

[@airpls2822]

"Because what's worse than dying ? dying twice"

[@drdripiideedeejay-zaiikenn4180]

@@airpls2822 lmao

[@Willian774]

“Stop. Get some help” -👨🏾‍✈️

[@bornofstardust5910]

"If you're ever on fire, just get off of it. That way, you can put the fire on you instead of you being on fire, giving you the advantage".

[@requiem522]

@@bornofstardust5910 this is known as tactical fire displacement, it’s actually banned in the Geneva Convention from how good it is

[@traderofgodsgt3518]

Dale: "If you're in a crashing plane without a parachute, collect 10 birds on the way down. Biomechanics will kick in and they will carry you to safety"

[@qwertydavid8070]

It's always those biomechanics lmao

[@grey195]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SergioR00]

Collect 10 birds lmaooo

[@casadilla111]

*Mission update: collect 10 birds and return to Dale.*

[@HTXrios]

If you're stuck at sea do dory whale sounds and wait for a friendly whale to swallow you and drop you off to safety

[@alan62036]

If someone aims a gun at you, just say that you don't want them to. They legally cannot aim at you without your consent.

[@danii_boy6831]

His whole self defense strategy crumbles the moment he faces a man with decent grip strength

[@firstnamelastname7298]

his whole defence strategy is literally non existent the moment the dude with a gun is 1 feet away

[@plugshirt1762]

@@firstnamelastname7298 that one is easy you do the cross split duck money we by sprinting at them and then ducking while reaching up for their gun disarming them

[@theonlywalltostareat5808]

if i have the weapon i would get myself far from the target to a point the target couldn't reach me with his arm

[@Brandon-yq1tm]

That or a revolver

[@PeachDragon_]

Or someone who doesn't stand still

[@iamlynx3761]

Dale has that “We are surrounded!” “Good, that means we can shoot in all directions” vibe

[@WoodMntSeaBear2]

Yeah, it wouldn't be a fair fight if that wasn't the case.

[@chicanoman2999]

lmfao nice

[@jiro110]

He's the kind of guy who would say that. Without even having guns in the first place.

[@kurtdyck6759]

“We’re airborne. We’re supposed to be surrounded”

[@topusku]

You have to utilize that AoE burst damage somehow

[@Loregasmo]

If someone attacks you it’ll just go in to a slow motion button-pressing sequence. Just press the buttons that appear in your vision, it’s easy.

[@CaptainShenanigans42]

Finally, someone giving advice who's actually been in a fight

[@michaelismobile6997]

@@CaptainShenanigans42 fr + ratio bozo 💀

[@nexotoflua3739]

You have to exit out and enable mods then jump back in. We'll see how much those bullets do

[@krillin2591]

Charlie is famously bad at those

[@semisolidsnake7103]

Unfortunately Charlie doesn’t seem to be the best at quick time events

[@DrDubMemes]

“The only thing worse than getting shot is getting shot again, repeatedly” -Dale

[@lockerbuddy2039]

*gets shot in the head* Dale: "Well..."

[@DrDubMemes]

@@lockerbuddy2039 All you have to do is install an Elon musk brain chip somewhere else in your body before the fight, then if you get headshotted you have backup.

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

@@lockerbuddy2039 it'd still be worse a second time.

[@Memer9456]

@@sydssolanumsamsys well if you already dead it wont make much of a difference

[@TimeWatch5]

I wouldn't even know how to breath with a loaded gun in my chest.

[@eagletrucking9493]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZCleJ6afs6Cisk H

[@Sianostrakarenrenren]

Wuss

[@lazydreamerr]

@@Sianostrakarenrenren ???anyone would freak out with a gun pointed to their chest lmao

[@joelcompta8512]

@@lazydreamerr not me

[@violetbitch9492]

@@lazydreamerr not Sianostrakarenrenren, he's the toughest guy around

[@vecinu3675]

Poor Charlie doesn't know that if you get shot multiple times you empty his gun faster, thus in the end being advantageous to you.

[@sanicmaniac]

So, when are you getting a Nobel Prize?

[@itskindofemily]

Damn u right

[@faora5651]

We got a fucking harvard scholar here holy shit that’s genius.

[@Ferven7]

And once the bullets are inside you they become yours. Having more bullets means you win!

[@deadhelix]

Charlie clearly does not understand that when you get shot, the person shooting is now minus on hit and you have the frame advantage allowing for a full combo punish

[@needtofinshundertale7812]

But be careful, your assailant might know some 0 to death combos.

[@Ktb_Contract0r]

#ComboBreaker

[@yayodank882]

Counter breaker!!!!

[@PeptoAbismol]

just parry the projectile

[@caravaneerkhed]

I love this comment

[@AyyGin]

Disarming _might_ work if the attacker never had the intention to kill you in the first place. Most of the time, they're only pointing a gun at you for monetary reasons. If you comply, then both of you will most likely go back home without a scratch. They don't actually want to kill someone and get life in prison. If you make a sudden move and try to disarm them, you're basically forcing _their_ fight or flight response. They'd either freak out and run (you may or may not successfully disarm them) or they might panic and shoot you instead. Personally, I'd just comply unless I know with high certainty that the attackers genuinely want to kill me. In that case, fighting for control over their gun would probably give me better odds than just running away since they could just shoot me in the back.

[@infohazard3003]

underrated comment

[@JackieTheDerg]

I mean, Dale himself did say that this is last resort stuff, nothing is worth more than your life

[@theashologist]

Or they shoot because they were scared the person they are trying to rob does something but never had intention to shoot

[@ImJustFusion]

He’s the type of person to say, “if you are having a asthma attack, just breathe”

[@eagletrucking9493]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZCleJ6afs6Cisk

[@snazzyfeathers]

He's like "Stop letting asthma attack you, pussy"

[@mrdeafter]

Just don't die 4head

[@abood_is_alive]

Slash your lungs to let air in

[@mnkpop5858]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4OQmIJjhbZlobM

[@arnoio8355]

"The hand is not made to hold anything very well" This guy really is a biomechanic, he knows that hands were really only meant to help people finger-count

[@Mar-xt6ds]

Yes I never get ahold of my meat damned hands wont let me fill good. Been using feet lately works like a charm. My meat is healthy and happy 😊

[@Jesei1211]

Yeah that is total BS. Why does he think a glass being held in your hand isn't going to immediately fall down and shatter on the floor...because we superglue our palms to the glass or what?

[@soren4904]

It's easy to make fun of but I think the idea is that they're not made to be this vice-like unbreakable. Obviously meant to hold things, but technically all these things he does here DO work. Would I recommend them in a real life situation? Probably not unless you had literally 0 other options

[@CryptidCookieBaker]

@@Jesei1211 the glass IS falling out of your hand , just super slowly.

[@Brettlaken]

Lightning never strikes twice. This means he physically and legally can't shoot you a second time, leaving you with the advantage

[@flow185]

Bur what if he shoots you in the head Fallout NV style?

[@repulsethemonkey1396]

if he doesn't shoot you again within 15 seconds you're legally allowed to leave

[@lurkingchaos7035]

If you get shot by lightning once the chances of you getting shot by lightning again are increased

[@Guerita72]

Which is where we get the saying, "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice...you can't fool me again!"

[@evet7278]

That sounds like an unfair skill. needs to get nerfed

[@ivangorodokin7605]

11:06 "Do you know what to do if you're being choked against the wall? Moan" Holy fuck, the confidence in his voice almoast made me shit myself

[@SStarry_Days]

And it would work if you do it loud enough.

[@KnightOMoon]

I mean you might be able to startle them for a second

[@perotekku]

The choked against a wall is actually the closest to real advice. Eyes, throat, groin. Always aim for those areas if you're trying to fend off an attacker. But once you're free, always make the most noise possible and head towards a crowded/safe location. Or just call the Vipers

[@Andrew_-_-]

unless you are Steven Segal, who is a master in both the ancient arts of kendo and crua magau

[@ActionJotaPe]

unless you’re Tony Soprano and after getting yourself free you go steal crates of wine from the Vipers

[@domainexpansion-boosiefade]

unless youre in a fast and furious movie and you have the power of family

[@highlighterjelly]

Vipers?

[@hayleyhellbound9513]

Ah yes, the tactics nearly every young girl is taught because we’ll probably have to use it at some point.

[@TritonGamezYT]

"If they're a child I'd just throw sand in their face and push them over" Well said Charlie. Well said.

[@fogman2041]

Let's hope it's anakin

[@project_7t778]

"You're talking a lot of shit for someone with same height as a child." Sorry for the bad English.

[@Raven_X16]

he's fighting with people of his size bro.. show some respect 😔 (jk btw)

[@TritonGamezYT]

@@Raven_X16 Clearly, not a fan. He is EASILY 6'7".

[@detectivepikachu3161]

POCKET SAND!!!

[@plasticlawnchair7197]

guy: "just push the gun into your chest" the dude with a revolver:

[@qtulhoo]

The dude using a gun at its actual effective range:

[@kristyandesouza5980]

The guy with any level of reaction at all

[@ballsdeep7056]

"Pop" Guys organs-

[@jasoncp3257]

If im not mistaken, wouldn't the gun still go off if pressed against because isnt the recoil of the slide ony for extraction and not the firing process, now idk about weather that would affect if pulled in, ik if its pulled back it can't shoot but held forwards i don't think it would work

[@plasticlawnchair7197]

@@jasoncp3257 the slide both ejects rounds and chambers rounds, also if it is pushed back it will also push the hammer just a tiny bit but makes it so the gun wont fire. I actually tested it on my airsoft gun and it did cause the gun to not fire but the chances of someone literally pushing a gun into your chest holding you at gunpoint is pretty unlikely so

[@clementfermn6711]

He's actually a guy from an alternate universe, where people evolved to not hold shit

[@samusa_2002]

But if that's the case, how is he so able to use his hands 🤔🤣

[@mariuspetersen6907]

Guy: has a knife Me: reaches for knife Guy: *moves* Me: fuck

[@distantpoet619]

facts.

[@alanmaju2796]

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

[@buggart]

Me: Hey! It's not the end of my turn yet!

[@namesryan50yearsago65]

Hotel:trivago

[@halphassoul7903]

Hey, that’s illegal!

[@annemaeisgey5762]

The best advice into getting into a fight is to press X to punch

[@AngeKerr]

I look Just like deji

[@honest_126]

Better advice, press x to not die

[@sagacioussigma527]

😐

[@nugget1791]

Or just change the difficulty

[@crisscore157]

damn these bots

[@Ac.Kelpie]

“Hes not abducting my kid, hes just letting me know he could” Best sentence of the year.

[@hridaybiswakarma9237]

A kid with a plastic knife : exists Charlie: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!"

[@xipperz5183]

Is Charlie Spider-Man?

[@hajidle]

@@xipperz5183 *Bully Maguire

[@4ndr00med4]

Charlie would be a menace on every playground.

[@CheesyJesse]

Dale: “if you’re ever in a car crash just take the tires and put them on your hands and feet. You’ll be able to drive yourself home without your car”

[@MegaAssasin47]

XD

[@bossilays_i]

Alternate title : how to turn yourself to convertible

[@CheesyJesse]

@@bossilays_i honestly if I could do that I’d use it to be able to eat McDonald’s again

[@zarif.k]

@@bossilays_i less gooo

[@williambell3893]

thus increasing your chances of survivability 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@thevagabond3181]

I'm kinda surprised he didn't say: Breakdown the bullet and use it for nutrients to gain the upper hand in the fight'

[@eagletrucking9493]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZCleJ6afs6Cisk

[@lupreztryson]

Might as well just swallow it for iron deficiency

[@thecrabhex]

Only scientist can do that…

[@johnfran3218]

When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time." "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out" The Book of Truth

[@thecrabhex]

@@johnfran3218 Excellent. I am inspired to do better in life.

[@poolboyque]

“Also, remember, when a man is adrenalized and wants to kill you, he may want to shoot you but if you grab his hands he will freely let you manipulate the gun and give up. He won’t punch you out with his opposite hand or kick you or grab another weapon nor will he head butt you a knock you out. Biomechanics will come in and he will just fold and die. It’s that simple.”

[@perseus1293]

Grab his thumbs and he will just instantly biodegrade on the spot, no questions asked, biomechanics at it's finest

[@Irondragon1945]

Dont forget, hands are not made to hold onto things, only to clean your ears and type on keyboards

[@gavinhayes5442]

also, its a fucking gun he can just pull the trigger as you attempt to grab the barrel and youre dead

[@stare4539]

Loool

[@BIGAMBERFAN]

@@gavinhayes5442 well the idea is that you’re blocking the firing mechanism by pushing the slide back, so the gun won’t fire when he pulls the trigger. still bullshit obviously but that aspect is technically true

[@truckwarrior5944]

The hold at 7:35 is something you are tought in most self-defense classes. It does work, but not the way he shows. I did practise this with quite a few people. If someone really strong is holding against you, you have the advantage of what he calls "biomechanics" even though it's literally just leverage against the thumbs, but if they really hold you it won't be that fast, unless they are way weaker than you.

[@left4twenty]

That's the big issue with videos like these, once the bad guys learn them, after you disarm them, you get caught into an infinite loop of them disarming you and then you disarming them, it really needs a patch

[@ASlipknotFreak]

😂

[@Schlex]

I heard they tried to fix it in a hot patch but people alr found a workaround

[@EddieBooze]

😂😂

[@harperstillgebauer476]

“The hand is not made to hold anything very well” he is actually a genius I would listen to him

[@rigatoni_joe5090]

thousands of years of evolution down the drain I guess lmao

[@Macsbook101]

I wanna introduce this guy to a pull up bar

[@R3VYZ]

Modern day Einstein.

[@ВасилийИзенов]

But he is right, It's made to grip and realise light things. If you have good lever and use your core strength, you can break grip very easy. It's basic wrestling knowledge. Charlie is kinda clownish in this clip.

[@TotalXPvideos]

@@ВасилийИзенов except he didn't use "core strength" at all, just wrist movement, which you can counter so fucking easily by, you know, looking at him tryinh that and moving against it...or just shooting the fucker when he slightly moves after you told him not to

[@juless66]

Charlie, we really need a series of you and Matt trying out these lifesaving procedures and techniques

[@soloxsavage413]

I’d like, comment, subscribe to that

[@HappyBeeGaming]

I think after a few times they showed it wasn't possible it might get a bit repetitive. But a single video would be nice

[@mnkpop5858]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g5LXiKCZobmoadk

[@joshgibson539]

Charlie should just try this out by giving him a Nerf gun.

[@GardenGuy1942]

He can do it with me

[@ericfieldman]

My brother in the army says getting shot isn't like it is in the movies, and what really happens is the bullet just goes in without knocking you over, and adrenaline hides the pain for a bit and actually does give you a massive boost of strength, so people who shoot and don't finish the job actually do often get rushed. He's never been personally shot so I can't totally verify but I think that can check out. Regardless, being shot doesn't always immediately ground a person. I've also heard there was a guy who got stabbed enough to die in a bar fight, and he finished it up and drank his beer because he didn't realize it happened. I personally once slammed my face and knee into the street trying to make it to school on time, leading to a gushing gash and really painful ankle stiffness for days, but in that short time before it thinned out I ran a track field's distance feeling nothing.

[@ZealotsACH]

The thing is, technically, he is correct about the mechanics of his “tactics”. The main problem is that this type of stuff only works in training situations, where everything is controlled and the aggressor is just standing there not resisting your “defense”. In a real life self defense situation, these “tactics” absolutely will get you seriously injured or killed 99.99% of the time. Your possessions can be replaced, your life cannot. Just comply and continue living. If you survive the encounter, you have won. Most (not all) assailants don’t want to kill you, they just want something from you. If they wanted to kill you they would just kill you immediately, not “hold you up”. If you are going to fight back, these “ninja” moves are useless. You have to be ruthless and willing to do ruthless things. No thumb breaks or pressure points. You need to gouge out eyes, rip out groins, rip out throats, etc.

[@dneneb1698]

but if u get ur phone on top of their head it shows that the dude backs up instantly s0ooo yea.

[@mookinbabysealfurmittens]

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!

[@ronin4785]

@@mookinbabysealfurmittens *proceeds to kick him in the balls*

[@houseking9211]

true but watching him jam hard objects into the bone on that guys hand hurt to watch

[@thee11111]

exactly my thoughts but wayyy better explained lmfao

[@HamRadioCrashCourse]

I am SO HAPPY to see Charlie going after these larpers

[@mnkpop5858]

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[@JohnJames.]

I always get a kick when he goes over fools I've seen

[@ReizokoRyu]

What do these clowns even do?

[@Markkiisi]

They give shitty advice and do some disney-ass neighborhood watch bullshit

[@oldwest6217]

The funny thing is most of these techniques actually work. Have you ever tried?

[@stubert94]

I like how all you have to do is yell "stop!" at a child abductor for them to stop and they just back up throwing their hands up and give up. Very useful information.

[@yomommashaus]

It worked on the Nazi's when they were building power. Oh wait, no it didn't...

[@lockerbuddy2039]

Kidnapper: Daaaaaawwww shhhhcrap, sorry, try again next week or...? No...? Daawww... Okay...

[@VonSnuggles1412]

@@lockerbuddy2039 "you have any friends who got kids, because i can go for them inste- oh you don't? Well man that sucks...where else am i gonna find a child to abduct

[@samueldubik4418]

I wonder what kind of person would try to abduct the child while their parents are present? They will either wait for child to be alone, or there will be multiple people coming to you and in that case you can't do anything

[@hawaiiptiii]

no you say swiper no swiping

[@warpig869]

Did martial arts for 11 years was trained in knife and gun defense. First I was taught: don’t do anything of these defensive techniques unless you absolutely think you or someone around you will die. I don’t like how he is demonstrating this as a “life saving tip” when the real life saving tip is just give them your wallet or money. Not worth risking your life for a $60 and a wallet.

[@aarons6935]

No you weren't.

[@SHMOUSEY86]

Honestly, Charlie's advice of taking the attacker's gun and "transmogrifying it into a bigger gun" is more useful than anything the dude in the video said

[@ToxicSkull0]

But I haven’t trained my wizardry yet. All I can do is imbue the bullets with fire

[@YaboyJonnyY0]

Unfortunately, you have to pay, $19.99 (plus tax) to learn how to transmog your guns.

[@valexander3576]

"Kick his nuts." That's the solution to all these scenarios.

[@darkrecon1209]

That's what Bobby did but unfortunately it was his mom

[@o_ver2.094]

Tbh i dont think it would do much

[@loganxavier]

@@o_ver2.094 Being kicked in the nuts automatically makes someone drop to the ground in tremendous pain. You think he’s just gunna keep shooting or stabbing after the most fragile part of his body is kicked with one of the strongest limbs someone has?

[@burp1361]

@@o_ver2.094 pretty sure planting your shin into someones testicles as hard as u can is the most advantageous thing to do in most situations

[@RawDoggin_78]

@@loganxavier nuts are not off switches, its not like a headshot wound ffs, in such a scenario it will just piss the dude off and have any StOPpİNg PoWeR

[@MrQuijibo]

Stop making fun of Dale, he's an expert, he trained all the Looney Tunes characters.

[@bmproductions6343]

Underated

[@prowthegamer]

Lmfao

[@redmist6630]

most cops have poor training

[@Complexyz]

He trained bozo actually to be such a clown

[@sebastianriz4703]

@@redmist6630 the sad part is Dale isnt a cop. Cops also get better training than this. At least cops understand that guns can be used from further than CQC range

[@eckard9597]

The two best self defense techniques I was taught are these 1. Cardio, they can't fightyou if you they can't catch you 2. Talk to them about themselves. Redirecting verbally is a scientifically proven and highly effective method to disarm a situation. It is the standard method used by Negotiators to de-escalate hostage situations.

[@Thecoldest-y7l]

Or call the police

[@eckard9597]

@@Thecoldest-y7l Takes 0.5 seconds to pull a trigger. Takes 15 minutes on average in the US for the cops to respond to an emergency. Takes me 5 months to reply. Sorry brother I doubt anyone putting a gun to your face is gonna let you call the cops first.

[@awesomeperson531]

“If you get hurt, hurt them back. You get killed, walk it off” this quote is from Captain America in AOU. This guy took this line to heart

[@sandwichenjoyer4253]

Sigma Defense tip #235467: Let an attacker mag dump into your face. Without bullets, he can no longer do further do damage to your body.

[@alexpapingi1338]

The main thing he is missing is that attackers are never calm like the guy who helps them there. They're on extreme level of adrenaline and usually if you make a step they are ready to shoot, don't leave you to go there and catch his pistol

[@androiduser6888]

yeah i agree, the other thing with the adrenaline is it gives you more strength and reactive time due to the heightened senses and shit.

[@KatSpicert]

I mean, who knows. If someone's crazy enough to pull something like that given the risks, then maybe they have enough adrenaline for it to work!

[@camthechameleon2577]

Another thing i notice about this videos is why does the attacker always have the gun either right on the person or in arms reach just doesn't realistic at all

[@realityjaunt]

Yeah, you see that constantly in both self defense programs and McDojos. Most things work with a complying "opponent". Without pressure testing self defense is security theater.

[@alexpapingi1338]

@@realityjaunt, that was exactly the other thing I was thinking. When such a training is doing the attacker have to behave like attacker, I don't think someone is going to leave you take his gun so easy. I don't say the tricks don't work but it's strength needed for sure. I have been training such things for five years, as a 45kilos girl I managed to do such tricks to strong guys but there are some situations that when he really turns all the power you really need to be very strong as well.

[@oak3ns]

"Nobody shoots me except me" is actually a really good line

[@MrTigroz]

“If you’ve been shot, no problem. Just take the gun and shoot him back. What’s he going to do? Take the gun and shoot you again? He’s been shot, he can’t.” The logic checks for me.

[@hunterfox6176]

Man really thinks plot armor exists in real life.

[@cranberryjuice3469]

That logic is bulletproof

[@lukeb1663]

@@cranberryjuice3469 if only his chest was like his logic

[@karlbjerke133]

To be fair if your adrenaline is up you could fight back

[@moinmaster64]

@@karlbjerke133 why would only one person's adrenaline be up in a situation like that

[@GusBeBussin]

Dale's charisma is completely maxed. "If you get shot, just smile at the perpetrator and ask them if they have any last words."

[@Brandon-ct8vo]

if i shot someone and they did that i'd be running like usain bolt outta there

[@LilPW]

I mean that is a fucking power move if I've ever heard one. Dale has the terrifying presence perk from fnv

[@notatrollll]

HELP! CALL AN AMBULANCE! But not for ME!

[@tremoral4097]

The really neat things with guns is they have range, most people aren’t going to push it into you and will also probably just shoot you if you make any attempt to defend yourself

[@stephaniec8816]

This was my first thought- I was like- wait what. XD

[@thegamingraven1691]

I know right, there is a very good reason, if someone has a gun to your head you listen to what they tell you to do

[@kiloklavdi1185]

75m or more approx so if you try to run away,say night night to your spine

[@SuperLoop7209]

I have extremely limited experience with any form of self defense, and what I know was taught by an old military friend, not a professional trainer. So with that said, even though I basically have zero experience in this field, none of this makes any sense to me. It feels like something you’d see in a cartoon.

[@jdw9]

"The hand is not meant to hold anything very well" I don't want to discredit this man when he's clearly a genius but I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we have hands

[@drakkenmensch]

Honestly, I would prefer my chances using the Bobby Hill technique. That's my purse! *I DON'T KNOW YOU.*

[@themartialnerd3286]

If you go to the actual video, down in the comments people are pointing out what a stupid statement that is and he's literally debating them in the comments emphasizing the "very well" part of the statement as though they're taking him out of context and this slight distinction makes him right.

[@gengrogod3227]

he actually says the opposite: he says “the hands are literally meant to hold things, thats why we evolved to have these meaty things in the first place”

[@moonsalibi]

@@drakkenmensch the ultimate technique

[@JK-vy8vh]

I can do chin ups/pull ups using one finger on each hand. My fingers are skinny too so yeah hands are top tier appendages.

[@jessiewuzhere123]

"Do you know what to do if you're being choked against a wall?" Charlie: *MOAN*

[@spectatewatch9943]

"Harder"

[@brickabang]

“Ew wtf” *attacker ran away. You got 0XP and 87D$*

[@willyb7353]

@@brickabang 5000xp

[@oofnt]

@@brickabang [Achievement unlocked!] *what the fuck are you doing*

[@tj8132]

Everyone gangsta till you realise they're into it

[@nugget1791]

The man is acting like we all have maxed leveled body armor

[@eagletrucking9493]

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[@mnkpop5858]

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[@gujonteitur4853]

Funni meme much better then these bot kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZ2vnaehptBqiJo

[@x-Abraham-x2]

Love how you got all bots replying to you

[@nugget1791]

@@x-Abraham-x2 and I just told one to fuck off and look what happens lol

[@art_lobe]

(6:45) This probably works if you somehow do manage to grab the gun like that and don't get shot before you can push. The gun's barrel acts as a lever that helps you create torque when pushing it, so I don't think it would be that easy to prevent the barrel from being redirected just by gripping the handle tighter

[@connortremblay1259]

"The hand is not made to hold anything... very well." Fun fact, the almost exclusive evolutionary purpose of our hands is to hold things. Edit: I just watched 5 seconds further into the video and am so happy with what Charlie said

[@TempestTemple]

Not to mention guns are literally designed to be held in those hands

[@thezerohour5077]

They're literally called handguns for fucks sake

[@zagreus5773]

I guess his brain isn't made to think very well either.

[@lantig]

Guns are meant to be held by hands And Hands are meant to hold guns too I think that guy have a feet fetish

[@Tooopper]

That one actually has a grain of truth. Specifically, working against the thumb (weak, isolated, and almost necessary for simple grips) is normal. He just can’t word for shit. He could have simply just said that the thumb has a weakness or some simple shit like that.

[@yves_23]

"The hands weren't designed to hold things that well" So just fuck the entire concept of hands, huh?

[@Bleeto]

yes

[@shivriochilly]

*W H E E Z E*

[@blurrypotato4573]

Rock climbers be like "wtf"

[@arshadzaidi4667]

Guys opposable thumbs weren't made to hold things, you just don't understand his genius. He clearly double majored in evolutionary biology and physiology. Paul Blart's wisdom is limitless you simply aren't on his level 😔 👊

[@Nar01]

Charlie doesn’t need this man’s self defense techniques. Charlie has his deadly *breakdancing* moves.

[@SaltyGame3435]

Just like majima from yakuza

[@eagletrucking9493]

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[@mnkpop5858]

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[@dauntingkitty]

Majima

[@b7228-w7c]

what the fuck is wrong with this comment section

[@alfiemorrison7741]

"the only thing worse than getting shot, is getting shot by someone else." - Dale

[@whaletiger5591]

Major hole in our protagonist’s plot armor: Guns can be fired even when they’re not pressed in our center of biomechanics. Instead of this training, I’ll just carry around my tactical Moby Huge. Nobody will try to rob you if you’re carrying one of those around, the fear is too great

[@returntosenderrickluvmorty2157]

Hashtag action express

[@narpas_]

Speak softly and carry a big

[@eldybellacetin8167]

Lol fuck I pictured it colored in camo and me dragging it around

[@keaganmon6272]

@FURRY GAYMERS AGAINIST TRUMP banning guns wouldn't do anything to the stats of gun related crimes, so technically you'd still be at the threat of being killed with a gun. But that would mean that you don't have the option to defend yourself with a gun.

[@k4seyc]

The summary of this guys self defense: if your attacker does literally nothing while “attacking” you do these very odd maneuvers to defend yourself.

[@kevinc.cucumber3697]

Thats the problem with all these martial arts bullshit. This is a scenario in a perfect world, but in reality the attacker isn’t just gonna stand there or fall easily

[@cotho1549]

@@kevinc.cucumber3697 and its almost impossible to predict their movement so its basically useless

[@kevinc.cucumber3697]

@@cotho1549 if you’re going to teach someone to disarm, teach them a move that has one swift motion. Theres a famous disarmer that even teaches the military on disarming. You grab the barrel of the gun, twist it and bend the gunman’s wrist. 1 swift motion and very simple. If you see any move where there are complex steps and you have to hit pressure points, its 100% bullshit. These videos will seriously get someone killed.

[@b00tythunda66]

@@kevinc.cucumber3697 yup, my friend knows how to disarm a gun and have the bullet clip detached from the gun in one move.

[@lessgetit4841]

ikr? the only tactic a person needs to do is go primal ape sht. claw, bite, and don’t strategize, just go wild lol

[@originalbadass2020]

"If you get shot, just respawn guys" - your's truly, detroit survival chad

[@viderevero1338]

As someone who lives in Michigan, I truly am proud that we’re producing such flawless advice for the world to follow.

[@M.J44]

13:25 How to break your phone on your attacker's head and only really piss them off further

[@WhopperJrNoCheese]

As someone who shoots frequently. The guy who was holding the airsoft gun has piss poor grip which would allow hos firearm to be manipulated by someone other than him. If you go up against someone who knows what they’re doing, the first move you make to disarm them will most probably be your last.

[@johntaco861]

There’s also the fact that...it isn’t that hard to shoot a gun, plus all of these moves won’t work if that fucker is like 6-10ft away from you.

[@Zluken]

Not to mention a competent gunman would not have body contact with the firearm and if the space is confined you should have the firearm closer to your own body. If the agressor tried to grab for your gun or hurt you, they could, but they would eat a whole mag of 9x19 before they could seriously injure you.

[@valentinfranco4528]

@@johntaco861 literally at the press of a button.

[@bucciarati1873]

That the main reason I find his advice horrible. The human reaction time is pretty fast. You’ll have a bullet in your brain before you move 2 inches. This advice would only work if the person doesn’t actually want to kill you, and you should never assume someone threatening your life has that much humanity left.

[@bucciarati1873]

@@valentinfranco4528 yes. I’ve never shot an actual gun before, but I would assume it would just take 0.10-0.25 seconds for your attacker to put a bullet in your head. This advice feels like it’s assuming humans take more than a second to react.

[@JanGamex]

“Once you’re shot you’re at the advantage” This is wisdom beyond our comprehension.

[@fatalbert2055]

The adrenaline from the gunshot wound will give you hulk-like strength, then simply throw a car or some shit at the attacker.

[@snkybrki]

@@fatalbert2055 ez clap

[@kinghaki3000]

I love how he just assumes that everybody has years of tactical training and would be able to think quick on they're feet when it comes to life or death situations. Also, being able to say that the hands were not built to hold anything that well with a straight face is a skill within itself.

[@sebastianriz4703]

Imma be honest, you can have 30+ years of combat experience and you would never be able to pull off ANY of these "techniques" in real life combat. EVERY single scenerio can be dubunked by not paying your actor to let you do whatever bullshit you want to do too them. Every single technique he shows can be easily countered by not standing there like a potato. This is prime bullshido.

[@Manganization]

@@sebastianriz4703 I mean, it's not really bullshit, it's just that you have to literally be expecting to be attacked at all times to even begin to pull off these stunts. Almost every self-defense series are like this. Most of the time, people are just satisfied thinking up ways they can get out of situations rather than hoping they find the opportunity to pull off these stunts. Nine out of ten times you wouldn't be in any ideal situation to enact any of this anyway, like you said.

[@Kalmah-ic5nf]

@@Manganization It is bullshit...

[@Manganization]

@@blasphimus I agree.

[@beanzy1891]

@@blasphimus me and u play naked keep away ok?? Not gay

[@FeatheredCreature]

4:57 bro why do that complicated shit just bite the guy

[@Hawishh]

The way Dale acts like getting shot or attacked and still fully moving is normal must mean Dale has some sort of Zenkai Boost ability.

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

Yo, wait, Dale is one letter away from Kale... IS DALE THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN???

[@Giliver]

Wouldn't shock and adrenaline kick in? If so you should be able to disarm someone after taking a non lethal shot within that small window assuming you have the techniques and knowledge down.

[@imnimbusy2885]

“Well either that or… Power levels are bullsh*t!”

[@Gooner184]

@@Giliver No

[@azrael-qt6tq]

"You're not dealing with the average police officer anymore..."

[@kimjunghoon02]

"just throw sand in his face" glad to know charles carries pocket sand

[@edgyplays0290]

Surprised he didnt use squirrel tactics

[@alemage]

POCKET SAND!

[@ThatIckyGuy]

Sheh-sheh-shaw!

[@stupididiot7486]

IS THAT A SQUID GAME REFERENCE

[@dusksentry5836]

I love how even if any of these work, he assumes he'd have the dexterity and concentration required to do them after being punched, strangled, or shot

[@milesmonacothesequel2294]

99 dex

[@prosaic.7944]

100% gay

[@hajidle]

@@prosaic.7944 What the

[@dusksentry5836]

@@hajidle 100% gay

[@MyAramil]

Right. Specially if you just GOT SHOT IN THE HEART! I think that the second you start to mess with the guys gun, that would be covered at least partially with your blood and be next to impossible to handle by the slide, would then be used to shoot you again.

[@christovermartinsamuel1882]

At first I thought these was meant to be tips if you didn't want to fight (to avoid getting the same punishment as the bullies at school), but then I realize the other person was holding a gun

[@henryjones8636]

"The hand is not meant to hold anything" absolutely killed me

[@OkayKaze]

Its true

[@Gmxyz883]

@@BadaFuckingBingBaby what’s the game called

[@breakupgoogle4584]

Rock climbers disagree.

[@MrSmokeTheBongAlong]

@@BadaFuckingBingBaby I got it if you want ill send it to you.

[@lewis9290]

@@BadaFuckingBingBaby I am watching history be made right here

[@BagEnd0]

A lot of these self defense gurus give advice that assumes your attacker isn't going to do anything besides the initial attack. They won't just stand there and let you beat up on them

[@manuxx3543]

They played too much ubisoft games

[@graystone2802]

I don’t know why I’m the only one here that sees this for some reason, but for example, In the off chance that someone actually is just standing there with a gun to your chest, is there ANY good advice you can give someone? It’s an extremely bleak, one-sided situation. The information this guy is sharing is obviously not perfect, but it’s not bad advice either. Obviously you’re not gonna pull some bio-mechanical, neo from the matrix type shit on your attacker, but even a shitty plan is better than no plan. A lot of the information this guy is sharing is not play-by-play information of what you’re supposed to do, it’s just heuristics that you keep in the back of your mind, so you maybe don’t feel utterly hopeless in what is easily a hopeless situation. This guy is getting a lot of unnecessary ridicule in my opinion.

[@enviinv]

@@graystone2802 no.

[@dregzz7678]

@@graystone2802 yea do whatever they ask you to do

[@crassiewassie8354]

@@graystone2802 There is no realistic situation where this kind of shit happens though If someone has a gun close enough that they can stick it onto your chest they're gonna point it at your head the best self defense strategies that have been preached by every historical marital artist is concede back off run away give them your money. wanting to practice judo is not a good reason to throw your life away and a lot of his strategies assume a person to be completely static the entire time put the martial art into practice have the person actively trying to do what you dont want them to do and then break down why it works dont do a slow motion step by step guide on how to do some ridiculous shit

[@badrequest5596]

3:45 although this would TECHNICALLY work ( i just tried it on my self with a wood knife), it would be extremely difficult to pull this off in a real situation. the other person isn't going to stand there and wait for you to finish. you'd have to have a combination of extreme luck and extreme training to get a hold of that knife. someone tries this he first time, they're holding the knife with their insides.

[@thedudeguy121]

What Charlie is forgetting is that humans have a passive perk that when health is below 50% you do double damage

[@dadog4077]

Also your agility and damage resistance multiplies by 2x, aka adrenaline woooooo

[@greenbrickbox3392]

When you are getting mugged at gunpoint, but your attacker doesn't realize you have a Red Tearstone Ring on

[@sebastianmoscoso9404]

@@greenbrickbox3392 when he doesnt realize you got 60 POISE

[@kindabad302]

Quick tip: if you get shot, just don't die, works every time!

[@jojonta2119]

"Wario doesn't get game overs because he simply doesn't feel like dying." - Official Wario Land manual

[@eagletrucking9493]

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[@blueinrealm65]

That's why I always stay in the living room

[@D00DM00D]

Oh! Why didn't i think of that earlier!

[@jasonarreguin1047]

@@jojonta2119 i remember that lol I love that its Canon that Wario doesnt give consent to death

[@gaprap104]

Charlie doesn't understand that this man's build buffs his power when he's under 15% health. He can one shot after being shot, very high risk high reward build.

[@sywkiller4580z]

he also got a passive that prevents 1 fatal hit and leave his hp at 1

[@siam3854]

don't forget , he loses about 30% of his health to gain temporary abs . You are indeed right about him being very high risk high reward build .

[@gaprap104]

@@sywkiller4580z only level 1 death defiance

[@mxrcydxrcy]

charlie has a good point about punching instead of pushing, if your in a life or death situation you wouldn’t be caring about the attackers safety or how much pain there going through- you’d be caring about yourself. it makes more sense to be punching, kicked, ripping, biting, and being more violent. unless your doctor strange and can stop time and push yourself away.

[@1randomdude4]

Charlie asking why he never just punches anyone in the face made me realize something.This guy is a life-hack channel for self defense. Why take the logical approach when a 49-hit combo will do the trick?

[@OldBenKenobi2318]

A 49 hit combo is not self defense it’s offense. I feel like Charlie never really realized that this was teaching self defense. Doing all the stuff Dale mentioned is a lot more effective than just trying to punch the guy. This isn’t high school where we’re just throwing punches all over the place.

[@brandonsydney7544]

@@OldBenKenobi2318 please never give your opinion again ty bye

[@OldBenKenobi2318]

@@brandonsydney7544 Did I offend you?

[@taidakun_ig]

@@OldBenKenobi2318 The best defense is a good offense... Why do you think martial arts classes for kids are also named self-defense classes? Because they're teaching kids to perform offense if they have to. So, your opinion is weak and clearly you've never had to defend yourself from an aggressor.

[@TheNextHokage1108]

Right like who tf cares if you survive? Style points are what matter some people just dont get that

[@Lassenissen]

If you get shot once you have the perfect defense against getting shot twice. The second bullet will ricochet off the bullet already lodged in your chest and hit the attacker.

[@liangarvas8139]

amazing

[@k_Why]

There's a psychological phenomenon, where people in demonstrations like these just play along and follow along with the movement subconsciously, because humans are programmed to avoid conflict and trying to fuck with your buddies demonstration might put you into an awkward position. But because it's subconscious these people then start to think the shit they're doing is actually effective.

[@KlaximumSkroeft]

I always think of that fat kung fu guy and his buddy with the spatula who keeps slapping him and he's like 'no, no, nooo'

[@BUCKikwi]

@@KlaximumSkroeft Can you elaborate on Mr. Kung Fu?

[@ssmfetti]

In the process, everyone loses in whole.

[@lilip009]

Yeah this is another fake martial arts shit

[@KlaximumSkroeft]

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[@tylerbailey835]

*Gets choked against the wall* “So if you’re in this position, you wanna... damn Gerald that’s kind of tight... bro chill!... god... damn...” *He dies for views, and Gerald takes over the channel*

[@zxden5962]

Correction: This advises is only recommended to people with maxed armor skill.

[@Somespideronline]

Or suicidal people

[@Glucoseus]

Only for those who have an armour stat of at least 35 and have a few wheels of cheese

[@rp4712]

“Man teaches people how to BiOmEcHaNicAlLy stop an attacker. Instantly regrets it.” - New Dhar Mann video

[@pawpaw6831]

“After you attacked me, I lost everything, my house, my job, now I can’t walk, I lost all control of my bowels”

[@demitrivalada9758]

@@pawpaw6831 “so you see….”

[@theunknownguy265]

Lol

[@theunknownguy265]

@@pawpaw6831 lol

[@thanospatrick9093]

The firearm. A noble weapon. Perfect for distant attacking but works better when you shove it up the guys colon. Honestly, his whole strat is gone if the attacker is 1 foot away

[@fanofyoutube9794]

True honesly the reason why there is a pistol is for close range firefight about 6 feet or so and not in like the really on contact with the body The only reason the gun is on contact with the body is either a hostage or a robbery

[@oohyah7]

Pushing back on the slide does actually disable a semiautomatic handgun, this happens because the trigger bar isn't lined up to release the hammer or firing pin, this strategy tho falls apart if the attacker has a revolver

[@arshadzaidi4667]

@@oohyah7 Not to mention that you aren't going to be able to push back on the slide if the dude keeps the gun 1 foot away from you. Or has the smallest bit of awareness and opens fire the second you start doing some weird shit.

[@Kadeo-ms6qw]

@@oohyah7 no one is disputing that. You might have replied to the wrong comment.

[@sevenice4009]

@@oohyah7 or if the attacker decides to pull his handgun away from you forcefully, releasing the slide.

[@Superintendent_ChaImers]

Dale: If you are being mugged, simply raise your hand towards them and yell "Swiper no Swiping"

[@blame7121]

Some advice I've heard is if you're being assaulted or otherwise in a scenario where you'd yell for help, don't yell "help", but instead yell "fire". People are apparently less likely to investigate a source of "help" because that's an unknown threat to them and will be more discouraged to actually come and help. Yell "fire" instead and everyone will want to see where the fire is, thus actually getting people to your location.

[@NobodyImportant69420]

What if someone is pointing a gun at you?

[@johnbacile9495]

Yell, free cash

[@benjaminkerger8072]

Always wondered how true this is... Personally I feel like if you yelled near me "Fire!'" I'd start dipping tf away from wherever the fire is supposed to be, e.g. near the person yelling fire. However if someone yells "Help!" I feel much more inclined to run towards them.

[@jacobszymczak9323]

I like how in all of these situations he assumes the person being attacked has extensive training and impeccable mental fortitude, while the attacker doesn't react in any way to anything you do

[@someidiot420]

hes literally working on cartoon logic

[@rendyajadech1957]

NPC man

[@FruitFlyKilla]

Nothing says 'i'm a fraud martial arts instructor' like fingerless gloves.

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

Definitely.

[@blackparademistress1]

Gives me more homes less guy or emo kid vibes

[@1moreno444]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rishabhghughal5688]

"The hand is not good at holding things" - Dale

[@user-uo8mx3cv5k]

He probably has the ability to resurrect himself and thinks everyone could do it, he doesn't know he's the main character yet