Tickle Me Jerma™

[@xylopiano3]

I love how Jerma's titles and thumbnails are the exact opposite of clickbait. If it wasn't for KZbin's video preview feature, I wouldn't know what I was in for whenever I click one of his videos.

[@Swagmaster65]

Doesn't matter what he's doing, it's Jerma.

[@Mr.Chad_Charles]

Could you even clickbait it though? His videos are just a conglomerate mass of funny fluid.

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

Chad Thunderdong *Saving the world by boxing the camera! (Not Clickbait!) (So Crazy!) (Life Changing!)*

[@briss1770]

Whoa there buddy, while I agree that KZbin's Video Previev™ Feature is excellent, and has saved the day many times, your sentence almost sounds as if someone - like (for example) an experimental AI developed by Google, which is only now slowly learning about humour - was forcing you to promote KZbin's Video Previev™ Feature by making a joke, while still typing out the full name of KZbin's Video Previev™ Feature, to make sure to get the promotional message across. This whole premise is of course ridicolous, and was completely made up by me for the purpose of this comment's joke. I mean, if I were captured by KZbin and constantly observed by an AI which doesn't fully comprehend humour yet - which would force me to disguise distress signals as jokes - where would they even keep me? Surely not in the basement of their corporate office in 901 Cherry Avenue, San Bruno, CA 94066, USA. Hah, that would be a good one! Anyways, I hope we all continue to enjoy KZbin's Video Previev™ Feature.

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

@@briss1770 ACCEPTABLE PERFORMANCE. THIS AI WILL BE PROMOTED.

[@Masterflash112]

It's not a complete stream unless Jerma mentions some weird dream he had last night.

[@Jackson-pn4pn]

My favorite is the Kingdom Come Deliverance dream story

[@CluckN]

My favorite dream of his is when he claimed that he beat dark souls on stream

[@UnironicScrotumhat]

and then chat tries to gaslight him into thinking it really happened

[@Sheridan2LT]

@@Jackson-pn4pn what was that one?

[@legefy]

Nothing will top the party with poop in his hand

[@kielbasamage]

"Let me put on a blanket." *Appears in post apocalyptic football gear*

[@thomasthewest03]

"Nipton was a wicked place..."

[@mangoruby1357]

Ave, true to Caesar.

[@MrJellyman223]

ALTRUIST STREAMER SAVES THE WORLD BY DOING KARATE JOKE

[@FortyBot]

Jarate!

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

@@FortyBot *forty-two bot.

[@SGR403]

Jerma: Thanks god taht was a dream! That joke sucked. Narrator: It was NOT a dream.

[@Dorf274]

Maybe dreams are secret walkthroughs for life and you just have to act every one of them out to be successful

[@prezzo4991]

Brandon Chilton how am I meant to beat up the Empire State Building and then drown it in the harbour with the regards of jimmy the fish

[@Dorf274]

@@prezzo4991 With a smile on your face and a can-do attitude!

[@nostalgia_junkie]

only jeremy would have a nightmare about a joke not landing, God bless this man

[@nostalgia_junkie]

tbh i would too

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

@@nostalgia_junkie then why did you comment this????

[@nostalgia_junkie]

@@blizzard2508-k7n i am jerma

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

@@nostalgia_junkie :OOOOO

[@andresvalverde5182]

Tbh a lot of his jokes don't land. But that's how you learn i guess.

[@sorrynothing5602]

The worst part about the karate joke dream is that I could easily see it playing out on stream for real.

[@ccda3324]

and it did

[@bugjams]

What? You don’t remember that stream? It was yesterday! He took it down because it was so embarrassing.

[@Ohnonoki]

When you listen to Jerma laugh it's actually just a recording of a livestudio Jerma in the 20s. You're listening to dead Jerma.

[@myawsomebox]

We're listening to the recorded laughs of Jerma885

[@carbonated_salt9645]

Well he does get thrown into a well and replaced every year so I'm not surprised

[@ΜιχάληςΔραμιτινός]

I'm being spoiled with these regular uploads of our local funnyman

[@258thHiGuy]

You're being spoiled on *every movie*

[@Fart432]

My own personal jester

[@marshmellow9281]

@@Fart432 DANCE MONKEY DANCE

[@sawyere2496]

258th Hi Guy every s i n g l e piece of media

[@revolutionarylass5298]

Jerma's worst crime is implying people don't care about Megamind

[@pucktoad]

megamind is genuinely good

[@chuckbatmangaming]

Chat tricked him into googling Megamind by saying it wasn't a Will Ferrell movie, so in the end we win

[@4ndr00med4]

he took a peek into the future.

[@sheauwn6974]

Short-tempered streamer *PEES* into water filter and drinks it live, nearly gets sent to mental institution

[@Mrpawsum2]

RIP pissin perry

[@magmavision2000]

*nearly*

[@RendoČolaFraer]

loud piss

[@KaliseiaJP]

Short, tempered streamer

[@sycamorph]

Well, some people on YT really did it, so we can make Jerma do it.

[@Xzeihoranth]

He's so self-conscious it hurts ME.

[@burneyarts]

But the funny part is he’s able to laugh at himself and can take it when we laugh alongside/at him.

[@Astorath_the_Grim]

It's part of his charm.

[@lordofthelandsquids]

6:31 HOW were football pads more immediately available to than a T-shirt??

[@raspymorten]

We're gonna need some KA-RA-TE at the next green screen stream

[@coriolis07]

A few nights ago I had a dream that Jerma was ALSO Onision and everybody was just like “How can he be so funny on one channel and so awful on the other?” And everyone was trying to get him to delete his Onision channel but he just kept uploading horrible content on that channel and amazing stuff on this one. Nobody knew why. Everyone was like “Jerma stop why are you doing this” but Jerma never said anything about it and didn’t answer any questions about Onision. He pretended like he had no idea who Onision was even though it was obviously Jerma.

[@lopamurblamo]

Nice troll lol. Jerma seriously needs to explain the shit he does on the Onision channel though lmao

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

Imagine Jerma covering himself in Kombucha and screaming like a gremlin fbbcvvvv

[@GermanPeter]

To be fair, that sounds like the most Jerma thing he could do.

[@munchmongoose]

I’ve never seen them in the same room...

[@TrainerRedGuy]

-I don't have a funny or witty reply to your funny dream scenario but I like your profile pic.-

[@rototuro]

Wha- already a 10/10. Anytime the Jerma-phone presents itself in a video game it’s an 8 or 9 at least

[@Addsomehappy]

I am confused as well

[@manosassassin]

1:13 WHA

[@rototuro]

Arrow Head It’s a reference to one of the other Sam & Max streams where Jerma says the game is a 10/10 because of the saxophone in the intro

[@moonlightning8269]

Not River and he’s goddamn right

[@warrenrhodes9468]

nah bro he's singing the cowboy bebop opening

[@expnandbanana]

"You should have gone for the head" -Elmo

[@joshyjoshyjosh]

Jerma's the best, he could tell jokes at a funeral and make people smile. If you're reading this Jeremy, could you do some stand-up at my funeral when I die?

[@andrewmcgrail2276]

@JakoB I He'd resurrect you.

[@KiwiandhisKite]

The catch is he has to do another carnival livestream

[@Tiptop9278]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJ3cZ5uXgKx-idU

[@newtclovers]

@@andrewmcgrail2276 wakes up from the coffin and mumbles out "minus two" and then goes back to death

[@marshmellow9281]

if you haven't yet, check out the jerma animated special. the last bit at the end is him delivering a great speech at a funeral. very funny

[@Azukiarchive]

8:56 "sometimes the villain wins." crushing on this eclown

[@mrquacksalot1]

The upload schedule is insane. I love it

[@zion9575]

STREAMER CANT TELL DREAMS FROM REALITY

[@PaxHeadroom]

Wait, does he actually not realize that it wasn't a dream?

[@gibustheinfamous]

when was the karate joke before this stream

[@pwrocks5648]

@@gibustheinfamous you probably won't remember it. He was asleep at the time.

[@thetechfo3563]

only discovered jerma over the past month/month and a half and now im desperately awaiting his return to twitch so I can watch cause this shit is pure gold

[@scrithen2836]

Youve been missing out for years bro

[@sdsd2e2321]

@@scrithen2836 Decades even

[@thetechfo3563]

@@scrithen2836 trueee

[@Astorath_the_Grim]

Luckily you can relive all his streams on youtube.

[@Powered1Buttercup]

If you haven't already watch all his other videos on the regular Jerma985 channel, they're also highly enjoyable. I still go back and watch them regularly 😂

[@yourdailydoseofomid3026]

Compact streamer tries to pass off embarrassing stream as dream.

[@MandrakeHorse]

I know these Sam & Max videos are highlights from much longer streams, and they don't include any of the parts where Jerma paid attention to the story and worked out the puzzles, but they really do make it seem like Jerma spent the entire stream rambling about random nonsense

[@shoggothsatemyicecreamtruc2561]

These video titles are getting more bizarre with each upload.

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

I think the editors are trying to send us a message.

[@andremoreau8390]

Jerma used to oversee the naming of all of the videos, but since he died, there's no one leading the ship.

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

@@andremoreau8390 died?

[@Skeletonizer1200]

INSTAGRAM LIKES SHPEEE

[@hanburbger7782]

Beddhehedbbehhebbe

[@slippingbugs]

Benenenenenenen shloos

[@j.d.e7906]

-+2

[@GabrielShitposting]

*ANGERY MONKE* *HAPI MONKE*

[@SWFBrickbox]

D:

[@mishell128]

"You _are_ the villain." *_Sometimes the villain wins._*

[@sawyere2496]

Pure malice

[@josephpatton5578]

Local streamer lives out fantasy of being a corrupt cop

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Something about hearing Pennywise’s voice crack in the intro is hilarious But is this some sort of currency thing?

[@janesmith1840]

I don't know I'm not sure

[@maximusthedude8305]

Jerma: yeah go ahead, get some chicken tenders Chat: Wait a minute, this doesn't make any sense. This CAN'T be how it happened!

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

It all started in NEEEEEEW JERSEY

[@majorasmaskguy_8452]

I didn't know that I needed Jerma Cowboy Beebop, but I appreciate it.

[@Coolmark123]

12:05 is my favorite thing in this universe

[@evening_awning]

christ the comedic timing is inhuman

[@g3739]

THE BEBOP REFERENCE!

[@Porkey_Minch]

Jerma doing the Tank theme was pretty cool, I can't believe there isn't a single or even multiple comments already talking about it

[@kassandra_sae4563]

That was clearly darude sandstorm

[@FutureExalt]

an alternate title could be "Will Ferrell Patch Notes".

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

"Somtimes the villain wins" said by Jerma so sincerely is equal parts hilarious and terrifying

[@tomthevlog4251]

I love how I can see a muppet in my notifications and just immediately know it’s jerma

[@ccda3324]

"Elmo" "Muppet" bruh.

[@blizzard2508-k7n]

@@ccda3324 actually he's still a muppet.

[@tomthevlog4251]

They’re all muppets duuuuude

[@mrsporadicsporkguy5481]

I know this is gonna be a good video when it starts with Jerma mimicking TANK

[@EmmArrGus]

jermas struggle to hit the last high notes in the cowboy bebop intro hurt me in a way i had never felt before

[@258thHiGuy]

8:33 Clinically INSANE streamer *short-circuits* his entire twitch audience

[@mr.fuggetaboutit7633]

From the sesame street thumbnail I thought it would of been a Dark souls video, but then I remember those are the muppet thumbnails

[@Jyannucci9]

The night before I wake up really sick I have a recurring dream of Jerma commentating over the TF2 main menu from 2013 with the Medic's face. He just opens his inventory which is a bunch of Kritkriegs and the goes back to the main menu. This feels like it goes on for hours and Jerma occasionally becomes muffled in and out. This has happened 4 times now lmaoo

[@CH3R.N0BY1]

the first few seconds is just jeremy yelling tank

[@christianmaas8934]

It was truly glorious

[@BudBonkerson]

jeremy would definitely be the soup cowboy

[@screamingmanvevo]

erm actually the first few seconds is a clip from the motion picture It

[@vissova]

I'm loving how fast these videos are being pumped out. Thank you to whoever is working their ass off doing this.

[@Mormu624]

It's so cool that every editor has slight differences when editing Jerma streams, after watching this I definitely got a Jack vibe, lo and behold it was him! Amazing

[@anemoiia]

Thank you for the continual daily dose of Jerma!

[@lobbynotlob]

In the restaraunt business, a "fly" is an order that has to be hurried for whatever reason, as in it has to fly out the door. Maybe thats the kind of fly they were talking about.

[@terribleidea4872]

the "instagram,schmee" bit is literally how Mitchelle vs The Machines ending played out

[@ristane6849]

I ate 6 Mcdoubles one time and got the meat sweats, how does Burgerboy do it?!

[@j.b.snicket1245]

Burgah boy is beyond normal human comprehension.

[@FatCatCooper]

I ate 15 mc chickens in 25 minutes before

[@mickrosser164]

i swear with most of Jerma's videos now i don't even watch for the gameplay i just watch it because he's so god damn funny

[@Alfenium]

I want to hear Jerma tell his wacky stories and argue with the chat. It fills me with so much joy I tell you.

[@silverope]

his Torture me elmo sound is a bit i think about almost every day

[@shroomer3867]

When you drink too much coffee with cheetos, so you eat a chicken to dilute the over -bearing sense of regret and pain you’ve been feeling during your 30s.

[@m1nd_fl4y3r_m80]

I like how instead of putting a t-shirt on he puts on football pads

[@Catman2030]

The return of the Compact Crimefighter.

[@sgc47]

Jerma acts like a boomer for nearly half an hour

[@DerpyEinstein]

“Oops did I accidentally kill someone?” *Jerma Elmo giggle* “Was that an explosion?” *Jerma giggle*

[@hanthonyc]

Of course I've always been entertained by Jerma Streams, maybe a bit of a heave-exhale at a few jokes. But until the dream retelling, I have never laughed HYSTERICALLY at any jerma bit (the drug sim soundboard comes close though)

[@appliedatoms7066]

Drug sim soundboard?

[@AlmostUselessPenguin]

Most of Jerma's video I find really funny and some make me actually laugh. Sometimes there are just brilliant moments that make me heavily laugh like in the cooking simulator video where the fish falls off his plate so he submits an empty plate.

[@hanthonyc]

@@appliedatoms7066 Jerma's Drug Dealer Simulator video, where he accidentally makes a soundboard. It's pretty great.

[@hanthonyc]

@@AlmostUselessPenguin Oh absolutely, that one gave me a chuckle. The Dream Moment just gave me a moment of "holy shit i need to pause the video my stomach hurts"

[@pothatuu]

That Vampire castle looked a lot like the castle from "Rat Movie"

[@moonlightning8269]

It really does holy cow

[@antoka5375]

Jerma singing Tank was something i have craved all my life

[@Calzo777]

Jerma enacting his dream is just the Winky's scene in Mulholland Drive + the fact that they're in a diner in-game

[@M320VVK]

Sam n max really ripped the 14:55 location straight from rat movie

[@daveraddy3119]

petit karate enthusiast saves globe from deadly virus by living his dream TIME TRAVELLERS HATE THIS TRICK

[@joenuclear8533]

I saw this movie once where at the end this flying saucer comes in with a giant cat head sticking out of the top and you could see these two aliens through a window in a center dome. It was incredible, never seen anything like it.

[@ghostlude]

the amount of fear and anger that started running through my veins the moment pennywise showed up on screen

[@JMJackMcNally]

this but jerma doing tank

[@iosefka7774]

7:20 Jeremy Seinfeld makes his standup debut

[@BalrogRoke]

"I just probably.. I just like saved all the.. all the whole universe by doing what I just did." - CompactMan 2020

[@gab.bee123]

the bit about bob and the hotel room is making me cry laughing omfg

[@Dersingoki]

Everyone cares about Mega Mind because it's fantastic. It's a 100% finished movie with callbacks, and things you'll miss that were there the whole time

[@martinfigueroa3881]

12:30 my alarm-clock after i press snooze 5 times in a row in the morning

[@Zenarkii]

Jerma is very consistently meeting his one WoW joke per stream quota.

[@FallenSnakashi]

I was there in his dreams. He dreamed about us. I was the one who gave him the " Minus 2. "

[@monster25man]

I hope I wasn't the only one who thought that was Arlo in the thumbnail It looked like him for a split second

[@manboy4720]

should i buy tenders? jerma: yes everyone: dude what the fuck

[@Gamcity13]

I don’t even watch anyone else on youtube anymore because no one else is as consistently entertaining as jerma

[@AlmostUselessPenguin]

Jerma talks about leaving when the credits start like he's never heard of a post-credits scene, despite the fact that most of his videos have a post credits scene (but not this one)

[@LunaTycho]

I was sold on this video as soon as he started singing Tank! for the intro

[@dachshund_gaming]

2:50 replay button for the funniest joke in this video

[@MrGlitchOutt]

Thanks

[@TeaTheBee]

**clicks on this not knowing it'd be jerma playing Sam&max** **fangirls about jerma playing sam&max **

[@xcmodev1558]

Sometimes you live long enough to see yourself become a *sphee* , sometimes you live long enough to see yourself become the *karate joke*

[@Crocalu]

Having not seen the new IT movies at all, that intro made me squeal. Didn't know they cast Jerma to play Pennywise!

[@maurobrunosolavergara5041]

Jerma Singing the end of Tank! is the best thing that happened in my life

[@appliedatoms7066]

20:56 and your teeth... REALLY need to be CLEANED! *drives car through grinder*

[@AGrayPhantom]

For real though, Jerma's beatboxing is on point!

[@Meteorite_Shower]

I don't know why I keep expecting to see Sam & Max gameplay when I click on these videos.

[@tydenkortman3683]

Anyone got the Darude Sandstorm Jerma remix video that was featured at 3:35?

[@phoebedraper3046]

What if the whole dream was a lie and he literally just wanted to make a karate joke

[@denaamisdaan2475]

3:12 just get rid of your package Bosco. But what if it's... them? AAAHHHHH

[@mythcat1273]

The karate dream is something a character in a movie would dream of the night before the big talent show

[@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632]

Jerma: haha, oh you guys, I had the WEIRDEST dream last night, like ohhhhh what the fuuuuck! Also Jerma: *I think god should update the four horsemen*

[@swivelskittle3926]

Jeremys cover of the venture bro theme soothes my soul

[@Sandlerverse]

Cowboy ITbop

[@randomperson1367]

jerma, i luv u

[@kasgrieve9741]

Jerma I really think you should see about getting diagnosed with OCD, it took me a long while before ever getting diagnosed because I suffered with the same as what you’re saying about obsessing over whether someone has used the bed before and the many other things you’ve said in the past, I never thought that I had OCD because I was also suffering from adhd and they tend to contradict but also that the symptoms were never the stereotypical we were taught to believe ocd is

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

Compact streamer threatens audience with violent pelting of rocks because of "shpee" joke.

[@cyber_xiii3786]

I got an HBO ad that starts out with Elmo laughing right after the Elmo laughing bit

[@sparklepawz1185]

Jerma's dream joke is just a regular joke he would do.

[@bugjams]

I like how Jerma thinks it’s normal for people to have dreams about him streaming.

[@isleofdead1337]

Jerma talking about Bob gives me anxiety because I’m staying in a hotel room rn.

[@magmavision2000]

These videos just document Jerma's descent into madness. I'd say by Thanksgiving it'll just be a video of Jerma screaming while an episode of Teletubbies plays in the background.

[@captainmagma566]

I’m fucking crying oh my god