Throwing A Weeknight Dinner Party

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No comments? Oh, well allow me. This is a travesty of everything holy and good. No Italians would be seen dead playing mock Tuscany. '15 minutes is all it takes'? Really!? You spent four hours dressing the table and 15 minutes cooking for me? Your grandmother would be ashamed. I don't even know you. And I'm ashamed.