FIXING YOUR PICK UP LINES with Grace Helbig & Mamrie Hart

[@ThisMightGet]

What is the grossest pick up line that you used or was used on you? WE NEED THE TEA.

[@JanelleRae]

My go-to opening line on Tinder is, "Well you look like a fun place to sit."

[@alexiaa2345]

it wasn't gross but, I was at a small heavy metal/rock gig and I started head-banging my little heart out (a little drunk) and my hair is quite long and I'm whipping it back and forth having a blast. Then I feel a tap on my shoulder so i turn around and theres this guy covering one of his eyes "You whipped me in the eye with your hair" I quickly apologise feeling awful and he says " Ouch yeah, you really got me, maybe I could take you on a date to make up for it?" He was really sweaty and I wasn't single (few more drinks and I might have) but it was a solid line.

[@AfikiJ]

My love for you is like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in

[@DesireeBorghese]

I have a blog on tumblr dedicated to pick up lines and puns called lecheesypickups. "You must be a wall and I'm hulk cause I want to smash" is just a small preview of what is on there.

[@amandab2809]

A guy once exclaimed, "Jesus came home!" When he saw my butt. It didn't work.

[@KarensWorld]

*whispers because we’re in a library* Can I teach you the do-me decimal system?

[@ThisMightGet]

Make sure to whisper it directly into their ear when they're looking somewhere else.

[@itbetay8490]

“Let me be transparent with you- I’m thirty-two and I need this” I CANT BREATHE 😂😂

[@leannuh47]

“Here’s an epi pen, write down your number.” 😂😂😂

[@theloserchild]

honestly they're both so smart and comedically talented (that's not a word but whatever) i wish the episodes were an hour long cause it's so entertaining

[@Spongebobs4Life]

Nathalie comedically? That’s a word!

[@theloserchild]

Em B oh it is? cause my phone put a red line under it but good to know hahah

[@Spongebobs4Life]

Nathalie haha. At least in the uk it’s a word lol 😂

[@lucyk310]

Mamrie with the ongoing joke of Grace "liking them young" 😂😂😂😂

[@ailenelucob]

lucyk310 i dont get this. do they have this as an inside joke? whats happening?😂

[@Dermatillomaniac]

This was hilarious start to finush

[@ModestGirl79]

Most memorable pick up line I've gotten - "you're pretty hot for a white girl. Why don't you come over and be my snowflake?" So sweet, but I had to freeze him out.

[@ThisMightGet]

Now he really has blue balls.

[@ModestGirl79]

This Might Get I see what you did there. I mean, I don't see, exactly, thank God. That was a different guy on a different corner! Woo hoo city life!

[@NoteToLoser]

I'm going for the crippled person in the library! "Shhh, I know we're supposed to be quiet in the library, but I'm gonna make you scream the way you did when you broke your ankle." Now there's a chance they might take this as a threat, but the best part is that they can't run away! 😂

[@THE.HONKENING]

The best part of waking up

[@doublenig]

Livi Madison is grace and mamrie....on your phone? Lol

[@Amoureuxxx]

Livi Madison Folgers in your cup?

[@cherryrot]

is Folgers in your cup

[@KineticFetus]

♪is going back to sleep from crippling depression♪

[@traintracks7199]

this comment section was a wild ride sjkds

[@traintracks7199]

i was just thinking to my self all "wow grace and mamrie are so talented and funny!! they need to have their own show?? it would be so popular" and then i like....put down my cup of tea and realised....they do.....and im watching it......wow...good job me

[@BrowinJ]

wlw puts down cup of tea to like your status

[@JeremyMYG]

Grace: Brace yourself- *instant “ugh” sound from crew*

[@danwadey2969]

The member of the Dink Fam that sent in a suggestion hahahaaha #RIPAd

[@PfreshLim]

I could have listened to them improv lines forever! They are just too good!! OOOOHHHH GIIIRLL!!! #BagOfDouche Mamrie roasting Grace about the young ones was pretty great too!!

[@tamhillbilly]

Dink Dink

[@teddyfeld]

Dink-dink! Dink! Dink!

[@gibbayyyyy]

rip ad 😭

[@katiebrown218]

Diiiiiink R.I.P. #ad

[@JackiHamm]

Dink fam 💜

[@ThisMightGet]

We see you, Dink fam. Sorry for your loss. #RIPad

[@sarahpocalypse_7102]

SHOUTOUT TO THE JENNA AND JULIEN TWITTER NAME

[@_Onlime]

This episode was amazing!

[@christaldudley1798]

Please please please do a part 2. of this! Best episode yet, really reflects the humor and wit you bot have. I would especially love it if you continued this theme and invited Hannah Hart back onto the show. Love you both, watched this multiple times since it has come out... Keep up the good work.

[@TheShiningDino]

When I saw Dinking on my son, Ad I got a bit teary eyed... Dink dink little guy hope youre having minature pancakes and cucumber slushies over the rainbow bridge

[@gazzamuso]

marxsia dink dink little ad. Dink dink 💚💚💚

[@rachelbeamon640]

RIP thiccboi

[@ChloeanTaylorswift13]

some guy tried to pick me up by just making kissing noises in my ear (gross btw, don't do that) - I didn't know he was there and thought it was a bee, so I ended up slapping him in the mouth 😅 🐝

[@twocheeky]

It’s what he deserved 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@jnbg61584]

Miss Shelley May for real, that’s their personal bubble. It’s like “idk you, gtfo of my literal face”

[@julianmastri9605]

yeahhh he had it coming

[@ThisMightGet]

I'm literally so grossed out just from hearing that story. He deserved it tbh.

[@JulianCedar]

Damnit that's the only way I flirt!

[@AlexQ]

This needs to be trending. On the spot jokes. I’m here for it.

[@notacritfail]

I hope 'This Might Get' never ends because I need the sheer brilliance of it and the laughs so damn bad!!

[@JeremyMYG]

I love a clever pick up line. Hit me with those puns and I’ll ... idk laugh and move away anxiously.

[@MarkThePage]

Best I've got is "I'm a vegetarian, but I might still eat your meat."

[@jhubeJELLO]

I asked a gay vegan if he still 'ate meat ;);)))' and ended up having half our class hate me for being rude

[@Spongebobs4Life]

Best pick up line I ever heard was from a lad who came up to my friend in a gay club where we were sitting at the bar and he moved my friends chair slightly and went “hey, do you mind if I push your stool?” 🤣🤣🤣

[@samllyn]

that line made me straight

[@Triairius]

That is vile and I love it

[@ThisMightGet]

LOL WHAT

[@CourtLLRN]

EWWW!! Ahahaha!

[@leannuh47]

Mamrie: You stubbing your toe all the time is inconvenient for me.

[@lucyk310]

This episode is hilarious 😂

[@akiv33401]

"MMM.. Mace!" - Grace Helbig Self-defense techniques Circa 2018. :D

[@hoodieboy]

I’ve been repeating “mmm oh gurl” for about ten mins 😂😂😂

[@hyprcolor]

RIP Ad

[@Goldiehylian]

This is one of the very few channels I love getting notifications from. Always cheers me up 😊

[@shelbshoward]

One time going through the drive through at Taco Bell a guy handed me my food and said “you’re pretty so I threw in some cinnamon twists for free”

[@gibbayyyyy]

Shelby Howard man I wish I was hot so i could get free cinnamon twists 😂

[@secretsxdontxmake]

O shit, that would work for me

[@MichiContreras]

I once got the “something’s wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” Yeah, no. I didn’t end up fixing his phone.

[@yerdasellsavon2950]

The Jersey in Grace really shone at 9:10 :)

[@Woodsy9199]

I once heard a pick up line that went “ If you were a transformer, you’d be called Optimus FINE😏” another great episode 🙌🏼

[@HayTomPetty]

This episode has been my favorite so far! Love these funny ladies

[@israellopez2412]

Mamrie lookin like a SNACK today

[@sethmanges5465]

I work nights, so i go to sleep at like 6 a.m. CST, and this show is the best thing to watch before going to bed ❤ I love you guys

[@valeriekeyser7100]

I could listen to you guys create pick up lines ALL DAY

[@laurentrossman1989]

I once met a guy named Dennis and the first thing I said to him was "my cousins have a female cat named Dennis" It worked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@hairstylist135]

Keep it rolling! I look forward to these episodes !!

[@sarahpanther1491]

This has been my favourite episode so far! Thanks for the laughs 😄

[@YayForBoo]

This show is just getting better and better!

[@kimberlyberryhill8688]

“Squirrel-friend”!!! Love it!!!

[@melenes18]

Mamrie’s puns in every episode give me life! 😂

[@94XBlackXEyedXPeas]

Definitely going to need another one of This Might Get Picky in the future.

[@edaj1990]

The absolute WORST line I've gotten (also, worst timing) was when I was in the ER waiting to get stitches on my finger. The guy said something stupid about "You're so hot the stitches will melt." 😒😒😒

[@bethanyallison310]

3:42 should have responded “actually I take after my dad”

[@Emily-ld5od]

My favourite episode so far!! This was hilarious!!!

[@unbreakable_lindi_schmidt]

I missed yesterday‘s episode, but I‘m not sad because now I can watch two in a row. Life is good.

[@daniellenash7605]

I laughed out loud while watching this at work to the point of people staring. Not ashamed.

[@savannahesposito3794]

The panic at the disco one!!! I’m crying 😂

[@maryallyn330]

This is my favorite episode so far. Please repeat this game in later episodes! The lols just kept going

[@VilladeJeremyC]

I freaking love you two! Y’all are so funny!!!!

[@thestraycat514]

I gave a thumbs up for the "Dewey decimal system" part. Wellllllllllll done :)

[@cherryrot]

Where's Mamrie's patch on her shirt?! 😂

[@TheSongwritingCat]

I think this is the funniest episode yet. You should play this game again.

[@melthenewqueen]

Mamrie's puns have gotten vehemently funnier and creative!! I need her next book to be a book of puns!!!!!!!

[@eliotc9744]

this is the funniest episode yet!

[@Deathbecomeshim13]

If your gratitude problem was on a shirt. I WOULD BUY IT! You girls are great! Keep it up! ❤

[@madeibn]

This is my favourite part of my nightly routine. Grace and Mamrie are the perfect way to procrastinate going to sleep.

[@MonkeyQueen39]

You should still have a show called... This Might Get F'd Up.. Bloopers edition..😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😀😀😀😅😅😅😘😘

[@leannuh47]

I would get successfully picked up by both of them.

[@teddyfeld]

The worst/creepiest pick up line I've ever gotten: "Hey. I've been watching you here for the last two weeks. Sooo.. are you single?" Might require some context: I do Inline Figure Skating and had found this nice empty road to practice on about a kilometer from where I live. Apparently that dude had been frequenting the same road on his evening walk and just creepily stood behind one of those little electric work houses for like an hour every night. No surprise that I'll never go practice there ever again.

[@KrisCadwell]

This was a hilarious episode, good work.

[@TamaraWoods]

I love that Mamrie called out the Wayne's World reference.

[@cattroot8496]

To the choking guy I would have said, "I'm glad you're ok. Now it's my turn to choke on you." 😉😂😱

[@TinaLee054]

Why when I heard the one with the clown...I thought of "hey, you're guilty of looking like a bozo." 😂

[@Mjsqueerbookclub]

Best start to the day! Love this show 😁👊🏻🍕

[@abbiewentworth9290]

I see their improv pasts are paying off lmao

[@tealmacfarlane]

Bozo probably shouldn't be part of a clown pick up line. 🤣 But it was better than "I have some balls you can juggle."

[@pauliporcupine]

Hell yeah hello dink fam!!

[@SoLOSTy]

"Hey, hot stuff!" "Woooooaaah!" Literally me.

[@meganjane3809]

Yasssssss Mamrie calling out that blatant Wayne's World plagiarism!

[@thekcorinne]

"A bag of douche" hahahah! "Can I buy you a drink?" is just the worst honestly. I always immediately have a feeling like.... biiiiitch, I can pay for my OWN drink!!

[@batarangbecks]

I'm living for the immediate groan from somebody after Grace said "brace yourself"

[@michaeltuohy3835]

ONLY IF THEY'RE CHOKING!!!!! I'M DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@neele3817]

I didn't think we'd ever see the day when Grace lowkey outshines Mamrie in a pun game but here we are.

[@isaacsorell6378]

Another great episode

[@taylormarshall6574]

i made the terrible mistake of watching this in my school’s library. laughed out loud. very loud.

[@Katiedora122]

Oh man, how do you not get a "Can I check you out" line at the library?

[@adrianeaguilera2282]

Seriously quality content!!!

[@HelleBunny_]

Shout out to Grace with that Mitchell Davis wear!

[@horvathl2699]

Omg... This is hilarious stuff. 😎❤️💘 Deserves more than just one thumbs up.

[@MrCaw0909]

best episode yet

[@cherryrot]

the best part of waking up isn't folgers in my cup, it's these 2 gals

[@Epicrah]

"Ya know, you're very aggressive." I walk away continuing my job, come back to tell the guy what his next bit is, "That was a compliment, I like it." .... Cool old man. Please stand here.

[@samantha8188100]

Mamrie is on fire in this episode!!!!

[@anndoherty3434]

DINKIN ON MY SON AD

[@charlotte9981]

Library one: "I was gonna check out a book but, I thought I'd check you out instead."

[@lanegrabella8]

My favorite one by far! So. Funny.

[@kmunny]

I love you two together! haha

[@RachelDavis705]

You two are national treasures.

[@kittymcgee7189]

I would buy that tshirt....do you guys have merch yet?

[@mcconkeyb]

LOL, my best pick up line is "Hi" Response is either a dirty look, or just a turn and run away...

[@sambo6266]

So funny. Do this one again!!

[@bearert]

My husband asked, "Do you come here, often?" I now think that should be on his headstone.

[@halibali0717]

At 10:12 I got Mrs kasha Davis vibes from Mamrie 😅😅

[@priyashasharma9791]

I screamed when I read "don't threaten me w a good time" because #PANIC!ATTHEDISCOSTAAAAN

[@kairiu9993]

LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

[@OnlyOnline2O1O]

"There we go, there we go" 😂