TikTok Knows Nothing about Girls

[@myomakesart]

"The reason girls take so long in the shower is because they have a whole routine in there" Can confirm, they are practicing for standup comedy

[@RasmusVJS]

Impossible! As a man (I think) I've been made firmly aware that women have no capacity for being entertaining, so this must be deceit! Though I'm uncertain, since I don't have the female instinct for knowing if people are lying.

[@like_grrra]

or thinking of comebacks in a hypothetical argument

[@menacingbutter1109]

Lmao, thats a good one XD

[@josiemills8869]

Actually I prefer to do a whole gymnastics routine in the shower, flips included. I have a beam and uneven bars just for the shower but it’s invisible to anyone who isn’t a woman. I guess im just not like other girls /s

[@myomakesart]

@@josiemills8869 So glad that this is possible because of the innate female ability to not slip and fall in the shower

[@tinaaa_]

It's crazy to think that these "girl facts" have been circulating for so many years, I'm 23 now but I remember being 11 and seeing this shit on the early versions of insta or tumblr 😭 the girl facts will forever haunt me

[@worm2976]

I was going to comment on how long ago it must've been for you, because omg you're 23! Then I remembered.....I'm 24

[@blue-dabad33]

no because I was literally about to comment the exact same thing lmaoo. and the fact that I took them so seriously too

[@worm2976]

@Sine Nomine omg can u be my new grandparent? do u remember the dinosaurs? ❤

[@riles_doodles]

JustGirlyThings from Tumblr will forever be burned into my mind.

[@feykingjulian]

I'm 26 and definitely saw these on MySpace and old Facebook

[@casrrole]

”they take so long to shower because girls have a whole routine in there” is an odd way of saying girls use soap

[@rionka]

And shampoo and razor and conditioner. Why so complicated they don't make sense also why use all this water. Lol.

[@rionka]

(joking, I'm just in a shower now)

[@gandalainsley6467]

For a whole hour?

[@Asaspecimenyesimextraoddinary]

@@gandalainsley6467 I’ve just stood under the shower head with scolding water for a good hour cause it feels good. So yes, an hour is sufficient.

[@phoenixgirl70]

There’s so many girls who’ve been shamed into thinking they should be hairless except on their heads. It breaks my heart. If someone wants to for themselves, I have no problem with that but as a child my niece watched Vine and that’s the message she got. Some assh*le Nash something she was in looove with was the worst with women’s body hair calling it disgusting, gross, unclean. She’s naturally blonde. She’s letting her arm hair grow back. It’s ok right now cause it’s cold. Summer we hope. I wonder what young children are learning from tic tok? 😖

[@Ravenclera]

Guys, here's a ground breaking girls fact.... Every girl is actually different from each other.... it's utterly shocking, I know

[@lillym36]

WoAh really!!???!

[@Ravenclera]

@@lillym36 IKR??!!!?? Absolutely shocking

[@Froggo11]

Omg I thought we were all clones of each other like office Jenny and nurse Joy! My whole life is lie

[@PunkRatSoda]

omg no way i cant believe t his

[@John34bruh]

🤯🤯🤯🤯⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@TinyGhosty]

"When a doctor gives you a gun with your prescription don't question it, this is so you can rob the whole pharmacy." Very important medical fact, Chad Chad. Thank you for sharing.

[@williamtruman3862]

“I’m here to pick up my prescription….. and ALL THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER!” Lol

[@GUNSFORTOES]

im honestly considering it as a yearbook quote

[@sillykitti_]

thanks for the fact i’ll use it next time ☺️

[@meowbahhyt]

Chad Chad is cringe they should just never get on that substance easy lol meow 😺

[@GUNSFORTOES]

@@meowbahhyt i will literally eat your family shut up

[@adlenwiley]

As an Abby I’ve never felt more represented than by being called a stinky, toenail chewing, h0e 🥰

[@mcwjes]

Good for you, Abby! Own it!

[@likeadino8580]

Embrace your fellow stinky toenail chewing self!

[@SakshiSingh-zf5ls]

Not H0E, that hurts, just slutty stinky toenail chewing Abby!!

[@abbycross90210]

Word.

[@Avery_0nline]

100% fact right here

[@Deemee-ed]

if she pulls out her pepper spray, she's just shy 😚 if she tells you "I'm gonna use it" or "Don't come any closer", she wants a hug 🥺 if she sprays you, she's testing you to see how strong and sensible you are 🤧 if she starts running, she wants you to follow her (she's taking you to her house!!) 😍 Pro tip: laugh while doing these so that she sees you have a sense of humor!

[@gaydisappointment362]

I did and now im being sued

[@Deemee-ed]

@@gaydisappointment362 she's checking how brave you truly are

[@Xx_DoctorSex_xX]

im in prison what do i do

[@Deemee-ed]

@@Xx_DoctorSex_xX escape to prove her you're scared of nothing

[@androidgamingking630]

@@Deemee-ed and now i am dead

[@ThomasHermJr]

Heavily shocked I haven't seen the "the clitoris is at a completely different spot on every woman" line. I'm unsure if that means we've progressed to the point where men understand that it's wrong, or regressed to the point that men don't even know what it is, but we have definitely gressed.

[@Robert_Hooke]

I never understood the Guys that say: "ooh, the clit isn't reeaall" Like what? It's literally the biggest Thing there?

[@Maric18]

i think thats just a game of telephone from "some girls have it more hooded than others and also some prefer more direct and some more indirect stimulation"

[@lizoliver3021]

maybe theyve gressed horizontally, they just assume it's true without having to write it down

[@fahkyew7776]

most of these "facts" have to be made up by teenagers or something, right? because, like, as a man, i hope i have it pretty much figured out by now, lmao. but if i ever have an encounter with a woman whose clitoris is on her ankle or something, i'll admit i'm wrong. but it goes without saying that there are guys dumb enough to believe it, unfortunately

[@SoniasWay]

I’m glad Chad Chad is teaching facts about girls. As a girl I feel understood now

[@meowbahhyt]

Chad Chad is teaching you how to be a ❄️ you should be watching me to be greater lol meow 😺

[@maxlane9647]

@Meowbahh I bet you can’t spell snowflake so that’s why you put that emoji you may think you’re better but Chad Chad is wayyyy better

[@Quinn_ischill]

Ikr, Chad chad explained a lot to ne

[@ia490]

@@meowbahhyt cringe

[@auntiem0thman]

@@meowbahhyt please go make a Clorox smoothie, it'll help with your little spam issue

[@ash_tray]

“I’m a girl” reminded me of an actual argument I had in a comments section a few months ago where this dude was CONVINCED you were a man. He said, “HIS NAME IS CHAD!” I said dude, she literally whispers “not really” after she says “I’m Chad Chad”. He did not believe me. He refused to watch a video to prove it. That person is allowed to most likely drive, vote, and have kids.

[@andrewjacquot6086]

Excuse me, uhm, what was he on?

[@anarchyneverdies3567]

OMG 😂😂😂😂 he had to be trolling. I love her (not really) name

[@ash_tray]

@@anarchyneverdies3567 dude I thought he was trolling too! But he was serious and genuinely angry with me

[@ash_tray]

@@andrewjacquot6086 idk but whatever it is I need some of it

[@meowbahhyt]

Chad Chad is cringe she is the one you should worry about lol meow 😺

[@sugarpapaelmo2004]

As part of the female fandom, I will say that I thoroughly enjoy being tied up, thrown into the back of a van, threatened, going to another country, changing my identity, and falling madly in love with my kidnapper as they open up and tell me that they’re the secret love child of a rich ceo

[@wisso0]

LMFAO FEMALE FANDOM I LOVE THAT

[@DarkNocta]

Really? *smacks lips* *plays with fingers* *bluxhes* um erm whats yo *starts to twirl around and have a seizure* insta??? *gasp*

[@wehndygo]

i, too, am a long-time member of the *female fandom*

[@karinaakrap9443]

THE FEMALE FANDOM PFF

[@Watch_Me_Slow_Burn.]

i can feel the fan fiction radiating off this comment

[@Anaea]

as an autistic person who is female, the fact that the girl code tiktok exists and people probably believe it is terrifying to me. im not the best with speaking, but i mean what i say when i can find the words, and when i dont say anything at all, im just. dont wanna talk

[@heloisaalvesrocha]

Me too, fellow autistic female partner.

[@yrmomther]

I know like, nothing I say has an ulterior motive if I wanted to insinuate something, I would have said it 😭

[@Annabeth_Chase14]

Not autistic but same

[@budgetincrease]

oh my goodness yes!! I'm autistic and sometimes people think that I'm being sarcastic or snarky when I'm just trying to say what I mean. Not everything has some multi-layered hidden meaning 😭

[@zubetp]

if it makes you feel any better, by adulthood most of these people have realized all that is nonsense; and the ones who haven't are not on your enrichment team. normies with no patience for autism are insufferable no matter where we fall on the spectrum.

[@IrishIris]

Guys, here are some tips for talking to girls, like real ones. - If she says “why are you in my house?” She’s so attracted to you. - if she’s screaming running away from you, she’s probably just scared to talk to you. -When she says “I have a boyfriend” or “im gay” that means she’s in love with you. Hope this helps!

[@livid7447]

thnx so much!

[@TuhinaSaysHi]

No way!! This is soo helpful! I’m going to try them once I escape jail 😊

[@nancypullen8919]

Those are 100% untrue.

[@nancypullen8919]

Maybe getting somewhere, but not exactly

[@meowbahhyt]

Chad Chad is cringe most men don't act like this lol meow 😺

[@johnnymo4000]

Girl facts I've learn from my daughters over the years are -Feed -Kill bug -Lift heavy thing -Candy -Pick them up often just to sit them back down. -Use entire bathroom for shower - Play that one game when you lay down and they repeatedly jump on your internal and external organs while laughing.

[@taytay64844]

THE LAST ONE LMFOA

[@like_grrra]

lmao as a daughter, this is so accurate. you seem like a good parent!!

[@cageybee1154]

The "Hop on Pop" move is a classic.

[@Cherrykins]

miss my dad

[@johnnymo4000]

@@Cherrykins I hope that his memory can bring you more joy than pain. I'm sorry I'm not good with "feelings" so instead I'll have a drink to him, Skal!

[@Bluebear]

" If a doctor smiles at you it means one of two things: You're perfectly healthy or you have three weeks to live" :') Thank you for this fact Chad Chad. I will make sure to never go to a doctor so I don't have to play 'Doctor Smile Roulette' :D

[@koyufishh]

why do i love this comment so much huh

[@Bluebear]

@@koyufishh haha xD I'm glad you do too ;P

[@lilyetwillow]

Oml it’s probably gonna be the latter

[@meganbarhorst5272]

Go to the doctor stinky so they never smile at you. Modern problems require modern solutions

[@Bluebear]

@@meganbarhorst5272 I think you might be on to something!

[@swagromancer]

9:50 was obviously written by a neck romancer.

[@breadbird]

take my like and get out of here

[@wwandmitski]

good one lmao

[@salem-01]

Chad Chad has graced us with their presence once more

[@ieatpaper.]

Damn 102 likes in only 9 minutes?!!?

[@natrosenquist]

@@ieatpaper. Which paper has the best flavor? Mulberry?

[@Hons3stly.Jimenaa]

Agreed

[@sillykitti_]

@@natrosenquistwatercolor

[@charcoal5495]

Tire

[@dangernoodle3441]

as a male i feel more than qualified to say that all these facts are true and real edit: im a trans girl now lol. Happy Pride Month! :)

[@jungoshreds]

im glad you that way because as a female i cannot prove or disprove any of these on account of my brain being far inferior

[@kctoygacha5069]

Thank god, I am a girl so I was cuestioning if these facts were true or not

[@sugasweet435]

@@kctoygacha5069 am I a girl? I’m not too sure 🧐

[@k.poe.edwards_836]

Oh thank god you could confirm that for me😂

[@eugenekrabs6400]

As a crab I can attest this is really true. Trust me, I’m a crab.

[@meicottonsoul]

im so happy to see Chad's cat, even happier than to see Chad herself

[@meowbahhyt]

My cat is better than hers and her channel is cringe lol meow 😺

[@williamtruman3862]

I’m HIGHLY considering getting a cat and this is feeding into the idea lol

[@drooooop]

Somehow I knew Chad Chad had a cat even though this is my first time seeing him

[@shoe777]

@@williamtruman3862 GET. CAT. I DONT HAVE ONE BUT GET ONE.

[@yuixan763]

@@williamtruman3862 IF YOU ARE GETTING A CAT, GET TWO SO THEY DONT GET LONELY. Also it’s so funny to watch them play with each other

[@gravyburner4405]

As someone with depression, I can confirm that we (yes, all of us depression people) have lost a year and a half's worth of memories, specifically from the years 2014 and 2015

[@AdamOfIngolstadt]

"Girls who only respond in one minute... aren't girls." sounds like one of those shitty AI one sentence horror stories

[@testedcatgaming7714]

LMAO, it does XD

[@Alyrulz421]

Side note; where did the “girls blocking people/their significant other when they’re mad” thing even come from? I’ve literally only ever blocked someone on social media if they were a creep or an opp or a nosy ex. Anything else is just petty.

[@sallijunttila3006]

it's not really petty, some people just need to do that to not go back to looking at old photos or messages that make it harder to move on. I've gone through this and it IS because of my insecurities and codependency issues that I'm working on, but yeah, people do it, it doesn't have anything to do w my gender tho.

[@blubberingbuffoons]

u should block anyone you want out of your live no one is privvy to your time if they're disrespecting u

[@ochuspin]

Its interpreted as some sort of “they’re just playing hard to get” nonsense that in reality it means “leave me alone”

[@bronchh]

Your own experience is obviously valid, but some girls (like me!!) do, in fact, block people because of their own feelings, and that's something harmless that should be encouraged if you yourself know you're gonna feel bad if you keep seeing the person (even if it's just for a short period of time).

[@sallijunttila3006]

@@bronchh I feel like it's just a difference in the circumstance, blocking someone cause they're making you feel uncomfortable, or they did something horrible is obviously valid, but if you were in a relationship, usually after people break up, people stop being friends (ie. block each other) because it hurts and there's still complicated feelings of loving them but not being together anymore, idk, idk how people can hate someone they've loved before, unless they do something horrible, which if you were with a good person, usually isn't the case :')

[@Juju_Miner]

"Girls can't do math because it makes hair grow from their armpits" almost made me do a spit take.

[@laneyyyyyyyyy]

explains why i have armpit hair. i should have never started arithmetic.

[@cniknik9863]

Funny enough, that thought process was actually very popular back in the days when education wasn't seen as necessary, especially for girls. The idea that the more a woman reads books that weren't cookbooks and the relating to home making, the more masculine she will become.

[@sejalb725]

@@cniknik9863 wtf

[@quandaredevil]

@@cniknik9863 yep, and to expand upon that, it was also rooted in racism, because they would warn women that if they did certain things or didn't shave etc, they would end up developing ethnic features. and they pushed this idea that black women were super strong and masculine, so white women had to be the opposite to be superior to them. it was terrible.

[@Gabbygrrl]

I always knew math was bad! 😠

[@OfficiallySnek]

If someone waked up to me and said that I have the most beautiful set of kneecaps and that they would look great in their collection, I think I would immediately invite them on a date

[@aerobiesizer3968]

waked up to me

[@farquad4443]

Thank you Chad Chad for shedding some light on the serious doubloon economy crisis!

[@meowbahhyt]

Chad Chad without makeup be like lol meow 😺

[@Lara-vo6rp]

do you know... *the muffin man?*

[@MLiskindagay]

@Luna Delaney that’s cursed

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

the depression thing is partially true, but it's true for all genders. Some research points to depression affecting short-term memory, but it doesn't just wipe out chunks of your memory amnesia-style. I remember reading something from a researcher trying to study the phenomenon, and their research kept getting interrupted by of the number of people who would forget to come to the scheduled memory tests

[@pflanzenmuddi2019]

As someone with ADHD and depression, my memory is basically nonexistent - except for the most useless, unhinged facts and muscle memory

[@taytakesthedub]

@@pflanzenmuddi2019 i dont have either but same i only remember weird ass things but not my childhood??

[@harry_ord]

Not really it's such a broad statement it's becomes meaningless. Depression effects memory retion and recolection but it's not like a woman has a short depressive episode and just forgets everything that happened in those 72 days (contiguous days, random days, days leading up to it, first memories?)

[@primalseraphim]

@@pflanzenmuddi2019 can i hear some unhinged facts

[@blinkeuisaswiftie8397]

Depression does affect your memory (cos it damages your hippocampus which helps with learning and memory) but how long of memory can be affected is dependent on the type of depression you have. For example, i had persistent depressive disorder (mild symptoms for Atleast 2 years) and i forgot almost everything that happened in my past and all i remember was the depression symptoms.

[@justdroppingthings]

When they said "she doesn't hate you, she's trying to move on" I can actually respect that. She probably hates you but even if you can't accept that she hates you, take it as though she is just moving on and leave her alone forever and subsequently do better

[@evelynsahoe8896]

Yea idk if it's just me but I've had a lot of break ups end cause of distance or just life no fault of either of us. And I have blocked all those people but I don't hate them at all, I still love and wish them the best in life. I'm just a jealous bitch and couldn't stomach seeing them with someone else LMAO

[@sallijunttila3006]

@@evelynsahoe8896 FR I relate to this so much LMAO

[@helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78]

And you might not do better than her but comparisons will keep you upset.

[@pprraapparra]

Honestly, it happened to me once. I want to block every contact because I think it will help me to move on and I don't exactly hate my ex. But I am sure we all can agree that every person may have their own reason to do things so listing it as a cheat code to decipher "women" is a bit silly.

[@KiraJ-ru7ll]

7:21 this is oddly specific 💀

[@caseyharwick8455]

As an intersex person who has been shamed for not using menstrual cups, I appreciate hearing the addition of “if you can use them.” People who can’t use these products are often forgotten in conversations about sustainability. Thank you for being inclusive!

[@CharlieApples]

There’s nothing worse than people who shame people for not using their preferred menstrual product. My aunt told me I shouldn’t use tampons because I would lose my virginity. Everyone should just stfu with their judgements

[@PeppySteps]

Ugh people really feel so entitle to a person's body huh? We can't do anything without somebody giving us their stupid opinion which we never asked for!!

[@witchymary5246]

@@CharlieApples I literally had some "friends" who shamed me for wearing pads bc they're "gross" even after I explained to them that I can't use Tampons bc they worsen my cramps. That was when I was 18 and those friends 23 and 29 years old...

[@Nurtherwen]

I love that we have these sustainable options now and I actually own some made by this brand. But I still buy a few regular period products for trips or to keep in my purse for emergencies. And if some women who can and love using these products do use them we are still making a good impact on the environmental waste. Everyone should be allowed to use what they prefer but I'm glad feminine hygiene products keep evolving and new ones being invented.

[@caseyharwick8455]

Thinx makes great washable period underwear, which is what I use, and before finding that company I kinda assumed there were no sustainable options for me

[@jessedke]

I'm glad Chad Chad is here to teach me what girls are, I thought only guys existed

[@meowbahhyt]

Chad Chad acting like Family Life in school doesn't exist is cringe her takes are so cringe

[@auntiem0thman]

@@meowbahhyt not as cringe as spamming a comment section

[@lemonyellow2341]

@@meowbahhyt why you do this, it ain't funny

[@williamtruman3862]

Women are a construct…. It’s Adam & Steve…. Not Adam & Eve lmfao jk obviously 😂

[@jessedke]

@@williamtruman3862 that's what I'm saying, when did women become a thing

[@Moon-xf2cl]

dealing with the absolute worse case of gastroenteritis, but Chad Chad is getting me through it.

[@Lara-vo6rp]

just stop being gastoetetris and you'll be alright

[@banafanafofana6914]

No more upsetti your gastretti in the name of all good things Jokes aside i hope you get better 🙏

[@meowbahhyt]

Chad is boring like paint drying lol meow 😺 also who needed to hear that?

[@delmon.mp4]

well you know what they say, hot girls have stomach issues

[@TheOutsideLife9]

@@meowbahhyt Meowbahh is cringe 0/10 shitty content waste of space

[@C1trusM1lk]

I love how everytime chad chad says “a twinge of cringe” she just collectively sounds more and more done with the world

[@shivyadra2365]

thank you for mentioning menstrual cups are a great thing if you’re ABLE to use them. it’s sometimes alienating when people act like penetrative menstrual products should work for everyone so i really appreciate the small clarification

[@timmyuniboi2050]

I'm just going to pretend to know what you're talking about and sit in back with my thumbs up.

[@itsyourmumsgf]

​@@timmyuniboi2050 they mean that sometimes peoples anatomy can simply mean it's uncomfortable or difficult to use certain methods for example for intersex people

[@annnee6818]

​@@itsyourmumsgf Not just that but the shape of the vagina makes a difference too some lose the cups up there. For me it's a godsend, I'll never use anything else again

[@-._.-KRiS-._.-]

@@timmyuniboi2050 You're not supposed to put your thumbs up there to block the flow. They tire too quickly.

[@thesilliestsilly]

@@-._.-KRiS-._.- i have to say that this is news to me

[@FireRose720]

Boys calling out girls for "having a whole routine" in the shower really speaks volumes to their hygiene habits and explains A LOT

[@sindelscat9336]

Do you actually listen to what some of those boys are saying, or do you cherry pick?

[@Anything_atall]

@@sindelscat9336 we've got one lol

[@soberserotonin1850]

I thought I was a man, but I have a routine when I shower. I guess I’m a girl after all :/

[@Someone-sq8im]

I think they mean that girls take forever

[@me2917]

@@Someone-sq8imyeah but the “taking long” is just washing your body, hair, and shaving so it makes it seem like guys aren’t doing any of that at least thoroughly enough

[@Mar-uc7kk]

"if she texts back fast... she is not a girl" understood.

[@mysticreaper896]

Me who texts back fast: “I’m non binary I guess” (No hate or offense to non binary people)

[@atrixcanada7204]

I reply within the next 48 seconds of Caleb sending "How was your day" Suddenly something appears at my door, a dark figure who slowly approaches me and rips the girl gender from my body. I plead for it back and say "why are you doing this!?" The figure only points to the screen. As it flips to *Sent 1 minute ago * and it vanishes

[@natashalawely2900]

man that woulda helped me figure some things out way sooner in life lol

[@FocusedFighter777]

....do these guys think this for real...? From "girls cant read" to t h i s? And WE are the ones with brain damage......

[@tr1ppinghazard]

3:56, oh yeah i definitely didn't block my ex-best friend on everything because he was manipulative, brung me down, vented w/o permission, argues with me over the tiniest things, threatened to block me all the time, and only talked to me when he was bored. just to move on

[@flyLikeAPhoenixx]

Wow dude… I hope your crazy ex never contacts you again and that you’ve healed/are healing

[@tr1ppinghazard]

@@flyLikeAPhoenixx yeah i've been healed! jasper was an asshole but i was the one that stopped being his friend lmao, kinda js got sick of his bs

[@flyLikeAPhoenixx]

@@tr1ppinghazard well fuck jasper and his bs! You deserve better, girl!

[@tr1ppinghazard]

@@flyLikeAPhoenixx wait i think you read it wrong 😭i said ex-best friend, but the point still stands -- also TYSM GIRLIEE

[@flyLikeAPhoenixx]

@@tr1ppinghazard oh fu- 💀😭 That explains why I’m not in advanced English. 😭😭😭 Yw Girl

[@AkimboJV]

TikTok proves that brainwashing is very easy

[@hitto8863]

You have being brainwashed by channels like this what the irony

[@AkimboJV]

@@hitto8863 I didn't even watch the video tbh. Did I strike a nerve?

[@NotxbossThexbot]

I wouldnt call it brain washing, id call it "addicting and taking advantage of the insanely stupid"

[@q4yv]

yeah all you need is anything even remotely considered consumable and make it look different!! /j

[@scepticalhyenas5750]

9:56 _"i cant tell if this was written by a vampire or a pilgrim"_ Neither! Greater sage-grouse.

[@adrienneczerni6516]

I was not expecting this high tier Ornithology content in the Chadchad comments section but I am happy to see it

[@pillemisbruget]

6:40 guy is my ex, his name is josh and he’s very misogynistic and manipulative. i laughed so hard when i saw him in here 😭

[@balala5430]

its always the joshs 😭

[@anukriti7511]

damn im so sorry for ur loss 😔 sure was a keeper, that one.

[@kay3982]

Did you lose that good man cuz of your toxic single friends? 🤔 lol

[@breadbird]

holy crap thats next level “i know that guy” but soon itll be “i knew that guy”

[@someguy1894]

npc name acted like a npc name checked out

[@ASecretWriter]

100% true girl facts: If she threatens to get get arrested, she wants a kiss If she tries to run away from you, she’s just playing around. If she says she never wants to see you again, she loves you and never wants to let you leave. If she tries shove you off of her or something, she wants a hug If you kidnap her and she scream of anything, she’s having the time of her life.

[@Anna-wo9gb]

As a woman, it’s great to have these girl facts to remind me how to be

[@haseuI]

I'm happy that someone is finally talking about these issues, my ovaries turned to raisins and no one is spreading awarness thank you Chad Chad !!

[@Ash-gk8jp]

Fun fact: marinating raisins in grape juice turns them into grapes again. This probably won't work for you, but at least you can officially consider yourself a Grapelord.

[@juliabohemian]

Props for using the term Venomous Scarves instead of Poisonous Scarves. Remember, if a scarf bites you and you die, the scarf is venomous. If YOU bite a scarf and die, THEN the scarf is poisonous.

[@laneyyyyyyyyy]

everything makes sense now

[@ILIKEOTTERS]

And if you bite a scarf in public, your "scaring the children" and "please, that's the only thing may grandma left me"

[@skwidgril8171]

And if you moan when the scarf wraps too tight around your neck, you are poisonous to society

[@Miss_Akashiya]

Whenever I see this I am just glad both venomous and poisonous are just "giftig" in German. Both the same. No confusion 😂

[@fellhalcyon]

and if you bite each other and neither of you die, that's kinky. and if you bite each other and you BOTH die, then no children by the mountain goats

[@alicenightbird4316]

Ok but why is your since of humour like IDENTICAL to mine...I...I *UGLY* laughed at 11pm sipping tea and scared the hell out of my goddamn cat.

[@periwink7932]

8:32 Ah yes the 3 genders Male, Female, and Angel

[@yeatxte]

As a non-binary with Angel as my legal name I can confirm

[@nexxgenesis]

proud to be angel

[@KellyBeeSan]

​@@yeatxteAnyone name Angel just sounds lovable or badass in my opinion...

[@Moostelle]

i've been out as a trans girl since 2020 and i've been really confused about what to do, so i'm really glad someone is here to share all these helpful and true facts 👍

[@worm2976]

Omgeeee welcome to the girl squad make sure you never forget our secret texting code okayyyy? /j

[@user-hf8hw8ff4v]

remember not to text too fast or you may have to come out as an angel next xx

[@yurri-homare]

make sure you expose your neck in a subtle way for a quick snack for the vampires

[@gabrielandriel8960]

They say leaning is half the battle

[@sanxxxx]

If you’re a girl how are you confused about what girls do? How are you a girl then?

[@GayKen-wn8zs]

8:18 this actually hurt because I’m from Poland and that book is written by a polish woman… on the other hand the actress that played the lead role spoke up recently that after all those years this movie was horrible and if she could turn back time she wouldn’t have played in it

[@oddlong2418]

You know it’s a good day when Chad Chad uploads

[@Finnscribles]

FOR REAL

[@ak4l145]

FRRR

[@ieatpaper.]

FRRRRR

[@charcoal5495]

FRRRRRRRR

[@Quinn_ischill]

FRRRR

[@Strawberry75402]

5:50 That's very true, every girl cheats. I can confirm this by admitting that I did in fact cheat in uno yesterday.

[@miwunni]

you got me in the first half

[@breadbird]

i may not be a girl but i did cheat in go fish once

[@0ca17]

I mean anyone who goes to TikTok for girl advice is just natural selection at that point 💀

[@PikachuYoshiPines164]

What a great time to get an ad: “10 things women notice first: -Eyes -Smile” “BLEEDING GUMS”

[@urrrsa]

"most girls lose a good man because of a toxic single friends advice" that single friend 100% helped them dodge a bullet

[@icedoatcoffee]

7:49 Ah yes, a calming and not at all creepy path where women would not be paranoid of being assaulted.

[@cjanthony9806]

I used to date a girl who sent me a "key" that included things she would text and what they actually meant. She got quite upset when I asked her why she couldn't just say how she felt because it wasn't "that easy"

[@cjanthony9806]

@Sine Nomine maybe you're right tho. Idk. There was some other things that were off so could be. I made a comment about how pink hair is cute and she told everyone i was a bad person and haven't heard from her since. Now that i think about it, definitely not normal behavior so she prolly has some stuff she needs to work through

[@yoot3008]

@@cjanthony9806 yeah dude idk why anyone would act like that. good thing you ended the relationship though

[@GoddoDoggo]

I also used to do that, the "key" was to remove the "ay" from the end of the word and move the last letter to the front of the word, and if you couldn't figure out the secret code you were NOT cool enough to hang out in my shed fort.

[@Widdekuu91]

@@GoddoDoggo Yeah that's a whole different thing. We were talking about a girl having issues expressing herself. Sometimes it's a coping mechanism, because things like; 'I feel worthless' or 'I am having issues with the downstairs area' or 'I am thinking about that trauma again' are not things you feel comfortable fully writing out in text. So you can say; "I feel like that one evening again..' or 'I have that one thing again' or 'That thing about the chair keeps coming up in my head.' Youknow?

[@feykingjulian]

my problematic trait is that i would've thought that was kinda cute lol

[@joshuahiggins5030]

It’s the fact that before watching this video I got a “dating advice” ad. Yknow? Those ads that keep repeating the same sentence just to say “buy this course!”

[@aerobiesizer3968]

That sounds less like an ad and more like actual KZbin channels

[@naivenostalgia]

I thought this video peaked at "neck-ed." Then I thought it peaked at "venomous scarves." But no, it was the moment that Chad² went to the actual beach for us. Thank you.😂

[@aret_]

CHAD^2- STOP 😭😭

[@laura_bankuti]

CHAD SQUARED 😭😭😭

[@wayward.victoriangirl]

it peaked whenever she put her toes in the camera ong

[@kiddosneakybeaky3934]

@@wayward.victoriangirl 🤨🤨🤨

[@youpotato8394]

@@wayward.victoriangirl ayo?

[@vanudude]

The editing work and jokes just keep getting better and better! Great job!

[@williamtruman3862]

Chad Chad consistently gets better with every video and is easily one of my favorite creators on the whole platform

[@shahanahsan05]

​@@williamtruman3862facts

[@felixmervamee7834]

After I got shot in that alley at 8:07 I saw an ad about Gant charts. The afterlife is horrible guys, it's not worth it.

[@breadbird]

i got an ad about a nice vacation to go on with a sweet hotel we may not have been in the same afterlife

[@PurpulJello]

out of all the youtubers, chad chad is the only one i will watch while i’m high or tripping. the humor is perfect. please keep making videos for me to watch while tripping balls

[@IsMe-Abby]

As an Abby myself, it was like a weird lucid dream being degraded by chad chad

[@jungoshreds]

goofy L imagine being AbBy

[@IsMe-Abby]

@@jungoshreds 🥲👍

[@dliap98]

1:17 I have never heard anyone use Judith as a generic name in a sketch and it really caught me off guard lol

[@alexmcp5153]

The balloon joke reminds me of "balloon boy" from college (SVA) who committed multiple sex crimes and just kept getting banned from buildings, never prosecuted or kicked out. He graduated, his student film is called "Static Stacy Saves the Day." Look it up, it's the worst.

[@Lara-vo6rp]

thank you for presenting this information to me, now i have no idea what to do with this

[@jungoshreds]

thank u??????

[@jessk1683]

if i have to lose 72 days every time i have depression can i please just forget i have depression cause this sucks lmao

[@ch.8365]

as a (not) doctor, i can confirm chad chad's medical facts are all extremely accurate and represent the entire medical field

[@PolrisTired]

Of course they would be! The videos say “facts” on them, so why wouldn’t they be true

[@iherzmusic]

Thank you Chad Chad for once again for curing my seasonal and other depression

[@helpfulinterdimentionalfor8692]

This is the perfect video right now because I'm at the peek of Seasonal Depression gettup- Roasted in the shower, slapped lotion on, and am wrapped in blankets. So thank you Chad Chad! This makes my day. Hope everyone is well! 💜❤💜

[@aliveslice]

I ate a whole orange angrily while standing up

[@worm2976]

"Roasted in the shower" is the only correct temperature yes ✨

[@valeriegrey8328]

props to you for managing to do all that self-care during this time. i’ve struggled with depression for years, but things get better. take care of yourself! ❤

[@alexiaatheducc]

wow awesome!! :D proud of you! my seasonal depression is kinda hittin hard rn so i'm happy for u :) ♥️

[@lemonpie_vanilla]

I get you! I get the feeling I have S.A.D. during summer instead of winter, and every summer is hell to me. I just stay home all day, blocking sunlight and longing for winter and autumn. I hope you'll get through this just fine

[@Loreenatv]

This is the first video I've watched of you and I am in shock at how hilarious you are. all the jokes are so on point and unexpected, I've rarely laughed out loud at a video before but i just did multiple times! I think I found myself a new favourite channel :)

[@goosegoose5737]

“It is December which means that it is the month before the worst month for people with seasonal depression” straight bars bro

[@a.roberts4203]

8:00 Please do not give me PTSD flashbacks of this unholy movie.

[@Poopmaster3]

What movie 🤩

[@tobers_is_lost]

i was half-paying attention when i was first watching this, and that part made me choke on my water

[@advocateforthestars]

wat movie also r u lost bbg

[@a.roberts4203]

@@advocateforthestars ALL I CAN IMAGINE NOW IS THE AKIRA MEME BUT WITH FLASHES OF THAT MOVIE.

[@advocateforthestars]

@@a.roberts4203 I have no clue what's going on but I'm sry T^T r u lost bbg

[@inksck5331]

We love random facts about girls from men that have probably never interacted with a women before:D

[@aaa_wolfie8223]

2:13 I really like how she knows not everyone can use them

[@Quatrain_]

why cant some people use them?

[@y_not_ironman]

​@@Quatrain_Because one can have an allergic reaction to silicon, have a different structure of their genitals or just feel uncomfortable using it, not everyone likes to put things inside of a vagina

[@Quatrain_]

@@y_not_ironman oh thanks

[@Pai262]

I went through six years of med school and no one ever told me about these facts 06:27 what a waste of time. Good thing there are hard working people on TikTok explaining this stuff

[@KellyBeeSan]

Sarcasm at its best 😂

[@MeiZ125]

10:08 TOOK ME OUT THE 💀

[@eyonna7182]

I feel like you and Kurtis Conner could make such a killer collab

[@sarabrenna5525]

I am praying to whatever deity is listening for this to happen

[@mammoneymelon]

they are youtube's unhinged editing duo

[@laneyyyyyyyyy]

yes actually

[@aaronhipple2135]

I scrolled the chatter just to see if anybody made that connection!? I swear it's like the same brains 😂

[@dropfish3109]

@@atomdecaywhere

[@pandamilkshake]

4:16 I have done that before. I fell in love HARD with a girl that broke my heart and I just needed to get going instead of fighting back the urge to send her a message. I didn't hate her but I just needed to move on and close that chapter in my life. So yeah...I'd say that sometimes, that happens.

[@frankiel9879]

thank you for saying 'if you're able to use' menstrual cups. makes me feel better for being TERRIFIED of them!

[@TheCatMurgatroyd]

try cotton pads then :) they are environmentally friendly and easy to clean.

[@psychotophatcat]

@@TheCatMurgatroyd Seconding reusable cotton pads!! Inexpensive, fully washable, comfortable, often come in fun fabrics... as someone with a heavy flow they have significantly improved my life and helped cut back on period expenses.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Fuck it I’ll use one and let you guys know how it goes. Taking one for the team

[@TheCatMurgatroyd]

@@lindboknifeandtool I tried them for a while and I'm a virgin, so things were a bit difficult lol usually I use pads..... BUT my period pains went away and that was just amazing ;_; like I barely had any camping if any and it felt quite good.

[@nexxgenesis]

im terrified to lmao i get told its cos of age and idk if that can have something to do with it-?

[@Hugglent]

5:26 thank you Chad Chad for helping clear the air around my name 🙏

[@KamiNoBaka1]

I feel like "They don't like to text first because they feel annoying" is just a people with low self-esteem fact. Like me. I'm a guy and that applies to me. Also, I am now picturing biblically accurate angels trying to operate a smartphone.

[@worm2976]

No it means ur a girl. It's 100% facts, didn't you see? /j

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Re the biblically accurate angels: unlock phone using retinal scanner, I guess?

[@kjkj4725]

You are the first youtuber that I see with intimina and seriously - I absolutely love the collapsible cup, it’s been now 3 years and it’s still my favourite. I tried some other ones but this one is the best + it’s soo compact ❤ I love that finally my period doesn’t cost me money. Like really, it sucks how much women spend on disposable period products.

[@biggiecheesebang]

Can we all just take a second to appreciate Chad Chad's work?

[@meowbahhyt]

Commentary videos are lazy cringe Chad Chad is milking the gullible lol meow 😺

[@drooooop]

@@meowbahhyt Why are you here?

[@drooooop]

@@meowbahhyt 53 comments on this channel just to hate LOL. Dude please get a life

[@acatwithinternetaccess9433]

@@meowbahhyt Fake meowbahh, twice the cringe

[@nancypullen8919]

CAN THE BOTS STOP FILLING EVERY INTERNET VIDEOS COMMENT SECTION? PLEASE!

[@emimew]

3:23 The medical facts are so helpful. Thank you Chad Chad for caring about our health and medical education so much

[@Al___]

"Never sit on purple chairs" Me with a purple game chair: 😔

[@isasart9359]

As a Martian who has recently moved to Earth, I find these videos extremely helpful. I have learned so much about the human female condition! I always thought that human females and males were pretty much the same thing, but now I see how insensitive I was to think that. Girls run on entirely different software. I finally understand it now.

[@HATECELL]

Now I have this image stuck in my head of a girl accidentally texting back too fast and turning into this weird ball of eyes and wings yelling "do not be afraid"

[@SynthGirl64]

I remember when my girlfriend broke up with my due to the advice of her toxic friend /SRS BUT if your girlfriend can just be "talked into leaving you" and moves on, and has never regretted that choice, perhaps you should be taking a little bit of accountability and using this as a wake-up call to take some time off and work on your flaws as a person

[@tomd96]

Pfft. Critical thinking skills? What are those?

[@michamocha]

Ah, yes. I was just starting to wonder why my humor was broken so thank god that TikTok came through with the explanation. The next time my family asks me why I laugh at dumb things, I will be sure to inform them of the great news!

[@katierages]

Chad Chad is a real Chad. I can never get over the editing style of your videos and the amount of effort you put into it. Astonishing, really!

[@EmaRůžičková-s2e]

Girl ik this video is already a year old but I need to write this here. I HAVE NOT LAUGHED THIS MUCH WHILE WATCHING A KZbin VIDEO I LOOOOOOOOVE UR SENSE OF HUMOR RLLY!!!

[@nekom11]

Chad Chad, I greatly appreciated that you have been educating us about facts of the female species. Thank you for this video.

[@meowbahhyt]

Chad is cringe we intellectuals already knew this lol meow 😺

[@nekom11]

ok meowmid

[@MillieMartinezzz]

These Dabloon jokes are stabbing me in the chest and then forcing my mouth open and puppeteering my vocal cords into a laugh

[@jungoshreds]

love ur fantastic mr fox profile pic✨🤎

[@eliliana119]

he wasn't dancing in a flood, he was showing us the shower routine

[@demonicdynamite]

When the into to the sponsor was "all of us bleed, some more than others" I was like "maybe I'd need this product but then when she said once a month I was like "oh no wait it's a period product"

[@amylovesstars]

can we just appreciate how chad chad has started uploading faster?? props to her for putting out quality videos in a fast time lol

[@meowbahhyt]

Commentary videos take no effort Cringe Chad is boring

[@lemonyellow2341]

@@meowbahhyt STOP

[@StrawberryRinae]

@@meowbahhyt bruh, you’ve uploaded 211 shorts since March and still only have 161 subscribers with low interactions on any community posts. Your strategy of bashing on literally everything and everyone isn’t really working much, my friend. Find some positivity in your life and focus on things you actually do like instead of hating on everything just for clicks. It’s not worth it in the end, believe me.

[@williamtruman3862]

Being a work from home first time dad as of this past July KZbin videos are the majority of entertainment that I consume and I always look forward to a new Chad Chad banger :)

[@amylovesstars]

@@williamtruman3862 well said :) you sound like a great father

[@yvaskhmir]

4:38 Why is "A/The gun"/"Bullets" the best answer to each of these things?

[@palmtreeproductions87]

I just wanted to say the jokes and editing in this video are so hilarious, I have not found any other youtuber that has editing this good, I laugh out loud every time

[@jungoshreds]

u should try kurtis conner he does vids like chad chad and fcking steller editing like hers

[@Aurelian369_]

Danny Gonzalez

[@jungoshreds]

@@Aurelian369_ yeah and drew gooden

[@jungoshreds]

@hope. thought i was gonna get rick rolled when i clicked on that...... in a way... i did😌

[@catsaregreat6314]

@@jungoshreds kurtis is one of my comfort KZbinrs, his editing is so fun

[@RhysezPieces]

ChadChad is my only exposure to tiktok and I'm grateful cuz these are wild.

[@covereye5731]

A world where everyone is always at risk of 3 months of memory lose is a pretty interesting narrative premise. You can have things like a women who has to relearn she is pregnant and doesn't feel the same way about it she first did.

[@wtc5198]

id read that book

[@adrienneczerni6516]

Cyberpunk setting where you forget to pay extra to back up your brainstorage and you lose pieces of your own past in convenient quarter year chunks, like deleting old videos when your phone is full but a horror premise

[@sammyvibez2429]

I lost it at “get necked” 10:17 😂

[@Melonbanana]

same lmao

[@LakayFTW]

7:41 Girls, if you catch a boy staring into your eyes..... he is slowly drifting into another universe solely created in his mind to avoid the all pending sense of doom. Oh and he might be thinking about that cheese he saw at the supermarket and is now really sad that he didn't bought it.

[@marpie0076]

Fr

[@Mrinal523]

Damn.... you called me out

[@taytoe.o]

To all the men out there i’m so sorry for being a girl and breathing the same air and living on the same planet as boys. Also i love how some boys say “boys lives are harder than girls” when girls literally get made fun of for existing

[@dabtican4953]

you said I'm sorry instead of simply sorry that that means you actually meant this apology, thank you for being sincere

[@taytoe.o]

@@dabtican4953 you know this comment was satire right?

[@dabtican4953]

@@taytoe.o I was referencing a joke used in the video

[@taytoe.o]

@@dabtican4953 oh

[@universal_pawn7442]

both are hard in their own way its not a competition

[@plcatalano]

*Betty bought some butter but the butter Betty bought was butter so Betty bought some better butter but the bitter butter made the better butter bitter.* *Wise words from a wise woman.*

[@lorettascott5477]

Better Is Bitter👋 Bye Mom

[@SheepUndefined]

But the butter Betty bought was bitter, you mean?