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AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex Review the latest Marvel Film from Sony about side-villains from the Spider-man comics, this one about the vampire anti-hero Morbius starring Jared Leto, how is this film? ITS BAD. And what's it mean for the future of Sony & MCU Films? Nothing Good.
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[@thejokkerulez2446]

My favorite part of the movie was when I walked out of the cinema.

[@ajpat9620]

And anyone can tell of how garbage that movie was from start to finish. Mark my words, that movie will be on the list of worst movies of 2022 by the end of the year, that can be guaranteed.

[@nicklong1981]

LOL

[@MariOmor1]

My favorite part of the movie was when I decided not to waste my money and watched this video instead.

[@omardiaz4427]

Lmfao.

[@mew10521]

Ha ha ha ha ha

[@NewbieIsPro]

I'd hate to be mean, everyone should follow their dreams, but who is giving these writers work? oh, they're written these movies that tanked, maybe 5 times the charm.

[@roxtechs]

Greatest sin was wasting Matt Smith

[@adrianj5392]

@@roxtechs did you just fucking say “wasting” Matt Smith? We’re talking about the same guy right?

[@mathewwong1415]

Sony movies other than spider man seems to be sucking a lot

[@gurobano4179]

Movies are written by woke idiots that don't know what a good movie is. It's all about quotas.

[@MsTriangle]

They will be also writing Madame Webb

[@cb-9938]

my favorite part was when he said "Its Morbin time"

[@slothz5063]

For sure. I morbed my pants.

[@whatthecatdoin4237]

Actually if you watch the movie he doesn’t even say it

[@thetumans1394]

@@whatthecatdoin4237 He does say it. "It's Morbin' time".

[@whatthecatdoin4237]

@@thetumans1394 you clearly didn’t watch the movie

[@thetumans1394]

@@whatthecatdoin4237 It's Morbin' time.

[@samuru101]

I became asexual after watching Morbius for the first time because no amount of sex will ever replicate the dopamine i experienced watching the masterpiece of a movie.

[@maxsilveira3611]

I have to say, of all the movies that ever been released by Sony, this is certainly one of them.

[@JuanRodriguez-se9hn]

what are you trying to say?

[@XGrimzukiX]

Truly eye opening

[@AlexxxPerales]

Couldn't agree more. Also couldn't agree less.

[@devinsteele2424]

@@JuanRodriguez-se9hn the closest thing that he can say that's positive

[@gamingzero0]

It certainly is a movie

[@blakep100]

You knew this movie was in trouble when IGN gave it a 5/10 I didn't even know IGN gave anything lower than a 7/10.

[@joshgtm3266]

Idk but I feel like I've seen a 3/10 from them sonewhere

[@h.knight]

@@joshgtm3266 fucking God Hand.

[@Vallarok117]

I think they gave one of the older Mario Worlds like a 2/10 or 3/10.

[@KydzPlays]

you should watch more of their reviews then.

[@Dae...]

You still watch IGN???

[@MrBone-qv5tz]

I had to give it a 10/10 when he said: _”IT’S MORBIN TIME!”_

[@vinman900]

Oh shut up

[@BryoWins]

Saw this movie for my birthday today. The theater was pretty much empty 😂

[@MauZangetsu]

Damn man, I'm sorry you had to watch that in your birthday

[@Nictheidoit]

Welp

[@daftendirekt9697]

My condolences.

[@Providence..]

What monster subjected you to that torture?

[@jarotheboar8398]

Oof

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

The fact that even Sony released this on April Fools day really shows the fact that Sony knew this movie sucked

[@nothinghereligma3363]

It was released Thursday

[@Hgh38]

@@nothinghereligma3363 true but still funny either way

[@just_bickers]

Was released in March here in the UK so.... 🤷‍♂️

[@badjuju2721]

@@just_bickers the uk isn't real

[@NewAgeSlaves]

@@badjuju2721 i knew it

[@Awwscrewit]

I think Jeremy Jans had the best summary. An R rated, 2 hour movie chopped down to a 90 minute PG one.

[@roxtechs]

Ah so Venom then.

[@Awwscrewit]

@@roxtechs Yeah but Venom was at least entertaining in a silly way.

[@magdieldexter]

@@Awwscrewit Yeah Venom was entertaining because of Tom Hardy’s wackiness, despite that shit last fight with Riot. Felt like a coom fight or some shit lmao it was horrible

[@Nightmarewrath]

You would've think that Sony, followed in 20th century Fox's footsteps (pre bought out by Disney) since they hit wonders with the 2 deadpool movies and Logan. Heck, even Warner Bros managed to make it work for Joker, and The Suicide Squad.

[@quickdrawmcgraw3567]

@@Nightmarewrath The movies they made that did work, only worked because WB got out of the fucking way and let the crew they hired make the fucking movie

[@PIRAKAS666]

THINGS JUST MORBED OUT OF HAND!

[@Hellhound1711]

This movie felt a lot like the Mummy (2017), fast paced with bland characters where its only purpose is to create a cinematic universe, only this time with Spider-man villains.

[@jeremycards]

Honestly gotta give props to Jared Leto, failing both in Marvel and DC? that's quite an achievement! normally the ones that fail in one do good in the other!

[@kevinc.cucumber3697]

I don’t understand why he wants to have a comic character role so bad. He’s good when he’s not in mainstream flicks.

[@noctisluciscaelum2960]

He’s a good actor we’ve seen it in many many films issue is Sony and writers don’t care about the proprieties they just want money without the work

[@superstar2000ist]

Well he was barely part of dc

[@ivanleeskinner]

Kevin C. Cucumber I still want him to be Joseph Seed if they ever do a live action far cry movie 😂

[@christrevor3450]

Sucks too, bc I like him as an actor and I liked the direction of his joker. If they toned down the tatts and gave him more screen time it would have been better.

[@dr.coomer9750]

“You either die an optimist, or you live long enough to become an Alex.” -Harvey Dent

[@gringotico1759]

Fucking Alex shitting on everyone, I love it.

[@Dae...]

I agree with Alex 9/10, he's fair.

[@btr003]

Alex will piss you off when it's something you like, but when it's something you hate, he's the hero you need.

[@dr.coomer9750]

@@Dae... Sadly you’re right

[@dr.coomer9750]

@@loveblanket6512 I was simply making a joke. But I used to get bummed out by Alex always shitting on everything, now I’ve come to agree with him 90% of the time.

[@deadgirls3874]

Jared Leto wasn't a bad casting idea in theory .If they ever did a live version, I've always felt it'd be ideal to cast an actor who also happens to be a musician, or a metal musician who can act a little. But I had a feeling this was going to be a disaster. Morbius has always been a favorite of mine. Vampires are one of my favorite genres. When he first appeared in the comics and in the Spider-Man animation, I was a fan. "Oh no," I thought when I saw this trailer.

[@SaltDaddy97]

I learned to appreciate it when Morbius said "It's morbin time". It is one of the moments from the movie ever made.

[@MAR-sc7np]

This movie is the most expensive April fools joke ever..

[@alih3728]

😂😂😂😂

[@enriquepalacios7380]

I was just thinking that 😂😂😂

[@ZION73082]

GameStop Legend of Zelda Live Action Trailer "Approves of this message " 😉

[@mikeymartinez7142]

@@alih3728 yuyyyr fgriooo

[@Verhoeven1980]

No. Activision tops that.

[@judgepajarillo22]

Not related to the movie. But I like how AJ stops when OJ and Alex talk. AJ gives them time to talk and listen. I notice that in their recent videos. I like it. Keep it up guys :)

[@trla6505]

I remember being quite a problem for some

[@getbuckets9116]

this is good to hear because Alex normally has spot on views and even if I don’t agree with his view sometimes, he will still explain it eloquently

[@richrod0122]

They talked about this earlier that it happens they’re friends I’m sure you have accidentally spoken over one of your friends. No one’s feelings are hurt.

[@marko6947]

Enough with these comments already

[@gorlab9549]

Only took like 4 years

[@ScumDog420]

WTH they didn't even mention the part where he yells out "it's morbin time" what kind of review is this supposed to be? Really let down by this review, AJ.

[@jasonsullivan2029]

When AJs review of a movie is more entertaining than the actual movie there are some serious issues

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

When is Hollywood/Marvel gonna learn that you canNOT take a tortured anti hero that is known for being hyper, sometimes almost disturbingly violent (Wolverine, Venom, Carnage, Morbius, etc), cram it and chop it into a PG13 character, and expect to get the same reaction as the original.

[@ChloeCinema]

the debut of Morbius in 1971 50 years ago is not that violent

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@ChloeCinema I fail to see what you’re trying to say with that

[@PROFESSOR_TV]

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access that you can do a "non that violent" movie morbius obviously

[@arunr1627]

Replace Hollywood with Marvel. The Joker was rated R.

[@jasonb97]

@@PROFESSOR_TV You can't do a Morbius movie... Period... These characters are nothing without Spiderman... It's like making a Bane movie...

[@6sKi6z6]

Between this and Terminator: Genisys, Matt Smith has the worse agent ever.

[@emperorgizmo3014]

Genisys was cool for the opener. Seeing those buildings built out of Steel and reinforced concrete crumble to a nuclear weapon was awesome and scary. Other than that the movie was blah. 🙂

[@indestructablereflex]

He was honestly the only fun part of the movie especially the subway cops scene

[@jp3813]

Lots of MCU haters like to claim that No Way Home's widely revered quality is more due to Sony's hand on the project rather than Marvel Studios'. Morbius is yet another reminder of how laughable that logic is. Into the Spider-Verse may be beloved, but the live action stuff might even discourage Andrew Garfield from ever finishing his trilogy.

[@samueljones621]

Still better than Marvel Disney Grooming & Kiddy Diddling

[@shiranuiaensland1442]

@@samueljones621 Boo-hoo!

[@Thumper17]

@@samueljones621 Sorry what? Jared Leto is actually a sexual predator. Dozens of accusations of him bedding or attempting to bed 15-16 year olds.

[@schizzo8959]

What quality, NWH was full of nostalgia bait and fan service, with little story in it.

[@shiranuiaensland1442]

​@@schizzo8959 The keyphrase is "widely revered", sweetie. There is no use in pretending as if critics and audiences in general did not praise the film. Playing make-believe is not going to change the world around you.

[@Drinkwithclass]

I love seeing Jared "look at me" Leto failing, guy is so full of himself

[@AnettzEllesmere]

Who hurt you man

[@Agutzzz]

That was personal bruh what did he do to ya LOL

[@Drinkwithclass]

@@AnettzEllesmere "I hurt myself today..."

[@lobodesade6780]

I agree, ever since I found out that the dude literally runs a cult, and how he wanted to stop the production of joker, I have despised him, that's a some big ego bullshit. Don't get me wrong, he was great in Requiem for a dream, he actually tried to act in that that, and he was great in fight club too, mostly cause he has no lines and got his face busted, but other than two movies I haven't seen any other movie where he stood out.

[@indigoab4327]

@@lobodesade6780 what about Dallas buyers club

[@SoldierSpiderx]

Morbius can't seem to catch a break when it comes to representing his vampirism. I also remember because of the heavy censorship in the 90's cartoon he wasn't allowed to feed like a vampire, instead he had these holes in his hands that "drained" life force from his victims and Truly a compelling struggle - a vampire trying to survive in a world where nobody bleeds. How metaphorical.

[@ryanmadej6694]

Not even blood. Plasma from blood lmao

[@1krani]

I actually liked that Morbius. It's kind of like Two-Face, how investment in his character before he turned into a villain is what stuck with me. I liked Morbius's personality in that show, and I liked how he didn't look like a typical suave vampire, but rather a pasty-faced, bat-nosed freak with some cool duds and luscious locks.

[@DreamStepper]

I thought the suction hands were pretty cool, helped him stand out from typical vampires that feed with fangs.

[@TheOnlyGuermo]

PLAAAAAAASMAAAAA!!!!!

[@swinton8436]

Truly a compelling struggle - a vampire trying to survive in a world where nobody bleeds. How metaphorical. MattheJ1 ~ 3/31/22

[@evildoughboy7773]

Morbius had so much potential as an r-rated anti-hero horror movie, but cookie cutter clusterfuk Sony had to get its hands on him first.

[@god6384]

these studios are scared for r rating they want all the kids to go watch it. They want that greedy pedo kiddy money

[@adad87821]

sony shouldnt be allowed to make super hero movies anymore honestly

[@roxtechs]

How do they not realize they have the advantage of making it R rated but no the want to make it like MCU.

[@rubberduck2401]

R-rating can't save badly written (Gods of Egypt writers, how the F they still have jobs), badly directed, awfully acted... you get my point

[@safs3098]

@@roxtechs with the success of Joker and Deadpool you'd think that these studios would take the hint that r rated comic book adaptations are getting popular

[@OctEddie]

I have no idea what happened with that rooftop. I thought the rush of wind was from Tyrese and he was being teased as a mutant or some other Spider-Man character that I don’t know. But like the little girl Morbius put in the medical coma it was just…abandoned and forgotten about. It would explain how Tyrese moved up the stairs as fast as Morbius could.

[@puchun3452]

Joe clearly has no idea since morbius is the first trillion dollar movie . A very impressive task considering it being the first movie in the morbius cinematic universe.

[@NoxianSoulHarvester]

Your opinion was as good as the movie lmao

[@gabrielsantosbastos5257]

​@@NoxianSoulHarvesterperfect?

[@fenrir3164]

10:12 I don’t know why It’s hilarious to me whenever Alex goes into a “people who enjoy this is a crayon swallowing moron” or “the writer is an imbecile” rant 😂

[@cafeterialoca]

Hilariously, Doug Walker liked this film.

[@kevinmillerwaynejr5852]

@@cafeterialoca Go Figures Lmao

[@MsTriangle]

Unprofessional

[@jamespaul6315]

Hes pretty condescending honestly. Entertaining to watch but he would be hard to hang around with lol

[@noobkiller11790]

@@MsTriangle Very Unprofessional, I don't even wanna listen to what else they have to say. The movie was good in my option and the after credits have my excited to see more

[@jimberjamber8540]

I'm getting so sick and tired of people defending movies like this by saying "It's not that bad" or "It could've been worse". If we continue to settle for mediocrity, then that's ALL we will ever get. Do not support movies like this. Give your money to a studio or director that actually puts love and effort into their stories.

[@AlejoConejo-vb8ln]

Word!

[@AmonsRealm]

It’s unfair to assume this movie didn’t have any love put into it. I’m sure everyone tried to their best extent it just didn’t pan out

[@god6384]

I think the problem started with the writers. Im sure some people put love and effort into this movie

[@KennethTakanami]

facts

[@richarddixon1450]

Well said.

[@OoTZOMMMoO]

Every movie Leto is in, his scenes look like his own power phantasies

[@aaadesktop]

He’s an actual cult leader so this description fits perfectly

[@Alex_Logan22]

Morbius knows how to link up with bats after researching about it, whereas Milo didn’t. Vulture wants to team up with antiheroes to do some good, not go after Spider-Man. He only mentioned Spider-Man as having something to do with how he got there.

[@AnaheimElectronicsInc.]

2:02 “Sevent- Me: Seventy isn’t that bad. -een percent” Me: Ah.

[@cortesacrawford]

The Alex rants are so much fun. I love them everytime.

[@langfordjeremy100]

Yeah he keeps it real. A little too real sometimes but you need someone like that

[@Rigbyyyy]

I love Alex. Always have, and I’m happy he’s on the crew and wouldn’t have it any other way. It’s just sometimes I ask myself if he’s ever happy?

[@langfordjeremy100]

@@Rigbyyyy oof hitting deep up in this mothafucka!

[@Hgh38]

Alex is the best

[@ihateallthethings2683]

Joe seems to have the body language that he hates it

[@acourierofourhopesandaamer8303]

I respect and enjoy your reviews because it sets a tone. I'm tired of spending money better used, in bad movies, on bad games, so reviews like yours are essential. keep it up

[@alexc664]

I don't know why they are shitting so hard on this movie... I watched it with no expectations and it was ok, i kinda liked it. The only bad part of the movie was the usual Marvel crap where the bad guy is bad for no reason...

[@wwehulk8798]

@@alexc664 The same way governments are corrupt for no reason, ppl are innately greedy and trample those they think are beneath them so there isn't a reason that is just how it is.

[@TheKman1014]

This movie was bad I can’t believe the 10s I’ve seen on metacritic but then again it’s metacritic

[@aegaeon117]

There are AI programs that boost reception, just like there's AI chatbots on KZbin comments. Nothing is honest anymore.

[@TheKman1014]

@@aegaeon117 yeah that’s a good point

[@0hMyGandhi]

19:35 I think Joe hit the nail on the head. I genuinely do not think that the studio had any remote interest in this movie and this was just a cash grab. You don't hire the screenwriters that have taken massive losses on their previous films and expect to hit paydirt. Making what should obviously be an R-rated movie into a PG-13 was stupid enough, but they are literally banking on their viewers being the type to say, "well, there are worse ways to kill 2 hours".

[@casualthurs3243]

Yeah with the mcu fake out it’s clear they wanted to ride the no way home wave and tricked people into seeing their garbage movie.

[@liamwarner5749]

Sadly the joker didn't do well enough to show them there is a market for R ratings in movies for adults so they tone things down to get the "wider" market (same issue in horror movies) and it doesn't work because the concept wants an R rating to fulfil its potential.

[@captainamedeus7047]

@@liamwarner5749 But what about Deadpool 1 & 2?

[@liamwarner5749]

@@captainamedeus7047 Unless I'm misremembering they were both R rated. Not saying an R rating makes a film automatically good but certain characters/concepts work best with that rating and freedom to show violence and blood. If you enjoyed Deadpool 1/2 imagine how they'd fare if made with a PG rating.

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

@@liamwarner5749 The reason why Wee-Ba brought up it up when you mentioned joker not doing spectular, was because of how the deadpool movies were massively successful R rated films.

[@littleshoes3293]

Joe: "Everything is just washed out with blue." Me: Blue!? Fucking blue?!?!

[@thecrok3205]

Stop pls it died years ago

[@littleshoes3293]

@@thecrok3205 No.

[@omardiaz4427]

@@thecrok3205 No, its a f'n blue dude they paid for blue.

[@MariOmor1]

"HE BOUGHT F***ING BLUE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--" -Joe's angry NFT video

[@chillhour6155]

@@thecrok3205 no it evolved

[@johnfehrs5129]

I feel proud to watch you guises reviews and you guys talk about your integrity (03:00-03:45) not to take money for something you believe not in…. Great job guys and I continue to keep watching your reviews and commentaries. Love your shell

[@ahmadkaien]

Can’t wait for the uncle Ben aunt may spin off

[@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r]

Just saw it today and yeah its a wet fart alright. When the action started getting crazy I literally felt myself falling asleep.

[@hamhockbeans]

Just refunded my ticket before tomorrow will credit it towards either Nope or Dr.Strange 2.

[@acutelilmint8035]

oh damn.. welll good thing.. the only showing was 4dx 20$ lol good thing i just said meh.. i’ll just go home and sleep

[@mr.crowgamer6250]

@@hamhockbeans jokes on you man I can hook you up with a website ?

[@hamhockbeans]

@@mr.crowgamer6250 😭

[@thebatman4279]

I agree, the action in this film is snoozeworthy.

[@shadowlinkbds]

That good feeling when you miss out on movies shows or games that you had a feeling that weren't going to be good. This is no exception.

[@royalreviews5270]

I felt that way about the eternals. I should have listened to myself because I wanted to walk out in the middle

[@MegaDudeman21]

I waited for eternals to come to disney+. I went in thinking it was going to suck because of some reviews i read/saw. I was pleasantly surprised. I actually really liked it. The action was great. The big twist completely caught me off guard.

[@0hMyGandhi]

@@MegaDudeman21 was _just_ going to say this. I watched Eternals last night, and....I, too, was plesantly surprised. It's not the best thing ever, but I appreciate it just being _different_ . I never felt bored, and I just liked some of the heftier philosophical/existential themes that are rarely examined by movies within this genre.

[@zzxp1]

@@0hMyGandhi Yeah, the only only thing that dragged that movie down was that the deviants are lame as F to be an antagonist force.

[@KWPZ21]

I just watched Velocipastor knowing it's a horrible movie but I was entertained. It's a horrible movie that will make you laugh because of how horrible it is. With all the punk/emo music, the horrible script, acting and low budget effects.

[@tacosziszchaos]

Just finished watching the review and the fact that Sony announces El Muerto is hilarious lmao

[@Bazball1080]

Just found your channel. Absolutely love the nuanced tone you take and the sense of values that comes through. All in all this is the best review Chanel Iv watched

[@ybeef5883]

this one’s gonna be good

[@WhoIsElKabong]

Guessing you mean the review

[@Hgh38]

Yea I have been waiting for him to review this. The WW84 review was lit.

[@evildoughboy7773]

Better than the movie anyway.

[@13bitches]

It was ok. BETTER THAN TWILIGHT 🤣

[@Nozverah2]

Movies like Venom & Morbius should be rated R with a lot of blood & disembowelment, especially Morbius. This movie should've been a tragedy like "The Fly". He's become a monster in trying to cure a disease, a cure he seeked out not only for himself but humanity. There's a good story there, it's just these writers are trash.

[@Mr_Mistah]

R ratings can't save a movie

[@deeplaysgaming4754]

r-rated with lots of blood, a monster trying to cope and trying not to drink blood and find a cure! there is a good storyline here indeed and youve already seen it, its called blade.

[@joeycheckers114]

Facts. The premise is great, but poorly written. This is a 5/10.

[@onethousandlostsouls]

@@Mr_Mistah That’s exactly what I always say . They think cuz it worked for Logan it’ll work for everything else . The difference is Logan had ppl working on the film that actually gave a shit about the character.

[@Nozverah2]

@@Mr_Mistah I didn't say an R rating alone. I also said it needed good writers, good writers are good because they care. Nobody cared for Morbius, it was a cheap cash grab.

[@wavybones_prodicalson1792]

the worst part about this movie is that Morbius doesn't EVEN SAY: "ITS MORBIN TIME" 🤣

[@InternalxHD]

This was the Mobius movie I ever watched

[@alphacause]

I love Alex's condescension, with a caveat (9:45 - 11:00) . I can empathize with his frustration with the casual moviegoer who would give this film a higher rating than it deserves. For the casual moviegoer, who only sees films a few times a year, their threshold for what is entertaining is far lower than for someone who sees films frequently, and who is familiar with every trope. There is nothing wrong with that. It is when that same casual moviegoer gets angry at critics for not having the same low bar for movies that they do, that such condescension is deserving.

[@AngryJoeShow]

amen!

[@MegaDudeman21]

Ooooor people like different things

[@Shibefu]

@@MegaDudeman21 If that's your response you missed the entire point of his post.

[@MegaDudeman21]

@@Shibefu how so?

[@quickdrawmcgraw3567]

@@MegaDudeman21 The point is that there are many people who are "casual movie goers" who also get angry at "not-casual movie goers" for not liking movies they do and call them shit like "tryhard" or "contrarian" or even "god you hate everything" shit

[@mattatk92]

Sony can't be trusted to make good Marvel movies without Disney giving them a hand. Into the Spidervere and the first two Spider-Man films are an exception.

[@joshgtm3266]

Which spiderman films? Tobey's or Tom's? I actually don't know 😭

[@javieremoya]

I don’t the think all the Spider-Man films were BAD….but I wouldn’t lump TASM2 or SM3 in with the likes of Morbius…

[@raam726]

People like the amazing Spider-Man

[@HDGaminTutorials]

Spidermands could shit on your face and most people would still like it cause of there hard ons for spiderman

[@safs3098]

Are you implying spiderman 3 is bad? Bully Mcguire alone is better than the entire spiderman franchise... REEEE

[@kevorka3281]

Stick to getting beat up like in Fight Club, Jared... you're more entertaining that way

[@vilhelmstein2091]

Rated R would help this and the Venom movies

[@rubeng370]

Why do they make spiderman villain movies? They are boring without spiderman

[@Mil89GR]

They try to replicate the success of "Joker" and they fail miserably.

[@Immersive_mods]

Lol they started before joker with venom and venom make ton of money I don't think they fail

[@raam726]

@@Mil89GR replicate? Joker is a villain in the movie. Venom and morbius are heroes. They're villains in the comics. Basically, they're turning Spider-Mans super villains into superheroes. The idea is interesting ngl.

[@johnsantos507]

@@raam726 Venom and Morbius are Antiheroes. Not heroes.

[@raam726]

@@johnsantos507 yeah sure. Point is they're not malevolent from the start in the movies, unlike in the comics.

[@greygorthegoateedgeek5350]

I have to admire Sony's on going effort to make even the worst Marvel Studios film look like great

[@Hgh38]

Nah they manage to make the dceu look good

[@JunkFlush]

@@ezekieldressen223 no one said it was, reread what he said

[@MsTriangle]

DCEU does not exist. They do not build a shared universe

[@AmiAki]

Sony don’t even try. They are seriously just using the SpiderMan characters to make a movie just so they keep the rights. Problem is their script is always bad, no effort because they don’t care.

[@Justin-ti4xc]

@@ezekieldressen223 Sad that you don't know how to read.

[@brianmiller8977]

27:50 When I saw that scene and the one later, it looked like his gliding/flight power was kicking in and he couldn't control it. It was foreshadowing for him flying/gliding through the subway later.

[@SuperDecimator]

If I wrote this movie, I'd have put Kraber as the villain. Maybe Morbius killed a wealthy person's son or daughter scientist and the parent hires Kraber. Wouldn't want the cops because they want revenge, wouldn't want Spiderman because they want a professional. Boom: now we have Kraber tracking and hunting and Morbius gets more CGI budget for himself

[@Klishar122]

Fun fact: during a puff piece for this movie, Jared Leto, out of nowhere, dropped that he’d be willing to come back… as the Joker. Yeah, he knew this was crap.

[@DrMcMoist]

He just can't seem to accept that he was garbage in that role. His denial is almost Trump-esque. The new guy was better in a deleted scene than Leto was in Suicide Squad.

[@troymcclure681]

@@DrMcMoist you obviously have bad taste and TDS 😂

[@alexrivera633]

His was crap and his new hero movie is crap

[@Akihito007]

@@DrMcMoist Yea Trump gave us the best economy in WORLD HISTORY, made America energy independent, was securing the border and standing up to China, Russia and Iran. All it took was a years of media LYING and hiding every Biden scandal from the American voter (like Hunter’s laptop) along with unconstitutionally stuffing the ballot box with insecure mail in ballots in 5 battleground states for Biden to "win". Biden is going down in flames and everyone is waking up that TRUMP WAS RIGHT! So think twice before falsely claiming Trump is living in denial when it’s Biden voters who were conned!

[@erickamakeeaina1649]

@@DrMcMoist He was good in Snyders JL

[@calumsmith2002]

I was laughing throughout the whole movie because of how bad it was😂😂😂😂🤣 When he said you won’t like me when I’m hungry 😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[@fatmanjstyle5306]

Don’t tell me that line was actually in the movie

[@Kenny-sl6hb]

I cringed so hard at this line.

[@calumsmith2002]

@@fatmanjstyle5306 yes I’m not joking it’s a scene when he’s in prison

[@sotorc1448]

It's about as cringy as when Gordon said you could of pulled the punch and batman said I did.

[@12simslim]

@@sotorc1448 actually that one was pretty good 🤔

[@miguz2]

I love how Joe said "more bs" instead of "Morbius" XD

[@isaacclarke5334]

Now they’ve come up with “el muerto” and it’s gonna be played by super star bad bunny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheAlienGangster]

Was there a single human looking forward to this movie?

[@mattatk92]

Jared Leto was looking forward to the paycheck

[@3Guys1Video]

Me…… >:(

[@sandyduckman43]

The only person I know who was excited for it was John Campea

[@shawklan27]

@@sandyduckman43 he gets excited for most blockbusters so that isn't too strange. Maybe it's because it's his job as a movie reviewer to care about it.

[@molsy1768]

I was, because there's not a lot of vampire movies or monster blockbuster movies in general anymore, I didn't think it was going to be great, but I thought it would be at least somewhat entertaining

[@Cruddy129]

There should be a time when Marvel and Sony isnt so afraid of the rating system and just give the characters the respect they deserve Morbius's first ever big screen debut - and they basically turned it into a kid action flick, where the vampirism mythos isnt even done right

[@marcoouwens9422]

Yeah I don't understand why because they made moonknight 16+.

[@zygas25]

Moon knight will be an ok show. Disney usually has thier shit together on their shows. Sony is more of a hit or miss track récord.

[@poultry-lover6665]

@@marcoouwens9422 Disney is different from Sony

[@MidniteMeatBus]

@@zygas25 it kinda sucks, watched every episode, for every hour of BS you sit through, you get 30 seconds of Moon Knight in action.

[@Mr.KittensAndGibberish]

That one scene with his first experience with the wind, I interpreted it being him not being fully accustomed to his powers, like this is the first time he is running at a full sprint and can't stop himself fully on the (graveled) roof(?), which leads to him sliding as he attempts to stop himself at full speed. Then again, I watched in 360p cam quality, lmao. So a lot of the bad cgi didn't look as bad for me because I didn't see it normally. Yar har.

[@bleedthesecolours]

When I used the machine to collect my tickets for Sonic 2, one of them somehow printed for Morbius. The theater was legit pushing people into seeing it 🤣

[@alexanderm3504]

Paul Allen just can't get a break from doing Terrible movies even though he is an awesome actor

[@MajesticAngel13]

This is basically Paul Allen’s Batman

[@smolaether]

All those reservations at Dorsia caught up to him.

[@Joe-ki7og]

I don't think he's an awesome actor, I think his pretentiousness leads him down the path of doing these big lead characters and the film flopping. He thinks he's better than he is, you can tell he wants to give off a daniel day lewis method acting vibe but it just falls flat so often.

[@TheProphegy]

He’s also a known pedophile. The fact he’s still getting work is funny. His PR team has incredible damage control.

[@svkbw1921]

I remember when they announced it, I thought that it was such a strange choice for a Spider-Man Character to get a film.

[@shawklan27]

All these solo spiderman films without spiderman confuses me

[@johnniewaiker6203]

i remember the same feeling with venom

[@Hgh38]

I mean the did with Venom but tbh it was decent

[@Revan-eb1wb]

@@Hgh38 venom was decent for you? I dont want to know what bad is lol

[@KhanMann66]

@@Hgh38 First was meh. Second was awful. I hate how Sony took this badass character and turned him into a joke. Not my Venom.

[@batmandcuo3085]

If I remember correctly Vultures suit was made from the chitauri technology he found. So where the fuck did he find a chitauri in the Sonyverse?! XD

[@deathproof8732]

Joe paid 20 dollars for BLUE?!!

[@ouzer]

If you think this is bad, wait until they release the Madame Web feature-length film.

[@johnsantos507]

1. Madame Web better be a good movie.😠 2. Who will be the Actor of Madame Web?🤔

[@raam726]

@@johnsantos507 Dakota Johnson

[@johnsantos507]

@@raam726 Who?🤨

[@johnsantos507]

@Calavera Come on, they're not going to cancel it.😑

[@thorn5228]

seriously? they are making a movie on a charcters whos biggest thing is she sits in a chair looking at all the differant reality spiderman, and aiding them by talking mainly, im sorry but how on earth do they plan to make that into a film an animated short maybe but a full movie no way, unless its basicly just her sitting in the chair looking at all the realitys and what we get to see is basicly short spiderman themed what if universes that would be kinda cool.

[@EpicGrantz]

Alex’s stance and facial expressions for the first couple minutes had me dying 😂

[@sharpshoota8274]

He’s so naturally funny lol

[@EpicGrantz]

@@sharpshoota8274 straight up lol

[@AldoHacha]

Alex standing still is hot. But Alex reacting and gesticulating is charm rain

[@EpicGrantz]

@@AldoHacha I laughed so hard lmao, you’re not lying

[@jordon820]

Joe and Co, I don't know why ya'll get grief if you do, you're always so down to earth and just giving it straight and that's all the audience can ask for, especially today. Keep up the reviews, movies and shows and games and all such. I love your group discussion dynamics and, as Alex said, don't eat those beef jerky packets!

[@TheGamesNexus]

This review was fun, thank you very much! We have included a link to your work in our article about the film

[@badjuju2721]

Honestly when they were talking about the writers being experienced and shitty I was expecting D&D

[@almostadonovan]

Fair warning, I haven't seen this movie. I actually thought it looked okay in the trailers and wanted to watch it, but then first reviews started coming out and I realized I was right not to jump on it. But hearing Joe try to explain why Morbius can control bats with a harp is the perfect example of why Sony shouldn't be making these dumb antihero movies. Let people who know what they're doing tell these stories.

[@jamesb7205]

Sony should just give all their Spiderman shit back. They have absolutely no idea what they're doing

[@residentrump3271]

Control bats with a harp? I never saw Morbius do that in the comics. What gives?

[@mickeymoose9368]

Yeah, I was super excited about the movie, then saw 16% for rotten tomatoes 😳. “Welp….guess I’m seeing Elvis!”. Elvis is a fantastic movie btw. 😁

[@GrimViridian]

@@residentrump3271 just watched the movie and I have no clue wtf they're talking about with the harp, the movie was just average

[@tarantulasarecool]

@@mickeymoose9368watched that recently on Netflix. Was brilliant probably cuz of the singing and the acting!!!

[@bigskypioneer1898]

Gotta admit you got me with the April Fools. I was on the verge of unsubscribing. But then you said those magic words... "April Fools" Morbius is one of the few movies I've seen that was more boring than anything - to include the bad plot, special effects or acting. I doubt this director will ever get a major motion picture again. Sony took a hit on this one.

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

Giving Morbius his solo film was a mistake. He'd be far more compelling as a tragic villain (which is what he is) in an upcoming Spider-Man film, or even pair him against Venom instead.

[@elijahkangas4704]

I work at a movie theatre and our pre sold numbers for a movie are usually between 100-200 for a good movie (the Batman, no way home), our opening weekend for morbius is slated to have 15 people TOTAL for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, so much for all the hype…

[@reddragonemperor5022]

Lol damn Sony be like, 15 people watch it. hell ya! we made profit 📈 🤣

[@davidker8820]

Down here in Australia, this came out on the same day as Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Yet, in spite of the latter having an actual dedicated fanbase and plenty of hype, Morbius has over twice as many screenings everywhere. You know, this film that next to no one seems to even give a damn about. Methinks the cinemas might be taking a hit on this. But hey, maybe people will show up en masse, and it’s just that the general public never buys tickets in advance.

[@mrrationality2213]

Sony should focus more on the production of ps5 than in making horrible movies.

[@robcad8236]

Facts.

[@afrodesiac8064]

That Kraven movie will be horrible. I can see it now. Also, who cares about the Sinister Six anymore? Spider-Man was in Infinity War, Endgame and Far From Home, but Sony still thinks the Sinister Six will amaze us all?

[@Legoboy55able]

My favourite part of the movie is when I never saw the movie

[@liamnissanS2K]

The problem Isnt Morbius. The problem Is mainstream media, Hollywood In general (videogames aswell) collectively suck ass right now. We are In desperate need of a Renaissance era.

[@noneoftheabove5816]

Elden ring

[@neruneri]

Having seen Morbius, the problem is definitely also Morbius.

[@KingKrouch]

​@@noneoftheabove5816 Considering Elden Ring also launched as a buggy mess, and FromSoft still hasn't patched the actual issues with the game (more specifically, the technical issues), I don't think they're exempt from the rule either. Does it deserve GOTY? Maybe, but that's not saying much. Still waiting on FromSoft to patch the fucking game before playing more of it. Runs worse than Halo Infinite.

[@MrDman21]

The look on Alex's face says it all. 😆

[@adamndirtyape]

Jared Leto's name on a project is now a big red flag for me. Who keeps giving this guy lead rolls?

[@rometherevenant8749]

From what I gather after watching everyones reviews of this movie, it seems that no one in the production of this took any interest in it being an interesting film. I dont read the comics of Morbius so I cant say I am a fan or understand the appeal, but I can say I have an interest to see how the character connects with the rest of the cinematic universe. I guess I'll watch the film to see it for myself but it does not look too good.

[@Aredel]

Do tell: how did the movie turn out?

[@rubeng370]

The one movie I didn't care about and don't mind watching spoilers

[@hotwaterme1]

Sony just give up the rights for the Spider-Man universe to Marvel already like bruh..

[@johnsantos507]

They're not going to give up. You know that.😒

[@raam726]

They did. Marvel made 3 Spider-Man movies. They'll do venom too.

[@chino19963]

@@raam726 they didn’t give up the rights to Spider-Man, they shared it but they still completely owned Spider-Man

[@drewmoeller7838]

Man there's that dot man that creates portals and is just some random. Guy teleporting its some really obscure villain that was in the 90s TV show of spiderman can someone back me up on this?

[@madfox1006]

I don't get why people keep saying or thinking that Sonys Venom and Morbius are in the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man universe, or its in the MCU I'm like JUST STOP. Sony can't make a proper villain movie, they tagline it as a Villain movie but can't go through with it. Its like they're building a Sinster Six but they aren't very sinster.

[@pugsofsmallstreet5858]

The general audience/consumer have consistently told themselves that mediocrity is alright. They’ll even outwardly defend mediocrity. They’ll defend paywalls, half completed games, these crap ass Movies…. Everything. 🤦‍♂️ Now we are in this endless loop of just straight ass

[@BigBoss549]

Yeah people are complacent and love to settle for less, it's very strange

[@enricomurcia4162]

Because we've become a soft/participation trophy society that settles for mediocrity. 2nd and 3rd place is the new 1st place.

[@schizzo8959]

Would explain the success of the MCU, mediocrity as far as you can see, with no creativity, but some highlights.

[@VengD]

I knew it would be shit when I saw pg13 on the first trailer. Just like Venom, Sony had some amazing chances of making some R rated action/horror with these characters. But they wanna pull in as much money as possible, so they go for pg13, which just disappoints everyone.

[@Splenetic-]

They know that an R rating has actual risk associated with it, and when all you want is money without effort a R rating is a death sentence

[@KombatKastle]

@@Splenetic- Nah,Deadpool changed that paradigm,but studios are still too scared.

[@treswolves5512]

@@Splenetic- Joker was the first R rated film to break $1 billion, surpassing even Deadpool 2. I would say that in the right hands, an r rated anti hero movie can make more money than one that cuts a bunch of content to pass for PG13

[@Splenetic-]

@@treswolves5512 you missed my point, those movies had insane hype and actual passion behind them, it’s the lazy movies with studio interference that usually default to being cut/watered down to ensure they make a profit. I know full well how successful R rated superhero movies and movies in general can be.

[@SavageSenzu]

What headsets are they using?

[@DoubleO7-11]

The only thing more unlikeable than Jared Leto is a Jared Leto movie🥴

[@ytuser_3122]

I weirdly love Joe’s movie reviews over the game reviews 😂 And I’m watching The Godfather in theaters over this.

[@producerevan88]

Probably a good choice

[@israelruiz8706]

Yea because these are kinda them just being friends talking shit about movies. I do that with friends sometimes

[@ezioassassain]

bro what ur watching godfather in theatres damn man i wanna see it in theatres but they'll never show it here

[@markpritzlaff7065]

My Lord…I was having a heart attack before you revealed your April Fools joke.

[@lilsabin]

Same 🤣

[@jamogable]

I vaguely recalled MCU Vulture appropriate his tech from Chitauri weapons and vehicles left after the battle in the 1st Avengers.. so AJ points a great contention on where did Vulture get his stuff in that Universe..

[@themaskedman757]

AJ I’ve been watching you since I was 10 or 11 years old. You’re my favorite KZbinr of all time. Don’t let the haters get to you because you have gotten nothing but better since then : )

[@KillerKondom]

That movie feels like it was meant to be released right between Daredevil and Spider Man 3

[@art2norrman872]

Best part about this film was Matt Smith. He is one of my favourite actors. Always a brightspot in any movie/series

[@triantyern1396]

Mediocre asshole locates

[@JohnDarksoul69]

yeah i feel bad for my man. he's a good actor but he keeps landing roles in such bad movies... he deserves better :'(

[@damianlegion8455]

1:18 You got me! 🤣 I miss Brightburn so much... They should do more Horror(oriented)'s superheroes movies like that... 🤔

[@Seyiall]

The two cops always came off like a Key and Peele bit. The biggest failure of this movie for me was the messed up flow: It was simultaneously rushed, because the scenes were just stitched together without proper setup or transition (like "We need to go to international waters!" CUT *International Waters*), and at the same time dragged like heck. It takes a goddang hour until he's Morbius and the movie is 104 minutes. I did like the CG (outside the final fight, at least) and the acting, though.