This Will Never Come Back

[@onejediboi]

3:41 divine intervention

[@FFMPlug]

The Pyrocinical Intervention situation is insane.

[@giri30VT]

the gordon freeman irl situation is crazy

[@pawahara]

I thought this was an Act Man video and I got slop instead.

[@acewonder7184]

Certified Slop.

[@FFMPlug]

Sloptastic or dare I say Sloptilliant.

[@george0287]

pissing myself with laughter you guys are hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@edspresso8170]

Same lmao

[@crissthoughts.7811]

DUDE SAME

[@Big_Dave484]

Took 47 seconds to mention inflation

[@WinterBoots15]

Now how long will it take for him to mention the n word compilation

[@theblastingtruth]

Original title: This Will Never Come Back. Original Thumbnail: Gordon Freeman with a photoshopped smile.

[@Kuroo39]

darkwood when

[@CK-hc5oh]

Midnight release won't come back but pyro will be here posting 20 mins to 2 hours slop even in death

[@slivixx]

as a community make this the top comment

[@weepnwallow]

"gordon freeman?! its about time!"

[@themiddleman5763]

The world you grew up in, no longer exists. You will describe the joys of a previous lifetime, and only then will you understand your father before you when he did the same 30 years prior.

[@picardo3049]

bro looks like a xbox 360 avatar with that helmet on lmao

[@VemiVem]

Gordon is that you my beloved boy?

[@You-Know-Youre-Right]

Video ends at: 1:36:31

[@dorgann1667]

Finally some good cinema

[@ThiccBoi420]

Much helpful, very thank you

[@Arton100.]

Isn't Gordon Freeman? from half-life

[@koruton9925]

The right slop in the wrong place makes all the difference in the world

[@FR0GGYBYT3]

i hold down on my phone everytime he pauses for 2X speed

[@suwako2976]

Pyro's slop is like ASMR to my ears

[@WWNbroadcasts]

2:15 you know it’s bad when I’m jealous of pyrocynical

[@ifeelsic2227]

pyroslopical

[@lolmanenbatman6471]

the fact that john halo lost his hand in an energy sword accident made me laugh

[@Autumnityyyy]

Why does he look like Gordon Freeman

[@Pandtara]

tripled the run time the slop is abundant

[@zeodark2761]

I was working in a gaming store during the black ops release. It was awesome. Didn’t realize it was 14 years ago now but honestly it feels longer

[@Crowstar5]

Yapcynical on 2x speed goes hard

[@Blaiser_]

Ngl bro I was this hyped for bo6, I went to the midnight sale at GameStop to buy a gamepass gift card to get the game when I got home. Me and my friends have played so much since it dropped and I feel like a kid again getting bo2 on the Wii U

[@mecha417]

2:00 Here we are boys, the return of the ANTI HACKER HELMET

[@chyraan2895]

Gordon Freeman, in the slop...

[@microArc]

i think the worst part about missing midnight releases is the fact that we most long for the social connections that we made/felt at an in-person event. we're so cooked.

[@RayGhast]

I remember getting old Transformers movies in the mail from Netflix, I miss those mailed out discs. It was a different time fr

[@alanhasmemes]

13:05 pyro chat try not to level baseless accusations they saw on twitter onto randoms challenge (impossible) (100% fail)

[@youtubeguy5454]

30 minute video into 1 hour and a half is CRAZY

[@TaccRaccoon]

24:05 ive only went to one midnight release It was for portal 2 The game released when my school was on spring break so my parents didn't really mind me staying up late to play it

[@jonathonball1399]

looks 19 but he’s actually 32 wow that’s really crazy wow guys that’s crazy this situation is insane he’s 32 not 19 guys this sad insane crazy situation is crazy

[@bbaspectz2754]

marty o donnell this marty o donnell that, the man made the halo soundtrack i think he earned some tomfoolery

[@memememe7081]

I was searching up Gordon Freeman vs Isaac Clarke death battle trailers

[@HoneyPie-qy5kg]

Two of my favorite skibidi Ohio sigmas in one vid, y’all should collaborate sometime

[@tom_idk4184]

Petscop at 3:32

[@riftwalker26]

30 MINUTES INTO AN HOUR AND A HALF, OH MY FUCKING GOD, JJJACKSFILM COULD NEVER DO THIS

[@germanwarrabbit]

Gordon Freeman!

[@3D-B0Y]

The midnight release for Smash Ultimate was insane man, especially because they announced Joker at the game awards right before midnight

[@MrNuxem]

I thought this was a Gordon Freeman video and I got slop instead.

[@YawningCrow]

Pyro sounds surprised that people would travel across Australia to come to PAX. Its pretty normal since PAX is the only big game convention we get here in Aus. Its like one of the best conventions you can go to really, its the closest thing we have to midnight releases in terms of community and vibes these days. However there are other more comic based conventions that go to the other state capitals (except canberra because no joy is allowed here) but they don't go as hard as PAX. We'd do 16 hours of driving total to get there and back every year. Unfortunately can't afford the accommodation anymore 😩

[@rusmosquito9835]

Gordon freeman is that you?

[@Schtoinkus]

the ozempic makes it so you aren't hungry, so it will be fine

[@markmuz9207]

30 min video becomes 1 hour and a half

[@THECHAOSEMPEROR]

The slop situation is insane(Gone wrong)(Gone sexual).

[@hennessy916]

Fallout 4 had midnight release had people around the corner

[@superewie4060]

15:42 covering up the hole he put in it

[@TaccRaccoon]

3:45 why would he want that changed, that thumbnail will get views

[@Bruhnin06]

bro is 12 years younger than lebron

[@CallofFreaky]

Midnight releases only worked because the games were finished on launch back then

[@MattyGeneric]

Games used to be so fụč̣ƙîɲgʻ good bro.

[@your_cult_leader3374]

1:27:35 its too subtle to be clip farming. i dont know how does it, absolute degen AND full gooner at the same time is a feat

[@D0S81]

midnight release of GTAV at th metrocentre was the last time did one

[@gearheadboss7028]

Bruh WHY IS THIS VIDEO AN HOUR AND A HALF LONG 💀

[@Freeside_Drifter]

@29:00 you do not stand alone brother

[@land3021]

Rip Gordon Freeman

[@jumby_thicc6848]

Viva pinata is on Gamepass, if he does want to play it in that capacity.

[@jcangel8968]

Halo 2 midnight release😎🤘

[@kawaguchihiroshi8237]

I never believe Gordon Freeman can speak

[@funkyX000]

based thumbnail

[@l_wizppy_l]

Pyros autism is so adorable

[@JimChongNetworks]

pyroclinical

[@sez5435]

Releases of what, there are no games…

[@Catanator-ic2vo]

Sparking 0, shadow generations and wilds beta

[@Catanator-ic2vo]

Only 3 games since 2020

[@Sour_almond]

Bro really made a 30 minute video into 1 hour and 36 minute sloppy slop

[@danyaljamil1677]

Based Pyro parents

[@AluraVappy]

the problem with the gaming industry is that its mainstream, which in itself isn't bad, but you now get very PC and clean, corporate games and events. I wish gaming was a niche nerd thing again, Make Gamergate Good Again

[@silkdust8069]

He weared that helmet in school and still wears it? His head did not grow bigger huh? Yep this is not beating the manlet allegations

[@alexgamingyt-cj1bf]

bruh i was offered alcohol at a sushi resturant and im 17 😭😭

[@deathshadow456]

I have bf3 dev autografer and i did not order it they just gave it to me

[@beo3828]

This entire video is Pyro not defeating the gay allegations.

[@WeDidIt.]

Is that gordon freeman?

[@ShadeMeadows]

Gordon Freeman?

[@salatsoose1290]

roomtour when

[@lMINERl]

1:11:44 dude shut up , thank god there is no waiting or build up on a slops , imagine queueing up on a Ubisoft AAAA game

[@sorusalachite1451]

I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in my prime, and this ain't even final form They knocked me down, but still, my feet, they find the floor I went from living rooms straight out to sold-out tours Life's a fight, but trust, I'm ready for the war Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I'vе been told From the screen to the ring, to the pеn, to the king Where's my crown? That's my bling, always drama when I ring See, I believe that if I see it in my heart Smash through the ceiling 'cause I'm reaching for the stars Woah-oh-oh This is how the story goes Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told Highway to heaven, I'm just cruisin' by my lone' They cast me out, left me for dead, them people cold My faith in God, mind in the sun, I'm 'bout to sow (Yeah) My life is hard, I took the wheel, I cracked the code (Yeah-yeah, woah-oh-oh) Ain't nobody gon' save you, man, this life will break you (Yeah, woah-oh-oh) In the thick of it, this is how the story goes I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Woo) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told I'm in the thick of it, everybody knows (Everybody knows) They know me where it snows, I skied in and they froze (Yeah) I don't know no nothin' 'bout no ice, I'm just cold Forty somethin' milli' subs or so, I've been told (Ooh-ooh) Woah-oh-oh (Nah-nah-nah-nah, ayy, ayy) This is how the story goes (Nah, nah) Woah-oh-oh I guess this is how the story goes

[@sorusalachite1451]

Posting this until Pyrochinical likes my comment

[@sorusalachite1451]

Posting this until my favorite lesbian likes this comment

[@YourRealisticAngel]

Pyro admitting he's old is making me feel old

[@Nina-NerdyReindeer]

Im sorry why did actman became Gordon Freeman 😭

[@MrTripleM3]

ActMan makes me sad. Not because of the direction he is going in but because it's seening someone my age who never was able to put away the nostalgia of his youth, someone who will always be stuck in that mid 2000s era of gaming and never truly enjoy what we have now. Him and RussianBadger are like mirror opposite, one is stuck in the past and the other celebrates the future.

[@angusmitchell4026]

How is comparing Russian badger who literally just does shitposting on twitter and just makes content on games he enjoys and streams with his friends to act man ? They are two completely different people

[@riftwalker26]

34:08 no they dont wtf

[@kabanossi911]

Pyrocynical

[@Norsrensen]

Im in the videooooo 1:18:00

[@1Quinc]

Bulb

[@kronron4894]

Why does he look like gordon freeman

>"they were not selling game at midnight, but 09:00 PM instead!" STFU, that's the same energy as "noooo, you should play this game on original PlayStation, not emulator" bullsh-t.

[@bradentheman1373]

dr gordon freeman?

[@McLenny0]

52 seconds no views pyro keep going u got this!

[@UnknownUserVoid]

yeah pyros old content will never come back, keep slopping tho; I background noise

[@skinnymann9932]

That lancer bit was great lmao, he should bring it out more often XD

[@TheLordAndSavior6678]

30 minute video, pyro turns it into 1 hour and 36 minute long video. TRIPLED the video length with yap. Thats a whole extra hour and 6 minutes of yap

[@riftwalker26]

7:30 nice copium

[@princefoxv]

I LOVE THE PLAYSTATION 2

[@vietnameseboi9855]

Thank you for skipping the War thunder ads I playing the damm thing for 11 years now fuck that ads! The snail will lure anyone in and make then suffer!!!

[@kevvard]

slop

[@Sovican]

One and a half hours..

[@HavingCrumpets]

why do people watch the slop channel (that makes money for the actual quality videos) if they're just gonna hate constantly? makes zero sense

[@brainrotrox]

im so sorry, i genuinely clicked off this one because the whole stream was derailed so many times

[@censingterror7329]

no views one minute fell off

[@Hepheat75]

Sloppy behavior

[@1Quinc]

300 biew

[@Wh1tehole]

1 dislike in minutes bro fell off 😭😭😭