This is the greatest self defense techniques of All Time HugeCharles / @moistcharlieclipsoffi...
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@Dragoon452 жыл бұрын
I always shoot myself before a fight, increasing my power level and ensuring I cannot be shot a second time
@irvinmorales63072 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@pigeonswithobesity60392 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@amongsussyballs2 жыл бұрын
this sounds like persona 3
@thegamingbiscuit64072 жыл бұрын
Caught me off guard lmao 😂
@elliot202 жыл бұрын
that made me chuckle. thanks :)
@REDMAGEV002 жыл бұрын
The logic of attackers using guns exclusively as melee weapons is the funniest part.
@realryushiro2 жыл бұрын
Using a sniper rifle as a melee weapon.
@Chadronius2 жыл бұрын
I have no bullet, but I must kill.
@colombianv1nce2712 жыл бұрын
If warzone players were murders🤣🤣🤣
@leviatticus38012 жыл бұрын
Red mage is a G
@horrorgamer8112 жыл бұрын
I mean have you seen the movies. Maybe that's where they got their inspiration from xD
@mosscloud47482 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine Dale in a hostage situation and as he's disarming, he's also explaining how it's done and what's happening.
@storyshiftcharahurts99922 жыл бұрын
he's that typa guy who would stop the shooter saying "wait wait this isn't how I showed it to millions of people! You can't just shoot me if I even raise my finger!" Bros probably imagined himself in a badass scene where he whoops a beating, only to wake up soon after
@datdankdj82642 жыл бұрын
While the other guy just stands there
@Ridley369 Жыл бұрын
At the end, he scolds his attacker with "See, the hand is *not* meant to hold things very well!"
@zoopdterdoobdter5743 Жыл бұрын
This guy was trained by Steven Seagal, wasn't he?
@SmallMediumFat Жыл бұрын
"Did you see that? That's because I grabbed his thumb and the weapon slipped out of his hand because hands are NOT made to hold ANYTHING"
@3ftninja1322 жыл бұрын
Will always remember this. When I was a kid I did Karate, one of my fellow students asked what to do if they have a knife, the teacher told us that if you can't run (always the best option) is to aim for the wrist, block as fast and as hard as you can. I asked what to do if they have a gun, he looked at us seriously and said "you do exactly what they tell you to do".
@got_rats2 жыл бұрын
Teaching that it's not a good decision to be the tough guy on someone who's got a upper hand on you, to value your life over your ego, is something honorable. Props for the dude, good lesson
@lockerbuddy20392 жыл бұрын
@@got_rats Yeah, you run two risks. Either the person will POSSIBLY kill you after you obey them or you ABSOLUTELY get killed trying to disarm them. Sometimes just doing nothing is the safer option.
@penat74022 жыл бұрын
Anyone who’s ego is so fragile that they are willing to effectively commit suicide rather than give someone their wallet and bruise it is pathetic
@barleyteaa Жыл бұрын
Hello fellow god of war lover. Just noticed your pfp is Atreus and wanted to wish you a happy upcoming ragnarok
@Zam_man Жыл бұрын
nah in close quarters you should def feel more scared of a guy with a knife - have you ever seen a true knife attack? you cannot stop the flurry of stabs a person can throw at you - you must run if you wish to live unless you can shoot dead first
@columnarcarp78252 жыл бұрын
Dale: “If you’re ever drowning just drink all the water”
@shadowfox34422 жыл бұрын
lol
@ryleighs95752 жыл бұрын
Best comment lol.
@lIllIlllIlIllIlllIlIllIlllIl2 жыл бұрын
Sigma male Dale
@pippypiper83532 жыл бұрын
If your homeless just buy a house
@The_Endless_Now2 жыл бұрын
@@pippypiper8353 ↖️ Pippys
@traderofgodsgt35182 жыл бұрын
Dale: "If you're in a crashing plane without a parachute, collect 10 birds on the way down. Biomechanics will kick in and they will carry you to safety"
@qwertydavid80702 жыл бұрын
It's always those biomechanics lmao
@grey1952 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SergioR002 жыл бұрын
Collect 10 birds lmaooo
@casadilla1112 жыл бұрын
*Mission update: collect 10 birds and return to Dale.*
@HTXrios2 жыл бұрын
If you're stuck at sea do dory whale sounds and wait for a friendly whale to swallow you and drop you off to safety
@pines33262 жыл бұрын
"The hand is not made to hold anything very well" Ah, I see, better to use my ass then.
@nerfcontent94292 жыл бұрын
It works with dicks why not firearms! -*famous last words*
@waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago32 жыл бұрын
I'll use my small toe on my left foot
@gabrielboorom2683 Жыл бұрын
"In fact, just amputate those hands now, they're worthless..."
@iasked4692 Жыл бұрын
@@gabrielboorom2683 yes....I am currently typing with the gaps of my teeth together... I let a rabid dog take my useless hands away......I would pet him but......yeah
@gabrielboorom2683 Жыл бұрын
@@iasked4692 Awesome! High fi- uh, good job.👍
@alan620362 жыл бұрын
If someone aims a gun at you, just say that you don't want them to. They legally cannot aim at you without your consent.
@acertainperson2062 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to find an attacker who also watched the “what to do when shot” video. We just stand there trading shots and stealing the gun
@FishoD2 жыл бұрын
But after both of you have been shot 5 times in the chest there’s no longer bullets in the gun… what then? Then you start poking them in the eye.
@9r9r662 жыл бұрын
@@FishoD pull out the knife, stand, and wait to be disarmed
@DennisHeenan2 жыл бұрын
@@FishoD For all you know they have an AK with a banana mag, in that case you can go back-and-forth about 45 times.
@dennis_s2 жыл бұрын
@@DennisHeenan Ooh! Sounds fun!
@dr_goofy2 жыл бұрын
Wtf did I walk in to
@mariuspetersen69072 жыл бұрын
Guy: has a knife Me: reaches for knife Guy: *moves* Me: fuck
@distantpoet6192 жыл бұрын
facts.
@alanmaju27962 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
@buggart2 жыл бұрын
Me: Hey! It's not the end of my turn yet!
@namesryan50yearsago652 жыл бұрын
Hotel:trivago
@halphassoul79032 жыл бұрын
Hey, that’s illegal!
@DrDubMemes2 жыл бұрын
“The only thing worse than getting shot is getting shot again, repeatedly” -Dale
@lockerbuddy20392 жыл бұрын
*gets shot in the head* Dale: "Well..."
@DrDubMemes2 жыл бұрын
@@lockerbuddy2039 All you have to do is install an Elon musk brain chip somewhere else in your body before the fight, then if you get headshotted you have backup.
@sydssolanumsamsys2 жыл бұрын
@@lockerbuddy2039 it'd still be worse a second time.
@Memer94562 жыл бұрын
@@sydssolanumsamsys well if you already dead it wont make much of a difference
@ivangorodokin7605 Жыл бұрын
11:06 "Do you know what to do if you're being choked against the wall? Moan" Holy fuck, the confidence in his voice almoast made me shit myself
@SStarry_Days Жыл бұрын
And it would work if you do it loud enough.
@KnightOMoon10 ай бұрын
I mean you might be able to startle them for a second
@IsItRey2 жыл бұрын
Dale: "If you're dying, just stop. Don't die."
@airpls28222 жыл бұрын
"Because what's worse than dying ? dying twice"
@drdripiideedeejay-zaiikenn41802 жыл бұрын
@@airpls2822 lmao
@Willian7742 жыл бұрын
“Stop. Get some help” -👨🏾✈️
@bornofstardust59102 жыл бұрын
"If you're ever on fire, just get off of it. That way, you can put the fire on you instead of you being on fire, giving you the advantage".
@requiem5222 жыл бұрын
@@bornofstardust5910 this is known as tactical fire displacement, it’s actually banned in the Geneva Convention from how good it is
@TimeWatch52 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even know how to breath with a loaded gun in my chest.
@eagletrucking94932 жыл бұрын
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@Sianostrakarenrenren2 жыл бұрын
Wuss
@lazydreamerr2 жыл бұрын
@@Sianostrakarenrenren ???anyone would freak out with a gun pointed to their chest lmao
@joelcompta85122 жыл бұрын
@@lazydreamerr not me
@violetbitch94922 жыл бұрын
@@lazydreamerr not Sianostrakarenrenren, he's the toughest guy around
@AyyGin2 жыл бұрын
Disarming _might_ work if the attacker never had the intention to kill you in the first place. Most of the time, they're only pointing a gun at you for monetary reasons. If you comply, then both of you will most likely go back home without a scratch. They don't actually want to kill someone and get life in prison. If you make a sudden move and try to disarm them, you're basically forcing _their_ fight or flight response. They'd either freak out and run (you may or may not successfully disarm them) or they might panic and shoot you instead. Personally, I'd just comply unless I know with high certainty that the attackers genuinely want to kill me. In that case, fighting for control over their gun would probably give me better odds than just running away since they could just shoot me in the back.
@infohazard3003 Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@JackieTheDerg Жыл бұрын
I mean, Dale himself did say that this is last resort stuff, nothing is worth more than your life
@theashologist2 ай бұрын
Or they shoot because they were scared the person they are trying to rob does something but never had intention to shoot
@clementfermn67112 жыл бұрын
He's actually a guy from an alternate universe, where people evolved to not hold shit
@samusa_2002 Жыл бұрын
But if that's the case, how is he so able to use his hands 🤔🤣
@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT2 жыл бұрын
I agree. Getting shot more than once is definitely worse than just being shot once.
@TBone4Breakfast2 жыл бұрын
Hey! Good to see you here
@fred1395durst2 жыл бұрын
TBYS commenting on one of charlies videos is the crossover i didnt know i needed
@mattman16842 жыл бұрын
Ask 50Cent how that felt
@ThinkBeforeYouSleepYT2 жыл бұрын
@@mattman1684 How many times did he get shot? NINE TIMES nine times ninetimes?
@yositta2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if you thought before you came up with this comment.
@bradonhoover30022 жыл бұрын
In my head I've constructed a scenario where both the assailant and defender have watched the Knife Releases video and just expertly pull one technique after another on each other, stealing the knife back and forth in a stalemate like Speed O' Sound Sonic and Genos supersonic dashing behind each other
@CaptainDoomsday2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the whole thing in OG wrestling was to always have a counter to every hold so this is basically the less-homoerotic modern-day reboot.
@finalbossdoge34662 жыл бұрын
I commend your mind
@magicianwizard42942 жыл бұрын
@@finalbossdoge3466 I approve your commendment
@finalbossdoge34662 жыл бұрын
@@magicianwizard4294 I've been looking forward to this
@jessiahpartida74202 жыл бұрын
Lol this is hilarious
@hridaybiswakarma92372 жыл бұрын
A kid with a plastic knife : exists Charlie: "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye!"
@xipperz51832 жыл бұрын
Is Charlie Spider-Man?
@tangytim66992 жыл бұрын
@@xipperz5183 *Bully Maguire
@da_purple_lizard Жыл бұрын
Charlie would be a menace on every playground.
@chadcybercock39152 жыл бұрын
"... You get killed? Walk it off..." - Bruce Lee, probably.
@Ultraysss Жыл бұрын
Captain America said that one
@legendnodensetsu84232 жыл бұрын
He's literally that guy who imagine countless scenarios where he is the ultimate badass but would be the first to get hurt if any of those actually happened.
@crystalhazer72462 жыл бұрын
It's a common character in movies/shows/games for a reason 🤣
@heresywithana2 жыл бұрын
He has main character syndrome in a world without one
@gabrieleporru44432 жыл бұрын
Isn't that all of us, in a way
@legendnodensetsu84232 жыл бұрын
@@gabrieleporru4443 true except most people don't pretend they're professionals and don't try to convince others those techniques are actually gonna work
@gabrieleporru44432 жыл бұрын
@@legendnodensetsu8423 oh yeah on that I absolutely agree. He's an idiot for that, especially if he explicitly markets his work as effective in probable/realistical situations
@plasticlawnchair71972 жыл бұрын
guy: "just push the gun into your chest" the dude with a revolver:
@qtulhoo2 жыл бұрын
The dude using a gun at its actual effective range:
@kristyandesouza59802 жыл бұрын
The guy with any level of reaction at all
@ballsdeep70562 жыл бұрын
"Pop" Guys organs-
@jasoncp32572 жыл бұрын
If im not mistaken, wouldn't the gun still go off if pressed against because isnt the recoil of the slide ony for extraction and not the firing process, now idk about weather that would affect if pulled in, ik if its pulled back it can't shoot but held forwards i don't think it would work
@plasticlawnchair71972 жыл бұрын
@@jasoncp3257 the slide both ejects rounds and chambers rounds, also if it is pushed back it will also push the hammer just a tiny bit but makes it so the gun wont fire. I actually tested it on my airsoft gun and it did cause the gun to not fire but the chances of someone literally pushing a gun into your chest holding you at gunpoint is pretty unlikely so
@truckwarrior59442 жыл бұрын
The hold at 7:35 is something you are tought in most self-defense classes. It does work, but not the way he shows. I did practise this with quite a few people. If someone really strong is holding against you, you have the advantage of what he calls "biomechanics" even though it's literally just leverage against the thumbs, but if they really hold you it won't be that fast, unless they are way weaker than you.
@Draco_X42 жыл бұрын
"That's because the hands are not made to hold anything very well." bro im dying laughing
@danii_boy68312 жыл бұрын
His whole self defense strategy crumbles the moment he faces a man with decent grip strength
@firstnamelastname72982 жыл бұрын
his whole defence strategy is literally non existent the moment the dude with a gun is 1 feet away
@plugshirt17622 жыл бұрын
@@firstnamelastname7298 that one is easy you do the cross split duck money we by sprinting at them and then ducking while reaching up for their gun disarming them
@theonlywalltostareat58082 жыл бұрын
if i have the weapon i would get myself far from the target to a point the target couldn't reach me with his arm
@Brandon-yq1tm2 жыл бұрын
That or a revolver
@PeachDragon_2 жыл бұрын
Or someone who doesn't stand still
@DEMONRAIN72 жыл бұрын
Dale really gives off that “I’m not locked in here with you. You’re locked in here with me!” energy
@eagletrucking94932 жыл бұрын
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@manwithaplan20012 жыл бұрын
"If you think this bullet will stop me, then you have another thing coming." -Dave the Security Guard
@kingshorts96302 жыл бұрын
Oh yes
@helpiambeingheldhostage18182 жыл бұрын
@claris wkwk bro these fucking bots get worse and worse everyday charlie should ban them or sum
@idonthaveaname46852 жыл бұрын
@@helpiambeingheldhostage1818 we are reporting but youtube just doesn't care . Charlie should ban these clowns
@sc4mton Жыл бұрын
"Nobody shoots me except me" is actually a really good line
@warpig8692 жыл бұрын
Did martial arts for 11 years was trained in knife and gun defense. First I was taught: don’t do anything of these defensive techniques unless you absolutely think you or someone around you will die. I don’t like how he is demonstrating this as a “life saving tip” when the real life saving tip is just give them your wallet or money. Not worth risking your life for a $60 and a wallet.
@aarons6935 Жыл бұрын
No you weren't.
@muttipi2 жыл бұрын
These strategies are all very useful if you’ve been sucked into a turn based squad tactics rpg.
@ddenozor2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget to press ‘end turn’ after you used all your action points.
@thydzz21802 жыл бұрын
Or when you're attacked by a person with 3 fingers each hands
@iykwim40712 жыл бұрын
Or when you know you are gonna die, so atleast you have a tiny chance
@AnishNair092 жыл бұрын
You mean like the most ambitious project of all time, the best game RAID SHADOW LEGENDS??
@arshadzaidi46672 жыл бұрын
@@ddenozor A neat trick is to just pull a Sans until the police arrive.
@iamlynx37612 жыл бұрын
Dale has that “We are surrounded!” “Good, that means we can shoot in all directions” vibe
@WoodMntSeaBear22 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it wouldn't be a fair fight if that wasn't the case.
@chicanoman29992 жыл бұрын
lmfao nice
@jiro1102 жыл бұрын
He's the kind of guy who would say that. Without even having guns in the first place.
@kurtdyck67592 жыл бұрын
“We’re airborne. We’re supposed to be surrounded”
@topusku2 жыл бұрын
You have to utilize that AoE burst damage somehow
@bryantsview16522 жыл бұрын
6:25 What did you say punk? BIG MEATY CLAWS
@alfiemorrison77412 жыл бұрын
"the only thing worse than getting shot, is getting shot by someone else." - Dale
@bigboi21862 жыл бұрын
“If you’ve been shot, first thing is do not panic. Second thing is you should be happy because his turn is over and now we can go counter his move by shooting him back multiple times”
@chaosundivided25252 жыл бұрын
Chaos Approved!™️
@lonecyclone84932 жыл бұрын
Next turn limit break
@yomommashaus2 жыл бұрын
I've been working on that myself - whenever I'm shot, I take a moment, collect myself, do some meditation, and then I'm ready to face the day again.
@espalorp32862 жыл бұрын
After you have been shot, take some time to reflect. Why did they shoot you? Who are they? Maybe they were right to shoot you. Maybe you should take the gun and shoot yourself, after all it's a bit rude that some stranger has to do it for you. Maybe they would be getting more pleasure out of shooting you than your displeasure of being shot, so overall, the world is happier.
@duggiek13522 жыл бұрын
"You've triggered my trap card!" 😈
@ImJustFusion2 жыл бұрын
He’s the type of person to say, “if you are having a asthma attack, just breathe”
@eagletrucking94932 жыл бұрын
m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZCleJ6afs6Cisk
@snazzyfeathers2 жыл бұрын
He's like "Stop letting asthma attack you, pussy"
@mrdeafter2 жыл бұрын
Just don't die 4head
@abood_is_alive2 жыл бұрын
Slash your lungs to let air in
@mnkpop58582 жыл бұрын
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@youtubeguy54542 жыл бұрын
Bruh 11:10 an ad for a online casino happened right after you said that lol
@nikcezar24452 жыл бұрын
7:00 that works u can try it but there is a high chance that u will get shoot if u try it but as a last resort is an option i guess
@deadhelix2 жыл бұрын
Charlie clearly does not understand that when you get shot, the person shooting is now minus on hit and you have the frame advantage allowing for a full combo punish
@needtofinshundertale78122 жыл бұрын
But be careful, your assailant might know some 0 to death combos.
@cameronb40992 жыл бұрын
#ComboBreaker
@yayodank8822 жыл бұрын
Counter breaker!!!!
@PeptoAbismol2 жыл бұрын
just parry the projectile
@caravaneerkhed2 жыл бұрын
I love this comment
@vecinu36752 жыл бұрын
Poor Charlie doesn't know that if you get shot multiple times you empty his gun faster, thus in the end being advantageous to you.
@sanicmaniac2 жыл бұрын
So, when are you getting a Nobel Prize?
@itskindofemily2 жыл бұрын
Damn u right
@faora56512 жыл бұрын
We got a fucking harvard scholar here holy shit that’s genius.
@samanthabarrow58632 жыл бұрын
And once the bullets are inside you they become yours. Having more bullets means you win!
@M.J442 жыл бұрын
13:25 How to break your phone on your attacker's head and only really piss them off further
@FeatheredCreature2 жыл бұрын
4:57 bro why do that complicated shit just bite the guy
@arnoio83552 жыл бұрын
"The hand is not made to hold anything very well" This guy really is a biomechanic, he knows that hands were really only meant to help people finger-count
@Mar-xt6ds2 жыл бұрын
Yes I never get ahold of my meat damned hands wont let me fill good. Been using feet lately works like a charm. My meat is healthy and happy 😊
@Jesei12112 жыл бұрын
Yeah that is total BS. Why does he think a glass being held in your hand isn't going to immediately fall down and shatter on the floor...because we superglue our palms to the glass or what?
@soren49042 жыл бұрын
It's easy to make fun of but I think the idea is that they're not made to be this vice-like unbreakable. Obviously meant to hold things, but technically all these things he does here DO work. Would I recommend them in a real life situation? Probably not unless you had literally 0 other options
@adrienbeeatingpeaches99162 жыл бұрын
@@Jesei1211 the glass IS falling out of your hand , just super slowly.
@MrQuijibo2 жыл бұрын
Stop making fun of Dale, he's an expert, he trained all the Looney Tunes characters.
@bmproductions63432 жыл бұрын
Underated
@prowthegamer2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@redmist66302 жыл бұрын
most cops have poor training
@Complexyz2 жыл бұрын
He trained bozo actually to be such a clown
@sebastianriz47032 жыл бұрын
@@redmist6630 the sad part is Dale isnt a cop. Cops also get better training than this. At least cops understand that guns can be used from further than CQC range
@ericfieldman11 ай бұрын
My brother in the army says getting shot isn't like it is in the movies, and what really happens is the bullet just goes in without knocking you over, and adrenaline hides the pain for a bit and actually does give you a massive boost of strength, so people who shoot and don't finish the job actually do often get rushed. He's never been personally shot so I can't totally verify but I think that can check out. Regardless, being shot doesn't always immediately ground a person. I've also heard there was a guy who got stabbed enough to die in a bar fight, and he finished it up and drank his beer because he didn't realize it happened. I personally once slammed my face and knee into the street trying to make it to school on time, leading to a gushing gash and really painful ankle stiffness for days, but in that short time before it thinned out I ran a track field's distance feeling nothing.
@art_lobe2 жыл бұрын
(6:45) This probably works if you somehow do manage to grab the gun like that and don't get shot before you can push. The gun's barrel acts as a lever that helps you create torque when pushing it, so I don't think it would be that easy to prevent the barrel from being redirected just by gripping the handle tighter
@TritonGamezYT2 жыл бұрын
"If they're a child I'd just throw sand in their face and push them over" Well said Charlie. Well said.
@fogman20412 жыл бұрын
Let's hope it's anakin
@Spongbob1132 жыл бұрын
@Bruh Bruh just bruh
@project_7t7782 жыл бұрын
"You're talking a lot of shit for someone with same height as a child." Sorry for the bad English.
@Raven_X162 жыл бұрын
he's fighting with people of his size bro.. show some respect 😔 (jk btw)
@TritonGamezYT2 жыл бұрын
@@Raven_X16 Clearly, not a fan. He is EASILY 6'7".
@Brettlaken2 жыл бұрын
Lightning never strikes twice. This means he physically and legally can't shoot you a second time, leaving you with the advantage
@flow1852 жыл бұрын
Bur what if he shoots you in the head Fallout NV style?
@repulsethemonkey13962 жыл бұрын
if he doesn't shoot you again within 15 seconds you're legally allowed to leave
@lurkingchaos70352 жыл бұрын
If you get shot by lightning once the chances of you getting shot by lightning again are increased
@Guerita722 жыл бұрын
Which is where we get the saying, "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice...you can't fool me again!"
@evet72782 жыл бұрын
That sounds like an unfair skill. needs to get nerfed
@discussionsanddragons9178 Жыл бұрын
only ~30s in and i can already say the realest part of this video is Charlie’s instant reaction of “what?? i just got shot…?” lol
@taylordillon40972 жыл бұрын
Just found you on KZbin and I love the content keep it up!!!
@jessieperez20302 жыл бұрын
"Do you know what to do if you're being choked against a wall?" Charlie: *MOAN*
@spectatewatch99432 жыл бұрын
"Harder"
@brickabang2 жыл бұрын
“Ew wtf” *attacker ran away. You got 0XP and 87D$*
@willyb73532 жыл бұрын
@@brickabang 5000xp
@oofnt2 жыл бұрын
@@brickabang [Achievement unlocked!] *what the fuck are you doing*
@tj81322 жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta till you realise they're into it
@Loregasmo2 жыл бұрын
If someone attacks you it’ll just go in to a slow motion button-pressing sequence. Just press the buttons that appear in your vision, it’s easy.
@CaptainShenanigans422 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone giving advice who's actually been in a fight
@michaelismobile69972 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainShenanigans42 fr + ratio bozo 💀
@nexotoflua37392 жыл бұрын
You have to exit out and enable mods then jump back in. We'll see how much those bullets do
@krillin25912 жыл бұрын
Charlie is famously bad at those
@semisolidsnake71032 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Charlie doesn’t seem to be the best at quick time events
@tylerbailey8352 жыл бұрын
*Gets choked against the wall* “So if you’re in this position, you wanna... damn Gerald that’s kind of tight... bro chill!... god... damn...” *He dies for views, and Gerald takes over the channel*
@scythedisplay206010 ай бұрын
great video bro. really opened my third eye and brought grandma back to life.
@annemaeisgey57622 жыл бұрын
The best advice into getting into a fight is to press X to punch
@AngeKerr2 жыл бұрын
I look Just like deji
@honest_1262 жыл бұрын
Better advice, press x to not die
@sagacioussigma5272 жыл бұрын
😐
@nugget17912 жыл бұрын
Or just change the difficulty
@crisscore1572 жыл бұрын
damn these bots
@HamRadioCrashCourse2 жыл бұрын
I am SO HAPPY to see Charlie going after these larpers
@mnkpop58582 жыл бұрын
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@JohnJames.2 жыл бұрын
I always get a kick when he goes over fools I've seen
@ReizokoRyu2 жыл бұрын
What do these clowns even do?
@Markkiisi2 жыл бұрын
They give shitty advice and do some disney-ass neighborhood watch bullshit
@oldwest62172 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is most of these techniques actually work. Have you ever tried?
@SuperLoop72092 жыл бұрын
I have extremely limited experience with any form of self defense, and what I know was taught by an old military friend, not a professional trainer. So with that said, even though I basically have zero experience in this field, none of this makes any sense to me. It feels like something you’d see in a cartoon.
@kyleorourke6340 Жыл бұрын
"the hand is not meant to hold things well" LMAO 😂 I always thought hands evolved to hold things well.
@poolboyque2 жыл бұрын
“Also, remember, when a man is adrenalized and wants to kill you, he may want to shoot you but if you grab his hands he will freely let you manipulate the gun and give up. He won’t punch you out with his opposite hand or kick you or grab another weapon nor will he head butt you a knock you out. Biomechanics will come in and he will just fold and die. It’s that simple.”
@perseus12932 жыл бұрын
Grab his thumbs and he will just instantly biodegrade on the spot, no questions asked, biomechanics at it's finest
@Irondragon19452 жыл бұрын
Dont forget, hands are not made to hold onto things, only to clean your ears and type on keyboards
@gavinhayes54422 жыл бұрын
also, its a fucking gun he can just pull the trigger as you attempt to grab the barrel and youre dead
@stare45392 жыл бұрын
Loool
@BIGAMBERFAN2 жыл бұрын
@@gavinhayes5442 well the idea is that you’re blocking the firing mechanism by pushing the slide back, so the gun won’t fire when he pulls the trigger. still bullshit obviously but that aspect is technically true
@CheesyJesse2 жыл бұрын
Dale: “if you’re ever in a car crash just take the tires and put them on your hands and feet. You’ll be able to drive yourself home without your car”
@MegaAssasin472 жыл бұрын
XD
@bossilays_i2 жыл бұрын
Alternate title : how to turn yourself to convertible
@CheesyJesse2 жыл бұрын
@@bossilays_i honestly if I could do that I’d use it to be able to eat McDonald’s again
@zarif.k2 жыл бұрын
@@bossilays_i less gooo
@williambell38932 жыл бұрын
thus increasing your chances of survivability 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@ibflozz_gg45462 жыл бұрын
1:10 I just imagine this loop of gun stealing until someone dies lol.
@Samuel27x2 жыл бұрын
Bro you have to be the most funniest reactor ever. And your nor fake about it. I can tell you are legit reacting!!😂🤘🏽greetings from Ontario California bro
@valexander35762 жыл бұрын
"Kick his nuts." That's the solution to all these scenarios.
@darkrecon12092 жыл бұрын
That's what Bobby did but unfortunately it was his mom
@o_ver2.0942 жыл бұрын
Tbh i dont think it would do much
@loganxavier2 жыл бұрын
@@o_ver2.094 Being kicked in the nuts automatically makes someone drop to the ground in tremendous pain. You think he’s just gunna keep shooting or stabbing after the most fragile part of his body is kicked with one of the strongest limbs someone has?
@burp13612 жыл бұрын
@@o_ver2.094 pretty sure planting your shin into someones testicles as hard as u can is the most advantageous thing to do in most situations
@bariscankaya67542 жыл бұрын
@@loganxavier nuts are not off switches, its not like a headshot wound ffs, in such a scenario it will just piss the dude off and have any StOPpİNg PoWeR
@BigOldBagel Жыл бұрын
“The hands are not made to hold anything very well” 😂😂
@user-wh3ry6gt6u6 ай бұрын
The “I just got shot” at the beginning is so relatable lmao
@Ac.Kelpie2 жыл бұрын
“Hes not abducting my kid, hes just letting me know he could” Best sentence of the year.
@perotekku2 жыл бұрын
The choked against a wall is actually the closest to real advice. Eyes, throat, groin. Always aim for those areas if you're trying to fend off an attacker. But once you're free, always make the most noise possible and head towards a crowded/safe location. Or just call the Vipers
@Andrew_-_-2 жыл бұрын
unless you are Steven Segal, who is a master in both the ancient arts of kendo and crua magau
@ActionJotaPe2 жыл бұрын
unless you’re Tony Soprano and after getting yourself free you go steal crates of wine from the Vipers
@domainexpansion-boosiefade2 жыл бұрын
unless youre in a fast and furious movie and you have the power of family
@highlighterjelly2 жыл бұрын
Vipers?
@hayleyhellbound95132 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the tactics nearly every young girl is taught because we’ll probably have to use it at some point.
@mxrcydxrcy2 жыл бұрын
charlie has a good point about punching instead of pushing, if your in a life or death situation you wouldn’t be caring about the attackers safety or how much pain there going through- you’d be caring about yourself. it makes more sense to be punching, kicked, ripping, biting, and being more violent. unless your doctor strange and can stop time and push yourself away.
@crazypills882 жыл бұрын
"That's because the hand is not made to hold anything...very well" I put the same face and did the same gesture as Charlie 😂
@nugget17912 жыл бұрын
The man is acting like we all have maxed leveled body armor
@eagletrucking94932 жыл бұрын
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@mnkpop58582 жыл бұрын
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@gujonteitur48532 жыл бұрын
Funni meme much better then these bot kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZ2vnaehptBqiJo
@x-Abraham-x22 жыл бұрын
Love how you got all bots replying to you
@nugget17912 жыл бұрын
@@x-Abraham-x2 and I just told one to fuck off and look what happens lol
@thevagabond31812 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda surprised he didn't say: Breakdown the bullet and use it for nutrients to gain the upper hand in the fight'
@eagletrucking94932 жыл бұрын
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@lupreztryson2 жыл бұрын
Might as well just swallow it for iron deficiency
@thecrabhex2 жыл бұрын
Only scientist can do that…
@johnfran32182 жыл бұрын
When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Many events, including ecological upheavals, wars, the schism in My Church on Earth, the dictatorships in each of your nations - bound as one, at its very core - will all take place at the same time." "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out" The Book of Truth
@thecrabhex2 жыл бұрын
@@johnfran3218 Excellent. I am inspired to do better in life.
@badrequest55962 жыл бұрын
3:45 although this would TECHNICALLY work ( i just tried it on my self with a wood knife), it would be extremely difficult to pull this off in a real situation. the other person isn't going to stand there and wait for you to finish. you'd have to have a combination of extreme luck and extreme training to get a hold of that knife. someone tries this he first time, they're holding the knife with their insides.
@justbazz90002 жыл бұрын
1:05 what if your attacker knows that trick aswell, once you disarm him and shoot him he doesn't wanna get shot again so he disarms you and shoots you
@kimjunghoon022 жыл бұрын
"just throw sand in his face" glad to know charles carries pocket sand
@edgyplays02902 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didnt use squirrel tactics
@alemage2 жыл бұрын
POCKET SAND!
@ThatIckyGuy2 жыл бұрын
Sheh-sheh-shaw!
@stupididiot74862 жыл бұрын
IS THAT A SQUID GAME REFERENCE
@sebastianratliff632 жыл бұрын
"If it's a kid I'll just throw sand in his face and push him down" -Moist, 2021
@AZodiacCancer2 жыл бұрын
Pocket Sand
@youssafsu23072 жыл бұрын
"Give me sand" -Eddie Bravo
@idkkkkkkkk_2 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic
@tangytim66992 жыл бұрын
He's gonna put some dirt in his eye
@onehitkills74382 жыл бұрын
420 likes
@christovermartinsamuel18822 жыл бұрын
At first I thought these was meant to be tips if you didn't want to fight (to avoid getting the same punishment as the bullies at school), but then I realize the other person was holding a gun
@unknownstream52042 жыл бұрын
I love how he thinks when someone points a gun at us that everything will be in slow motion
@jdw92 жыл бұрын
"The hand is not meant to hold anything very well" I don't want to discredit this man when he's clearly a genius but I'm pretty sure that's the only reason we have hands
@drakkenmensch2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I would prefer my chances using the Bobby Hill technique. That's my purse! *I DON'T KNOW YOU.*
@themartialnerd32862 жыл бұрын
If you go to the actual video, down in the comments people are pointing out what a stupid statement that is and he's literally debating them in the comments emphasizing the "very well" part of the statement as though they're taking him out of context and this slight distinction makes him right.
@gengrogod32272 жыл бұрын
he actually says the opposite: he says “the hands are literally meant to hold things, thats why we evolved to have these meaty things in the first place”
@moonsalibi2 жыл бұрын
@@drakkenmensch the ultimate technique
@JK-vy8vh2 жыл бұрын
I can do chin ups/pull ups using one finger on each hand. My fingers are skinny too so yeah hands are top tier appendages.
@stubert942 жыл бұрын
I like how all you have to do is yell "stop!" at a child abductor for them to stop and they just back up throwing their hands up and give up. Very useful information.
@yomommashaus2 жыл бұрын
It worked on the Nazi's when they were building power. Oh wait, no it didn't...
@lockerbuddy20392 жыл бұрын
Kidnapper: Daaaaaawwww shhhhcrap, sorry, try again next week or...? No...? Daawww... Okay...
@VonSnuggles14122 жыл бұрын
@@lockerbuddy2039 "you have any friends who got kids, because i can go for them inste- oh you don't? Well man that sucks...where else am i gonna find a child to abduct
@samueldubik4418 Жыл бұрын
I wonder what kind of person would try to abduct the child while their parents are present? They will either wait for child to be alone, or there will be multiple people coming to you and in that case you can't do anything
@hawaiiptiii Жыл бұрын
no you say swiper no swiping
@pockit51072 жыл бұрын
This guy's self defense lessons are more unbelievable than Mr. Miyagi teaching people karate by having them wax his car.
@notmyname12082 жыл бұрын
8:46 yo imagine it bout to kidnap someone and this guy comes out of the car telling them how to disable a weapon from someone
@yves_232 жыл бұрын
"The hands weren't designed to hold things that well" So just fuck the entire concept of hands, huh?
@Bleeto2 жыл бұрын
yes
@shiver-charabii2 жыл бұрын
*W H E E Z E*
@blurrypotato45732 жыл бұрын
Rock climbers be like "wtf"
@arshadzaidi46672 жыл бұрын
Guys opposable thumbs weren't made to hold things, you just don't understand his genius. He clearly double majored in evolutionary biology and physiology. Paul Blart's wisdom is limitless you simply aren't on his level 😔 👊
@left4twenty2 жыл бұрын
That's the big issue with videos like these, once the bad guys learn them, after you disarm them, you get caught into an infinite loop of them disarming you and then you disarming them, it really needs a patch
@ASlipknotFreak2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Schlex2 жыл бұрын
I heard they tried to fix it in a hot patch but people alr found a workaround
@EddieBooze2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@blakeprato85542 жыл бұрын
the alec baldwin reference was too soon bruh😂💀🤦🏼♂️😵💫
@fazesupreme12382 жыл бұрын
This man made a laugh so hard that I almost pissed my self 🤣🤣😭
@harperstillgebauer4762 жыл бұрын
“The hand is not made to hold anything very well” he is actually a genius I would listen to him
@rigatoni_joe50902 жыл бұрын
thousands of years of evolution down the drain I guess lmao
@eridiumrat36712 жыл бұрын
@@rigatoni_joe5090 try millions overall
@Macsbook1012 жыл бұрын
I wanna introduce this guy to a pull up bar
@R3VYZ2 жыл бұрын
Modern day Einstein.
@user-pr7ll4pe4j2 жыл бұрын
But he is right, It's made to grip and realise light things. If you have good lever and use your core strength, you can break grip very easy. It's basic wrestling knowledge. Charlie is kinda clownish in this clip.
@rp47122 жыл бұрын
“Man teaches people how to BiOmEcHaNicAlLy stop an attacker. Instantly regrets it.” - New Dhar Mann video
@pawpaw68312 жыл бұрын
“After you attacked me, I lost everything, my house, my job, now I can’t walk, I lost all control of my bowels”
@demitrivalada97582 жыл бұрын
@@pawpaw6831 “so you see….”
@theunknownguy2652 жыл бұрын
Lol
@theunknownguy2652 жыл бұрын
@@pawpaw6831 lol
@DJ_Sweat2 жыл бұрын
Such a great video! Best laugh of the day!
@eckard95972 жыл бұрын
The two best self defense techniques I was taught are these 1. Cardio, they can't fightyou if you they can't catch you 2. Talk to them about themselves. Redirecting verbally is a scientifically proven and highly effective method to disarm a situation. It is the standard method used by Negotiators to de-escalate hostage situations.
@marinefart90822 жыл бұрын
Or call the police
@eckard95972 жыл бұрын
@@marinefart9082 Takes 0.5 seconds to pull a trigger. Takes 15 minutes on average in the US for the cops to respond to an emergency. Takes me 5 months to reply. Sorry brother I doubt anyone putting a gun to your face is gonna let you call the cops first.
@ZealotsACH2 жыл бұрын
The thing is, technically, he is correct about the mechanics of his “tactics”. The main problem is that this type of stuff only works in training situations, where everything is controlled and the aggressor is just standing there not resisting your “defense”. In a real life self defense situation, these “tactics” absolutely will get you seriously injured or killed 99.99% of the time. Your possessions can be replaced, your life cannot. Just comply and continue living. If you survive the encounter, you have won. Most (not all) assailants don’t want to kill you, they just want something from you. If they wanted to kill you they would just kill you immediately, not “hold you up”. If you are going to fight back, these “ninja” moves are useless. You have to be ruthless and willing to do ruthless things. No thumb breaks or pressure points. You need to gouge out eyes, rip out groins, rip out throats, etc.
@dneneb16982 жыл бұрын
but if u get ur phone on top of their head it shows that the dude backs up instantly s0ooo yea.
@mookinbabysealfurmittens2 жыл бұрын
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!
@ronin47852 жыл бұрын
@@mookinbabysealfurmittens *proceeds to kick him in the balls*
@houseking92112 жыл бұрын
true but watching him jam hard objects into the bone on that guys hand hurt to watch
@thee111112 жыл бұрын
exactly my thoughts but wayyy better explained lmfao
@sandwichenjoyer42532 жыл бұрын
Sigma Defense tip #235467: Let an attacker mag dump into your face. Without bullets, he can no longer do further do damage to your body.
@eqmonkey282 жыл бұрын
2:22 He acts like he only now realizes this.
@linux750 Жыл бұрын
I love how this video became the first episode of an epic crossover between the Penguinz0 and Detroit Urban Survival universes.
@k4seyc2 жыл бұрын
The summary of this guys self defense: if your attacker does literally nothing while “attacking” you do these very odd maneuvers to defend yourself.
@kevinc.cucumber36972 жыл бұрын
Thats the problem with all these martial arts bullshit. This is a scenario in a perfect world, but in reality the attacker isn’t just gonna stand there or fall easily
@cotho15492 жыл бұрын
@@kevinc.cucumber3697 and its almost impossible to predict their movement so its basically useless
@kevinc.cucumber36972 жыл бұрын
@@cotho1549 if you’re going to teach someone to disarm, teach them a move that has one swift motion. Theres a famous disarmer that even teaches the military on disarming. You grab the barrel of the gun, twist it and bend the gunman’s wrist. 1 swift motion and very simple. If you see any move where there are complex steps and you have to hit pressure points, its 100% bullshit. These videos will seriously get someone killed.
@b00tythunda662 жыл бұрын
@@kevinc.cucumber3697 yup, my friend knows how to disarm a gun and have the bullet clip detached from the gun in one move.
@lessgetit48412 жыл бұрын
ikr? the only tactic a person needs to do is go primal ape sht. claw, bite, and don’t strategize, just go wild lol
@alexpapingi13382 жыл бұрын
The main thing he is missing is that attackers are never calm like the guy who helps them there. They're on extreme level of adrenaline and usually if you make a step they are ready to shoot, don't leave you to go there and catch his pistol
@androiduser68882 жыл бұрын
yeah i agree, the other thing with the adrenaline is it gives you more strength and reactive time due to the heightened senses and shit.
@KatSpicert2 жыл бұрын
I mean, who knows. If someone's crazy enough to pull something like that given the risks, then maybe they have enough adrenaline for it to work!
@camthechameleon25772 жыл бұрын
Another thing i notice about this videos is why does the attacker always have the gun either right on the person or in arms reach just doesn't realistic at all
@realityjaunt2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you see that constantly in both self defense programs and McDojos. Most things work with a complying "opponent". Without pressure testing self defense is security theater.
@alexpapingi13382 жыл бұрын
@@realityjaunt, that was exactly the other thing I was thinking. When such a training is doing the attacker have to behave like attacker, I don't think someone is going to leave you take his gun so easy. I don't say the tricks don't work but it's strength needed for sure. I have been training such things for five years, as a 45kilos girl I managed to do such tricks to strong guys but there are some situations that when he really turns all the power you really need to be very strong as well.
@Travisman123_2 жыл бұрын
I've never heard someone review advice so horrible that it's referred to as 4-Chan advice
@nobudgetproductions99872 жыл бұрын
Good advice if real life fights were turn based
@SHMOUSEY862 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Charlie's advice of taking the attacker's gun and "transmogrifying it into a bigger gun" is more useful than anything the dude in the video said
@ToxicSkull02 жыл бұрын
But I haven’t trained my wizardry yet. All I can do is imbue the bullets with fire
@YaboyJonnyY02 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, you have to pay, $19.99 (plus tax) to learn how to transmog your guns.
@totaldramagamer55212 жыл бұрын
Navy SEALS: "Run away, get out of a fight, only engage if you can't run and even then run as soon as you get free. Only exceptions should be made for friends and family, but even then, assess the risk at all times." Tik Tok: "So I'm going to teach you how to properly bayonet charge a line of machine gun nests. This could save your life one day."
@badomen3752 жыл бұрын
The Imperial Guard approach
@freakymoejoe22 жыл бұрын
@@badomen375 kreiger mode
@nerdstop50252 жыл бұрын
Silly person, the navy doesn't know anything about LAND combat, they ride narwhals into battle For anyone who doesn't know, this is called a "joke", I am not serious. I have a hard time with telling jokes or seriousness from texts too, so this is for you :)
@LeftEyeArcher2 жыл бұрын
@@badomen375 Kreig tested, Commissar approved!
@Why_does_this_exist_YouTube2 жыл бұрын
I see that Tik Tok taught the Japanese army everything they know
@Superintendent_ChaImers Жыл бұрын
Dale: If you are being mugged, simply raise your hand towards them and yell "Swiper no Swiping"
@loneliestshrimp11812 жыл бұрын
7:11 it’s a legit disarming method but he’s missing the other half
@iRepUrMax2 жыл бұрын
He severely underestimates the damage a gunshot does to you at point blank.
@plazmamasta1932 жыл бұрын
Depending on the weapon you can take multiple gun shots to the body as long as it’s not in vital areas adrenaline and fear will overtake your feeling of pain and the best thing to do if you are shot is to fight with your last breath you will at least have a slim chance of living
@IzmGunner012 жыл бұрын
@@plazmamasta193 Or run, a strategic retreat is always an option.
@sovietdies2 жыл бұрын
@@plazmamasta193 at point blank the escaping gases from the barrel would cause the bullet wound to expand momentarily like a balloon. it's pretty devastating
@sebastianriz47032 жыл бұрын
Especially when its pointed point blank at your heart and the biggest artery in your body
@fe1jo6282 жыл бұрын
@@plazmamasta193 Oh my god. You can't fight when you get shot, do you realize how much energy pistol calibers have?