Seal Vs Sea Lion: Who Would Win?

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[@MikeBoyd]

leopard seals are OP IMO. It was so awesome collaborating with you dude! Keep up the great work.

[@GermaphobeMusic]

What is this, a crossover episode?

[@bigmac1516]

You have made this same comment twice. You should be ashamed

[@nikil6395]

Boyd Boi-ed Why does that sound like a roast, like u just got boyd (No offence to ur family name)

[@GermaphobeMusic]

Twice the posts, double the internet points.

[@strangeanimations2518]

Lol I subsribed to you yesterday and the day after you collab with one of my favorite KZbinrs

[@unluckycatfish6866]

DM: "I hate you" Me: *wheeze*

[@anexplosion5436]

DnD in a nutseal. Seriously, the real goal of the game is to ruin the DM's storyline as much as possible. "The evil dark lord charges at you" "I seduce him."

[@riccardoorlando2262]

@@anexplosion5436 Time to switch to Dungeon World.

[@jonteman9328]

@@anexplosion5436 Roll a d20 for charm.

[@floppydisk4500]

An Explosion nah I actually love when my players do things like that, makes things super interesting and fun to bs

[@antitheist3206]

XD i died

[@rjharikumar6555]

2:19 - Before you visit Grandma 2:40 - After you visit Grandma

[@themariokid2310]

Thank you for this.

[@ananimoselty2234]

4:34

[@themariokid2310]

@@ananimoselty2234 yes

[@jasonfeigum]

My life is now much better because of that

[@alexnowak8900]

This makes me happy

[@gloweye]

Fun detail: In Dutch we call Seals "Sea Dogs". So this is actually just the cat vs dog discussion all over again.

[@jasodu1]

We Indonesian call seals as "anjing laut" that can be translated to sea dog

[@whyareyourunning3429]

In China they just call them food

[@acyllia5311]

@@whyareyourunning3429 *in China, everything is food*

[@caesarspeaks]

Ocean puppy

[@SpicyMapping]

sea dogs is also an alternate name for seals in english

[@hugothedog5258]

Sea lions: I spend most of my life in water but I can use my flippers as legs and move quickly on land Cetaceans: I am fully aquatic and have no need to go on land Polar bears: I spend most of my life on land but I can still swim and I can run quickly on land Hippos: I cannot float in water but thanks to that I can run underwater and can walk on land Seals: *flöp flöp*

[@vwlz8637]

birds: ok noobs

[@ADAJ342]

Spiders who can glide,climb, dive,stand on water and fly through balooning: amateurs.

[@Mythraen]

@@ADAJ342 If you can't control where you're going, you're not flying.

[@ADAJ342]

@@Mythraen ,oh fine, but they’re going through the air for extended periods of time without touching the ground and ,like they say, if something looks like a bird and sounds like a bird... its a bird.

[@Mythraen]

@@ADAJ342 What? Gliding has more control over movement than this balloon thing. If a tornado comes through, picks up a 2x4 and carries it for a mile before throwing it out into a field, did the 2x4 fly? The only significant difference between this and the spider is that the spider can choose when to enter the wind.

[@brodissinmo]

This channel has taught me more about The Meta than my previous 27 years of experience combined. Great Player Guides!

[@noahkleinwort3271]

same here

[@darrellcovello7917]

It's like using cheat codes!

[@yeetusboi1044]

Happy 28th year of experience

[@alba2162]

Idk how to have multiple characters at a time, is it paid?

[@nocensorship8092]

@@alba2162 yes but free players of the human class can still tame or adopt other builds

[@Starlitsoul0359]

Sealion: BORK Orca: Yo dude chill I’m goin I’m goin!

[@hamstey1603]

Calling a sea lion a seal is like calling a guinea pig a hamster

[@viettheduck2111]

DeSpAcItO

[@rock2600]

@@viettheduck2111 weirdo

[@sharkronical]

Despacitiero

[@BoHorn]

Both the hamster and guinea pig are terrible anyway

[@rezi8550]

@@BoHorn Hamsters have a high mobility stat and a small hit box, and also have a food storage ability which lets them bring back food to their den. Guinea pigs have better intelligence and are bulkier, but are still very agile and have a small hit box.

[@londonspade5896]

Almost spat my drink across my laptop when I saw the bear evolution photo with fins.

[@KubinWielki]

The legendary Bearshark must've come from somewhere!

[@jacobmelanson3210]

The opening DnD segment was amazing.

[@TierZoo]

Thank you! Worked hard on that one

[@jacobmelanson3210]

@@TierZoo Well it shows, it's apparent that you care about the content you create.

[@sparten9900]

That intro was absolutely golden

[@GotPotatoes24]

@@TierZoo *please* give us the forbidden orca video

[@enderman_of_d00m24]

@@TierZoo You need to make a Cetacean video! I must know why Sperm whales are only C tier rather than B or A tier (they use their sonar for defense, and it's very powerful)

[@kly8105]

3:04 That moment when you are ganked by your main predator, but behind him you see his main predator, so you juke drawing his line of sight so he doesn't turn and thus gets pked..... U got outplaid boi.

[@spoopymantis4329]

That's the most rare, but satisfying thing ever.

[@amihere383]

It was likely an accident. Crabs have incredibly low intelligence stats and are incredibly proud. Think the main protagonist of any fighting anime, they're so proud and obsessed with getting stronger that even if they're about to die, getting help from someone is like an insult to them.

[@dongadson1099]

Legit.

[@knatspray]

Finally someone who utilizes the word ganked

[@zachrayy288]

Poor octopus got outplayed so hard lmao

[@matyaskassay4346]

You should've also mentioned the third member of pinnipeds, the walrus, which I think is easily C tier or higher. They're tanky enough to be safe from most predators, have both thick skin and blubber for defense, sharp tusks for offense and even team strategies.

[@andrewsucksatvideos4482]

They’re s tier

[@dylancooper4993]

I think walruses are A tier at least for all the reasons mentioned. Their only weakness is that their habitat is shrinking

[@artandstuff9026]

It's like the gatekeeper build for the arctic

[@joshuawoo7026]

@@dylancooper4993 even thinking about walruses gives me ptsd cuz of tusk

[@goldencoin9670]

C tier? there is no way they are lower than high A tier, maybe even mid S tier

[@Joseph125]

Ooh, smash ultimate theme and D&D jokes. That’s a like right there.

[@LimeyLassen]

The chiptune version no less

[@ossi_2429]

If a seal gains or loses an electron, it becomes a sea lion.

[@DefinitelyNotShane]

Oof

[@nathanross7448]

High IQ joke. You must be a Rick and Morty fan

[@Archon1995]

Get out. Now.

[@looming_]

LOL nice

[@windhelmguard5295]

only when it looses an electron. when it gains one it would become a sealide ion.

[@demonicteacup1679]

2:52 when ur controller disconnects

[@kwz9930]

lmao

[@chopper-unofficial4935]

bruh there was actually a question practically the same as this video on my biology test

[@ohmy9261]

DABABY?!??!?

[@chopper-unofficial4935]

@@ohmy9261 LETSSSSS GOOOO

[@tricky6476]

@@chopper-unofficial4935 it’s let’s go without the T

[@Fried_Potatoes]

Sealions are just seals without electrons

[@ThePharphis]

actually they have an excess of electrons

[@ThePharphis]

Erik is correct. I realize now it's not obvious that I was joking

[@chrisj403]

You told the joke wrong, seals are sea lions without a charge. Because they've got no ions.

[@Fried_Potatoes]

Chris J yeah i found a few weeks after i made the comment :P

[@emperorampora8771]

omg i can't believe i got that. nice.

[@PeachDragon_]

Fun fact. People who main sea lions or seals are toxic as hell, seriously, every time i try playing a penguin build they will just eat me even when they have their stomach bar full. Damn bastards.

[@Heros-fu5hm]

Some exp is always good

[@milkboyz5626]

It's because most arctic penguins are hella low on the tier list

[@madhatten00]

@@milkboyz5626 i don't even know why you would arctic penguin main you can't even eat grass and a lot of them starve to death literally the only thing special about you is group survival and high social skills

[@Makafushigi]

Us Seals and Sea Lions like our land, we also like our experience. Gotta be on edge to be at the top man.

[@spindash64]

madhatten00 Well, for one, the Antarctic Meta is one of the few remaining Metas that don’t generally have to take humans into consideration when making a class. Granted, despite reputation, only a few penguin species live on this server

[@thuvaragansanmugam6848]

Imagine being the octopus, hunting prey and then suddenly, your eaten. Even tho u posses a higher intellect, ur ded

[@novaace2474]

Intel isn’t everything

[@animeandgamesiamalwaysther9622]

@@novaace2474 human build:-Observe

[@p_4225]

@@animeandgamesiamalwaysther9622 a human will be scared by a spider. Even tho they are smart enough to know that house spiders aren’t deadly

[@JoshuaGanoTyraxLightning]

How well ya can use the Int matters as well. ... I know how it feels all too well to over-tunnel vision the target...

[@julian.kollataj]

3:42 “why are those knees ending in sea lion faces...?”

[@JellyAntz]

Thicc thighs with no calves

[@mistorwalrus7601]

No walrus?... Y U Bully me? :(

[@DisasterLord]

No one ever goes walrus.

[@madhatten00]

walrus is d rank cause they fat blubber things with super low intellect with the only thing special about them being they got tusks

[@freerondonumba9ine120]

madhatten00 harsh

[@dustingammon4017]

in his arctic meta video he already talked about the walrus and said they were s tier

[@oaka5639]

They don’t compete against each other, here’s the proof: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5KZo3yPmK14nrs

[@ironspart4311]

Sooooo seals are basically hairless sea bears?

[@comradegarrett1202]

not hairless at all, in fact until it was banned, human players used to grief new seal players for their fur drops.

[@Abdega]

If I draw a circle around me, will it stop seals and/or sea lions?

[@vanivanov9571]

If drawing pictures works as evidence for you, sure. There is, like all other cases, no transitional form. It's like a child who thinks sea lions and cats are related, because their faces are a bit similar.

[@boardingg6222]

They're hairless thanks to dollar shave club

[@celestialtree8602]

the real water bear

[@themanofmemes4911]

Orca: haha imma grief this n00b he ain't even running away Sealion:U WOT M8? orca: okay okay! Sheesh...

[@ninjunobr643]

I like how the name of the game is "THE GAME"

[@Doggggggggo]

actually, the game is called "outside"

[@lc9245]

@@Doggggggggo That's just another zone. There's plenty of players playing in "inside", farming food scrap from pizza delivery by other players.

[@Doggggggggo]

@@lc9245 I've heard the game referred to as outside in a different video also I wish this was an actual game

[@spowden]

@@Doggggggggo the true name is life

[@caseyb1346]

dammit, I lost

[@schlongmaster7501]

Just draw a circle around yourself to get rid of them!

[@GoldenGrenadier]

Doggo Hecks You need anti sea lion undergarments for those.

[@TheStupidRaptor]

@@saefulakbar6266 Seals/sea lions ARE sea bears you twit. This video said so.

[@cactusman1771]

thats an oval it has to be a circle.

[@Gohan3389]

RIP Stephen Hillenburg😭

[@userequaltoNull]

This seemed distantly familiar, so I had to do some digging. I was correct, this was something I saw long ago. Thank you for reminding me. Also RIP Stephen Hillenberg.

[@iceismyname8748]

Do the flightless bird tier list

[@lilshaneman10]

YES

[@sketchyblackman]

Emu SSS tier

[@Jjames763]

Man, that’s easy. Penguins are the #1 flightless bird, followed by the ratite guild, then things like kakapo, Galapagos cormorants, rails, and flightless wrens. It would be more interesting if he went into legacy builds like moas, elephant birds, and terror birds.

[@trequor]

Emu > Australians

[@runningoncylinders3829]

How GOOD are Ostriches ACTUALLY?

[@juxoq]

Dang that player at the beginning is so good at intimidation that even DM was scared and said “I hate you.”

[@quiettimegaming3642]

I love the thumbnail... the dolphin is sitting there like "I don't know... what do you want from me?"

[@HnZ88.]

DnD reference at the beginning. I love you, AnimalZoo

[@liam-ethanwallis4924]

HnZ88 I think it was a Lemmy reference. At least that's what it seemed like to me Edit: At least partially, anyways

[@rafvissersraf]

Can you please say the name of the series i used to watch it as a kid and i want to relive my memories

[@liam-ethanwallis4924]

Raf v. Sorry, I only know it via memes :(

[@HnZ88.]

@@liam-ethanwallis4924 Lemmy? What? That was definitely DnD. Nat 20 and everything

[@liam-ethanwallis4924]

HnZ88 Falconhoof and Jingle the Jester. Look it up on KZbin

[@suna845]

It would be nice if you would talk about the Ants in their own video, some classes, like the Army Ant, are insanely powerful in numbers, tearing through entire ecosystems, being one of the most popular classes, having over 10 trillion players, I think they deserve a video.

[@fmlAllthetime]

Ants would be cool. Or Eusocial Insects in general.

[@Gayhan-]

Your avatar is disturbing

[@arkt1k330]

Madrigal is correct. I main Argentine ants/yellow crazy ants, and it is an RTS style play. You can co-operate with other ant players, however if you unlock the super-colony ability. Then you and any other players involved in the super colony make decisions together. As you up the skills on the super-colony branch, you go from the weakest version: Polygynous. to the biggest: Global Supercolony. There are tons of little tiers in between that you have to unlock to make your conglomerate bigger. When you unlock these abilities, you have to make sacrifices to your individuals: loosing size, loosing unit specialization, etc. You can also opt to go a more primitive route and unlock gamergates, which allow any individual in your colony to become the reproductive which allows your colony game time to drastically increase as long as you have resources. Or, you can stick with the basics of ants and unlock a quirk like making nests out of leaves or burrowing in wood, either living (turtle ants) or dead (carpenter ants). You could even basically put a space-suit on to survive heat stroke in the Sahara desert. Ants are ridiculously diverse in the ways you can play them with data miners having documented well over 12,000 unique ones. I haven't even gotten started on wasps and bees yet.

[@suna845]

@@madrigal1213 please just let the comment be, alright? lets pretend theres 50 trillion people playing the game ok?

[@Subhumanoid_]

They will have to nerf the ants like pronto, or else the game _will_ be broken at some point.

[@paxis2]

yeah but sea lions don't bounce cutely across the floor when they're trying to move seals > sea lions

[@xaviergonzalez44]

cuteness will ensure your survial because humans like you more. Look at the panda build

[@eh2587]

@@xaviergonzalez44 also look at the cheetah build

[@ivandreuxzuev9473]

@@xaviergonzalez44 It's lowtier trash

[@ivandreuxzuev9473]

@@eh2587 Yeah that's also low tier trash

[@leo.6541]

@@ivandreuxzuev9473 Stop playing human then, and maybe your cats wont hate you because your using an overpowered build.

[@ErikEdlund11]

The "MAKE PIKACHU LIBRE A GIRL" button at 5:39 slayed me. Idk how many times I've watched this before and I just now noticed it

[@pmmeyourdadjokes9811]

for those wondering, essentially the "dive reflex" is accomplished by submerging face-down into cold water, and remaining calm almost like trying to sleep. My second year human physiology professor taught us it was discovered when they found that people who got knocked out after flipping their kayak or canoe, I can't remember which, would seem to be able to survive longer before rescue than what would be expected, and after that some scientist funded a study regarding it with methods similar to what is shown in this video. I never knew that it was an evolutionary trait that is shared with mammals. Really cool information, tierzoo, thanks again

[@elaineb7065]

There's a spot somewhere on my forehead where, if it's submerged in water, I get the reflex.

[@EchidnaKida]

My high school Physiology teacher had the entire class hold their breath for 2 minutes face down in cold water. A lot of people struggled at first but it was surprisingly easy.

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

One other trick is to dive right after taking a long nap. Spending time with a slower metabolism and taking rhythmic breaths helps prep the body with plenty of oxygen. It's definitely an experience to try out!

[@NobleLaika]

weird reflex but okay

[@NightmaresGirl]

Polar bears eat their distant cousins... Delicious near cannibalism!

[@christopherg2347]

Did you say Near or Bear? Sorry, I see myself out now.

[@misanthropicservitorofmars2116]

Humans still consume monkeys and apes. Orangutans used to roam all over Asia. But many were hunted and eaten.

[@windhelmguard5295]

you are what you eat.

[@Juusokakku]

Seeing how much polar bears operate in water, the similarity in these builds is pretty great

[@melonetta]

Cannibalincest!

[@johnalexander651]

LMAO the "PLS nerf" made me laugh so hard

[@helpme5785]

The picture of paws to flippers is so funny 😂 love those sea puppers! I love your videos so much! They are so high quality, entertaining, and educational! You seem like an amazing/cool person and very smart. I love the environment you manage to maintain in the comments too, people just coming together in character and talking about the weird biology facts they know 😊 it's all very fun, and we owe it all to you! Thank you!

[@khamulthewack4732]

Ha! Clearly not a DnD player. Everyone knows that Charisma is the dump stat for seals.

[@danieladamczyk4024]

If human players thinks you cute, they will protect you.

[@Shenaldrac]

If your GM is having you use Charisma when using *physical* intimidation rather than verbal, as shown here, then they are not a very good GM.

[@KindredBrujah]

I dunno, I think seals are pretty cute.

[@rishoo9183]

@@danieladamczyk4024 Charisma is skill, not stat dude

[@nathangamble125]

@@danieladamczyk4024 It looks like plenty of humans rolled 20s on the charisma check. So many clubbings...

[@RoboBoddicker]

Fun Fact: We also have Lions that live on the land. We call them Land Sea Lions.

[@ckirkpatrick100]

Copydot I tame them

[@ratboi535]

Nice Futurama ref

[@notahotshot]

4:34 "C'mon bruh! I just made the last payment!"

[@BigJway21]

5:10 Dude in the background just standing there watching 😂

[@nicolasvanderweide5167]

You missed one really important matchup that seals and sea lions both have against flashlights. If seals and sea lions are really just sea bears, flashlights would be their natural prey.

[@iquemedia]

Should we be calling them sea bears instead of sea lions?

[@TierZoo]

That would be much more accurate taxonomically speaking

[@kalebglenn5279]

Didn't you pay attention to the video? They're B tier not C tier. So they're B Bears not C Bears :D

[@zooemperor3954]

Then why are they called sea lions? Sea bears sound pretty cool to me and much more accurate.

[@michaelnamuh4567]

Not sure if that would work, since water bears exist, and that'll surely ocnfise a lot of people

[@sykens587]

@@zooemperor3954 well when we named them sea lions we didn't know they were more like bears. besides sea lion males some times have ''manes'' or things that look like that. so I guess that's why :P

[@officernoel]

Why no one still has not made TierZoo Game?!?! every single TierZoo fan would play that

[@justaguyyyy6446]

And why is this awesome tier zoo video getting recommended now when I have been a fan for over 5 months?

[@SC-ce3vp]

Seal's are sea bears confirmed

[@terminator9348]

In German one kind of Seal is actually called Seebär which literally translates to Seabear

[@jorge8596]

Spongebob was right all along

[@Smsksmsk3211]

What about the sea rhino?

[@Odinsday]

Jorge R.I.P Squidward

[@mauroimpens5636]

@@terminator9348 in dutch a seal is called zeehond(seadog) and a kind of seal zeebeer(seabear)

[@Zoomscoping]

Elephant Seals got a high intimidation stat IMO.

[@patee1566]

not as high as the top of the aquatic mammal class , the whales

[@imverygerby]

alex perry only whale with intimidation is the killer whale which is technically a dolphin the only reason humans fear whales when whale watching is because of the "scaredy cat" debuff we have that makes us fearful of everything

[@patee1566]

@@imverygerby oh... i just said that because of the large size of the whale player base making other players stay away

[@imverygerby]

alex perry max level whale players are hardly ever attacked but their low level players are griefed by killer whales so much so the whales have to move to easier servers where they can't gain exp just to get the younger players hp and stamina levels to a point where they can outrun orcas

[@bkjeong4302]

Gorilla Glue Expert Yeah, orca players that specialize in killing fellow mammal builds usually take on the younger players.

[@remyobanor2944]

You sir.. won the internet... best youtube channel!! Fcking love the concept! Im jelly ive didnt think of this myself!

[@johnvgandyiv8153]

With this video, I’ve now watched every TierZoo video so far! Amazing content, I couldn’t stop 👏🏻❤️

[@RobertMilesAI]

The electrical charge from having an unusual number of electrons would probably give a combat advantage, so I think a seal would lose to a seal ion

[@josephliao9733]

i understood that lmao

[@sonarbuge7958]

Robert Miles Wow

[@lettuceprime4922]

Hey! It's the computerphile AI safety guy! Watch his channel for more smart stuff about important topics - mostly preparations for general intelligence and its adjacent theories.

[@afunnymonkey4948]

Hey Tierzoo! I have an idea for a video. Maybe you and PBS Eons could collab and create a video about 'the history of the meta'. It would be really cool to see how the different expansions and balance patches have affected the meta and the community. From the Cambrian to the Holocene.

[@NewspeakMedia]

He has done already two, one on the carboniferous and the triassic

[@seanmcdonald1111]

I fuckin love pbs eons.

[@afunnymonkey4948]

@@NewspeakMedia yes and I love those videos, but I mean he could collab with PBS Eons and make a video about the entire history of the meta. He could make it a short history or a multiple part video. He can make it however he wants because he never fails to amaze us.

[@bunabobby]

Heck yeah

[@kaulo9749]

Just binge watched your entire channel in a procrastination effort. Love it dude!

[@aidenjay395]

Bro I was smiling and laughing at the adorableness of seals and sea lions this entire video. My favorite part is when he talked about seal mobility and showed a seal just bouncing. Love seals and sea lions. Love the vids.

[@Alias_Anybody]

8-bit version of the Smash Ultimate theme? I love you.

[@Sealdrop]

is that even a question?

[@sade_es8809]

Despacito

[@theextremelycoolseal2478]

Despacito

[@theyellowentity9668]

Despacito

[@EnjoyerOfVtubers]

despacito

[@tristanz6077]

Despacito

[@Perid0tStar]

Hey Tier! Love your guides. I've been curious about Lagamorphs lately. Like, where hares and rabbits rank overall and how viable they are. Whats their teamplay like?

[@garethmcguinness377]

I would love a vid on this

[@annemurray2933]

thanks for the great guide i now know how to choose which build to play

[@stealth-07]

Orca op pls nerf

[@realaxtrap5098]

How tf have you commented a day ago

[@cesare5526]

www.killer-whale.org/killer-whales-endangered/ According to Devs they will be fixed in next patch

[@stealth-07]

murdrocks fan he uploads the videos unlisted

[@mtghype1295]

Seals are just neutral Sea Lions They don't have an ion.

[@trinidaddy]

So sea lions are just positive/negative charged seals? Makes enough sense.

[@nikki1339]

Dang it fine you won me. That’s the only reason I learn chemistry

[@cchronological]

Damn, that was good

[@galaxia1702]

bro these vids are so cool dude im learning so much healthy youtube at its best

[@mafiousbj]

THE WORST assumption new players can make when trying to create a marine build would be that dolphins are fish ^^

[@spoopymantis4329]

I usually forget that dolphins aren't fish, and try to look for it in the fish tab. Then I wonder where it is for an hour...

[@cuongdang3304]

@@spoopymantis4329 i feel you

[@melvint-p9500]

I had to learn that the hard way. Apparently mammals can drown

[@dominickvasquez7625]

@@cuongdang3304 the more you know

[@bongle3726]

*pushes up glasses* all vertebrates are fish

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

Is a virus player trolling you again, TierZoo?

[@tomstanshall5948]

that's what I thought

[@arkt1k330]

That is up for debate. I think that the original viruses were bacteria players that hacked the code before the devs had counters to that and created the death-machines we know viruses to be.

[@thecraver2697]

That or maybe he is getting burnt out.

[@IceX92]

They are annoying NPC bruh

[@azmanabdula]

Viruses are a bug in early RNA/DNA combinations Cant be fixed Its built into the Engine

[@SpareChaos]

This is the only educational channel that I love to watch

[@JuanBabaHase]

I love how this flute tune that plays sometimes in background in his videos are also in the learning videos that my biology teacher always shows us lamo

[@freddykingofturtles]

Rip Walruses, your glorious mustaches will be overlooked once more.

[@the-chillian]

Anyone who, like myself, plays a human main might have had reason to be grateful for the elephant seal's low mobility on land. I very nearly had an encounter with one once, and since I had no tools with me it might have gone very badly. But evading it was as simple as climbing back up the cliff I'd descended to get to the beach.

[@benjamindraws9676]

ChrisC I was playing as an orca cause it can tank a shark usually and I needed some more exp so I went after one and nearly got BEACHED!

[@the-chillian]

Really, it was like watching my Mabinogi character who can take down gods try to climb over a waist-high fence.

[@toniseanandcartertoniseana2578]

when i was playing a human i remember doing an glitch where everything died around me

[@coachcosta69]

toniseanandcarter toniseanandcarter you do the gun glitch too?

[@toniseanandcartertoniseana2578]

yep

[@colbyrumpf7386]

The vibe of these videos always makes me smile, keep it up ! Great work !

[@a.kitcat.b]

🌊This video really helps me understand the difference as I struggle with it so thank you!🦁

[@KumaDeeOniOni]

Someone is hype for Ultimate.

[@Raage.]

I'm ur 100th like

[@kirbyfan8627]

When heard the song, I was like, IS THAT LIFELIGHT????

[@blue_cameron]

KumaDeeOniOni NOT ME

[@sliphype]

An episode on squirrels with idubbbz? I think this should happen soooon. I saw he commented on a previous video Edit: this comment got over 240 likes and hearted by tier zoo thank you all Almost 260 likes wow

[@tamonk9054]

Ethan Cascino we need this

[@Prometheus-pl2sg]

What video?

[@xxDDnicoDDxx]

save the squirrels initiative from idubbz, he catches squirrels in his yard and relocates them

[@xxDDnicoDDxx]

but if I'm not mistaken TierZoo covered squirrels in his video on rodents :P

[@tamonk9054]

xxDDnicoDDxx thanks

[@doniltrimp2238]

3:10, poor squiwdy, he got third partied

[@bare_bear_hands]

And here we were, thinking seals were sea doggos, when they're actually sea bears.

[@scarman5367]

Seal: “who are you?” Sea Lion: “I am you, but stronger”

[@darklighter8968]

Leopard seals should be placed in A tier IMHO, they're the only other seal subclass that has enough specs into power that they can have a kind of non agression pact/ truce with the kings of the oceans, the orcas, since their bite attack applies a very strong cripple and bleed debuff, and because of their brutal flexibility and agility stat, even if an orca player manages to score a hit on their tail, they are still able to retaliate with a potential game ending attack, either crippling one of their finns or applying such a deep bleed debuff on their head that it's basically an unviable strat to attack them in the first place. That gives them practical free reign to infinitely grief penguin players, or even new seal player from other subclasses.

[@sevenaries]

2:25 This is absolutely terrifying

[@beautyforashes2022]

Watching that little kitty cat bop that seal in its face was so funny.

[@Orcaluv26]

Can we discuss how unbelievably broken the orca is? It has gone in and turned other meta aquatic builds, like leopard seals, polar bears, and great white sharks, and thrown them out the window.

[@htoodoh5770]

Orcaluv26 orcas taste good. Not bad for me.

[@Orcaluv26]

...what?

[@jacksond4164]

Human is more broken

[@nateawesome1366]

He did in his abusing game physics video

[@Orcaluv26]

@@jacksond4164 there are quite a few servers where orcas have actively outsmarted humans and when humans update their builds, orcas quickly find ways to counter them

[@rayquaza_is_da_boi8661]

Crocodilian Tier list please

[@faduska]

Rayquaza yes maybe with garieals alligators and caimans to

[@fiokak1506]

you are a great youtuber and i just keep watching your channel. The Pinniped buiId is one of my personal favorites would love to see a video on the walrus and elephant seal and leopard seal.

[@Bakers_Ville]

The mental flashbang of the runescape music and hit markers was wild

[@manaphy0993]

A sea lion is just a seal that lost an electron. Its a seal ion

[@Kerrmunism]

Manaphy099 *_sigh_* That was actually really good

[@jacedavis9880]

Oh man, I've been thinking of this joke when the video started, and I couldn't remember exactly how it went, Thank You

[@barnaclescum7011]

No No

[@paperbullet1945]

Electrifying

[@LeroyJ12]

"Mike I swear to god" -Tier Zoo in the spider video

[@Darkex72]

The company that developed this game are called G.O.D Genocide Obsessed Developers

[@fartalone3142]

its called balancing

[@Car-rp8dg]

Lol

[@Abominatrix650]

@@fartalone3142 As all things should be. Speaking of which, one of their favourite things to do when the Earth starts to settle is to throw a stone at it.

[@ayarsiz0997]

It's called Deity Studios, we don't know the names of the devs themselves

[@mmr599]

Arekkusu Sensei Facts

[@genuinejoe2103]

This was a great video! You gotta love the runescape music boi

[@treeeyed8578]

I love these videos always give me some good laughs with the memes

[@ConnorTheUndying]

So seals are more Tank builds, and sea lions are based around combat more? Interesting.

[@leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459]

hey, what about a beetle tier list? or a video about the broken eusocial insects?

[@rajadacosmica3308]

comrade lenin We need this do much

[@HaganeNoGijutsushi]

"broken eu social insects" Brexit Bees?

[@afaxmachine5045]

@@HaganeNoGijutsushi *rimshot

[@Alex-kp5pq]

Agreed.

[@leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459]

@@HaganeNoGijutsushi any eu social insect, they are all strong or broken.

[@aRaskyl]

seals love to pop up out of the water and watch me while I row. spotting seals and porpoises is one of my favorite parts of being out on the water

[@somedude140]

While pinnipeds are some of bears closest relatives, they are not bears themselves and instead share a common ancestor. And many genetic studies actually point to the mustelids (skunks, weasels, raccoons, and a lot of other animals) being the pinnipeds closest living relatives.

[@xai8666]

That's not gonna keep me from calling them Sea Bears

[@camdenfreilinger9695]

Just remember phylogenists change their minds every 2 seconds, so just make sure to take everything with a grain of salt.

[@guillermojrboy3292]

@@xai8666 You mean Water Bears.

[@jeffmatrachisia3827]

Austin Smedley you’re safe from them as long as you can draw a circle.

[@HuckleberryHim]

I expect so much better from this channel... jk, he makes these huge basic errors a few times each vid

[@farlov7016]

WHAT ABOUT THE WALRUS!!!!!!!??????!!!

[@fallenesther]

WALRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@the-chillian]

Confined to Arctic servers, so not that common a build.

[@upchuckhaha1]

That's what I was wondering

[@runningoncylinders3829]

The unholy amalgamation of "Walmart" and "Toys Я Us"?

[@Luubelaar]

@@runningoncylinders3829 LOL

[@damyenhockman5440]

Nothing will ever be as funny as the sea lion chasing a penguin that's sliding through grass. It's just too ridiculous.

[@sophiamalcolm2119]

Did you just Did you just do a d&d intro? Yes. Amazing. Perfect, even.

[@AvesSSB]

I think it’s time for an Apoidea Tier List (Bees; Wasps, Hornets, etc) They consistently rank top tier on every list, but we’ve yet to have a video explaining their placing.

[@TheLivingOdyssey]

Aves I feel the Flight, Eusocial and Swarm traits added to their venomous stings are big reason why they are high tier.

[@Shadowwodahs]

I’ve just been binge watching ur channel it’s awesome

[@elnathanwahlang1397]

It's 2020 and I just discovered this channel by accident but DAMN I find this guy's editing skills funny... Maybe cuz I'm a gamer XD haha!! 10/10 video for me!!

[@DolphyBlueDrake]

Always interesting to see how those on the Milky Way Server Cluster play. The players on the Earth servers are by far the most interesting of all. So much so, that many players on the Andromeda Server Cluster have tried to use our character creation trees to create our own human builds. For example, planetary server set I use has managed to create something like humans. Something similar enough we consider it human. We had to build it from scratch, so it has no ancestors, really (kinda hard to create a human-type build without primates to build off of on the servers that make up your planet) We had to spec into some really odd things to get a human build to be viable. I mean, there are multiple ocean servers, a lava ocean server, 9 continent servers, and practically every other player type had some broken ability as a "hyper-hostile planet" bonus. I think the devs were drunk when they programmed the planet I play on. So, since we wanted to create a human of our own that could survive on these servers where everything wants to kill you, we first had to waste points to spec into 50% larger lungs due to the thicker atmosphere and greater gravity than the Earth servers, then another waste of points to spec into six-chambered hearts to counter gravity again with more force, and after we got out stats similar to homo sapiens, what bonus did it randomly generate for our troubles? "Delayed Adaptation: once enough of your guild's members have been slain by other players, the Devs will personally code in a bonus for your guild based on the percentage of your players that were killed. The Devs must be contacted first for the Devs to code your new ability." So many raged at that, that only two human mains actually joined the planetary super server. The game called us _"novis hominibus sapiens",_ or "strange wise man ". But, after so many respawns and trial and error, we finally had the chance to stake our claim on the surrounding region. We were going to do what Earth Human mains did and build a settlement. it was crude, but it was our own, we started spreading across the super server, but then, the other players grew restless, they knew how Earth Human mains rose to dominance, and they didn't want to give us the chance. So many Human mains rage quit our Super Server altogether, many saying they were going to play as humans on the Earth servers, we tried to fight back, but after losing 90% of our population, we begged the Devs to honor that trait they gave us and do something with it. The devs were actually happy someone had rolled that trait, as they'd been waiting to test a new system on our Super Server, a system that would be broken on most servers, but on ours, might just let us survive and not get patched out. They implemented the "Magic Patch" to our Super Server only, dividing us by family lines into twenty-three groups: 22 each bound to one element type, while two lines, the ones who contacted the devs and the one who kept trying to get everyone to not give up, all elements to control. Why are there 22? We don't really know. Some seem like they could be combined into one element, and the names for some of them are weird. But, that's what brought us back from the edge of destruction. We had some Unification Wars later, and now we're a unified force. The Devs aren't very happy about how we created a "Royal Republic" over one planet and try to cause rebellions by NPCs, but most of all, they hate how we managed to research FTL and have started crossing over to other Planetary Super Servers in the Andromeda Server Cluster. But, I've been wondering, as the guide has almost no info outside the Earth planetary Super Server, what even are our stats? At least an estimate? BTW: Our class changed to _"homo sapiens magicae",_ or "magic wise man" after the patch. We might be able to cross to the Earth planetary Super Server and see if we could improve the human mains even further! (Unless the Devs ban those who try).

[@Scourge728]

underappreciated comment here

[@bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257]

So, how has that been going?

[@DolphyBlueDrake]

@@bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257 We've made it to the Earth planetary Super Server, but the devs issued a warning to human mains from our server: any action involving the Earth Super Server that isn't simple observation will result in a ban and a rollback to undo our influence. Which is a shame, because we wanted to help the Earth Humans along in their tech tree to match our own standing.

[@bivcbmtgstgtssscqcrddgtrsm2257]

@@DolphyBlueDrake I'm sorry about that. We could really use your help.

[@FluffyEclairs]

Long 😮

[@josephm9768]

I’m so lucky my band teacher is absent so now I can watch vids

[@yeahoh2222]

Lmao

[@nicholasneyhart396]

Ah so I see we are both playing the entertainment prestige class.

[@killian1724]

Weird flex but ok.

[@roguishpaladin]

Arguably, you may have learned more today from watching this video. Make sure to show this video to your science teacher. As usual, it's supereffective.

[@Valandar2]

SUGGESTION!!! Tier lists of the ultra deep sea! Anglerfish, gulpers, and more!

[@charleslalawigan2755]

2:50 "Hi nice fur!" *got smacked* "Ahh shit. What a nice cat"

[@thejesuschrist]

My money is on the one who sings Kiss From A Rose

[@therobertshow2newandimprov18]

Omg! Jack! You gotta see this!

[@ghostbuddy3106]

Oh just piss off Jesus, we had enough of your BS when you were alive...

[@therobertshow2newandimprov18]

@@ghostbuddy3106 F*** off mate

[@kaiserwilhelmii2251]

SCE IF calm down judas

[@bvansenu]

His facial markings grant a buff to intimidation as well as attracts Heidi Klum.

[@gabrielladias420]

LMAO this intro I'm dying

[@gabrielladias420]

Also MAKE PIKACHU LIBRE A GIRL

[@dacksonflux]

I loved that d20 at the beginning. Hilarious.