Ticked Off Vic: Bathroom Protocol | VicDibitetto.net

[@wolff4033]

this man is the best person in the universe

[@mr.guitarman349]

Facts

[@angeladallimore8079]

Agree. Very entertaining

[@hippyable]

Love that guy. Only saw him a few times

[@angeladallimore8079]

Lol

[@Christkuma]

Jesus

[@lifeonthedrone]

Vic Dibitetto helps me cope with my mental illness. god bless this man

[@heatherhartman6474]

👍

[@r.t8463]

Joe gatto's real dad

[@DrTodd-xu1yw]

Yes!

[@claude878878]

I saw Joe Gatto on tv yesterday and i couldn't believe how EXACTLY they look alike.. They even have the exact same voice.. Scary.

[@thisdollslifejenna3841]

💯❗👏

[@skyforce2132]

Right!!!!

[@BrianD3185]

The only the worst is when you go to wipe and no matter how many times you do it's never enough.

[@picadilly3184]

Wet wipes

[@captainmarvel1018]

Not shower shave shit or shave shit shower

[@pimpinisanoncontactsport2096]

Dogg I'm literally trying to eat 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@KingKong19100]

That's why I use a hose

[@killaphila666]

That first wipe is the worst when you realize damn its one of them shits im gonna be here for fucking ever.

[@dhog41]

Very few people can make me laugh as hysterically as you do, Vic....and that is SO needed these days. Thank you. Love ya.

[@JWH316]

Great Now I’m never gonna get to sleep now I can’t stop laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sheilarae1361]

OMG I have tears rolling down my face!!! 😂😂😂

[@cosimocasdia6534]

This guy is vary funny

[@jojogymjl]

Imagine if someone came to the door for a piss and just heard this coming from Inside

[@ejshafer]

lmao

[@Cristina-Ortiz]

LMAO his wife is probably so used to it by now

[@stevetrivago]

One of your best in my opinion 💯😂

[@Divaqueen1957]

He always makes me feel better when I’m down!

[@kyleguzman9308]

This is the most relatable thing I️ have ever heard😭

[@SportsTalkWithWill2024]

0:55 That Mood Swing

[@rustynail1155]

You Feel Like A French Medrody.... AND THAN YOU REALIZE YOU GOTTA TAKE A SHET

[@CranioUomo]

It's like like tattooing your arm and then having your arm amputated

[@ClassicalContrarian]

It’s Maître d’[insert establishment here]. *in Ticked Off Vic voice*: WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS A FRENCH MEDRODY?!?!?!

[@omerbrooklyn8716]

Maître D

[@melissacooper4282]

That would be like you just cleaned the toilet only for less than five minutes later that someone goes and takes a $h*t in it!

[@hopeoconnor1626]

It’s like polishing your shoes and then walking through a mud puddle

[@cherylturgeon6237]

No shit!!! Been there, done that lol

[@gioknows]

Vic you're *KILLING* me buddy!

[@SHADOWBLACKs650]

VIC ... It's 2 AM LOL

[@SilentJables]

I hate when that happens. Love your videos.

[@brandonallegrina6349]

Always makes me laugh. No matter how bad of a day I'm having. Thank you Vic!!!!!!!

[@1956willys4x4]

A good laugh is one of the best things in the world. Thanks for making me laugh.

[@ginas.4266]

You are so funny Vic! Don't forget about having to take a dump right after you clean the toilet. It is all clean and sparkly with the blue water then it all gets ruined!

[@davidangelamelcher9591]

Or when you flush, it doesn't go straight down, it swirls around and leaves hash marks all over the inside of the bowl.

[@loricrockett-owens5117]

AND THEN U REALIZE U HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT! the facial expression. LMFAO

[@darkstormcloud09]

Vic, you are indeed hilarious! Non-stop laughter! "Down there is like a Shamwow!" Thank you!

[@bradleyweiss7287]

Where did you learn the art of the ultimate complainer! Another level:)

[@wbbils7052]

Bradley Weiss. Hey! I hold the fuckin' patent. He's infringing on it

[@elijahangel6153]

😂😂😂😂😂OMG! Hysterical! And the Truth! You are the best Vic! 🇮🇹

[@ad-pz5cx]

This guy REALLY MAKES ME LAUGH! We ALL NEED Vic to make us smile and laugh through this Virus crap! I LOVE YOU VIC!!

[@gwmcklintock]

Lmao, I knew that's where you were going!!!

[@MD-md4th]

What’s even worse if when you figure out you gotta take one when you’re still in the shower!

[@melissatownsend5981]

Dude!! You put entirely too much thought into that!! LOL!!

[@itzvivi6575]

This is by far my most fav Vic angry vid ever on here lol I keep coming back to it whenever imbhaving a bad day 😂

[@DuhC0mmunity]

Also when you have to shit when you just get into the bathtub

[@Giambijuice]

Vic, I needed a good laugh in my life right now.....thank god I found your channel. Buona Fortuna!!!

[@twistedaxles9126]

Taking a shit after a shower is like washing a mud bogging truck and then running it through a mud pool

[@ChrisFowlerNH]

I hate that... Baby wipes on standby just for that purpose lol

[@ChrisFowlerNH]

Michael Caprarella pretty much yeah, regardless, you'd want to clean up somehow. Aside from the inclination to just feel fresh! It really is just more hygienic.

[@longshore1804]

Chris Fowler lol I started using baby wipes after my son was born. It’s not something I would think to get myself now I don’t feel clean unless I use them lol

[@damovee]

no they fuck up ya plumbing

[@damovee]

bidet

[@ChrisFowlerNH]

damovee not the flushable ones! And I'm not stupid enough to put the normal ones down the drain.

[@nadiamcginty4035]

Omfg!!! I choked on soda when he said u gotta shot lmfao

[@gabesmokes8950]

1875: The future is gonna be great 2019:

[@heatherhartman6474]

😂

[@astridgalactic9336]

Oh, just wait until 2020! Boy, do you have some surprises. Tip: Start stocking up on toilet paper now and get that bidet installed if at all possible.

[@MYSTICmooseMUSIC]

Laughing so damn hard right now.

[@BLiTzRanT]

LMAO I knew where this was going as soon as he started... I had this talk with my buddies other day because that's what we do, talk about SHIT that ticks us off lol

[@Perservere]

LOL! So damn true. You speak the truth Vic. Luv Ya!

[@DA-jw6nm]

Vic, you are a gem! Thanks!

[@jasoncataldi2053]

TOTALLY AGREE!!! The wife always yells at me when I tell her this logic. She’ll never understand. Right on Vic. Thank you for speaking out. Hahahah

[@marilynwolff2878]

oh my god! Sooooo true! Vic, you are great.

[@DarkOm3ga]

This is truly real talk. Happens more often than not. What tics me off along with the double shower is that water bill because of my asshole of an asshole.

[@kimreace]

Omg I have tears in my eyes!!!! I started losing it when you said cockie

[@bryankutne7942]

Lmao!!!! This is fucking great! “Taking a shit after a shower is like vacuuming and shampooing a rug and then Powdering your balls on it”

[@luispru945]

I feel cheated when that happens!! I was discussing this with my wife the other day!!🤣🤣😂😂

[@pmct66]

Vic you are the best. Any chance that you will be performing in CT. I would love to see your show.

[@lifewithjimmy4389]

Omg!! Lol I’m binge watching all ticked off Vic’s!! Lol beautiful!!! Lol

[@aguy7460]

Lmao this is all too familiar 🤣

[@barbarabauer6859]

Love you Vic! I miss home NY forever!

[@melissacooper4482]

It's just like when you give a dog a bath. Once you get him clean he'll go right back in the mud!

[@peepeepoopoovdbhxvbcc6683]

I love that he is so pissed about it that he films the video literally moments after the matter

[@plop55]

I almost shit myself laughing!

[@eazybe1]

Taking a shit after a shower is like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

[@Raven-kv9mb]

I LOVE this guy!!!! So practical!!!!!!

[@ismaeldelatorre481]

This hurts the big laughs! 😀😁😂😃😄😅😆🤗😂😁

[@omerbrooklyn8716]

Great analogies Vic

[@Zenendos]

He’s so right

[@smashypeople]

I still go back to this. it's great

[@Zenendos]

LMFAOOO, Dude I love this guy

[@vangildermichael1767]

I feel you, man. I hate that after the shower thing.

[@plinko84]

I live for ticked off Vic. Need more videos, there are so many shitty moments that need to be discussed. Thanks for another teehee.

[@raymondt.1880]

Lol. It's Happened To Me a Few Times. He is so Funny the way he explains things because most of his Videos Are So True! Lol.

[@SeanGettingsActorComedian]

Fantastic work..might be in the top 5.....yeah after watching it twice it’s a Top Five Vic Bit.

[@heatherhartman6474]

HELL YEAH!👍😂

[@mcam9531]

I can't stop laughing so hard. Vic your hilarious

[@millie3065]

i always shit before showering. just in case..

[@MattDevarnne1989]

I just laughed for 15 mins straight lol. Omg Vic I get just as ticked off when that happens. It's like washing the car then driving thru mud. You made this shitty scenario so hilarious I can't even get mad at it anymore. I needed that one thanks Vic you're the man. And remember the best has yet to come lol

[@gleasonnews510]

Oh boy, SO TRUE!!! NEVER FAILS

[@philippopenik8880]

im glad that someone had the guts to talk about what really matter's. its been a long time coming???? ha ha

[@Goffix2009]

HA HA HA HA HA..Plus HA HA HA HA!!! I couldn't relate more!!!

[@cherylkramer2534]

Omg!!!!!! I'm dying here!!!

[@peabody4217]

OMG im cryin"!!!! hahahaha so dam true!!!!!

[@livetvboys4340]

I've been there I just jump right back in the shower LOL cheers Vick another great video

[@alleyal5898]

Lol 🤣😆🤣 hahaha 😂😆😂 hahaha 😂😆 Vic you freaking kill me . 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@gonellenterprise9868]

2:56 when your parents are mad at you for not showering

[@mbsh2100]

Wow! You deliver the real in a great way

[@Artsyshroom]

Hahahahaha😂 you need baby wipes those seem to help me

[@joemorrow8411]

I feel your pain,,🤤🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@chrizzycream]

Watching this while in bathroom lol

[@A-sq2dy]

The echo of the rant works amazing. And so true!! Shit shower shave shit SHOWER 🧼 🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼🧼

[@teresahamby4092]

Exactly. I feel your pain brother. 😂

[@arikglowacki3576]

I've done this once, I felt like an animal

[@nateroyer6247]

This is so true

[@picadilly3184]

You are the funiest man on KZbin, maybe anywhere.

[@sjsiemka]

I now live by this guys words, it's a must.

[@amazonia8393]

Sorry for your pain Vic lol

[@bprg820]

So true!!! Love you Vic! 💕😂🤣

[@dedetor1]

Love your work

[@kathyhayward1133]

Tell mother nature that.🤣😂🤣🤣

[@melissacooper4282]

One of my favorite rants of his! 😂

[@captainsonny4053]

So true!!!!!

[@edwardgoldsmith8011]

100percent true. Like always leave it to Vic. He will deliver the goods. Italian people rule. God bless vic

[@moniquestevens9709]

Hahaha.. Vic ..you,re hillarious! 😅😅😅

[@frankazareloiii9035]

This is one of the best. Wow. Lost it!

[@daviddanser7801]

This is so true, having to take a dump after a shower sucks!

[@dantemikey]

😂Great Job Vic as soon as u mentioned u were showering I knew what it was coming 💩

[@gonellenterprise9868]

Bruh every one of his vids are funny im subbing

[@marc_leblanc]

I think I injured myself laughing @ 0:55. Baaahahaha

[@hopeoconnor1626]

Me too, and also at 1:57 and 2:55

[@chizz06]

I was gonna say you gotta shower again lol

[@hermanttorres]

LMAOOOOO.!!!!!!!!!😩😆 ALL THE TIME VIC..!!!! It’s the body movement I’ve learned but also tics me off is when you go to put on your boxer briefs your foot gets caught and all hell breaks loose... your briefs get all stretched out and your wife gets to hear a platera of curse words

[@wbbils7052]

Hey, Anthony Torre! It's not "platera", but "plethora", zipperhead. Look it the fuck up.

[@camerinsmith9717]

lmao this video really butters my croissant

[@hisnamewasrocco]

Gold Vic sheer gold!!!