Three Hilariously Terrible Popes

[@miannwn]

THE WAY SHANE AND RYAN BOTH TURN TO LOOK AT THE CAMERA AFTER HE SAYS 'THAT WAS A JOKE' IM SNORTING WHAT ARE THEY ON THE OFFICE

[@vinsueringamer2388]

Mia Gadsby ikr

[@lucyschraff4893]

Yes. They are.

[@josiemac7807]

Mia Gadsby time stamp?

[@sal8199]

@@josiemac7807 24:50

[@charlie9619]

they did it in sync too!!!!!

[@amelialauren1716]

They cut off that one pope's thumb, forefinger, and middle finger on one of his hands because those are the fingers they use to bless things, so losing those fingers is like taking his removal from papacy even further

[@IndianaJonas96]

Thank you for this useful knowledge!!!!

[@finchfern320]

Damn....that's brutal

[@Lilithly]

@Regret is my middle name really? I heard they cut off both the index and the middle finger which is where the reversed peace sign (basically the same meaning as the middle finger in the uk) came from.

[@rareELL]

I was like 666

[@itnotmeitu3896]

Corey yeah it was during the 100 years war French knight would cut off english longbowmens fingers, and that middle finger thing was a taunt by English archers who were never caught!😂

[@mickey9111]

I love how Shane always has Ryan on the show. Like the other people come and go but the whole time his best friend Ryan is right there at his side.

[@tree.mctree]

Mickey Vickey Vlogs along w his girlfriend Sara. His two best pals are on his show.

[@carolinabeltran8420]

Its so beautiful😢

[@nikerdz]

@@tree.mctree which is why it needs to come back T--T

[@EatPieNProsper]

He's the Alan to his Steven Fry

[@Alchemy818.]

This is so wholesome 😍

[@maelakay6033]

we all just gonna ignore how monk homie admitted to extreme edging

[@oogabooga5295]

EXTREME EDGING FFFFFFNFJFNFN

[@maelakay6033]

ooga booga call it how it is

[@magdalene74]

pretty sure he wasnt a catholic monk.

[@lwzalmendra4174]

extreme edging fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu.....

[@lyancrown7648]

He cute too

[@myst66]

Mob: LETS ROPE THE POPE, LETS ROPE THE POPE. LETS- *solar eclipse* Mob: Run awaaaaay!!

[@sheriharrington48]

lolpopo 809 😄😆

[@maleighnadavis8594]

Reminds me of Monty python

[@theskyisnotreal]

LMAO

[@KennyMcCormick99]

LMAO... IKR!? Can you imagine how freaked out they were being so ignorant of how the solar system works??

[@ashestodust9483]

Mob was probably like "Nooooope!"

[@meeramothilal]

"You do realize that not everyone had a primal urge to dig up a dead body and yell at it, right?"

[@ceardataagtarlu2978]

to bury someone... yes but not to dig them up

[@imnotgoodwithnames4101]

Wait...Really?

[@lunettasuziejewel2080]

FAKE NEWS

[@damenwhelan3236]

Frankly... no.

[@raine-time]

Ryan created Unsolved, Shane created Ruining History. I love how both of their buzzfeed series are super popular. Goes to show how these two carry the channel lmao.

[@Xwaterwicca]

Russ RedCloud they really do

[@jessicabraud3307]

I only watch Buzzfeed for Shane and Ryan tbh

[@lime_green_gurl101k6]

Jessie Braud Same

[@maxebanana6143]

I actually dont like buzzfeed at all. The only reason why im still here is because I love watching them two

[@rouzbeakhlaghi3038]

We should make a hashtag for them by which we urge them to leave CrapFeed and start their own channel. I'm pretty sure they would be more than able to kickstart it.

[@banditthekid9753]

after nine months of decay, that pope's corpse would be well into the dry/skeletal phase of decomposition. so while this was an awful, gross thing they did, at least they didn't have a bloated, rotting corpse up there, it was just a skeleton dude with robes and a hat on which is kind of a funny scene to picture

[@nina.robbs565]

that would actually be a cool piece of art

[@burningcandles7692]

This is a cursed thought

[@kaseynickel]

But can you imagine if it was bloated so bad to the point of almost exploding? Then they place it in court and it starts making these weird noises then BOOM! Splash zone!

[@ΧαράΒασιλείου-π2ξ]

not all the time... when they dug out my great great uncle who was a priest his corpse hadn't rotted yet, it was bloated and smelled awful

[@DecemberSfy]

Unless he was embalmed or mummified. Which he indefinitely was not.

[@Tramper27]

i love how sara applies that chapstick like shes chuggin a beer,,,, mood

[@krickenReach123]

Å

[@spicysonson3041]

Martin Beberman not really...

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Martin Beberman ...because it was a cut? You do know this whole video was edited right?

[@sarahhales1505]

It is rumored that Alexander VI (Rodrigo Borgia) used his son Cesar as the model for the image of Jesus that we all know today.

[@pigeon1178]

Well you have to admit the resemblance is ridiculous

[@fusel5883]

Gregorian why is it a bad myth?

[@non_regulars]

I heard that the image of Jesus we all know today is based off of Leonardo da Vinci’s lover.

[@Kerosene.Dreams]

It is my understanding that it is actually Constantine, the guy that created Constantinople.

[@Skadi609]

@@fusel5883 Because depictions of long haired bearded Jesus existed way before Cesare's birth

[@punkpuppyluv]

Ryan: we all have our inner demons Me: yeah but you got Ricky

[@trinitytriplett2776]

Ricky: how do u know about me?

[@aishwaryap.2230]

Ricky: What's it to you, peasant?

[@brandonatwood8859]

"Who's Ricky Goldsworth?"

[@natasyaellen5690]

Anyone notice the cards when they start introducing the popes? "Popemon"

[@tamarkb6833]

I swear if pope/saint trading cards exist....

[@bridgetphelan4742]

Ryan: "You're acting like he assassinated him with a string of hotdogs. It's a fucking rope." Honestly the best line.

[@quintenreimer554]

I like that even then you can already see glimpses of puppet history.

[@celt0131]

I love puppet history!!! Yall so right

[@venerandoalamaresjr.8910]

Especially when the Professor talked about Cesare, who in here was mentioned a bit from the pope known for the Chestnut parties 💀

[@sunshinedevotee9149]

i keep replaying 24:51 lmao, the way shane and ryan look at the camera i'm dead haha

[@pisces6220]

sunshine devotee what killed me was Sara’s reaction at 20:07

[@joshuadouglas2962]

Oof that unison though. You can tell they've done a tonne of Unsolved together

[@rice.jpg2]

They’re soulmates I tell ya

[@Mikalino13]

the EXACT unison of it sendsssss

[@madeline3617]

"But there was an eclipse!" me: *desperately searching through the comments waiting for someone to make a fire nation reference*

[@zeolith_zozo]

OH MY GOD SKKSKSKSK

[@jasss188]

Lmaooo you’ve earned my respect🤣

[@Larissawesome]

They literally pulled a reverse invasion of the fire nation

[@orchid8540]

oh look, you dropped this: my respect. here you go!

[@minamori2692]

“That’s real. I cancel plans cuz it rains.” Too true lolol

[@oliviam2437]

"ARE YOUUU JOSHINN' MEEEEEE?????"

[@isi_hpt]

"I cancel plans when it rains" ME

[@adrianaay043]

Ryan "we all have inner demons" Shane literally a demon

[@jasminguiza6227]

Belle Ayala Ricky: What do you know peasant (Ryan)?

[@chhandamandal5209]

Bro he is a grey (an alien species) not a demon. Even though it's theorised that he has some control over demons.

[@nicolelouise9779]

Shane isn't Ryan's inner demons, Shane is more like an outer demon you know that fun friend that you jokingly call a demon but in actually is a demon.

[@jackroberts2704]

Sara has to keep him in a Salt circle

[@bashful_michael]

I always look forward to these. Shane is the perfect storyteller and the guests provide good commentary. I feel like I learn so much, more than I ever did in history class. This was a really good episode!

[@golivereviews3194]

who paid you to say this

[@charliegiles5627]

shhhhhhhhhhhhh no one can know..

[@theverywhimsicaltrex2402]

i asked my teatcher about the battle of alesia he was like what?

[@owo_j_5974]

I want this as school :\

[@charlescalthrop2535]

Sleepy Yoongi yeah, wish they could be my teachers.

[@kincaiddebell2827]

“He has inner demons” *sigh* “We all have inner demons”

[@htoodoh5770]

Kincaid DeBell Yep

[@MadGrubble]

I love this, but TBH I’d watch anything with Shane and Ryan in it.

[@TaurusWitch29]

New channel called the watcher if you didnt know! Puppet history is hilarious!

[@oatesnmilk]

YEAA H >>

[@bedroombohemian5632]

Sara is amazing tho

[@damenwhelan3236]

Except let's plays and drinking videos....

[@khameronsmith108]

Shane: Everyone put on your history glasses Ryan: No, I don't think I will

[@antonialunarius9564]

Shane: “...We are all pretty intelligent now.” *everyone ducking buying out toilet paper nearly nation wide for a virus that doesn’t cause you to go #2 viciously* Me: “No. No, we aren’t.”

[@bobbyshewan4229]

Antonia Lunarius facts lmao it’s a miracle I managed to find any

[@The_UmbrellaMan]

I work at a grocery store, can confirm that people are idiots.

[@maxamillion26093]

Of all the things to hoard and that’s what we gate kept🤷🏻‍♀️

[@noellefritz5678]

how do you not realize it's because if the apocalypse happens, then the toilet paper is eventually going to run out and there's no alternative

[@antonialunarius9564]

@@noellefritz5678 honestly forgot I commented here XD. Yeah no I realize that. There’s not a lot of good alternatives out there since most of us don’t know how to identify big leaf plants without a book. And toilet paper on its own, it’s kind of versatile to an extent.

[@lenasharmaine8296]

Shane would make a great history teacher.

[@randybobandy3002]

He really would tho

[@bvvrnYT]

And a ghostbuster

[@harleyhartline]

And now we have the professor

[@clarissaavila2531]

@@harleyhartline Fr

[@Squirtlesam]

He is now! Check out Puppet History on Watcher :)

[@landyang13]

24:50 Shane and Ryan’s reaction 😂 those 2 know how to interact with an audience

[@user-bv2wo8te8f]

*Meanwhile the "updated" people are happily watching "puppet history" in shane,ryan and steven's independent channel called "watcher"* *Here comes another comment which i got 1.6 likes. Thank you!*

[@Linhdoesstuff]

I watch both, and Unsolved too, because I love their humor.

[@lilithwills812]

It's good. It's a different format, but worth a watch.

[@TaurusWitch29]

Theres only 2 episodes, gotta binge on the classics until more come along

[@artificialpanda7173]

I dunno. Their new channel seems pretty dry to me. Even the muppets show didn't feel funny to me. Maybe because they're still experimenting on new stuffs to put on their channel.

[@rishikagoswami2617]

@@artificialpanda7173 the last episode of puppet master was good. Had me rolling. It was on a Titanic surviver..

[@Jillbles]

I really like these. Both for the overall content Shane provides, and because whoever is doing the animations & captions is KILLING IT.

[@blanketfort]

If i'm not mistaken, Shane does the editing with another dude

[@georgiac.5352]

Those red bottom heels when he died 😂

[@babahu15]

Georgia Skinner I thought the scandal was gonna be that the Pope was a woman the whole time

[@TheAwkwardYear]

I guess you could say ... these is bloody shoes *csi yeeeeehaaaa*

[@beautifullEternal]

Maibre Edwards I read somewhere heels started as shoes for butchers so they didn’t stand directly in the blood? Don’t know if actually factual.

[@AlyssaRicks]

Gotta die in them Loubs, amirite?

[@connerleemusic]

pretty impressed you got all those popes to appear on the show.

[@okay9340]

Conner lee Carey yeah! like, buzzfeed must be loaded to bring all three of them!

[@72snailsinatrenchcoat19]

Shane: They decided to murder him with rope! My brain for no damn reason: k i n k y

[@ponassunsnukis2655]

R(p)ope

[@rivers613]

@@ponassunsnukis2655 is that called a Pope Rope? Lol

[@Spongebobs4Life]

This is my favourite show rn. And I don’t feel guilty lying in bed and watching because IM LEARNING, MOM!

[@kierascriven6864]

Em B literally me.😂

[@alexandra1511]

You should learn to spell

[@kierascriven6864]

-KissesA some countries spell favourite instead of favorite, but you must have missed that in grammar school, so shut up.

[@alexandra1511]

Kiera Scriven Obviously, no one can take a joke 🙄

[@kierascriven6864]

-KissesA obviously, it didn't sound like one.

[@Soladat]

I was putting chapstick on and looking at my phone when i heard Shane say put your chapstick away and i was honestly so terrified i had to rewind it to see if he actually said that lmao

[@losyle]

just when i was reading this he said it WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS

[@ameliakreiensieck7983]

master key i ThINk NoT!!

[@heydemonsityaboiasher9079]

"Don't we all have inner demons?" ..... ...Ricky Goldsworth?

[@trinitytriplett2776]

Ricky: how do you know about me??

[@heydemonsityaboiasher9079]

@@trinitytriplett2776 i have my ways, my demonic friend ;)

[@bonepaste_3336]

Hey can Alexander VI tell me how To flirt with girls thanks -helpless lesbian

[@eviehowlett2535]

Frickin’ Fricks same

[@thebasicblonde2833]

Me tooo, like jeez Alex you a player teach me your ways

[@ismet1664]

Be Pope, buy chestnuts -Alexander VI

[@bagellover1203]

me omg

[@ciaragildea998]

@@ismet1664 step 3, profit

[@cecilia____2184]

The Monk dude needs to make a video where he tells the story of his monk days Buzzfeed you need to do this it would be a gigantic missed opportunity if you guys didn't

[@Nucleyus]

Cecilia Lopes let this idea be possible! 💕😍

[@AcidRainbowSkies]

YESSS

[@caroline-gx5cs]

That would be interesting but maybe w/ someone else bc he said he was only there for 2 weeks

[@sarahrayanne184]

Monks live pretty basic and uninteresting lives

[@TBegay]

Aria (not sure of spelling) he's just an interesting dude. He interned at the White House too. He got spanked on camera by a camgirl for a video once. If he ever wrote a book -I'd buy it.

[@thething2723]

They gonna talk about the three popes that declared themselves pope at the same time, and all excommunicated the other

[@lexigrimhaive]

At the time that must have been a horrible situation for the average person, but now, in modern times, the 3 simultaneous popes m all excommunicating each other thing is so freaking funny to me.

[@Michelle-tz6qh]

Who else is here waiting for the next episode of Puppet History?

[@coollittlegremlin7243]

12:48 "lannister vibes" LMAO the whole borgia family is like irl lannisters

[@itnotmeitu3896]

And the Hapsburgs

[@cthulhuftagn4645]

Lucricia, Giovanni, Gioffre & Cesare. Italian Barmy Army, The Borgia Family

[@smokesparkdragonfly1368]

Three terrible popes: you won't believe what they did with chestnuts

[@fiddlebirdblue4953]

Chestnuts? You won't believe what they did with corpses! ;D

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Nut vendors HATE them!

[@fionafiona1146]

Fiddlebird Blue They once excavated a pope to put him on trial

[@forvanityssake]

You guys NEED to do an episode about the teenage, cross-dressing, promiscuous, murdered-on-the-orders-of-his-own-grandmother Roman emperor Elagabalus. He literally smothered his dinner guests to death with flower petals!

[@ashalyce421]

OH MY GOD YES DO THIS ONE PLEASE

[@decepticonne]

that's the scene depicted in this painting btw :) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Roses_of_Heliogabalus

[@flowersintheKitchen]

flblbl wonderful painting, by the way

[@halimaanita2784]

OMG YES!!!!

[@kiri1082]

He also used Christians as candles

[@ellie4328]

I love how different ruining history’s and unsolved’s editing is like you can tell which show is Ryan and which show is Shane😂

[@hashmitabhawnani8723]

I love how after the last Pope said "That was a joke" Shane and Ryan both looked away at the same time.

[@neoangelo6187]

I love how Ryan and Shane both looked at the camera in sync at the end

[@rc9015]

how is no one talking about how CUTE the ex monk is

[@streamfancy2741]

not ok Aria?

[@natalielewis3720]

i came into the comments just to see if anyone was talking about it

[@AMGGchan]

trynna find his instagram LOL

[@natalielewis3720]

Krystal Jang aria inthavong

[@trishmnz]

Omg RIGHT??????

[@jonahlieb4118]

You can say that pope Benedict wasn't popeular.

[@octobermidnights]

Jonah Lieb I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did at this comment 💀

[@nikkiberay4903]

Jonah Lieb why are you the way you are

[@GorgonGirl07]

I wish they would make more of these Ruining History episodes.

[@Goosebelldog]

You should check out puppet history on the Watcher, Shane made his own show! I really like it so far :D

[@GorgonGirl07]

@@Goosebelldog Yes. I have been watching it, but thank you for the suggestion.

[@scarlettvamp7029]

“that real.. i cancel plans cause it rains” hahahaha me toooooo

[@TheMoonAndStars]

I just realized there is a little symbol on the top right hand corner of the cards and it says POPEMON 😂 That's funny

[@Mariuhh]

i appreciate who've makes the animations

[@ellethompson2781]

12:53 if u listen closely, you can hear either ryan or shane yelling "SPRING BREAK" from the D.B cooper ep of unsolved

[@graciez1232]

OMG

[@sidneyh970]

LMAOOOOO

[@greatalexander3820]

Just a little information for those that care, the three fingers that were chopped off are the three fingers that are used to grant Papal blessings.

[@Skadi609]

Great Alexander Yeah poor Formosius went through such a disgrace just because he supported the wrong party😞. Fortunately, his successor got what was coming to him.

[@greatalexander3820]

Unfortunately that is the inevitable result of when a Pope values his position as a secular land owner as highly as he does his spiritual position, he gets embroiled in messy politics. At least this period of Papal history wasn't as messy as the Western Schism.

[@Skadi609]

Great Alexander When Western and Eastern Church(XIth century) split or the Protestant Reformation(XVIth)?(I'm French so I don't exactly know what the denomination Western Schism is referring to)

[@greatalexander3820]

Actually im talking about the French schism :) The Avignon Papacy meets the Roman Papacy en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Schism When Three popes split Catholicism.

[@Skadi609]

Great Alexander Of course! The antipopes😀*facepalm! When you mentioned Avignon, I didn't need to watch your link to guess what period you were referring to😂. Thanks for the fresh memory. It's said that Catherine of Sienna intervened to push Popes to get back to Rome. Just imagine: two popes claiming to be the bishop of Rome and excommunicating each other ☺

[@AmmarKhan-lt5es]

When unsolved is on break so this is you’re only source of happiness

[@sporadical3391]

Ammar Khan this and drugs

[@aliyakhan3187]

Ammar Khan I feel you

[@sarasthoughts]

I never thought I would have become that person but *YOUR DAMNIT

[@addsyeast9108]

sarasthoughts loll calm down

[@trinityvhallblue]

I feel

[@jacquelinechavez3040]

Can we get more background into the dude who was a monk when he was 17?

[@hez5160]

Jacqueline Chavez Children were often given to monasteries and trained from as young as seven to become monks. Not uncommon to have teenage monks.

[@Linhdoesstuff]

He has a whole vid about that.

[@TwelvetreeZ]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJmri3ykftt3bc0

[@Onestonedbake]

This is pretty common if you come from a Buddhist family. 17 is still kinda old to be in training

[@lunettasuziejewel2080]

If I recall my tour guide in Chiang Mai correctly, in Thailand teenage boys will spend some time as monks. It's like Rumspringe in reverse; you take a break from normal life to be a monk, and stay in the monastery if you like it better.

[@JoshuaStaMaria-dt5rt]

Please, Season 2!!!!!!! It's 2019!!!!!

[@kaykaystar2354]

Its 2020 now

[@Kakyuu]

Go search for Puppet History.

[@marigoose4667]

I think the show was canceled.

[@kaitlyndaenzer9799]

@@marigoose4667 check out puppet history on watcher. Improves upon this series imo

[@beha7554]

Its 2021 now

[@TheComfyGeek]

I wanna see another season! BRING ME ANOTHER!!

[@DiabolicalButler]

like wouldnt it be actually REALLY NASTY to bring up the popes that were around during the inquisition and witch hunts and dungeons and torture obsession?.... i guess maybe thats not funny but they are truly the monsters

[@LXW-Arts]

Eat your green beans first

[@ultimateloser3411]

Search Watcher just in case

[@carlyantolick]

This season, I like it. ANOTHER!

[@_danyiel]

God i love how happy shane is in this show, in unsolved he hates his life half the time and the other half it’s true crime

[@jazzkz9216]

Daniel Guo so true lol

[@_danyiel]

Jana Kulka It’s nice to see the big headed giant smile sometimes

[@lanaaskari624]

this is my new favorite comment

[@grethangrethan280]

what u mean he doesnt hate his life in unsolved

[@katiehorsley4398]

LMAO fam 😂

[@Lucy-fn9rj]

i just realized a giant mob was trying to strangle an eleven-year-old with rope... that shit's rough dude

[@liliebilie]

Pope Stephen, "SPEAK, YOU HEATHEN!" Pope Formosus, "..................."

[@qxrx]

I love how happy Shane is in ruining history

[@jrk3029]

Shane can ruin anything but in a good way

[@QUEENCARDTTT]

It is his calling

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

24:50 I like how Shane and Ryan turn to look at the camera IN SYNC right after he said "but that was a joke" just like the characters from the tv series The Office.

[@caitlynh210]

"Much like Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau" I'M DEAD

[@mangomaking]

"he should've called himself pope tweety bird.... 'cause pope sylvester...... :)" *_sara i'm crying you're the best_*

[@teddya6108]

Honestly where can I buy a Sara she’s too great

[@AndArrington]

*”much like Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau”*

[@artificialraspberify]

I think theyre mixing Justin up with Mackenzie-King lol

[@Zexion352]

...how...how did they know this?

[@Kifford]

I thought Mackenzie-King only talked to his dead mother. Didn't know she was a demon. ;)

[@artificialraspberify]

K F he held seances all the time we don't know what he was up to ;)

[@liliebilie]

They're just jealous cause they're stuck with Trump 😋

[@gehadsamir5663]

*fun fact* "if you laughed at any of this you're going straight to hell" lmao 😂

[@euming]

9:24 "Oh, you're taking your chair with you." He's probably gonna take his holy seat with him, sell it to his uncle, and then come back and take it again. Very on point for this pope.

[@deadlyNightshade789]

Music nerds: is that Vivaldi? Please lemme know

[@HipatiaFer]

deadlyNightshade789 yeah. Four seasons

[@kookieskookie3729]

Vivaldi's Four Seasons: Winter

[@serenity6415]

It's Summer, yes..

[@samuelward1148]

Handel. It's Handel. Lascia Ch'io Pianga. During Benny Pope.

[@fatimapalacios2292]

Yngwie Malmsteen lol

[@Svellgarm]

3:22 “Much like Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau”. Lol, true.

[@ryanprentice5754]

Okay but they said he talked to demons and had magic books so were they referencing prime minister Mackenzie King

[@MegaPoke14]

I really do find that guy that was once a monk to be REALLY DAMN CUTE

[@barakakautsarsofiuddin9288]

King Kawlie IKRR what’s his @

[@MegaPoke14]

baraka kautsar oh i wish i kneww SHOUTOUT: if anyone knows, dont hesitate to reply to this comment pleasee

[@honey7565]

@ariainthavong on instagram :>

[@MegaPoke14]

honey omg u saved my life thank youu so muchh 💞

[@koba5485]

are you gay?

[@angieperez3622]

“I was 17, the hormones were raging” “So? You’re gonna then blue ball yourself?” “Heh heh , i was sadistic” Me too sis. Me too.

[@SparkleStar1416]

Sara's outfit is so cute!

[@burntout4]

Hannah Margaret she is CUTE!!

[@inga7519]

she is adorableee

[@oof-rr5nf]

When is Sara _not_ cute, let's be real

[@usn_f_455]

The whole Sara is cute

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Sara is pretty adorable haha but we all know Shane is the sexy god of sex. Imagining Shane naked makes everything better.

[@iamproject100]

"I cancle plans 'cause it rains" SAME

[@Grim_Sister]

Alexander Borgia also had a cardinal complain about Michelangelo’s art. When Michelangelo drew the cardinal in hell, nude and having the snake of Eden munching on his naughty bits, he ran raging to Borgia. Borgia, in response, told him “As Pope, I control Heaven and Earth. However, I have no control over Hell.” In other words, not his department

[@remustsukinoouji5959]

and then Alexander VI went on to steal the piece of Eden and whatever

[@assassingamer1318]

Yay to Assassins Creed ll reference

[@tamarasorbo1550]

Yeess AC reference lol

[@BariFunny]

I love how Shane tries so hard to make Ryan like his stuff by throwing in sports references for him. Adorable

[@wkiskanak]

@13:10 - top-notch authentic pronunciation of Cesare, Shane. Keep up the good work! Ryan... take note.

[@MewDenise]

I support THIS show and Unsolved

[@FlyMeUpSoHigh]

Me, sees the word "chestnuts": Yup, I know where this is going.

[@genericprofilename9720]

You forgot Pope Urban II with the crusades, Pope Innocent III with the inquisitions, and that time when there were three antipopes all claiming to be the true the pope.

[@ryguy5436]

Generic Profile Name But the crusades were a defense.

[@gandaruvu]

When we look at historical event, we have to judge it based on historical perspective as well, not just our contemporary perspective.

[@meryscantamburlo4174]

fauticus hell no, the child crusade was defense, he sent a bunch of children to die in a war zone, call that a defense strategy

[@ryguy5436]

I have no clue what you just said.

[@gandaruvu]

@@meryscantamburlo4174 if you actually read about it carefully, you'll know that just because it's basically called a crusade, doesn't necessarily mean it was started or approved by the pope. Children crusade is one of the examples.

[@RogueVideoRaven]

Surprised they didn’t mention Alexander’s family more. Lucretia might have had a poison ring, Cesare had an assassin friend and helped take out his father’s enemies, Inspired The Prince, Giovanni might have been killed by his siblings, Lucretia was rumored to have slept with all her male relatives, and this family inspired ‘The Godfather’.

[@im_so_bored3896]

i know right? but then again also a few of these things might just be rumors especially the one about lucrezia and cesare fucking

[@megami7373]

RogueVideoRaven WOWZA

[@TwelvetreeZ]

When you say The Prince, do you mean Machiavelli, right?

[@satriowirawan3]

and they all got kiled by a guy named Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

[@KaladinVegapunk]

satriowirawan3 haha well he didn't kill Lucretia. And Cesare killed his dad. Ezio only killed Cesare and Juan

[@omaima4519]

make popemon cards for merch

[@NecroMady]

How would you pronounce popemon btw? Like pope-mon or po-pay-mon or Pope-ay-mon or pope-E-mon or pop-E-mon? 🤔🤔

[@omaima4519]

pope - ay- mon

[@helltotheyeah7963]

Omaima *pokemon

[@assmebly]

Omaima no.

[@Lellobeetle]

Funhouse Madhouse pope-E-mon

[@kjartanp4428]

Ey if someone makes those "Popemon cards" then I'm gonna buy them as a joke gift xD

[@wickedamoeba8719]

Bad Popes, Bad Popes, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?

[@crassenti]

I went with “Bad, bad, bad, bad pope, you make me feel so good Bad, bad, bad, bad pope, you make me feel so good, knew you would”

[@alyssatownsend5144]

'What you gonna do when they pray for you?'

[@alejandromadera597]

You made my day 😂😂

[@wickedamoeba8719]

Alyssa Townsend Lol, why didn't I think of that?!😂

[@phoebesbridges1676]

"What you gonna do when they unbury you?"

[@FirebirdMiner]

I love the "mob mob mob mob MOB MOB" yells at 21:57

[@lush-retina]

This is the most PG pope exposé I have ever watched (y'all didn't even say the word incest once) but it was still really entertaining.

[@PoochieCollins]

Are you a man or a woman?

[@endymionredacted1304]

@@PoochieCollins weird thing to ask dude

[@PoochieCollins]

@@endymionredacted1304 : haha, look at their picture.

[@PoochieCollins]

@Isabella Kofsky : I'm psychic

[@Itsfelicianotfelisha]

Lmao “that’s real. I cancel plans cuz it rains” that tickled my fancy pretty well

[@ParadoxGavel]

*Buzzfeed Unsolved* Ryan: :D Shane: :\ *Ruining History* Ryan: :\ Shane: :D

[@valhalla9688]

Mary McGinnis shut up Mary

[@blimmingheck9431]

jeez JEFFREY

[@ParadoxGavel]

Thanks, JEFFREY.

[@valhalla9688]

Mary McGinnis I love you Mary (:

[@anonicantthinkofaname7440]

Mary McGinnis truu

[@aaronyuh3136]

*juicy pope content*

[@notoriousm.o.m2936]

Sara's face and comment at 7:10 while applying her chapstick reminds me of a crazy lady at the church parish

[@rahabrahman9213]

Notorious M.O.M just loved it when Shane said put your ChapStick away in a loving manner

[@alyssarey4598]

your name is so cute ! i love it 💞

[@helloesimon6393]

As a Canadian, I am dead because of laughing at the comment about Justin Trudeau talking to demons and having magic book.

[@rileyandrews8281]

I love how Shane's girlfriend and best friend are always on the panel. It's cute 😂

[@stahppls2293]

Riley Andrews Shane and Sara are together?

[@rileyandrews8281]

Danielle Balanga Yea they been together for a couple months, dork power couple.

[@adeleb6237]

Riley Andrews couple months? couple years.

[@forestgreenking]

They're a permanent fixture haha

[@painpeko1259]

by girlfriend, did you mean Ryan? just kidding XD

[@LeahSunKyu]

Shane: "This boy got some [demons]" Sara: "Inner demons" Ryan: "Well, we all got inner demons" Geez hahaha

[@jellybaebi]

Cue Ricky Goldsworth

[@Lucy-fn9rj]

Ricky Goldsworth's dropping hella hints

[@magentalilies8012]

I need some Aria in my life.

[@arialaughsalot6306]

Me?

[@samanthacrevellari6355]

I think they refer to Aria, the ex monk.

[@Doc_Aspy]

Been over a year and I'm just now noticing the "Popemon" on the cards. Oml

[@minassu4019]

big mood: sara yelling " ARE YOU YOSHIN ME ?!?!?! " in disbelief

[@lanaaskari624]

“You won’t believe what they did with chestnuts!” That’s it, Shane. Got me hooked already.

[@andriesrusschen8846]

Where can I buy popemon cards?

[@berribia]

Andries Russchen lol

[@comfyspecs9058]

Popemon! Gotta bless em all!!

[@saladbitch5931]

At the black market..... i guess

[@TheDude4077]

You don't need to teach me about Alexander VI, I played Assasin's Creed II.

[@trinitytriplett2776]

yet another Assassin's Creed reference about Ezio YAAASSSS QUEEN!

[@mctcgm]

Ay me too

[@OwlObsessed4]

when you get an ad for a Catholic dating website in the middle of the story about the banquet of chestnuts....