The Best Caddyshack Quotes - HD

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The Film Caddyshack. Released in 1980.
Starring Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield, and Ted Knight.
Written, Directed by Harold Ramis
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This video contains the best, most quotable lines from the film.
All rights due to the owners of this material. This video is for educational purposes only. No ad revenue will be made by me or anyone else from this video on this channel.
Cinderella boy, cannonball, na nananana, I've often thought of becoming a golf club.
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[@leoduke5311]

If I had a nickel for every time my dad said any of these quotes during my childhood I could end world hunger

[@deaaronfoxsgodfather2475]

L Duke99 me tooo

[@heyyobabotv]

L Duke99 o my god so happy you said that. my dad passed but this was are favorite movie. he got his DVD covered signed by Bill Murray in memphis Tennessee

[@austin78993]

Lmao same!

[@telefunkenyou47]

L Duke99 - Whats the best golf movie ever made? "Caddy Shack" What's the worst golf movie ever made? "Caddy Shack 2"

[@kemoalvarez3300]

hey i heard there was a pretty sick watermelon comment on this vid

[@Jckuz1man]

That's the best line, "you must have really been something before electricity"

[@petershaw6514]

i use that line all the fucking time...

[@simonheavlin3668]

Casimir - "Hey honey you wanna make 14 dollars the hard way " ??

[@chriscapaccio4342]

“Now I know why tigers eat their young.”

[@jr13227]

Dangerfield definitely improvised all of that too

[@jamesroboyle]

jr132 I think a lot of his lines were improvised along with his animated reactions that followed. Very Colorful Comedian

[@scottminnella1880]

I'd say 95% of Rodney's lines are just gold. To me.

[@Lff3333]

Scott Minnella - I disagree. the funniest bit is when Bill Murray tries to blow up the rodent. It’s unsurpassable. Just pure genius. Dangerfield is ok but the film is too big for him

[@scooby1992]

Oh , someone step on a duck ?

[@dbodooley]

Rodney made the movie.

[@Lff3333]

Shang Tsung - are you kidding me? get out of here! If it weren’t for gopher and bill Murray nobody would remember it

[@porridge57]

I saw Rodney Dangerfield live three times. He was great!

[@stringedassassin]

There is no such thing as "best Caddyshack quotes"... you'd have to watch the whole movie because every second of it rocks. Best, most perfect comedy ever made.

[@Tadju50]

Next to Blazing Saddles.

[@williamcole2778]

Never ever forgot, "You'll get nothing and like it!"

[@Turkleton2000]

Agreed

[@BAKER22-l4u]

Every second? Lol..Beyond ridiculous

[@lisacampbell4819]

I’ll give ya asthma!😂😅

[@kiwijohn01]

"This place is restricted Wang, so dont tell them you're Jewish..." Gold

[@lisacampbell4819]

Was this really a line in caddyshack? If so, I missed it! Noonan! Danny! MISSED IT! Noonan😂😅❤

[@yuri172xy5]

Ok, fine!

[@travisgarrett9398]

To think that this movie and Airplane both came out in July 1980. What a great summer for movies.

[@johnandrew1727]

“ This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it” hahaha Hey you want to make 14 dollars an hour the hard way? Great writing back then I’m 65 still loving this movie

[@rjonzen34]

“So what brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape.....how come you’re here...”

[@Lff3333]

rjonzen34 “What’s that lump in your pants, Danny”?

[@tomault3063]

I'm not the biggest Chevy Chase fan but he was great in this.

[@mjbachman3027]

"You'll get nothing, and like it!"

[@brentlocher5049]

"You will get nothing and like it" I seem to be hearing these words again lately

[@trachtaire]

So many of Chevy Chase's lines in this are golden but the delivery on "What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the nape... how come you're here?" probably makes it my favourite.

[@Throwingness]

I like you, Betty.

[@saved777]

Perhaps, being a long time Looper at whistling straits, I did use the your honor, your honor one liner with a federal judge, he wasn't amused. I was😂😂😂

[@donduggan798]

When Chevy says " I feel like a hundred dollars"

[@nodangles6983]

​@@donduggan798I say that all the time, but most people don't get it.

[@zeezaa8381]

Murray was all ad lib..genius..cast is all perfect..a friggin classic..

[@ekirasche6284]

The whole movie is great.

[@pablos2733]

Eki Rasche , good movies still exist

[@russmartin9549]

That's two hours of laughing ur ass off

[@lisacampbell4819]

@@pablos2733They do? U mean new movies? Made after, about, 2022? Which ones? Please share this great news 😊❤

[@BarbsNightly]

4:09 “Hey you scratched my anchor!” 😂 😂 Rodney Dangerfield you are my new favorite!

[@mr.robinson1982]

"Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in & you've got the stock market beat. But its the man whose worthwhile who can sit with a smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat" Ted Knight

[@stephenhaegele2297]

Bark like a dog…

[@GenGamesUniverse]

God bless Harold Ramis for making this film.

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

Rodney Dangerfield at his best, Bill Murray at his craziest

[@germanenglishengineer2054]

I wish that line from Bill Murray "hey, if you want to get weird with somebody, I'm your man" was in this. That was definitely a joke within a joke right there.

[@MrAcer4]

You know the interviews on the making of the show. They all where high and messed up the entire shooting of the show, lol

[@befdoglover1]

"I like you, Betty!" "That's Danny, sir!"

[@coryboy345]

I've sent people younger than you to the electric chair..... Didn't want to. But I..... owed it to them.

[@Lff3333]

Cory “What’s that lump in your pants, Danny”?

[@Carrots43]

Never should have made Caddy Shack 2 without Bill Murray!

[@harleywilders876]

Carrots43 They should have never made another one PERIOD!!!!.

[@UrbanGamerBrigadeYT]

Didn’t even know there was a second.

[@doc_eh2747]

Urban Gamer Brigade good

[@bluestarlighting29]

Day55 that truth was little different???.

[@jessiehughes9432]

Or Rodney

[@mattz5770]

When Bill Murray dies, he needs to have “It’s In The Hole!” engraved on his headstone.

[@RaoulDukeSr]

Or "TOTAL CONCIOUSNESS "

[@ranger5281]

@@RaoulDukeSr He's got THAT goin' for him...

[@RaoulDukeSr]

@@ranger5281 you sound like a disciple of the Dali Lama 🤝

[@judsonkr]

Rodney Dangerfield's tombstone reads: "There Goes The Neighborhood".

[@randymiller3949]

One of my favorite lines from Caddyshack... "Spackler!!! Damn your eyes man!! I told you to cut the long grass on the 13th hole & The practice green!" "I was unavoidably detained." "Well you can forget about the 13th & The practice green, I've got a more important job for you...I want you to kill every gopher on the course." "Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy...but if I kill every golfer, they're gonna lock me up & throw away the key." "GOPHERS!!! GOOD GREIF!!! KILL NOT GOLFERS!!! THE LITTLE BROWN FURRY RODENTS!!! "We can do that, we don't even have to have a reason." "WELL THEN DO IT MAN!!" "Alright well let's do the same thing but with gophers." "DAMN IT MAN!!!" "It's not my fault no one can understand what you're saying."

[@misterhyde1971]

Hahaha...I always wondered what he said to Carl about the gophers not golfers. That Scottish accent kicked in hard!!! LOL

[@befdoglover1]

"I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner! I'll fill your bagpipes full of wheatina!"

[@michaelleonetti8564]

Fukin brilliant

[@depaola63]

@ 2:38..Classic!! The whole movie was great! 1980, I was 17..."it was a very good year!"

[@ross6580]

get a free bowl of soup with a hat like that.

[@lpr5269]

It looks good on you though.

[@PaulSmith-sb7sj]

But you have to make sure you slightly raise your leg and bend your knee.

[@Lff3333]

Ross Morrison “What’s that lump in your pants, Danny”?

[@jfrancis98]

One of the best movies ever made. I can’t remember wtf I did last week but remember almost every line in this movie. Thank you!!

[@MichaelD8393]

All Rodney's quotes, Chevy's Zen skit, & Bill's 'Cinderella Story" are the best quotes of the movie.

[@sugarayofsunshine]

My parents let me watch this at a very young age. I’m old now- and I’m still just getting the jokes. Timeless comedy- just keep s giving!!!!

[@ProudMurican_PVT-GR137]

If you watched this as a little girl when it came out, you’re still young

[@screamingeagle7704]

Mine to. They let me watch Friday the 13th, halloween and nightmare on elm Street. They even let me and my brother watch IT when it aired on tv lol.

[@jasonraczkowski6001]

Former greenskeeper about to become master's champion, ohhhhhhh he got all of that one!

[@RockbandDrummer321]

Gonna use at least 3 of these when I hit the course today

[@johnos4892]

One of the many great Harold Ramis movies.

[@awesomeninja9178]

HEY EVERYBODY WERE ALL GONNA GET LAID!

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Best last line of any movie ever. Fuck you Casablanca

[@dereckprice8900]

This is one of the the greatest movies in history.

[@bassinbilliards6279]

I still somehow watch this every year or so. I love bringing back some of this classic original comedy people forgot about. I could walk in the bar and say a line and my generation has no clue and thinks it's original. Granted I always tell them they missed out on the joke.

[@srpdesigns]

Going to school & Playin hockey up in Boston in the early 90s... All Living in an Old house up on Mission Hill.. Equipment, Sticks, Pucks Pizza Boxes and kegs everywhere AND 3 movies were always in constant rotation back then Caddy Shack, The Blues Brothers & Slap Shot..So many classic lines & scenes in those movies and I remember every one of em... Thanks for posting, really put a smile on my face this morning, thinking bout some of the Best people, Best Players And some of the best times of my life!!!!.. 26 yrs ago Dear God!!!

[@geoffhennessy275]

“ Newcomer, from nowhere. Cinderella man about to become the masters champion.” Use it in sports all the time.😂

[@lewiskeyes9683]

4 comic giants. Dangerfield, Chase, Murray and Knight-(who stole Mary Tyler Moore's show each and every week).

[@ErikShen2907]

He called me a BABOON... HE THINKS I'M HIS WIFE!!!

[@jacksonmarshallkramer5087]

In the top ten of greatest movies of all time.

[@chucknasty1532]

Left out, "Did ya hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic and the colored boy who went to Heaven?" "ha ha ha, that's a doozy, judge!" "Colored boy? Why you ............."

[@tedschmitt178]

The Greatest Movie Of All Time. Period.

[@HighSpeedNoDrag]

Hear! Hear!!

[@Js4life22]

“Your honor, your honor” then the look on his face lollllllllllll

[@metallichrisvlogs9390]

The beauty of working at a golf course for the grounds crew and the pro shop, it’s almost impossible not to reenact some of the scenes from this movie 😂😂

[@tacosandpussy]

I'm going to be buried in the suit Rodney wore at the dinner scene

[@coachloubrown-22]

You'll get nothing and like it.... classic!

[@WeddingPartyinCranston]

LOVE THE INTERACTION BETWEEN BILL MURRAY AND CHEVY CHASE. BILL HEY WHERE YOU LIVE THERES A POOL RIGHT?? YES. A POOL. ACTUALLY A POOL AND A POND TOO. NATURAL SPRINGS FOR YOU❤😂🎉

[@nodangles6983]

I heard that those two did not get along AT ALL.

[@trex7618]

Dad -"How many Coke's?" Danny - "Four or five." Dad - "What are you? A diabetic?!"

[@lpr5269]

That's one of those jokes that's funny even though it's incorrect. It should be "What are you? Hypoglycemic?" But Diabetic sounds funnier.

[@ProspectFilmRoom]

“Hey, Sabu. You know how to make a bullshot?” You know how to make a shoe SMELL? “Hey you’re real funny there. Why don’t you get yourself a real haircut”

[@emkaye6269]

"Why don't you come on in and help me sort my holy cards first?" "That girl. Listen, I'd put that idea right out of your mind. She's been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee." ... and the ever popular: "DOODY!"

[@privateer0561]

Best line - Carl Spackler to Sandy, the head greenskeeper: "I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner; I will fill your bagpipes with Wheatena". I just lose my shit at the Wheatena reference.

[@dd317]

My fav quote, "wait up girls I have a salami I have to hide" LMAO!!

[@hawx_23]

"Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" LMAO (It's still funny after watching it 5 times)

[@matthewpaluch777]

"You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club." - Motormouth

[@trooper32556p]

I always wondered what the judges wife had to do to make " 14 dollars the hard way".

[@Master...deBater]

This should give you some idea!!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIDMg3aZf7SMpKs

[@KS-xk2so]

Well this was back in the day, but Rodney seems like a pretty hip cat, so probably eat ass.

[@KS-xk2so]

@@toddinthemiddle lol you're probably right, but honestly I just wanted to make an ass eating joke.

[@stingray4real]

Bill Murray and Rodney Dangerfield are the best things about Caddyshack.

[@olben1095]

Best movie of ALL time! Maybe I say that because it came out when I was 17, but I still believe it.

[@lisacampbell4819]

Don’t forget about “the Jerk”! I absolutely love both, but I think I’d have to vote the jerk as my fave between the 2 comedies..but luckily, our world will never be crazy enuf 2ever require any of us having 2 choose between these 2 winners…& hopefully soon, we won’t instead have 2 keep voting between “the best losers.”😂(Jk! Lol) anyhoo…Tombstone is 1 of my fave 90s non-comedies. No country 4 old men wins 4 post 2000s films I adore. Just sayin’/sharin’!😊❤

[@Stevesautopartsify]

Me and my roommates in college had Caddyshack playing in our kitchen on a loop for 3 months straight!!! Epically good!

[@beavwarius]

thanks for the memories. I love Harold.

[@timperrin1196]

"We got a pond, a pond and a pool, a pond would be good for you"

[@davidsheehan8806]

Missed “ I don’t think the heavy stuff is coming in for awhile “

[@GregorC14]

I chipped in from about 120/130 a few weeks ago and screamed "it looks like a mirac! its in the hole!! ITS IN THE HOLE!!" and got the weirdest looks from everybody xD

[@geoffreyholland328]

From 120 130 yards you are not hitting a chip.

[@OlJimbo]

slips a 20. keep it fair. i cant...pockets 20.

[@Lff3333]

phatmemes “What’s that lump in your pants, Danny”?

[@dd317]

Caddyshack is a gem. It's still as funny today as when it premiered. I saw this and then Young Frankenstein. Two of the funniest movies ever made with truly talented actors. Is there anything recently made which compares? I dunno

[@mrdunns3338]

Possibly Animal House? Both brilliant movies, the likes of which would never be made today. It's all CGI these days.

[@hilodrvr]

You guy’s are both right they don’t make movies like they used to

[@warrenmowle1079]

You’re both right. I can think of a few that come close. Trading Places, Stripes, Ghostbusters, Tommy Boy, Dumb and Dumber, There’s Something about Mary, The Big Lebowski, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad, The first Hangover movie. Even some of the stupid Adam Sandler movies had their moments lol. But I can’t think of anything funny recent last 15-20 years.

[@TimInUT]

Clerks.

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Ted Knight was somehow the funniest IMHO.....and this film had Bill Murray,Chevy Chase and Rodney Dangerfield in it

[@lilorbielilorbie2496]

On a golf course somewhere in this world. Somebody is quoting this movie right now.

[@cpcattin]

Beyond the greatest movie ever ! The most perfectly cast movie in history.

[@jasonamrhein9593]

Me: *turns up volume at work* Dangerfield: HEY EVERYBODY! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!

[@jackpethybridge160]

Cinderella story…it’s in the hole! That still comes up when we golf.

[@nodangles6983]

I've never played a round of golf without hearing or saying a line from Caddyshack.

[@OmegaMapDesign]

"You're crazy!" "Aww that's what they said about Son of Sam. "

[@fraynetrain1370]

Fuzzy little foreigner always gets me

[@philpaule472]

Happy 42nd Anniversary Caddyshack !!

[@WeddingPartyinCranston]

"YOUR HONOR. YOUR HONOR" WITH A HUGE SMIRK. LOVE THE MANAGER OF THE CADDIES.❤😂🎉

[@jasonraczkowski6001]

Welllllllllll, were waiting !

[@HighSpeedNoDrag]

Danny! "See your future, be your future".

[@Batmandarknitexx]

Who else started dancing at the scene at 2:00 lol The man's a menace!!

[@sportsygirl8]

Me!!! I stared singing too even though they didn't get to the part of the song were there are lyrics.

[@davidwujczyk3037]

“ goffers!! Not golfers !! “ “ we can do that, we don’t even need a reason “ 🤣🤣

[@Dragon4Fire]

The entire Dalai Lama speech should have been included, not just the end. It really has to be appreciated on the whole context.

[@georgegarner1425]

You'll get nothing and like it lol that line has come in handy in my life

[@AmericanIdolz2011]

The Rams drafted a QB this year, except the called him "Goff"

[@yourdreams2440]

How did that work out

[@leephillip17]

This video deserves way more views! I love that it's in HD. Thanks for sharing. :)

[@thunderbolt2145]

A comedy masterpiece. Hardly ever a slow or unfunny moment.

[@bridypow1947]

Oh danny😂😂😂wheres my blindfold?😂😂😂

[@timorean320]

Hello? Anybody home? Mr. Gopher? It's me, Mr. Squirrel, just a harmless squirrel, not a plastic explosive, or anything.

[@Gfysimpletons]

July, 2024 Just what I needed and didn’t ask for! 🎉🎉

[@ScorpionStrike7]

I’m glad I saw this with my dad! 😁

[@koodersalad427]

RIP to Doug Kenney, the best comedy writer of all time!

[@puntabachata]

"Rocky. Moose. Help the judge find his checkbook." -Rodney Dangerfield "Go(l)fers. Kill the go(l)fers!" -Head Greenskeeper "Kill the golfers? Wouldn't that be bad for business?" -Bill Murray

[@cunard61]

Missed the Bishop golfing in the storm. Rat Farts!

[@djshotty]

How could He possibly ruin the best game of my life?!?

[@rpmcmurphy1758]

I'd keep on playing.....I don't think the hard stuff is gonna come down for quite a while.

[@thylacinethetigerwolf1372]

Its Ramparts not ratfarts..ratfarts makes no sense..

[@reginaldinoenchillada3513]

cunard61 want to make $14 the hard way

[@davidmandziuk8493]

I have a groundhog tunneling under my front porch, I gave up trying to get rid of em. Cute bugger.,,..I trained him for security duty. He has friends.....in low places......a lot of em....!!!!

[@nv1493]

All these guys at their prime. Dangerfield kills me.

[@ThatOneDude521]

My father used to quote this movie all the time haha

[@myradioon]

Left out Chevy at the piano - "I was born to love you...I was born to lick your face...".

[@nathancaveney8215]

This movie is still so true I work at a country club I started this week. As a golfer it's great the club allows us working stiffs to play on Mondays we close the course

[@jakethesnake8829]

“What you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup”

[@rockergirldar6138]

Glad I purchased this movie, a classic

[@robertwilliams060]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@tomp8094]

Two absolute comic geniuses present in this film - Ted Knight and Rodney Dangerfield.

[@spencergrant7901]

DONTCHA SEE IT? WELL PICK IT UP! Favorite line lmao

[@djshotty]

Betcha the Smails kid picks his nose... Betcha he eats it....

[@rpmcmurphy1758]

$50 says he eats it

[@simonheavlin3668]

Spencer Grant What's that sign say?? No bayah feet What's THAT sign say????

[@billmalec]

I say most all of them to this day at some point in time during the year.

[@carlspackler91]

I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger I want a hot dog I want a milkshake I want potatoe chips...

[@robj7386]

You’ll get nothing and like it!

[@karenespsharp4515]

Love that Cinderella story, best part of the whole movie

[@darinmcfarland6170]

Ever since I heard him say that, and whenever I face a meaningful challenge, I've always say to myself, "It's a Cinderella story, and I am a Cinderella boy ."

[@danzmitrovich6250]

This is a very good movie to watch at anytime