Tiktok Theories and Mysteries Reaction

[@SharmV]

It’s 2024 and I expected humanity and society to be as smart as possible but truth is - we have regressed.

[@caramelapplejollyrancher]

truly

[@redwiltshire1816]

Nah we haven’t regressed just the crazy people and extremists have a voice now

[@YoungChildSupport420]

We've gone so far we've gotten bored and decided to explore truly, the stupidest of ideas

[@hypocriticalsatire3966]

​@@redwiltshire1816 For sure, i feel like way more people were dumber pre internet

[@23mega23]

I’ve been saying for years that we have fancier “toys”, but when it comes to actual skill, artistic ability, and deeper thinking we’re in a dark age.

[@NITROexpress17]

That one girl pissed me off when she said “well it’s true…allegedly” god I hate that saying allegedly gets you off the hook for libel and defamation

[@newageweeb4049]

Calling it a satan gang sign is hilarious. Im gonna start calling it that now. 😂

[@Atlanticocean.chihuahua]

Satan Gang *REPRESENT* 666

[@saulocampo802]

This is my first time I've seen KZbin sponsor a KZbinr

[@michaelmedrano3237]

With a run like that, that girl was definitely practicing her auditioning skills for a b-rated horror film 😂

[@kingryanidas17]

Book of Valis has one of the best voices on KZbin.

[@unaxthorized]

the irony of the youtube premium ad 😂

[@saturn3652]

I consider it when we can actually disable these 😂

[@OoferMan05]

Premium is actually hella good I've had it for 2yrs, I've been without it for 1 week and I'm ready to quit KZbin 😂😂

[@publicCheese]

That Balenciaga one is so stupid. Have people not heard of wax museums? Balenciaga could definitely afford to commission one of them to make their mannequins.

[@superpug666]

The dude who was talking about the therory about celebs frozen at the age they got famous was DAMN annoying!

[@normal_2956]

and the guy talkin about the mountains

[@vcalv9354]

I hate seeing him pop up on my KZbin shorts. Shits not even a conspiracy theory. When ppl get famous at a young age and that basically halts their childhood they tend to chase their childhood in their adult lives.

[@Hahhahahahahahahahahahaohno]

Bro fell off

[@nobodyhere8257]

All of them were so annoying Edit: most of them, a few of them were more chill

[@JollyWally12349]

​@@nobodyhere8257 Faye Valentine PFP

[@LORDSTRYKER92]

When ever I see those tiktoks where its people sitting around doing a "Podcast", I always ask who are they and whats the name of the podcasts and almost always never get an answer. Also I cant begin to tell you the amount of arguments i got into with people about some of these tiktok conspiracy videos. People swear up and down that they are vital information when there are way better places than tiktok to gather information about conspiracies. A lot of the people that do these videos sound like they barely passed the 5th grade or are AI generated videos. Bottom of the barrel research imo. 😂😂

[@kswaes]

I have a theory just like the JumpersJump podcast guys perhaps they know that they are wrong and they are just purposely spouting nonsense to generate interactions and if its not that I think they could not care less that they are wrong unless is something sensitive. they just go with it

[@briannaabrego115]

That dude talking about celebrities frozen was so weird, like how dare an adult want to be sober and not swear? That’s ridiculous! Miranda Cosgrove should be an alcoholic playing puff-puff pass with Snoop Dogg and say fuck every 3 words! Can someone check up on that guy?

[@bingusemperor6463]

This is genuinely the first time I've seen someone sponsored by YT Premium 💀💀💀

[@koolkeithsdad]

Right? I already have YT premium and still getting ironic ads 😂😂

[@TrulySinclair]

The glitter, is the US Military. Watched an entire documentary on here about it last month they went deep and found the people that make glitter and it was disclosed that “glitter” and many variants are used for anti-radar material.

[@sillysausage231]

...or at least that is what they want you to believe. It's definitely not B*ll G*tes buying glitter for the 5,000 strippers he keeps in his basement dungeon. Think about it....

[@sweetyft]

CHUPPL?

[@TrulySinclair]

@@sweetyft Yes! Love the channel, I respect the depth of research they do

[@cecea.590]

When did body dysmorphia become a conspiracy theory 😭

[@_frogerino]

did you get sponsored by…youtube? i had no idea that was possible

[@cecea.590]

Not KZbin giving a possible commission to the their Creators 👀

[@beamerboy8549]

i saw rotten mango get sponsored by apple pay youtubers really getting that bag now 😭

[@jodon72]

Get the bag??💰😂

[@endor8witch]

leo didnt get famous at 22. he was famous when he was a teen. some of these conspiracy theories really makes me lose braincells

[@cecea.590]

Some of these people are just looking too deep into things. It's like they want to find something that isn't there

[@spacejokcy2285]

Yeah some of it it’s just way to much brin power out into nothing BUT theories are also just kinda fun

[@cecea.590]

@@spacejokcy2285 I LOVE theories, don't believe most of them but they're fun to think about for sure, just some of them put wayyy too much effort into it

[@redwiltshire1816]

Funny thing is we have real consp theories like davos or the E island people but nah let’s just make something up instead 😂

[@pedrosimonlorenzo3109]

The theories are interesting thats why i watch them,even if they're fake

[@ILOVE2TV]

Another good video. Thank you and merry chirstmas

[@caramelapplejollyrancher]

the face by the moon genuinely scared me so bad i want to cry

[@caramelapplejollyrancher]

i rewatched that part to see if i was just overreacting and no dude that video fills me with literal dread

[@JustYoAveragePhil]

@@caramelapplejollyranchergenuinely terrifying… freaks me the fuq out

[@HeardThirteen]

Lol I didn’t see it right at first and thought it was a manatee just floating up by the moon

[@sillysausage231]

its a guy holding a lamp silly sausage

[@lainiwakura1776]

lmao

[@jonesbenz]

usually enjoy your videos my man, but half of these are so unbearably fake lmao

[@theantichrist5191]

does Hollywood just have a fkn clone machine hahahaha had me dying

[@Lksongbyrd]

Bro I swear I’ve never had KZbin premium and like a year ago one day I’m able to watch videos in the back and do other things on my iPhone, I broke it

[@redwiltshire1816]

Nah it’s just a bug happens to me as well

[@Astley_1]

Its a bug. My whole family with Samsung can also do that.

[@chobies5383]

Android picture in picture go brrrrr

[@Nattyishere_]

77 views in 2 minutes, you're doing great keep it up!

[@bigrob7623]

That ain't Mickey. That is Goofy's teenage son.

[@RobewhO]

“I’ve never heard about this glitter one… but I heard it turned out to be nothing..” The amount of sense that made was literally zero.

[@Cliff_Jumped_0ff83]

Awesome upload bro! I love every part! Oh, the toys operating without batteries? An electrician rewires the connection to a different source to receive power. My friends and I did such a prank on a "spank me Elmo" we made to look like a gimp.. yeah.. we were creative and deviant teens for sure but we freaked out so many people!

[@slimanaanime]

I loved that video. It's interesting to see a REACTION from someone who has so much knowledge like YOU. Keep it up! ❤

[@Kr3WW15]

Some of them were making bird cawing sounds in honor of their owl god. If the wealthy elite and leaders believe enough in this it most likely means the occult and rituals etc. are real.

[@r.p.k9028]

That one with the lady talking about dreaming about the other one is sketchy af man. Could be a set-up

[@MicahDoiseJr]

What the fart lol

[@grimyGobIin]

Erm what the smegma

[@GhostsGenocide]

Ok what the flip

[@chewingoncookiedough]

Honestly I loved the vibe of this vid. It’s so silly. I wouldn’t mind more of them

[@thinknofpie]

yayyy lmaoo just when I was lurking ur page for something to watch

[@Jeh2032]

Respectfully, this reaction format doesn’t suit you that good or at least I believe you can do better. Just some respectful feedback. It only works if the person reacting isn’t super monotone and a bit more charismatically engaged with the content your reacting to. I like your iceberg videos a lot more.

[@HIHi-os1lr]

next time just please talk about the topics yourself. Felt I was loosing brain cells over these TikTok videos.

[@CubeThing]

2:00 no come on, The Golden?!

[@isirlasplace91]

Great video!! I've been using premium for years and wouldn't think of going back to regular KZbin

[@Kysaac]

2:40 they us government wouldn’t take it for themselves because the price of gold depends on the amount of golf available on earth, so if the rest of the world found out about all that extra gold, the gold price would plummet, effecting every country and person on earth

[@SharmV]

The Grand Canyon is not a wonder of the world, dudes be tripping 😂

[@mystique7w7]

you talking shit or what

[@aroach7461]

I heard the water in the earth a long time ago, it's not even water as in oceans that you may think of when you read the headline. It's just water absorbed by the ground, like wet soil.

[@jedjeffries7040]

Okay but for real past life regression is a real thing. My co worker years ago did a session and he told me about it, blew my mind. He was carrying trauma from a past life where his whole family had tragically passed away. There was a lot more to it but so interesting

[@d0pp3lgang3r]

"When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire!"

[@patsysolatzzo2962]

Oh wow that was the first time I ever saw Dennis Avnet aka cat man before he was who he became. He was such a kind and sweet man and he actually looked the way his personality was. It hurts even more because in the end, I wonder if he had regrets. I wish he had more people around him who could have advised him differently.

[@TheRavenLord1]

I do enjoy the Hollow Earth Theory to be honest. Other certain theories like massive trees and that, are insane honestly.

[@BramptonHughes]

I like the other videos where you just present the theories and not just let the other videos play with the audio .

[@Löki_SB129]

29:16 Apparently when my great uncles and my grandpa were in high school, they had been living on the ranch they used to own. I'm not sure what's going on with the ranch today, but apparently one night when they were younger, I think this was when they were in high school, but I think one of my uncles or my grandpa went to bed early because he wasn't feeling well. The guys stayed up pretty late and apparently around 1:00 am or something, grandpa "woke up", walked to the kitchen, wasn't answering my uncles when they tried to get his attention, and started making hot chocolate. When he finished, he set his mug down on the kitchen table, turned around and went straight back to bed. They asked him in the morning when he woke up why he didn't drink his hot chocolate and just left it there, he had no clue what they were talking about. ☕

[@archivesunset4214]

that's just sleep walking

[@ElspethElliott]

I love your personality so I find this contact so fun!

[@Dumpsterfiregrace]

26:09 Ritch persons adult funtime toy that's all 😂😂😂

[@sanrioprincessuwu5331]

Keep up the amazing work valis!!!!

[@stevenedwards1572]

that video from bohemian grove is suppose to show a person being lit on fire they do human sacrifices there that is why the yelling starts as soon as the fire is lit

[@ninefourninethree]

I need to know more about the glitter!!!!!!

[@djpeterg4531]

i think someone else in the comments said the government uses it for radar tech or something, take that with a grain of salt, though.

[@CesarR1037]

It’s the u.s military! They use it to make anti radar

[@JoseMateo-p1v]

Another Dope video Valis 💯

[@securerelicaiden576]

Idk what these people are talking about, i like this video format, it makes me feel like im watching it with and its just a more chill video format

[@ethanholt7689]

4 more vids and I’ve officially watched every video on this channel 💪🏻

[@spoopyweeb326]

I like how alot of these videos use the narrator for EWU. He even addressed it on a stream and hates it

[@luziferj2789]

The alexa stuff always freaks me out, even tho I know they're fake.

[@user-zs9ux1ru8u]

Woohoo, more Valis content 🥰🥰🥰

[@aidananimation123]

26:45 if people can’t tell that’s a skit that’s more scarier than the video 😂

[@sillysausage231]

these tiktok conspiracy theorists will see an AI image and believe that the universe is inside a fishbowl

[@adventurekitty101]

35:03 I am fairly certain that is in fact a video of an octopus kite, especially since I believe it was confirmed to be one, and the TikTok dude gave no reasoning for why it’s not a kite. Since when do kites have natural looking movements, and of course you wouldn’t see the string at that distance with how high it was, especially since I know some people with kites who have fishing wire esc string for the kite string.

[@ChrissaTodd]

I honestly just think simon cowell got too much plastic surgery to look young

[@champagneson9]

Love the work man

[@jess-hu2bx]

I thought myself strange, but this is so much stranger.

[@chasecremins3625]

Thanks for the 2 months free homie

[@TheHankScorpio]

People who believe these put an awful lot of faith in large numbers of people not leaking stuff, which seems unlikely

[@sillysausage231]

Ofc a guy called "Eva Tiamat Medusa" wants to look like a dragon

[@Regina_Phalange__]

I have youtube premium, but I still have to watch your ads for it on my 'ad-free' account 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️

[@rdy2dstry]

Yes, mental stunting is why Leo dates 25 year old models....

[@SharmV]

Does dude even have kids? After a bit that’s sad

[@therealpicklepants]

this is going in history books for being sponsered by youtube premuim

[@TrulySinclair]

What are these people smoking 😭 I love theories, everyone does. But holy shit the helicopter with the 41, or Grand Canyon, I get if these idiots are making viral content to make money, but I feel bad for the people who believe this nonsense.

[@SunTzuMedia]

The glitter is used by the military lockheed skunkworks used for chemtrails and such

[@ScaryYTVideoBinger]

i just thought about it what if alexa malfunctioned and turned the oven on when your asleep killing you from carbon monoxide thats some final destination 6 type ish.

[@lightningmonky7674]

You didn't exactly do a whole lot reacting but I appreciate you putting this all together cause I don't use tiktok

[@grimyGobIin]

Those are not theories it's reality outside the 9-5 numbed down society stuff, there's more to life than just to get laid and football 🥴😒

[@rachelburke9223]

US treasury buys glitter Kobe's death, like Whiteney Houston, was celebrated in L.A. within hours. The Grammys went on while her body was STILL in same buiding and LaBron was handed the throne THAT NIGHT at Lakers game. Timing?????

[@ShaolinLambKiller]

This is some of the most mind rot garbage

[@marcelwallner230]

As teens 2 friends and me were out all Night with our bikes as we stopped at a turkish Restaurant and watched through The Windows, there was a milk Glass backdoor behind the Counter and from one Moment to the other there were two hands banging against The Glass door and moving slowly to the ground no shape of a Body only the hands we saw it all 3 we were riding the bikes for our lives we thought we wittnesed a murder but we never found out what it really was but i wont forget that, sry for my bad english

[@PoppaBare-v1f]

Nukes did not kill millions. Just thought I'd chime in with that @ 9:00

[@Is-wunny]

[Something horrible happens to a Kid in the US] The State > Texas

[@CHESSZILLA]

glitter conspiracy is dead its just used in explosives to help match it possibly, its just used by the defense department they havign glitter parties get over it

[@lukesayers5850]

Already have premium... People watch ads on youtube? Eeeewww. I remember now! That was an awful time in my life!

[@lukasgestrine]

Ice spice, cardi B, Nikki Minaj, & others = Scarlet Lady from the book of revelation

[@lisaflowers7899]

21:23 agree that’s exactly what I said it’s so similar to Travis

[@skootergirl22]

Well, they must be emdged in that magma if theres a civilization in the earth itself

[@thedevilgoose2482]

“Celebrities’ minds are frozen, stuck in the place they were when they got famous!” I don’t think that’s a conspiracy. I think that has to do with fame and “the industry” just messing people up, obliterating their psychology.

[@chadcovey1626]

Yoooo how I miss this a month behind damn

[@renegadeseed375]

We are living Revelation 20 Satan's little season, mudflood was Armageddon and the old world was the Millennial reign of Christ

[@ShadeMeadows]

Why most sound stupid while sayin' these theories? Or LOOK stupid? These aren't fun to listen to! Book of Valis and many KZbinrs make these fun... not these guys.

[@doubleAAshotgun]

Book of Valis has dropped a new vid 🙏🙏🙏

[@BKRouteTV]

i did not know about the frozen age thing wow!

[@shotimetone]

11:48 setting yourself on fire is not a conspiracy. It’s stupid.

[@John-mm2yl]

I thought he would have a legit point but it just sounds like he had a screw loose.

[@shotimetone]

@@John-mm2yl right i’m all for protesting, but that sounded crazy

[@churchdog]

14:25 bro just completely glosses over probably the most important theory in the whole video just to say ice spice is a industry plant

[@razorkid1525]

Bro, what if WE live inside and going "in" is getting out for us?!?!?!?!

[@kharakosinski8562]

Did you just say the Government wouldn't lie to us and just move on? I hope that was deep sarcasm

[@sumo-ninja]

Dude theres absolutely ZERO mystery behind Leonardo DiCaprio and who he dates.... Hes one of the richest and most handsome dudes on earth and has no plans on getting married so he dates females when they are at their most attractive/most fit and tight age (18-25) .... A gigantic number of men would do the exact same thing if they were in his shoes...

[@TakaoKinomiya-ov1ol]

A the sqeakuel

[@Lost9am-5pm]

Ahhh dude this vid is just lazy thought u had sum new stuff 🎉🎉🎉

[@Throwshotsnotshade]

Brogot sponsored by KZbin

[@Dxv1dt]

love you ur content

[@glcspoon5802]

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