tim dillon enjoying a brutal roast on kill tony

[@TheLegendofTimDillon]

I'm sorry Krystal, but I'm an attention whore. I get views on other people's content. I have no morals.

[@MrAppie9090]

Poor people have morals, rich people have a private island

[@Whtwlsn]

Only if she was pregnant at the time

[@natel7382]

Wait is hobo William Montgomery?

[@BrandonD24]

Oh we know dude. Don't forget that you also use an incredibly hard working and talented mans name, to get those already stolen views ;)

[@TheLegendofTimDillon]

@@BrandonD24 channel is not monetized dipshit

[@RAIDOVERMOSCOW1]

This "pretending not to care" charade must be exhausting.

[@joeyg29jgjg]

Lots of crying in bathrooms

[@guitarsANDcars39]

Dude, I work at comedy clubs... that statement is 100% accurate.

[@babykrogan424]

Yeah, Patrice called this "I'm not going to put pressure on my self" act out years ago. It's so annoying to watch.

[@nickknoote]

have yall never tried xanax before??

[@anthonyontv]

I imagine it’s the opposite, takes no effort. And takes no skill or ability.

[@davidramos4317]

Her vocal fry and lack of enthusiasm is outstanding

[@ym6294]

That's just trashy LA girl sydrome they become coomer up with the weed, drugs and sex that dulls them and there mind.

[@maguy8133]

Urgh....

[@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo]

She seems zooted

[@tarico4436]

I see a lot of potential there. Just has to put together some tight writing. Maybe wear that push up bra? Or cover everything with a parka? Tim has proven to us many many times that dark material like school shootings can have a funny side.

[@WorthlessClips]

Vocal fry ? Wtf are you talking about

[@UtherPendragon2020]

She will be opening for Brendan Schaub in no time at all

[@danieldoughty]

Even he is better than this flop

[@Weshopwizard]

Maybe the other way around.

[@excellenceinrecycling4093]

Brendan Schaub is as funny as a bleeding hemorrhoid, and this chick is as funny as a colostomy bag

[@carbide8582]

headlining for Swab*

[@rancewhite9312]

Aye, you ain’t lyin about that B…

[@bigw1340]

Imagine trying to explain that Tim is the gay one and Tony is the straight one

[@sandworm9528]

😂

[@WKRP187]

Haha... This world makes no sense at all 😃🤣

[@TWOhype23]

Tony is not straight lmfao

[@kylemaynard3758]

Makes zero sense🤔 %100 convinced were in a simulation

[@Noah-z8s7k]

@@TWOhype23 and tim isn’t gay 😂

[@causticgrip8329]

If LA were a person.

[@beachchickensmedia]

this

[@Slash687]

"Interesting?? I'm not really interesting"

[@davids8127]

Probably it would've been better if they just decriminalise weed so people with 0 life skills couldn't just go to a shop and buy it.

[@anxietyebriety6553]

"Ummm" *takes OF dono irl* "Yeah liiiike"

[@maguy8133]

YES. THAT. the way she slurs her speech.

[@leviathon18]

The stench of L.A stereotype was strong and the promoting that she has a podcast was the cherry on top.

[@jonathanmartin726]

She’ll have a Netflix special by the end of the year.

[@reginald8623]

Itll have all updoots

[@TH.417]

She just needs to Identify as Gay. Then she can get whatever she wants in capitalist America; Novelty sells

[@hawk1093]

92% on Rotten Tomatoes

[@TH.417]

@@hawk1093 2% viewer rating

[@hawk1093]

@@TH.417 lmao xD

[@iXmetalXi]

She sounds like she strictly breathes computer duster

[@rizvaldo7209]

🤣

[@tylerp3327]

She’s walking on sunshine

[@michellee7469]

😂😂😂

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

😂 that huffer hitter!

[@iXmetalXi]

@@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 “I’m walking on sunshine”- towelie

[@spfcasual3786]

She is proof that sensing humor is not the same as delivering humor.

[@dankestranch8738]

Well said comedy Aristotle

[@jawnjacob7573]

Did anyone ever say they were the same?

[@wouldntyouliketoknow1477]

@@jawnjacob7573 …..every single person who tries to get into comedy but fails

[@Beunibster]

She's on pills, right?

[@charlespancamo9771]

Exactly. i love that she went super dark but she had no setup at all just went right to it. I give this girl props, she just needs to develop her stuff.

[@Jonbenramden69]

If Xanax, red wine, and single in your late 20s was a person

[@Daverod]

That fact that we can pick out the exact drug within 20 seconds says something about us😂😂

[@4NaturesStory]

lol, yup!! Smashing in to the wall!!

[@trilobite316]

Meh… or just weed and being easy

[@Peckahss]

@@trilobite316nah

[@nickyjames1985]

We need to protect Tim at all costs, i dont need to lose another funny yelling fat guy in my lifetime

[@airmanjoe]

100%. I’m still upset about Chris

[@nickyjames1985]

@@airmanjoe I miss Chris

[@stephenasmith4192]

airbnb and the whole world disagrees

[@Youtuber-lv6eh]

Rip Patrice

[@nickyjames1985]

@@stephenasmith4192 the reason for my comment in the first place because the world is full of retarded slightly psychotic vengeful losers

[@B-DINO]

Tim Dillon is like McDonald's ice cream machine. You cannot break something that is already broken.

[@kennypyne7821]

And he’s full of cream. I’ll let you decide which kind

[@mchaney2]

we got pies

[@JTLids]

This is the best tim dillon analogy i’ve heard to date

[@jescollo]

I’ve never heard the words “sorry our ice cream machine is broken” at McDonald’s. I feel like this is just a joke that got started and now everyone just goes along with it

[@B-DINO]

@@jescollo I've honestly only had McDonald's ice cream maybe 5 times ever in my life despite having asked for it 100+ times without any doubt. Also, there are tons of articles on why it occurs so often so it's fair to say you're a rare minority. Apparently it takes up to 4 hours to clean the machines so that's one reason they're always down, then they are prone to malfunction and only special technicians are allowed to work on them so it can take days to get one repaired. A company actually designed a program to help McDonald's workers identify and repair the machines themselves and were then sued by the company that produces the machines...so basically they just have control of whether I get a Mcflurry or not at any given time...on the positive side I've grown to like Blizzards better anyway 🤷‍♂️

[@th.monroe]

If Tony is straight, he has the gayest straight man voice ever

[@goforward8697]

What he lacks in being out of the closet he makes up for in being bitter and cynical

[@redd3032]

The funny thing is, Tim is gay and Tony is straight

[@MeanMustard650]

@@redd3032 and both made that choice for their career

[@michalfinnigan]

gay and mean

[@Greeezy]

I like to think he sounds better in real life. You know. Like when you hear yourself on a voicemail. Shits messed up.

[@chashmal10]

Damn, Tony’s subtle “and you haven’t eaten today” 😭

[@garlottos]

"So does this table" Holy shit, what a quick genius!

[@oscar9680]

the "flat as a table" joke is so old and overused it was funny, not genius

[@Exalted-]

Even better that he just defended her a bit by roasting himself but she added to it making him say that

[@BigNoseTony]

That's the type of skill you should sharpen before you even try standup. Otherwise, this.

[@Mike-wi6ho]

@@oscar9680 lmao ok oscar mr comedian god over here

[@DekkarJr]

I lost it at "Ok that was not the direction I was going in."

[@xxfrank12]

Tony saw right away the crowd hated her and took full advantage of the opportunity 😂😂

[@Cultofderek]

They’re all focused on her chest and Tim is focused on her comedy....there are levels to the wit

[@justinborland2982]

Or Tim is just actually, openly gay

[@LeChina]

@@justinborland2982 never

[@andthebeatgoeson69]

He's deeply closeted

[@waloacme]

If he's really gay, then well that would be very funny!

[@LordKingKamiGuru]

@@waloacme He is.

[@zaccondon1870]

In her defence, she took all of the heat very well. Good on her for that

[@Candleowen]

not that hard when you're that fked up, ya know

[@PatDaley]

By plugging her podcast and continuing to be unlikeable? Lol

[@vectar]

That's narcissism at work. The entire room hates me but hey let's plug my podcast anyway.

[@constantthought6082]

@@vectar no, I think she was extremely nervous and didn’t know what to do or say,notice how she at one point refused to look at the crowd without putting her head down.

[@bernlin2000]

And that's how you win in the end lol. She wasn't so bad, just was vibing with the crowd. A lot of comedy is about delivery: she might have a nugget of a good idea, but it either wasn't fully developed or was delivered poorly (or both)

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

It's not a soft crowd, just saying "what's everyone's favorite school shooting?" Without anything except the soft comment follow up is not a joke

[@stuarcari]

I actually thought the soft crowd line was one of the few somewhat funny things she said

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@@stuarcari yea real clever, set up a horrible statement, defend it with calling the crowd soft? Real low hanging fruit there. People accept edgy if it's actually funny

[@stuarcari]

@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 I dunno, maybe I read it wrong, but i took it more of an absurdist statement. Like " aww, people don't think school shootings are cool? Weird, they must be soft" kinda thing. Maybe I read it wrong and I'm not really inclined to watch her again lol

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@@stuarcari I'm with you in that it's not important enough to play back lol. I see your perspective tho.

[@sentientcardboarddumpster7900]

@J B shit was lame too

[@REDLINE4WD.]

She's laughs at nothing because she has nothing to say. That's 100% LA chicks. Haahaahaaa whaaaaat? That's craaaazeeeyyyyy.

[@HipHopAn0n]

I'm sooooooo baaaaaaked

[@BBD-AITB]

You for sure have never been to LA if you think all the women are like this.

[@UncleA88]

@@BBD-AITBnot all, just 99.99999999% of them

[@vadabegins9227]

@@BBD-AITB🎉

[@vontablack8825]

"No the problem is the Comedy."

[@stuarcari]

Yet all we're gonna do is make small chest jokes. I think there was a problem with the comedy on both sides

[@andrewstephens5885]

agreed , pretty uncomfortable clip

[@viktorkukuruzovic5332]

@@stuarcari tony was actually being considerate with those jokes, who knows how the broad would have handled the truf

[@joelsanchez2776]

The written material and….. everything else… were the only problems

[@mixtapemichigan]

...or lack therof, of the comedy

[@nsh1980]

Imagine willingly engaging in a word fight with Tim Dillon. That’s like punching a bear.

[@HaZeyTheViking]

"next time lets talk to the real human being, you're a little bit fucked up" thats how I feel about every drunk person

[@bigtoejoe7989]

I've definitely noticed that, even with myself. People don't have to be that drunk either, they're just disconnected and hard to talk to

[@WhalesWilly]

I disagree, the drunkeness often reveals a lot

[@quintincastro7430]

Being drunk can make someone more open but super high and drunk will make it a little bit harder to talk to them

[@ayeejaayy5848]

@@WhalesWilly I think that was the whole point of his comment lmao

[@NobleVagabond2552]

Xanny bars

[@MEMESSOSTUPID]

Still funnier than Brendan Schaub

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

Gang gang daddy

[@WATCHMYCLIPSZ]

*DICEY DICEY!*

[@d.c.1059]

After she came out with that voice I did not mind the roast.

[@mykellallen9560]

Hobo baggins sounded like William Montgomery when he was yellin 😭☠️😂😂😂😂

[@benjamina.mcconnell7024]

No way that’s a coincidence, right?

[@bananaman6869]

was it him?

[@thomasholbird]

I was thinking the same thing

[@SpecOpsGear]

Tbf, i dont think most people would do that well being ridiculed after bombing.

[@austinsmith2808]

Most people would not go up on stage, but I’m glad people like krystsl chats here does

[@l-train7876]

“...Do that well”??? She was so fucking high she didn’t know what year it was.

[@SpecOpsGear]

@@l-train7876 to be clear, i mean she was a fairly good sport about being mocked. Yes, being stoned would make that easier.

[@Mj_Billz]

She’s resilient

[@soundsculptor3549]

Ugh everyone in this thread is the death of comedy. You either objectively made people laugh or you didnt. Period. You dont get a ribbon for sucking on stage. Comedy is a meritocracy.

[@Nope_Datt]

This gave me flashbacks of high school. Glad the torture was only 6 minutes, not 4 years.

[@DJFaNaTiiC]

Of COURSE she’s a budtender

[@TheClevelandSteamer]

I couldn’t imagine her being anything other than that.

[@AdamSmith75th]

What gave it away? iiissssssss itttt theeeee facccctttttttttttt….thaaaaaaat sheee talkkks likeeeeee thisssssssss??????

[@Alex-gv4rv]

@@AdamSmith75th PNW budtenders aren't like this we just used to say bro and dude way too much when I was one

[@joeyricefried9621]

Hahaha

[@tomadamo3226]

I didn't even know that was a thing

[@awnishabaik]

This is what happens when desperate dudes tell a 5 she's a 10 at comedy 🤣

[@dead7163]

its what happens when someone is starting comedy and theyre trying to get better

[@natehollings]

not a whole lot of tryin it seems@@dead7163

[@5orgen51]

A 5!? She has no business doing comedy

[@chrisvaldes_]

I like how Redban always look like the guy selling acid at the arcade

[@justjaee546]

I actually bought acid from Brian one time

[@stevenkoudanis5238]

Jesus That table line by Tim was a fatality lol

[@yvesdorsi56]

This is honestly one of the most painful things I have ever witnessed, I think I cringed less on my first viewing of two girls one cup. Tim and Tony are really doing some hard charity work here.

[@SpecOpsGear]

First viewing? You've seen it more than once then?

[@DirtSpud]

@@SpecOpsGear I mean aren't we all men around here? 👈😎

[@aFrogsWorstNightmare]

Open mics are tough for people early in their career

[@dennyb8442]

The girl will still think she did well. She’s the worst type of people lol

[@greendholia5206]

All the kill Tony shows are like that, check out the theo von one, brutal cringe

[@matthewlee8725]

I love the way Tim Dillon looks every act up and down when they come on stage like Hannibal Lecter scoping his latest meal.

[@anarmyoftigers]

Favorite shooting bit taken from Nick Mullen circa 2016.

[@thewalkingdad4537]

One comedian on that stage.

[@morganl4445]

Why do so many female comics talk like this? Super annoying

[@leorickt.9604]

Because women arent funny

[@kennypyne7821]

It’s because they’re aware of the annoying valley girl voice enough to make fun of it from a place of irony, but their personality, as it’s wrapped up in what they’re trying to make fun of, is not enough to make any material present as ironic or funny.

[@CrackinJacks138]

It's from xanax

[@Reginald_Harrison]

Interesting question. I'm sure it could be traced back to some female comic they're all trying to imitate. Who was the first?

[@matthewbishop8395]

Remove the word comics and it still makes sense

[@thefatebringer2046]

This the kind of comedy netflix specials want

[@phoebe4567]

like how tony was like, "oh you're still talking about the flat chest thing?" to the girl when it's the only thing he talked about the entire video.

[@OloffMusic]

yeah, the chest jokes stopped being funny very quickly

[@youtubeuser4943]

Tony is a master at not being self aware it seems

[@hughjass2745]

@@youtubeuser4943 indeed, launching into a racist tirade during a gig, realising his mediocre career might be about to end then moan to the audience who were probably recirding him, that they thought he was being serious. He'd be cancelled if he wasnt a rainbow warrior.

[@philthedrill2244]

He’s just an unfunny bully with 10th grade insults.

[@OloffMusic]

@@philthedrill2244 nah he has some absolute zingers sometimes

[@tlz124]

Whoever started the word budtender has got to be the funniest person alive

[@TheBlackdog8]

What a stupid fucking word, right?

[@mfboom3055]

The "duh duh DUUUUUH" sound effect when she mentions her podcast 🤣🤣🤣

[@weazytv]

"No the problem was the comedy" TD for the win

[@jonnyfranco7]

Timmy D doesn't even belong on this stage he's too funny for comedy.

[@jpcairney85]

Timmy D is Comedy!!!!

[@OGRE_HATES_NERDS]

same goes for tony, redban, jeremiah, joelberg, and chroma chris. but lucky for us, theyre all there

[@gumborambo4540]

yes or yes?!

[@youtubeuser4943]

He’s easily the funniest person on that stage by a mile

[@2FadeMusic]

@@OGRE_HATES_NERDS nah they dont compare buddy

[@SHx589]

She speaks like she’s cooler then she really is.

[@DrDANKize]

Why are all girls talking in a super low “I can’t even” sort of voice. It’s alike all women just turned into a stoner guy from the 70’s

[@macyoung6634]

They all adopt the same personality they see on tv.

[@thebeerguybrothaguy]

Not everyone can have a sexy cheese grater voice like conald.

[@JM-nt5ex]

@@macyoung6634 tiktok*

[@macyoung6634]

@@JM-nt5ex yes exactly

[@aprylljay]

Omg I hate it

[@WaldoCarmen]

Chroma Chris channeling William Montgomery

[@DekkarJr]

Dude on the Sax looks like he's in the midst of a hullicination lmao

[@conorm9575]

alright so the "whats everyones favorite school shooting" would be pretty funny if executed well

[@gutsfiend6678]

and if it wasn’t the opener

[@conorm9575]

@@gutsfiend6678 shit i thought it was a good opener and it actually made me laugh. the rest of it... not so much

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

@@conorm9575 It will never work as an opener and it needs to be delivered with much more care - if at all.

[@fusuyreds1236]

I'm 27 seconds in and I can't watch this anymore. Please, someone sponsor this girl's college education. She's as cut out for comedy as Tim is cut out to be an elite level athlete.

[@Derek_Keenan]

one of the most performative laughers i've ever seen, like chappelle x100

[@zachthompson5335]

Her: “How drunk should I get before going up?” Also her: “YES”

[@Trentesttubebaby40]

Nick Mullen on drums

[@jesse9713]

Hell yeah dude

[@yunglombardo4968]

“No, the problem was the comedy.” 😂 that was brutal.

[@emily-yt1xq]

i don't get why she didn't mention she had a podcast when they asked her if there was anything interesting about her lol

[@emily-yt1xq]

@SP its not but they said "anything" lol

[@emily-yt1xq]

@@amir.420 i’m talking abt when they asked her not by the time she mentioned it

[@justjaee546]

Alcohol and drugs that’s why

[@sollux13]

Jeremiah's face throughout her routine is the best part of the video

[@CantTellYou]

Goddamn I miss the fun circus this show used to be, compared to the relatively sterile thing today

[@MrFeeny911]

I love Tim cause of this. REAL ASS DUDE

[@IAmMorts]

yup, Our Tim loves the real ass, dude.

[@MrFeeny911]

@@IAmMorts nice

[@TheSuperQuail]

She took it pretty well

[@MichaelTheChairman]

This clip is golden!

[@Operator153]

The sound effect after revealing she has a podcast 😂

[@Symboria]

Chroma Chris had a William Montgomery moment

[@brittabadie1512]

Tim’s little conformation wiggle after table comment was great

[@iblamegravity1]

3 edits in a 60 second set? Lol

[@TheLegendofTimDillon]

hey fuck off

[@bobbybaklava9605]

Tim has spoken

[@B.OKwithShay]

@@TheLegendofTimDillon hahahahah my king

[@GrrillaFinger]

Take some time and think about how this makes you feel. Then tell it to your stinky peter.

[@James6923.]

“Those jokes fell flatter than your chest” 😂😂

[@brandonn9netyf5ve]

To whoever edited out her minute. God bless you.

[@bobbowie9350]

3:00 sounded like William

[@AKdaJuiceGuy]

Willy probably saw that and was like I can do that and nothing else

[@AmbientSounds205]

She will have great success on the red scare podcast!

[@MaxwellSchreck66633]

She's still somehow funnier than Whitney Cummings

[@ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips]

True 😂

[@AbyssLMachiine]

I disagree

[@TheoGarza]

Wrong

[@Bosshogmma]

Hobo sounds just like William Montgomery lol

[@BaronBacon]

That's going to be Jimmy Failon's replacement in a year or two.

[@8ohvibesrecords811]

A laugh much needed, thank you for this upload!

[@onyx9857]

Me: I want hilarious comedy. Wife: We have hilarious comedy at home.

[@garyjones3988]

Hobo sounds exactly like William Montgomery

[@khall187]

2:38 woah this is where William Montgomery stole his cadence from!

[@krakatoa4747]

lol this is the comment i was looking for

[@ohiomack]

Tim dillion is the food club version of Farley

[@deezyD93]

Hobo baggins “shit on the stage” joke was hilarious, idk why no one else thought that was funny

[@SterlingSimmons22]

He sounds like William Montgomery

[@cwarnkecomedy]

because they do this joke like almost all the time someone has a bad set

[@jaysonteixeria195]

Honestly his delivery was bad I didn't even pick up that it was a homeless people shit on the floor joke lol

[@bluechipBBN]

Man I don’t miss the old band whatsoever

[@JediJames21]

Hobo baggins doing his best William Montgomery

[@MrAppie9090]

Oh, detached ironic chick, never seen that before.

[@deaddogcomedy]

The perfect example of someone who hasn’t been criticized for 30 years

[@Hickalus]

Chroma Chris going full William Montgomery

[@SterlingSimmons22]

Almost thought it was him until I looked.

[@copycatlyn]

"its so stupid. I know its stupid but i can't help it before I say it" LOL

[@0vermars520]

You can see her defense mechanism at play.

[@mykmcgrane]

Ya mean keeping her cool under her nervousness while two of some of most quality comedians and ass-rippers around beat her up on stage? Yeah... See your point.

[@twitterfingers5241]

🤣🤣 when she said,"you're so mad" she was done for

[@soundsculptor3549]

@@mykmcgrane Sorry if comedy is the last bastion of meritocracy, aside from Netflix that is. You don't get a ribbon for walking on stage. Either you made people laugh or you didn't. Comedy should be a more self evident law than gravity. Screw this pretentious broad who had the narcissistic self reflection to think she was interesting enough to make people laugh. Marginalizes the talents of those select few who truly possess that ability.

[@TheWatchersRevenge]

Tony : You haven't eaten or drank today . no wonder

[@24kche]

Aw man i miss that guy on guitar 😞 always with the good ass lines

[@joshuakauffman2701]

Dude that hobo joke fell FLAT and he was hurt

[@xxlegitfailxx]

she reminds me of when sketchy weed clinics used to sprinkle xanax in the edibles to make them stronger

[@-darrell]

In what world do people cut cheap drugs with expensive ones

[@ApeSheet387]

@@-darrell Xanax is a much cheaper drug than weed lol

[@HelloKurse]

@@ApeSheet387 ?????????????????????

[@chrisdavid007]

Jeremiah Watkins writing lines on the fly. He is a godsend for the show lol

[@ezmackgaming]

The only time the words "I didn't even eat today" will leave Tim Dillon's mouth.

[@greg1065]

i would’ve ran out before the set even ended😂

[@clus1692]

Kill tony needs a pit where people get spartan kicked into it instead of the bear noise

[@MegaUnclesalty]

Tim is too good to be up there with those other losers. Comedians should know when to give up on a particular subject

[@miseryisme]

Or maybe he enjoys it and does it because he wants to? Who tf do you people think you are lmao acting like you know whats best for another grown man as you sit and do nothing with your own life

[@Racc00nR1ck]

"Shhhhh this is genius!" is this year's "Please clap".

[@ProdbyER]

“Those jokes fell flatter than your chest”

[@jstample]

The sax player’s face during her set was gold

[@audreyazwell]

Imagine the testicular fortitude it must've taken to be a novice stand up comedian and think to yourself "I'm funny enough to make these jokes work" like dude CHAPELLE would have a hard time makin someone laugh at that, wtf was she thinking?! 😂😭🤣

[@Soundewave97]

I honestly respect her for having the balls to go up there blasted and think she was gonna slay like Richard Pryor lmaoo

[@5orgen51]

I imagine one day while she was working at Starbucks, her high coworker said "omg, you are so funny". This is the result.

[@drawingstuff6660]

They overdid the flat chat jokes

[@chrisoakley7071]

Another reminder of why Tim needs his own GTA radio station

[@scottsmith8162]

Tony’s jokes are almost as bad as hers jeeeesh 😅