Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-4-24 | Bill Burr

[@mellowfellow6816]

I love it when ol' Billy Corner Moment delivers another comedy asset

[@kylebags81]

Anyone else get excited when you saw the first photo from Always Sunny?

[@Hardcastle83]

Why I clicked...

[@mikebud12]

Probably Andrew. He definitely likes they were supposed to do a show but they didn't pick up pilot. I would love to see that show

[@BackflipinBrandon]

When does he talk about it?

[@pinkmomba69]

Nope

[@frankmurphyburr3598]

I'm from UK so I have no idea what that is 😅

[@darthbinks5987]

I will say for myself, but maybe it's also the case for somebody else. When I have a bad day and things seem pale and meaningless there's a few little things that help me to keep going. One them is definitely this podcast. I might not always understand what is it that Bill is talking about at the moment, but it's always good to hear him and the day is a bit brighter from then on❤

[@jeffs.605]

Thats ...OL' BILLY🎇* SUNSHINE'*֏✨+_+🎏^_~🎏&↝Rachele Finestein*֏

[@LiquidDaylight]

I don't think any of us understand what ol' Billy Wingnuts is going on about most of the time 😂❤

[@bodhi9464]

💯🇦🇺

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

Hope you all are having a great day 🙏😊❤

[@SesameStreetRacingChannel]

Bill...when you talk about the trends in the '80s...I feel a connection with you...We are very FORTUNATE to have grown up when we did...what has followed in our paths can only be described as..."shit". As in..."It has all gone to shit".

[@TurdFerguson643]

I love how Hue Honey and Vic Vinegar made the thumbnail😂

[@TheChococheeks]

😂shouted laaaddyyy at the wife and bill burr notifications pop up

[@Tmoneyusafr]

Thats fckn hilarious friend 🤣

[@PowerfulNomad]

Shoutout to all my fellow empaths

[@dime1012]

As a pothead, Bills bit on NFL 🌱gummies was amazing😭

[@4realtime783]

The always sunny screen shot better be a nod to an appearance on its always sunny in Billydelphia episode.

[@Zen_1g]

"A, 2024" LMAO

[@GR_BackingTracks]

We were gonna write "April" but...

[@johnman559]

Help me out people are these all from 2016 or are some Current?👍

[@Zen_1g]

@johnman559 the first part of the podcast is always new. After that it's a podcast from the same date 8 years ago. That's all.

[@johnman559]

@@Zen_1g superstar thanks

[@Tmoneyusafr]

Bill "Gential Assets" Burr 😅 I about spit my coffee out

[@iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh]

Re: Self-proclaimed Empaths. Your intro is going save me a lot of time. Walking away and not making a peep, now.

[@exdus235]

❤️👍

[@OneEyedJackNLD]

51:13 😂😂😂 Oh wow. Best description of writers block. Face shaped like a Parking Meter? 😂😂😂😂

[@demitasse22]

Ngl. I get excited when Bill says he had a great day. It’s somehow a little funnier.

[@brettlawson9488]

Thanks for the history of the muffin dance 😂😂😂

[@oliverposniak1254]

That's like when the Wayne's Brothers did the White Chicks movie?😂😂😂

[@FoardenotFord]

Got excited when I saw the Always Sunny photo. I would die happy if Bill had a cameo on one of their episodes.

[@monkeygraborange]

For a second there I thought we woke you up from a nap! 💤

[@bodhi9464]

Another great one Bill Burrrrr 🎶🥁😂🇦🇺

[@BloodandSoilNS]

Ol' Dixie boy Billy bare balls with the good muffin dance bit.😅 Shit was funny. I'll never stop saying "that shit was a cake walk!? You take my life.....but you will neva take..... my freedooooooom!" ⚔️

[@antonnola]

"A Corner Moment" I'm definitely going to try to get one of my musician friends to name a song or album that.

[@hesolex7674]

That evil laugh at 3:05 and Holy shit I just made an eerie connection between you and Chucky. If anyone can do it better than Brad its you sir.

[@joepayne4853]

A cake walk is a game of musical chairs where the winner gets a cake. They are usually held as a fundraiser for church or school.

[@TheSteveBoyd]

He's right about Dave Attell's special. Hot Cross Buns is funny AF!

[@BillRoberts-c1g]

Saw your show at Chappelle’s in YS. Fantastic show and interaction with Donnell and his dumb outfit!

[@joshuateubanks4302]

The bonus episode is a CLASSIC!!

[@tressazachman5674]

I always thought the cake walk was referring to the cake walk game they play at churches

[@LateBoomer-sl1dk]

It is. You'd think the article might've mentioned that.

[@bstring7773]

Another weird deflection at the end, but it was all pretty damn funny! Good show!

[@Kamikazevondoom]

Billy the Butcher strikes again! 9:51-10:27 “I think the whole thing is phucking hilarious and and you know, and and I would say terrifying” 🫣🤣😬

[@chappym2]

This one was really funny. Burr is outstanding

[@joshisajedi2461]

Bill needs to watch Supercross. Just here so someone tells him.

[@2chows1dude]

Ole Freckles, been listening to you with Patrice on the O and A show. Amazing stuff all these years later

[@garrettharris4704]

You AND I! 🤣😂

[@bujabusiness]

I am very empathic so of course I listen to everyone and got a degree in counseling because it's my gift and I realized after I got my degree into my first counseling internship that I hate depressed people. Why would I want that in my life LOL

[@foolproof7321]

Ol Billy birds in the background ova here

[@sjohn-th9ok]

damn bro, the birds in la sound happy rn

[@chrismercer96]

Hey Bill, nice Casino Rama shoutout lll That's just a stone's throw from me. I stayed in a motel here in Orillia with that same damn heat issue too. 😆

[@maybachyard]

Hey Bill, are you going to acetate your assets? 🤣

[@cupperdigger3494]

😂

[@Tyler106940]

Dill durr has the best solo podcasts you hotta tune your brain more postive and it will unloc the positivity

[@sherryhoward2481]

I was beginning to wonder why you haven't been on Joe's podcast. Can't wait to see you there again.😊

[@josh-ng5xj]

listen to the first 2 mins of the new andrew shultz on jre. then come back and listen to the first minute of this 😂

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

5:55 I remember k-tel

[@JamesGormleyMusic]

Ole Billy corner moment 😅

[@fromthebasin]

Hey baldylox. A moment frame is a structural element designed to resist lateral loads. Is that what your agent was talking about? I fucking hope so.

[@monkeygraborange]

Sadly, it wasn’t.

[@briandoornink7597]

Thats what i was thinking...moment forces.. its a structural engineering term.

[@dustinjones8941]

Moment is a construction term Bill.

[@briandoornink7597]

yes

[@bobl6139]

Lechmere dedham Billy boy had a return policy on the TVs so people would buy big ass TVs for the Super Bowl and then return them in January

[@pineapplesderrr]

I was at that dodgers game and the concessions is how theyre gonna pay for that contract

[@Zen_1g]

I wonder if the people that live in Steinway tower can only buy a certain amount of furniture due to how it would effect the swaying. Also spooky you brought that tower up then the next day they have an earthquake lol

[@Gei-r6o]

Elegant buzzwords that if you think about it contradict themselves. You got sold a dream. That movie is a nightmare

[@Gei-r6o]

I'm gonna make a movie of your life Bill!!!!! Its gonna be called the narcissist that didn't know..

[@Rockmachine99]

Well at least you got the year right. lol

[@will9001asd]

Essentially an empath wouldn't say they are one because they would pick up how someone might feel hearing another person self-proclaim such a title 🤪🤪 Kind of like, I can't tell you I'm a nice person, all I can do is try to be nice and maybe you'll make that judgement on your own.

[@jasongarcia2140]

Yes.

[@nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555]

You people just make up words.

[@PowerfulNomad]

You can only say you're an empath to others who you know are also empaths (who also know know they are)

[@laroark5036]

I personally like the old fashioned books.

[@84m30]

35:43 O’l billy ripped anotha one

[@deadraider420]

Good mics Bill. I can hear birds chirping and you scratching your beard

[@maratfiles1982]

Damnt, love you. U good, don’t just fell to stupidnesss. Love U

[@amesailor]

Empath isn't a new word bill.

[@joemoonraker]

HEY, JAG! you obviously don't know what an empath is. I am one. It's like you feel other people's shit. You don't have to care about them. Like when I felt Theos embarrassment at being treated like an ass. But I also empathized with your frustration. I don't give a f about either of you, maaaaannn.

[@BostonShovinstuff]

Ol Billy Beer Nuts !

[@Gei-r6o]

We would have hit movies crushing Everything

[@believeincez]

Riverside, CA is a dope place (the IE in general). I moved there for a year in 2016 from Atlanta. Had a great time

[@ralphwiggum240]

too hot there... you can't ride a bike there during the day. It smells so badly of chicken shit farms while driving there from the LAX airport

[@believeincez]

@@ralphwiggum240 I haven’t been back since I left, but I much prefer the dry heat over the humid hot southern summers. Also I rode my skateboard almost everyday when I was out there so I’m not sure why you can’t ride a bike. They have a lot of sidewalks. More than where I’m from

[@ralphwiggum240]

@@believeincez you can't ride a bike there, because the heat is too much. It is 120 degrees on the surface of the sidewalk. The dog was jumping in the pool every hour to cool off. My Adidas Sambas were melting through to my feet and my feet were burning just touching the sidewalk. When I was in the car, the AC was on full blast and the windshield was so hot you couldn't touch it. Are you sure you were in Riverside CA? Doesn't sound like you were if you didn't experience that heat.

[@Spractral]

You seen The Curse billy boy? Speaking of A24

[@Realygoodatbball]

“A, 2024” By: Andrew Thumbless

[@frankmurphyburr3598]

Bilko was a misguided mistake. Bilko was NEVER about Bilko, it was all about Phil Silvers

[@christopherallen9580]

A, 2024? Themeles ain't even trying.

[@jasongarcia2140]

Makes it much more real young Christopher Robin

[@christopherallen9580]

@@jasongarcia2140 Me?

[@jasongarcia2140]

@@christopherallen9580 Oh shi* no not you, my bad

[@franki2085]

What do you think about the Neenja lady Bill?

[@RyanHeinzman1985]

Empath= walk away

[@chase_like_the_bank]

Empathy from the greek empathia. Bill learns a new word and thinks it was invented by millennials yesterday.

[@Vaporvice84]

Tweeting referred to as "social media assets." So do your followers prefer to be referred to as "Advocates" too? Lol.

[@-C.S.R]

Thanks for Mookie Boston! Go Dodgers!

[@wendymariep2580]

I will always love you ha

[@Gei-r6o]

Ohh bro i got it all planned out i would have gone up to you like de Niro in goodfellas bro. I know you Love that shit

[@rodneywade8643]

Empaths? We are are all born with tender mercies. They are empathy and sympathy. We come out screaming and crying thinking we are hurt but we are not. So we are born liars. Thus empaths. Roflmbo.

[@reneefahner3486]

We want Jon Lovitz back !!! He’s not busy .. bring him back Bill .

[@capablemachine]

The Empath is an episode of star trek. I don't think it's any good.

[@juliuspekar7620]

IT'S AN ILLUSION "gun violence" IS NOT ON A RISE (keep in mind, this is not of my opinions, but of certain facts shared by everyone in our society. They are true in all our lives) For at least the last 20 years "gun violence" has been less than 15% of what it was in the 60's,70's,80's,90's. & it's been dropping fast with every year. Back then there was a mass/school shooting almost every week somewhere in the U.S.. Before the internet & cell phones, people tried to keep things like school shootings out of national news, most of the time it was in local news only. You only got info about it if you lived in the area. Today everyone gets the info as it happens or just after. Things like "school shooting" effect everyone at emotional levels (we are not use to dealing with). It makes it feel/look/appear like it's on a rise. How do i know this ? Documents that are available to the public, AKA "local news" of every publication in the U.S. during 60's thru 90's (over 450). Yes i read them all. also *NO school shootings are NOT uniquely American* That is one of the biggest lies on the internet, being taken as fact by posting it everywhere over and over again. That's dangerous for all in the U.S. if lies & opinions are taken as facts. And they are, even by some politicians. * This one is my opinion; Any politician that thinks school shootings are uniquely American needs to be replaced (lazy politics)

[@wendymariep2580]

Wasuo Billycakes

[@tr5692]

Jesus! Ol’ Freckles you need to warn people before you start doing ASMR.

[@brandonsmith340]

Hello yinz beautiful people of the world

[@melissageisler391]

Hello fellow Yinzer!

[@brandonsmith340]

@@melissageisler391 hello

[@nathanleeper505]

Houghton or Hancock?

[@funnydonor9484]

I’m gonna crumb

[@EMAN-tx7lp]

Hey Billy blue balls

[@dingoog1]

Acetate

[@Gei-r6o]

You're having a corner moment Bill... Save what is left of your soul save your personality.. If you needed help Writing Old dads why didn't you ask me..

[@anarcho-communist11]

Lol I only know one person who calls herself an empath, a family member, and she's constantly angering me by her inconsiderate behavior.

[@Gei-r6o]

Hey Billy you gotta be careful Because you're standing up for all Men you are the chosen 1. and There's a lot of Women who wanna see you fall.. Don't let no One shame or guilt you.

[@AliceStargamerUsagi]

You realize he’s not going to read all of your spam comments

[@Gei-r6o]

Its funny how only you could have your biggest fan coming off like a troll Talking trash on the assets. I Love you bro I know you can't comprehend that cause you're a selfish narcissist but i Love you bro

[@oslo8055]

Bill. The article Is made that way on purpose. The longer it takes for one to get to the point. The longer one stay on the page. The more money they made. Just delete this "writer". You're being played. 😂❤

[@LateBoomer-sl1dk]

Not to mention they left off the current definition: a carnival game where you walk around a circle and when the music stops you could win a cake.

[@gungunbat1428]

Is Bill burr ok? He seems like he's not focused. A bunch of dead space does with ummmm uhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhh.. ummmmmmm. It's a chore to listen thru this nonsense.

[@wavylige5865]

im early 😇

[@lanceprzybyla7662]

Hi 1st😊

[@falconeddie1393]

that's cap

[@d0ublestr0ker0ll]

Two weeks without a guest, Lovitz really did a number on ole Billy's ego ove theah.

[@deadraider420]

He has had a couple of guest since.

[@Oneeyedpirate008]

dosnt care enough to read the comments though 🤣🤣🤣

[@jasongarcia2140]

Everyone knows reading the comments isn't a good idea 😊

[@exdus235]

❤😅❤

[@Gei-r6o]

Ohh Bill I messed up bro i seen you at an in and out and i wanted to give you your privacy, i didn't say anything to you i should have talked to you,could have been friends.. I fucked up

[@Gei-r6o]

That explains why no one watched Old dads from start to finish...

[@Gei-r6o]

You needed help riding Old dads and you consulted people who use buzzwords that don't make any sense. You got played

[@Gei-r6o]

******

[@DylanPattyn]

First!!!!!

[@monkeygraborange]

Nope