@@hamzaalirehan822 Nah, too inefficient. Haven't even managed to start the ethnic cleansing yet... Tsk
@boomstickYT3 жыл бұрын
rosobmsamt m
@boomstickYT3 жыл бұрын
oreosoznant. moub te z and blacgse
@antonnurwald57002 жыл бұрын
"Killed by a massive flaming corndog. Excellent work!" Is right up there with "You can just throw rocks. They cost you nothing, they take no preparation and you throw them at people and they get hurt. It's great."
@kodiakjak12 жыл бұрын
I hope they bring him back for another episode hahaha. He's great
@janbo83312 жыл бұрын
Hah. Never heard the word "corndog" before (not a native). All the time I thought he kept saying "flaming condom".
@antonnurwald57002 жыл бұрын
@@janbo8331 it's a hotdog on a stick with a corn crust which is deep fried. Apparently you can add a cheese filling or even chocolate. It's one of the things that prove that nutrition in America should be categorized as a weapon of mass destruction, even without setting it on fire and rolling it over people.
@janbo83312 жыл бұрын
@@antonnurwald5700 That gave me a good chuckle. I like your style. By that description I would not want one to enter nor exit my body.
@Mr_Jish2 жыл бұрын
@@antonnurwald5700 As an American, I have no issue admitting that I absolutely adore the way you described not only a corndog, but the American nutritional system. Thank you for the laugh my friend 😂
@MadMax-pu1kj2 жыл бұрын
I love this reactor. He sits and giggles because he is so knowledgeable, he can see what we cannot and then explains it. I thought I knew some things but he starts giggling because it is so utterly ridiculous (no ditches or jumping in front of defenses). Love it.
@ereynolds722 жыл бұрын
Mark of a great teacher, he’s very knowledgable and very able to teach
@adam.dzwoniarek72 Жыл бұрын
Someone should hire this guy to coordinate Hollywood movie battle scenes already
@LWT1331 Жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself
@littlecousin5630 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but I think the fusion type would be better, but that’s just me.
@CYMotorsport3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Dr. Konijnendijk hasn’t started a KZbin channel showing how lost moments in infamous battle scenes couldn’t be solved with a ditch is beyond me. Roel, I volunteer as free editor if you send me the essay 🤌🏽
@Julia-lk8jn3 жыл бұрын
You are so right! I suppose that Dr. Konijnendijk probably has a day time job, but still, videos about specific battles and how what they mostly lacked was ditches? KZbin version of sea-salt chocolate. (I love the element about burried pots. What a smart idea!)
@ruffusgoodman41373 жыл бұрын
@@Julia-lk8jn I wonder how's his work like
@TheSaberra3 жыл бұрын
If Shad has his MACHICOLATIONS!, Dr. Konijnendijk would have ditches
@PeterJavi3 жыл бұрын
@@Julia-lk8jn He has a KZbin channel actually. He doesn't do movie critiques on it, there's a few presentations on ancient warfare on it though.
@CYMotorsport3 жыл бұрын
@@PeterJavi alter ego super cynic version haha dr ditch persona may need a new channel given he’s an actual respectable academic haha
@mickcollins19213 жыл бұрын
Give this man his intoxicant of choice and let him rant about ancient warfare for hours. Straight dope, no edits.
@DaMorg33 жыл бұрын
Can we PLEASE get this guy on Drunk History?? Ohhh that would so epic!! All the ditches!
@edpin003 жыл бұрын
I want Robert Pattinson to play this man on a movie where all he does is dig ditches. Innumerable ditches.
@MartinTraXAA3 жыл бұрын
Straight ditches!
@guthax303 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I wish he had a KZbin channel. Someone please link it if he does.
@danakruger3 жыл бұрын
@@guthax30 dr roel konijnendijk, he has a channel with 1 video, but search his lectures on Oxford's channel
@Wysch2 жыл бұрын
This guy is a true hero. He knows his stuff and yet is able to appreciate the filmmaking decisions. A nerd within a geek. Love him.
@michagorecki88932 жыл бұрын
A nerd within a geek? I don't think so.
@adhchopper2 жыл бұрын
@@michagorecki8893 yeah more of a geek within a nerd
@26febry2 жыл бұрын
What is the difference between nerd and geek??
@adhchopper2 жыл бұрын
@@26febry nerds are smart. Geeks like dnd
@CyrusHardingg2 жыл бұрын
@@adhchopper accurate definition
@IVibratorz3 жыл бұрын
He was so down with Spartacus until the bridges, after you disrespect the sacred ditch you are an immediate 1/10
@egorkotkin3 жыл бұрын
"sacred ditch" 🤣
@IVibratorz3 жыл бұрын
@@egorkotkin in medieval combat the ditch is sacred, otherwise why would God himself always reference the ditch
@silasbraun3 жыл бұрын
@Repent Repent Is Repent the litlle brother of Serpent?
@bigduck67333 жыл бұрын
If you Think about ditch tactic..... is actually a good idea
@themanwithallthewrongopini35513 жыл бұрын
@@IVibratorz Why is it called walking the rainbow bridge? Why is every depiction of a stairway to heaven like a bridge? Clearly god intended for the ditch to be the ultimate fortification.
@gregoryh7929 Жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed his university course “Digging Ditches 101”
@cryptidian3530 Жыл бұрын
Ancient Warfare for Dummies
@leiasleeping1282 Жыл бұрын
The end semester exam is a scene to behold.
@tbotalpha8133 Жыл бұрын
@justvibing4796 I AM A HISTORIAN AND I'M DIGGING A DITCH DIGGY DIGGY DITCH DIGGY DIGGY DITCH
@MarcelVolker10 ай бұрын
Or, in his case, "Digging 101 Ditches" ;)
@antoinelachapelle34058 ай бұрын
He really lost it with his advanced class though "Why WW1 is the pinnacle of warfare"
@joeparris3 жыл бұрын
Battles on ice did happen. Famously, there was The Battle On The Ice. Profound stuff.
@vinaly3 жыл бұрын
I guess Ancient people didn't have a marketing team to come up with cool names for their battles...
@Jimbotheone3 жыл бұрын
@@vinaly *Medieval people
@knight7643 жыл бұрын
Truly a professional
@535phobos3 жыл бұрын
@@vinaly Well, usually you name your battles after the nearest village (or the next one, if the nearest got to many Umlauts...) I know this battle as the Battle on the Peipus lake, if this is indeed the same one
@sevret3133 жыл бұрын
@@vinaly You have the "War of 1812" which is a lot less creative, so it's not that they're medieval.
@SCHU503 жыл бұрын
Please don't ditch this expert, Insider. We want more dr. Roel.
@primusinterpares57673 жыл бұрын
Heh, ditch
@settekwan27083 жыл бұрын
I got a feeling that he might be entrenched in this channel 😏
@richsackett34233 жыл бұрын
Do not remove the moat from thine castle.
@munztere64263 жыл бұрын
Ahh i see what you did there
@veljkoangelovski53493 жыл бұрын
i see what you did there
@kyletrout38283 жыл бұрын
THEY BROUGHT HIM BACK! This dude was my favorite expert pf the whole series.
@akshit_sharma13 жыл бұрын
A hole's evolution is ditch and it's evolution is a trench what will be its mega evolution?
@tearborn3 жыл бұрын
@@akshit_sharma1 see the void between the planets? yeah, that's the ditch you're gonna face in interstellar warfare.
@NinjaGidget3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@H_Hendo3 жыл бұрын
@@akshit_sharma1 What about its Z-move, or Dynamax? The thought just invigorates Dr. Konijnendijk!
@Asterix9582 жыл бұрын
@@akshit_sharma1 ditch and trench has different purpose. Ditch are used as hindrance not fighting inside like trench. Armies used to erect earthen wall before trench. Trench only used by besieger against defenders. Trench instead of earthen wall started to be used in Pitched Battle in Crimean War. I don't know why trenches is preferred over earthen wall with Crimean War. My estimation is that new technology cannons could destroy earthen wall, thus armies had to use trench over earthen wall.
@siralexandersequeira3rdcou12 Жыл бұрын
0:01 you don't need to be an expert to know that jumping in front of your own shield wall is basically getting impalled by both sides, right?
@frankcastle96919 ай бұрын
You sir win the internet
@dri1811ya6 ай бұрын
The elves just want to show off their parkour skills
@Silaguk5 ай бұрын
@@dri1811yaThey could just show off their archery skills
@deylack3 ай бұрын
@@dri1811ya and died in the process
@karlr750Ай бұрын
And that is when the movie jumped the phalanx.
@EIrondx3 жыл бұрын
Ditch doctor’s finally back. Update: Much respect for his concern on the flaming corn dog victim
@Julia-lk8jn3 жыл бұрын
You're right, that was really sweet of him. And the movie scene was perfect because it kind of showed how uneffective the burning street food was: even if you don't manage to jump it, the one man it rolled over got up immediately, and probably in just the right mood to make somebody pay.
@CynicalWarlock3 жыл бұрын
Stop making me laugh, damn it!
@batmanfan20053 жыл бұрын
YES HE IS BACK the man, the myth, the ditch digger!
@chuckhoyle12113 жыл бұрын
His official Title is Digger of Ditches and Thrower of Rocks.
@1989rab3 жыл бұрын
@@drweb0 0
@akshit_sharma13 жыл бұрын
A hole's evolution is ditch and it's evolution is a trench what will be its mega evolution?
@chuckhoyle12113 жыл бұрын
@@akshit_sharma1 Moat
@clarencepacao98143 жыл бұрын
@Repent 😂
@RyanGambles113 жыл бұрын
My professor in college was the historical consultant for Spartacus and he used to complain all the time that the writers would never listen to him when it came to all their silly battle tactics, equipment, armor, etc.
@f-xr95113 жыл бұрын
Name? Curious about him and his expertise.
@RyanGambles113 жыл бұрын
@@f-xr9511 Dr. Jeffrey Stevens. He currently works at the University of Missouri. Easily the most intelligent professor I had through Uni.
@f-xr95113 жыл бұрын
@@RyanGambles11 Thanks: will look him up!
@f-xr95113 жыл бұрын
@@RyanGambles11 Any anecdotes you remember? Outside of his « official » site can’t find a lot of content. And I guess if I am interested, a lot of other people might be. Thanks!
@RyanGambles113 жыл бұрын
@@f-xr9511 What exactly are you looking for?
@a.z.foreman74 Жыл бұрын
Whoever found this guy and decided that he would be a good idea to have on this channel, deserves a raise. I want a show where this guy gets drunk and just explains battles for like 100 episodes
@pinzo4137 Жыл бұрын
you sir, are a genius
@sunilpermaul7876 Жыл бұрын
It would be awesome because we would basically get free lectures
@Stitchwitchstitch11 ай бұрын
@sunilpermaul7876 Imagine if we could get credit too!
@swarley486710 ай бұрын
Best idea ever! I would watch this show😂🎉
@raphaelvibar74819 ай бұрын
Somebody get him on Drunk History
@st.jimmy02443 жыл бұрын
This guy seriously needs his own TV show. He could do a 100-episode series just breaking down and analyzing ancient warfare.
@ariaarulasan3 жыл бұрын
TV show - Yes. Pay for it - No.
@danthecabman_3 жыл бұрын
I'd pay too.
@st.jimmy02443 жыл бұрын
@Marcus Middleton Well, I said analyzing ancient warfare. Since it would be real history, he probably wouldn't have to ask the question. He'd be explaining why they were there.
@DarkSnake495422 жыл бұрын
not interesting, he would do 99 episodes of "build a ditch here, now another one here, now put pikes (wooden or real pikes) here, now another ditch" and 1 ep for the battle with the opposite general saying "we can't fight, too many ditches, retreat (or are they too tired from digging ?) ! let's fight them elsewhere ! and first, build 200 ditches !!! we will see if they can fight us across those :D" with him directing the show, there would never be a battle without 200 ditches everywhere ! (plus having to watch 99ep of actors acting like they really dig ditches everywhere for weeks, when machines did it in fact -and they forgot to clean their tracks in the mud)
@onlyechos68102 жыл бұрын
@@st.jimmy0244 but still, "where are your ditches?!" would be a great title for the show xD
@shinybernard04552 жыл бұрын
I love how this guy doesn’t just tell you “oh this is historically inaccurate, it never happened” but really makes you realise that the tactics make no sense
@urbanshinobi77032 жыл бұрын
ya dude really breaks it down makes a lot of scenes i love feel really silly in hindsight
@Jamie_D2 жыл бұрын
I disagree in many instances though including videos this guy has done. With this one for example tactics do make sense in my head, the hobbit for example, they were jumping goat things not horses, so they might have jumped over anyway, so better to toss the dwarf and disorientate them giving the units behind a chance to surround and kill, rather than them being able to maintain a full controlled charge. In another video he spoke about castle defenders not actually dropping burning tar stuff on attacking forces, hinting if anything boiling water would do the job, but boiling water won't stick to wooden siege weapons to burn them, so if they didn't use whatever they had similar at the time then they were the dumb ones. So just because something isn't historically accurate in terms of battle style or tactics, it doesn't take sense away from some of them.
@_claymore2 жыл бұрын
@@Jamie_D the Hobbit-goats jumping the shield formation: the point he raises is that a cavalry's advantage is the massive force it can create due to the animals they are riding, which only is an advantage as long as the cavalry has the mobility & speed to make use of the force. once you stop a cavalry, make it unable to build speed for a charge and get them stuck in position, the cavalry is at a huge disadvantage - they can get surrounded easily, riders can be pulled off and stabbed to death, or even simpler: just stab them with spear from every direction. the elves formed a shield wall, which is used to try and stop a cavalry charge - letting the goats use your shields as a ramp to jump over and have them charge unopposed into the back rows is a terrible idea. you did nothing to break their speed and force and essentially just let them plow through all your troops. plus the idea that the fully stacked front rows of a formation are just nimbling dodging/moving backwards to "create room" for the cavalry that just jumped over your supposed formation makes no sense either: a formation is extremely dense and tight, because it's designed to stop cavalry. those soldiers don't just move back swiftly without tumbling over each other. and even if they could do that (let's assume cause they are elves or whatever), it still defeats the purpose of the formation: tight, shoulder to shoulder soldiers that use their shields and combined effort to stop a cavalry charge. so the elves give up their shield formation, to let the dwarves jump over to then try and form a secondary shield formation within seconds which is supposed to stop the cavalry charge? yeah, that is nonsensical. they should have just done that to begin with. the only reason it "works" in the movie, is because the choreographers of the fight wrote it that way. it would not work in reality (even if we assume dwarves, elves, their animals etc. exist). I understand your point of some scenes making sense because they are "fantasy" and at times things are possible in those stories/worlds that wouldn't be possible in a historical context, and that is true to an extent, but you cannot explain away logical inconsistencies and errors with "it's fantasy".
@Klickor2 жыл бұрын
@@_claymore one more thing about the goats using the shields as ramps you and almost no one else brings up is how insanely dangerous it is to the guy with the shield. Dwarves might be short but they are very stocky and wear armour that would be heavy even for someone twice their size and the goats are quite large for being goats as well. Even without caring about the momentum and how much force would be located under a single hove when they stomp down we are talking about somewhere around half a ton of weight with rider, goat and armour combined. The elves aren't physically stronger than humans of the same size so the front lines angling their shields are adopting a suicide tactic to let the enemy disrupt the formations over their crushed and dead bodies. Much higher chance of surviving if just lining up and hoping to stop their charge with spears and counting on the charging goats and dwarves having some kind of survival instinct over just giving up and getting crushed. Also the time spent setting up that stupid formation could have been used to fire a couple of more arrows to thin the ranks (they can't use their stupid ballistas that shred arrows that close to their own troops)
@alibarznji20002 жыл бұрын
That's why we love him
@anishtaori4153 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that the key is to build ditches
@artski093 жыл бұрын
and use it
@vinaly3 жыл бұрын
@@artski09 and stay behind your ditch...
@anestisantoniou53263 жыл бұрын
And build more ditches.
@Majoraspersona3 жыл бұрын
And when you're done, Use more ditches
@Ozasuke3 жыл бұрын
And after you're done building ditches after building ditches, you build ditches in your ditches.
@constantinvasiliev2065 Жыл бұрын
A pleasure to listen. He doesn't just make statements, he backs them up with tons of logical details
@junkim27893 жыл бұрын
He's calm, confident, and humorous. Damn. A perfect person to talk with.
@Andreas-xu8rs2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they didn't ask him to rate The Great Wall. I would have loved to see him laugh uncontrollably at the infamous Blue Crane Tactic
@st.jimmy02442 жыл бұрын
Next time :)
@Bob3D20002 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha! Yeah, dangle on the end of a rope like bait on a fishing line, over an inpenetrable, unscalable wall. Genuis.
@mandelorean62432 жыл бұрын
Well, as expendable force... It distracts and harms the enemies front line and if they had an orc with a torch 🔦, it'd get stabbed before igniting the powder kegs(maybe). Didn't they penetrate the wall¿?
@epyon19832 жыл бұрын
Actually I would like the castle warfare guy rate the movie
@arjunramakanth43702 жыл бұрын
I also want to see him review bahubali
@pwprout3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this guy. Hes not even trying to be funny but just has a certain comedic timing about him.
@karrinberman29442 жыл бұрын
Flaming corn dog. " I hope he got his check"
@RAB-om9jy2 жыл бұрын
He's Irish,its there thing
@dashaiku34212 жыл бұрын
@@RAB-om9jy dutch , and thanks it is our thing ;)
@RAB-om9jy2 жыл бұрын
@@dashaiku3421 Ah!! I offer my humble apologies,wow his accent honestly had me convinced. He's lost that thing where alot of Dutch sort of talk through their teeth. I've been checking out anything to do with him,he's fascinating 👍
@dashaiku34212 жыл бұрын
@@RAB-om9jy no need to apologise man , i get it. We both use hard r's and the like
@danlorett21842 жыл бұрын
I NEVER got the thing where they always slather grease on stones for trebuchets, light them, and then fire them. It's a big rock. It does damage because you flung it a few hundred meters, not because it might be on fire. Plus that whole arrangement you'd just burn up the sling of the trebuchet really fast.
@jcohasset23 Жыл бұрын
Hollywood loves using fire and explosions in battles even though before the invention of the cannon it would only be useful in trying to burn wooden defenses or siege equipment.
@MrTotalAhole Жыл бұрын
Agreed. But like he said, "HollyWood likes fire".
@Attham Жыл бұрын
the fireball version is for castle sieges, hoping to create chaos by setting fire to whatever is in the castle. I think he mentioned this idea in another video on fire arrows.
@tails4944 Жыл бұрын
His response "if you get hit by these balls, you have no one to blame but yourself." Seems appropriate. It's also what I tell the missus in bed.
@Zzyzzyzzs Жыл бұрын
For the same reason terrorists put nails or ball bearings in their bombs. The explosion will do some damage; the projectile shrapnel will do even more.
@blakeburton31373 жыл бұрын
Out of all the “Expert Rates” videos I’ve seen, I think this guy pulls his punches the least. I like it.
@PointnShootMovies3 жыл бұрын
IMO the historical accuracy of battles in film is usually the most inaccurate part so I see how the historical accuracy of battles guy would go hardest
@DanDanDoe3 жыл бұрын
People often say Dutch people are very direct to the point of being offensively blunt, and I do see that in him. If you don't like something you adress it as clearly as you can.
@Bergen983 жыл бұрын
He is Dutch and real Nederlanders don't keep it in them like Americans, for example. If it is bad - they tell it. No time for sugar coating, get the *ditches*
@jacob_mcm2 жыл бұрын
"It makes no sense, it serves no purpose." Perfect encapsulation of 80% of the scenes in The Hobbit movies.
@atomiccritter64922 жыл бұрын
sums up the whole bs LOTR D&D type fantasies
@Komnenos832 жыл бұрын
@@atomiccritter6492 LOTR is the greatest trilogy ever created, by far. Not a big fantasy fan either but LOTR is a masterpiece on every level.
@fireworks_music2 жыл бұрын
The last battle in Return of the King - I wish he would give it the lampooning it deserves. Absolutely moronic battle tactics by Aragorn. A rabble gathered in a circular mob, waiting for an army 10x bigger to overrun them. No formations, NO DITCHES, no battle tactics. Just show up and get attacked. Brilliant.
@NoNationHero2 жыл бұрын
@@fireworks_music That was done to lure orks out of the wall and distract the eye of sauron to let frodo pass through to destroy the ring. By that time they didn't have enough men to withstand a siege of that 10x bigger army, anyway.
@jooptablet17272 жыл бұрын
@@fireworks_music That was the whole point. They knew they would die if Frodo and Sam didn't succeed.
@mrnenno15733 жыл бұрын
I've waited so long for this comeback. I was not disappointed.
@davidesguario21513 жыл бұрын
He was busy digging a ditch around his house.
@chrisradek6693 Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this man finally got his ditch - he looked so happy.
@yellowcapspringstein60789 ай бұрын
Ditches be crazy
@SolidAvenger12908 ай бұрын
Aye lad, that truly is the ditch that you have been waiting for. (in the voice of James Doohan aka Scotty from Star Trek)
@loren983 жыл бұрын
18 mins isn't enough, I can watch hours of his real insights, please we beg you, more content of Dr. Roel ! King of the ditch !
@sakazukiakainu13233 жыл бұрын
Me too
@villepurhonen58763 жыл бұрын
It would be a tad cruel to force the poor man to watch masses of men in silly armour slam into each other and proceed to whack each other in countless individual melees.
@scottjohnson14833 жыл бұрын
“Killed by a massive flaming corn dog. Excellent work.” Definitely an all time favorite quote there.
@grahamstrouse11653 жыл бұрын
That’s how I want to die...
@mcshach99823 жыл бұрын
I scrolled specifically for this comment
@kaelthunderhoof56193 жыл бұрын
Flaming corn dog or Flaming ditches.
@hoilst3 жыл бұрын
I know how I want to die now.
@A407RAC3 жыл бұрын
@@mcshach9982 same heh
@Joshua-dx7zn3 жыл бұрын
This guy is a joy to listen to talk about ancient warfare. Can't wait for episode 3.
@wilfredv19302 жыл бұрын
yes
@alastorcorvus2 жыл бұрын
This guy should have a whole 30 minute show dissecting one movie or TV show at the time.
@dusk61592 жыл бұрын
The first time it was so great and on point that I wasn't surprised that he was the one to repeat episodes.
@Spectre6604 Жыл бұрын
I like how there are experts solely for formations, for archery, or for clothings and armor, and this guy just knows all of it
@gordonlekfors2708 Жыл бұрын
you like how that's the case, huh? I like that it's reasonable for him to be an expert in this field, and I also like how different fields of expertise can be wider or more narrow. I also like that he doesn't necessarily know exactly all of it 🤫
@Wall_E.9 ай бұрын
@@gordonlekfors2708I like that you know less than 10% of what he knows
@sonnguyenvan15996 ай бұрын
@@Wall_E. Man, I feel like dude knows less than 1% of what Konijnendijk does. Being able to examine these details with casual confidence and then explain them like a matter of course is not something that can be learned in 1 or 2 days. I have however seen many like Mr. Gordon here who oddly enough would rather get high huffing their own farts than admit that there are those who have dedicated more time than he ever bothered to to learn about this kind of stuff.
@BetterLifeAhead353 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what they were doing" - that's the entire Hobbit movie series
@Julia-lk8jn3 жыл бұрын
Sad but true. Although Thranduil and the way he moved and spoke? That was brilliant, he really had something otherworldy to him. Pity the eye brows had me crack up like every five seconds.
@BetterLifeAhead353 жыл бұрын
@@Julia-lk8jn Lee Pace is always fantastic. Too bad he wasn't given better writing
@Julia-lk8jn3 жыл бұрын
@@BetterLifeAhead35 yet another sentence which applies to an awful Lot of the Hobbit trilogy. (I feel a bit bad for having such a poor opinion, of course after the Lotr trilogy imy expectations were sky high.)
@Brosowski3 жыл бұрын
I love the hobbit trilogy so idc about the tactics but yeah I did wonder how that is possible
@domagoj9053 жыл бұрын
The Elves jumping in front of the Dwarves made me loose my mind.
@abhilashsengupta17483 жыл бұрын
Ditches are an important part of warfare effective even now. Honestly almost all war movies somehow ignore this part. Maybe because ditch fight doesn't looks flashy or heroic, but war is not flashy or heroic, it's a matter of life and future of two faction. Thanks Mr. Roel to point this out.
@warphole03693 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for a WW1 film where they forget the trenches
@Pascaffa3 жыл бұрын
@@warphole0369 that would be a clusterfuck
@bindingcurve3 жыл бұрын
@@warphole0369 like the eastern front?
@atarkus83 жыл бұрын
@@bindingcurve The eastern front had plenty of trenches (and ditches). How do you think people fought against tanks? Conversely they also dug ditches for tanks themselves to turn them into a hidden strongpoint (with only the gun sticking out).
@bindingcurve3 жыл бұрын
@@atarkus8 WW1?
@zippersocks3 жыл бұрын
I’d like to thank the people of Insider for bringing back Mr. Konijnendijk, who excellently provided fun history stuff!
@joegannon42123 жыл бұрын
Put some respect on Dr Konijnendijk!
@geordieny2 жыл бұрын
18:35 "If you get hit by these balls you've no one to blame but yourself" That delivery was superb. So harsh lol.
@mattiafogliazza34953 жыл бұрын
When the world needed him most... he came back!
@david4rancibia343 жыл бұрын
When the world needed him most.....he dig a ditch
@roballister52693 жыл бұрын
@@david4rancibia34 dug
@hafor28463 жыл бұрын
@@roballister5269 He dig a dug?
@attarahman67163 жыл бұрын
This guy: FINALLY A WORTHY DITCH!, This battle will be LEGENDARY!
@VidsAtLarge3 жыл бұрын
Top comment right here
@ahtheh3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@AngryLink3 жыл бұрын
It will achieve legendary ratings too..no higher than 7/10
@alexman3783 жыл бұрын
1/10
@daffyf68292 жыл бұрын
In the future, we will have a time machine to send Roel to witness an historical battle and he will come back and finally give an 8 out of 10 for realism
@VladimirLukele2 жыл бұрын
or "ditches everywhere"
@NicholasVernem-GroovyNickyLee2 жыл бұрын
Mad lad will be running amok with a shovel, happily digging ditches and cavalry traps alongside the unwashed masses like some kind of weird 3rd world tourism experience.
@SilkyLew2 жыл бұрын
@@NicholasVernem-GroovyNickyLee He's going to be nicknamed, the Mole
@janekzdunek1242 жыл бұрын
He gave one 9 out of 10
@smiegto2 жыл бұрын
at that point the battle would turn though? he would walk up to the loosers and they would then win because they do as he says?
@LadyMiir2 жыл бұрын
Listening to Roel re-emphasize ditches, I feel much better about the plan my D&D group came up with to contain three werewolf revenants... we were defending a house and surrounded it with pit traps containing silver-tipped spikes, while my character perched up on the roof with magic that could shove the wolves back into the pits if they tried climbing out.
@ereynolds722 жыл бұрын
No no puppies go in the bad hole - your character
@Infaziation Жыл бұрын
Okay
@theidiotsarewinning2868 Жыл бұрын
Didn’t dig the ditch deep enough 1/10.
@lucasistrom Жыл бұрын
My group recently defended a fort from a hobgoblin army and they won by digging a big ditch to slow them down and firing missiles from the walls.
@elchinolatino1511 ай бұрын
Just one ditch?
@tacofop6003 жыл бұрын
Dad: You have to go to college, otherwise you'll be digging ditches for the rest of your life. Me without a degree: Safe from any attacking army.
@_Fyodor_Dostoevsky_3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@Ca-yr2rz3 жыл бұрын
I see no error in your logic 🙌
@DoctorX1013 жыл бұрын
Secretly, your dad wanted you to spend your days moving spears from one end of the camp to the other rather than digging ditches.
@MHollywood53 жыл бұрын
Also safe from debt lol, my father didn't even go to college and he is a R&D machinist for Proctor and Gamble. I went to college and am in debt making a third of what he does.
@happydude21633 жыл бұрын
Nice lolololol :-)
@Marchello093 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Insider, for having this guy back. Now while he's there might as well book him for the third time.
@jjakjjak52313 жыл бұрын
This!
@IsThisHandleTaken3 жыл бұрын
For the sake of everyone who has watched these 2 entries, please do more! These are outstanding. Could literally watch for hours
@natrixundisputed660 Жыл бұрын
My least favorite thing in the military was digging. Always wanted to fight in the medieval age.. until i met the ditch proffesor
@Robfenix3 жыл бұрын
Imagine this guy grading your papers: "This is correct. I like it. 6/10"
@skuddingomcwinters61193 жыл бұрын
That’s already how it is though
@DoctorX1013 жыл бұрын
"Good ideas, but no ditch. F."
@SmokeBloody3 жыл бұрын
And your work is the best in the class
@chuckhoyle12113 жыл бұрын
@acooknamed_Rishi Not even close. It college it is "This is total crap. Did you even read the chapter? B+"
@MagnusAnand3 жыл бұрын
While laughing
@thetalantonx2 жыл бұрын
I could watch this guy talk about battle and movies all day, thanks for keeping on bringing him back.
@claireeyles75602 жыл бұрын
"Dig many ditches". I had to chuckle the other day when I was reading a translation of a Knight's biography written in the 13th century and every description of castle warfare started off with them digging a ditch, and then digging another ditch, and then another, but with pointy wooden stakes in it, and then pointing out the terrain near the castle had natural ditches on top of the ditches they'd already dug.
@Anten-Isy2 жыл бұрын
The ditch ditched and ditchest
@guciowitomski38252 жыл бұрын
What’s the name of the book?
@claireeyles75602 жыл бұрын
@@guciowitomski3825 The History of William Marshall translated and edited by Nigel Bryant.
@suhaib90012 жыл бұрын
@Fullashit Ministries you better not have ditched that book yet
@gremlinchet2 жыл бұрын
Without opening the replies, I had a feeling with was Marshall. I haven't had the chance to read the original biography but some of the modern biographies based on that one are really really something cool! I want to get the original to read even more now.
@Julia-lk8jn Жыл бұрын
I love how he offhandedly throws in that strategy of "grab the spear tips and snap them off" - I've never seen it in a movie, and it would so cool, and it would even be realistic! And that whole "nock / draw /release" - it gets sillier the more you think about it. That drill existed for flint-lock guns, because loading and firing those was a very, _very_ complex process and if you got it wrong, shooting the ramrod together with the bullet might be the least of your problems.
@Crunchy_Punch Жыл бұрын
Surely there would have to be some equivalent order at the beginning of the battle so your first volley doesn't go before the enemy is in your effective range. Does anyone know?
@chuckhoyle12119 ай бұрын
@@Crunchy_Punch The unit commander would just tell the archers where to fire and they would just do it until told otherwise or you just fire at the nearest enemy formation that did not risk hitting your own men.
@Wall_E.9 ай бұрын
@@chuckhoyle1211Yeah and holding an arrow especially heavy bows at full draw for a long time is ridiculous, it's draw release soon as you got the aim you looking for
@Nockgun3 ай бұрын
its more of to tell them when can they shoot or draw
@rinflame443 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a t-shirt that says 'Ditch, please.' with this man's disappointed face on it.
@amissbennet3 жыл бұрын
If there was anything I would spend money for... it's this.
@puneetmishra47263 жыл бұрын
I need this NOW
@ludovicomichelangeli19083 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@milliet12273 жыл бұрын
Top comment!!!
@earthling_parth3 жыл бұрын
Your comment needs to be boosted. Hey algo, boost this please!
@TheoTungsten3 жыл бұрын
How to torture this man: show him the Battle of Winterfell.
@StevenGarcia-im8rr3 жыл бұрын
There was indeed a ditch used so not complete torture
@DarkSideBrownie3 жыл бұрын
@@StevenGarcia-im8rr ahhh but the ditch was at the back of the formation to prevent retreat. Truly genius
@StevenGarcia-im8rr3 жыл бұрын
@@DarkSideBrownie Captain Jack Sparrow voice: *But there WAS a ditch*
@themanwithallthewrongopini35513 жыл бұрын
@@StevenGarcia-im8rr *But where’s the rum gone?!*
@zackyvwasin3393 жыл бұрын
The whole Episode and tactics was cringe AF
@John-thinks2 жыл бұрын
"this one sucks. 6 out of 10" "I really like this one. 6 out of 10"
@MMAli-rq8kd2 жыл бұрын
*Tells you his rating is objective and academic.* But seriously, it really happens that you like or hate an answer to a question but when you rate by standard they scale to equal grades!
@ryanabrahams80612 жыл бұрын
I assume it's an editing thing. Theyre just showing us the interesting points he make but he could also be judging things like costume design or the battlefield which may make up the points on the ones he hates or maybe just some other scene within the battle that was better but not interesting for the video
@khaoscualdawath2 жыл бұрын
You know, liking something or not AND giving it a score on a precisely configurable scale (which is historical accuracy in this case) are different categories.
@BasitKhan-ve5ch2 жыл бұрын
The geek within him-6 The nerd within him-6
@fallendeus2 жыл бұрын
@@khaoscualdawath exactly. It is the same thing as liking a movie but also thinking its bad. There are a ton of movies i love but will tell people "yeah i love that movie, it's not a great movie but i just love it". Something being objectively bad but you still subjectively liking it arent mutually exclusive, the reverse also holds true.
@quattrocam Жыл бұрын
Roel is quite possibly the greatest guest speaker, he pulls no punches, if its rubbish, Roel is calling it out!! Love it.
@gordonlekfors2708 Жыл бұрын
yeaa but can he clear his throat, maybe?
@caiomartires82143 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine that the elves jumped over the shields and immediately fell into a ditch. Then the Dwarves where like "GODDAMN IT!"
@FfortheT3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment!
@JohnnyWad3093 жыл бұрын
I like this. Elves suck.
@leoh36163 жыл бұрын
@@JohnnyWad309 Yes, In LOTR I root for Gondor and in The Hobbit I root for the dwarfs. Elves always act like they are overpowered except they aren´t. Also they leave Middle Earth right in the middle of a crazy crisis.
@renatoh.santosdasilva30802 жыл бұрын
Then the dwarves started throwing rocks at them!
@willyolio95902 жыл бұрын
"That was a tactical ditch that Roel advised us to build!"
@gre3nishsinx0Rgold43 жыл бұрын
I would love to see more of him. Ditch historian man evolving into flaming corndog historian man is always a delight to watch.
@dgerdi3 жыл бұрын
Trebuchets are designed for sieges not for open battle. This guy is awesome. A true expert without any arrogance.
@marseldagistani19893 жыл бұрын
Except for Cannons, since so many in 16-19th century were located close to the action. As Napoleon said. Cannons are the King of the Battlefield
@S0ulinth3machin33 жыл бұрын
You are correct. That being said, Subutai and Batu Khan used catapults in open battle in the the Battle of Mohi where the Mongols wiped out 90% of the Hungarian army (including the Knights Templar). They used the catapults to clear the bridge, then later to break up the fortified Hungarian camp.
@hafor28463 жыл бұрын
@@S0ulinth3machin3 A catapult isn't a trebuchet...
@raifthemad3 жыл бұрын
That ammunition was total movie garbage as well. Firstly, no-one would bother chipping a rock into perfect sphere shape, unless they had to fit it into a barrel of a cannon. Secondly, rocks don't explode into fiery shockwaves and shrapnel like the one in the movie. In fact they're quite well known for not being bombs, but a really stable building material.
@flyerton99583 жыл бұрын
@@raifthemad "Firstly, no-one would bother chipping a rock into perfect sphere shape, unless they had to fit it into a barrel of a cannon. " Except uh, the Romans. We have archaeological evidence that the Romans had nice round balls for their onagers. It's not perfect, but it's pretty damn round for an Ancient civilization.
@perkodanny2 жыл бұрын
If this guy changes the way these kinds of movies are made, I am ALLLLL for it. Like, HALF of what he says isn't even necessarily historical or anything. It's just common sense. Seriously. When I'm watching these scenes live, I'm taken completely out of it because I just have to ask why TF would anyone do that? more of this, please.
@doilyparton5 ай бұрын
I completely agree with this!! I've always wondered why I'm so lost during movie battle scenes. This makes me feel better. It wasn't me! They never made sense!!
@dupeesfashionconsultant42043 жыл бұрын
He's my favorite out of this entire series you need to get him in for as many more as possible
@KVeren2 жыл бұрын
7:03 Best reaction of the whole review - "Oh no, it landed on him!...Oh I hope he got his paycheck. Killed by massive flaming corn dog! Excellent work." The barely restrained glee, amusement, and sarcasm deserves a 10/10. I almost died laughing
@Сайтамен Жыл бұрын
"I hope this guy is okay, I hope he is still around" He must be 90 for now...
@Julia-lk8jn Жыл бұрын
I love that even in the middle of pointing out all the way in which this is silly, he has some concern for the actors. ❣
@The_ZeroLine6 ай бұрын
My favorite part too. I replayed it over and over again.
@nagyvienАй бұрын
o I hope he got his paycheck :D and the woman laughing in the background :D pure fun.
@Kavouraki_3 жыл бұрын
I want to attend his classes because its so amazing to listen to him talk about the history. The Hero
@CountsDigGraves3 жыл бұрын
Let's all go enroll in Edinburgh!
@makshay3 жыл бұрын
But did you dig your ditch
@jimmyfingers2273 жыл бұрын
He used to be teacher assistant in my class in London UCL. Back then he wasn't as funny lol.
@sunchips183 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyfingers227 In a good way or bad way? (Is there even a good way?) Haha
@NealX_Gaming2 жыл бұрын
I love how the one time there's actually a ditch, it's completely unrealistic and used in the most ridiculous way.
@markusfarjo7752 жыл бұрын
It was actually used in a realistic way. What he doesn’t mention is that the romans had catapults which had reach to fire over the ditch. Neutralising the enemy wasn’t the goal
@reeseslightning11 Жыл бұрын
Earlier in that season, Spartacus actually does use a ditch properly and outwits the Romans. They used the worst example haha.
@marcinrobakiewicz272310 ай бұрын
There is a depiction of a ditch with spikes in outlaw king and he praises it - watch the video again sir :)
@damienlee11653 жыл бұрын
I wanna see this guy play some total war and reenact historical battles and try and change the outcomes through sheer strategy.
@aaaknowkneemoos48113 жыл бұрын
total war is a game and most of its units are downgraded to meet game balance, in a real warfare that kind of mechanics doesnt exist, also theres a huge difference between medieval warfare expert to a general who commands an actual army
@garrett24393 жыл бұрын
You can't dig ditches in Total War. He'd hate it.
@Rawazist3 жыл бұрын
@@garrett2439 actually he is very active on the total war subreddit
@JohnnyWad3093 жыл бұрын
@@aaaknowkneemoos4811 A lot of the TTP's in Total War you use a player are actual TTP's and they do work for the same reasons they work in real life. Obviously, this is ignoring the fact a lot of the Total War games have magic and wizards and bullshit like that. But as far as using your cavalry and artillery properly, positioning your formations and maneuvering, and getting the right troops into the right positions (spearmen/pikemen blocking cavalry shield walls protecting archers and artillery) it can definitely be used as a solid sandbox. But dude above said it best, you can't dig ditches, but you can garrison in settlements and at least have walls.
@bonebard61783 жыл бұрын
It would probably change the outcome because of how the units are balanced
@FantasticFabio3 жыл бұрын
I imagine the writers at the Insider HQ were like: "Hey we finally found some battle scenes with actual ditches in them! Quick, bring him back!" :D
@leas78302 жыл бұрын
They don't search hard enough...
@earthling_parth3 жыл бұрын
"It does an interesting job at giving you the visceral horrors of the battle. The tactics are non-sense" Yep, that is why we wanted Roel back, holds no punches back 🤣😂
@seriliaykilel Жыл бұрын
I love this guy- he seems to just get a good laugh out of everything - though he is absolutely brutal with his ratings
@eranshachar99542 жыл бұрын
"Where is your ditch?! You got to have a ditch!" This is an iconic line, must be printed on T-shirts if you ask me. And I agree with him, I too love history very much.
@oron612 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the most important ditch: the Last Ditch.
@eranshachar99542 жыл бұрын
@@oron61 😆😆😆😆 Awesome man! Thank you for a great comment
@Endzeitpanda3 жыл бұрын
I need more of him. He is like the single best guest in this whole series! Love is humor, love his knowledge!
@edwhatshisname35623 жыл бұрын
"If you get hit with these balls you have nobody to blame but yourself" Lol, that came out wrong.
@User-546313 жыл бұрын
Lol or perfectly right 👍
@juliansenfr3 жыл бұрын
You call it wrong I call it versatile
@DartsGondel3 жыл бұрын
Now it did lol
@yosmelaraujo34703 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo
@a_soriano2 жыл бұрын
anyone else find the snapping motion he did at 1:41 to be unexpectedly violent and incredibly satisfying at the same time?
@fingernecklace48173 жыл бұрын
"If you get hit by these balls, you have no one to blame but yourself" --Dr. KonijnenDick
@hohuy14693 жыл бұрын
I would have blame the commander for make me raise the shield high and tight that i can't see a damb thing 🤣
@johndododoe14112 жыл бұрын
Also, the aiming of that throwing machine was not easily predicted by the enemy. So they wouldn't know where to be to not get hit, and would just hope to be lucky enough that some forward troops would conquer the artillery position first.
@TheMennoXD2 жыл бұрын
Konijnendijk, which means rabbits' dike
@splitdemon7192 жыл бұрын
My new pickup line
@mmtigan2 жыл бұрын
I like how the first 2 replies just missed the point completely.
@albertwayne23232 жыл бұрын
As a Spanish who lived in the province where Spartacus (the movie) was shot, I can give an answer to the historian: all Roman legionaries seen in the battle scene were Spanish soldiers provided by the Spanish government to the movie director by an agreement with the movie producer. That's why they have the discipline to learn the formations, they were using real military. As you can read on Wikipedia: "The battle scenes were filmed on a vast plain outside Madrid. About 8,000 trained soldiers from the Spanish infantry were used to double as the Roman army. Kubrick directed the armies from the top of specially constructed towers. "
@albertwayne23232 жыл бұрын
@Matías Martínez Ofc I think they didn't know that ancient battle formations, but they actually had the military discipline that helps them to learn it. Kubrick was really smart asking for actual infrantrymen to shoot the scene.
@drg.naufal2 жыл бұрын
@Matías Martínez at least they do make formations in ceremony
@grumpyolesilverback72112 жыл бұрын
@Matías Martínez sorry dude. Moving in a disciplined manner is paramount to ANY military movement. Coordinated and disciplined movement is key to battle tactics. Large or small. This hasn’t changed for millennium. Twenty year vet.
@grumpyolesilverback72112 жыл бұрын
@Matías Martínez that is the discipline. Knowing where to be under any condition, under any threat. You don’t understand as you’ve never served. To be disciplined is to move as one, in the instant of a command. Knowing how to move is like having a talent for dancing. Once you have a partner you have to be in sync with him/her. That is the discipline of the movements. That is battle. To be disciplined is to know where your fireteam partner is and that he will react the same as you and vice versa. That how you survive combat. Trust.
@thescholarlychronicler18052 жыл бұрын
@Matías Martínez -- When they were filming LOTR, any of the army formations, Gondor, Elves, Easterlings, Uruk-hai, etc. Those extras were our NZDF, the reason was because soldiers know how to stand, and march in a cohesive manner. It's easier to bring in the military, who already have experience in standing and marching together, than it is to train a bunch of extras.
@RihiHelve3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for calling Novgorod a republic and not just Russia (from Russia with love)
@tranminhnhat7645 Жыл бұрын
Apart from being very knowledgable, this Oxford doctor is also very charming in the way he delivers his points. He may laugh at your mistakes, explaining how silly they are, but you just can't help but laugh along, with no hard feeling.
@joeldykman75913 жыл бұрын
If armies actually fought the way depicted in most hollywood movies, the casualty rates would have been just absurd. Most commanders have a vested interest in not just throwing men into a meat grinder, so most battles were actually not as gruesome as they could be.
@ar05682 жыл бұрын
Another dead soldier = another non-tax paying corpse
@janbo83312 жыл бұрын
@@ar0568 Unless they were mercenaries. Depending on the deal, it could be money saved.
@cseijifja2 жыл бұрын
@@janbo8331 mercenaries tended to not take orders they wouldnt survice most of the time , famously for example , condotieri or allied cav.
@janbo83312 жыл бұрын
@@cseijifja Cav allied to who? It also depended on the army and the era. There was also a time when mercenaries would have their heads chopped off for disobedience if that were the case - Roman auxiliaries, for example.
@MohamedRamadan-qi4hl2 жыл бұрын
@@janbo8331 the auxiliaries were not mercenaries
@iainronald42173 жыл бұрын
Ah, so this is what skinny Steve Rogers would do if he wasn’t Captain America, he’d move to Scotland and study medieval military campaigns.
@seanbrazell61473 жыл бұрын
I will never think about the virtue and wonder of ditches without pre-vita-steroid Captain America's voice narrating it. You have done this to ME! 🤪👈
@TabaquiJackal9063 жыл бұрын
Please let there be a fanfic of this.......
@somebod87033 жыл бұрын
"Why would you do that?" The expression with this sentence that comes up over and over again.
@JorryGT2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love this guy. One of the best movie scene reviews ever :D
@xSolBadguy3 жыл бұрын
I literally could not get tired of episodes with Dr. Roel. Please keep bringing him back!
@rollastoney3 жыл бұрын
You can tell by his laugh he’s being generous with his scores lol love this guy
@NR-fd9wv3 жыл бұрын
he could rate every ancient/medieval battle in movie/tv history, i would watch them all. give this guy his own channel!
@RedFenianPunk1916 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you (Roel) keep mentioning ditches. Always needs to be said and hopefully it'll finally be heeded and depicted properly one day. I didn't know about how inaccurate it was to order archers to shoot all together in volleys. That's interesting! Talking of shooting, one of my peeves with these films and TV shows is how they nearly always say "fire" as the order to shoot arrows or bolts or trebuchet projectiles or whatever. Like.. Why would they say "fire" when the use of fire in projectile weapons hasn't been invented? As far as I know, this is why we say it now. If I'm wrong I'm happy to be corrected.
@jarrodbright5231 Жыл бұрын
The whole archer volley thing started from depictions of musket formations during the Napoleonic wars, American civil war and other wars of that era, then someone deciding that archers must have operated in the same way since if it worked for muskets it must also work for other missile weapons too. Just like how we still have our soldiers in modern warfare line up in neat lines in an open battlefield without cover and wait until everyone is ready to shoot at the same time in a big volley. Because nothing changes in battlefield tactics over the centuries. (And yes, that was sarcasm)
@RedFenianPunk1916 Жыл бұрын
@@jarrodbright5231 haha I get ya. It irritates me how so many film makers and other people can't understand how things are different in different eras and we're not all the same throughout history.
@Crunchy_Punch Жыл бұрын
@@RedFenianPunk1916 Often it's just so the battle action reads as clear and understandable for a modern audience. It's why they changed the thumbs up to a thumbs down in Gladiator.
@genxer12 жыл бұрын
The elves jumping over the dwarf shield wall always struck me as incredibly stupid as well. You have what appears to be a very effective shield wall made by heavily armed and armored soldiers that is totally wasted. So you jump directly in front of all those pikes, ruining the whole defense, right in the path of a large group of heavy infantry running toward you. The elves were lucky they weren't shoved right back onto the pikes by the momentum of the orcs. It would have made much more sense (but I guess wouldn't have looked cool enough) if the orcs, etc., had impaled themselves on the dwarves' pikes and came to a standstill while the elves then rained arrows down on them.
@siliciaveerah93272 жыл бұрын
Do those elves really distrust the dwarves that much
@joefrayling92632 жыл бұрын
Grated at me so much when I watched that, also the double shield thing annoyed me with the elves, however I can understand it with the dwarves If you consider that they are very short and their shields are likely much smaller so for them a double stack would be the equivalent of a single shield wall by elves or humans and since they are defending against human sized or bigger opponents they would have to double stack the shields to get the same level of efficacy since a single dwarf stack would be to small to offer any kind of useful defense
@donaldpratt22962 жыл бұрын
I mean, the whole Battle of Five armies scene is terrible. There is the slimmest possible reason they could do that jumping formation if they could do it after the orcs are engaged with the dwarves, letting them break the orc lines more quickly. But that sounds like a ton of risk and guaranteed higher casualties for not much gain.
@cryamistellimek91842 жыл бұрын
@@donaldpratt2296 It would have been a cool scene if the orcs were starting to pull back if they elves then jumped the line to cut off say, an orc commander if he was on the front lines. Pincer him between the elves and the dwarves and kill him before diving back behind the line.
@srs15182 жыл бұрын
Yep agreed. I think the movie makers went waaaayyyyy too far for “This would look soooo kkkeeeewwwllll” and made a mockery of that scene. Unfortunately it does look kewl… But it has such bad tactics that it breaks the suspension of reality too much for anyone with a drop of military logic (most fans of pregunpowder fantasy). There were too many nopes in that movie. It was like the Rohirrim charging down a black diamond slope. Just…nope
@petertimowreef90852 жыл бұрын
Since in modern warfare everybody and their mother is carrying a fully automatic mini trebuchet the ditches have gotten a lot smaller, but we're still digging them. Changed the name to trenches and they're still the best and simplest defensive tactic.
@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Жыл бұрын
Yep you’ve seen it in Ukraine for like a decade now.
@Kumquat_Lord Жыл бұрын
Unless you're up against the Americans during Desert Storm, they'll just use engineering vehicles to fill the ditch in with you still inside.
@tbotalpha8133 Жыл бұрын
Eh, not quite. Ditches in pre-gunpowder warfare were for fouling infantry and cavalry charges, robbing them of their momentum. Trenches in gunpowder warfare are more akin to improvised fortifications, from which infantry can attack at range while being mostly protected from return fire from enemy infantry. Similar structures, but very different functions.
@kaboom1383 жыл бұрын
"Why would you do that?" Son of a Ditch this man is Just Brutal.
@alejandrop.cansanciojr.36523 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@demilung Жыл бұрын
What I really hated about the Battle of Basrards is that the giant was unarmed. Like that whole impossible pike-and-shield formation - you could nothing against that, unless the giant had any kind of big weapon in him, even just a tree trunk could blow a hole through that. That, and the stupid idea that people would keep climbing the pile of the dead to die on top of it in several layers
@vanyadolly Жыл бұрын
I didn't even watch the show that far, but just looking at the scene I was like, that big troll can't smash through the shield formation? Has he tried?
@arnav9192 Жыл бұрын
@@vanyadolly The lack of weapon and armor fails him. he does try and gets stabbed a lot by the pikes Like if there were a bunch of 5 year old with knives surrounding me, and I had no weapon or armor, I would still be reluctant to go swinging into them surely
@Chad-xh8zs7 ай бұрын
The silly goofy dead horse wall was trash too
@cykeok35253 жыл бұрын
Initial reaction to the whole archers firing in volleys, *aside* from different archers having different amounts of endurance (and amounts of ammunition).. I *also* imagine that ONLY firing in volleys also makes it trivially easy for the enemy to alternate raising their shields, and advancing openly. If it was a constant sporadic rain of arrows, that would be a lot worse, you have to constantly keep your shield raised and never know when a random arrow will nail you out of the blue.
@kristofantal88013 жыл бұрын
Very good observation and other experts say as well that was exactly the case. :) Btw, contemporary depictions didn't show any arrow volleys as well...
@eugenefrolov13963 жыл бұрын
To add, arrows were not to be noticed and deflected, you just would not see them coming, arrows are fast and silent.
@jam38333 жыл бұрын
i imagine the only time a volley works, is an unnoticed first volley. if the enemy didn't noticed, you will want the first arrow rain as dense as possible.
@crypto663 жыл бұрын
@@eugenefrolov1396 AKA the reason for the Arrows on Fire trope; the reasons arrows are so deadly also make them boring to watch.
@eugenefrolov13963 жыл бұрын
@@crypto66 Oh don't tell me... Last weekend we tried to make fire arrows (a winding soaked in tow and gasoline right on the arrowhead) and release them over the river, but the wind was such that the fire just couldn't flare up. It looked much simpler in movies.
@DarthFerder2 жыл бұрын
It is of utmost importance that he reacts to the first few minutes of the HBO series „Rome“. The roman formations and switching out soldiers at the front are phantastic
@Braxant2 жыл бұрын
I know nothing about ancient warfare but that one always seemed so plausible.
@shanethornton90672 жыл бұрын
This guy genuinely loves the topic and talking about it. Great commentator and excited for round 3, maybe with a partner to discuss with.
@Markoyabass Жыл бұрын
You'd absolutely love to go for a pint with big Roel, I absolutely love ancient history and he seems like a class guy to just have a chat with about it.
@rchave2 жыл бұрын
One huge positive point for the Outlaw King was heraldry. They introduced the heraldry with the characters. Then they relied on it to recognise who was who in battle, even with helmets on. And they didn't use the blue filter, you can actually see colours. Massive respect for trying.
@weemissile2 жыл бұрын
There is some sort of grey desaturation on it. But it's not quite as strong as most medieval films.
@AzraealGamer2 жыл бұрын
Loved that movie. Enjoyed how they portrayed everything
@lexhdz58032 жыл бұрын
this man has literally the exact same vibe as Robert Pattinson if he had taken life choices he liked more
@JM-fu6vy2 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@nitchmat2 жыл бұрын
I was solely scrolling through comments until I got to a Robert Pattinson one. Congratulations, I agree.
@VisualxxKhaos2 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Literally just typed his likeness to Robert Pattinson on his pt 1 video!
@anvaryusupov82452 жыл бұрын
True
@larissafreitas12722 жыл бұрын
YESSSS
@T33K3SS3LCH3N3 жыл бұрын
Finally someone calls out wedge formations. I always thought that the concept was insane.
@donaldpratt22962 жыл бұрын
They're weird. We still don't know what they would have really been for, despite there being multiple sources describing them.
@pauldraper17362 жыл бұрын
The idea is to make it easier to direct the formation.
@donaldpratt22962 жыл бұрын
@@pauldraper1736 that is a theory, yes.
@MahoroAndou2 жыл бұрын
If it worked for the Mighty Ducks, it'll work for ancient battlefields.
@antoniousai19892 жыл бұрын
@@donaldpratt2296 My idea is that people in the past weren't as obsessed with efficiency as we are all the time and sometimes you'd find some crazy commander doing "his own thing" at the cost of his men's lives. Also, ancient societies were ritualistic in a way we can't get. You know, doing the "right" thing to do instead of the best thing to do. Lots of the chivalry practices were not good strategically from a pure warfare-oriented point of view.
@necromancertns Жыл бұрын
Who else wants this guy to have his own channel on telling history facts
@umartdagnir3 жыл бұрын
Just FYI: the orders to shoot in volleys started primarily with firearms, because: a) otherwise shooters would not hear the orders, b) to compensate for inaccuracy.
@makshay3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@disce.3 жыл бұрын
More than any of that, it was to maintain a steady stream of bullets since it took a lot of time to reload a gunpowder weapon. That's why volley fire sort of became redundant in small arms tactics with the advent of machine-fed guns.
@wolf310ii3 жыл бұрын
@@disce. Shooting in volleys is not really a steady stream
@Motorman21123 жыл бұрын
Does it actually compensate for inaccuracy? Obviously with more people shooting the chances of someone hitting something are higher, but wouldn't that hold true regardless of whether they waited to fire in sync?
@timovangalen15893 жыл бұрын
@@Motorman2112 Volley fire has more stopping power than scattered fire.
@ربیعہجمیل-ح5ع2 жыл бұрын
0:27 First Clip: Game of Thrones 6/10 3:01 Second Clip: The Hobbit 4/10 6:12 Third Clip: Spartacus(1960) 6/10 8:24 Fourth Clip: King Arthur 6/10 9:39 Fifth Clip: The Witcher 1/10 10:59 Sixth Clip: Outlaw King 7/10 13:05 Seventh Clip: Alexander 7/10 14:53 Eight Clip: Hercules 5/10 15:47 Ninth Clip: Spartacus: War of damned 1/10 17:17 Tenth Clip: Mulan 4/10
@arjunraj8232 жыл бұрын
Nothing from Bahubali🙄
@SelejX2 жыл бұрын
You're the true hero
@robertling22212 жыл бұрын
You are far too generous to the GoT scene, and the Hobbit scene. Elves jumping the wall is as ridiculous as the woman stopping to grieve in theWitcher, if not worse
@ragnarok2832 жыл бұрын
GoT scene is 2/10 just because Jon Snow stood there by himself and survived the cavalry.
@ShivamSharma-56222 жыл бұрын
@@arjunraj823 bahubali 2 fighting scenes were pathetic
@se76322 жыл бұрын
The ditch thing is hilarious, but even in more modern warfare it was important. The Soviets brought out the citizens in Moscow to help build large, numerous trenches to help slow down German tanks in World War 2. Works well when you know an enemy is going to assault a certain point.
@jooptablet17272 жыл бұрын
Physics is the law, everything else is a recommendation.
@fuzzblightyear1452 жыл бұрын
A good general will be pick the ground to defend or funnel the enemy in. The battle at Loudoun was a good example, enemy got cavalry - fight them in boggy ground. English at Agincourt let the French heavy infantry advance through the mud. Defence of Moscow/Lenningrad, please correct me if I'm wrong, I would imagine htere were only certain routes you could approach with heavy armour.
@nazirkazi25882 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzblightyear145 The Germans were stopped eventually at the Mozhaysk Line, west of Moscow. It runs from the city of Tver through Mozhaysk (on the main route west out of Moscow) down to Kaluga, roughly 60-80 km to the west of Moscow. This line had a series I think four rows of fortifications and soldiers to man it at strategic points. There were rivers and dams blown up to deny river crossings (on ice) and to flood plains. Closer to Moscow there are a series of hills called Lenin Hills (now called Sparrow Hills) that command the view eastwards, and all around tbf, that were the backbone of further ditches and huge anti-tank spikes or tacks, some of which are still seen. Of course, Moscow got lucky that Hitler decided to go to the Ukraine and north to Leningrad and bought them time during Operation Barbarossa.
@Thoyn2 жыл бұрын
Dude the entire ww1 is Just a 900km ditch fight
@jhfh31122 жыл бұрын
They are still using defensive trenches in Ukraine right now
@desastermaster2010 Жыл бұрын
"When you turn your attention away from the battle, somebody s gonna shank you...!" I love this guy!
@ekanshsingh38963 жыл бұрын
He's finally back . The man we needed . Thanks for not ditching us.
@Nuvendil3 жыл бұрын
The schadenfreude of seeing him skewer the utter nonsense from The Battle of the Five Armies is just...so good. That movie's nonsensical tactical decisions made me actually angry. Also, how did he not mention the spectacular idiocy of the Battle of the Bastards "wall of the dead?" The idea that indiscriminate carnage of that level could happen without one or both armies breaking is comical (especially with the friendly fire), let alone these bodies forming a nice convenient wall.
@atomic_wait3 жыл бұрын
I guess for the Bolton army getting massacred in the battle might have been a preferable alternative to being flayed alive slowly if you were caught as a deserter afterwards?
@Nuvendil3 жыл бұрын
@@atomic_wait You are making a lot of assumptions about people's ability to sustain morale in these situations. Formations are critical not just for tactics but to maintain order. Disorder is the beginning of panic. If a battle descended into a chaotic melee with death happening all around, no sense of where your allies are, and then suddenly people start dropping dead around you due to arrows being fired from you don't even know where...yeah, that group is going to panic and panic spreads quickly. The disorientation of such an engagement on its own would be bad enough but this much carnage and disorder combined with indiscriminate arrow fire suddenly raining down? I wouldn't be surprised if both armies broke down and fled.
@koreancowboy423 жыл бұрын
So your saying the whole battle of the five armies sucked? Pfft Atlwast it's still better than game of thrones bullshit excuses for battles. Half of the battles we don't get to see. Also your comparing something more fantasy than game of thrones which is trying to be realistic and not fantasy.
@Nuvendil3 жыл бұрын
@@koreancowboy42 Well I wasn't comparing, I was saying both were ridiculous. But yes, pretty much the entire Battle of the Five Armies was just comical. There's no sense of consistency, enemies and allies just materialize and disappear as the plot demands. The use of formations looks nice but it only makes the ridiculous tactics all the more infuriating. When the elves jumped over that shield wall, not only were they throwing away a potent defensive position, in reality they would have been immediately skewered by the spears they jumped over, actively sacrificing their lives to *save* the front ranks of the orc army who were about to sacrifice themselves to try and overrun the Dwarf line. And the whole battle is full of this kind of nonsense. And this is in stark contrast to the Hobbit book and the Lord of the Rings books where the battles were always fairly grounded and consistent despite their fantastical elements. Now Peter Jackson has had this problem throughout the LOTR films too and it only got worse as those films went on, but it was never anywhere near as bad as Five Armies.
@corruptangel67933 жыл бұрын
I didn't agree with his issues with how the elves delt with the Calvary through. As dumb as a lot of the tactics in that battle were, I thought that was a brilliant one, even if the logistics around executing it are mind boggling. The idea of trying to stop a calvery rush that uses giant rams with a infantry held sheildwall sounds terrible. So the tactic of just sending them up, over and into killing boxes was quite clever and would be, I imagine, devastatingly effective if pulled off correctly.
@kenzito1013 жыл бұрын
He was way too generous with some of the scores but it just goes to show he actually values the effort put into all these movies.
@AldorEricsson3 жыл бұрын
If everything was universally rated 1/10, we wouldn't need the scores at all.
@ZedsDeadZD3 жыл бұрын
I think its nice he gives points for different things like weaponary and armor/cloths and not tactics alone. Sure many battles are inaccurate for the fighting part due to the plot but at least they get the equipment right (or not).
@anaverageloser83942 жыл бұрын
Yaaassss, more from Dr, ROEL please, he is more entertaining than the movies!!!!!