This will Definitely happen at the Oasis concerts

Stream air date 02/09/24
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[@dan8716]

It’ll be full of mid fifties people trying to record with their giant Samsung tablet phones in landscape with the wallet style cases that flop down, doubling the air space they take up, entirely blocking your view of the stage, after spending half a song figuring out how to switch from selfie mode.

[@thejoe9065]

The wallet case and the one index finger only operating technique 😂

[@chilldude30]

Fucking hate those grimy wallet cases

[@stephenhughes5156]

Oops, that sounds like me, I'm 31 though 😂 Luckily I typically record 1 song for like 30 seconds- or none at all.

[@Tom-x6q5c]

No-one in their mid fifties does this. Millennial/zoomer behaviour

[@CannabrannaLammer]

I feel personally attacked on the tablet phone part 😂 in my defence only the wallet cases fit this stupid thing. I'm in my 30s though lol and I wouldn't be going to see Oasis.

[@rowgli]

That phone video will never be watched ever again.

[@Chp82]

You said it 😂

[@purefoldnz3070]

except to rub the face in it of someone that couldnt get tickets

[@ShubHub2]

i watch my old concert videos a lot

[@keiztrat]

Posted once on stories and then never to be seen again. Imagine enjoying it with your eyes THROUGH your eyes!

[@dans5664]

“Do you want to watch my video of the Oasis concert?” “No fuck off you nonce”

[@fabio-vb7xu]

Oasis reunion setlist: 1. Swamp Song 2. Acquiesce 3. Liam snaps and breaks a tambourine over Noel's head and leaves the stage, everything goes back to how it was before the reunion 4. I Am The Walrus

[@BrokenBeats94]

When Limmy said he hopes it badly organised - I can just see it now, £9 for a 330ml can of Asahii, shirty bouncers, multiple stops during the gig because of crowd surges, no water, 26 metric tons of plastic cups, 36 gallons of launched piss, 25 minutes late to stage, portaloo shite volcanoes filled with used jonnys, £65 for a sweatshirt that you queue 2 hours to buy and 46 recorded incidents of gbh

[@forestsunset9617]

And when you get home you tweet Noel to say you want your money back, and get the reply "don't look back in anger 🤑🤑🤑"

[@TheAcuphase]

You've never been to Wembley, have you?

[@cirrus393]

Idk tbh Wembley is pretty good these days

[@akayjay697]

Only 46?! 😂😂😂 brilliant

[@joeygxnn]

Will be about 80 minimum for a hoodie. think pints are abt 7.50-8. not too sure who’s committing GBH to wonderwall either 🤣🤣

[@chrisdude9641]

Thanks Limmy, you just saved us all £350.

[@64kram]

As you leave you'll realise you had more fun listening to the album in your car on the way there.

[@rowgli]

@@64kram I went to see AC/DC at Wembley about 15 years ago. Love the band, but most of the concert was trying to avoid getting smacked by thugs that took aversion to anyone walking past them.

[@LiamArdo89]

You must be incredibly boring

[@birdy-numnum6321]

😂

[@LiamArdo89]

@@64kram You must be incredibly boring

[@owood2288]

We need to come together as a society to acknowledge that concerts - apart from very very small intimate ones - are actually shit and that you’re much better off investing in a good pair of speakers.

[@simonhmackie]

Its the half-hearted singing and not knowing all the words that does it for me 😆

[@birdy-numnum6321]

😂 every frikn time!!

[@michaelmulhall5007]

It’s the lads with the Liam haircuts who are the worst. They are absolutely clueless

[@johngilmore697]

@@michaelmulhall5007 About what? about what great band Oasis are?

[@MrSnake9419]

spend half the concert with your phone up bothering everyone else to never watch the footage again

[@weswheel4834]

"How were they?" "Well, it was a bit difficult to see them as my phone only has a small screen."

[@MrSnake9419]

@@weswheel4834 and the audio sounds like bass distorted farts

[@rowgli]

@@MrSnake9419 aww man, if you see my comment I must have been writing it when yours was posted 😜

Complaining about people at a concert in a years time, sad.

[@MrSnake9419]

you're one of those people aren't you.

[@sanfordcurtis8242]

Unless the Gallagher brothers perform Be Here Now live in full absolutely loaded on cocaine, I’m not interested in this reunion tour.

[@RobertH-f7z]

😂😂

[@emmad-ul4tn]

I want an hour long version of All Around The World where they just keep doing key changes up

[@mmo5366]

That sounds bloody awesome

[@d347b2]

they're all gonna turn up and it'll dawn on them they spent 400 quid to watch the lead singer of beady eye and the guitarist in the high flying birds.

[@kirstinline]

and probably the drummer from ocean colour scene.

[@anneominous7172]

Yeah, 'Lion Phase' Liam would actually probably be worth the price of admission. But current day Liam? Nah m8.

[@RobertH-f7z]

@@anneominous7172lion phase? 😅 wtf

[@RobertH-f7z]

And the bass player out of the Zutons who is now the bass player in High flying birds 😅

[@forestsunset9617]

Imagine if it was just the two brothers with a backing DJ

[@cabaretampere]

I love that the band just rinsed the fans for everything they could

[@adamduncan6172]

Imagine how amazing seeing 80000 phone screens pointing at a stage would be🎉🤦‍♂️

[@QueenT-rc7jv]

Save your dignity and Go to any high street in the uk and watch a busker singing wonder wall on a 4 stringed acoustic guitar whilst a staffy runs around his hat full of pennys chasing its tail

[@RobertH-f7z]

Boss haha

[@sandeepk4093]

😂

[@ChubbyChecker182]

I am sick of Politicians and Newsreaders saying how excited they are by Oasis

[@thereverendjoe1130]

They might mean the drink.

[@CyborgElbow]

I like Oasis but the Beatles-level hype is making me hate them

[@michaelmulhall5007]

@@CyborgElbowHow is there fault they broke the internet with demand ? They get more hate then any other band on there return. No one says anything about Coldplay been absolutely atrocious and using dynamic pricing for years and swift and styles

[@blotsinn]

the footage will just be loads of phones in the air and drunks shouting

[@Wildrover82]

Everything is nostalgia now. It's big business...

[@RebeccaTurner-ny1xx]

I remember last week, life was so much better then, it was just simpler and everyone was nicer, right?

[@Jimmy_Moon]

I can't wait to count how many people say the following, "they were the soundtrack of my childhood", "it's my dream to see them play live", "I saw them the first time around but the second was better", "are greggs jumbo sausage rolls getting smaller", "I've spent nearly £2k to see them tonight and it was totally worth it".

[@RobertH-f7z]

🤢

[@machiel5888]

honestly, if they enjoy it that much, good on them.

[@Jimmy_Moon]

@@machiel5888 Yeah, this isn’t me being bitter towards the fan or band. My own personal opinion would have been to never get them back together professionally under the full Oasis banner. There are different Oasis periods. At the start until Tony left and Andy joined. Then the two Pauls leaving and Gem, Andy & Chris. The brothers could have joined forces with any other musicians from the streets of the public (Real People) and played for the people/public to make it relevant. Whilst loosely calling themselves Oasis and protected that history and legacy. This would allow others to experience them live. Yes, I know it sounds stupid. Fully aware.

[@MrNickMoor]

The fact Manchester had the highest priced tickets (before all the malarkey) says it all.

[@chilldude30]

Theyre basically from Stockport anyway

[@superdrwholock]

I get filming a few bits for memories, I went to my first concert ever in June (have autism so was a big deal with the sensory aspect) and I filmed about 10 seconds of a few songs just for memories as it was my first ever concert and I love looking back on them but I can’t imagine just filming all the time

[@ashwanibhola3766]

Or even the people that actually want to see with their own eyes have their view blocked by other people holding up their phones.

[@notorioustampaton]

That’s not an “or”, that’s a definite “and”.

[@jamesmullen3601]

What are you talking about? Nobody watches a gig with their own eyes anymore

[@ashwanibhola3766]

@@jamesmullen3601 Perhaps. The "concert" may as well be a Zoom call that begins with Liam and Noel arguing over who gets to take charge 😂

[@robbiekop7]

They'll be a guy 👦 outside the gig giving away free Pagers no doubt 😵

[@TheStevenWhiting]

And the "working class band" upset about the dynmatic ticketing system, despite knowing full well in their "meeting" they'd be using a dynamtic ticketing system. If they really gave shit, they could now ask ticketmaster for a list of all sales that were over the face value of a ticket, then refund everyone the difference out of their own money. But I bet they won't.

[@paul66990]

Liam's never had a job. Noel brown nosed Blaire. As a double act they sum up our culture. Shite.

[@doughall2932]

I hope Corden comes on stage and sings with them 🤞😁🤞

[@1292liam]

lol

[@col8353]

Corden who?

[@doughall2932]

Corden. _James_ Corden. License to cringe.

[@Takeabowson1986]

I saw them in 2002 and they sounded shite then. That was for £28.50.

[@Morrie-queens]

Always thought they were w*nk, the c*nts look like they're from Thunderbirds.

[@ianandy1234]

Yeah but you could buy a house for that in 2002

[@Takeabowson1986]

@@ianandy1234 yes, I was 15 with a paper round, had several properties AND was going to concerts left, right and centre.

[@neenee-bs3jc]

@@Takeabowson1986 chad grinding mentality based

[@me-gx6gk]

It's so true, I've been to so many festivals, and when I was younger videoed quite a few, and never looked at any the videos. I never video now, and take a pic or two together with friends and will look at them, so much between better

[@martyn4422]

I'm gonna take my selfie stick.

[@thejoe9065]

Just an ordinary selfie stick? You can lvl up by getting one of those spinny helmet mounts, so the stick can spin 360 around u

[@martyn4422]

@@thejoe9065 good shout but I don't wanna mess my hair up.

[@jamiewalker8772]

😂😂

[@Autogenification]

No phone, just a selfie stick. Hardcore man 🤘

[@Scarrowscant]

There’s some black mirror levels to this, never mind the Rambo knife

[@watercolourmark]

Nothing says live concert more than watching it live on your mobile, as you record that golden moment that you forgot to experience live while you were recording. At one point they paid you to be a cameraman, now you get to pay to be the cameraman.

[@ChubbyChecker182]

For £355 you can buy a bottle of Oasis every day for a year (almost)

[@birdy-numnum6321]

😂🎉

[@Professor-Scientist]

'They wool be daying that' 2:13

[@matt.bpersy8005]

"ow fek, I look like that as well" is so, so true.

[@neilwilson5785]

I ain't being smug, but gigs were better when some idiot got hit by a party four just behind you at Knebworth.

[@Davidjagoartist]

I saw guns n roses in 2016 and we turned our phones off to just experience it, as soon as one of the big hits started a sea of mobiles rose up and filmed exactly the same thing as one another, so weird

[@mmo5366]

Yeah hell yeah I’ll be recording every second. Watching that shit again in twenty years.

[@soapboxparishrecordings5287]

Take a photo. Done. Hate people that live with their phone in their hand or turn it around to their face😂😂

[@artemisiapile3648]

Richard E Grant watches Oasis.

[@batfinksdad]

I find it so weird how people do this . Pay £300 for a ticket then literally watch the concert via a digital display on f***n phone . Some folk even film the giant screen😂

[@purefoldnz3070]

Limmy is still pissed that while everyone was listening to Oasis he was still obsessing over Bros.

[@Scott-M1]

"We do it for the memories"... Even though we were never present when we were there! Yaaaaaaay 👏👏👏

[@Thisratisrockin]

don’t need to go anymore, I have the full experience right here, thank you limmy! I can eat this month!

[@LukeTG1_TTV]

😂😂😂😂 The people who’ve paid to see a sea of phones. Can’t wait to see it. 🎉😂

[@syncops834]

Oasis should have put a no phone policy caution for people when paying tickets to single out the day trippers

[@notorioustampaton]

Everything spot on, except for the horizontal phone at the start.

[@thejoe9065]

Ye u should always start recording video in vertical and then turn it to horizontal. Then when u watch it and its on the side, u turn your phone, but the picture obviously also turns, still wrong and ure too daft to turn off auto rotate.

[@Dreyno]

I do it for a few seconds just to capture a bit of the atmosphere. It’s nice to have. Although nowadays most concerts pop up online before you’re out of the venue. Genuinely don’t understand people who spend most of the gig with their phone in the air. You paid to see an act, not work as a cameraman for the night.

[@Steve-bo6ht]

Spot on my man spot on it's going to be " WANK"

[@kirstinline]

i just realised 'nowaysis' are going to have to take a break from their butlins residency to hit the road again.

[@hellothere111]

Excellent work

[@corzakkzakkcor3309]

Can't wait to do all that sound great,I,m going to use an ipad though for the bigger picture 'see you there Limmy!

[@forestsunset9617]

£400 for a ticket so a lot to live up to. When they get there they will see £400 doesn't even get a good seat, so they will be raging. Then the two old brothers won't be very good, because it's not 1996 anymore. And they will need a show full of cameos from Dave Grohl, Macca and Chris Martin, because that's what people expect now. Oasis have set themselves up for a fall with greed, can't wait!

[@CharlieCoops]

Where’s the fall? They’ll make millions and millions knowing it’s all a bit of a smash and grab. They’re laughing pal

[@forestsunset9617]

@@CharlieCoops not if it ruins the legacy

[@CharlieCoops]

@@forestsunset9617 why would it ruin their legacy? It’s a comeback gig, a lap of the stadium, a testimonial. The stone roses did it. They were absolutely shit. No one cared, it was the roses

[@forestsunset9617]

@@CharlieCoops I saw the Roses and people did care, plus they didn't rip off fans.

[@OKMONTY17]

you know its bad when Nicky Clarke is doing your barnet

[@OKMONTY17]

youst to love them. Now they just bore the fuckin tears out of me

[@alfi_csgo6011]

YOUST?!

[@fidgetspinner343]

Plenty of £1k iPhones covered in piss, guaranteed

[@BrokenBeats94]

Why do I get the impression that there might be a phone ban (which would be impossible at this point) or active campaign of ‘no phones’ at the Oasis gig for the authentic ‘feel’ of the concert, when the reality would be they just want every crumb of revenue possible and therefore phones would diminish this.

[@wormswithteeth]

ageless insight from mr anti meal deal scot jock daddy

[@MrJhonB184]

Thats pretty on point that,fcking unreal.😂

[@Geshmaal]

With the flash on as well as they point their phone at the biggest light show ever.

[@ChubbyChecker182]

Its the 28th Anniversary of When Oasis were Any Good Tour

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Don't worry it won't be the whole thing just Wonderwall and Don't Look Back In Anger and the rest of the show will be total silence with no phones up, as so many people bought tickets because of the hype not because they are huge Oasis fans.

[@mondoprime]

He's getting some decent milage out of the Oasis reunion

[@weswheel4834]

I was gonna see them once, and they cancelled it. Then they split up. Not falling for that again.

[@weswheel4834]

(Yeah, I know, don't look back in anger)

[@skooshy621]

I wonder when the betting shops will start taking bets on whether the big brother and 'Our Kid' will stay pals long enough to even play the first concert.

[@forestsunset9617]

I nearly saw them by accident when I saw REM, but they pulled out as the support act and The Beautiful South performed instead.

[@joe1205]

I've been an oasis fan for the past 8 years (I'm 18), and I really wanted to go, but it's these people that stopped me from going.

[@kiingkuuno]

intrusive thoughts kicking in right on schedule i see

[@Velobetty]

Full of middle-aged lads chiseled up.

[@bushwhackeddos.2703]

Dinghy Refugees should get in free ❤

[@Carroty_Peg]

We all sing ' don't look back in anger' fondly for 2017

[@matthewcoombs3282]

They are from war zones...haven't they suffered enough?

[@CableWrestler]

Unemployed council house dwellers should pay the most. That's you isn't it?

[@keiztrat]

So real that it hurts..

[@keiztrat]

The fact that they already get professionally recorded and posted on the Artist's page should be more than enough reason NOT to film the whole shite going on

[@jack00scarecrow]

you're correct except the camera filming orientation at the start.

[@Guanjyn]

I'll take a couple of pictures when I'm at a concert but then the phone is away for the rest of the time.

[@ADEOLADEEBO]

Limmy no word of a lie this is genuine, I’ve got a stalker and he’s a fan of yours.

[@stephenmccarthy1592]

Heaton park will definitely be a shitshow. One small tent for drinks. One toilet.

[@roganroberts8789]

Like taking a video of a firework display.... Defeats the purpose in every conceivable way.

[@knabzco]

"Where's guigsy, is he not coming?"

[@birdy-numnum6321]

😮 good point,... well put!!

[@Andymacstrap]

Glad I seen them in 97 when none of this shite was happening.. also glad the young team have been fleeced for so much cash to see them now, serves the wee fannies right since all they’re gonna do is hold their phones up like this 😂

[@Reevesi]

I'll be amazed if Liam and Noel don't fall out and cancel the reunion by the time these gigs start

[@Chp82]

Even if they do get a good video. The sound is always a horrendous crackle 300 quid for a crackly video 😂

[@PamelaD963]

The video will cost them extra in storage , yet will never be downloaded or watched again .

[@stevh88]

Moments became pokemon.

[@theseguysaregods]

Too funny, some of your best work there.

[@darylbaptie5159]

It's going to be a tour in front of a bunch of upper middle class Hooray Henrys born in 2004.

[@funkytransport]

Went to see Arab Strap last night and the lady in front of me was checking her Barclays bank account and doing that. 😂

[@GaryThomasAllison]

Definitely a thing with phones now, I used to go to the dancing when I was younger, early nineties, late eighties, no way would I have been able to hold a phone and video myself, 😂

[@Argov82]

Can wait until the brothers fight on stage at show one snd the entire tour ends

[@za90909]

crowd will be elderly and flatulent

[@andysimpson6643]

Spot on

[@devanman7920]

I'm 30, love going to concerts, sports, events anything live with big crowds. The phones do my head in. They miss genuine moments in their lives to show other mongs on social media where they are for a day.

[@TommyFoolery-ep3xh]

Same mongs who queued up for the clot shots!

[@PhattyBolger]

Can't wait to watch 5000 videos of blurry shaky footage of some vaguely human figures on a stage with the sound drowned out by drunk people screaming.

[@notanyone1206]

If he wants badly organised Heaton Park will provide this.

[@broBobH23]

It will be a f*cking nightmare, glad I didn’t get any in the end as it will be a sea of iPhones.

[@PulseXP-yo8wu]

The portrait angle is more accurate

[@maruyama2076]

He's not wrang!

[@coreaholic]

This will maybe definitely happen at the oasis concerts

[@pinatacolada7986]

And that's just Liam.

[@batfinksdad]

Definitely make sure you’re filming it in portrait mode 😂

[@greglynch391]

This will *definitely* happen?! Well, *maybe* it will…

[@GuyDude-hk8uy]

The mark of a true Oasis fan is knowing less than 1/3 of the lyrics to less than 1/3 of the songs.

[@sid-d4w]

They could make it like the 90s and make it a mobile free gig but then they'd be playing for an entire audience with smartphone separation anxiety 😬

[@jap7384]

He's sucking the joy out of something that hasn't even happened yet

[@lose8447]

😂😂😂😂

[@Ligerpride]

Yeah, great isn't it? 😂

[@rkkk21019]

Yep :)

[@jonconnington8987]

Oasis did that already selling tickets for £400

[@batfinksdad]

That’s my boy ! 😂

[@PodOfHeat]

Spot on Limmy 😂

[@TWI-WII]

pay for it, do what you want... it's that simple

[@tompoynton]

I got tickets in 15 minutes on the presale ballot, going the first night right up in the stands. Might not even take my phone tbh

[@LdevArt]

VERY APT THAT YOU ARE WEARING THE ADIDAS SWEATSHOP WARES -made by workers denied Union Rights who have died in their hundreds in 3 seperate fires in unsafe adidas production facilities

[@alexhennessy8595]

‘Working class heroes’ Oasis absolutely rinsed their fans then joked about it.

[@corben2972]

there not even working class 😂 there mega rich kids pretended to be poor to get famous…

[@badideaorgenius]

Why has my Oasis video got 6 views but yours has 20k views? I could cry my heart out!