THIS YOUTUBER CHALLENGE UNCLE ROGER (Joshua Weissman)

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[@JoshuaWeissman]

I feel like I’ve been knighted by the queen. I promise to close my eyes and throw more things into the pan. Shoutout to my cleaners. ❤️

[@Aldiyawak]

Yo m8. Congratz

[@Look_0]

Finally

[@anmolmadan24]

shoutout to TJ

[@cletos267]

nais

[@manuelcruz5486]

i love ur video papa joshua

[@starcrystal2580]

Auntie Helen: it's either me or msg Uncle Roger: *it's* *divorce* *then*

[@Elaina-0416]

Lmao XD

[@amirite._.]

Msg is king

[@JyForFun]

Love this!

[@josephjoestar5823]

Niceeee

[@NinjaBrix]

Congrats on the Uncle Roger heart!

[@afikkusan]

"He think money grow on tree" This is by far the most Asian quote ever spoken by every parents in history of Asian civilization.

[@paulchung9921]

Just recently said it to my daughter.

[@guacamol.e]

Koreans say sth along the line of "think you can just DIG for money?" So yeah, pretty much

[@hhuumm]

Indians use that a lot too

[@sebastiangreen2364]

@@hhuumm everybody says it

[@ssnow5516]

i be like. no but money was the tree at one point. ITS PAPER. then my mom back hand me

[@neesarahmed777]

"If you poor, just buy $25 random rice cooker, and then get Zojirushi when you have your shit together" Words to live by!

[@temujinkhan6326]

but we know the truth the poor will buy something they can't afford it's like buying a brand-new sports car when they should be buying a used or lower end car.

[@tempest83]

I still have my old rice cooker. It still works and I don't throw out machines that work.

[@martinedezoete9565]

@@temujinkhan6326 This is so incredibly elitist, I can't.

[@elasticsynapsis9330]

@@temujinkhan6326 Classist much 🧐

[@maxmotors9497]

Christmas gifts are always kitchen oriented in the last few years for my family haha

[@Vercci1]

This guy's fried rice looks like it went to a private school

[@zizzors9314]

Underrated. Or perhaps it's too early

[@mlssrsevenseven8160]

Underrated comment my guy

[@outdoorscholar6016]

Funny enough, this guy used to work at a high end restaurant that had little tolerance for any errors made by the chefs. Probably explains the vibe he gives

[@loleeem]

😂😂😂

[@DanishAli-gw9ke]

His in n out "but better" burger looks like it went to harvard

[@godless_goddess5985]

"He look more like guy who own more Bitcoin than friend." Uncle Roger's roast game is *ON POINT*

[@edwardtan7283]

1 bit coin with no friends must be sad life.

[@RevengeAvenger]

Impossible money buys friends.

[@laszlobandi6456]

so sad, i wanna sell my friends for bitcoin too. i accept etherium as well.

[@rustyshackleford6992]

"I wonder if he use finger test on his girlfriend?!" Ooof

[@hhq9423]

In all honesty, whenever I cook following the recipe to the T, I mess it up. So I just eyeball everything and throw spices into it. That's what makes my cooking good.

[@paulchung9921]

It's why the best chefs are big and fat. You just have to taste and eyeball all your creations.

[@hhq9423]

@@paulchung9921 I dun think so. There are many chefs who are good at cooking and physically fit.

[@Iprodeltaelite]

@@hhq9423 false. Every single chef ever is fat and ugly

[@rubycheng9643]

As a Taiwanese and a fried rice lover, I must say his fried rice looks reallllly good! It’s like fancy (maybe unaffordable) fried rice served in a high-end, authentic Chinese restaurant 🤤 BTW, using a drainer to wash rice is in fact a much more convenient method comparing to washing rice in a pot cuz in this way, the rice wouldn’t be scattered everywhere when drained. I’ve learned this from a Taiwanese chef youtuber and found it very useful.

[@BlueGlow26]

Also Taiwanese here 😊 🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼

[@champchavarit9079]

China bad

[@Ay_lol_btw]

​@@BlueGlow26u mean chinese

[@skyebunny777]

dang he got that Zojirushi. Rolex of Rice Cooker.

[@animesoul167]

I love how Uncle Roger is so cheap with everything but a rice cooker!

[@what7681]

@@animesoul167 gotta make that rice PERFECT

[@drazi6322]

@@animesoul167 rice cooker everything laa

[@edu1113]

D fact that im not even aware of d brand must mean im piss poor

[@aaunyea4799]

That's literally on my wishlist, I want it☺

[@tiffanychau10]

3:01 "If niece and nephews poor, just buy random $25 rice cooker. And then get Zojirushi when you have your sh*t together." LMAO thanks for being considerate of us Uncle Roger

[@theantipope4354]

Seriously though, any generic rice cooker will do a great job. If you pay more than $20-25, you're flushing money down the toilet.

[@iyawakarehen]

@@theantipope4354 if you pay over 25 /for a rice cooker that doesn't sing to you while it cooks your food/ you're flushing money down the toilet.

[@TheHomicidalTendency]

have a $25 rice cooker, it was okay for a while but never came out perfect, kinda want to try this now.

[@Its_rimus]

I have the panasonic rice cooker but doesnt have rice cooker pop haiyaa

[@JesusOurLordandSavior]

Tiger is a good brand, weve had it for over a decade now.

[@jerichohandy8106]

I love how Uncle Roger says that Joshua’s cleaner has to deal with so many dishes. Growing up in an asian household I thought the same thing. But then my wife said, “He probably just puts it all in the dishwasher”. I forgot those existed and I have one in my house

[@roxyzilla7382]

one of my biggest issues with joshua weissman is actually how he just expects all his viewers to have all this expensive equipment to cook the same stuff he does, so seeing uncle roger point this out is actually quite entertaining.

[@ThorsShadow]

He doesn't expect anything. He knows, that he's "overdoing" it, but that is the ENTIRE point of his "But Better" series. He has two series of videos: "But Better", where he goes all out and overdoes stuff (like he does here) and "But Cheaper", where he actually does stuff, well, cheaper.

[@thenegotiator1630]

@@ThorsShadow these nibbas be having inferiority complex watching cooking videos.

[@victorracioppi9821]

I think he’s just an annoying douche. One of those guy you just wanna slap.

[@weeb123]

@@ThorsShadow true

[@echo5440]

@@ThorsShadow thats nice to hear. it makes sense that he’d go all out for that kinda series

[@x.lungeli]

If rice in bowl, eat with chopstick If rice in plate, eat with spoon If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, throw it out 😂

[@Criclee]

If rice in bowl, plate, anything: H A N D S

[@coolerplays3477]

@@Criclee no that's gross

[@Criclee]

@@coolerplays3477 i just do it i’m malay 😂😂😂

[@cuminandcinn3343]

@@coolerplays3477 let me guess, youre a gweilo

[@Freudes_06]

@@coolerplays3477 it's normal here in Malaysia... malay, chinese, indian... everyone does this

[@TimeBucks]

Jamie Oliver is still getting his well deserved roasting

[@-rum4572]

Here before this comment blows up

[@wyvernranger6923]

HEHE

[@MrJamiesilaban]

I used to like Jamie O but then he kept using rustic like using the letter E. Theeen he had this show about school food whatever. That was the final straw.

[@riskyy2657]

*omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2HLaad6ZtmWocU

[@bruceh9780]

He's putting grapes on pizza now....he's getting worse.

[@quintencedillo7863]

As an Asian/white family, everytime my friends come over and see our rice maker, it’s like magic to them, and I never understood why you would make it yourself🤣, also that seriously is the best brand rice maker, parents were gifted one at their wedding 28 years ago and thing still works like it’s brand new, worth the price point %100

[@tampamabins2868]

You are white with a hispanic last name???

[@SirEmuTheDapper]

@@tampamabins2868what’s wrong with that?

[@eBoyGamer1106]

I'm laughing how Nick took tries to get the prestigious "Uncle" title, and Joshua only took one attempt to get it. LMAO

[@nickt_274]

"If rice in bowl, eat with chopsticks." "If rice in plate, eat with spoon." "If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, THROW IT OUT!"🤣🤣

[@panjinurfadillah2489]

And also if you are a body builder THROW JAMIE OLIVER also why not

[@taho3692]

@@panjinurfadillah2489 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is great!

[@cool1justin928]

But if rice in Kay kitchen, call CHILD SERVICES

[@user-vt6jq6pf9c]

10:10 also very basic uncle roger accepts defeat 😂

[@onoxable]

If rice in banana leaf , use hand.

[@AndrewSlacks]

"you're eating salt on crack, of course it hits" truer words have not been spoken

[@Kingfelipethe1st]

Msg on more Crack then all of lawton oklahoma. I live in Lawton I can say that

[@JaxMerrick]

@@Kingfelipethe1st I was in Ft Sill back in '08, and trust me, one weekend leave and you already know.

[@Technickcall]

6:40 I thought he was going to say "Uncle Roger didn't know I have to own a yacht to make fried rice"

[@aoisonne1461]

Zojirushi definitely makes the best asian kitchen appliances, but is honestly overkill for like 90% of families out there. But if you do want to make really high quality dishes, it helps tons. The heat distribution of Zojirushi is a lot more even and controlled, which allows the grain to cook better and also to reduce the carby stuff from boiling over the top, which is especially important for Japanese koshihikari rice. Most cheap rice cookers use the "brute force" method of cooking rice which is crank the heat as high as possible and boil all the water off. Even so, it's still nicer than trying to make rice in a pot on the stove.

[@obtuseangler768]

I guess. I put 1 part rice to 1.25 parts water in a pot in my stove, reach about 15 inches to my timer and turn my stove off when it beeps. The most time consuming part after getting my rice from the pantry is washing the crap out of it

[@shanjobanjo7977]

Roast chicken: 30 mins Roast duck: 50 mins Roast Jamie Oliver: Whenever topic of fried rice comes up.

[@faultline3936]

Well, yeah, he fucks it up quite badly. In my country, we eat rice 3x a day so I was greatly offended on how he did it as well. He totally killed it... In a very bad way.

[@crumblebee6728]

what kinda baby chickens are you cooking that take 30 minutes to roast?

[@huihuichee]

hahahha

[@uhno6771]

@@faultline3936 exactly

[@princesscottoncandy6852]

Hotel:Trivago

[@kevinm5898]

"What is this teaspoon, tablespoon bullshit. You're making egg fried rice, not developing vaccine for covid." Had me dying. 😂

[@kosyem]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kamikaz4560]

"You're so ANAL" bruh I died

[@user-bd5jv2uj5f]

I can’t with Uncle Roger I fell out my bed laughing my sister thought I couldn’t breathe

[@kevinm5898]

@@user-bd5jv2uj5f I can't get enough. My wife is Asian and introduced me to him. I found him about a week ago, and I'm so stoked about having some good egg fried rice now. Gonna get all the ingredients and make it in my huge wok!

[@trublgrl]

The joke had you dying, but COVID won't.

[@ggakola9080]

9:19- Here in South India, we use our hands for eating rice

[@leokan9860]

Not in public tho

[@kingb9357]

@@leokan9860 Yeah We use hands to eat rice in home but in public we prefer spoon.

[@sangeethasancharaya6870]

Many south asians and arabs do so

[@dannygrio]

sorry to say, but hands are the least in Indian food. lol If you watch some videos online of indian food.. Prove that higine is not excencial,

[@joslinechristopher7936]

@@leokan9860 yeah we do use hands in public

[@BababooeyYcho66T]

I don't often see Uncle Roger happy, but when I do, I love seeing some get their uncle/auntie crown. This does bring a smile to my face.

[@darknessmoto9912]

Pappa’s biggest achievement here is getting Uncle Roger to let his real voice slip SEVERAL times throughout the video.

[@starfish1037]

time stamps?

[@odst1172]

@@starfish1037 look at the outtakes

[@AdachiCabbage]

@@starfish1037 1:58 11:47 11:54 12:38 13:01

[@ryan123dean1]

Oh he always talks in his regular voice in the outtakes and the "sorry children"

[@PvtJoker-gq5jq]

@@starfish1037 ka) @

[@Tim.Stotelmeyer.2984]

I am a white guy. My Asian friends were impressed with how well my rice cooker made rice that they went and bought the same model.

[@calvenwong8881]

I think they lied to you😂😂

[@yayaokok3561]

did they just turn asian?

[@minhtriha8814]

sheeshhh

[@Sitzkrieg]

what model

[@yaswanthmannava4072]

Always white man wanna dominate using rice cooker is Asian as it's get 😂😂

[@reyhang8608]

Congrats Josh. Getting Unclehood is no small deal coming from Uncle Roger.

[@kyeoptawerk93ah]

the chef wan video is still my favorite vid to this day of uncle roger's. he matched uncle roger's energy so well haha

[@DaisyRM]

"do you use finger test on your girlfriend also?" I about died of laughter 😂

[@navneel13mondal2]

😂😂😂😂

[@Shimeih]

My favorite line😂😂

[@guodonglin5711]

原来笑死真的可以直译😂

[@vDREEGONv]

Yeah I died too, come to my funeral may 19th

[@glowleaf]

@@vDREEGONv HAHAHAHAHHA

[@christinalalsawmzuali7859]

Joshua that student who does alot of research uses a lot of equipment for his project to get an A Grade While Uncle Roger that guy who just makes it no effort and scores A Grade too xD

[@takoandpotato8804]

Like Goku and Vegeta , Where Goku is Prodigy and instant got power up by not even trying while Vegeta try hard and learning the hard way to achieve it lol

[@christinalalsawmzuali7859]

@@takoandpotato8804 OMG yes exactly

[@time4toxic182]

@@takoandpotato8804 huh vegeta had way more latent talent and a stronger bloodline he came out of the womb with stronger parents and he himself was stronger as a baby goku just trained harder

[@takoandpotato8804]

@@time4toxic182 and still second best and had to ask Bulma to use Capsules Gravity Chamber to Train him to become Saiyan 3rd mode 😂 and Ultra Instinct guess who get it first 🤣

[@time4toxic182]

@@takoandpotato8804 yea vegeta will never achieve ultra instinct bc he doesn’t have the mindset for it that’s why vegeta got a new form in the manga chapter I could spoil it but idk if you’ve seen it

[@tacoshell3329]

these 2 are my absolute favorites

[@bengo6487]

I agree, I'm a homecook with using no exact measurements on food except for a certain recipe or food with ingredients I'm not familiar with but anything else than that I just throw and estimate stuffs lol even in baking Just use less salt or my condiments needed then taste test until you got the right flavor you want

[@jokerproduction]

I love how Uncle Roger just dropped shade on Josh for making a dish that's too expensive and complicated when Josh also has a series called _But Cheaper_

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

But you're forgetting that Josh made this rice specifically to impress uncle roger. He didn't compromise on the quality of his video, just like I never do

[@danielretardo7075]

@dyslexic mitochondria I was curious about your username so I clicked on your profile. Your channel is a hidden gem bro

[@kayneedlinson725]

The irony's bloody good

[@tomhappening]

@dyslexic mitochondria Your channel is SO underrated dude

[@IcyJane]

i think he knows that, cuz he commented on one of but cheaper episode 🤔

[@JyForFun]

"Don't worry, Uncle Roger single. Very confident in my right hand" - Who else can relate? HAHAHA "Sorry children!"

[@hearthatbird]

Hey, stop calling me out.

[@siduenmelisa3436]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJWzi5ZtZb2tp6c😄

[@idkanygoodname159]

Ea

[@xx_amr_ysr_xx1966]

I as well am confident with my right hand

[@candacex5430]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJWzi5ZtZb2tp6c

[@mwkcheng]

The first video on the Lunar New Year. Finally KZbin got it right with the recommendations! Congrats nephew Joshua for becoming uncle Joshua.

[@Sharky_1425]

The fact that he is not a chef and home cook but know a lot about cooking is just insane and his joke and roast r too cool to be on KZbin❤

[@vaidenkelsier7757]

5:14 "Wok fuck boi" is *slaying* me

[@BloomerzUK]

I had to pause the video to catch my breath.

[@nikweinfurter5578]

Not even two minutes in and we have one fuiyoh and a “sorry children” ooooh this is gonna be good.

[@dlg6227]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHfUZIuapq1grKM

[@AxxLAfriku]

I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear nik

[@vlatter9537]

@@AxxLAfriku wait what? explain more about this rogue comment, please

[@Yafama]

@@vlatter9537 it’s just a.... troll? I’m pretty sure it’s satire or comedy or something but I’ve not bothered to really look into it

[@jack42011]

Love it!!! Keep up the excellent entertainment!

[@connorrich7677]

1:50 made me laugh way harder than it should have

[@WTFdanni]

“Sorry, children” Phew 🥵 that voice

[@Feetlcker123]

What time stamp

[@brogantraylen4340]

@@Feetlcker123 1:57

[@BwrldJay]

Sweet home Alabama

[@Haz_wizZYT]

@@memeintomori7161 112

[@teddy_territory4209]

*Viewers suddenly simps for uncle Roger

[@johnaeryns5364]

I love that he points out the absolutely ridiculous amount of dishes that would need to be washed if you did things the way chefs do on T.V.

[@gamenut112]

this is why you learn how to clean as you go.

[@Bernergy]

Spoiler. That's how most chefs do it on the kitchen as well if you don't just eyeball it :p

[@witchitahable]

Well most of them don't need to be used, could measure the tablespoons etc straight into a bowl. They're premeasured in individual bowls for the sake of videography but at home you can make his in not that many. 1 wok (reuse for onions and rice), 1 for sauce, 1 for eggs, rice cooker pot, chopping board to store all the veggies etc.

[@keangwooichoo6138]

coz someone wash it for them

[@alejandrovallejo6763]

@@Bernergy Thats because chefs have dishwashers. Trust me, it's a shit ton of dishes (I have been a dish washer myself)

[@nat78980]

He uses measurements because his ancestors can’t tell him to stop because they have no concept of flavor

[@polinnovosobirsky9999]

and the way he loading the smoke gun that makes my day lol

[@daniellabarron9393]

If rice in bowl: eat with chopsticks If rice in plate: eat with spoon If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen: DON'T EAT AT ALL

[@Ani3Ty]

If rice in BBC kitchen: *DON'T LET THEM COOK IT.*

[@riskyy2657]

*omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2HLaad6ZtmWocU

[@rohanmaneyg397]

Eat with glass

[@fusion3953]

If rice in Jamie Oliver Restaurant: Drop menu and run away

[@EchoRoblox]

if u mean by cremate it to the ashes then you’re correct also if rice in kay’s cooking: don’t let her put the uncooked rice into the wok

[@typicallymilk955]

Uncle Roger: *disses people who doesn’t have a rice cooker* His Asian Ancestors: Haiyaa why you roast them? We also don’t have rice cooker.

[@despxir7897]

Big brain

[@vantablack2847]

Asian ancestor have a built in rice cooker within them, unfortunately, this innate power of Ancient Asian is diluted more and more as time goes, thus the innate rice cookery skill is lost within a few generations.

[@g_lorn]

they did it with bambus over a bowl of steaming water

[@Hellschwarz]

World War II is over, use technology

[@tsixeton9705]

Rice cookers are for dorm kids or busy rich people. Poor students like me only buy a $9 sausepan that can cook rice, porridge, noodle, soup, and everything else that keep us survive.🤪

[@donavonbain4332]

Lmao! Yeah! The way he load smoke gun! He definitely partook!🤣

[@FatLittleOldLady]

I like both these tubers. Yay! Super great video. I do not regret watching.

[@kunal3795]

"If rice in bowl, use chopstick; if rice in plate, use spoon; if rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, throw it out!"

[@user-pb5gh1kp4e]

-Uncle Roger 2021

[@Penguinyuv]

Excellent work

[@bolaji02]

😂😂

[@courtneystpeter322]

😂🤣

[@marktaylor526]

Haha I watched the video too

[@siopao369]

Meanwhile in Philippines: "If rice in bowl, use chopsticks" "If rice in plate, use spoon" "If rice in banana leaves, use hands"

[@arienicole7620]

yes naman!

[@viceisidroe.achivar5470]

Yesss!! perfect pinoy curture

[@kentzachie]

HAHAHAH LEGIT

[@adammortgage2457]

Hahaha very interesting

[@sfsodz8419]

Facts

[@Naomi_4life]

When he say “if rice is in Jamie Oliver Kitchen throw it out” got me laughing

[@rb239rtr]

rice is usually a side in western food, the fork is needed for the main, also a cutting knife.

[@Mr_Feyshade]

MSG = Makes Shit Good!

[@magmaice8755]

Yes

[@magmaice8755]

Very creative

[@Srae17]

Literally.

[@gargantuaapocalypsegravity2908]

XD

[@artiedeng796]

are you try?🌝🌝

[@henryxvii8704]

what i love about uncle is that he actually trashtalks jamie better than gordon

[@staceye2851]

Yup. Remember when Gordo (the stupid doughnut) went after Jamie's teeth? I mean, really?

[@katakurifan5213]

@@staceye2851 Now that's just ridiculous

[@nishias7269]

@@TheJadedView as an Asian I'm 100% trash talking Jamie Oliver after watching some of his Asian recipes. They either make me want to scream or puke and just... No. That man doesn't understand culture. But I do respect Gordon on the other hand, because he actually does respect the culture the dish he is cooking comes from. I was so glad to see the amount of respect he gave to the people who taught him how to cook real Indian food, his willingness to learn and he always strove to make it fit our taste. He didn't go all, "oh I bet I can make a British version of this" like most British chef's do. There is a dish he cooked which is very famous in my culture and I couldn't help but feel proud of the effort he, as a white man with low spice tolerance put into impressing the ladies who taught him how to cook it. That's a true chef right there.

[@henryxvii8704]

@@TheJadedView wont do.. have big respect for omelette lord pepin and no-meat man ducasse dont you savages go for wolfgang and tom keller though... im serious...

[@aznmike7]

"hair dryer to blow leaf?" LOOOOL 🤣

[@sorcmagiwizlv99]

Those moments when he breaks character and laughs at his own jokes are just precious.

[@comfymoder72]

The way he talks about his woks makes me think he is "pansexual"

[@luvvshxannahhh_]

LMAO

[@kanikiuchiha8535]

Lol

[@davemarchitto6485]

I see what you did there

[@aikives]

AHHAHAH-

[@melbell0865]

He said so exactly!

[@user-qu7ev7ys2l]

I pressed the like button the moment that you roasted Joshua for being so fancy with his tools and that that you need a yacht to watch him and a personal cleaner for his equipment. I believe that he is a great chef but DUDE the faster than a fast food videos of him works only if you have his kitchen and every single equipment ready to cook. It was funny because it's true!

[@walter4796]

This 2 guys best combination 🤩

[@Rose-uf1eh]

I love the way he just says “sorry children”

[@nurhannahhamzah1538]

dat deep voice 🙌😂

[@perryjames5602]

He went from uncle to daddy no cap

[@Frankiln.D.Roosevelt.1934]

WTF I just heard it from him when I saw your comment

[@alpiehernandez7291]

That’s his real accent

[@wingmag0]

Can i say it sounds a little bit cringe? (Should i delete this comment...) _🗿_

[@ZachGatesHere]

"he looks like he has more bitcoin than friends" is the most savage shit I've heard in a minute

[@kedrickswain6509]

Hell, having 1 bitcoin and no friends is enough for me.

[@ra2186]

"Why are you hotboxing the duck fat?' 🤣🤣🤣

[@ar_greyheart471]

9:17 Spoon is ok. But I usually do bare hand for anything, except maybe dishes involving soup or noodles

[@Unco_Drew]

“Now grab some strawberry jam” Uncle Roger: 👁👄👁 “Just joking” Uncle Roger: they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@ruefysh9576]

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[@onghy]

I choked when he took out strawberry jam 😂

[@lillauser9483]

When he says a dirty joke then changes his voice. Hits every time...

[@sagarikauday3569]

I thought it was just me. Good to know I'm not alone😭

[@lillauser9483]

@@sagarikauday3569 :D :D :D :D

[@shidapiupiu9241]

And now im simping over his voice already 💀

[@lillauser9483]

@@shidapiupiu9241 :D :D :D

[@PeterPing]

"sorry children"

[@circusofmisfits1414]

This is hilarious! 😂 Uncle Roger’s too much sometimes. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ariannathemochalion4452]

I love each time he says something inappropriate he goes all serious and he’s like “sorry children 👧 “ and then goes back to being funny again like that

[@darthzayexeet3653]

Uncle Roger: Torture is the secret ingredient Also Uncle Roger: don’t torture your cleaners

[@carlcouture1023]

But do the cleaners add to the flavor?

[@Aodhan_Raith]

@@carlcouture1023 their tears add extra salt.

[@firstnamalastnama2794]

Uncle roger: just throw random shit in pan Jamie Oliver: *nervous sweating*

[@riskyy2657]

*omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2HLaad6ZtmWocU

[@leoerggg8891]

@@riskyy2657 you keep spamming and ill keep reporting you until your channel is taken down , understood?

[@mattbritton6222]

@@leoerggg8891 . Solid bro...gone.

[@josphatdaktari979]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4OkmJ-vrJusic0

[@bloodmoonwolf1588]

He explains it for people who need measurements cause hes makes cooking tutorials and not everyone can do it without measurements

[@kelevera420.]

When the PH beat dropped after you said "very confident in right hand" I thought I'd gotten a message. 😂 That's my message and notification ringtone.

[@froz_yt]

Uncle Roger: "just trow random shit in pan" How to basic: "hmmmmmmmm"

[@wlwendylow]

OH SHIT-

[@InnuendoXP]

we need Uncle Roger to react to that masterchef

[@Aranak777]

DONT GIVE HIM IDEA

[@soonlytaing1708]

@@Aranak777 I fully support the idea

[@peempit4406]

I saw this comment perfectly in time when the video got into that part...

[@galaxy_yt3796]

Uncle roger: $85 polo too expensive Owns a $179 rice cooker and hes ok

[@craighill8251]

Rice is life

[@maklogetrich2378]

rice cooker for the rest of your life

[@andrewhazlewood4569]

£85 is a lot more than $85 ... around $119US Haiyaa

[@sj4iy]

I mean, if you cook rice everyday then yeah, it's something you'll spend extra on and completely worth it. We have a zojirushi (although bigger than uncle roger's) and we use every single day. Before that, we had a small tiger rice cooker that lasted 15 years. They last a very long time.

[@ziyad1809]

You can't cook rice with a polo

[@ryleebiliske]

I like your content keep up the good work

[@johnhenryholiday4964]

I have to say.... I have developed a taste for uncle roger video's.... Im quite amused by them..... and then to know that Nigel speaks perfect english.... I love the out takes best.... it shows the human side of Nigel.....

[@twisty8005]

"don't worry, uncle Roger single, I'm confident in my right hand"

[@morpheusandrew5153]

I am confident on both of mine.

[@crocodile._]

Twisty twisty swirl

[@hi-wu7ju]

sorry children

[@devisavage2570]

I died

[@itzsquishy3712]

I still cannot tell if he’s putting on the accent after hearing him say I’m sorry children

[@yo_imarat8189]

The reason Asian food is so good is because they rummaged through their fridge, threw ingredients together and said “BAM, New dish”

[@hiromishisantos9890]

Yeahh it makes canned sardines a fancy dish lol

[@trublgrl]

Watch the master, Jacques Pepin's "Cooking at home" series, he literally does that in every video. Of course, he applies French technique, but it is as you say, creatively using what you have.

[@DC-ru5xz]

You’re not wrong there

[@summerpeach3389]

Well ya ain't wrong tho

[@summerpeach3389]

@@hiromishisantos9890 fr HAHAHAHAHA

[@patricknez7258]

12:06 "Why you hot boxing the duck fat?" 😂

[@crepunponema9360]

HE GOT ME ON THE JAM LMAO

[@moonie510]

You know you’re broke when your rice cooker doesn’t even sing for you

[@elewasajna4904]

@Dean Vennard it's okay just BECOME the rice cooker

[@idkpoke6486]

I literally went to my rice cooker and saw it was the same brand 😂😂

[@myname-mz3lo]

mine is either cook or warm and it works fine

[@antonfelice5284]

we don't even have rice cooker, we use pot and burnt rice on the bottom after cooking lol.

[@cherribomb3054]

@@antonfelice5284 And We Eat Rice With Our Hands

[@monkeysgonna5306]

I don't measure my ingredients as well, my ancestors usually just whisper to me " that's enough my son or that shit be salty as hell"

[@galactuscodm4559]

Well iam Indian we never Ever Measure The Ingredients that Precise but only Like Taking some Quantity

[@trevorreid9142]

I like to ignore that voice cus I like salty stuff

[@univerzlegrowand5935]

A good cook never measures, but a good teacher always does

[@G4MBIT]

Word

[@vanessayan3684]

@@univerzlegrowand5935 agree! I think joshua also intended his video to be a tutorial (well, leaving out the smoke gun, double aged soy sauce and all that stuff that most people don’t have) for other people to recreate it who might not be experienced at all and don’t know how much to throw in. And that’s why he mentioned the measurements!

[@ammie341]

I love comedians that make themselves laugh with their own jokes 😂😂😂😂

[@sensaiglizzygaming-cd4lt]

i like it how uncle roger keeps roasting jamie oliver like jamie oliver will giv me a nitemare some day

[@wilsonkosasih121]

"Ah he used finger, use finger" That's what she said. Sorry children.

[@OHOE1]

Papa Roger !!!! 👀😉💯

[@LindaC616]

Two "sorry, children " in one day! 👏👏👏👏

[@yetti399]

If you use finger shouldn't it be Sorry NO children

[@LindaC616]

@@yetti399 😆

[@yitz3155]

We need max of Sam the cooking guy saying this in the background...

[@StevenHe]

I’m such a failure I can’t make rice without a rice cooker😂😂😂

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

Dont feel bad. None of us can

[@Jaebeombestie]

Lol same

[@stichexsperament6263]

Lmao I can but don't feel bad because making it in a pot is annoying

[@ShadowLimited310]

Rice is notoriously difficult to cook, the cooker just makes it's consistent

[@FlamerzZz]

Being a chinese chef for 4 years and started from bottom first 2 years cooking rice everyday....i can confirm that cooking rice without a rice cooker is super hard(been there done that when the rice cooker died middle of service). When the rice is fully cooked you only have few seconds to switch the fire off cause it burns quickly, or you have to control the fire at the right temperature if not the bottom will burn and the top remains raw. You just eye it but you cant open the lid ! it would fuck the rice up too! Its worse than baking a cake.

[@kyoshinja7134]

This is my favorite episode by far

[@Rayshader]

Wok with Yan's persona magnified, the antics are full on following Stephan Yan's footsteps

[@chubby_cheesecake_cheeks]

"don't worry, Uncle Roger is single. Very confident in my right hand." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@micheller916]

Sorry children XD

[@DavidK16]

Lets see how confident uncle Roger in his right hand when Jamie Oliver in his kitchen 😉

[@zoeismycat]

I was chewing my chicken fried rice right when he said that. Nearly choked. lol

[@Schroedingerfelidae]

As a man who married his right hand. I APROB!😂

[@giggle9959]

*grandma croaks

[@pureskullbruh1296]

Joshua : " add msg to fried rice " Uncle Roger : *Humanity Restore*

[@joharaal-jehani6346]

is that an accidental dark souls reference?

[@hulkamania5071]

@@joharaal-jehani6346 no, purposeful

[@riskyy2657]

*omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* kzbin.info/www/bejne/n2HLaad6ZtmWocU

[@hulkamania5071]

@@riskyy2657 no u didnt

[@pureskullbruh1296]

@Ika Ayu halo :) Salam

[@xJerdan]

i think uncle roger needs to realize that Joshua's vids are cooking videos and tutorials at the same time thats why he telling the amouts

[@onlyamberrr9635]

I think he's putting measurements in case other people ask for recipe, there's always some people that ask for measurements even tho the person cooking is eyeballing it themselves 😂😂 the ones that don't really cook

[@stevexiong602]

“If rice in Jamie Oliver Kitchen, throw away.” -Uncle Roger Biggest diss lmao 😂

[@ZariusFontaine]

The rice or jamie?

[@theletteralpha]

Matthew McCay Both

[@Haz_wizZYT]

@@ZariusFontaine the rice that entered the Jamie environment

[@philchia4764]

Unless risotto. TBF he's an Italian trained chef.

[@variokp7327]

can we talk about how he's voice change when he said "sorry children"

[@toniibaloneyy9265]

I was looking for this comment for forvever😭😭🤣

[@gebycho]

Timestamp?

[@jiawho]

@@gebycho 1:57

[@RamSavage]

That's his original voice 🤣🤣

[@imemen780]

I cant stop laughing that part

[@kellyw5232]

"The way he's loading his smoke gun, I can tell Nephew Joshua smoke weed before!" Lol I was thinking the same thing too!

[@ryujiseiko3097]

I love how Uncle just tastes everything with his eyes

[@brookiepook624]

"And the way he loading this smoke gun, I can tell, nephew Joshua smoke weed before" 😂😂😂

[@aramamikaere9117]

I laughed my ass off at that cause its so true

[@weebthecuber8112]

Uncle Roger starter pack: 1. MSG 2. Haiyaaaaa 3. Use fingaaaa use fingaaaaaaaa 4. Jamie Oliver fried rice is worse than eating toenails Edit: I forgot a lot of things, you guys can add them by replying

[@jackie7518]

You forgot fuiyol

[@lnguyen4982]

@@jackie7518 you have to buy the full version for the fuiyoh feature

[@shurimiguru565]

Sorry children

[@weebthecuber8112]

@@shurimiguru565 oops forgot that one

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

Concerning 4. he would not use "is"

[@JesusChristIsGood]

5:33 Kay cooking belike:The texture of my fried rice is also crispy

[@justinreedflynn]

I have never considered judging my life by my rice cooker. But in an Asian country, perhaps I would. There are so many ways to enjoy & judge this life. Neat!

[@lucidgreen.]

"Of course, you eating salt on crack." I'm howling.

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

Oooof

[@namrathakashid2856]

I saw this comment right when I watched it 😭