TikTok Conspiracy Theories

[@Blearyyy]

Fun fact the ‘mosquito’ with the numbers on its back are actually aphids, silver birch aphids. They naturally have spots on their backs and because humans love patterns sometimes their spots look like numbers.

[@Notfearjustexcitement]

Came here to make a similar comment! Thanks for the clear explanation :)

[@Blearyyy]

@@Notfearjustexcitement ofc :)

[@kwarra-an]

I was wondering why they didn't look like any mosquito I'd ever seen! Thanks for the information

[@eveandaedrul]

Thank you, knowledge Chad

[@jullianaangelialivio9148]

oww that makes sense, cuz i just saw random spots on it before the dude said it was a number lol

[@thefrostyslime]

In the Sims 4, sharing a conspiracy theory is not listed under "deep thoughts" or "interests." It's listed under "mischief."

[@senilerodent]

Tbh, there isn't a category named "deep thoughts"...

[@pastelgalaxy123]

@@senilerodent no, there is. menu updated a while back.

[@senilerodent]

@@pastelgalaxy123 oh I guess it shows that my laptop cannot handle the new versions haha

[@fart63]

@@senilerodentthe most real sims 4 comment I’ve ever seen

[@senilerodent]

@@fart63 it was lie, I bought a new one and now I can support Vladislaus's facial hair as much as I want

[@yoonglebellz]

"plenty of parasites have tattoos, just look at jeffrey star" 💀 ma'am that burn was CLASS

[@lovelymill]

i burst into tears from this joke I SWEAR

[@3y3_weirdo55]

ROASTED😂

[@8amango]

LMFAO

[@js.shivvy1]

LMAO

[@reneealberona5656]

i literally just subscribed to her bc of that burn

[@genebateman3183]

In 1999, televangelist Jerry Falwell claimed Tinky Winky was a “gay role model” because he carried a purse. This was 24 years ago, so my memory is hazy, but someone associated with the show said something like, “These characters don’t have genders and that’s a magic bag, not a purse.” My best friend is a devout Christian and he rolled his eyes over this whole thing but said his grandparents honestly believed the theory. Parents and adults looking too deep into children’s programming is one of the most unintentionally funny things ever.

[@blitzvalentine363]

Fr, and most of the time, it's children's programming that isn't actually deep when there are children's programming that are "deep" per se

[@limpaika]

They dont have genders?😂 No I mean in my language we have every verb gendered so Po and Lala were girls, always and Tinkie Winkie and Dipsy were boys.

[@genebateman3183]

@@limpaika I could be misremembering the quote. A quarter-century is a long time. 😂

[@concept8192]

oh also did you hear about the reason he did that?? It'll surprise you-- it's antisemitism. WHY IS IT ALWAYS ANTISEMITISM Before he made that wild statement he made an extremely offensive statement (that the antichrist would be jewish) and people are 99.99% sure he just made the tinky winky gay statement afterwards to distract from the horrible vomit pile he spewed earlier

[@Harajukufruits]

My mums best friend growing up said i shouldnt watch it cus they’re pedos 😭

[@benjaminmcelroy6894]

I love conspiracy theories revolve around the idea that the evil alien government leaves little clues for us to discover. Like yes they are overlords but they want to let us have a point and click adventure fetch quest to figure out the secret

[@Ven1Vid1Vici]

Solve enough clues and you become the new overlord.

[@AndromedaD]

Part of it is the idea that the theorists are the special enlightened chosen main character. Part of it is the idea that their enemies are incredibly strong and powerful, but their side will ultimately win because their enemies are also weak and bad, or ike bragging about their crimes where those special investigators can see.

[@Delicioushashbrowns]

Honestly I love the idea that world overlords all powerful and evil have lil meetings about putting signs on random things. And after like an hour long meeting talking about putting alien heads on random stuff to leave secrets about their alien overlords the lunch cart comes and they have bagels and donuts and coffee while talking about their day

[@moethemoon]

@Andromeda That last part is a classic propaganda technique 😭

[@ButterflyScarlet]

@@AndromedaD That is honestly how all Us vs Them arguments are, where the 'Them' are simultaneously as weak or as strong as the argument calls for. The government is strong because they control everything and are able to hide secrets from us, but also the government is too weak and stupid to fix whatever hole in their firewall keeps letting TikTok users uncover conspiracies on the daily.

[@beanybean000]

"Conspiracies are kind of like lying but without the consequences" truer words have never been spoken

[@cargo_vroom9729]

Nah, there are consequences. Qanon, much of antivax, election deniers, and the whole "groomers" thing which is largely just anti LGBT are all conspiracy theories. The people who believe them vote...and kill people.

[@bumbobaggins]

Thats a conspiracy

[@misschevious123]

depends on the conspiracy theory. someone named abbie richards made a chart about different conspiracy theories and their basis in reality, and the ones that are totally detached from reality are harmful to oneself and others. just to throw that out there, I know what chad chad meant ofc °

[@chodechotchney5331]

That's what they want you to think

[@absolutelynotellen]

Hey, that makes sense.

[@JessieBlackheart]

That transition to “ a twinge of cringe” was executed with the confidence of someone who has been doing this a while, you can tell she’s leveled up in creativity

[@tedstudt8550]

I'm so fucking happy too, that had me rolling

[@vladislavno]

You people are pathetic.

[@F1guRas]

I read it exactly like the video

[@HydetheWitch]

You can't NOT read it like the title. But also yeah, she's coming into her power little by little and eventually there will be nothing that can stop her. (Pssst ur doin great ^w^ I believe at you)

[@ZBM-jj1xr]

The guy laughing during the murderous robot story was actually completely on point. The other guy was telling that story like he saw it develop during a news broadcast. The only answer to that is laughter.

[@FocusedFighter777]

I actually think it was his own laughter he added afterward. It really sounds like him. Plus we know many people just talk to an invisible listener.... fake podcasters. They are many.

[@michaelv2304]

​@@FocusedFighter777I think you're right. What the fuck hahah

[@ChanelBroussard-l5t]

Lol I know I was laughing , like wtf , and the dude was all serious 😂

[@CaSCHWANK]

bro watched iRobot and thought it was the news. i'd be laughing at him too lol

[@CookiehsAndDreams]

The fact Chad Chad went out of her way to dance like a madman in a Teletubby cosplay multiple times in her yard for a 30-second skit is admirable.

[@madhattdr]

I love how her skits are just becoming increasingly unhinged as time goes by

[@kiss4678]

@@madhattdr we're all going to lose our last braincell watching chad chad. and I'm here for it.

[@madhattdr]

@@kiss4678 honestly just inspires me to do really amazing stupid sh*t

[@lilithpickering-wz3ww]

@MADHATTXR same.

[@kiss4678]

@@madhattdr seriously. every time i watch her videos, i get a sudden urge to wear a unicorn costume and blast myself to the moon.

[@BDugg121]

Every time $1000 is removed from the education budget, a TikTok conspiracy is born

[@rickeydart3040]

If that were true, the education system would be vastly underfunded... wait

[@ameliavelasco8602]

I feel like there is already a conspiracy about this…

[@Alex-pq2fv]

You can't remove $1000 from $0 :)

[@kir3795]

@@Alex-pq2fv LMFAO

[@anonymously6866]

@@Alex-pq2fv -1000$, schools will now be in debt somehow.

[@frogg_face]

As someone who watched Teletubbies, I approve of this video’s ending. Po was definitely kidnapped by an alien in a flying box at least once every episode

[@stellanewton7656]

since when do series for little kids have to make sense?

[@kiss4678]

@@stellanewton7656 what are you talking about, Teletubbies isn't a kids series. its a documentary on the giant hairy sloth monsters that like to handstand who live underground next to space, which we thought was the ocean. they follow the orders of Satan, who lives in the 1 dollar bills, who can also take control of gigantic A.I robots!

[@stellanewton7656]

@@kiss4678 I'm sorry, I stand corrected

[@thesilliest_18152]

he had it coming

[@lunamanceranimation]

Some of you forgot about Filthy Franks Winnie the Pooh conspiracy video lol

[@Queen_Cnidarian]

For those curious about the mosquito with numbers on it, for starters, its a silver birch aphid, not a mosquito. These insects naturally have two black stripes on there abdomen. They are not always perfect stripes, resulting in it looking like numbers or even letters. The more you know. Edit: I also want to add that although a majority of our ocean is "unexplored," that word doesn't mean what you think. When scientists talk about how much of our ocean is explored, they are referring to if the ocean floor has been mapped and how well. A majority of our ocean is large stretches of flat ground. Henceforth, scientists, and especially governments, don't want to waste multiple years and millions, if not billions, of dollars mapping out essentially nothing. Therefore, for the foreseeable future, our oceans will remain mostly unmapped, because scientists have better things to do.

[@voidwalkerbruh7426]

Intersinf

[@junkandcrapamen]

I love imagining a bunch of scientists running around the woods catching mosquitos, delicately painting numbers on them only for them all to naturally die the next day and the scientists have to start all over again. It's like a Monty Python skit with no payoff.

[@Izzy_jam]

Yea I noticed it was an aphid and was instantly annoyed with that clip.

[@B.D.E.]

​@@junkandcrapamen😂

[@Artemis_Is_Gone]

Thank you for this information! #theydontteachyouthisinschool

[@kamikoamaya]

"Call me algebra because I can cancel out whatever the f*ck I want" ICONIC

[@nikkimoon1533]

That would be epic merch. 🙌

[@Rest-in-peace-dekus-ass]

Ikr

[@CavemanVanDweller]

And just like that! The dumbing down of America is complete 😒

[@LaxaNorma]

Bfdi?

[@Kali_3dits]

@@LaxaNormaThe OSC has invaded (/j)

[@cowboybaby]

the amount of girls on hinge ive come across who put "helen keller isnt real" as the answer to one of their prompts due to that theory blowing up on tiktok is truly astounding and im kind of thankful for it bc it gives me immediate reason to swipe past them

[@emmal.o8508]

Why is there a conspiracy that Helen Keller isn't real?? wtf 😭

[@theforgotten1213]

I knew that they think she was a scam but not that she wasn't real. 😭

[@paramore1011000]

ive seen guys AND girls saying that on hinge i....do not understand

[@Carebearritual]

i’m kinda thankful i can sort out all the idiots right away but it is so embarrassing for them

[@GayTidePods69420]

No bc me and my friends would say that shit last year. We were joking but i didn’t know people were actually conspiracy theorists for most of it lmao

[@amelia3146]

As an archaeologist, a weird amount of people ask me for confirmation of their conspiracy theories & that’s always fun

[@404_Toonz]

Oooooo! What are your best experiences with that kinda thing?

[@ClassPunkOnRumbleAndSubstack]

I recommend looking up the archaeologist Elena Danaan.

[@younce-davis952]

I am in medical science and people just think I am brainwashed or evil

[@mhenderson7673]

Haha I saw a conspiracy show about how aliens built the pyramids, and they interviewed an actual local expert. It was so funny because they kept asking him questions about the aliens and he just shrugged and went along with it. Clearly they were paying him to agree with them, and they'd say something like, "So, it was aliens then, right?!" and he'd try and be vague and say, "hmmm, maybe. That is certainly... one theory. I mean, who knows?". And then the narrator would basically say, "this expert we found agrees!"

[@Joziahwasright]

​@@mhenderson7673 that's probably one of the lowest shit to do in life 😭 paying someone to agree with your conspiracies, like that basically means you know your "tHeOrIes" are absolute bullshit

[@amayao601]

The amount of effort she puts for all the skits in every vid is admirable. She repeatedly had to dance like a crazy lady in different teletubbies cosplays multiple times. She deserves an award 😭😭

[@KennedyRose]

3:53 I doubt anyone was particularly curious about it, but if you do want to know about the top latch, I worked at a place with similar doors. The top latch has a lever at normal person height (you can actually see it in the video) to close the latch with. It's just high up because that's a better position for withstanding wind pressure (these doors can actually be insanely dangerous in high wind conditions). If that doesn't make sense, imagine how much easier it would be to break a door down if the lock was only a foot off the ground. Other than that, the Giants thing totally holds up, ofc.

[@springsnature7037]

No, actually, thank you for this! In all honesty, I was actually really curious what it was for. I think it's a bit of a "reach" (hehe) for giants. Do you also know why built them so big? Is it just a lavish thing? An intimidation tactic? Or something else? I'm genuinely curious.

[@zoroark567]

@@springsnature7037the size is probably mostly an appearance thing, but it could also be that they need to move very large objects through here like statues or something similar.

[@lazymcdoodle]

@@springsnature7037 might have just been aesthetic reasons

[@liastaob]

@@lazymcdoodle 90% of what humans do is for aesthetic reasons :)

[@deebee2641]

Yeah, I think we tend to forget that the medieval and renaissance eras were very in tune with their artistic side. Strong architecture was a real thing. That's why they built castles.

[@morningboy_]

i don't get why conspiracy theorists think that whatever big company is controlling the world is gonna leave clues everywhere 😭

[@lkctom2546]

Exactly what always pisses me off

[@bellatahir9540]

"Having a brain? We don't do that here"

[@lonesavior]

At this point, they might not even need to hide it period. Hershey talks about how they have child slaves supplying them on their official website. Evil cabals are operating very openly.

[@rushpatriot2866]

Maybe not with everything but that's not always the case. While y'all brain dead sheep were swearing up and down that pedo island didn't exist theorist knew about it since the 90s. The majority of y'all can't think critically y'all get played for idiots. Conspiracy theory was made by the CIA to discredit theories that need attention. Like the sheep you are you hear "conspiracy theory" and go brain dead and because of that thousands of kids were assaulted and killed. Your ignorance is the reason for their death. So next time really pump up those two brain cells and try to think for yourself.

[@Uhgoboron]

It’s for demoralization. They’re making fun of people in the know. They also “poison the well” on purpose. It’s not a company.

[@gracelament]

The biggest conspiracy theory at my primary school was that the Telly Tubbies was cancelled because someone died on set, because they couldn't unzip their suit in time and suffocated 🙃. Now, over a decade later, a bunch of adults are making up even dumber conspiracies to spread online... I mean I'll let it slide on my end considering I was like 8, and had pretty restricted access to the internet, but there's no excuse at this point. (I mean at least make the conspiracy theories good, these ones have terrible storylines...)

[@CherryFairy02]

Yeah, I don't even fully get what they were trying to say with the Teletubbies "theories." Were they claiming that the writers were trying to secretly insert Satanist messages into their kids program, or do they genuinely not understand that it's a work of fiction and think that they're uncovering an actual Satanic cult? At least 8 year old you understood that it was a scripted TV show with costumed actors on screen, which seems to be a much more advanced level of critical thinking than what these adults are capable of.

[@davemiller7692]

FNaF in a nutshell

[@rosemary3029]

Now Imagine the man in the suit but with teletubbies instead of kaijus

[@lechuga9153]

You absolute mad lads, YOU INVENTED SPRINGLOCK

[@Jukajobs]

I remember my classmates telling me about how one time in Iceland (I think that was the location) some kid watched it and they were so disturbed they jumped into a volcano lol

[@meredithmitchell8921]

7:20 entomologist here! I can confirm tracking insects like this is super common, especially when estimating population size.

[@deedee8925]

the biggest conspiracy theory has to be about how chad chad's hair looks that alive and healthy at this point tbh edit i: i've been informed of my oversight ... they're wigs 💔... edit ii: THATS A SLUR? (my bad yall)

[@ya.girl.posts11]

Frr

[@Twinklord27]

It's a wog.. 💔😔

[@absolutelynotellen]

Plot twist: she wears a wig

[@starling1226]

@@Twinklord27 wog

[@explodingbutters9595]

​@@Twinklord27 noo not the wog 😔

[@Crimson_Knight004]

“Just look at Jeffree Starr!” That absolutely killed me.

[@yolii16]

SO UNDERRATED 💀 it got me good

[@Mimikinn]

Same, I’m still laughing 😂

[@ivanThaOoze]

legit lol

[@pentacles.]

NO FR LMFAOO

[@theawooos3793]

Chefs kiss all around for that roast

[@JonahWho]

i’m always so excited to tune into a new episode of “what color is chad’s hair now?”

[@user-cw6tt4wo2k]

FRRR

[@blueismylove3128]

She is my inspiration to wear fun colored wigs.

[@c3ss.]

I think that she’s having multiple mental breakdowns like me😀

[@slutsooup]

@@c3ss. projecting

[@aphucinchitzo8345]

@@c3ss. she wears wigs

[@joyfullyitdevours]

I love the "moon landing was faked" conspiracy bc its like... if that were true... what would we even do about it lol

[@lechuga9153]

Like damn… Anyway

[@duck-ew5zs]

"They're keeping the aliens living in there a secret!!" And?? Not like that's gonna affect their life in any way. As if a grey guy named globglap living in an empty rock hundreds of thousands of miles away from us would matter

[@spagheddiesquash]

when my younger sister and i were kids, she used to tell me about her “conspiracy theory” that jimmy fallon was actually jimmy kimmel, just with the name changed because every time jimmy kimmel would say his own name, dogs would come over to him thinking he said “kibble”, and he got so fed up with it that he changed his name to jimmy fallon. long story short i believed her for over a year which i think was in part because i hardly knew anything about kimmel or fallon. we were very weird children 😭😭😭

[@ruum9]

She's right

[@Naixatloz]

Obsessed with this.

[@TeddyLovesAxl]

Not Jimmy Kibble! 💀 This the funniest shit I’ve seen all week!😂

[@kitcat2449]

Your sister had a great imagination lol

[@WickedKatze]

this is the most wholesome conspiracy theory I've ever heard 😆

[@cloudyvulpine]

So glad my sleep schedule is so ruined that I can always catch a Chad Chad video when it comes out

[@Shadow-jg8nu]

Same lol

[@BriannaBow]

Fr lmao

[@deadmanprops704]

Same Fr fr

[@marbleroses2500]

yeaaaah

[@pernoninnoobs3872]

literally big mood

[@faeriexsoiree]

Every time Chad Chad uploads, I feel as if my soul ascends from my body

[@Adomari]

I'm the 9th like lol

[@chloeb1237]

@@Adomari dang that’s craaayyyyzzzzyyy😧💀……

[@petri_fish]

you're so real

[@lemon5408]

That is true

[@sinfyl.]

“Slay Kay” ☠️

[@springtronic.]

as an aspiring entomologist that ‘mosquito’ one has to be the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard. first off, that’s *not* a mosquito. mosquitos are much lankier, much larger, and have a VERY obvious proboscis. what the tiktoker found was two diffrent European birch aphids (Euceraphis punctipennis). these aphids have two distinct black markings on their abdomens and, like all markings, differ with each animal. it’s a case of complete coincidence and human pattern seeking as to why they would have a ‘38’ on them. this phenomenon has also been observed on any animal that can have a varying coat pattern.

[@gaesheki9793]

i love how she didn’t waste the opportunity to make the “ conspira-sea “ pun

[@JashinsMagpie]

Agreed, the only sad part is that the conspiracy people got there first. Guess what they called their cruise/convention/event thing lol

[@Bananapants241]

Yeah

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

with the best edit in the whole video too, that aylien absolutely busting it down on the high sea really gets me

[@alwaysensemble]

i literally read this the second she said it

[@TheGreat973]

The mosquitoe number thing reminds me of my friend’s grandma who uses permanent marker to write numbers on snail shells to see if they come back

[@ObtuseMori]

I wonder if she's caused a bunch of conspiracy theories from people who noticed numbered snails all over the neighbourhood 😂

[@Aki-ChanLivesOn]

Did they ever come back 🤔

[@carolyns4519]

Aww, that's so wholesome! I hope she's had sniends (snail friends) return :)

[@blue-dabad33]

That's adorable omg 😭

[@enias3294]

I think the most disturbing part about teletubbies is the fact they chose a vaccume cleaner to represent their mom 💀

[@stellanewton7656]

maybe they thought she sucked

[@Suck_em_acrylic_of-toes]

@Enias HEH?💀

[@fleepfloop661]

schluuuuurp.

[@mh2120]

She was gonna be dishwasher but that wasn't subtle enough

[@pomaranczowaszarlotka]

I never thought about Nono like that. Also I always assumed it was male.

[@plaidpvcpipe3792]

9:39 I really don't find the lizardpeople conspiracies funny because I'm Jewish, and I am acutely aware that "lizard people" is literally a euphemism for Jewish people. Look at all the anti-semitic conspiracies and compare them to the lizardpeople conspiracies, they're the exact same ones. Also, more often than not it's celebrities that are Jewish, or anti-semites claim are Jewish, that are apparently "lizard men." For example, the theory that these lizard people eat human children is just the blood libel, one of the most pervasive anti-semitic myths which purports that Jews kidnap Christian children and use their blood to make matzah. TBH most conspiracy theories are just thinly veiled anti-semitism.

[@christinajackson6309]

Damn I did not know that. I guess it kind of makes sense though (not the conspiracy obviously but the fact that the conspiracy theory is anti-Semitic like a ton of other conspiracy theories are for whatever strange reason).

[@itiswhatitismindset]

i find it so strange that people just hate jews. like what did y'all even do? for homophobic people we get it they think straight people are the norm but jewish people?? that's so random

[@b0xbrain]

I wish more people talked about this

[@nunya7575]

Free Palestine

[@kadeashby7305]

@@nunya7575they’re Jewish, not Zionist, so stfu. You make supporters of Palestine seem antisemitic when you do shir like that.

[@risha2651]

How can Chad Chad consistently be so bombastically slayful

[@maimtubeTV]

best descriptor of someone ive ever seen

[@ryanneville62]

That's...the perfect description of chad chad I've ever seen 🫴🧀

[@Manticorn]

Her vids are pure insanity holy shit

[@inexena]

Your descriptions are simply immaculate.

[@gwencere9383]

such a beautiful use of language

[@babypawzz]

I wonder what chadchad’s neighbors thought when they saw her go outside running around in different colored shirts 😭

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I always think that about youtuber skits. I can't believe nobody has ever filmed a skit that's from the perspective of a neighbor looking out the window to see their youtuber neighbor out there with a fake mustache throwing a baby doll into a tree, or dancing in one color shirt for 10 minutes and then coming back out in a different color shirt to dance in a different spot.

[@tiredteen8906]

They build a conspiracy about ChadChad being an alien and observing human behaviour duh

[@flori7246]

what are you talking about? that was just a regular teletubby episode

[@tthebearybearss]

@@FrenkTheJoykallmekris has done it with her nosy neighbor Deborah

[@mrmoomooface1662]

I once went for a walk in a village in far north Scotland, and there was a chip shop with a blackboard on the front which included basically every conspiracy theory ever conceived in list form. It covered two whole blackboards and I'm honestly quite impressed that they managed to cover almost every conspiracy theory I can think of. I told my grandma who lives nearby about it and she said the owner of this chippy has some kind of laser thing she shines into the sky at night for... reasons? When the Queen died a few months later the chippy made national news after celebrating the death loudly because the queen is a lizard person or something, and then if I remember correctly the whole village threw eggs at her shop.

[@lareinabrown]

That’s insane and I love it!

[@maximum7790]

this is crazy i need to visit this place

[@splashlyy]

I need a photo!!!

[@Mel-jr5cz]

Im sorry what

[@mrmoomooface1662]

@@splashlyy The village is Muir of Ord and you should find videos of it if you search up "Muir of Ord Chippy"

[@sonderfulsable]

11:12 fun fact: big bird was almost a casualty in the challenger explosion. the more you know.

[@genesisofthebetween]

USIWGWJUFJSJE WHAT I NEED CONTEXT

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

​@@genesisofthebetweenthe actor for big bird was invited in the challenger but then it exploded.

[@lobotomizedjb]

​@@yourshoulderdevil5229lobotomy corporation

[@sonderfulsable]

​@@genesisofthebetween the actor (who was the only one who could control the suit at the time) was invited to go up in the challenger in the suit (the only suit they had), but they sent a teacher up instead... then the challenger exploded after liftoff.

[@victoria139]

As someone who has lived in Florida my whole life, I think it's completely valid to think it's made up and honestly even I question what is happening here sometimes

[@cgt3704]

Only in Florida amirite

[@wornouthoodie]

so basically The Truman Show

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

Be careful, those who are native Floridians are caught and reprogrammed to believe they are a transplant(usually from up north) just say you are originally from New York

[@imnotcrazy7108]

As another Floridian, I can confirm that this hellscape is 100% fake

[@WakeUpClownboy]

Same

[@gracegardiner1449]

I've been binging your videos and ran out yesterday. I nearly cried and then actually died, came back to life, and died again due to shock. I simultaneously witnessed the birth and death of the universe, discovered and lost the cure to cancer, and became a professional ceramic bird figurine critic. This video saved me from what is undoubtedly the most damning of all fates-- a lack of Chad Chad content. Thank you, great and powerful Chad, for saving me from myself. Chad or chadn't, there is no chy. Long live the cheen

[@xaesthetic-peachesx6316]

Wait what

[@Penultimate1785]

@@xaesthetic-peachesx6316 Hate, mourning, and death.

[@anitachamberlain3391]

C h e e e n

[@thatonespoon_]

immaculate

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Can you rate my grandma's ceramic bird figurine please? 🦢

[@nyxbedumb1369]

"plenty of parasites get tattoos. just look at jeffree star." she moves to quickly past her own jokes, i was rolling

[@melissamoonchild9216]

thats what I love about her, her jokes are so rapid fire and some are so under the radar. impeccable delivery every time

[@togepipokearts4504]

i actually like that, if you let a joke sit it feels like "please laugh now", but going right past it lets it sucker-punch the viewer

[@theman5324]

"We haven't discovered 80% of the ocean" actually we have, people fail to remember that almost all of the ocean is open water

[@treedai_lol]

we know where the ocean is, but we haven't mapped the bottom.

[@CanIswearinmyhandle]

When I was little I for no real reason started thinking I was an alien adopted by my parents. I asked my mom about it and she of course was like "no you're ourbiological child" and I just straight up didn't believe her

[@frogletfairy]

Do you by chance have autism? Bc my childhood is incredibly similar and let's just say I have more than just a touch of the tism, hence feeling like an alien lol

[@R3DR0PE]

I thought this for the longest time too but it just turns out I'm autistic lmao

[@CanIswearinmyhandle]

@@frogletfairy I literally found out like 2 weeks ago that I have autism lol

[@snowrios8084]

I had the opposite experience, i was convinced through my autism i was something else and mom was just like "Yeah, you were grown in a test tube :) anyway here's dinner"

[@eggie_boggie8212]

I thought i was a robot and my birth was faked

[@c0dy.c0la.]

my favourite thing is when people go "this kid's show is so dark, here's my conspiracy theory behind it" no, we call those headcanons.

[@anerrorhasoccurred8727]

Also it’s never usually _that_ dark, it’s just teens/adults being baffled over why kid shows don’t run on real-world logic 💀

[@c0dy.c0la.]

@@anerrorhasoccurred8727 TRUUUUUE, it's so wild cuz its like,,, its a cartoon, its okay if its a lil silly, i wish older folks would understand it more

[@shiivainu9442]

Chad Chad - I could feel your commitment to the bit while you were struggling upside down. Thank you for taking care of us.

[@HydetheWitch]

I just thought they meant this thing walked on its hand and feet and the- *chadchad upsidedown wall*

[@victoriazed6679]

The "Mandalorian Affect" is how every time I go on twitter to see like cats and I get these "Hey sexy lady" Pedro Pascal Montages. Great affect- no complaints at all.

[@Lilahlovers]

I love how chad chad rarely gets new sponsors but still makes every new chAD unique

[@youyeedyourlasthaw]

thanks for gracing us with your presence on this fine thursday chad

[@person5333]

My guy it's friday

[@Moonwalker2923]

@@person5333 Crazy how time zones work.

[@youyeedyourlasthaw]

@@person5333 my guy timezones

[@Adomari]

​​@@person5333 People live in other places and sometimes the time is different.. You know that right?

[@person5333]

I know timezones exist

[@bluefeather8101]

7:00 the funniest part about that conspiracy is that it's not even a mosquito. It's a sliver birch aphid with a genetic lil splotch on it that kinda looked like a number, but it's not.

[@L0rdOfThePies]

😭 thats so funny though, mfers just out here lying to suit their batshit insane theory they dont even say what it is

[@dread_wolf2301]

That's what they want you to belive

[@ongeziwenh]

As a teletubbies lover and defender THE NOO NOO IS NOT THEIR FREAKING MOM!!

[@StormTE]

“Call me algebra because I can cancel out whatever I want” Chad Chad you are a blessing to this world

[@Nionivek]

Because no one answered this I'll do it. The reason why the doors are so "huge" was because it was the design aesthetic at the time that if a room is large that the door had to be equally large (TLDR: Because it looks good). As for the latch being so high up, so every person and their grandmother cannot simply bar the door.

[@victhehampter]

I wish people would pick up any sort of historical book or other media. Our world and its history is so interesting and if everyone learned a bit about it there would be much fewer silly conspiracies

[@JhericFury]

My favourite aspect of Conspiracy Theories is when they put really obvious clues everywhere. Like "ok, aliens have taken over earth, what next? Put our face on the money, but hidden"

[@altheaolson9100]

8:11 my favorite part about this one is that WE HAVE BEEN to the bottom of the ocean and some nice basic research could have instantly proved that lol

[@eg4374]

I’m obsessed w the idea of chef chad going to an petty field and jsut changing shirts and running around in front of a camera 😭 I typed this w one hand bc i was cooking y’all 😭😭 i had no time to fix it 😭😭

[@user-pv7vc9kp9k]

not the petty field

[@zmaj12321]

@@user-pv7vc9kp9k *an petty field

[@Chlocean]

That's not Chef Chad; Chef Chad would be running through an patty field.

[@sparrowarrow1442]

Chef Chad is actually the CEO of hello fresh and that's why they sponsored the vid.

[@cosm1cxo]

shes like the perfect youtuber to watch while u eat

[@mynameizcraigtucker]

agreed

[@iloveanimalcrossing9451]

Frfr

[@leminhjuice]

FR I’m eating as we speak

[@fllnsrph]

yess but i always end up choking 🥲

[@HanatielHawk]

was literally doing this while watching rn

[@Mathee]

I also had dark conspiracy theories about the teletubbies... when I was a toddler. No joking, the main reason why I watched and liked the teletubbies as a kid, was because my toddler brain was convinced there was this whole dark narrative unfolding

[@anonomooose]

What was the theory?

[@Mathee]

@@anonomooose I don't remember a lot of the details, 'cause it was over 2 decades ago, but I think the basic idea I had was that the teletubbies were kept captive and trying to get away from the narrator; hence why they were always hiding from them. And I think I saw Noonoo as a monster that was either a spy for the narrator or wanted to suck up the teletubbies?

[@GoddoDoggo]

@@Mathee That's not a conspiracy, you just didn't like authority figures and were afraid of vacuum cleaners, the same as every other three year old.

[@Carlos_oliveira]

@@Mathee HOLY SHIT THATS A BETTER THEORY THAN ANYONE COULD THINK OF

[@babyturkey8342]

After watching this upload I decided to watch an episode of Teletubbies just for the nostalgia....it's creepy af. I had no idea it was so creepy 😭

[@RooiRokBokkie]

11:33 this guy constantly shows up on my fyp and hes pisses me off. I dont think he really believes any of his bs, hes just baiting

[@heatheretaithaha]

he pissed me off bc he would talk about which animals were the gayest or some shit and as a lesbian, he is

[@meganclow6959]

My boyfriend was watching a youtube compilation of conspiracy tiktoks the other day, and this guy was goin off about how "humans are faking sickness. Look at birds, have you ever seen a sick bird??!! >:(" had me rollin

[@overworkedwarlock94]

That man has never been to a vet before

[@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404]

Prob bc most sick birds don’t express their sickness and die very soon 😂😢😢 Animals don’t speak, they don’t scream “I HAVE A FEVER! HELP ME!” when they’re sick. Dogs don’t do anything either, they only show few signs like not getting out of bed and a ‘whining’ howl if you try to move them (it means they’re sick or something hurts in their body). That’s all I know, I’m not a veterinarian 😅 (just read some articles cos I got a dog so I got curious lol)

[@solar0wind]

I as someone volunteering in a pigeon rescue: Yes, I have seen a lot of sick birds.

[@slag8200]

Ah, but birds aren't real! Of course they don't get sick!

[@AngelBirdo]

Everyone knows the CIA killed all the birds and replaced them with drones a hundred years ago!!! >:( /j /ref

[@liichkiing]

Actually, as someone who has lived in "Pennsylvania" for the entirety of my almost twenty year life, I can confirm that it is in fact a portal to Mars!

[@normanpeterson8744]

I am actually there right now. Or am I?

[@haleymist09]

Is that why the roads are so bad, so no one can get to the portal? 😆 (please understand I'm joking)

[@Caldella]

@haleymist09 Maybe the potholes are to let interplanetary travelers know they're getting closer to the portal.

[@side_walker_shocker]

I mean, there is a place in PA called Mars so

[@ninalima4150]

the pennsylvania chadchad fans are rising up 😭

[@kvarner6886]

The genitals line actually made me laugh out loud. You have made my day better. Thank you

[@ChillyCharles]

Can we just appreciate how good Chad is at editing multiple hers into the scene, especially when she can make objects like doors still be visible through the chair as though they are… really there… hold on… …multiple Chads? (This is a joke btw bc the episode is to do with conspiracy theories)

[@kiricappuchin]

"Call me algebra cuz I can cancel out whatever tf I want" is my new favorite quote

[@pancakes-qo6fv]

"Did you know that if you completely change the physical appearance of something, the physical appearance of that thing completely changes?" -Chad Chad, 2023

[@devoutmordexfollower5289]

I always love being pulled back into the fever dream when chad uploads

[@devoutmordexfollower5289]

@@atomdecay bro? Slow your roll

[@atomdecay]

@@devoutmordexfollower5289 Lmao bro she ain't gonna date you. No need to be a white knight.

[@devoutmordexfollower5289]

@@atomdecay I aint the one acting all horny bro. And if you think someone telling you to slow your roll as a joke is a saviour complex, you need to revaluate

[@redloona1085]

@@atomdecay "lmao bro she ain't gonna date you." -person who said "i'd let chad pull me anywhere"

[@redloona1085]

@@atomdecay saying basically "ayo" to a sexual innuendo isn't being white knight hoping to get noticed by Chad Chad lol It's just them being uncomfortable with your unsolicited flirty line to Chad Chad on their own comment section.

[@zonanimz9990]

11:55 top notch effects right there

[@3ch1dna07]

I thought that KZbin had recommended this channel but it was actually my 17 year old son who has been putting this channel on and then leaves the room and goes upstairs to watch the same thing. He wanted me to watch too but didn't want to say anything. God I love this kid!

[@saintsomnia8030]

I love dark theories about kids tv shows, especially the "all just a dream" trope, cause every time a series uses it as a canon explanation the fandom ends up hatng it

[@DefyReality-ll2cg]

Same they are always sooo out there bonkers!

[@negligible_reality]

nah those theories are always ass, and way too needlessly edgy like they were written by an emo middle schooler on wattpad. also the "it was all just a dream" trope is just lazy and uninspired writing imo.

[@slavishentity6705]

Ash is in comatose and dead and a clone.

[@slavishentity6705]

And Giovanni's son. and pokemon is just a story told by someone's mother.

[@digitmidget6973]

@@slavishentity6705 and charmander is a manifestation of his sex drive

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

Her skits are so unhinged I love them 😭

[@chocolatebar6785]

10:40 bro called noo noo a mom 💀💀

[@RawrX32009]

Noo Noo is kind of a milf tho

[@silentstormshadow2755]

I work at a hospital, and one of the attendings (basically a doctor who teaches us said) “Everyone has two things they never talk about: mental health issues and hemmeroids” And I have never forgotten it since

[@tsu4595]

The amount of effort on these skits is astounding, we love an editing maestro!🥰

[@denjis_left_nut]

Handstand sloth skit had me eating my family, it was so funny 😂

[@rejectofficial19]

no way I was literally just thinking about how I need some new chadchad content in my life and here it is. Thank you for this blessing

[@shannonkelly974]

Me literally just binging old content and I'm blessed with this

[@demoniccatcomingforyou]

The teletubbies theories r just basically slendytubbies games lmfao

[@vincenzo347]

12:21 as you can see guys, you see 4 chad chads. chad chad may have multiple clones and use each on of them for skits. and what makes it creepier is that the red one appeared out of nowhere

[@dungeaterfancam]

We already know there was a clone. I’m just disappointed Chad Chad Chad Chad didn’t tell us their clone hivemind’s full name

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

​@@dungeaterfancamIt would actually be Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad if all the clones use the double Chad. Unless this Chad Chad has two Chads because she's the second one, in which case it would be Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad Chad.

[@hauntedsunsets]

"all 5 of my senses" is so casually hilarious. what could he have POSSIBLY meant by that?

[@breezy9579]

one of the only people that consistently makes me laugh out loud, so glad when chad comes back with a new one

[@simonsanchezkumrich8489]

Ryan george is very funny too, recommend it

[@becomingpotatoes]

7:35 oh so thats what the mosquitoes in my room were telling me

[@elly9590]

her content becomes more and more unhinged with each and every upload and I'm glad to bear witness to the chaos

[@majoraz_]

I LOVE UR LUKA PFP

[@eccentricskylark]

When I was a child I had a series of horrible nightmares about the teletubbies... I made myself cry multiple times at summer camp because I was so paranoid that the camp counselor would call me to say I was getting picked up, only to see a teletubby there, ready to kill me after he'd already got my mom... Honestly should have realized I was mentally ill way earlier lol

[@RawrX32009]

Well that took an unexpected turn💀

[@carolyns4519]

I was terrified of the underground speaker things because they could pop up ANYWHERE, both outside and in the teletubbies house. I always feared that one would come out of nowhere one day and kidnap me ( somehow, given that they don't have limbs...I never thought it out).

[@CRClem]

I was eating cold burnt-on-the-top and raw-on-the-bottom DiGiornos pizza in the entirely dark kitchen when that joke about the conspira-seas came up and I started choking violently. thank you for the content Chad Chad

[@sarahgeronimo4440]

In the future you could put the pizza in the middle of the oven and directly on the rack so it’ll cook more evenly ☺️ it’s happened to me before especially with thick crust pizza

[@CRClem]

@@sarahgeronimo4440 I sincerely appreciate it and will do that next time!

[@NikkiWiki]

8:30 As a Pennsylvanian, I can confirm for Chad Chad that there is a space portal in the middle of our state

[@absolutelynotellen]

Looking at the title, i suddenly remembered the way i used to have an obsession/phase over conspiracy theories LMAOO most of them involving hollywood celebrities 🤣😭

[@localobug3034]

I saw a tiktok where jim Carry was joking about the illuminati, and I scrolled down to the comments, and it was FILLED with weirdo theorists who thought he was being for real.

[@elevensloosehair]

Aaah Shane dawson

[@benny_boop]

@@localobug3034 did you see that they think him and that Tik Tok girl who looks like him are the same person? Lol

[@bojuu]

​​@@localobug3034 thats honestly one of those experiences that are so weird and... uncomfortable? i hate it so much. not even just limited to conspiracies here, generally just discovering a new 'corner of the internet' thats filled with completely different people. just recently i came across a channel here on youtube that was filled with incels that were praising andrew tate as if he was their actual god in the comments, and at first i thought we were joking until i scrolled through other videos of that channel and realized that they were all genuinely being fr. i dont even know why youtube recommended me all that and how i even got there. kind of scary and just really unbelievable ngl

[@localobug3034]

@fish Yeah, Anndrew Tate has a whole army of fans who follow him. It actually scares me. The good thing is, most of his fans are like 13.

[@will_ow96]

first chadchad video i ever watched was nearly 2 years ago and i subscribed purely out of guilt when she said “thank you for subscribing” and i haven’t regretted it a single time since 💀♥️

[@fionafrog7687]

As a native Pennsylvaniaian i can confirm that we are all secretly building a portal to another planet.

[@sierrasok]

as another native pennsylvanian i concur

[@bluubaee]

Also a Pennsylvaniaian and this very much true

[@devilstoothmushroom]

yes and it resides in the town of intercourse

[@alexz4752]

As an Ohioan, can confirm as well. They're trying to move Pennsylvania as far from Ohio as possible, and honestly, I don't blame them.

[@fionafrog7687]

@@devilstoothmushroom funny story a person in my orchestra had a shirt that said "I love Intercourse" and in tiny letters said Pa at the bottom. He went the whole day without getting dresscoded 😅

[@AverageSundayLiker]

How to write a fantasy setting: 1- Go to tiktok 2- Find a conspiracy 3- Done

[@mythcat1273]

10:00 Wait until this guy finds out about twins

[@CandleTheif]

these skits are top tier, thank you for taking the time to do all that for a teletubby joke 😂

[@Layne356]

Chad Chad is like the ADHD equivalent of Kurtis Conner

[@Vxlant]

shes literally danny gonzalez wdym?

[@neiquu_2009]

@@Vxlant she's the female danny gonzalez who kidnapped bad bad chad chad

[@bigl1204]

The feminine Daniel Gregzalez

[@kimt1776]

Dont be dumb. Chad Chad is 1,000,000 times better.

[@liserxsarah]

Isn't Kurtis Conner already the ADHD equivalent to Kurtis Conner? 🤔:D

[@20doll]

10:43 How is it a conspiracy theory if it's... fiction? Girlie just discovered what headcanons are

[@nothankyouplease226]

My mom's been real into conspiracy theories lately. She thinks everyone (and I mean literally EVERYONE) is a devil worshipping baby killer pedophile. She's stopped listening to music and I can't even talk about movies because she'll be like "they're probably devil worshipping baby killers. They all are." 💀 Guys I'm becoming the waterboy

[@ghostlyhousehorrors]

Lmao rip my dude.

[@RobotronSage]

Well hollywood and the music industry have been doing their best to portray that image both overtly and subvertly so it's not really surprising that people are turning away from all the pentagram and satanic ritual media stuff. Also it's incredibly naieve to ignore that child sex trafficking has been confirmed within the hollywood circles. People were calling Epstein island a ''crazy conspiwacy theowy'' until the news confirmed it as truth.... Anyway well over 50% of these comments are bots anyway so idk who i'm wasting my time for rn.

[@ghostlyfae8721]

Oh gawd same :( My dad has always been into conspiracy theories and strange/dangerous ideologies, but as of late, my mom has been consuming this stuff up. My parents' beliefs have been warped by these paranoia-instilled theories and have slowly become nazi apologists (my mom, in a conversation with my dad, was excusing book burnings by the nazis because she thought it held pedophilic rhetoric). It's truly disgusting, and I try to show her I oppose this ideology, but she just dismisses what I have to say.

[@princegobi5992]

It’s seriously disturbing as hell this trend in those not very media literate, older people, falling deeper and deeper in to reactionary and superstitious conspiracies. The damage it’s doing won’t be measured for a long time

[@negligible_reality]

all of y'all whose parents are falling down into the extremist conspiracy rabbit hole need to run for the hills as soon as you possibly can. my dad fell down the same rabbit hole a few years ago and relentlessly tried to indoctrinate me as well. my life became a living nightmare until i managed to move out of my parents house and get my own place.

[@akun0]

6:42 MAN THAT JUMPSCARED ME AND MADE ME LAUGH FOR LIKE AN WHOLE MINUTE 😭

[@Delicate_Disaster]

Literally laying on my bathroom floor waiting for my doctors to tell me if I need an er, but also listening to Chad Chad to distact myself. Good timing Chad Chad.

[@harmony2846]

God are you ok?

[@christinajackson6309]

I hope everything is okay.

[@marissamendoza8128]

Praying for you babe I hope all goes well 🙏❤️

[@Delicioushashbrowns]

Hope you’re doing okay ❤️

[@MiqelDotCom]

It's just hemorrhoids, apparently we ALL have them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Coolguy69787]

4:24 ah yes my favorite conspiracy theory. Final fantasy seven

[@JustKelso1993]

Lmao exactly what I thought of too, the man just described the damn weapons😂

[@Meg_pie]

While the Teletubbies was creepy, the scariest part about it was how many children ended up with speech problems because of it.

[@chunckled3038]

Man children?

[@SheepUndefined]

@@chunckled3038 Think they meant many

[@Meg_pie]

@@chunckled3038 This is why we proof read haha

[@chunckled3038]

@Megpie Lol, but also wild to hear that teletubbies caused speech problems.

[@morganorwhatever]

I read that the baby talk on the show encouraged kids to keep mispronouncing words rather than learn their actual pronunciation

[@darkwlf5798]

12:29 rare footage of Chad Chad and her multiple clones! This is reverse psychology right there!

[@luxuscarnage4828]

The worst part of these ridiculous conspiracy theories is that corruption does exist and powerful people do awful things for real. These "conspiracy theorists" make it difficult to reveal truly bad behavior and real nefarious plans. Plus it's disrespectful to the victims of actual conspiracies. Edit: Someone needs to send Wendigoon the videos about doors for giants.

[@Nionivek]

One of my favorite videos is basically a list of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories... that ended up being true. GOODNESS has the US Government gotten into some shady stuff.

[@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404]

@@Nionivekfunny you think it hasn’t 😂 if there’s any country that has gotten into some weird stuff but not obvious , it’s USA. We always jump to Russia and China cos well… we all know why, but everybody forget that USA isn’t so innocent either 😅

[@Nionivek]

@@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 What makes the USA unique is that for the most part they don't hide what they do. if the MI6 toppled a government we wouldn't know.

[@Taylor-bw4zg]

1:06 Hey chad chad u were actually spot on about the red skies comment! at least in new england and canada lol

[@stan_lego_eda]

chad chad predicted the future

[@mogehko7038]

i always find the children's show/cartoon theories really funny, there's all these in-depth creepy theories to explain certain things in the show but in reality it all just boils down to silly cartoon logic

[@lol-lb5pm]

7:56 i have talked to the blonde women personally, and bought a past life reading from her. i was 16 and in psychosis and she told me i was princess leia in a past life. i have never watched star wars. it was my birthday present, (about 110$) but she didn’t charge us because i was a kid. at the time i believed some crazy things and i was still so confused. a little fun note she thinks she is lucifer and her friend is archangel micheal and that they solved the war between heaven and hell

[@olivialodh6156]

someone get her some meds 😭

[@lol-lb5pm]

@@olivialodh6156 seriously i hoped kat was doing better by now but that video seemed recent

[@olivialodh6156]

@@lol-lb5pm yeah all jokes aside i hope she finds the help she needs

[@lol-lb5pm]

@@olivialodh6156 me too

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Oh god im just glad she didnt take any money from you for that shit, you were in a very vaunrablr position

[@RoseyVamp]

Let’s all acknowledge the fact that the skits are always the best part of these videos. And that’s not a conspiracy

[@Ray4938]

Maybe the real conspiracies were the friends we made along the way.

[@mintycookie5420]

@@MikoMoko-p My little pony.. FREENNNNNNNSSSSS

[@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404]

Sooooo… the friends we made along the way weren’t actually our friends?!

[@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404]

@@mintycookie5420o god.

[@negligible_reality]

@@letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 nope, they were actually shape-shifting reptoids all along!!! 😱💀