tim dillon enjoying a brutal roast on kill tony

  Рет қаралды 1,408,274

The Legend of Tim Dillon

The Legend of Tim Dillon

Күн бұрын

Clip from Kill Tony Ep - 382 | Tim Dillon

Пікірлер: 1 800
@TheLegendofTimDillon
@TheLegendofTimDillon 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Krystal, but I'm an attention whore. I get views on other people's content. I have no morals.
@MrAppie9090
@MrAppie9090 3 жыл бұрын
Poor people have morals, rich people have a private island
@Whtwlsn
@Whtwlsn 3 жыл бұрын
Only if she was pregnant at the time
@natel7382
@natel7382 2 жыл бұрын
Wait is hobo William Montgomery?
@BrandonD24
@BrandonD24 2 жыл бұрын
Oh we know dude. Don't forget that you also use an incredibly hard working and talented mans name, to get those already stolen views ;)
@TheLegendofTimDillon
@TheLegendofTimDillon 2 жыл бұрын
@@BrandonD24 channel is not monetized dipshit
@RAIDOVERMOSCOW1
@RAIDOVERMOSCOW1 2 жыл бұрын
This "pretending not to care" charade must be exhausting.
@joeyg29jgjg
@joeyg29jgjg 2 жыл бұрын
Lots of crying in bathrooms
@guitarsANDcars39
@guitarsANDcars39 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, I work at comedy clubs... that statement is 100% accurate.
@babykrogan424
@babykrogan424 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Patrice called this "I'm not going to put pressure on my self" act out years ago. It's so annoying to watch.
@nickknoote
@nickknoote Жыл бұрын
have yall never tried xanax before??
@anthonyontv
@anthonyontv 7 ай бұрын
I imagine it’s the opposite, takes no effort. And takes no skill or ability.
@tradelikezach
@tradelikezach 3 жыл бұрын
"next time lets talk to the real human being, you're a little bit fucked up" thats how I feel about every drunk person
@bigtoejoe7989
@bigtoejoe7989 3 жыл бұрын
I've definitely noticed that, even with myself. People don't have to be that drunk either, they're just disconnected and hard to talk to
@WhalesWilly
@WhalesWilly 3 жыл бұрын
I disagree, the drunkeness often reveals a lot
@quintincastro7430
@quintincastro7430 2 жыл бұрын
Being drunk can make someone more open but super high and drunk will make it a little bit harder to talk to them
@ayeejaayy5848
@ayeejaayy5848 Жыл бұрын
@@WhalesWilly I think that was the whole point of his comment lmao
@NobleVagabond2552
@NobleVagabond2552 2 ай бұрын
Xanny bars
@SpecOpsGear
@SpecOpsGear 3 жыл бұрын
Tbf, i dont think most people would do that well being ridiculed after bombing.
@austinsmith2808
@austinsmith2808 3 жыл бұрын
Most people would not go up on stage, but I’m glad people like krystsl chats here does
@l-train7876
@l-train7876 3 жыл бұрын
“...Do that well”??? She was so fucking high she didn’t know what year it was.
@SpecOpsGear
@SpecOpsGear 3 жыл бұрын
@@l-train7876 to be clear, i mean she was a fairly good sport about being mocked. Yes, being stoned would make that easier.
@Mj_Billz
@Mj_Billz 3 жыл бұрын
She’s resilient
@soundsculptor3549
@soundsculptor3549 3 жыл бұрын
Ugh everyone in this thread is the death of comedy. You either objectively made people laugh or you didnt. Period. You dont get a ribbon for sucking on stage. Comedy is a meritocracy.
@chashmal10
@chashmal10 Жыл бұрын
Damn, Tony’s subtle “and you haven’t eaten today” 😭
@mykellallen9560
@mykellallen9560 Жыл бұрын
Hobo baggins sounded like William Montgomery when he was yellin 😭☠️😂😂😂😂
@benjamina.mcconnell7024
@benjamina.mcconnell7024 Жыл бұрын
No way that’s a coincidence, right?
@bananaman6869
@bananaman6869 2 ай бұрын
was it him?
@thomasholbird
@thomasholbird 2 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@sollux13
@sollux13 2 жыл бұрын
Jeremiah's face throughout her routine is the best part of the video
@CantTellYou
@CantTellYou 10 ай бұрын
Goddamn I miss the fun circus this show used to be, compared to the relatively sterile thing today
@MaxwellSchreck66633
@MaxwellSchreck66633 2 жыл бұрын
She's still somehow funnier than Whitney Cummings
@CumtownAndConspiracyClips
@CumtownAndConspiracyClips 9 ай бұрын
True 😂
@AbyssLMachiine
@AbyssLMachiine 9 ай бұрын
I disagree
@TheoGarza
@TheoGarza 8 ай бұрын
Wrong
@Bruped
@Bruped 8 ай бұрын
You must think about her a lot to comment about someone not mentioned at all😂😂😂
@Kevinthornton17
@Kevinthornton17 2 жыл бұрын
Was she rolling? LMAO this was hilarious
@Verbal_Kint416
@Verbal_Kint416 3 жыл бұрын
Y I K E S !
@I_am_BiG_Al
@I_am_BiG_Al 3 жыл бұрын
I'd still give her one
@fruitlandgrizzly
@fruitlandgrizzly 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing funnier than seeing someone bomb, is seeing someone bomb but think they are doing well.
@Didgeridoo42
@Didgeridoo42 11 ай бұрын
I miss the old band
@MountainPerson
@MountainPerson 2 жыл бұрын
Man I thought that the school shooting opener was hilarious
@ElderBishopPastorReverendOssie
@ElderBishopPastorReverendOssie 2 ай бұрын
The show has evolved so much since LA
@causticgrip8329
@causticgrip8329 3 жыл бұрын
If LA were a person.
@beachchickensmedia
@beachchickensmedia 3 жыл бұрын
this
@Slash687
@Slash687 3 жыл бұрын
"Interesting?? I'm not really interesting"
@davids8127
@davids8127 3 жыл бұрын
Probably it would've been better if they just decriminalise weed so people with 0 life skills couldn't just go to a shop and buy it.
@anxietyebriety6553
@anxietyebriety6553 3 жыл бұрын
"Ummm" *takes OF dono irl* "Yeah liiiike"
@maguy8133
@maguy8133 3 жыл бұрын
YES. THAT. the way she slurs her speech.
@UtherPendragon2020
@UtherPendragon2020 3 жыл бұрын
She will be opening for Brendan Schaub in no time at all
@danieldoughty
@danieldoughty 3 жыл бұрын
Even he is better than this flop
@Weshopwizard
@Weshopwizard 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the other way around.
@excellenceinrecycling4093
@excellenceinrecycling4093 3 жыл бұрын
Brendan Schaub is as funny as a bleeding hemorrhoid, and this chick is as funny as a colostomy bag
@carbide8582
@carbide8582 3 жыл бұрын
headlining for Swab*
@rancewhite9312
@rancewhite9312 3 жыл бұрын
Aye, you ain’t lyin about that B…
@Jonbenramden69
@Jonbenramden69 6 ай бұрын
If Xanax, red wine, and single in your late 20s was a person
@Daverod
@Daverod Ай бұрын
That fact that we can pick out the exact drug within 20 seconds says something about us😂😂
@4NaturesStory
@4NaturesStory 14 күн бұрын
lol, yup!! Smashing in to the wall!!
@bigw1340
@bigw1340 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to explain that Tim is the gay one and Tony is the straight one
@sandworm9528
@sandworm9528 Жыл бұрын
😂
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 Жыл бұрын
Haha... This world makes no sense at all 😃🤣
@TWOhype23
@TWOhype23 Жыл бұрын
Tony is not straight lmfao
@kylemaynard3758
@kylemaynard3758 11 ай бұрын
Makes zero sense🤔 %100 convinced were in a simulation
@Noah-z8s7k
@Noah-z8s7k 5 ай бұрын
@@TWOhype23 and tim isn’t gay 😂
@davidramos4317
@davidramos4317 3 жыл бұрын
Her vocal fry and lack of enthusiasm is outstanding
@ym6294
@ym6294 3 жыл бұрын
That's just trashy LA girl sydrome they become coomer up with the weed, drugs and sex that dulls them and there mind.
@maguy8133
@maguy8133 3 жыл бұрын
Urgh....
@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo
@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo 2 жыл бұрын
She seems zooted
@tarico4436
@tarico4436 2 жыл бұрын
I see a lot of potential there. Just has to put together some tight writing. Maybe wear that push up bra? Or cover everything with a parka? Tim has proven to us many many times that dark material like school shootings can have a funny side.
@WorthlessClips
@WorthlessClips 2 жыл бұрын
Vocal fry ? Wtf are you talking about
@iXmetalXi
@iXmetalXi 3 жыл бұрын
She sounds like she strictly breathes computer duster
@rizvaldo7209
@rizvaldo7209 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@tylerp3327
@tylerp3327 2 жыл бұрын
She’s walking on sunshine
@michellee7469
@michellee7469 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 Жыл бұрын
😂 that huffer hitter!
@iXmetalXi
@iXmetalXi Жыл бұрын
@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 “I’m walking on sunshine”- towelie
@th.monroe
@th.monroe 3 жыл бұрын
If Tony is straight, he has the gayest straight man voice ever
@goforward8697
@goforward8697 3 жыл бұрын
What he lacks in being out of the closet he makes up for in being bitter and cynical
@redd3032
@redd3032 3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, Tim is gay and Tony is straight
@MeanMustard650
@MeanMustard650 3 жыл бұрын
@@redd3032 and both made that choice for their career
@michalfinnigan
@michalfinnigan 3 жыл бұрын
gay and mean
@Greeezy
@Greeezy 3 жыл бұрын
I like to think he sounds better in real life. You know. Like when you hear yourself on a voicemail. Shits messed up.
@leviathon18
@leviathon18 2 жыл бұрын
The stench of L.A stereotype was strong and the promoting that she has a podcast was the cherry on top.
@jonathanmartin726
@jonathanmartin726 3 жыл бұрын
She’ll have a Netflix special by the end of the year.
@reginald8623
@reginald8623 3 жыл бұрын
Itll have all updoots
@TH.417
@TH.417 3 жыл бұрын
She just needs to Identify as Gay. Then she can get whatever she wants in capitalist America; Novelty sells
@hawk1093
@hawk1093 3 жыл бұрын
92% on Rotten Tomatoes
@TH.417
@TH.417 3 жыл бұрын
@@hawk1093 2% viewer rating
@hawk1093
@hawk1093 3 жыл бұрын
@@TH.417 lmao xD
@B-DINO
@B-DINO 3 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is like McDonald's ice cream machine. You cannot break something that is already broken.
@kennypyne7821
@kennypyne7821 3 жыл бұрын
And he’s full of cream. I’ll let you decide which kind
@mchaney2
@mchaney2 2 жыл бұрын
we got pies
@JTLids
@JTLids 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best tim dillon analogy i’ve heard to date
@jescollo
@jescollo 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard the words “sorry our ice cream machine is broken” at McDonald’s. I feel like this is just a joke that got started and now everyone just goes along with it
@B-DINO
@B-DINO 2 жыл бұрын
@@jescollo I've honestly only had McDonald's ice cream maybe 5 times ever in my life despite having asked for it 100+ times without any doubt. Also, there are tons of articles on why it occurs so often so it's fair to say you're a rare minority. Apparently it takes up to 4 hours to clean the machines so that's one reason they're always down, then they are prone to malfunction and only special technicians are allowed to work on them so it can take days to get one repaired. A company actually designed a program to help McDonald's workers identify and repair the machines themselves and were then sued by the company that produces the machines...so basically they just have control of whether I get a Mcflurry or not at any given time...on the positive side I've grown to like Blizzards better anyway 🤷‍♂️
@nickypoundtown9568
@nickypoundtown9568 3 жыл бұрын
We need to protect Tim at all costs, i dont need to lose another funny yelling fat guy in my lifetime
@airmanjoe
@airmanjoe 3 жыл бұрын
100%. I’m still upset about Chris
@nickypoundtown9568
@nickypoundtown9568 3 жыл бұрын
@@airmanjoe I miss Chris
@stephenasmith4192
@stephenasmith4192 3 жыл бұрын
airbnb and the whole world disagrees
@Youtuber-lv6eh
@Youtuber-lv6eh 3 жыл бұрын
Rip Patrice
@nickypoundtown9568
@nickypoundtown9568 3 жыл бұрын
@@stephenasmith4192 the reason for my comment in the first place because the world is full of retarded slightly psychotic vengeful losers
@spfcasual3786
@spfcasual3786 3 жыл бұрын
She is proof that sensing humor is not the same as delivering humor.
@dankestranch8738
@dankestranch8738 3 жыл бұрын
Well said comedy Aristotle
@jawnjacob7573
@jawnjacob7573 3 жыл бұрын
Did anyone ever say they were the same?
@wouldntyouliketoknow1477
@wouldntyouliketoknow1477 3 жыл бұрын
@@jawnjacob7573 …..every single person who tries to get into comedy but fails
@Beunibster
@Beunibster 2 жыл бұрын
She's on pills, right?
@charlespancamo9771
@charlespancamo9771 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. i love that she went super dark but she had no setup at all just went right to it. I give this girl props, she just needs to develop her stuff.
@vontablack8825
@vontablack8825 3 жыл бұрын
"No the problem is the Comedy."
@stuarcari
@stuarcari 3 жыл бұрын
Yet all we're gonna do is make small chest jokes. I think there was a problem with the comedy on both sides
@andrewstephens5885
@andrewstephens5885 3 жыл бұрын
agreed , pretty uncomfortable clip
@viktorkukuruzovic5332
@viktorkukuruzovic5332 3 жыл бұрын
@@stuarcari tony was actually being considerate with those jokes, who knows how the broad would have handled the truf
@joelsanchez2776
@joelsanchez2776 5 ай бұрын
The written material and….. everything else… were the only problems
@mixtapemichigan
@mixtapemichigan 3 ай бұрын
...or lack therof, of the comedy
@REDLINE4WD.
@REDLINE4WD. 3 жыл бұрын
She's laughs at nothing because she has nothing to say. That's 100% LA chicks. Haahaahaaa whaaaaat? That's craaaazeeeyyyyy.
@HipHopAn0n
@HipHopAn0n 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sooooooo baaaaaaked
@BBD-AITB
@BBD-AITB 10 ай бұрын
You for sure have never been to LA if you think all the women are like this.
@UncleA88
@UncleA88 29 күн бұрын
@@BBD-AITBnot all, just 99.99999999% of them
@vadabegins9227
@vadabegins9227 14 сағат бұрын
@@BBD-AITB🎉
@garlottos
@garlottos 3 жыл бұрын
"So does this table" Holy shit, what a quick genius!
@oscar9680
@oscar9680 3 жыл бұрын
the "flat as a table" joke is so old and overused it was funny, not genius
@Exalted-
@Exalted- 3 жыл бұрын
Even better that he just defended her a bit by roasting himself but she added to it making him say that
@BigNoseTony
@BigNoseTony 3 жыл бұрын
That's the type of skill you should sharpen before you even try standup. Otherwise, this.
@Mike-wi6ho
@Mike-wi6ho 3 жыл бұрын
@@oscar9680 lmao ok oscar mr comedian god over here
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Ok that was not the direction I was going in."
@morganl4445
@morganl4445 3 жыл бұрын
Why do so many female comics talk like this? Super annoying
@leorickt.9604
@leorickt.9604 3 жыл бұрын
Because women arent funny
@kennypyne7821
@kennypyne7821 3 жыл бұрын
It’s because they’re aware of the annoying valley girl voice enough to make fun of it from a place of irony, but their personality, as it’s wrapped up in what they’re trying to make fun of, is not enough to make any material present as ironic or funny.
@CrackinJacks138
@CrackinJacks138 3 жыл бұрын
It's from xanax
@Reginald_Harrison
@Reginald_Harrison 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting question. I'm sure it could be traced back to some female comic they're all trying to imitate. Who was the first?
@matthewbishop8395
@matthewbishop8395 3 жыл бұрын
Remove the word comics and it still makes sense
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 3 жыл бұрын
It's not a soft crowd, just saying "what's everyone's favorite school shooting?" Without anything except the soft comment follow up is not a joke
@stuarcari
@stuarcari 3 жыл бұрын
I actually thought the soft crowd line was one of the few somewhat funny things she said
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 3 жыл бұрын
@@stuarcari yea real clever, set up a horrible statement, defend it with calling the crowd soft? Real low hanging fruit there. People accept edgy if it's actually funny
@stuarcari
@stuarcari 3 жыл бұрын
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 I dunno, maybe I read it wrong, but i took it more of an absurdist statement. Like " aww, people don't think school shootings are cool? Weird, they must be soft" kinda thing. Maybe I read it wrong and I'm not really inclined to watch her again lol
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 3 жыл бұрын
@@stuarcari I'm with you in that it's not important enough to play back lol. I see your perspective tho.
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 3 жыл бұрын
@J B shit was lame too
@Cultofderek
@Cultofderek 3 жыл бұрын
They’re all focused on her chest and Tim is focused on her comedy....there are levels to the wit
@justinborland2982
@justinborland2982 3 жыл бұрын
Or Tim is just actually, openly gay
@LeChina
@LeChina 3 жыл бұрын
@@justinborland2982 never
@andthebeatgoeson69
@andthebeatgoeson69 3 жыл бұрын
He's deeply closeted
@waloacme
@waloacme 3 жыл бұрын
If he's really gay, then well that would be very funny!
@LordKingKamiGuru
@LordKingKamiGuru 3 жыл бұрын
@@waloacme He is.
@DJFaNaTiiC
@DJFaNaTiiC 3 жыл бұрын
Of COURSE she’s a budtender
@TheClevelandSteamer
@TheClevelandSteamer 3 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t imagine her being anything other than that.
@AdamSmith75th
@AdamSmith75th 3 жыл бұрын
What gave it away? iiissssssss itttt theeeee facccctttttttttttt….thaaaaaaat sheee talkkks likeeeeee thisssssssss??????
@Alex-gv4rv
@Alex-gv4rv 2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamSmith75th PNW budtenders aren't like this we just used to say bro and dude way too much when I was one
@joeyricefried9621
@joeyricefried9621 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@tomadamo3226
@tomadamo3226 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know that was a thing
@MEMESSOSTUPID
@MEMESSOSTUPID 3 жыл бұрын
Still funnier than Brendan Schaub
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 Жыл бұрын
Gang gang daddy
@Bruped
@Bruped 8 ай бұрын
Rent free😂😂
@WATCHMYCLIPSZ
@WATCHMYCLIPSZ 6 ай бұрын
*DICEY DICEY!*
@awnishabaik
@awnishabaik 2 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when desperate dudes tell a 5 she's a 10 at comedy 🤣
@dead7163
@dead7163 2 жыл бұрын
its what happens when someone is starting comedy and theyre trying to get better
@natehollings
@natehollings 6 ай бұрын
not a whole lot of tryin it seems@@dead7163
@5orgen51
@5orgen51 3 ай бұрын
A 5!? She has no business doing comedy
@d.c.1059
@d.c.1059 3 жыл бұрын
After she came out with that voice I did not mind the roast.
@yvesdorsi56
@yvesdorsi56 3 жыл бұрын
This is honestly one of the most painful things I have ever witnessed, I think I cringed less on my first viewing of two girls one cup. Tim and Tony are really doing some hard charity work here.
@SpecOpsGear
@SpecOpsGear 3 жыл бұрын
First viewing? You've seen it more than once then?
@DirtSpud
@DirtSpud 3 жыл бұрын
@@SpecOpsGear I mean aren't we all men around here? 👈😎
@aFrogsWorstNightmare
@aFrogsWorstNightmare 2 жыл бұрын
Open mics are tough for people early in their career
@dennyb8442
@dennyb8442 2 жыл бұрын
The girl will still think she did well. She’s the worst type of people lol
@greendholia5206
@greendholia5206 2 жыл бұрын
All the kill Tony shows are like that, check out the theo von one, brutal cringe
@zaccondon1870
@zaccondon1870 2 жыл бұрын
In her defence, she took all of the heat very well. Good on her for that
@Candleowen
@Candleowen 2 жыл бұрын
not that hard when you're that fked up, ya know
@PatDaley
@PatDaley 2 жыл бұрын
By plugging her podcast and continuing to be unlikeable? Lol
@vectar
@vectar 2 жыл бұрын
That's narcissism at work. The entire room hates me but hey let's plug my podcast anyway.
@constantthought6082
@constantthought6082 2 жыл бұрын
@@vectar no, I think she was extremely nervous and didn’t know what to do or say,notice how she at one point refused to look at the crowd without putting her head down.
@bernlin2000
@bernlin2000 2 жыл бұрын
And that's how you win in the end lol. She wasn't so bad, just was vibing with the crowd. A lot of comedy is about delivery: she might have a nugget of a good idea, but it either wasn't fully developed or was delivered poorly (or both)
@xxfrank12
@xxfrank12 3 жыл бұрын
Tony saw right away the crowd hated her and took full advantage of the opportunity 😂😂
@anarmyoftigers
@anarmyoftigers 3 жыл бұрын
Favorite shooting bit taken from Nick Mullen circa 2016.
@DrDANKize
@DrDANKize 3 жыл бұрын
Why are all girls talking in a super low “I can’t even” sort of voice. It’s alike all women just turned into a stoner guy from the 70’s
@macyoung6634
@macyoung6634 3 жыл бұрын
They all adopt the same personality they see on tv.
@thebeerguybrothaguy
@thebeerguybrothaguy 3 жыл бұрын
Not everyone can have a sexy cheese grater voice like conald.
@JM-nt5ex
@JM-nt5ex 3 жыл бұрын
@@macyoung6634 tiktok*
@macyoung6634
@macyoung6634 3 жыл бұрын
@@JM-nt5ex yes exactly
@aprylljay
@aprylljay 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I hate it
@chrisvaldes_
@chrisvaldes_ 3 жыл бұрын
I like how Redban always look like the guy selling acid at the arcade
@justjaee546
@justjaee546 5 ай бұрын
I actually bought acid from Brian one time
@nsh1980
@nsh1980 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine willingly engaging in a word fight with Tim Dillon. That’s like punching a bear.
@jonnyfranco7
@jonnyfranco7 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy D doesn't even belong on this stage he's too funny for comedy.
@jpcairney85
@jpcairney85 3 жыл бұрын
Timmy D is Comedy!!!!
@OGRE_HATES_NERDS
@OGRE_HATES_NERDS 3 жыл бұрын
same goes for tony, redban, jeremiah, joelberg, and chroma chris. but lucky for us, theyre all there
@gumborambo4540
@gumborambo4540 3 жыл бұрын
yes or yes?!
@youtubeuser4943
@youtubeuser4943 3 жыл бұрын
He’s easily the funniest person on that stage by a mile
@2FadeMusic
@2FadeMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@OGRE_HATES_NERDS nah they dont compare buddy
@thewalkingdad4537
@thewalkingdad4537 3 жыл бұрын
One comedian on that stage.
@phoebe4567
@phoebe4567 3 жыл бұрын
like how tony was like, "oh you're still talking about the flat chest thing?" to the girl when it's the only thing he talked about the entire video.
@OloffMusic
@OloffMusic 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, the chest jokes stopped being funny very quickly
@youtubeuser4943
@youtubeuser4943 3 жыл бұрын
Tony is a master at not being self aware it seems
@hughjass2745
@hughjass2745 3 жыл бұрын
@@youtubeuser4943 indeed, launching into a racist tirade during a gig, realising his mediocre career might be about to end then moan to the audience who were probably recirding him, that they thought he was being serious. He'd be cancelled if he wasnt a rainbow warrior.
@philthedrill2244
@philthedrill2244 3 жыл бұрын
He’s just an unfunny bully with 10th grade insults.
@OloffMusic
@OloffMusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@philthedrill2244 nah he has some absolute zingers sometimes
@stevenkoudanis5238
@stevenkoudanis5238 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus That table line by Tim was a fatality lol
@fusuyreds1236
@fusuyreds1236 2 жыл бұрын
I'm 27 seconds in and I can't watch this anymore. Please, someone sponsor this girl's college education. She's as cut out for comedy as Tim is cut out to be an elite level athlete.
@SHx589
@SHx589 2 жыл бұрын
She speaks like she’s cooler then she really is.
@Trentesttubebaby40
@Trentesttubebaby40 3 жыл бұрын
Nick Mullen on drums
@jesse9713
@jesse9713 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
@Nope_Datt
@Nope_Datt 2 жыл бұрын
This gave me flashbacks of high school. Glad the torture was only 6 minutes, not 4 years.
@weazytv
@weazytv 2 жыл бұрын
"No the problem was the comedy" TD for the win
@emily-yt1xq
@emily-yt1xq 3 жыл бұрын
i don't get why she didn't mention she had a podcast when they asked her if there was anything interesting about her lol
@emily-yt1xq
@emily-yt1xq 3 жыл бұрын
@SP its not but they said "anything" lol
@emily-yt1xq
@emily-yt1xq 3 жыл бұрын
@@amir.420 i’m talking abt when they asked her not by the time she mentioned it
@justjaee546
@justjaee546 5 ай бұрын
Alcohol and drugs that’s why
@TheBornnaked
@TheBornnaked 2 жыл бұрын
She’s having the most subdued panic attack on stage that I’ve ever seen
@goofballbiscuits3647
@goofballbiscuits3647 Жыл бұрын
It's the strangest mixed bag of poise under fire and total deconstruction in front of a crowd.
@KK-----
@KK----- 7 ай бұрын
@zornu nah she's sober i think
@seedythomp4388
@seedythomp4388 6 ай бұрын
She seems like she’s on Xanax
@jonaskokansky
@jonaskokansky 4 ай бұрын
@zornuthought the same thing. Probably some xanax kinda thing
@NobleVagabond2552
@NobleVagabond2552 2 ай бұрын
Xans for sure, surprised she didn’t fall asleep out there telling her boring ass shit
@MrAppie9090
@MrAppie9090 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, detached ironic chick, never seen that before.
@thefatebringer2046
@thefatebringer2046 3 жыл бұрын
This the kind of comedy netflix specials want
@tlz124
@tlz124 2 жыл бұрын
Whoever started the word budtender has got to be the funniest person alive
@TheBlackdog8
@TheBlackdog8 2 жыл бұрын
What a stupid fucking word, right?
@scottsmith8162
@scottsmith8162 2 жыл бұрын
Tony’s jokes are almost as bad as hers jeeeesh 😅
@bobbowie9350
@bobbowie9350 2 жыл бұрын
3:00 sounded like William
@AKdaJuiceGuy
@AKdaJuiceGuy 11 күн бұрын
Willy probably saw that and was like I can do that and nothing else
@mfboom3055
@mfboom3055 3 жыл бұрын
The "duh duh DUUUUUH" sound effect when she mentions her podcast 🤣🤣🤣
@iblamegravity1
@iblamegravity1 3 жыл бұрын
3 edits in a 60 second set? Lol
@TheLegendofTimDillon
@TheLegendofTimDillon 3 жыл бұрын
hey fuck off
@bobbybaklava9605
@bobbybaklava9605 3 жыл бұрын
Tim has spoken
@B.OKwithShay
@B.OKwithShay 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheLegendofTimDillon hahahahah my king
@GrrillaFinger
@GrrillaFinger 3 жыл бұрын
Take some time and think about how this makes you feel. Then tell it to your stinky peter.
@Jerry-l9i1f
@Jerry-l9i1f Ай бұрын
This what happens when ur job is to flirt with guys that look like tim for tips all day
@conorm9575
@conorm9575 3 жыл бұрын
alright so the "whats everyones favorite school shooting" would be pretty funny if executed well
@gutsfiend6678
@gutsfiend6678 3 жыл бұрын
and if it wasn’t the opener
@conorm9575
@conorm9575 3 жыл бұрын
@@gutsfiend6678 shit i thought it was a good opener and it actually made me laugh. the rest of it... not so much
@bobbyknuckles6380
@bobbyknuckles6380 3 жыл бұрын
@@conorm9575 It will never work as an opener and it needs to be delivered with much more care - if at all.
@AmbientSounds205
@AmbientSounds205 3 жыл бұрын
She will have great success on the red scare podcast!
@christopherg1288
@christopherg1288 2 жыл бұрын
She was fineeee. They were mean and rude kinda going over board with stuff. Plus it’s all chopped up. Her chest ain’t that flat
@mykmcgrane
@mykmcgrane 3 жыл бұрын
Regardless of her act, regardless, big Ups to Krystal for being a good-attitude-champ through that serious beating from Tony and Tim.
@straightnobraker4677
@straightnobraker4677 3 жыл бұрын
just too dumb to realize what was going on
@irvinclemente2368
@irvinclemente2368 2 жыл бұрын
wanna bet she cried backstage after this?
@georgek8182
@georgek8182 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus shut up
@jds7634
@jds7634 3 жыл бұрын
I actually think she’s kinda hot
@matthewlee8725
@matthewlee8725 9 ай бұрын
I love the way Tim Dillon looks every act up and down when they come on stage like Hannibal Lecter scoping his latest meal.
@xxlegitfailxx
@xxlegitfailxx 3 жыл бұрын
she reminds me of when sketchy weed clinics used to sprinkle xanax in the edibles to make them stronger
@-darrell
@-darrell 3 жыл бұрын
In what world do people cut cheap drugs with expensive ones
@ApeSheet387
@ApeSheet387 2 жыл бұрын
@@-darrell Xanax is a much cheaper drug than weed lol
@HelloKurse
@HelloKurse 2 ай бұрын
@@ApeSheet387 ?????????????????????
@DudeMan-xs3db
@DudeMan-xs3db 3 жыл бұрын
She's almost as bad at comedy as Tony.
@hughjass2745
@hughjass2745 3 жыл бұрын
The same Tony who has no idea why people think he's gay. Probably the no gag reflex and the constant hitting on the 18yo busboys.
@Ufor332
@Ufor332 3 жыл бұрын
you and your upvotes = jealousss
@WaldoCarmen
@WaldoCarmen 6 ай бұрын
Chroma Chris channeling William Montgomery
@MegaUnclesalty
@MegaUnclesalty 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is too good to be up there with those other losers. Comedians should know when to give up on a particular subject
@Ghostgotjokes
@Ghostgotjokes 2 жыл бұрын
Or maybe he enjoys it and does it because he wants to? Who tf do you people think you are lmao acting like you know whats best for another grown man as you sit and do nothing with your own life
@ethanhayward2424
@ethanhayward2424 2 ай бұрын
Hobo baggins shit joke was good, he just did a bad delivery
@MrFeeny911
@MrFeeny911 3 жыл бұрын
I love Tim cause of this. REAL ASS DUDE
@IAmMorts
@IAmMorts 3 жыл бұрын
yup, Our Tim loves the real ass, dude.
@MrFeeny911
@MrFeeny911 3 жыл бұрын
@@IAmMorts nice
@TheSuperQuail
@TheSuperQuail 2 жыл бұрын
She took it pretty well
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 3 жыл бұрын
Dude on the Sax looks like he's in the midst of a hullicination lmao
@adamjensen1698
@adamjensen1698 Ай бұрын
Me listening to this woman for more than 10 seconds... 🤪🔫
@TheWing7189
@TheWing7189 3 жыл бұрын
“Jokes fell flatter than your chest” Wow what a hack joke. And he tried again later. I made jokes like that in junior high. Tony is weak.
@St0neByte
@St0neByte 7 ай бұрын
"Tony is weak." Wow what a hack insult. I made insults like that in elementary school.
@deezyD93
@deezyD93 3 жыл бұрын
Hobo baggins “shit on the stage” joke was hilarious, idk why no one else thought that was funny
@SterlingSimmons22
@SterlingSimmons22 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like William Montgomery
@omasfreier
@omasfreier 2 жыл бұрын
because they do this joke like almost all the time someone has a bad set
@jaysonteixeria195
@jaysonteixeria195 Жыл бұрын
Honestly his delivery was bad I didn't even pick up that it was a homeless people shit on the floor joke lol
@24kche
@24kche 2 жыл бұрын
Aw man i miss that guy on guitar 😞 always with the good ass lines
@BaronBacon
@BaronBacon 3 жыл бұрын
That's going to be Jimmy Failon's replacement in a year or two.
@vivienmartin225
@vivienmartin225 3 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when tiktokers try comedy
@Thewatcher-ee9dr
@Thewatcher-ee9dr 3 ай бұрын
Tony : You haven't eaten or drank today . no wonder
@SteveMurkell
@SteveMurkell 3 жыл бұрын
Hobo Baggins reminds me of William Montgomery lol
@zachthompson5335
@zachthompson5335 2 жыл бұрын
Her: “How drunk should I get before going up?” Also her: “YES”
@greg1065
@greg1065 2 жыл бұрын
my blood stopped flowing from the cringe but hey i give her credit for the bravery
@evanparry901
@evanparry901 2 жыл бұрын
A good quote I heard and am paraphrasing. "It isn't the great comics that give people the bravery to try and get up on the stage. Its the shitty comics at an open mic that give people the hope that they could be better than them."
@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157
@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 2 жыл бұрын
So glad Jeremiah is off the show. He always took it too far, youre part of the band and not on the panel for a reason
@roganjoshkrishna2950
@roganjoshkrishna2950 3 жыл бұрын
The guy in the middle just couldn’t shut up about her chest. Was funny at first, then kinda annoying, then downright boring. Would have preferred to sit through another hour of her mindless shooting set.
@demolitionsexpert
@demolitionsexpert 3 жыл бұрын
ha! He is allegedly funny and the host of the show. the only reason to watch this is for Tim Dillon
@stuarcari
@stuarcari 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah after the first couple it got a bit old. Those guys are better than the low hanging fruit (pun semi intended) of body size jokes. Its like when a fat guy goes up and they just do fat jokes....hardly original. People just don't care because she was shit/annoying.
@bobbowie9350
@bobbowie9350 3 жыл бұрын
Tony always beats a dead horse
@heythere6983
@heythere6983 3 жыл бұрын
Tbh all their jokes were lame. Atleast she’s a newb.
@MichaelTheChairman
@MichaelTheChairman 3 жыл бұрын
This clip is golden!
@timothyzelasko
@timothyzelasko Жыл бұрын
So I went to the strippers for the first time, it was in Vegas I loved it so much that about a week later I went to the stripes in my hometown town it wasn't the same though. The strippers in Canada get very angry when you throw loonies and toonies at them 🤷‍♂️
@docsalas1203
@docsalas1203 3 жыл бұрын
I dont know why tony just is not funny to me
@jeremyedge890
@jeremyedge890 3 жыл бұрын
I hear you, hes too competitive/defensive imo that's why so many people love tim dillion, hes got a neverending pocket full of dont give a fucks
@fhornet3123
@fhornet3123 3 жыл бұрын
The reason why is because he's not funny
@MrMustacrackish
@MrMustacrackish 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's pretty average and underwhelming, which makes his role as critic kind of unbearable. I do like how he sings the lyrics to Jumper by 3rd eye blind to every song the band covers. That consistently makes me chuckle. It may be an easy stupid bit but it doesn't get old somehow
@MrMustacrackish
@MrMustacrackish 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he's pretty average and underwhelming, which makes his role as critic kind of unbearable. I do like how he sings the lyrics to Jumper by 3rd eye blind to every song the band covers. That consistently makes me chuckle. It may be an easy stupid bit but it doesn't get old somehow
@onyx9857
@onyx9857 2 ай бұрын
Everything women find funny, in one small package: 1) an IDGAF monotone. 2) saying "ummmmmmm" to fill the silence where laughter should be. 3) Doing "edgy" material.
@Spawn303
@Spawn303 2 жыл бұрын
Still funnier than Brendan “100%” Schaub
@Pedalbored
@Pedalbored 2 ай бұрын
Women trying to be edgy is cringy
@drawingstuff6660
@drawingstuff6660 2 жыл бұрын
They overdid the flat chat jokes
@0vermars520
@0vermars520 3 жыл бұрын
You can see her defense mechanism at play.
@mykmcgrane
@mykmcgrane 3 жыл бұрын
Ya mean keeping her cool under her nervousness while two of some of most quality comedians and ass-rippers around beat her up on stage? Yeah... See your point.
@twitterfingers5241
@twitterfingers5241 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 when she said,"you're so mad" she was done for
@soundsculptor3549
@soundsculptor3549 3 жыл бұрын
@@mykmcgrane Sorry if comedy is the last bastion of meritocracy, aside from Netflix that is. You don't get a ribbon for walking on stage. Either you made people laugh or you didn't. Comedy should be a more self evident law than gravity. Screw this pretentious broad who had the narcissistic self reflection to think she was interesting enough to make people laugh. Marginalizes the talents of those select few who truly possess that ability.
@Derek_Keenan
@Derek_Keenan Жыл бұрын
one of the most performative laughers i've ever seen, like chappelle x100
@mrdgg949
@mrdgg949 3 жыл бұрын
Still better than Amy Shummer
Comic Gets Mad And Walks Off After Awkward Kill Tony Set
9:28
David Lucas
Рет қаралды 2 МЛН
Every parent is like this ❤️💚💚💜💙
00:10
Like Asiya
Рет қаралды 14 МЛН
The selfish The Joker was taught a lesson by Officer Rabbit. #funny #supersiblings
00:12
The Dusty Lester Incident | Kill Tony Podcast
19:43
Ian Ellis LLC
Рет қаралды 158 М.
Tim Dillon’s Most Triggering Joke
8:38
Tucker Carlson Network
Рет қаралды 319 М.
Tim Dillon does a Joe Rogan impression
3:38
The Legend of Tim Dillon
Рет қаралды 294 М.
Tim Dillon Goes Off On The Bitcoin Conference and Handles a Heckler
9:02
Tim Dillon Show Clips
Рет қаралды 564 М.
Top 3 WEIRDEST Kill Tony Bucket Pulls Of 2023-24 | Crazy People on Kill Tony
28:11
Podcast Clips Unlimited
Рет қаралды 847 М.
Trish Smart full Kill Tony set
11:47
Trish Smart
Рет қаралды 423 М.
Best of Kill Tony (Best Roasts)
26:27
ComedyClipsbyj
Рет қаралды 512 М.
MSSP - Matt vs Debt Collector
10:39
Notorious Peepop
Рет қаралды 541 М.