We Could Be on QVC | This B | Ep

[@Mackb077]

Thank god Kim called out Nikki Minaj. I’ve been confused how everyone is so good with it lmao

[@nextbizzy]

It was super weird how Sarah just glossed over what Kim said about it.

[@Mackb077]

@@nextbizzy it’s that Hollywood cult stuff, don’t talk about it if you want to excel

[@KINGOFTHETHRILL86]

Oh my God the genuine concern in Kim's voice when Sarah reveals her unread email account has me f****** crying laughing

[@AshleeNicole25]

“”I’ve never seen 3 women who need to eat 🐱 more” 😂🤣This is the best dynamic in comedy. Such a funny ep.

[@johnblandersen1626]

How does this show keep getting better every time I watch?! Seriously, this has been great from the beginning, but what this has become is absolute podcast perfection. The soundboard is RAD. The chemistry is strong. I appreciate show very much. Thanks, Hunnays.

[@nephrotoxick8]

Y'all make my morning commute more fun ❤

[@lindermessi7]

Home shopping network sales was fantastic 😂

[@Zopf-international]

YES!! Hi America. Hi World! Xavi, McKenna, Kim and Sara Good to see you all again. temperatures hitting 45ºC here in VLC. That's about 113ºF. Shutters down, hiding, cave-like.. I NEED YA! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[@ThisBitchPodcast]

Bzz Bzz

[@KINGOFTHETHRILL86]

I listen to every podcast and I got to tell you you two are the most I look forward to listening too. Keep it real btchs

[@glswain]

love the energy on this ep, you guys are on fire

[@SSCShortChannel]

Two of the finest ladies in comedy.

[@NoamRouttenberg]

That .that ..is "all in my head", as they say

[@jhall900]

Never stop the pod

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Oh it's firework show

[@AlilStucc]

lmao the nicki manij rap 9:01 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zopf-international]

Yes! @28.32 DRUNK ASMR. I knew it was a thing!

[@user-kv4eb8pr3w]

Noice! The sound board is great. Haha

[@Jashn20002000]

In the Amazon jungle, that would be an amazing hike!

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

How I start all my mondays hun nay

[@Mackb077]

Guess I’ll be going to Kims juijitsu class to check out that sweat mark

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Cue Ayo and Teo's "Rolex'

[@arna8427]

Love how Kim didn't let Sarah off the hook about Nicki!! Kim's a real one and the best!👸🏽

[@NoamRouttenberg]

neeeeeever to eeeeeever

[@NoamRouttenberg]

The curse...I'M doing just chill y'all Cue Big Sean etc "I Don't Fuck With You", 88% me

[@saraseveryn8650]

Dr Ellie Phillips is a dentist youtuber who goes over proper oral hygiene and habits.

[@toonce101]

Mentioning Torn by Natalie Imbruglia is becoming the new bzz bzz 😂

[@ar800]

Sound effects are fun. Suggestion: when Sara simply says, "I can't."

[@dannysanchez9919]

I forget these ladies are my age and feel like im watching a early 20’s girls pod 😂❤

[@NoamRouttenberg]

You can do it

[@tatelindley9005]

Tony Hinchcliffe needs to write a Kim-centric roast for Sara to randomly drop one episode. Kim won't stop until she's humbled, and Sara just doesn't have the killer instinct

[@NoamRouttenberg]

sw up on Dolby stage holding up Oscar after end of speech

[@Scottius888]

Nickanames 😂 y'all crack me up

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Cue Eastside with Halsey etc looking at clouds

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Eastside again, clouds

[@NoamRouttenberg]

No show sitcoms etc ever for me for sw etc anyone connected to her my most sincere apologies. I will post a full version if this if necessary soon.

[@D_Avshi]

lol sara talking about something light and funny then kim comes with one more of her dark stories, and when sara try go back to fun subject kim get crazy that sara dont follow her dark road 😂😂😂 kim chill a bit this is a comedy podcast ... i think

[@coltonperdue1072]

You people are sick, SICK love my mommies 🎉 ❤

[@ginacurly]

raw spam is my new love language

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Jeremiah, 50 Cent -- Put It Down On My -- me 18%. thass some club shit pan full club

[@InstantDesign]

New podcast name. Mutton dressed up as lamb.

[@NoamRouttenberg]

I smile

[@NoamRouttenberg]

too one great simp was sw laughing long then switching

[@MelvinGoldsteintv]

A discount? Sign me up!!

[@RickLaFlaR3e]

Hopefully to model foot wear😍🤤🦶🏼🙏🏾👣

[@Jake-ng8hx]

Reading it over whoopsy that's my name

[@alexsmith2186]

Am I the only one who loves the Shenk shorts era?

[@vixenxiiiv]

Kim! I love Barbara O’Neil too babe 💕

[@Jake-ng8hx]

Smiling litrle chuckle while i say its just weird to see "my"...name

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Animal movie me DID 29% NO. FUCKING...HEY RB WAKE UP...JOKE

[@vincenttrujillo263]

Are we live?!!!😹

[@damiencharnoski7428]

Lotta cottage cheese

[@NoamRouttenberg]

I take that away

[@ssnyder5471]

Espom salt in the shower make a paste on your body and let it sit for a min or two!

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Cue same video Out of My Head she only got one i smile laugh that is a slight lean over to the right and breathe in paused at 60% inhalation

[@setulokavid7745]

Kim: oh which one of the dancing 🐒s is nikki married to?

[@NoamRouttenberg]

I looks out

[@cx4163]

Hangin with 2 funny gals

[@stevehastey2886]

30:00

[@NoamRouttenberg]

They be trying to prove to me shit now smiling lookin to side in cloudy studio oh Helll no

[@NoWr2Run]

Damn wish I had enough money to have Kim as a Trad. wife.

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Hit post anyway by accident dear KZbin my bad for real

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Full apology and never showing up to anything sw related statement made yesterday insert here No harm ever before now and fire to anyone or myself, in terms of showing up, hiring someone etc

[@Jake-ng8hx]

So no whoopsie

[@NoamRouttenberg]

That dude is insecure as fuckz they look at me in the studio

[@kobeldc3760]

Did the bullies get stronger or more violent 😑

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Fuck dat they aint eever gonna ride up to my shit sw smiling at me, youll be fine im fine for sure oh Helll no her just stop No shows, baby...ever baby sw wait what... ... he dont want my kid? Me calm, real iss all thumbs up.. .. .. .. these people....

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Whoops again, myiat sincere apologies for all of this, no shows sitcoms etc for me showing up to anything of sw's or anyone connected to her ever. If I cross paths with sw etc as stated above, (caps are aggressive I know but the following is important): IT WILL BE BY ACCIDENT AND I WILL GO UP TO THAT PERSON/PEOPLE AND SAY "THIS WAS BY ..ACCIDENT MY MOST SINCERE APOLOGIES AGAIN FOR ALL OF THAT, IM LEAVING NOW" AND I WILL LEAVE THEN Signed, Noam Routtenberg my real name, all this manifesting etc talk was silly bullshitting

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Signed, Noam Routtenberg my real name this has all been silly bullshit stuff and Ihat will be my position on this always

[@kidwolfman]

Noice!! 😂

[@alexsmith2186]

kims hair makes me irrationally pissed off

[@jayth3wolf]

The world's not real!!!!!!

[@kelv]

Kinda feelin Sara>Kim today 😤

[@NoamRouttenberg]

No shows that's it

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Off up whatever, no, not whatever

[@NoamRouttenberg]

You gotta be then the crowd singing along with her what that looks like iss foh real why do i give a FUCK to say that fricim curse thats thats, now now person hands me key fab this is yours they walk away i know

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Full apology and never showing up to anything sw related statement made yesterday insert here

[@ericholguin9342]

Kim be lookin extra thick now 😍

[@NoamRouttenberg]

eeeevry to eeeever

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Not ameba geometric egg whatever shape crowd thousand two thousand people? around her rising

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Cue xcx...365 Judge wants to see me tomorrow, baby. sw Helll no. me (gettin out phone). That's what motion...(I look at her) Of comtinuants are for. Cue xcx...B2b No shows, still post. pause pause (rabbit face) Baby steps, baby (I bounce on the ones and threes wait what...oh) Cue xcx...360. I did 82% dang sw bigger laugh that's right baby she dances in chair a little No shows, baby sw I want to see him over there on the roof, doing his thing me over there? sw you should get to the continu-ance, baby Hand me a beer sw oh Helll no xcx .The girl, so confusing version with Lorde me 8% me... pause (me shaking my head, top one) Lorde... ...pause... Very different confusing for those two, not at all (me smiling) Oh I deefinitely am going down to that country judge, deeefinitely... ...pause... No no no leanin in I ain't scared of doin the time (dwus, baby, her ohh, like isn't that cute). If I were to go, it's pretty fn ez (I look at a car outside with the window down) Oh Hellll no he gonna gta for me, ok Noam relax... It's manifested, ai mean (looking at car) I ain't going down there, manifested, what're u doing later? her driving my car, to my show me leaning back, that's cool. Me too bad I can't come. Her And your not talking about your latest ED problem me third crew out (they switch). Oh Helll no. Her (re crew switch). Oh Helll no JIMMY KIMMEL (serious) Have you been having ED problems? (I lean back, looking at her). Helll no (I smile at her sweetly, small, lean head, too one sw great simp, btw, serious we r not friends To JIMMY KIMMEL She, wants to be Cue xcx...Break the Rules...that's my girl 99.9999999999999wtf999999whudidnrijustdoallofittheywouldnrletme9999999888889% sw slightly winded whoah (sp?). I have to go. (looks at me before she leaves). Second crew in...out? I grab her and push her against the wall (security comes in but waits) Me it's ok third crew out (they never switch Holding her against wall) wtf (I look at her) that sweet p just fucked me off a sec, what...The/Fuck...are you doing, don't neeeeeever say a crew switch again I loon around at three crews, cast waiting around, etc) eeevery. I look into distance eever sw (still being held by me). 1000 yard stare? (flirty) I won't ever do that again (Various scattered crew and cast voices). [yeah wrapping this up, continuants time, until the manifesting kicks in to wipe out the whole thing]. We won't ever call a crew switch Me annnnd "Stop"...that's it for today, (people start scattering, leaving, packing, whatever bi-ch) Bobcat Goldwaith doesn't own that shit. That's sucked, btw. JIMMY KIMMEL (as we do post-scene). I understand, wait ..there's no crew. Me yeah, wtf are you doing? cue pulp.fiction -- Sam Jackson monologue in restaurant to that fucked up British dude --- fif,four,fif,four, (Tarrinto looking at me mockingly but he knows he can't say anything) fuck it, 14 to 15 (I look at him serious). Per-cent, fuck that corporate suck up shit, but my 14-15% wo/ant dat, sw tries d../tat's right. I look at her that's some white girl shit, I get all... No shoes I mean no shows...it's warm out today...flip flops sw grimace me oh I keep that shit clean, baby Cue the song with the whistle that moves along she knows that one her I do. Buhah, b'bah bah bah bah bah bah bah, buhah b'(instart laughing) bah bah oh don't say some women will reeally like him, woman? I show her my phone blowing up, oh I think (I can't explain the type of mocking voice and face) some woman will, duz...woman? (I scroll phone big arm hand motion) Woman, woman, increasing speed Cue G-Eazy "No Limit" Her it'll be ok, she'll do the contin, stops, why did I say she, me because I manifested me knowing it gonna be a lady judge and then I let I know that and, it's fine it's just that sw she smiles ok...it'll be fine, don't w--i cut her off I know it's gonna be fine, just cuz they picked me up last time and dragged my ass down to their country jail for 5 days, see...let/mme explain how this super manifesting works, they picked me up, I said Hellllll no, and that was that, YEAH, it never was fucking in the sec of state computer to begin with come ere baby, she's all it's like Good Fellas... I gotta go write legal style...no, it is funny she's all actually it's kind of serious a little bit, no it's not you're, I look up JIMMY KIMMEL comes back in, when you are saving 19% of the muh-thuh-fuh-kin environment, sw gets all...oh like I'm her man, mocking wait what? No shows...ever Signed, bcn (so hard to press n instead of m, no, three times and I don't have fat fingers or fucked up brain wk shit) Noam Routtenberg Cue (for them, I took myself me out of my perfect well I mean, when...I ..was ..NINE! But, as in Now...now...now...I AM that's bold returning to the "moment" when I did that...because there's a little league game I was on my way to, for real, and I'm on my way to be in the MLB, NFL, and N...muh thuh fuh kin u pit your dirty coffee mug down bitch that's right...B...A.... Cue G-Eazy No Limit extended video, as shown on Google's website and applications, called KZbin

[@jaycesimmons7785]

The vocal fry wtf

[@NoamRouttenberg]

You are so lucky rb I'm getting post anyway man it's the ja thing with the FS fybm the sm ayd thing he nods hey no it wasn't worth it that's what they all say it was curse I a bro actually we were doing that jot nobody we knew that air freshener plug in Vegas baby the big big on and on dice--- pause Insert full apology from yesterday here and no showing up ever to anyone mentioned sw and related No harm to anyone or myself past present future , in terms of showing up, hiring someone etc etc etc

[@NoamRouttenberg]

I'm...Much..bigger

[@ginacurly]

barbara o'neil is da goat

[@Jake-ng8hx]

Like i give a shit

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Size of egg audience expands moves etc do i have to eeverything yes i do loking at sw eating popcorn watching fitjee scene so fh me fake cryimg a little i just wanna get through the whole song camel.crush continuance lay low for a bit then itll be delayed il see it on site done manifested sw laughing yeah for sure me to her no... ... ... I manifested this b know i guhnuh three timesnto hey last u hittin i instead but ahe like, no...she care, theee time hit i instead of e i laugh, those ns...looking at my car now thass a sweet ride, manifested...i smoke a second one amd listen watch whole song

[@NoamRouttenberg]

loon to look

[@johnathanholloway9622]

Saw Sarah on kill tony, she's so hot. I've been listening to this pod for a couple years, didn't know Sara was hotter than Kim. Way hotter (sorry Kim)

[@lord__]

Kim is crazy irritating lately. Had to unsub from KKT. Hang in there Shenky

[@alexmzadeh]

I feel like Kim's attitude has changed a lil since she shacked up with her boo thang.

[@Mitchr6623]

❤🎉 hooray glad to see yall, 😊😁 are doing well ❤️‍🩹😊, just wanted to 🤠🌎 let the whole world know! 💘

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Sub future for fire in next post below

[@swingbossa]

Just leaving this here. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_O'Neill

[@NoamRouttenberg]

Full apology and never showing up to anything sw related statement made yesterday insert here No harm ever before now and fire to anyone or myself, in terms of showing up, hiring someone etc