Tim Allen's WORST Movie

[@MicrowaveSociety]

subscribe or we'll turn you into a dog

[@trainlover16]

Review thunderbirds 2004 plz.

[@jonathanpermutation]

I already did

[@ScringoScrongo2001]

Jokes on you! I want to be a poorly edited canis lupus familiaris!

[@turkytard2474]

I wont disappoint you father

[@comfortablynumb6832]

You guys should watch, the 1998...I think, that's when it came out. Fucking "Hook" literally its called hook but its about peter pan bs

[@aidenlosh9518]

Back in the fourth grade my school went on a field trip to the state capitol, and we had the option to watch either "Herbie Fully Loaded" or "The Shaggy Dog". Almost the entire class voted for "Shaggy Dog" because they thought it was this movie, but it ended up being the original film from the 50s. Yes, this movie was not an original movie, this was a reboot.

[@theflickchick9850]

The original movie from the 50s is bonkers but the SEQUEL- "The Shaggy D.A." is absolutely incredible. If you haven't seen that yet, please watch it.

[@enzosg6404]

but did you and your classmates enjoyed that version ?

[@twistedyogert]

I like Herbie better.

[@tonivoul1971]

@@twistedyogert the sentient car ?

[@turbkeysamdwich1880]

Wait, they wanted to watch this? WILLINGLY?!

[@LenkyLad]

Why is it a struggle to recognize Robert Downy Jr. in movies when he's without facial hair?

[@CMan-x7k]

Because the facial hair is a iconic part of his look.

[@Gen-ZChristian]

Because his role as Fe MALE

[@maximummax7232]

The facial hair is actually Robert Downey Jr., this was before he possessed this random dude

[@annaclairejackson1900]

Bc he is iron man

[@Alpha-Maia]

I literally had no idea that was him when I watched this when I was younger

[@DuTrom]

Technically a snake is one head with a really long chest since they have a ribcage down their whole body.

[@kingcabbagehead2272]

Facts

[@adamchmielewski6162]

69 👌

[@tompotter8703]

Yup. The tail technically really short as a result.

[@twistedyogert]

That's weird but true.

[@cogs_and_gears]

Why did you specify one head also snakes have short tails

[@jackhendrickson1408]

In case they haven’t figured it out, or nobody has told them, “you can’t burn down a building because you think they’re putting makeup on rabbits” mean that the destructive actions of animal rights activists are not justified by belief that companies are doing animal testing of makeup.

[@SpartanChief17C]

That makes a lot of sense NOW. But coming out of Allen’s mouth, it was incomprehensible

[@themajorlee1026]

That's... not what it's about. aahahahahha

[@johnnyfroggo7361]

@@themajorlee1026 Wait I'm actually pretty sure that's what it is. "Can't burn down a building because you think they're testing makeup on rabbits."

[@maxieprimo2758]

@@themajorlee1026 then what is it about?

[@IrisL0lXp]

@@themajorlee1026 then whats it about??????

[@elsie8757]

Why does it sound like Robert Downey Jr. is doing his best Jeff Golblum impression?

[@aliceramdom.s]

I thought it was robin williams

[@calebwashere]

"I kid you not, he turns himself into a dog, he's called Puppy Tim Allen! Funniest stuff I've ever seen"

[@Red-gy5tl]

_Man never thought of that, this blows the man turning into a Pickle out of the water!_

[@MicrowaveSociety]

Rick and Morty Rick and Morty Rick and Morty Rick and Morty Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick.

[@_cutepanda_]

@@MicrowaveSociety is this Brendan? Or Josiah one of the two

[@davidhale2682]

@@MicrowaveSociety *to the tune of bill nye the science guy* Rick Sanchez he blanches potatoes

[@Red-gy5tl]

@@MicrowaveSociety , *Slurps Pickle Juice Intensely*

[@juliannaberry5160]

Remember when Santa Claus and Iron Man growled at each other? Interesting times.

[@Dargonhuman]

I grew up with Marvel Comics in the late 80s and early 90s, trust me, they would have done that back then and it wouldn't even make the Top 10 of strangest ideas they came up with while high on cocaine.

[@osmanyousif7849]

You mean Buzz Lightyear?

[@juliannaberry5160]

@@osmanyousif7849 Him, too.

[@rickardkaufman3988]

Rhea Seehorn who plays Kim Wexler is also in this.

[@dabatman5187]

@@osmanyousif7849 Buzz Lightyear and Sherlock Holmes

[@bbqbunger2350]

8:36 “I can’t believe they made Ace Attorney into a real thing” is what the text says. Thank me. Now.

[@debro28]

Thanks

[@someoneprobably]

An ace attorney reference? In a microwave society video? A blessing from the lord!

[@amsgamingandmusic]

Ok!! Thankyou!! Please don't hurt my family!!

[@bbqbunger2350]

@@amsgamingandmusic I’m already in the fridge.

[@santiviera]

THANK YOU BBQ Bunger SIR!

[@mykmac2599]

Bren: And make sure to smack that dog Me, looking over at my nearly 12 year old dog sitting beside me, who just wanted to cuddle in peace: I'm so sorry girl but I gotta do what the microwave man says

[@dylansickinger545]

I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it

[@paradoxequinox4104]

@@dylansickinger545 Goddammit I was gonna say that

[@ilikecheese4518]

im sorry little one

[@granthill4252]

War crimes

[@gayjayy]

They never said how hard. Tell me you smacked her lightly

[@SeanORaigh]

I had this movie as a bootleg DVD that had no menu so it would infinitely loop. Used to chuck it on for white background noise when I wanted to sleep. It probably leeched a good amount of brain cells out of me while I was asleep, come to think of it.

[@amsgamingandmusic]

I'm surprised you still know how to speak!

[@dylansickinger545]

That is thing is probably cursed

[@valentincelestite9861]

Tim Allen is like a Disney channel edition of Nicolas Cage

[@theflickchick9850]

Don't insult Nicolas Cage like that.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Why must you insult the Cage like this

[@drmmr561]

How come this is so accurate

[@thehyperobsesr]

Wow that is rly accurate tho😂

[@CadetGen]

this is accurate because at one point, before they bought marvel, Tim Allen was their general source of Revenue (and still is, cause he's in the new Santa Clause movies on Disney+)

[@dee128]

Josiah: "It's like transformers but with a dog" Me: Dogformers.

[@abcabrera1121]

Canines in disguise...

[@PalisadePeryton]

Trans-fur-mers

[@mailcs06]

“Is he gonna get bit by a radioactive dog.” Yeah pretty much that’s the only thing I remember about this movie from when I watched it many years ago. He gets hit by the dog and becomes a dog.

[@ascenciopictures]

This movie was my intro to RDJ. When Iron Man came out, I was like "it's the guy from Shaggy Dog". Which I understand is the equivalent of calling Masterchief "the guy from Fortnite". I apologize for my crimes.

[@jamesdemarcellus7287]

robert downey jr looks like he's about to ask you to plant a $1 seed of faith

[@onlyds0822]

It's like he is only recognized in Toy Story. He's respected more as a Space Ranger than a talking dog lmao

[@calebwashere]

The Shaggy Dog is a prequel to Iron Man where Iron Man steals a dog

[@CatsRul85]

Fun fact: This is actually a remake of a movie released in 1959 ( actually second remake first remake was a movie in 1994) also involves magic which makes more sense then whatever they were doing here

[@SvanTowerMan]

I saw the original. It was actually pretty good.

[@supermakermatic2111]

The "makeup on bunnies" line is Tim's character trying to justify animal testing.

[@t.e.652]

I don't know why, but when he said the "makeup on bunnies" line, it reminds me of.... not good... things.

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

That does seem fitting for him... makes perfect sense!

[@BugsyFoga]

Pre Iron man Robert Downey Jr was definitely bizarre.

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

Some people did find the Charles Chaplin biopic he starred in a bit too weird...

[@calebwashere]

Hey Microwave Society, since you made a video on the obscure movie "Shorts" I've had this lingering memory of another movie called "Thunderpants" and I can remember from the movie was some huge fart... shockwave... thing in the middle of a forest. I really wish I was kidding, and I also wish you guys would check it out too when you have the time.

[@doctorgears9358]

a movie about farts with a budget of 7 million dollars. sure, why not

[@ninjapotatolorf6237]

I don't know what this is but now I need to know

[@xenotundra3346]

Nah the snake tail was actually a little long, snakes are mostly torso - ribcage all the way down.

[@senthesanguinesinner9]

As an author and lover of storytelling I can say that nothing drives me more insane than when a character announces how they feel with all the subtlety of a bull in a china shop.

[@GothMermaidGamer]

"You can't just have your characters ANNOUNCE how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"

[@BardiXOfficial]

@@GothMermaidGamerNo they’re talking about when characters are like “Oh I feel like a rat in summer” like describing their frustration in weird subtle ways

[@GothMermaidGamer]

@BardiXOfficial I don't think that negates what I said

[@lynnh.3367]

What did you write?

[@matthewbowen6426]

Fun fact my neighbors dog is the daughter of the dog that starred in this movie

[@butterygoodness8242]

Cap

[@pissapocalypse]

What lol

[@kaitlando636]

?

[@horsepro123]

This movie scarred me as a kid. I kept having nightmares about turning into a dog. Fun times

[@juliahornback2843]

Who wouldn't wanna turn into a dog lol

[@thecreator3145]

I understand this. Being forcefully turned into something else is horrifying.

[@beefykeith4225]

Now I want them to review the live action cat in the hat

[@zeldagameryt4018]

They could do it for Halloween

[@nitromenace1424]

Fun fact: the dog is an animatronic in some scenes and was made by the same people who made the dinosaurs for the Jurassic Park trilogy, the endoskeletons in the Terminator movies, the Predator, Xenomorph Queen, and the Aflac Duck.

[@cruzj-cj5nm]

Everyone pretty much ignores that this movie is a reboot of an old Disney movie from 1959

[@AaronDoesArt]

I almost feel bad for RDJ because he’s such a great actor and he pretty much had no say in what lines he had to say lol “For every human year, this dog ages seven years”

[@Gamingraptorpro]

Like zoinks scoob, Buzz lightyear has turned into a dog with my name to describe it.

[@octo-generaljones8691]

Tim Allen’s worst movie? This isn’t “Christmas with the kranks”

[@diamondknight8587]

What are you talking about? What could possibly be wrong about a movie with a town that harasses this couple that simply skips Christmas this one time for a cruise, (which is *totally not something people do,* ) & then have the town seem like the good guys?

[@MicrowaveSociety]

👀 December maybe????

[@zeldagameryt4018]

@@MicrowaveSociety If you do a Christmas movie, you should do the grinch with Jim Carrey

[@octo-generaljones8691]

@Microwave Society I would love to see your review of Christmas with the kranks. I wonder if you will have the same opinion on it as nostalgia critic and jontron

[@zeldagameryt4018]

@@octo-generaljones8691 is it that bad?

[@ScringoScrongo2001]

I've been noticing a pattern with Tim Allen recently lol... Not a problem though, keep being awesome guys 👍

[@gayjayy]

I feel like this movie could've redeemed most of it's problems by making Tim say "I am a dog" the same was Tom Hanks says "You are a toy".

[@sardoniclysane]

Wife and I took our oldest boy to see this in the theaters. I understand now why he hates me.

[@TheArcWielder]

I literally don't remember the dognapping at the beginning and I watched this movie a dozen times as a dumb kid

[@blankpage9277]

I remember thinking this movie was creepy as a kid and even though I saw it I only vaguely remember the actual plot.

[@post-ironicgarbageig2345]

2:54 I think Tim Allen's character is referring to an incident in which some animal rights group tried to burn down an animal testing facility. I assume its foreshadowing for the next part of the movie.

[@gamemaker1802]

Just here to say that the man who directed this movie is now the CEO of Paramount Pictures. That is all.

[@diamondknight8587]

… *you…are…bluffing*

[@gamemaker1802]

@@diamondknight8587 And Norbit.

[@JNSStudios]

Maybe CEO was a better position for that man. Clearly Director wasn’t.

[@gamemaker1802]

@@JNSStudios Same man created Awesomeness TV. So, my guess is... Nadda chance.

[@Binks182]

Oh boy

[@justanothergamer64]

The funniest thing of the person acting like a dog is the dog only does those things (like holding stuff in its mouth) because the dog doesn't have hands to hold a spoon. If a dog had opposable thumbs, it would hold things normally.

[@MicahCallari]

I'm a lot like Tim Allen from the movie "Tim Allen"

[@gamerboyva7755]

The second they made fun of how the dog hearing worked, my dog just jumped up next to me and just stared at me. I think she knows

[@sevendeadlysquids404]

They turned Tim Allen into a dog. Funniest sh*t I've ever seen

[@0ldpeps112]

Actually people wear headphones in the helicopter so they can talk to each other over the sound of the helicopter blades.

[@beefstrog9636]

... I remember watching this movie in theaters as a kid. This was a memory I wished stayed locked away.

[@enthiegavoir5955]

We watched this in Elementary school during a couple class parties, we only managed to get to the part where he rans through the traffic jam and never spoke of this again

[@Br1ttany1992]

The movie poster for this freaked me out as a teen when this came out. The eyes look terrifying

[@juliahornback2843]

😂

[@DestinyObake]

Wow. I’d blocked this movie from my memory, so this is going to be interesting.

[@Lydiadixonlovebot]

I recently discovered this channel and was so addicted I watched all the reviews in like 3 days so I was so excited to see a new video from 30 minutes ago omg

[@bethumbro8862]

Were not going to talk about the fact that when I was like five I thought that orphanages looked like this; 9:35

[@ascarletllama]

Released the video the moment I clocked out for lunch, beautiful timing. Love you guys!

[@gavinortega4529]

Scarlet out here using Llama Kronos.

[@rmejiarosales]

8:35 to save yall the trouble, that text just says "Can't believe they made ace attorney into a real thing"

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

"My shaggy is dog" - Bren September 28, 2021

[@darthbiz2095]

Wait, they made a reboot of this movie? (I saw the original when I was 7, and had no idea that this one existed)

[@blankpage9277]

I bet the original wasn't nearly as cringe.

[@theflickchick9850]

Having seen both of the original films, I desperately try and pretend this one doesn't exist. I can see I was smart.

[@darthbiz2095]

@@blankpage9277 the original was in black and white and involved magic instead of DNA stuff, but was still much better than this one

[@smokeybear7523]

the movie poster is legitimately the most terrifying thing I have ever seen

[@al_x2138]

Oh god I've only seen the trailer for this before and it scared me as a child. First time I saw it was with my older cousins watching a movie and they had to fast forward through the trailers because this movie scared me

[@juliahornback2843]

Why did it scare you?

[@BrickFighter13]

You know I forget Robert Downey Jr. Is an actor and is not actually a man named Tony Stark

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Approaching Halloween month, plz do Hocus Pocus, Eddie Murphy's Haunted Mansion and Scary Godmother

[@Bananacatboi]

no

[@HotdogAmigos]

As a type of dog, I can definitely confirm that this dog is shaggy.

[@mailcs06]

4:42 What da dog doin’?

[@iamsushi1056]

"Can you do anything other than Football and Musicals?" "Yes, Basketball and Musicals"

[@joshuafrench2727]

14:10 the new animorphs looks amazing.

[@robb93f-p28]

7:30 oh god its Fred

[@Luissv72]

"He lives seven years for every human year." For every human year that exists in a human lifespan, he will get 7. He gets seven times the lifespan of an average man. How is this difficult to understand?

[@DannibalManRealOmgNoWay]

Because they worded it like that.

[@mrviking2mcall212]

It’s really awkward phrasing.

[@funni_noises]

Because I thought I was having a stroke reading your comment. Shitty wording

[@falcon8105]

3:28 also, I can't believe I'm seeing Robert Downey Jr, Danny Glover, and Tim Allen in the same room like wtf

[@joeyteter9383]

Wait, people don’t like the “Scott’s Tots” and “Dinner Party” episodes of the Office? Why not? Am I missing something?

[@JanEnthusiast]

They probably don't like it because it gets awkward. Idk but I have no issue with those episodes.

[@joeyteter9383]

@@JanEnthusiast maybe. But I kind of got the feeling from these guys that there were things that make it “problematic” but idk. Maybe you’re right and it’s just the awkwardness of it being the reason why people don’t like it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@theflickchick9850]

"Scott's Tots" is pain for me but I will die on the hill that "Dinner Party" is the best episode of the whole show.

[@isaacbindingofisaac9184]

7:01 floating mic!

[@cecildesist]

4:18 I mean, I think I get it. The dog’s life span is the average human’s multiplied by seven, right? Wait. I can’t even tell if that explanation makes sense. 😂

[@erics.czernecki7333]

Interesting fact, the guy who directed this is now the head of Paramount.

[@danofsteel785]

3:52 Contrary to popular belief, that's not how dog years are calculated. By their first year, dogs are about 15 years in a human's life. Their second year, another 9 is added. And then 4 or 5 more for every following year.

[@sillyberry5050]

Tim Allen was also in a movie where he was turned into a cat. Its called 9 Lives

[@MicrowaveSociety]

why must he make us suffer

[@Sarahonwheels]

No, that was Kevin Spacey's last movie. His worst movie before well, you know.

[@sillyberry5050]

@@Sarahonwheels oh dang I could've swore it was Tim Allen, that's who I think of everytime I think of that movie. Thanks

[@Sarahonwheels]

@@sillyberry5050 I still can't believe that was his last movie before he was outed as a sexual predator. What a movie to die on.

[@kaitlando636]

I dnt think that was tim Allen. I think it was a dif actor

[@yugoslavia6726]

4:09 I think it’s meant to be that he ages slower humans and dogs. It might be every 7 human years, he only ages by 1 year. Meaning that he probably grew at the normal rate of a dog of his breed, but at a certain point, his aging had slowed

[@albusnightspring8057]

4:27 A snake tail is the part after the cloaca, which is pretty short compared to the rest of the body

[@hongxiuquan69]

Snakes are a long ribcage.

[@Max-md5fr]

3:51 Its saying that every 7 human years the dog get 1 year older.

[@cultreader9751]

You can't just have characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

[@blankadams3120]

9:17 Who invited Geordi LaForge to run a camera?

[@wee-ba-noob5740]

I think you guys would have a great time in saying something about The awful Inspector Gadget Movie

[@burritofoe]

is anyone literally going to talk about how Tim's son in this movie is the fat kid from Zoom

[@TeaComfy]

12:06 literally me. Seriously. Actually me.

[@MicrowaveSociety]

improv artist and also a mule? dope!

[@TeaComfy]

@@MicrowaveSociety I'm cooking meth in my attic

[@RawReviews.]

@@TeaComfy dang man

[@adamshafeeq8685]

You ain't Heisenberg dawg. You ain't him...

[@TwentyNineJP]

Found you guys because you were almost the only people taking a dump on this awful movie I remember seeing in the theater. I needed to hear someone else hating on it, and you delivered. Great quality content, may more subs find your channel.

[@godai6203]

Okay, why does Robert Downey Jr speak like Ben Shapiro?

[@FurryShroomLad]

I know what the high pitched noise that Tim Allen didn’t like was.. it was the grinding of the cassette/CD from that kid’s Walkman/CD player. I have a cassette player and it squeaks like that too.

[@daikaijuzilla]

2:34 made me laugh so hard, I have no clue why. Love y’all

[@Fightclubcat]

On the poster for the original 50's movie, it said that it's a new kind of horror movie... HORRIBLY FUNNY! (That's what the poster said)

[@Slackdog_]

8:24 is literally just the Jonny depp and amber heard case

[@EB3Rplus]

Tim Allen just stepped on a bee.

[@cocosolis8240]

6:18 the way it worked at my school was that you had to have a minimum passing grade in all your classes to play sports, pretty sure a lot of other schools do that too, so that checks out

[@tac7288]

This movie lived rent free in the back of my head my whole life, but I could never remember the name. Now that I do I can have a separate opinion and say I liked this movie.

[@UnclePhil73]

Well I guess come December you gotta continue the Tim Allen love and watch “Christmas with the Kranks”. He even continues the animal hate trope by irrationally hating a cat and freezing it to death.

[@maidbread2395]

It's almost Halloween, if you need suggestions perhaps The Little Vampire would be a good early 2000's movie to poke at

[@zacharysiple629]

0:13 Same, my Grandma loves them though. There are dog movies I love though, such Lady and the Tramp.

[@spideyawesome6498]

Buzz lightyear is the only thing i want to remember Tim allen as.

[@diamondknight8587]

That & Santa Claus

[@johnindigo5477]

Uh, home improvement?

[@shirmanturley8569]

What about Galaxy Quest?

[@spideyawesome6498]

@@shirmanturley8569 Haven't seen it

[@shirmanturley8569]

You're missing a treat. They say it's the best Star Trek movie ever, LOL!

[@GUNUFofficial]

This is actually a remake. The old movies are very old live action disney cheese, not like 2000s, mid-mid 1980s disney cheese. Also watch midnight madness, it's really weird for a disney movie.

[@willb.history4210]

YES! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! FOR ACTUAL YEARS I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER IF THIS MOVIE WAS REAL OR NOT OR IF I JUST HAD A REALLY WEIRD FUCKING DREAM! NOW I KNOW I'M ONLY PARTIALLY ISNANE!

[@roxassora2706]

This film for some reason reminds me of that Markiplier movie

[@JDGansGaming]

Think the "Can't burn a building down just cause the put makeup on bunnies" line might be about environmental extremist burning down a building that would be using animals as test subjects.

[@izzyarts1335]

14:44 This is by far the most cringe part to me like whY IS HE LOOKING AT HER LIKE THAT??? Alabama is that you?

[@jeremiahsacks2868]

They originally wanted to make a completely different movie, but then Tim Allen just walked right on set, pretending that the set was the real world, living his normal life, and just would not leave, so they made the movie about him.

[@DParkerNunya]

I scrubbed this movie from my mind. Thank you for reminding me of this psychological horror.

[@PalisadePeryton]

A 'shaggy dog joke,' by definition, is a type of joke that goes on for way too long and has a stupid, pointless punchline. The entire objective is to annoy whoever you're telling it to. So... Yeah, that sounds about right.

[@PATOfThePAT]

I remember when I was about to go see this movie with my family, one of my friends was outside and he wanted to hang out. My mom and brother went, and as soon as the car was gone, my friend went home, and I was locked out from my house. I ended up punching him in the face the next day.

[@musicaluprising924]

I can’t believe I went frame by frame for “can’t believe they made ace attorney into a real thing”