Morbius - Angry Movie Review

[@thejokkerulez2446]

My favorite part of the movie was when I walked out of the cinema.

[@ajpat9620]

And anyone can tell of how garbage that movie was from start to finish. Mark my words, that movie will be on the list of worst movies of 2022 by the end of the year, that can be guaranteed.

[@nicklong1981]

LOL

[@MariOmor1]

My favorite part of the movie was when I decided not to waste my money and watched this video instead.

[@omardiaz4427]

Lmfao.

[@mew10521]

Ha ha ha ha ha

[@maxsilveira3611]

I have to say, of all the movies that ever been released by Sony, this is certainly one of them.

[@JuanRodriguez-se9hn]

what are you trying to say?

[@TheBestEverEverEver]

Truly eye opening

[@AlexxxPerales]

Couldn't agree more. Also couldn't agree less.

[@devinsteele2424]

@@JuanRodriguez-se9hn the closest thing that he can say that's positive

[@gamingzero0]

It certainly is a movie

[@NewbieIsPro]

I'd hate to be mean, everyone should follow their dreams, but who is giving these writers work? oh, they're written these movies that tanked, maybe 5 times the charm.

[@roxtechs]

Greatest sin was wasting Matt Smith

[@adrianj5392]

@@roxtechs did you just fucking say “wasting” Matt Smith? We’re talking about the same guy right?

[@mathewwong1415]

Sony movies other than spider man seems to be sucking a lot

[@gurobano4179]

Movies are written by woke idiots that don't know what a good movie is. It's all about quotas.

[@MsTriangle]

They will be also writing Madame Webb

[@cb-9938]

my favorite part was when he said "Its Morbin time"

[@slothz5063]

For sure. I morbed my pants.

[@whatthecatdoin4237]

Actually if you watch the movie he doesn’t even say it

[@thetumans1394]

@@whatthecatdoin4237 He does say it. "It's Morbin' time".

[@whatthecatdoin4237]

@@thetumans1394 you clearly didn’t watch the movie

[@thetumans1394]

@@whatthecatdoin4237 It's Morbin' time.

[@MrBone-qv5tz]

I had to give it a 10/10 when he said: _”IT’S MORBIN TIME!”_

[@vinman900]

Oh shut up

[@blakep100]

You knew this movie was in trouble when IGN gave it a 5/10 I didn't even know IGN gave anything lower than a 7/10.

[@joshgtm3266]

Idk but I feel like I've seen a 3/10 from them sonewhere

[@h.knight]

@@joshgtm3266 fucking God Hand.

[@Vallarok117]

I think they gave one of the older Mario Worlds like a 2/10 or 3/10.

[@KydzPlays]

you should watch more of their reviews then.

[@Dae...]

You still watch IGN???

[@Awwscrewit]

I think Jeremy Jans had the best summary. An R rated, 2 hour movie chopped down to a 90 minute PG one.

[@roxtechs]

Ah so Venom then.

[@Awwscrewit]

@@roxtechs Yeah but Venom was at least entertaining in a silly way.

[@magdieldexter]

@@Awwscrewit Yeah Venom was entertaining because of Tom Hardy’s wackiness, despite that shit last fight with Riot. Felt like a coom fight or some shit lmao it was horrible

[@Nightmarewrath]

You would've think that Sony, followed in 20th century Fox's footsteps (pre bought out by Disney) since they hit wonders with the 2 deadpool movies and Logan. Heck, even Warner Bros managed to make it work for Joker, and The Suicide Squad.

[@quickdrawmcgraw3567]

@@Nightmarewrath The movies they made that did work, only worked because WB got out of the fucking way and let the crew they hired make the fucking movie

[@jeremycards]

Honestly gotta give props to Jared Leto, failing both in Marvel and DC? that's quite an achievement! normally the ones that fail in one do good in the other!

[@kevinc.cucumber3697]

I don’t understand why he wants to have a comic character role so bad. He’s good when he’s not in mainstream flicks.

[@noctisluciscaelum2960]

He’s a good actor we’ve seen it in many many films issue is Sony and writers don’t care about the proprieties they just want money without the work

[@superstar2000ist]

Well he was barely part of dc

[@ivanleeskinner]

Kevin C. Cucumber I still want him to be Joseph Seed if they ever do a live action far cry movie 😂

[@christrevor3450]

Sucks too, bc I like him as an actor and I liked the direction of his joker. If they toned down the tatts and gave him more screen time it would have been better.

[@samuru101]

I became asexual after watching Morbius for the first time because no amount of sex will ever replicate the dopamine i experienced watching the masterpiece of a movie.

[@SaltDaddy97]

I learned to appreciate it when Morbius said "It's morbin time". It is one of the moments from the movie ever made.

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

The fact that even Sony released this on April Fools day really shows the fact that Sony knew this movie sucked

[@nothinghereligma3363]

It was released Thursday

[@Hgh38]

@@nothinghereligma3363 true but still funny either way

[@just_bickers]

Was released in March here in the UK so.... 🤷‍♂️

[@badjuju2721]

@@just_bickers the uk isn't real

[@NewAgeSlaves]

@@badjuju2721 i knew it

[@judgepajarillo22]

Not related to the movie. But I like how AJ stops when OJ and Alex talk. AJ gives them time to talk and listen. I notice that in their recent videos. I like it. Keep it up guys :)

[@trla6505]

I remember being quite a problem for some

[@getbuckets9116]

this is good to hear because Alex normally has spot on views and even if I don’t agree with his view sometimes, he will still explain it eloquently

[@richrod0122]

They talked about this earlier that it happens they’re friends I’m sure you have accidentally spoken over one of your friends. No one’s feelings are hurt.

[@marko6947]

Enough with these comments already

[@gorlab9549]

Only took like 4 years

[@dr.coomer9750]

“You either die an optimist, or you live long enough to become an Alex.” -Harvey Dent

[@gringotico1759]

Fucking Alex shitting on everyone, I love it.

[@Dae...]

I agree with Alex 9/10, he's fair.

[@btr003]

Alex will piss you off when it's something you like, but when it's something you hate, he's the hero you need.

[@dr.coomer9750]

@@Dae... Sadly you’re right

[@dr.coomer9750]

@@loveblanket6512 I was simply making a joke. But I used to get bummed out by Alex always shitting on everything, now I’ve come to agree with him 90% of the time.

[@BryoWins]

Saw this movie for my birthday today. The theater was pretty much empty 😂

[@MauZangetsu]

Damn man, I'm sorry you had to watch that in your birthday

[@Nictheidoit]

Welp

[@vraksoffender261]

My condolences.

[@Providence..]

What monster subjected you to that torture?

[@jarotheboar8398]

Oof

[@PIRAKAS666]

THINGS JUST MORBED OUT OF HAND!

[@MAR-sc7np]

This movie is the most expensive April fools joke ever..

[@alih3728]

😂😂😂😂

[@enriquepalacios7380]

I was just thinking that 😂😂😂

[@ZION73082]

GameStop Legend of Zelda Live Action Trailer "Approves of this message " 😉

[@mikeymartinez7142]

@@alih3728 yuyyyr fgriooo

[@SupremeCommanderBaiser]

No. Activision tops that.

[@SoldierSpiderx]

Morbius can't seem to catch a break when it comes to representing his vampirism. I also remember because of the heavy censorship in the 90's cartoon he wasn't allowed to feed like a vampire, instead he had these holes in his hands that "drained" life force from his victims and Truly a compelling struggle - a vampire trying to survive in a world where nobody bleeds. How metaphorical.

[@ryanmadej6694]

Not even blood. Plasma from blood lmao

[@1krani]

I actually liked that Morbius. It's kind of like Two-Face, how investment in his character before he turned into a villain is what stuck with me. I liked Morbius's personality in that show, and I liked how he didn't look like a typical suave vampire, but rather a pasty-faced, bat-nosed freak with some cool duds and luscious locks.

[@DreamStepper]

I thought the suction hands were pretty cool, helped him stand out from typical vampires that feed with fangs.

[@TheOnlyGuermo]

PLAAAAAAASMAAAAA!!!!!

[@swinton8436]

Truly a compelling struggle - a vampire trying to survive in a world where nobody bleeds. How metaphorical. MattheJ1 ~ 3/31/22

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

When is Hollywood/Marvel gonna learn that you canNOT take a tortured anti hero that is known for being hyper, sometimes almost disturbingly violent (Wolverine, Venom, Carnage, Morbius, etc), cram it and chop it into a PG13 character, and expect to get the same reaction as the original.

[@ChloeCinema]

the debut of Morbius in 1971 50 years ago is not that violent

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@ChloeCinema I fail to see what you’re trying to say with that

[@PROFESSOR_TV]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access that you can do a "non that violent" movie morbius obviously

[@arunr1627]

Replace Hollywood with Marvel. The Joker was rated R.

[@jasonb97]

@@PROFESSOR_TV You can't do a Morbius movie... Period... These characters are nothing without Spiderman... It's like making a Bane movie...

[@Hellhound1711]

This movie felt a lot like the Mummy (2017), fast paced with bland characters where its only purpose is to create a cinematic universe, only this time with Spider-man villains.

[@jasonsullivan2029]

When AJs review of a movie is more entertaining than the actual movie there are some serious issues

[@jimberjamber8540]

I'm getting so sick and tired of people defending movies like this by saying "It's not that bad" or "It could've been worse". If we continue to settle for mediocrity, then that's ALL we will ever get. Do not support movies like this. Give your money to a studio or director that actually puts love and effort into their stories.

[@AlejoConejo-vb8ln]

Word!

[@AmonsRealm]

It’s unfair to assume this movie didn’t have any love put into it. I’m sure everyone tried to their best extent it just didn’t pan out

[@god6384]

I think the problem started with the writers. Im sure some people put love and effort into this movie

[@KennethTakanami]

facts

[@richarddixon1450]

Well said.

[@0hMyGandhi]

19:35 I think Joe hit the nail on the head. I genuinely do not think that the studio had any remote interest in this movie and this was just a cash grab. You don't hire the screenwriters that have taken massive losses on their previous films and expect to hit paydirt. Making what should obviously be an R-rated movie into a PG-13 was stupid enough, but they are literally banking on their viewers being the type to say, "well, there are worse ways to kill 2 hours".

[@casualthurs3243]

Yeah with the mcu fake out it’s clear they wanted to ride the no way home wave and tricked people into seeing their garbage movie.

[@liamwarner5749]

Sadly the joker didn't do well enough to show them there is a market for R ratings in movies for adults so they tone things down to get the "wider" market (same issue in horror movies) and it doesn't work because the concept wants an R rating to fulfil its potential.

[@captainamedeus7047]

@@liamwarner5749 But what about Deadpool 1 & 2?

[@liamwarner5749]

@@captainamedeus7047 Unless I'm misremembering they were both R rated. Not saying an R rating makes a film automatically good but certain characters/concepts work best with that rating and freedom to show violence and blood. If you enjoyed Deadpool 1/2 imagine how they'd fare if made with a PG rating.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

@@liamwarner5749 The reason why Wee-Ba brought up it up when you mentioned joker not doing spectular, was because of how the deadpool movies were massively successful R rated films.

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

Just saw it today and yeah its a wet fart alright. When the action started getting crazy I literally felt myself falling asleep.

[@hamhockbeans]

Just refunded my ticket before tomorrow will credit it towards either Nope or Dr.Strange 2.

[@acutelilmint8035]

oh damn.. welll good thing.. the only showing was 4dx 20$ lol good thing i just said meh.. i’ll just go home and sleep

[@mr.crowgamer6250]

@@hamhockbeans jokes on you man I can hook you up with a website ?

[@hamhockbeans]

@@mr.crowgamer6250 😭

[@thebatman4279]

I agree, the action in this film is snoozeworthy.

[@OctEddie]

I have no idea what happened with that rooftop. I thought the rush of wind was from Tyrese and he was being teased as a mutant or some other Spider-Man character that I don’t know. But like the little girl Morbius put in the medical coma it was just…abandoned and forgotten about. It would explain how Tyrese moved up the stairs as fast as Morbius could.

[@evildoughboy7773]

Morbius had so much potential as an r-rated anti-hero horror movie, but cookie cutter clusterfuk Sony had to get its hands on him first.

[@god6384]

these studios are scared for r rating they want all the kids to go watch it. They want that greedy pedo kiddy money

[@adad87821]

sony shouldnt be allowed to make super hero movies anymore honestly

[@roxtechs]

How do they not realize they have the advantage of making it R rated but no the want to make it like MCU.

[@rubberduck2401]

R-rating can't save badly written (Gods of Egypt writers, how the F they still have jobs), badly directed, awfully acted... you get my point

[@safs3098]

@@roxtechs with the success of Joker and Deadpool you'd think that these studios would take the hint that r rated comic book adaptations are getting popular

[@6sKi6z6]

Between this and Terminator: Genisys, Matt Smith has the worse agent ever.

[@emperorgizmo3014]

Genisys was cool for the opener. Seeing those buildings built out of Steel and reinforced concrete crumble to a nuclear weapon was awesome and scary. Other than that the movie was blah. 🙂

[@indestructablereflex]

He was honestly the only fun part of the movie especially the subway cops scene

[@cortesacrawford]

The Alex rants are so much fun. I love them everytime.

[@langfordjeremy100]

Yeah he keeps it real. A little too real sometimes but you need someone like that

[@Rigbyyyy]

I love Alex. Always have, and I’m happy he’s on the crew and wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s just sometimes I ask myself if he’s ever happy?

[@langfordjeremy100]

@@Rigbyyyy oof hitting deep up in this mothafucka!

[@Hgh38]

Alex is the best

[@ihateallthethings2683]

Joe seems to have the body language that he hates it

[@Bazball1080]

Just found your channel. Absolutely love the nuanced tone you take and the sense of values that comes through. All in all this is the best review Chanel Iv watched

[@acourierofourhopesandaamer8303]

I respect and enjoy your reviews because it sets a tone. I'm tired of spending money better used, in bad movies, on bad games, so reviews like yours are essential. keep it up

[@alexc664]

I don't know why they are shitting so hard on this movie... I watched it with no expectations and it was ok, i kinda liked it. The only bad part of the movie was the usual Marvel crap where the bad guy is bad for no reason...

[@wwehulk8798]

@@alexc664 The same way governments are corrupt for no reason, ppl are innately greedy and trample those they think are beneath them so there isn't a reason that is just how it is.

[@shadowlinkbds]

That good feeling when you miss out on movies shows or games that you had a feeling that weren't going to be good. This is no exception.

[@royalreviews5270]

I felt that way about the eternals. I should have listened to myself because I wanted to walk out in the middle

[@MegaDudeman21]

I waited for eternals to come to disney+. I went in thinking it was going to suck because of some reviews i read/saw. I was pleasantly surprised. I actually really liked it. The action was great. The big twist completely caught me off guard.

[@0hMyGandhi]

@@MegaDudeman21 was _just_ going to say this. I watched Eternals last night, and....I, too, was plesantly surprised. It's not the best thing ever, but I appreciate it just being _different_ . I never felt bored, and I just liked some of the heftier philosophical/existential themes that are rarely examined by movies within this genre.

[@zzxp1]

@@0hMyGandhi Yeah, the only only thing that dragged that movie down was that the deviants are lame as F to be an antagonist force.

[@KWPZ21]

I just watched Velocipastor knowing it's a horrible movie but I was entertained. It's a horrible movie that will make you laugh because of how horrible it is. With all the punk/emo music, the horrible script, acting and low budget effects.

[@alphacause]

I love Alex's condescension, with a caveat (9:45 - 11:00) . I can empathize with his frustration with the casual moviegoer who would give this film a higher rating than it deserves. For the casual moviegoer, who only sees films a few times a year, their threshold for what is entertaining is far lower than for someone who sees films frequently, and who is familiar with every trope. There is nothing wrong with that. It is when that same casual moviegoer gets angry at critics for not having the same low bar for movies that they do, that such condescension is deserving.

[@AngryJoeShow]

amen!

[@MegaDudeman21]

Ooooor people like different things

[@Shibefu]

@@MegaDudeman21 If that's your response you missed the entire point of his post.

[@MegaDudeman21]

@@Shibefu how so?

[@quickdrawmcgraw3567]

@@MegaDudeman21 The point is that there are many people who are "casual movie goers" who also get angry at "not-casual movie goers" for not liking movies they do and call them shit like "tryhard" or "contrarian" or even "god you hate everything" shit

[@AnaheimElectronicsInc.]

2:02 “Sevent- Me: Seventy isn’t that bad. -een percent” Me: Ah.

[@Alex_Logan22]

Morbius knows how to link up with bats after researching about it, whereas Milo didn’t. Vulture wants to team up with antiheroes to do some good, not go after Spider-Man. He only mentioned Spider-Man as having something to do with how he got there.

[@madlord124]

I don't get why people keep saying or thinking that Sonys Venom and Morbius are in the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man universe, or its in the MCU I'm like JUST STOP. Sony can't make a proper villain movie, they tagline it as a Villain movie but can't go through with it. Its like they're building a Sinster Six but they aren't very sinster.

[@Nozverah2]

Movies like Venom & Morbius should be rated R with a lot of blood & disembowelment, especially Morbius. This movie should've been a tragedy like "The Fly". He's become a monster in trying to cure a disease, a cure he seeked out not only for himself but humanity. There's a good story there, it's just these writers are trash.

[@Mr_Mistah]

R ratings can't save a movie

[@deeplaysgaming4754]

r-rated with lots of blood, a monster trying to cope and trying not to drink blood and find a cure! there is a good storyline here indeed and youve already seen it, its called blade.

[@joeycheckers114]

Facts. The premise is great, but poorly written. This is a 5/10.

[@RubexQewb]

@@Mr_Mistah That’s exactly what I always say . They think cuz it worked for Logan it’ll work for everything else . The difference is Logan had ppl working on the film that actually gave a shit about the character.

[@Nozverah2]

@@Mr_Mistah I didn't say an R rating alone. I also said it needed good writers, good writers are good because they care. Nobody cared for Morbius, it was a cheap cash grab.

[@ybeef5883]

this one’s gonna be good

[@WhoIsElKabong]

Guessing you mean the review

[@Hgh38]

Yea I have been waiting for him to review this. The WW84 review was lit.

[@evildoughboy7773]

Better than the movie anyway.

[@13Bizz]

It was ok. BETTER THAN TWILIGHT 🤣

[@fenrir3164]

10:12 I don’t know why It’s hilarious to me whenever Alex goes into a “people who enjoy this is a crayon swallowing moron” or “the writer is an imbecile” rant 😂

[@cafeterialoca]

Hilariously, Doug Walker liked this film.

[@kevinmillerwaynejr5852]

@@cafeterialoca Go Figures Lmao

[@MsTriangle]

Unprofessional

[@jamespaul6315]

Hes pretty condescending honestly. Entertaining to watch but he would be hard to hang around with lol

[@noobkiller11790]

@@MsTriangle Very Unprofessional, I don't even wanna listen to what else they have to say. The movie was good in my option and the after credits have my excited to see more

[@enriquegilmour]

I was so looking forward to this movie. I used to read the comic and it has Jared Leto. And after about 10 minutes I knew it was going to be horrible. Maybe less than 10 minutes.

[@OoTZOMMMoO]

Every movie Leto is in, his scenes look like his own power phantasies

[@aaadesktop]

He’s an actual cult leader so this description fits perfectly

[@littleshoes3293]

Joe: "Everything is just washed out with blue." Me: Blue!? Fucking blue?!?!

[@thecrok3205]

Stop pls it died years ago

[@littleshoes3293]

@@thecrok3205 No.

[@omardiaz4427]

@@thecrok3205 No, its a f'n blue dude they paid for blue.

[@MariOmor1]

"HE BOUGHT F***ING BLUE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--" -Joe's angry NFT video

[@chillhour6155]

@@thecrok3205 no it evolved

[@greygorthegoateedgeek5350]

I have to admire Sony's on going effort to make even the worst Marvel Studios film look like great

[@Hgh38]

Nah they manage to make the dceu look good

[@JunkFlush]

@@ezekieldressen223 no one said it was, reread what he said

[@MsTriangle]

DCEU does not exist. They do not build a shared universe

[@MsFated]

Sony don’t even try. They are seriously just using the SpiderMan characters to make a movie just so they keep the rights. Problem is their script is always bad, no effort because they don’t care.

[@Justin-ti4xc]

@@ezekieldressen223 Sad that you don't know how to read.

[@mattatk92]

Sony can't be trusted to make good Marvel movies without Disney giving them a hand. Into the Spidervere and the first two Spider-Man films are an exception.

[@joshgtm3266]

Which spiderman films? Tobey's or Tom's? I actually don't know 😭

[@javieremoya]

I don’t the think all the Spider-Man films were BAD….but I wouldn’t lump TASM2 or SM3 in with the likes of Morbius…

[@raam726]

People like the amazing Spider-Man

[@HDGaminTutorials]

Spidermands could shit on your face and most people would still like it cause of there hard ons for spiderman

[@safs3098]

Are you implying spiderman 3 is bad? Bully Mcguire alone is better than the entire spiderman franchise... REEEE

[@d_ruggs]

This movie was awful. Terrible writing, nonsense script, horrific editing and pacing, and the cgi was mostly pretty bad, especially that inky trail effect. But I will say tat Jared was far from the worst thing in it, his performance worked well enough for me, I could buy him as Morbius in a better film, and Smith's performance(in a couple scenes) for me was the high point, but he was let down by his characters brain dead motivations and total lack of character building. It looked like what an anti-hero made by an AI would be. Oh, also, I thought the fight scenes had some really cool moments, but again, they were let down by the really stupid vfx and editing, and were also way to short. It was a massive let down, Morbius actually has some great comics and this film just pissed all over them. EDIT: I remembered my favorite scene! its when Morbius takes over the counterfeiting lab, it was short and not incredible, but probably the best segment

[@jp3813]

Lots of MCU haters like to claim that No Way Home's widely revered quality is more due to Sony's hand on the project rather than Marvel Studios'. Morbius is yet another reminder of how laughable that logic is. Into the Spider-Verse may be beloved, but the live action stuff might even discourage Andrew Garfield from ever finishing his trilogy.

[@samueljones621]

Still better than Marvel Disney Grooming & Kiddy Diddling

[@shiranuiaensland1442]

@@samueljones621 Boo-hoo!

[@Thumper17]

@@samueljones621 Sorry what? Jared Leto is actually a sexual predator. Dozens of accusations of him bedding or attempting to bed 15-16 year olds.

[@schizzo8959]

What quality, NWH was full of nostalgia bait and fan service, with little story in it.

[@shiranuiaensland1442]

​@@schizzo8959 The keyphrase is "widely revered", sweetie. There is no use in pretending as if critics and audiences in general did not praise the film. Playing make-believe is not going to change the world around you.

[@Klishar122]

Fun fact: during a puff piece for this movie, Jared Leto, out of nowhere, dropped that he’d be willing to come back… as the Joker. Yeah, he knew this was crap.

[@DrMcMoist]

He just can't seem to accept that he was garbage in that role. His denial is almost Trump-esque. The new guy was better in a deleted scene than Leto was in Suicide Squad.

[@troymcclure681]

@@DrMcMoist you obviously have bad taste and TDS 😂

[@alexrivera633]

His was crap and his new hero movie is crap

[@Akihito007]

@@DrMcMoist Yea Trump gave us the best economy in WORLD HISTORY, made America energy independent, was securing the border and standing up to China, Russia and Iran. All it took was a years of media LYING and hiding every Biden scandal from the American voter (like Hunter’s laptop) along with unconstitutionally stuffing the ballot box with insecure mail in ballots in 5 battleground states for Biden to "win". Biden is going down in flames and everyone is waking up that TRUMP WAS RIGHT! So think twice before falsely claiming Trump is living in denial when it’s Biden voters who were conned!

[@erickamakeeaina1649]

@@DrMcMoist He was good in Snyders JL

[@Cruddy129]

There should be a time when Marvel and Sony isnt so afraid of the rating system and just give the characters the respect they deserve Morbius's first ever big screen debut - and they basically turned it into a kid action flick, where the vampirism mythos isnt even done right

[@marcoouwens9422]

Yeah I don't understand why because they made moonknight 16+.

[@zygas25]

Moon knight will be an ok show. Disney usually has thier shit together on their shows. Sony is more of a hit or miss track récord.

[@poultry-lover6665]

@@marcoouwens9422 Disney is different from Sony

[@MidniteMeatBus]

@@zygas25 it kinda sucks, watched every episode, for every hour of BS you sit through, you get 30 seconds of Moon Knight in action.

[@almostadonovan]

Fair warning, I haven't seen this movie. I actually thought it looked okay in the trailers and wanted to watch it, but then first reviews started coming out and I realized I was right not to jump on it. But hearing Joe try to explain why Morbius can control bats with a harp is the perfect example of why Sony shouldn't be making these dumb antihero movies. Let people who know what they're doing tell these stories.

[@jamesb7205]

Sony should just give all their Spiderman shit back. They have absolutely no idea what they're doing

[@residentrump3271]

Control bats with a harp? I never saw Morbius do that in the comics. What gives?

[@mickeymoose9368]

Yeah, I was super excited about the movie, then saw 16% for rotten tomatoes 😳. “Welp….guess I’m seeing Elvis!”. Elvis is a fantastic movie btw. 😁

[@GrimViridian]

@@residentrump3271 just watched the movie and I have no clue wtf they're talking about with the harp, the movie was just average

[@tarantulasarecool]

@@mickeymoose9368watched that recently on Netflix. Was brilliant probably cuz of the singing and the acting!!!

[@LEXICON-DEVIL]

18:05 Comic book movies suck from the 90s? Blade is literally one of the best till this day. Batman Returns, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 🤷

[@afrodesiac8064]

That Kraven movie will be horrible. I can see it now. Also, who cares about the Sinister Six anymore? Spider-Man was in Infinity War, Endgame and Far From Home, but Sony still thinks the Sinister Six will amaze us all?

[@badjuju2721]

Honestly when they were talking about the writers being experienced and shitty I was expecting D&D

[@alexanderm3504]

Paul Allen just can't get a break from doing Terrible movies even though he is an awesome actor

[@MajesticAngel13]

This is basically Paul Allen’s Batman

[@smolaether]

All those reservations at Dorsia caught up to him.

[@Joe-ki7og]

I don't think he's an awesome actor, I think his pretentiousness leads him down the path of doing these big lead characters and the film flopping. He thinks he's better than he is, you can tell he wants to give off a daniel day lewis method acting vibe but it just falls flat so often.

[@TheProphegy]

He’s also a known pedophile. The fact he’s still getting work is funny. His PR team has incredible damage control.

[@svkbw1921]

I remember when they announced it, I thought that it was such a strange choice for a Spider-Man Character to get a film.

[@shawklan27]

All these solo spiderman films without spiderman confuses me

[@johnniewaiker6203]

i remember the same feeling with venom

[@Hgh38]

I mean the did with Venom but tbh it was decent

[@Revan-eb1wb]

@@Hgh38 venom was decent for you? I dont want to know what bad is lol

[@KhanMann66]

@@Hgh38 First was meh. Second was awful. I hate how Sony took this badass character and turned him into a joke. Not my Venom.

[@mcgruber]

Knew this was gunna be trash. Sony just don't have it. Even venom was bad. Both of them.

[@puchun3452]

Joe clearly has no idea since morbius is the first trillion dollar movie . A very impressive task considering it being the first movie in the morbius cinematic universe.

[@NoxianSoulHarvester]

Your opinion was as good as the movie lmao

[@gabrielsantosbastos5257]

​@@NoxianSoulHarvesterperfect?

[@slimreaperburner]

I work at a movie theatre and our pre sold numbers for a movie are usually between 100-200 for a good movie (the Batman, no way home), our opening weekend for morbius is slated to have 15 people TOTAL for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, so much for all the hype…

[@reddragonemperor5022]

Lol damn Sony be like, 15 people watch it. hell ya! we made profit 📈 🤣

[@davidker8820]

Down here in Australia, this came out on the same day as Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Yet, in spite of the latter having an actual dedicated fanbase and plenty of hype, Morbius has over twice as many screenings everywhere. You know, this film that next to no one seems to even give a damn about. Methinks the cinemas might be taking a hit on this. But hey, maybe people will show up en masse, and it’s just that the general public never buys tickets in advance.

[@ouzer]

If you think this is bad, wait until they release the Madame Web feature-length film.

[@johnsantos507]

1. Madame Web better be a good movie.😠 2. Who will be the Actor of Madame Web?🤔

[@raam726]

@@johnsantos507 Dakota Johnson

[@johnsantos507]

@@raam726 Who?🤨

[@johnsantos507]

@Calavera Come on, they're not going to cancel it.😑

[@thorn5228]

seriously? they are making a movie on a charcters whos biggest thing is she sits in a chair looking at all the differant reality spiderman, and aiding them by talking mainly, im sorry but how on earth do they plan to make that into a film an animated short maybe but a full movie no way, unless its basicly just her sitting in the chair looking at all the realitys and what we get to see is basicly short spiderman themed what if universes that would be kinda cool.

[@mrrationality2213]

Sony should focus more on the production of ps5 than in making horrible movies.

[@robcad8236]

Facts.

[@AmericaTheSimpleMinded]

HEY! You guys need to give Leto a break! He’s not used to this stuff and he’s doing is best in such a foreign environment! EDIT: I just realized that Jared Leto IS NOT Leto Otel from BallMasterz 3000. Apparently one of them is fictional.

[@SuperDecimator]

If I wrote this movie, I'd have put Kraber as the villain. Maybe Morbius killed a wealthy person's son or daughter scientist and the parent hires Kraber. Wouldn't want the cops because they want revenge, wouldn't want Spiderman because they want a professional. Boom: now we have Kraber tracking and hunting and Morbius gets more CGI budget for himself

[@rubeng370]

The one movie I didn't care about and don't mind watching spoilers

[@Mrsmith2002]

I was laughing throughout the whole movie because of how bad it was😂😂😂😂🤣 When he said you won’t like me when I’m hungry 😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[@fatmanjstyle5306]

Don’t tell me that line was actually in the movie

[@Kenny-sl6hb]

I cringed so hard at this line.

[@Mrsmith2002]

@@fatmanjstyle5306 yes I’m not joking it’s a scene when he’s in prison

[@sotorc1448]

It's about as cringy as when Gordon said you could of pulled the punch and batman said I did.

[@12simslim]

@@sotorc1448 actually that one was pretty good 🤔

[@rubeng370]

Why do they make spiderman villain movies? They are boring without spiderman

[@Mil89GR]

They try to replicate the success of "Joker" and they fail miserably.

[@Immersive_mods]

Lol they started before joker with venom and venom make ton of money I don't think they fail

[@raam726]

@@Mil89GR replicate? Joker is a villain in the movie. Venom and morbius are heroes. They're villains in the comics. Basically, they're turning Spider-Mans super villains into superheroes. The idea is interesting ngl.

[@johnsantos507]

@@raam726 Venom and Morbius are Antiheroes. Not heroes.

[@raam726]

@@johnsantos507 yeah sure. Point is they're not malevolent from the start in the movies, unlike in the comics.

[@jordon820]

Joe and Co, I don't know why ya'll get grief if you do, you're always so down to earth and just giving it straight and that's all the audience can ask for, especially today. Keep up the reviews, movies and shows and games and all such. I love your group discussion dynamics and, as Alex said, don't eat those beef jerky packets!

[@Drinkwithclass]

I love seeing Jared "look at me" Leto failing, guy is so full of himself

[@AnettzEllesmere]

Who hurt you man

[@Agutzzz]

That was personal bruh what did he do to ya LOL

[@Drinkwithclass]

@@AnettzEllesmere "I hurt myself today..."

[@lobodesade6780]

I agree, ever since I found out that the dude literally runs a cult, and how he wanted to stop the production of joker, I have despised him, that's a some big ego bullshit. Don't get me wrong, he was great in Requiem for a dream, he actually tried to act in that that, and he was great in fight club too, mostly cause he has no lines and got his face busted, but other than two movies I haven't seen any other movie where he stood out.

[@indigoab4327]

@@lobodesade6780 what about Dallas buyers club

[@EpicGrantz]

Alex’s stance and facial expressions for the first couple minutes had me dying 😂

[@sharpshoota8274]

He’s so naturally funny lol

[@EpicGrantz]

@@sharpshoota8274 straight up lol

[@AldoHacha]

Alex standing still is hot. But Alex reacting and gesticulating is charm rain

[@EpicGrantz]

@@AldoHacha I laughed so hard lmao, you’re not lying

[@art2norrman872]

Best part about this film was Matt Smith. He is one of my favourite actors. Always a brightspot in any movie/series

[@triantyern1396]

Mediocre asshole locates

[@JohnDarkSoul69]

yeah i feel bad for my man. he's a good actor but he keeps landing roles in such bad movies... he deserves better :'(

[@Luguya]

Daaang, Alex went completely ruthless on this episode. Good for him!

[@seventhshin0bi864]

I hate this movie so god damn much. I knew I would hate it the moment he started calling the kid in the foster home ‘Milo’, then he said my name is Lucian. I thought we would have a moment later in the film were Morbius drops his nickname like “I’m sorry Lucian”. BUT NO THEY FORGOT THE CHARACTER THEY WROTE’S FUCKING NAME. Like, that’s not a hard thing to do. EVERYONE CALLS HIM MILO AFTERWARD, WHAT THE HELL???? ALSO THEY DIDN’T EVEN NAME HIS MENTOR!? GIVE HIM A FUCKING NAME YOU STUPID BASTARDS! THAT IS LITERALLY THE FIRST STEP OF BUILDING A CHARACTER! HOW CAN PROFESSIONALS FUCK THAT UP!?

[@reactions5783]

Remember pre-MCU team up, when Sony would now and then complete F up a Marvel character. Yeah, that same Sony is still around doing its thang.

[@VengD]

I knew it would be shit when I saw pg13 on the first trailer. Just like Venom, Sony had some amazing chances of making some R rated action/horror with these characters. But they wanna pull in as much money as possible, so they go for pg13, which just disappoints everyone.

[@Splenetic-]

They know that an R rating has actual risk associated with it, and when all you want is money without effort a R rating is a death sentence

[@TheRealLazyEntrepreneur]

@@Splenetic- Nah,Deadpool changed that paradigm,but studios are still too scared.

[@treswolves5512]

@@Splenetic- Joker was the first R rated film to break $1 billion, surpassing even Deadpool 2. I would say that in the right hands, an r rated anti hero movie can make more money than one that cuts a bunch of content to pass for PG13

[@Splenetic-]

@@treswolves5512 you missed my point, those movies had insane hype and actual passion behind them, it’s the lazy movies with studio interference that usually default to being cut/watered down to ensure they make a profit. I know full well how successful R rated superhero movies and movies in general can be.

[@MrDman21]

The look on Alex's face says it all. 😆

[@ytuser_3122]

I weirdly love Joe’s movie reviews over the game reviews 😂 And I’m watching The Godfather in theaters over this.

[@producerevan88]

Probably a good choice

[@israelruiz8706]

Yea because these are kinda them just being friends talking shit about movies. I do that with friends sometimes

[@ezioassassain]

bro what ur watching godfather in theatres damn man i wanna see it in theatres but they'll never show it here

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

Giving Morbius his solo film was a mistake. He'd be far more compelling as a tragic villain (which is what he is) in an upcoming Spider-Man film, or even pair him against Venom instead.

[@fyrijou5202]

The guys guving Morbius a 3/10 whilst giving Venom 1 & 2 a 5 & 6/10. Bro, Morbius wasn‘t good but it was *FAR* better than both Venom movies combined. Let alone the fact that Lucius was an actual entertaining Villain with Matt Smith enjoying the role whilst Venomm1 barely had a Villain and Carnage was such a massive let down to his Comic counter part.

[@CocainBuzz]

That movie feels like it was meant to be released right between Daredevil and Spider Man 3

[@KizaruB]

Was there a single human looking forward to this movie?

[@mattatk92]

Jared Leto was looking forward to the paycheck

[@3Guys1Video]

Me…… >:(

[@sandyh2b]

The only person I know who was excited for it was John Campea

[@shawklan27]

@@sandyh2b he gets excited for most blockbusters so that isn't too strange. Maybe it's because it's his job as a movie reviewer to care about it.

[@molsy1768]

I was, because there's not a lot of vampire movies or monster blockbuster movies in general anymore, I didn't think it was going to be great, but I thought it would be at least somewhat entertaining

[@liamnissanS2K]

The problem Isnt Morbius. The problem Is mainstream media, Hollywood In general (videogames aswell) collectively suck ass right now. We are In desperate need of a Renaissance era.

[@noneoftheabove5816]

Elden ring

[@neruneri]

Having seen Morbius, the problem is definitely also Morbius.

[@KingKrouch]

​@@noneoftheabove5816 Considering Elden Ring also launched as a buggy mess, and FromSoft still hasn't patched the actual issues with the game (more specifically, the technical issues), I don't think they're exempt from the rule either. Does it deserve GOTY? Maybe, but that's not saying much. Still waiting on FromSoft to patch the fucking game before playing more of it. Runs worse than Halo Infinite.

[@jacobrydstrom6565]

its funny to take note of how this film is somehow worse than the amazing spiderman 2, at least according to rotten tomatoes. First off where in the timeframe did the opening scene take place in the film? Cause after the flashback we are shown a graduation ceremony then a medical room. Second, i didnt like how quick the backstabbing that transpired between milo and morbius after milo took the formula (plus, how did it seem like he had a bit more control over it than Michael did. Third, if toomes had so little screen time and that most of his encounters with michael were fake why did he need to be in the film at all? I know that there is more to the film in terms of plot jumps/holes I just wanted to point out what i saw that seemed to be a bit confusing

[@jacobrydstrom6565]

i also wanted to add that i only saw this film to get the sony movie bonus from regal. 17:00 I have to agree with joe, the best scene was the end credits. That was the only bit that i thought was catchy

[@jacobrydstrom6565]

I also watched the sonic 2 fil after this one.

[@TheKman1014]

This movie was bad I can’t believe the 10s I’ve seen on metacritic but then again it’s metacritic

[@aegaeon117]

There are AI programs that boost reception, just like there's AI chatbots on KZbin comments. Nothing is honest anymore.

[@TheKman1014]

@@aegaeon117 yeah that’s a good point

[@ScumDog420]

WTH they didn't even mention the part where he yells out "it's morbin time" what kind of review is this supposed to be? Really let down by this review, AJ.

[@pugsofsmallstreet5858]

The general audience/consumer have consistently told themselves that mediocrity is alright. They’ll even outwardly defend mediocrity. They’ll defend paywalls, half completed games, these crap ass Movies…. Everything. 🤦‍♂️ Now we are in this endless loop of just straight ass

[@BigBoss549]

Yeah people are complacent and love to settle for less, it's very strange

[@UAVRedBaron]

Because we've become a soft/participation trophy society that settles for mediocrity. 2nd and 3rd place is the new 1st place.

[@schizzo8959]

Would explain the success of the MCU, mediocrity as far as you can see, with no creativity, but some highlights.

[@demofya]

This movie is proof that extortion is definitely a problem in Hollyweird. That's the ONLY explanation for how a trash script like this was written.

[@Kitbats]

You guys are pumping it with the movie/TV reviews. I love them as much as the gaming content

[@wavybones_prodicalson1792]

the worst part about this movie is that Morbius doesn't EVEN SAY: "ITS MORBIN TIME" 🤣

[@johnfehrs5129]

I feel proud to watch you guises reviews and you guys talk about your integrity (03:00-03:45) not to take money for something you believe not in…. Great job guys and I continue to keep watching your reviews and commentaries. Love your shell

[@markpritzlaff7065]

My Lord…I was having a heart attack before you revealed your April Fools joke.

[@lilsabin]

Same 🤣

[@esca9782]

Man whoever is in charge of hiring the directors and writers at sony need to be fired, they have missed almost every time it’s laughable

[@devilmikey00]

As with the venom movies, it feels like Sony butchers these films in the editing room to keep them under 2 hours. It's such an old school way of thinking, people are perfectly fine watching 2 1/2 - 3 hour long films these days. Not that I think it would have made a huge difference with these writers. Also, how would vulture build a new suit? Wasn't his costume in Spider-man made from left over alien tech? Also also, Micheal Keaton's character in those movies was just some blue collar guy, he wasn't a scientist or anything. If memory serves me it was one of his crew that built all his tech, not him.

[@universalspaceexpeditioner8259]

You Morbophobes should be ashamed of yourselves! Morbius is the greatest experience there is. When Morbius said It's Morbin time whne he was fighting the Anti-Morb I was so happy that I do not even remember what life if you can call it that, before Morbius was. I know watch Morbius all the time, I just paused the movie on loop to track some Morbophobes such as yourself who are doing the work of the Anti-Morb to deceive people away from Morbius. I did my duty by calling you out and I shll now return to watch Morbius for the 348569th time.

[@tacosziszchaos]

Just finished watching the review and the fact that Sony announces El Muerto is hilarious lmao

[@roningarrison]

This is what happens when you support the first Venom movie, they get galvanized and try to ruin everything going forward.

[@cabe3231]

I love it when Joe, OJ & Alex go hard. It's neat seeing these Guys get as angry as I always am.

[@TwinsenR]

This was the last straw for me deciding if I was going to go see it in IMAX. Thanks, will catch it at the home-screen!

[@DarkElitePredator]

Save that for Doctor Strange MOM

[@thebatman4279]

@@DarkElitePredator Or watch The Batman again 🥺

[@sotorc1448]

@@thebatman4279 I'd rather watch morbius then the batman.

[@thebatman4279]

@@sotorc1448 Sounds like fighting words.

[@sotorc1448]

@@thebatman4279 bring it on. Just the fact the I actually learned stuff about a character I didn't know much about already makes me like it more. I guessed the batmans ending before I even seen it😭😭😭 the riddles were terrible. And batman only saved 2 people the whole movie with the best fight scene being in the trailer.

[@tombranch2261]

Writing and directing was terrible, the story took a backseat to spectacle, and it shows, there was potential for a great story there, but they wasted it entirely.

[@NuckChorris12345]

By the time the end of this movie happened, I literally thought to myself, "That's it? It's already over?" Like, it did not feel like an hour and 44 minute film. And not in a good way

[@alphacause]

Few things are sadder than when talent is misused to produce utter rubbish. Jared Leto's career is the embodiment of this lamentable fact. The guy is an Oscar winning actor, but he, or his agent, mostly chooses roles in movies that are not worthy of his talent.

[@captaincaptain2128]

I don't think Leto is actually that good of an actor. He's just good at playing one specific type of character, which is why he won that oscar, but he got so full of himself he thinks he can become any character, and he can't. He's really overrated.

[@ManoloRibera070]

I think he desperately wants to be in a comic universe, so he'll take any role thats offered.

[@hotwaterme1]

Sony just give up the rights for the Spider-Man universe to Marvel already like bruh..

[@johnsantos507]

They're not going to give up. You know that.😒

[@raam726]

They did. Marvel made 3 Spider-Man movies. They'll do venom too.

[@chino19963]

@@raam726 they didn’t give up the rights to Spider-Man, they shared it but they still completely owned Spider-Man

[@Dombobaybee]

AJS content rules mannnn always something to get me through the day! Thank you guys seriously

[@GreenPawelito]

Short answer why this movie was super bad - pay attention to 'Dialogues' in this movie. It's IQ lowering honestly.

[@rometherevenant8749]

From what I gather after watching everyones reviews of this movie, it seems that no one in the production of this took any interest in it being an interesting film. I dont read the comics of Morbius so I cant say I am a fan or understand the appeal, but I can say I have an interest to see how the character connects with the rest of the cinematic universe. I guess I'll watch the film to see it for myself but it does not look too good.

[@Aredel]

Do tell: how did the movie turn out?