Ticked Off Vic: Nobody Told Me What It Was Like To Get Older | VicDiBitetto.net

[@jonathanlane4496]

This is one of the most hysterical routines I ever heard. I’m laughing so hard that I’m pissing in my pants...I have no idea what direction the stream is going.

[@jimfinigan1681]

Careful, you might shit yourself.

[@jonathanlane4496]

Jim Finigan: lt’s too late!

[@marcelojuarez3344]

holy shit we getting old jaja im normal yaaaa

[@DorothyGTyas]

*Ditto that ! ! !* 👍😂

[@matthewcastillo9951]

Almost blew out a lung i was laughing so hard. But everything he said is true. Around the age of 40 and up I started to fall apart.

[@sjlinton]

Took me 5 minutes to get my breath back. This is the funniest thing I've seen in years.

[@thirstonhowellthebird]

sjlinton “swingin slinky’s lol”

[@SaltyDooDoo]

I know right... my stomach still hurts from laughing.

[@mikesosa1146]

Same here!!!!!!!

[@duzzitmatter8679]

This gave me asthma

[@keeleanr]

Same

[@monikag1323]

I'm 50. I went to the ER last week with chest pains because I thought I was having a heart attack. It was ACID REFLUX!!!!! REALLY?????

[@monikag1323]

@MOPARGuy I know what acid reflux is and this did NOT feel like it!!! I was EMBARRASSED it WASN'T a heart attack!!!!

[@monikag1323]

@@UncleJunior52 I haven't gotten the bill yet! I'm waiting for United healthcare to turn it down first! After all, it's a local government plan even though I pay for the PPO they probably still make me go to the community hospital instead of the one around the corner from my house!

[@monikag1323]

@@UncleJunior52 besides SOMEONE has to pay for illegals healthcare!!!! 😡

[@monikag1323]

@MOPARGuy that's why I ended up going. I waffled on it for about 4 hours! The symptoms are different for women, much more subtle, and I'm almost positive that's why more women die of either heart attack or heart disease because we wait or don't recognize until it's too late. Even so I didn't want them to make a big deal but the second you say 'chest pain ' they make you sit and won't let you walk!

[@monikag1323]

@@sherloidbai7064 not really! I actually prayed I was, that's how bad I didn't want to deal with my boss!

[@elkabong6429]

My mom (R.I.P.) used to say: “Growing old ain’t for sissies!” Fuhgeddaboutit!

[@dlhilton3759]

I think they call them The Golden Years because my shorts changed color.

[@Grapefruit-Gal]

Hahahahahaha

[@sonjaleesloth]

I worked in doctor's offices for 15 yrs mostly with the elderly. Not a day went by when I didn't hear "Golden years my ass, don't get old honey" etc. 😏

[@shantellakaladypersephone8671]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewcastillo9951]

Yep, it’s the color of your underwear that they are talking about.

[@electron7659]

Some old folks like to call them "the Golden years" just to make themselves feel better because deep down inside they know their health is screwed. They're just fooling themselves. We ALL know getting old sucks ass. The Golden years?? More like the molden years. This man is telling it straight up like it is. No bullshit, no boulogne. YES, the ugly truth hurts, but it's better than a sugar coat of false hopes.

[@2574mcu]

It sucks to get old. I started falling apart at 45. You are so right about everything.

[@terrycrews1760]

Here Beforeyou 30? Fuck you just out of shape. 30 is super young

[@heavymetalrocknrollusa]

OMG, you had me rolling today. Everybody needs to watch you for these hard times. All the best man.

[@ameliaiacullo1064]

Thank you for making me laugh and forget our crisis for a few minutes!

[@heavymetalrocknrollusa]

We are all in this together, be safe.

[@stanbarrington9698]

LOL,looks like its writen in Japanese!!!

[@lindabuono7893]

My father who lived to be 94 said "growing old is not for sissies". You made me laugh so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes! Too funny!

[@DDay-vv9ec]

When I die and get to the gates of heaven I want to be behind this guy in line,jus so I can hear what he's got to say.

[@maryannesoucie5376]

Just found him .. & love this Guy..He says It The way it is ..He is HYSTERICAL!!!

[@billytheweasel]

Recent devotee too. the "Message to the Government" vid brought me.

[@southernsass2937]

All they said was... JUST WAIT TIL YOU GET OLDER 😂

[@ronvalley1973]

i have to be the luckiest bastard anywhere. am 64, no baldness at all and not even losing any hair at all, and, still, not one stinking strand of grey hair and have no pain anywhere. man, people are sure falling apart at an early age in this chat.

[@billytheweasel]

@@ronvalley1973 let me be the first to congratulate you WITH BOTTOMLESS UNENDING HATE.

[@electron7659]

@@ronvalley1973 That's good and all but you just need to lose more weight though. Imagine how even better you would feel if you got slim and a little tone in your muscles 💪.

[@betsyscales1066]

@@ronvalley1973 sorry to say 64 years old is old regardless of the color of your hair. Old is old. No fighting it.

[@ronvalley1973]

@@betsyscales1066 wrong, 85 is old. 65 is prime for banging the ladies cause we know how to please instead of just shooting a load of creamy butter all over your buns or boobs. you, of all people, sound old!

[@henryjohnson7822]

OMG I'm laughing so hard I can't see. I'm 53 I better be careful I don't shit myself

[@woodrowcall3269]

Everyone says enjoy the “GoldenYears.” I call them the TARNISHED YEARS.

[@guyfroml]

...or the patina years!

[@electron7659]

More like "The Molden Years" 🤭

[@TimothyONeill_84.]

Oh man, I haven’t laughed so hard for a long time until now, I’m in my 50’s and I see everything in my body going to shit but your video makes it easier to laugh at, thank you.

[@JohnSmith-wd9rc]

Just wait till you see 60. That was when I started falling apart. But I did make it to 60 without doctors, script drugs, or any operations, not even glasses. But now I can barely walk, blood clots in legs hurt like hell, even though the doctors fixed it. Too bad youth is wasted on the young.

[@TimothyONeill_84.]

@@JohnSmith-wd9rc Amen to that.

[@marcelojuarez3344]

im going to turn 40 this year I've notices some changes....i just had my heads up with this videos and coments

[@dougrobinson5830]

@@JohnSmith-wd9rc described me exactly! 60 was ok 65 and I'm a train wreck.

[@dougrobinson5830]

@@marcelojuarez3344 man get ready. You won't believe how things change.

[@jennrn2499]

I just got a glass of wine. I can’t drink it because I’m afraid I’ll crack up and shoot it out of my nose. I’m 49 and it ain’t any easier for women!

[@phantomtized]

Jennifer Moore Right he is hilarious.

[@SynnJynn]

Menopause is a mixed blessing,lol

[@aprilkyle431]

@@SynnJynn I can't wait to get menopause and I am 18 because I never want children

[@cocodrilo1443]

@@SynnJynn Now this is funny lol

[@Cactusflower2000]

I am now 59 and it is a horror show for sure😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@JenniferHeartsong]

I'm farting as I'm laughing 😂💀

[@lolahassan4443]

Golden years, my ass! They're the rusty years.

[@ingewb2601]

The golden years have come at last. The golden years can kiss my ass!

[@whocares6283]

I’m so old I don’t buy green bananas anymore ...

[@im1who84u]

I am so old that…….. My first Christmas…. Was the first Christmas. I am so old that…….. I remember when the Dead Sea was still alive. I am so old that…….. I remember when rainbows only came in black and white I told this girl I had the body of a twenty year old. She told me to give it back, I was ruining it I told her who are you kidding? I look like a million dollars She said, yea you’re all green and wrinkly. She said you’re old enough to be my father. I told her, I might be your father.

[@davidmarrero698]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@davidmarrero698]

De St he’s so old if he buy green bananas he won’t live long enough to eat them ripe.

[@Goldie...]

Getting old ain't for sissies! ~Bette Davis LMAOFFF!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@SierraBravo347]

👀

[@karolinesmail489]

Yes my favourite quote of hers and she did it the hard...

[@Goldie...]

@@karolinesmail489 yes! 👍

[@elishevacapobianco-s1960]

I suffered an injury in my sleep! Lol....rotting away !!

[@WoodsleeSummercraftwoodturning]

I farted getting out of a cop car last night. True story.

[@jntj3007]

LOL!

[@Abcd-hr9ot]

Dont fart in front of ur cellie .trust me.

[@jntj3007]

@@Abcd-hr9ot LOLOL!

[@lindasimons691]

@@Abcd-hr9ot what happens?

[@marcahumada5558]

I'm 38 Vic, been drivin' for 17 years 140,000 miles a year. My body feels like dog sh*t. Can't wait for my 50's 60's in and see what's in store.

[@MysticalLibra]

This should have gone viral...

[@billytheweasel]

this should be taught in high school health class

[@SeaDrive300]

The really sad thing is... YOU'RE NOT EVEN REALLY OLD YET! Wait, my friend, the best is yet to come! You have no effing clue how much WORSE it's gonna get! And by the way, I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU! Hahahahaha...

[@chamacollins6859]

Come tell us, your comment has scared the shit outta me...28

[@2nerC9]

Omg I'm 23 and you are making me so scared because I am getting to an age where time is starting pick up and run away I just know that in no time I'll be that age and it's making me anxious just by reading this comment...

[@qckdg175]

My Dad always used to tell me and my siblings: "Dont get old"

[@dadduorp]

I swear, I've not had this bad of stomach cramps from laughing since I was a kid. And I'm over 60 years old now!

[@daviddanser7801]

this is one of the best videos that I've ever seen oh, and the sad part is, that this stuff is absolutely true. Thank you for sharing this video with us

[@Jay-eb7im]

"When it was air and when it was mud!" LMFAO🤣🤣🤣

[@marylynch951]

Vic Omg I am falling around laughing My sides are bursting You are one of the best ever I love you saying it as it No holding back Absolutely love your sense of humour God bless you and your family always

[@Nasubionna]

I laughed so hard at this I actually started crying. OMG, the truth hurts. 😂

[@2KGrind09]

I was a night owl in my youth, going to work & then to the club & do it again ..... now the 10 o clock news I start yawing HA

[@PawPawPanda001]

Stop!....I cant breath!🤣😂🤣😂....damn I'm sweating....55, bad feet got me on the verge of disability, diabetes, knees going, gettin up 5 times during the night....I spent 21 years in the military for cripes sake!😂🤣😂🤣.....😫

[@kuaizuddin]

One of the best videos. Laughing so hard hahah.. This one needs more views

[@abdirizakahmed5465]

Absolutely true but there's also another video he was talking about old age , i hope you will like it.

[@lucyadler6394]

"meat gun" hahahahahaha

[@SierraBravo347]

It ain't the years, boys, it's the miles... ~Chris LeDoux~

[@kevinomeara3047]

Sierra Bravo very true

[@sog4646]

And there's alot of rough roads to travel.

[@SierraBravo347]

@@sog4646 And sometimes there's No road at all!

[@electron7659]

Until you've reached a "dead end" road.

[@SierraBravo347]

@@electron7659 Yep, we all end up at the end of a Dead End road eventually.

[@hermanessences]

"I GOT AN INJURY IN MY SLEEP", lol

[@dennismolfese5847]

When your young its called a wet dream. When you old its a wet nightmare.

[@nobodyshero]

The funniest sketch ever, I never tire watching it, I just nearly choked laughing at it again 😂😂

[@cannon6410]

Absolutely priceless!! I have never laughed as hard as I did watching this video. Thanks Vic! Laughter will always be the best medicine!

[@danielmata3083]

Hey Vic, just like you, I have reached an age where everything you said described me. All the more reason to laugh so hard at the way you put it that I almost fell out f my chair. We're with you, buddy!

[@papasmith1]

It took me a while to figure it out but I sit to take a leak in the middle of the night. Simple solution that I can't believe took me years to figure out.

[@dm95422]

"SERENITY NOW !!!!"

[@ArtistNRecovery]

Omg I laughed so hard sitting on my back deck, the neighbors next door could hear me. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@elainewalls1965]

Whoever named it the Golden Years didn't live to see them.

[@Earschplittenlouden]

He`s only talking about the easy stuff.

[@Genxrgonemad]

I know. I wake up every morning feeling like I was in car crash!

[@billytheweasel]

@@Genxrgonemad Hungover without the booze.

[@Genxrgonemad]

@@billytheweasel Same here. Ticks me off!

[@luigicastafiore7311]

ˋˋI’m actually rotting away!“ 😂😂

[@newwaves8159]

I just discovered this guy lol 😂

[@whojuly]

Me too!! This guy is hilarious I fucking love it

[@azmike1956]

Coughing & choking with tears rolling down my cheeks!!😆

[@cluggyahoo]

hahahahahahaha Just discovered this channel yesterday and I can't get enough of it

[@sandrawalls1642]

Laughed so effing hard, my stomach hurt and I had trouble breathing!! 😂

[@pdinardo9472]

Vic I'm 57 yrs old, and my eyes started to go when I hit my 40's. Now I'm wearing Glasses.

[@judywright4241]

P Dinardo ---Me too, in fact it was a friend who remarked as I was writing a check that ‘Your arms need to get longer, Judy, or get some magnifiers’ he pulled out his own glasses & he was right. Good thing too, longer arms are much tougher to get.😅😂🤣

[@deweyoxburger2963]

my optometrist asked me if I thought I should use reading glasses?... I said, FUCK that! No. She said "you should"

[@frankman2]

Needing reading glasses literally overnight. I can relate to that. "Interesting"

[@antoinewest6534]

Vic said he wasn't ready for this. I'm only 19, so I can't even imagine what the next 50 years will be like. Luckily, this video will remind me. Thanks, Vic! 👍

[@Gattninja]

I'm 42 and laughing from this video changed to coughing changed to almost vomiting.

[@grggeem]

Can we have a part 2 to this one...it was hilarious and so true as I turn 52 soon !!!!

[@wevebeenseperatedsinceoct31st]

"I'm not getting older, im actually rotting away" me too vic.

[@chrxsmadeit_]

You good?

[@CxIxKxIxFxOxPxGORE]

Real

[@wevebeenseperatedsinceoct31st]

Yeah, I just had bowel problems ​@@chrxsmadeit_

[@rdhawk929]

My mother used to say "Don't get old." NOW I KNOW WHY!! 🤨

[@jimporter4102]

“Getting old beats the alternative “😅😂🤣👍🙏

[@rushmanphotos]

i think my mom told me. but did i listen? i just want to know where did the last 50 years go?

[@602douglas]

I sent this to one of my senators, one is pence's brother-in-law, the other's rethuglican too.

[@darrinlindsey]

My doctor asked me some question the last time I saw her. I thought about it for about 2.5 seconds, and said "I don't know, I've never been 53 before" It all sucks. I can't learn anymore, because I can't ever figure out if it actually happened or if I just had a dream about it.

[@kristineill2378]

Reaching the snapdragon years of your life. When parts of you snap and the rest is dragging!😬

[@elainestieff9049]

Omg im dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@janbecraft5677]

Funniest routine yet!!! I’m alone and laughing out loud

[@AdirondackNY]

Thanks for the laughs. It came at the right time

[@cecewonderwoman4617]

I'm...rotting...away!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I needed this laugh. Thank u

[@dhertsens5617]

That, my friend, is why I piss sitting at night.

[@alanminne8185]

Damn it. This made me LOL so hard, I had to pause it halfway through to use the bathroom to #1. Definitely getting older. 😳😂

[@slida65]

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to I'll cry if I want to. Well Vic it's my birthday tonight at 12 a.m. I'll be working in my cab and I'll be 55. Nobody told me it would be like this nobody told me it would be like this strange days indeed strange days indeed.

[@europeon2wheels89]

Jeez. 55? I was still being recruited for jobs at 57. If you feel old at 55 wait until you get to be my age. I was 69 last Sunday and as soon as this Corona virus quarantine is over I'm planning to ride my motorcycle 1,000 miles in less than 24 hours.

[@mrg0511]

Happy birthday !

[@deweyoxburger2963]

@@europeon2wheels89 I'd do it now. if I were you. 59 here and I race my 76 Trans AM resto mod around town 2-3 times a week just to spin the tires and hear the 600HP!!!!! It just never gets old...but we do. Everything Vic said, I have, LOL

[@europeon2wheels89]

@@deweyoxburger2963 I'd be on the road now BUT I retired in western Europe in '13 and moved to eastern Europe 3 years ago. Being over 65 I've been on quarantine since Mar 17th with all borders in the area closed. We've been locked down pretty tight with $1300 fine for being caught outside. Last Oct rode 1,400+ miles on an '07 Harley bought new in US. Shipped to Portugal in 2010. Left Serbia across Croatia, Slovenia, Italy, France (987 miles first day w/o sleep), Spain and into Portugal. Few days around Portugal, back into Spain for a few days, across the Pyrenées into France, from Gap, France across the Alps into Torino, Italy. After a couple of days rode from Torino home in one day ending with 128,000 total miles. Planning almost the same ride this year. Got a couple of vids on this account with 9 more coming and pics of the trip on Instagram. When it comes to doing stuff as you get older, use it or lose it.

[@deweyoxburger2963]

@@europeon2wheels89 you be safe my handsome friend!!!

[@anneperry9014]

Oh my god, I can't breathe for laughing. He should be a stand up!!!🤣🤣

[@joemorrow8411]

🤣🤣I could've told you,,,,I said while back WHAT THE HELL GOING ON 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sandydegener6436]

"You're not getting older...you're getting better."

[@gatorpython]

Ya Killin me Vic almost pissed myself laughing

[@larryboyle590]

I was in tears laughing at this one.

[@woodrowcall3269]

I must have watched this a dozen times in the last two weeks. I sent to a lot of people. One of the funniest things I have ever seen. THANK YOU!!!

[@kimisilv]

“I lost the staircase” 🤣🤣🤣

[@melissamaya1066]

Funniest video ever! I sent it to my husband so he’ll know.

[@vic7939]

1:05 I literally laughed for 10 minutes straight.

[@Lab-Rat]

Yeah it started for me at 45 too when I couldn’t read the back of my VCR

[@Soapandwater6]

It was 45 for me, too. One morning I suddenly couldn't read the thermostat.

[@jakederanged7295]

Can't even breathe lol so hard

[@CG-kb2ii]

OMG. The two piss streams is so true and F'ing hilarious!!!! It's called life Vic. And it always kicks us in the nuts on a daily basis!!!

[@martyharless5097]

Yeah, not so funny when neither stream winds up in the toilet.

[@CG-kb2ii]

@@martyharless5097 LMAO!! You too???

[@martyharless5097]

@@CG-kb2ii All over the floor and running down the outside of the toilet as well as my pants 👍

[@pmworsfold]

I’m 77 . You “ticked” all the boxes. Hilarious. Good to laugh!

[@CSMSnake]

I remember when I was younger I would have a dream that I was pissing, and Id wake up in a wet bed. Now, Im so tired I wake up in a wet bed and cant remember if I dreamt it.

[@electron7659]

When I dream of having to go pee, I'm always in search for a restroom and when I finally find a public restroom, in the dream, the toilets are so filthy and disgusting. Sometimes full of feces. And sometimes I would go through all the stalls and every single toilet is full of feces. So I end up not being able to use the restroom in my dreams. Then, when I finally wake up, I end up needing to use the restroom very urgently. I just don't understand why my dreams are like that sometimes. Not sure if there is a meaning to those type of dreams.

[@patriciacolombini6567]

I am hysterical listening to this guy my right side and left side hurt from laughing so much I love it I'm 81 gang it's true it ain't fun one man said the golden years are all about spending a lot of gold to keep on going take care God bless all

[@MicheleB4506]

God bless you too, dear! Keep up the laughter, it’s truly the BEST medicine! 😘♥️🗽

[@EddieJazzFan]

2:33 Now Vic knows why it's illegal to throw poop out the window in Oregon.

[@johnnybofthegreatwhitenort9380]

I thought you were going to have a straight up heart attack as the finale

[@jenwanner4911]

Omg, I showed this to my husband, we laughed our f**king asses off. Love ya Vic, you're PRICELESS!!!

[@davidmckenzie3398]

You never think it's gonna happen to you...Then one day you realize it has. I would kill to be 25 again! Lol

[@user-wu2mu2ii4e]

I am 68, I would also, but multiple times.

[@shawtatl]

I say it almost everyday

[@davidmckenzie3398]

@@shawtatl , Someday when I buy that Delorean, I'm gonna swing by and pick you up. Only question which year you wanna go back to? Lol

[@shawtatl]

Maybe 18. That was a good year for me😂😂😂😂😘

[@davidmckenzie3398]

@@shawtatl , Sounds great! Have you ever scene the movie "17 Again"?

[@tazytka]

Brother, I know the pain! I wised up and sit now. Just got tired of cleaning the piss up in the morning!

[@nick92065]

OMG so Funny but true.

[@Linky609]

I haven't lost a step, I've lost a staircase. 😂😂😂😂

[@DOLLHAUSPRODUCTION]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is one of Funnies Videos because its true!!!

[@debiseeu1620]

I feel where you’re coming my fellow senior citizen😂😂

[@janicemarino4646]

I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes!! Thanks for that Vic! You are awesome!!

[@nobodyshero]

Possibly the funniest few minutes the interweb has ever seen 😂😂😂😂

[@ricardoalon3826]

Vic this is gold, laughed so hard I almost pissed myself.

[@porridge57]

Richard Alon Almost?

[@ericklein5927]

I watch this one three times in a row lol

[@arieisenberger565]

That’s one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen... non stop laughter from the beginning of the video till the end...thank you Vic for bringing a smile to my face

[@lukepate8749]

You Sir are a Treasure!!! Ha Ha!!!!🤣❤️🤣❤️

[@clayguy1]

This should be an instruction video for growing old.. everything you've shared is SO F-ING... TRUE

[@lionheartroar3104]

Your video should be played for every man 40+ . Best educational film I've ever seen!