Uncle Roger FORCED To Review THE WORST THAI RED CURRY

Auntie Helen send someone to kidnap Uncle Roger and now I have to review Jamie Oliver Thai Red Curry... Niece and nephew help!
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[@mrnigelng]

WE DID IT! Uncle Roger is saved! Now Uncle Roger can go see auntie Esther to film new weejio

[@velpz7426]

Let's goo Uncle Fuiyoh

[@Repticant]

Cool

[@ttyr-]

Hm

[@thewhiterook1010]

haiyaa

[@doomguy909]

Let's go save uncle Roger

[@NickDiGiovanni]

I am so sorry you had to go through this, Uncle Roger.

[@chaseela4739]

Me and Nick thinking the same thing

[@reilnatfek5862]

Ayo it's nick

[@a_gal.in.your.basement]

Raw unseasoned pain

[@nba2781]

Me and Nick and Chase Ela thinking the same

[@corradoladu4377]

😂 you:re a sportsman, Mr Di Giovanni

[@shadow759]

This has been the best episode yet with Jamie Olive oil.

[@habajaba9603]

IKR. He's finally getting into BDSM.

[@spoon_yes]

@@habajaba9603 😩

[@sytherwusky]

Haven’t seen you in a long while

[@rachmatmulia5212]

Plot twist: Jamie purposely made videos like this to torture uncle roger again and again forever, that's jamie's way of getting revenge against uncle roger. LoL

[@tenteench]

I want to die

[@jeetpatel9205]

"use the right amount, not the white amount" is the best quote for chefs

[@annaniskanen2557]

At least when you cook yourself you can do it. Everytime I travel in Thailand I try to ask "thai spicy" foods, when applicable, of course, but I rarely get anything spicy. Mostly I get worried servers coming to me and making sure I am not dying due to the amount of chili while I'm wondering where did they hid that chili. 😂 And I am pretty much as white as it gets. I just like spicy foods... 🥲 (Note: I do not blame servers/cooks in Thailand. I can imagine they have encountered many a tourist who has claimed liking spicy hot food and who has then made a scene when food actually was spicy. I can deal with pretty spicy food and I love it but I get why people are wary of offering me that. :D )

[@RuthfiThomas]

@@annaniskanen2557 cause white people keep on going to the hospital after eating spicy sout east asian food,not just in thailand but all over SEA

[@rootigaroot9922]

depends, but yeah

[@RenSmith1703]

You ching racist, white rice matters.

[@WhatsJamesName]

As a Mexican, I can somehow also hear my ancestors crying watching Jamie Oliver cooking. Just that bad.

[@user-vm1lr3jn5o]

Omg lol

[@Pokemonleafmon]

As an Englishman, I can hear my ancestors cheering Jamie Oliver on and it makes me wanna rip out my DNA

[@CarloTheImmortal]

definitely how I feel seeing white people tacos everywhere

[@clarabp2613]

I'm Spanish but in my house we saw him one peeling potatos in Italy and we were like Uncle Roger "What are you doing to that potato?" He was just taking the potato with the peels, the old woman who was by his side was inner begging to her ancestors to not curse him.

[@DanielShum-mc4qm]

I am Asian

[@dan_was_here9328]

As a Thai person, I was truly horrified.

[@phumratthaphum8146]

Yeah

[@lagomorph770]

I'm not Thai and wanted to vomit looking at that swill!

[@s6nners]

Fax

[@_donno670]

me too ==

[@matthewwhite6286]

I lived in Thailand for almost 20 years and I was showing my mother in-law this video and she was like whats this garbage. When I told her it was a famous chef cooking red curry she just laughed

[@koebiyee2719]

I'm Thai. My aunt cooked for many decades, she's pretty flexible on the ingredients like 'if you don't have this, you can put this instead.' And now even she is deeply offended lol.

[@OK-ix4ft]

I appreciate your aunty 🙏

[@bobcRod]

I am a regular at an "asian" restaurant, where they mainly serve westernized chinese food, the owners are vietnamese and they put pineapple in every thai curry they have on the menu. is this a thing at all in thailand? i really dont like it.

[@bhanuwatchansuksett3005]

@@bobcRod No, absolutely not. Only a few very specific dishes can have pineapple in them. Some may try fusion it. If it turns out to be good then we won't complain but our taste standard is the highest in the world. You can trust me on that.

[@bornonnovember]

​@@bobcRod There's Pineapple Curry, Roast Duck Curry that we put pineapples to contrast some taste and flavor from the main ingredient.

[@maxistdopz4293]

@@bobcRod Only Thai Curry with pineapple that I know is Yellow Curry from Southern Thailand. There probably some specific pineapple curry menu but, most of the thai curry menus dont have fruit in it. For most of the curry paste, lots of chilli, shrimp paste and some other herbs.

[@FebruaryHas30Days]

0% Thai 100% spoiled

[@dylonjackson6848]

Jamie Oliver really is the cooking definition of Steven Segal 😂

[@vinterkriger]

Best analogy EVER!

[@ondrejlukac5769]

Even though I despise him as Putins bitch He Is more skilled in martial Art than most actors doing action movies. David Carradine who stole a role from Bruce Lee would more suit this role.

[@kurtcometa4818]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Clinton-bm2ku]

Or a normal rat

[@Infodumptruck]

Hey Jamie Oliver doesn't simp for authoritarianism at least😂

[@bengalsbungle]

Jamie Oliver went to a Thai Restaurant, looked at the menu, saw that there were 3 chlilies for green curry to indicate spice and 1 for the red one and decided that's the amount of chillies he will use for his cooking😂

[@SparklerMs]

Loool

[@plantlady42069]

This is the best description. The only description.

[@twcsebrina]

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA my Thai ancestors are crying rn

[@Phnx-ps4kd]

Lol

[@oli.y]

God tier comment

[@splashor6361]

I like how he still calls the kidnapper his nephew

[@asiad.mcclain7345]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rasmim231]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@osmo21]

Nephew kidnapper

[@kyrianalutu5050]

Such a lovely bloke!

[@rinadeviwijayanthi1624]

Well.. he can tied up THE uncle Roger, it's a special achievement because he's lucky enough to not being knock-out by a wok yet 😂😂

[@jinyihsu1725]

I'm not Thai, but I've been making red and green curry paste for the past 20 years. For red curry paste, I use 10 red hot peppers; for green, I use 20~25 hot green peppers. It's not difficult to find correct recipes online.

[@Krazymarmo]

for those keeping score: To make red curry paste (no need to be overly accurate with ingredient): ➤ dry red chilies - about 50 chilies normal spice, 100 or so for spicy ➤ white pepper - 1 TBL spoon ➤ salt - 1 TBL spoon ➤ fresh turmeric - 1 TBL spoon ➤ coriander root - about 2 TBL spoon ➤ galangal - 1/2 cup ➤ lemongrass - 1/2 cup ➤ kaffir lime zest - 1 limes worth ➤ baby shallot - 1 cup ➤ garlic - 1 cup ➤ shrimp paste - heaped TBL spoon (if you gonna make this in a pestle and mortar start with small/dry and graduate to big/wet ingredients, i.e start with white pepper and add shallots toward the end. Make sure to always add Gapi/shrimp paste at the end because it's kind of gummy and can be a bit hard to work with if added at the beginning) VS Jamie "I'm experiencing dementia" Oliver ➤ fresh red chili - 1 sad, lonely, divorced red (presumably due to high blood pressure, heart disease and constant embarrassment) chili ➤ ginger ➤ coriander leaves - the difference between the leaf and root is big. The leave has a sharper more herbal taste while the root is almost soft and creamy. Hard to describe but completely un-substitutable. ➤ olive oil - doesn't exist in Thai cuisine. ➤ tomato paste - doesn't exist in Thai cuisine ➤ roasted peppers - doesn't exist in Thai cuisine ➤ 2 sad cloves of garlic, i imagine the single chili's drinking buddies down at the pub ➤ soy sauce - he used 'table' or dipping soy sauce. Which is much saltier and has lower flavour concentrated in it, otherwise it'd be like dipping your food in Bovril/Marmite, it's too intense. 'cooking' soy has more flavour and less salt. You can substitute if you have to although it's not going to give you as much soy flavour before you hit the salt ceiling. But if you're a professional chef showing people how to cook perhaps you should know stuff like this. ➤ kaffir lime leaves - so close, it was the lime that the leaves were attached to that you needed. Specifically the zest. ➤ fish sauce - you should avoid high heat and fish sauce because it denatures it and it gets a rather strong and unpleasant odour. Since you typically cook (like you might brown chicken in a pot) your curry paste first before anything else, therefor exposing the fish sauce to extremely high temperatures. Some curry dishes even require not even using oil and scraping the shit out the pan to keep stuff from burning (Kua Kling curry for example) What's similar between Thai red curry paste and Jamie Oliver's "Thai" red curry paste: ➤ red chili (although you should use loads, Jamie just used 1. And you should use dry chili or end up with red curry sauce) ➤ garlic (you need like 50 cloves not 2. It's just a mindless misunderstanding of the cuisine) CONGRATULATIONS JAMIE, you got 0 (i'm not counting 1 chili and 2 garlic as a win) out of 11. He literally didn't get one thing right. How in god's fuck can you call it Thai red curry. It's got nothing to do with Thai red curry at all. Quite literally. Btw to finish the curry it's pretty easy. Cook your curry paste with a bit of coconut milk. Once nice and caramelized (not sure if caramelized but it should be browner and reduced) add the rest of the coconut milk. Bring to boil then add your protein typically chicken, pork, fish or prawns but go nuts. Cook till protein is done. add blood jelly (if you want) and eggplant (the little ones the size of marbles and some golf ball sized ones cut in half) and cook for about 5 minutes. Lastly, add some thinly sliced red and orange spur chilies and thai basil (ho la pa), not thai holy basil (gra pao), BIG difference between the two and finally add fish sauce. Stir around for a minute and then serve. You can use water to reduce some calories instead of coconut milk. But don't go over like 50/50 or you're just missing the point. 20/80 would be fine. 0/100 is the full experience. this is not traditional but I add a teaspoon of palm sugar just for a little balance. Honestly, has Jamie even seen a Thai red curry. I know how Italians feel when you put pineapple on pizza now

[@hoomanwhomaydraw]

People: Scared of ghosts, spiders etc. Uncle Roger: Screaming at the thought of Jamie Oliver’s dishes

[@hydradragon1022]

Forget about the bot. You're right. Uncle Roger really scared of Jamie's dishes and so do I. Imagine looking for delicious recipes but end up by Jamie. I lost my appetize right away. 😭😔

[@user-ty5di3ku6o]

To be fair, WHAT THE HELL EVEN WAS THAT?

[@anumnum2012]

O i commented that but didnt get the idea from this

[@helaineudia]

🤣🤣🤣

[@imnotpaidenoughforthiscrap3513]

@@hydradragon1022 true af, I would happily rather drink poison than eat any of those monstrosities cooked up by the modern Frankenstein, Jamie Oliver

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Use the right amount, not the white amount" Ngl that made me laugh my ass off

[@whatislovebabydonthurtme3509]

Damn 2 minutes ago...

[@dantzel1848]

IM EARLY

[@toiletg7954]

i have heard that a million times

[@oceanmanefibc1743]

I found you amazing bastard

[@Shadows_37]

One of my favorite quotes

[@ethanhoward389]

1:21 Hear me out, okay...hear me out.... i think...just maybe... "a heaped teaspoon" is actually just a tablespoon...change my mind

[@dannyhumberstone9407]

I have burnt my 2 Jamie Olive Oil "cook" books. Please Uncle Roger. We need more of your cook books.😢

[@michaelislas4475]

The fact that Uncle Roger now has more subscribers than Jamie Olive Oil is the icing on this cake.

[@jlmunny]

Yes!

[@drog911_]

yesh

[@RajuMoorpani]

Fuiyoh

[@garybrown8846]

It is the shrimp paste to my instant ramen

[@RajuMoorpani]

@@garybrown8846 the M.S.G to my fried rice

[@TheGennen]

Even the kidnapper gets a nephew title but Jamie Oliver doesn't deserve any title.

[@Ax-xo4ux]

Kidnapper hasn’t made any cooking crimes that Uncle Rodger knows So Nephew

[@kieranperreaultdit-morin9262]

"if by secret, you mean wrong, then you correct!" a beautiful phrase

[@aarontan2984]

When I worked in a Thai restaurant, I worked under a chef named Chef Achara who had the habit of smacking the wrists of trainee chefs with a wooden spatula if they were caught putting the wrong ingredients into any of the recipes. If Jamie had been in his kitchen, I suspect he might have used his chopper instead.

[@AyamKegendutan]

really hope jamie be his trainee. No more fusion confusion

[@michaelarevilla4929]

I can feel the pain

[@ramenfan0]

Chainsaw is better

[@kuyawanseu267]

Cast iron pan more better

[@Pyret-kw6cs]

IMAO haha

[@korstmahler]

Decent Thai exporters: **Makes curry paste in a jar that at least has the right ingredients** Jamie Oliver: 'I'm just going to ignore that.'

[@kym28]

Exactly! And they're pretty good too. Ingredients are correct

[@Masamasso]

Hey , the curry paste Thai people made is actually a good one .you can buy it and cook the coconut milk throw it in and season . Bam! 100,000 times Better than Jamie’s.

[@BigyetiTechnologies]

Even that Blue Dragon ref curry paste from the supermarket is better

[@my_man0493]

Jamie Olive oil*

[@user-lv7ph7hs7l]

@@kym28 Which brands to you prefer? I just started doing Thai curries, currently found one good asia online market that has a lot of Thai curry pastes made in Thailand but only one brand (Cock brand hehe).

[@ReuZ1o]

I rarely comment on any YT but you are good Roger ! You really do know how to cook Thai Food, love your channel!

[@sumboide4204]

I just love the way you edit in the preparation for upload, and talking to the editor ha ha

[@Raienya]

Ex-Auntie Helen should be arrested for making Uncle Roger do this. This is cruel and inhuman punishment.

[@Lumkie]

Somebody must call the UN

[@yoshigameboy621]

Lmao😂

[@zephirothia]

Let's start a petition

[@grrrlgeek2536]

Drag her to the Hague!

[@petrakurnia6772]

This is avengers level threat

[@Paladin2555]

Plot twist: Auntie Helen actually left Uncle Roger for Jamie Oliver, and all his bad recipes are purely Helen’s attempt behind the scenes to crush Uncle Roger’s spirit.

[@drog911_]

hmmm, adds up

[@somerandomdude2584]

yes

[@heactuallyexists]

Lore moment

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Headcannon accepted

[@SomeDeadSamurai]

AUNTY HELEN JAMIE OLIVER LORE

[@yoanhristov1600]

I think it was inevitable that Jamie Oliver would go bankrupt. Sometimes, I feel like this dude doesn't know sh*t about cooking, wakes up, and is like "hey, today I'm going to ruin another traditional dish"...

[@pinkywinkyx]

Loved the intro! Everyone needs an aunty Helen! 🎉

[@vincenzosplate]

You and Jamie are best friends and he doesnt know it yet

[@sigmablock]

Ciao Vincenzo! Any chance you’d collaborate again with Uncle Roger if he visits AU?

[@bnglyt]

Vincenzo and Uncle Rodger collab

[@iPhong]

Not only you're Italian traditionalist on most of the Italian cuisine, you're also interested with Asian and American cuisine as well. Fuiyoh~~~

[@raywong3671]

hahha

[@manalittlesis]

🤣

[@galahad695]

not even 5 seconds in and i'm already laughing. even kidnapped, uncle roger's leg stays up XD this is too good

[@deezelkane]

usain bolt of phuccing up LOL

[@aarphi1984]

Not for long lol

[@bridgeprincessismywaifu1025]

@@dp1488dp new follower huh?

[@NovaAventurineKanroji]

@@dp1488dp Jamie Oliver fanboy. Just continue bad cooking and go away :P

[@deezelkane]

@@dp1488dp Jamie, is that you ? haven’t you got some chilli jam to make ?

[@katfan402]

I'm so sorry you had to go through that! That is beyond torture!

[@Spankypenguin1]

I gave up on Jamie when I watched him cook root vegetables in a wood fired pizza oven and he called the charcoal briquettes he pulled out "caramelised"

[@horrorcookie1452]

I love how the RED curry look's more like GREEN curry than the actual GREEN curry he made 🤣🤣

[@zek5456]

but they say its orange soup🤣🤣

[@soupyy2195]

FRR

[@TonyTouch23]

That is why he added the tomato purée 😅 wasn’t enough

[@zek5456]

@@TonyTouch23 and pepper

[@Blackdragon99omfg]

Stop. We are not ready for that burn :D

[@DanGolag]

Crushing garlic into a food processor is one of the most confusing things I've ever seen.

[@ApothecaryTerry]

Based on the output, that's not a food processor, it's a diarrhoea maker.

[@rifwann]

When you torture food processor you still need to crush things individually..

[@oppysurya3158]

@@ApothecaryTerry lmao

[@ameersyazly]

@@ApothecaryTerry LMAOOOO

[@Jsingle911]

@DJ SuperVitamin wow did you think of this stupid post all by yourself?

[@justingoina2016]

As a white person from eastern Europe, I would like to apologize for the sins of our western counterparts.

[@AbdullahKingMaccroni]

I mean Asian white people would Still look at Europe and westerners and be disappointed

[@shivani6612]

Cannot stop viewing your videos @ Uncle Roger . Too entertainment and your expressions 🤣

[@marinevet4131]

Everytime he says, "Nephew kidnapper" I laugh more then I probably should.

[@glenand6889]

Same this episode had me cracking throughout the whole thing.

[@yuting386]

thats what i wanna comment 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@mirandaandrews2872]

same

[@tammylaronde8593]

🤣🤣🤣

[@verentyee5413]

I give Uncle Roger credit for doing something different this episode. This weejio has a comedy suspense feel instead of a sponsor.

[@peppamintyy]

At this point, I genuinely believe that Jamie Oliver’s existence is to simply annoy Uncle Roger

[@deezelkane]

And provide us with entertainment

[@mrtubakapro2949]

*jamie oliver’s cooking

[@rachkate76]

And to make a nob out of every culture’s food- especially Asian.

[@k.mafnan656]

You mean Jamie olive oil°

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

when he's not annoying Gordon Ramsay

[@little_a]

I’m Polish, but whenever I eat food that’s not my culture I try to eat it as accurate as it’s cooked in the culture so I can understand it better not taking out a few peppers because it’s too spicy

[@TheCozinessCode]

Most creative call for subscribers I’ve seen in a while. Nice job! :)

[@gregoryschmidt1233]

The sad part is that "chef" Oliver is giving his core audience exactly what they expect - the illusion that they're making "exotic" Asian cuisine, whilst not challenging their pallette in the slightest. Reminds me of the "pizza" we'd get as kids in rural northern Wisconsin back in the 60's. Basically dough with ketchup and breakfast sausage. Italian food! Fancy!

[@GavinPetty]

What the hell, I'm so sorry you had to go through that torture of being fed a fake pizza back then.

[@tonyclown]

Right, a german celebrity chef sells this cheap flat bottom so called "wok pans" to his disciples, so they can cook "authentic asian food" And to make it even more authentic he sells a ridiculously overpriced "one for all" soy sauce of his own brand.

[@jenniferallen4420]

That "pizza" made me shudder to hear about and imagine.

[@luce9264]

Check out recent comments. Some of the mobs are really as what you said.

[@zariuspittsburgh6152]

That pizza makes me say hiyaa

[@projectzerodawn9228]

i tried jamie's recipe with my family, after 5 minutes of trying his food we all agreed to get mcdonalds.

[@LMAO4real]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@bashtheloser]

yes as a malaysian my thai ancestors are crying it taste garbage

[@m.ridwanrandingalamsyah981]

Lmao

[@kurorolo]

More like "we all went to hospital" lol

[@joebenzz]

oof

[@wreakhavok4833]

5:21 I think you’re missing a few 9s there.

[@user-zv3ij7ri8v]

i had the captions on because my abuela can’t hear well and had to turn them off when he said prawn 😭😭 6:46

[@slickmania5614]

R/thathappened

[@heidiOhhhRaRa]

I'm not even Thai but I'm pretty sure the red color shouldn't come from tomato but the chili 😂 That was really heartbreaking

[@eekooj]

his curry isn't even red 💀

[@keithphilbin3054]

Green curry, green chillies. Red curry, yup you guessed it ! 🌶

[@syaredzaashrafi1101]

@@keithphilbin3054 but apparently jamie olive oil not

[@gamingwithanoob]

@@keithphilbin3054 blue chilies

[@toriless]

@@eekooj It is pale green

[@jcolinmizia9161]

“Use the right amount, not the white amount.” Love this for describing heat levels!

[@MonsieurTrinity]

I have no such weaknesses!

[@tatecheddar]

One should never blanket statement. I'm white as fuck and I eat Carolina Reapers for breakfast. Heat is life.

[@oooooollllllll]

local indian place actually has "american hot" and "indian hot" as options

[@joshuagauntlett8724]

@@tatecheddar white fragility

[@D_D_L]

@@oooooollllllll lol

[@wilko871]

Little reminder that after Jamie's self righteous healthy school meals thing, he went straight onto selling bacon rolls at petrol stations! 😂

[@georgeclyde7904]

I just discovered Uncle Roger today!! I’ve binge watched!!! Freakin hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@severindupuche2232]

I've used a garlic crusher before, worst thing ever for mincing garlic, because half the garlic gets left behind, and it's hell to clean

[@ralphanthonyespos9417]

Why not just use a knife, right?

[@danaliu3295]

If you get a good one if actually works well. But yes still hell to clean 😆 it's useful for hot pot though

[@sweepingtime]

I got one of those kitchen doodads that's supposed to chop garlic but the garlic pieces just stay inside the device, you know, where all the sharp, sharp blades are hiding. When people invented the kitchen knife they got it right the first time.

[@bewd4310]

I have to use it as I can’t get rid of the smell of garlic from my hands and rub eyes when i wake up. Not fun 😆

[@kieraruibabyz4664]

Even a pairing knife works better than garlic crusher

[@theletteralpha]

0:41 1 (Cutting Lemon Grass from Soft End) 1:01 2 (Hitting Lemon Grass) 1:15 3 (Food Processor) 1:21 4 (Tomato Puree) 2:00 5 (Red Peppers) 2:23 6 (Coriander) 2:29 7 (One Chilli) 2:30 8 (Garlic) 3:00 9 (Garlic Crusher) 3:34 10 (Lime Leaves) 3:56 11 (Olive Oil) 4:02 12 (Soy Sauce) 4:47 13 (Dry Spice) 4:52 14 (Shrimp Paste) 5:03 15 (Fish Sauce) 5:27 16 (Sesame Oil) 5:59 17 (Olive Oil on Pan) 6:03 18 (Using All of the Paste) 6:12 19 (Prawns) 6:53 20 (Sugar Snap Peas) 7:33 21 (Coconut Milk) 7:40 22 (More Coriander) 7:47 23 (Lime Juice) RESULTS: Mistakes: 23 Time of Video: 297 seconds Mistakes per Second: 7.744107744108 x 10^-2

[@dewisudiastuti6198]

Lol now this is a record, I would be too horrified to even take note of the time stamp. To keep my insanity I refuse to watch it for the second time 😂

[@killersidewinder]

You just cant argue with the maths lol

[@dylansantos1643]

Actually you have made some mistakes here. Here are the things you got right and wrong Mistake 1, Correct Mistake 2, correct Mistake 3, correct Mistake 4, correct Mistake 5, correct Mistake 6, correct Mistake 7, correct Mistake 8, wrong Mistake 9, correct Mistake 10, correct Mistake 11, correct Mistake 12, correct Mistake 13, wrong, should be no dry spices Mistake 14, wrong, should be no shrimp paste Mistake 15, fish sauce is used for cooking the curry but you’re correct Mistake 16, correct Mistake 17, correct Mistake 18, if we are make a lot of portions of red curry it would make sense to use all of it, so you’re not right but also not wrong. Mistake 19, prawns you cook in red curry itself, but you’re correct Mistake 20, correct Mistake 21, wrong Mistake 22, correct Mistake, 23 correct Here are the mistakes you missed Ginger instead of galangal No salt

[@losthor1zon]

@@dylansantos1643 - He did actually comment on the ginger, and he did say "galangal" though I didn't understand at the time (my first time hearing the term).

[@bloxyfrost5479]

Cool

[@victorsantiagojr5913]

This is more green than his Thai Green Curry video

[@sofiawrites]

going on an uncle roger binge and my favorite weejios are definitely him roasting JAMie OLIVE OIL 😂🤭

[@MichelleFast]

It wouldn’t be as much of a problem if he just called it something else. Hell, call it “Jamie’s Tomato Curry” but don’t call it “THAI Red Curry”

[@ojs5988]

I was just thinking this. Why can't they just call it something else instead of insulting people's cultures

[@sm00gzbear]

Wouldn't that still be an insult to curry and tomatos?

[@usmh]

Reminds me of when Gordon Ramsay put green peas in a carbonara * smh *

[@MichelleFast]

@@sm00gzbear it’s barely tomato and barely a curry, but it is 100% not Thai. I do like calling it orange soup

[@PuchimonExtreme]

@@usmh At least that is Carbonara plus 1 Unnecessary ingredient. This is Thai Red Curry minus Thai Red Curry plus everything wrong.

[@SabvachiLeng]

"British orange soup" 😭😭 Jamie Olive Oil, never fails to disappoint everyone 😂

[@pixelamogus964]

lol still lol it's still lol yup still lol fine bruh

[@yashdevkar9319]

@@pixelamogus964 got me

[@JohnDoe-uz2yt]

You can tell the recipe is wrong when he uses ingredients that are no where close to the country of origin

[@MattO_78]

They say mistakes make you stronger, and this man is a god

[@letslearnthai]

It's a nightmare for Thai Red Curry.

[@sallybalkin8507]

I feel so sorry for Thai Red Curry. I just hope it doesn't hate all us white people now, but I would understand if it did.

[@supermaster-jz4di]

Hey thai girl 😏 how much for a massage?

[@toazethegecko]

Indeed 😔

[@markoz673bajen8]

Thai: Do you have MSG ? Brit in Thai Store: Sorry we don't sell guns here mate.

[@laginw]

White people like to put "Thai" in their own version of foods and it's a nightmare to our Thai people

[@neezeep2170]

As a Thai, this Jamie cooking is crushing my heart in pieces. How dare he claims that is Thai food.

[@lazirmodernwarung1315]

i knew the feeling.. when he cooked nasi goreng.. disgusting

[@Krischan04]

He often times at least has the decency to call it "his quick/easy version" of...which is still weird in many cases. I have the constant feeling that he could've done the "spirit" of asian cusine more justice, but you get why he does certain things for example the usage of a food processor. What drives me nuts is his olive oil addiction and him cutting herbs.

[@ilgufo1146]

He does the same with italian food. That man is so disappointing.

[@lucasolsson7346]

@@ilgufo1146 indeed, so many chefs from northern europe just ruin italian food. A bolognese will always take hours to cook and there are 0 spices in it.

[@ShadowAraun]

@@Krischan04 the food processor makes sense, these are supposed to appeal to the masses and the masses don't own a mortar and pestle. the tomato... the olive oil... ONE FUCKING CHILI? I'M WHITER THAN THE NEXT GUY, I DISAPPEAR IN A FUCKING BLIZZARD, AND I WOULD HAVE ADDED EASILY 30 CHILI TO THAT. IF IT AINT GOT KICK. IT AINT WORTH IT.

[@breaknfiction21]

This is similar to what the chefs at my culinary school did. I wanted to cry. If it was red, they thought you could put it in the Kimchi Recipe. They put sriracha and sambal into Kimchi….

[@busymama1981]

Hey, Uncle Roger !! I absolutely love your channel! I'm a new white neice to your group.. I am learning a few things from you!! And I thank u for that.I do have a garlic press.but I don't use it very often. I am epileptic so if I'm having a hard time hanging onto things, a knife isn't always my friend..... that's where a garlic press comes in handy!! Thanks for being u!

[@elariel01]

I'm white Scottish and somewhere in the shadows of my genes, the cavemen who would split off to become thai are sobbing in silent pain.

[@coolbreeze3793]

Loooooool.

[@upulikaushalya746]

This comment is criminally underrated. We need more likes

[@sweatshirtguy3424]

Fucking hilarious lmao

[@babyramses5066]

Why is this so funny 😂 A+

[@DeezNuts-]

best comment ive seen, You have won the internet!!!

[@verentyee5413]

"Jamie Oliver cooking so bad, even his food processor give up on him." - Uncle Roger, 2022

[@Kurama420]

WHERE'S THE MSG???? SO WEAK..... FAILURE

[@zreplaysguides]

I'm dead 😂

[@DonutsIceCreamAndCottenCandy]

He even used a metal spoon in the non stick pan

[@elizensiado4130]

It’s “Jamie Olive Oil” actually

[@verentyee5413]

@@Kurama420 *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE* !!

[@hectorguy5687]

The thumbnail always gets me every time! 😂

[@raquelobvi]

We need a Jamie Oliver -uncle Roger collab immediately. Make it happen people

[@kotchapakmaneechote2062]

This needs to happen, just so Uncle Roger teaches Jamie Oliver how to cook Asian food the right way.

[@kingslayer_david502]

Uncle Roger being borderline horrified instead of just annoyed is a really nice change of pace for these review type videos. Awesome stuff!

[@arasavulii174]

“All our ancestor crying, Uncle Roger need to avenge them!!!!!!1!!!” Is all I say to that…

[@vangohsears]

*weejios

[@vikstar123.4]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mH2nkGlndqaClbc it finally here

[@Djellowman]

bottom of the barrel content. only lobotomized troglodytes watch this for fun

[@munawarahmohdzainal7968]

Believe it, uncle roger review on any James video, 90% is genuine reaction, different from his usual comedic and savage reaction.

[@diem8425]

It cracks me up that his "Thai red curry" is GREENER than his "Thai green curry"! What in the world???

[@haydenplayschess]

true

[@thefoxyscentury]

Omg I am dying. This is the funniest I've seen yet.

[@Elpollo555]

Rip uncle Roger may you rest in peace

[@becgould3772]

As a Aussie who's eaten a lot of curry, that was the saddest curry and possibly the weakest curry I've ever seen.

[@COBRAC0MMANDER]

i don't think it should be classified as curry at all.

[@fjalac9661]

Why curry so weak? So weak?

[@ChillkittzGT]

literally one chili too. I'm used to my mom making some spicy curry for supper.

[@katakaraabhishek2305]

Imagine being Indian...... Yes iam and iam crying 😭😭😭

[@robertbeisert3315]

That wasn't a curry. That was wet vegetables.

[@victoriamartines5030]

I am not an expert (not even amateur) in Thai Red Curry, and still Oliver's recipe and execution made me wonder if he haven't used black magic in making everyone thinking he's a chef.

[@ethanbridglal2203]

Simply, Yes.

[@kikyamelie288]

Black magic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@arielnarrow4122]

Maybe he is chef for white people with their dish and asian dish like cryptonite for him.. he really fucked up , i am fasting now but i don't feel tempting even a little for his dish haiyaaa

[@jaruakijal3128]

*White Magic

[@kingdomdani]

His specialization is Italian cuisine, not Asian cuisine. That's for sure.

[@NoobLevi2]

Your editor looks so nice

[@MADMAN-bg3zj]

Hi uncle! I really love you Jaime Olive Oil episodes especially when uncle wants to put down leg from cher.

[@ooinkssies1142]

“Review it properly. It’s Jamie Oliver, he must have made some mistake.” I just choked on my soda.

[@luisozuna6456]

Not to mention, it was literally the very first thing he did

[@Storytellerviiixi]

LOL

[@nasrun119]

Note to self: Never binge watch Uncle Roger's videos before studying, or you'll read everything in his voice. HAYIAA

[@BoB-qp2ze]

Bruh true

[@justahappytroll]

Lmao

[@chelleyroberts]

I dunno…you might get higher retention levels

[@ugyentenzin9488]

yep

[@Krakaet]

Isaac Newton discovered gravity -- fuiyohhh!

[@k.loucombs7877]

Went to subscribe to save Uncle Roger, then I realized I already subscribed. I have no recollection of subscribing, so I can only assumed I did it by accident while laughing so hard I passed out and slammed my face on the screen. Rip old screen.

[@aswler]

Amazing. Thanks to nephew kidnapper for forcing uncle to do this.

[@Rackcoon929]

You don't even have to be Asian to be offended

[@demonking86420]

Only people not offended are followers of Jamie Olive oil

[@Stellaaa1989]

Yes thank you for saying that!!

[@OblivionCrownJr]

Yes lmao

[@Muiperson]

Yes

[@blvckstriker5439]

You made it. 🤣

[@gracelungu5643]

The video was so horrible that uncle Rodger forgot to give us a dirty joke and a sorry children 😂

[@darkmo1959]

Jaimie Olive Oil video is too dirty already..

[@ShadsinOz]

@@darkmo1959 No, there is a difference between dirty and just plain sick. Poor Uncle Roger and us for having to watch this. Will be scary to see have Jamie Olive Oil stuffs up next. Maybe take him back to basics and get him to cook a piece of toast, which I am sure he will fail at as well.

[@saradauchiha7112]

Yes🤣

[@BlickWinker]

🤣

[@Dizmo215]

True 😆

[@Nbrother1607]

Today I was shopping at my local Tesco Lotus (I mean Lotus's) when I saw a manual food processor; you have to keep pushing the button to get it to spin

[@jamesredacted9823]

"1 point to Jamie, so now he have negative 9999 points" got me rolling on the ground

[@MinaKinomoto]

To be fair for Jamie: Let's compare Jamie's paste with Thai red curry paste's base ingredient 1. shrimp paste (not use) 2. dry chilies (use just 1 is too less if you want to take the seed out use more than 20.I pretend he doesn't use it) 3. small shallot (not use) 4. galangal (not use) 5. kaffir lime zest (not use) 6. salt (not use) 7. coriander's root (not use) 8. white peppercorn (not use) 9. garlic (correct) 10. lemongrass (correct) Ok . It's about 20% correct. This shit is not Thai red curry at all. Damn it Jamie just learn from your Thai chef friend or Internet before make tutorial HAIYAA

[@supanutsinphatsirikul117]

it cannot be 20% correct when the correct parts are not the main ingredients.

[@theherk]

What about the stuff he did put in that isn't on the list? That must lower the percent. Like tomato paste.

[@shreyamallya5022]

@@theherk mainly the snow pea 😂 😂

[@MinaKinomoto]

@@supanutsinphatsirikul117 haha sure I knew it because I'm Thai person who can make many Thai curry paste (I used to be sous chef).

[@MinaKinomoto]

​@@theherk 20% I talk about I mean if he make it again with same ingredient. Only 20% of basic ingredient is correct.

[@mickeymaus1]

“…this is British orange soup.” that killed me 😂

[@larissabrglum3856]

Even calling it orange is a bit generous. My first thought when I started the video was "That's BROWN"

[@mikerusby]

he also strains the mixture through his own socks for added flavour

[@-feegaroo-4414]

Did anybody see that he switched pans? when he pours olive oil in the pan, it's clean, bright, brand new almost. When the paste goes in it's already dirty and used AF.

[@israelsanchez5779]

My Thai girlfriend was crying and making fun of him at the same time. And she slapped me for watching this manslaughter going on.

[@proudfatherofadeadweightso5715]

Jamie olive oil deserved that slap , why she slapped you?

[@Im_fOiVe-gn2mu]

Stop watching Jamie olive oil ...ur girlfriend gonna dump u

[@generalabz5684]

@@proudfatherofadeadweightso5715 Its a common female Asian thing, playfully hitting someone is their way of showing endearment haha, you'll notice it too if you find yourself around Asian people more often!

[@BaresEatBeats]

Jamie _HAS_ to be trolling Uncle Roger at this point 😂 If he is, it’s genius. If he isn’t… 😐

[@febaburga]

It’s an old pre-Uncle Roger video of his, so definitely not trolling.

[@BaresEatBeats]

@@febaburga Then it’s actually just shameful, lol. Seriously (and I really like Jamie, but he really does let his Italian influence get in the way of authenticity).

[@PhantomObserver]

Sigh. Context: This video was first published in 2015. The infamous fried rice with chili jam video was published in 2020. Looks like Unk is going through Jamie’s KZbin back catalogue to scrape up content to lambaste. Mainly because Jamie’s learned his lesson (from Spanish paella fans) and isn’t doing that many takes on “ethnic” cuisine anymore.

[@darkangel5672]

@@PhantomObserver I mean if you’ve realised you’ve fucked up with ethnic food that is anything but ethnic, it might be a good idea to review your older content, you know just in case you’ve done something embarrassing like that

[@jisezer]

@@BaresEatBeats no, no... He lets his white superiority complex get in the way of respecting others' cultures.

[@raquelobvi]

Uncle Roger, you should try to make one of Jamie olive oils recipes and review it

[@dannywinget]

I think Jaime Oliver is just doing this on purpose at this point.

[@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358]

Repent to Jesus Christ “for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus.” ‭‭Romans‬ ‭3:23-24‬ ‭NIV‬‬ J

[@sometimessnarky1642]

Trolling uncle Roger.

[@alifelessrock48]

@@seekhimwithallyourheartand3358 Tell that to Jamie Oliver

[@Greenverse88]

My exact thoughts

[@larrymoore9174]

That’s what I was thinking too, specially when Jamie made sure to mention ONE red chili 🤣

[@A.H.C.]

Jamie really is out there cooking like he can't sense the looming threat of millions of slippers pointing in his direction. 😂

[@22martinez1]

We will send him to Jesus.

[@acegames2995]

Yes

[@kanikagaral7637]

I swear. Like why r u so confident bro

[@nikolakostadinovic2783]

He is englishman... They fought wars for spices but never used single one of them..

[@twoleftsright]

I came here to say "I will send you to Jesus" and someone already had. Dammit.

[@user-ep8fk4bj2l]

i watching these jamie olive oil weejios so much i'm memorising what Uncle Roger saying.

[@mysticseraph2213]

"Use the right amount, not the white amount". So totally adopting that phrase, Uncle Roger. Best description of it, ever.

[@iris4547]

only if youre a racist.

[@austinchenaustin1896]

the funiest thing about jamie oliver's thai red curry is that it isn't thai and isn't red and definitely ain't curry. it should be called "lemon tomato corriander white people prawn".

[@kakyoin5713]

1 chilli

[@NoName-it4uu]

with sugar snap peas..seasoned with uncle rogers' tears

[@Shuang_Shuang]

@@NoName-it4uu that's when he added salt

[@joshuadalton6063]

Actually this was from his 15 or 30 minute meals taped almost a decade ago. It is obviously nowhere near the traditional, on the other hand you could never do a proper thai red curry that fast.

[@rodwithout5850]

im surprised he didn’t put chili jam in because it is also red

[@user-re9do8iy2b]

2:17 Sounds like an ad for a certain blend-tek product

[@thattrickytrickster612]

I get the impression that this skit just devolved into Nigel getting genuinely confused and pissed at Oliver, but he’s still in character.

[@theinvisiblewoman5709]

I thoughts the chef Mantra was never to waste food. lol he wasted a lot with his veggie soup curry.

[@herpderp1322]

Seeing Uncle Roger tied up just does something for us.

[@soggyfritter]

Uncle Roger with rope lingere in tank top would break his channel 🤣

[@goddessanahata5276]

Sorry children lol

[@uglybetty8747]

Yeah I thought I clicked on wrong vid for a few secs 😂

[@cuhm]

true, I had to bought new pants

[@whatinthegoddamn2353]

@Eddy shibari

[@ChristianWalus]

uncle roger was so dissatisfied he didn't bother to put his leg back up again

[@circeciernova1712]

Oh, yum, can we get more of that opening?

[@superiorkey2186]

As a Thai, when he puts olive oil in I can hear my ancestors crying and sobbing. Edit: 2.1K likes thank you guys!!

[@evryatis9231]

@@chese4222 my god stop the victimisation and the bow down act

[@chese4222]

@@evryatis9231 im saying that jamie oliver is a horrid chef. i am sorry if i offended you at all

[@chese4222]

@@evryatis9231 im really sorry.

[@chese4222]

@@evryatis9231 please just let me keep the speck of my mental health that’s left

[@wildlifewarrior2670]

Good for you

[@Takomuchii-Cookie.Dep.Intern]

"This Thai red curry no Thai, no red, and not curry." --Uncle Roger, 2022

[@ceaciruleonardadrian3585]

I approve of this

[@someguy215]

"This British, orange soup." --Uncle Roger, 2022