My wife filmed this while we were on our honeymoon. This was the most fun we have had in a while. Tim Hawkins is awesome!
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@amyholmes49418 жыл бұрын
My grandma used to say "my cow." If she was really upset, she would say "My cattle and sheep!"
@livin4thelamb4998 жыл бұрын
That is just precious, :D
@JoshMcSwain8 жыл бұрын
Son of a motherless goat was my favorite. His delivery is fantastic, he could read the phone book and it would be funny.
@bubbsmaster12228 жыл бұрын
It's from the film 3 amigos
@simonsmith27798 жыл бұрын
I love them all. And you're right. The guy is a fartknockin' genius,
@pepper3418 жыл бұрын
+Simon Smith 😂
@damiensvanderputten59307 жыл бұрын
Josh McSwa
@guitarhero47627 жыл бұрын
Josh McSwain Mine was Turd.But I loved shut the front door.And Son of a Motherless goat.THERE ARE SO MANY
@arkhambricksskylar38087 жыл бұрын
Son of a baptist preacher
@franciegwin3 жыл бұрын
Oh yes!!! Oh dated one of those once!
@redbead34489 жыл бұрын
"Hey yo mama made crud muffins, come on in! I love mama's crud muffins!"
@krystalharwood78422 жыл бұрын
he literally sounded like larry the cable guy
@WaltzingAustralia8 жыл бұрын
Brings to mind two things. My brother, when a teenager, would say to someone who had offended him, "Go grind your teeth on the curb." That usually ended the discussion. My nephew, my brother's son, when he was four years old, would always correct anyone who said "holy cow," saying, "No, just cow. Only God is holy."
@michaelmeissner75457 жыл бұрын
Cows are holy in India. And they can be quite holey. Though the latter is a little gruesome...
@adammilette30767 жыл бұрын
You've ever heard of a curbstomp? I'm sure he has
@WaltzingAustralia7 жыл бұрын
No, cows in India are sacred, not holy.
@michaelmeissner75457 жыл бұрын
The two are essentially synonymous. Holy, most literally (as far as original Bible languages goes), means set apart or exalted. Most dictionaries, including Merriam-Webster, list holy and sacred as synonyms. And if you want to get really pedantic, even within Christianity, God is not the only holy entity. He's three of the only holy entities. And He makes us holy, as well.
@WaltzingAustralia7 жыл бұрын
Not really the same. One is inherent, the other imputed. God is holy, even if there were no one to worship him. It is his character. With cows, those who worship them attribute sacredness to them.
@KathrineJKozachok8 жыл бұрын
i've gotten people at work to start saying "Oh, Pickles!"
@pepper3418 жыл бұрын
😂 thats awesome
@howllabyshadection3289 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians of all tie and he's a christian too :) Tim Hawkins never gets old!
@pretoshohmoofcguy65239 жыл бұрын
He forgot Duck Dynasty's "Oh good night".
@nataliewyatt42588 жыл бұрын
I have actually used Son of a Motherless Goat. I got the strangest looks when I yelled it out in class o-o
@beccadavis22878 жыл бұрын
Where's Cottonheaded Ninimuggins??!
@SizzlingVibe8 жыл бұрын
OMC YEAH
@RinJackson8 жыл бұрын
........wut?
@josephwhiteside8348 жыл бұрын
You're not a Cottonheaded Ninimuggins, you're just... special. Love that movie.
@connordilworth647 жыл бұрын
Becca Davis I get it
@TheSchuchmans7 жыл бұрын
UGH! WHAT MOVIE??
@cameronshultz61059 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA!!!! So funny! My favorite was Saint Jack. Tim hawkins, you were that kept me going when my grandma was in the hospital dying. She passed away May 28 2014, the worst day of my life. But it was you who kept me going. THANK YOU TIM HAWKINS!! KEEP IT UP!!!
@BreeNix2 жыл бұрын
“Son of a motherless goat” *everyone dies of laughter, including Tim* “that’s not even possible” XD
@melissaostrihon17815 жыл бұрын
A co-worker once said "Mother-father sister-brother". I laughed for days!!
@krystalharwood63592 жыл бұрын
im a mother father gentleman
@exarsunrider64687 жыл бұрын
Who else started crying in the 'crud muffin' bit?
@kellyrussell64289 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Robin Williams here.
@krystalharwood23009 жыл бұрын
+kelly russell he reminds me of my pastor too. he's funny as....heck! gotcha!
@krystalharwood23009 жыл бұрын
+kelly russell and peter from everybody loves Raymond. RIP
@christianbrown53638 жыл бұрын
+kelly russell Tottaly
@menslady125eif25908 жыл бұрын
+kelly russell They were both able to make funny fart jokes.
@menslady125eif25908 жыл бұрын
Chazraith Shut up!
@wigmomm8 жыл бұрын
FART KNOCKER!!! It's my favorite one
@stayceachziger47087 жыл бұрын
J Wigton its my favourite as well. every time i watch this video i die laughing just because of fartknocker.
@iwrotesalutaris9 жыл бұрын
What the House of Representatives sounds like during a debate . . .
@entjtype12508 жыл бұрын
GENIUS
@fumbledpersonality8 жыл бұрын
+Gev Sweeney using this.
@thebeast66348 жыл бұрын
im a gringo
@GalaxyGal-8 жыл бұрын
I miss the good ol days when the house meetings were basically wwe fights.
@jeenashirkey19876 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aliciajo46188 жыл бұрын
My friend and I use "son of a baptist preacher" and "son of a motherless goat" all the time 😂😂😂
@kathyrodriguez35547 жыл бұрын
fart knocker😂😂
@somedoomermetalhead73777 жыл бұрын
Kathy Rodríguez my moms boyfriend calls me fart knocker all the time
@dannny_macdee10156 жыл бұрын
Beavis called B utthead that all the time lol
@maxharter57165 жыл бұрын
@Reese Ciddio 2:16
@panheadmaniac24099 жыл бұрын
I don't know how many times I've watched this by now, and it's still just as hilarious.
@santa_claus-north_pole Жыл бұрын
Here is a better version: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l3mqk36rj9-kaac
@nicolehale77909 жыл бұрын
Son of a two timing rainbow or my personal favorite: Sportacus!
@jonathanbeasley4897 жыл бұрын
I have a GREAT ONE for you that my Grandpa used to say "GOT DANDRUFF, SOME OF IT ITCHES!!!"
@mattjames56943 жыл бұрын
I'm going to use this. Thank you!
@gremcs9 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when he started laughing at 3:18 when he said "Shut your pie-hole."
@krystalharwood23009 жыл бұрын
+GremlinboyFH kiss my grits sounded a lot like my pastor
@scorchflare57658 жыл бұрын
At 3:18 he sounded like Venturiantale (Jordan)
@memerejcc21727 жыл бұрын
"son of a motherless goat" is a line from the movie 'the three amigos' with chevy chase, steve martin and martin short. my siblings and i used to say that all the time we thought it was hilarious.
@4x4dually9 жыл бұрын
My son asked me the other day what a "fart knocker" was after I called him that. Now I have a better explanation. LOL
@aceofspades61618 жыл бұрын
sad thing is, I've used all of them.
@aceofspades61618 жыл бұрын
Bolshevik my favorite one
@emeraldayres15468 жыл бұрын
+Ace of Spades SAME!!!! :D
@menslady125eif25908 жыл бұрын
That's not sad. It's great!
@jennakaufman44716 жыл бұрын
Ace of Spades good part is u didn’t really swear, u swore in Christian pg
@orochimaruorochimaru40316 жыл бұрын
Space of aids So have i
@EmergencyDrawings8 жыл бұрын
Some kids from my Church brought me hear and now I am going to watch more of his videos 😂😂
@yoshikagekira56679 жыл бұрын
Son of a motherless goat XD
@user-mq5dr1jh5tАй бұрын
i never got the rosafrosarosafrasa part until i remembered Harry from Home Alone! lol
@geoffreynesmith48669 жыл бұрын
Just seen him Saturday in Woodbridge VA, Oh my goodness he was funny. People were laughing so hard they were crying. I laughed so hard had a headache the next day. It was really nice to see clean humor!
@rockon546358 жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins is one of the best funny guy ever this made me laugh
@elissamagnuson40849 жыл бұрын
*stubs toe* "PAT SAJAK*
@malsalada9 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard! I had a hamster when I was a little girl. My dad became quite attached to the little guy. I don't remember what his real name was, but I do remember that my dad always called him "fart knocker". Thank you for digging that old memory out and brushing the dust off. :)
@krystalharwood52404 жыл бұрын
worse than fleabag!
@rebekahstrasser32807 жыл бұрын
I tried two of the Christian cuss words on my girlfriend and her fiancé. She scared me on accident and I said " Great Caesar"s Ghost Ashley!" She cracked up laughing. Later her fiancé scared me and I said " Son Of A Motherless Goat!" That really startled him and he said " Whoa Whoa!"
@jay-b12234 жыл бұрын
Rebekah Strasser 😆😆
@Cashdawg4 жыл бұрын
how do you have a girlfriend who has a fiance
@rebekahstrasser32804 жыл бұрын
They got married in December 2016
@bethanysmith58568 жыл бұрын
part of the fun of this is watching my brother dying each time we watch this
@Bosco19656 жыл бұрын
He missed "God...bless America"
@pikagelly74658 жыл бұрын
When I cuss (usually by accident), I change it up a bit 1. Son of a Biscuit! 2. What the Fudge?! 3. Crap 4. Fudge 5. Freakin' 6. Hades (instead of Hell) 7. Good Lord And so forth... What is sad is that I know more curse words than my younger sisters, yet not once have I used them as casually as they do. 😟I mean I could, but let not foul language come forth from your mouth (sorta like that; from the book of James somewhere)
@peachesncharlotte7 жыл бұрын
PikaGelly I've only cursed twice in my lifetime, and I still regret it
@pikagelly74657 жыл бұрын
@Peaches n Charlotte Yeah, if I slip up just one word, I feel the utmost guilt, but then there are those who use it basically as a second language😓 Sad, really😟
@peachesncharlotte7 жыл бұрын
it is (i honestly dont understand, cursing makes me feel weird and uncomfortable)
@tiffanyrider33807 жыл бұрын
Peaches n' Charlotte kjuqie we get to p
@orochimaruorochimaru40316 жыл бұрын
Seidian-Belle Causey Do you even english?
@cindykeith34238 жыл бұрын
My son says "cheese n rice" when he's mad instead of "Jesus Christ". 😕
@maddie45828 жыл бұрын
That's cute
@krystalharwood18076 жыл бұрын
how bout the pizza substitution- Cheeses Crust
@brittanyhagston47656 жыл бұрын
Krystal Harwood or Cheese its
@krystalharwood18075 жыл бұрын
@@brittanyhagston4765 that too
@tanyahaskin66075 жыл бұрын
Not a fan...my kids used to say it, too 😕
@miserymade98919 жыл бұрын
my mom says crapolla a lot XD i have heard a few of these and this is so funny.. my favorite is son of a motherless goat
@iam1remnant9 жыл бұрын
Christian cuss words. Son of a motherless goat!
@PharaohFluidity9 жыл бұрын
Benedict Cumberbatch.
@thebeast66348 жыл бұрын
+KᗩYᒪᒪᗩᗰᗩ TᕼE ᑭᕼᗩᑎGIᖇᒪ (Kaylah) chorizo
@GuessWhoTheDoctor7998 жыл бұрын
+scubadrew9292 Lol a friend of mine calls him Bendydick Cumberbatch. Sorry, I just thought I'd share...
@HiiroRocker1018 жыл бұрын
+BonziBUDDY Boop-a-doop Shoop-da-woop
@makennaf33987 жыл бұрын
scubadrew9292 his name is a perfect cuss word
@Nick949566 жыл бұрын
Chris Plays Games I think I get that reference haha
@aimeefunk65769 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why people cant just enjoy what he is putting out for the public to ENJOY, if people don't like his videos then you really shouldn't watch them.
@saracathcart99553 жыл бұрын
Here's another few for ya'll, not sure if it was on the list: "poo on a stick" "fart nugget" "river stonker" "shwat" just some I use haha
@JonesNate8 жыл бұрын
Rakka frakka tootpallutin... Reminds me of Yosemite Sam. Also, "kaka" is just the "s" word in another language.
@jaxoncroydon35168 жыл бұрын
im christian but i do say cuss words so this is funny to me
@hannahb87756 жыл бұрын
how are you a christian if you cuss?
@juliadeemer20706 жыл бұрын
Hannah B It happens sometimes we slip don't judge
@user-mq5dr1jh5tАй бұрын
everyone does. its hooman
@menslady125eif25909 жыл бұрын
My grandfather used to say "Holy hen up a tree!". Here are some others I know. Be sure you get a good breath for the last one: Son of a banshee! Swish and flicker! Dragon bogeys! Unicorn turds! Darby's sock! Voldemort's nipple! Cauldron bum! Leprechaun taint! Jiggery pokery! Craters! Blasters! What in the name of anti-gravity?! What in the galaxy?! Great galaxies! Great guns! Holy pulsars! Holy heat rays of Trixas 5! Holy nova! Sweet mother of Venus! Sweet mother of Mercury! Hot rockets! Great moons of Neptune! Oh, shiitake mushrooms! Frack! Frack you! Frack it! What the frack?! Scrap! Scrud! Slag! Frag! Frag it! Frag you! What the frag?! Glitch! Son of a glitch! Piston breath! Gasket breath! Glitch head! Bull scrap! Bull slag! Horse slag! Ball bearings! Aft! Afthole! Pain in the aft! Pain in the exhaust port! Pain in the rear bumper! Oh, my Primus! Dear mother of Primus! For the love of Primus! For Primus' sake! Good Primus! Primus curse it! By Primus! By the Matrix! By the Pit! What the pits?! Pits! Pits, no! Motherboard fragger! Mother fragger! Up your aft! Up your afterburner! Up your tail pipe! Up your exhaust port! Blow it out your exhaust port! Blow it out your aft! Blow it out your afterburner! Blow it out your tail pipe! Leakin' lubricant! Sweet Solus Prime! What in the name of the Primes?! By the Primes! How in the name of Megatron's pistons?! By the All-Spark! Good fragging Primus! Harri H. Krishna! (or however you spell it.) Jinkies! Zoinks! Whillikers! Gee whizzikers! Wowee-wow-wow! Ru-roh! Ripes! Rikes! Swine puppies! Crud puppies! Fudge puppies! Fudgies! Holy cricket! Bummer! Bummer city drag! Bummer Joe the Third! For crying in a bucket of mud! Holy catfish! Holy shanghai! Gollers! Gollers, Meltman! Rats and snails and puppy dog tails! Un-dirty wording-believable! Mule muffins! Bull muffins! Horse muffins! Meadow muffins! Asciugamani! Questa macchina non funziona bene! Your mother is a *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* ing *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Laura Epson *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* agmintenvenium *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* tragulla *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* hippopotamus *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Republican *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* and Daniel Radcliffe *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* with a bucket of *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* soup *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* with a bucket of *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Mickey Mouse *beep* *beep* *beep* and a stick of dynamite *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* magical *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* ALAKAZAM!
@GuessWhoTheDoctor7998 жыл бұрын
+menslady125 AAHHH YEEEESSSSSSS! XD XD Oh those puppet pals... *sigh*
@Crackmandan8 жыл бұрын
+menslady125 I personally liked "Voldemort's nipple!" It's the right amount of perv without going overboard.
@scorchflare57658 жыл бұрын
I personally love all the curses related to transformers. (frag, slag, scrap, glitch, etc) Yep. I love being a transfan
@JonesNate8 жыл бұрын
lol @ "what in the name of anti-gravity!"
@revanreborn25488 жыл бұрын
you know so many Transformers alternatives how about this one "hexagonal nuts"
@lunar48159 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing when he said fart knocker! lol
@mrssiordia06 Жыл бұрын
That one was mine!!!!!!!
@niamhhunter58408 жыл бұрын
Son of a motherless goat!!!! my fav
@real_lampcap4 жыл бұрын
"For Pete's sake." "For the love of Pete" "Jeez Pete." Wait...who's Pete?
@krystalharwood52404 жыл бұрын
peter in the bible
@MichaelMoore999 жыл бұрын
My favorite is one kids at the Christian school I went to came up with: "Cheese and Rice!"
@maddie45828 жыл бұрын
Son of a motherless goat!! Where's your mother? I don't knoowwww! Lol
@bunchmom7 жыл бұрын
Tim is alsome
@katieking25257 жыл бұрын
Madison Reams read this as he said it😂😂
@landof6prices7 жыл бұрын
Freaky Friday iyjgjgfhjghjgcchjgghhhjjkhjjhj
@user-pu7vk9bc7k7 жыл бұрын
okay I have to say, "fart knocker" was my personal favorite!
@mrssiordia06 Жыл бұрын
That one was mine!!!!!
@randomweirdo259 жыл бұрын
i thought I was the only one who said son of a biscuit!
@lexifeldmann53538 жыл бұрын
My mom came up with one. Sweet Baby Buddha. At our house its Oh my Buddha. or Good Buddha. I say Oh my Lanta a lot. but Motherless Goat and Fartknocker are becoming popular now.
@lucasfain44656 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA. I like the CRUD MUFFIN. alsoooo..... WHAT THE JEFF WITH A CRUD MUFFIN
@larrylentini56889 жыл бұрын
HOLY CRUD MUFFIN! I'VE GOT TO MEMORIZE THESE!!!
@songsalieri8 жыл бұрын
i just use the name of a local business I kept hearing on radio ads growing up: Fracalossi Chevrolet
@erinnikoal46118 жыл бұрын
JUMPING JUNE BUGS OF GOSH GOLLY
@ashleydeaton48428 жыл бұрын
sugar honey ice tea
@marksmoot3858 жыл бұрын
Uep only I use sugar honey Instagram tea
@chrissyjoy088 жыл бұрын
Should have looked before I posted....yes, exactly!! ;)
@minmin71817 жыл бұрын
Isn't that from shreck
@ashleydeaton48427 жыл бұрын
mindie cuozzo Madagascar
@torqueandturbo85986 жыл бұрын
The first letter of each word
@primadonna36768 жыл бұрын
Um, Where is Holy Shiitake Mushrooms?
@JonesNate8 жыл бұрын
Spy Kids?
@BonziBUDDY8 жыл бұрын
Shit-take
@shouttothelord779 жыл бұрын
I saw both Tim and Bob Smiley last night and they were hilarious! Tim is even funnier in person lol! :-)
@2sam12_3nathan11 ай бұрын
His comedic timing is the best, ❤ 😂😂great voices, love the different accents
@Anskygodpokemon10 жыл бұрын
I use "Son of a flying goatfart!"
@maryannwolowski84969 жыл бұрын
I am laughing so hard right now !
@plasmawolf79608 ай бұрын
Nine years later and I find myself unironically saying SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT.
@theskundricks99513 жыл бұрын
i hope everyelse enjoys son of a motherless goat as much as me
@czer2599 жыл бұрын
Son of a motherless goat is from Three Amigos with Steve Martin lol
@JeffBainMusic9 жыл бұрын
Tim...this is the FUNNIEST thing I have EVER seen from you!!! I was laughing SO HARD through this whole video!!! God Bless you Tim! (You son of a motherless goat!) HAHAHAHAHA!!!
@ashtuatara10 жыл бұрын
Son of a motherless goat!! I can't breathe!!
@pgoldbranson24808 жыл бұрын
Shut The Front Door!!! haha....TUURRD.....love these! so funy and true
@gloriajones39527 жыл бұрын
I love his expressions XD
@oliviawilliams51389 жыл бұрын
son of a motherless goat you are awesome tim hawkins
@AugustMilli9 жыл бұрын
Haha! And all these years I thought I was the one that made up "crud muffins" lol
@kellisearcy79969 жыл бұрын
He missed one of my favorites...Wack-Bag!!!! Hahaha had me dying!!! Turd. Hehe 😆😋😏
@nina15226 жыл бұрын
My family and I are big fans of Downton Abbey, so we say, "My Lord and Lady Grantham". If you watch DA, you'll get it.
@AngelWingsYT10 жыл бұрын
These are funny ideas ppl had but what really tops it off is HOW he reads it XD It just makes it better
@melissaostrihon17815 жыл бұрын
And laughs himself! LOL
@ruthgreen82148 жыл бұрын
another one is "what the cheesecake?"
@mistergamerguy10 жыл бұрын
This is a better version of a video I seen recently. FART KNOCKER!
@ksd568 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites that I learned at my Christian college....PeePee DooDoo Dadburn Butt. Stuck with me still 46 years later!
@moonlightsweetener43098 жыл бұрын
I use crud all the time when I'm upset 😂😂
@beccaclark9389 жыл бұрын
What the Bob barker!!!
@EricLimasTPLEra779 жыл бұрын
I made up my own "cuss" word: Son of an A-Rod! LOL!
@rebeccamasters69879 жыл бұрын
Holy canoli, ravioli! Good gravy! Diggiedoggonedang!
@setfreeson8 жыл бұрын
I personally use "flyin fiddlers feather" and "well diggidy " kinda helps come back to normal because I always think about what I said and it gives me chuckle.
@zytigon9 жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins does plenty funny lines. Ever wondered what f'ing is short for ? Sometimes fuging? I heard about fuguing on BBC radio 3 today; The fuguing tune (often fuging tune) is a variety of Anglo-American vernacular choral music. It first flourished in the mid-18th century and continues to be composed today. See KZbin video,"How Long, Dear Saviour, O How Long - Early American Fuguing Tune" on TheSacredCollection channel. Fuguing tunes are sacred music, specifically, Protestant hymns. They are written for a four-part chorus singing a cappella. George Pullen Jackson has described the fuguing tune as follows: In the fuging tune all the parts start together and proceed in rhythmic and harmonic unity usually for the space of four measures or one musical sentence. The end of this sentence marks a cessation, a complete melodic close. During the next four measures the four parts set in, one at a time and one measure apart. First the basses take the lead for a phrase a measure long, and as they retire on the second measure to their own proper bass part, the [tenors] take the lead with a sequence that is imitative of, if not identical with, that sung by the basses. The tenors in turn give way to the altos, and they to the trebles, all four parts doing the same passage (though at different pitches) in imitation of the [part in the] preceding measure. ... Following this fuguing passage comes a four-measure phrase, with all the parts rhythmically neck and neck, and this closes the piece; though the last eight measures are often repeated. A well-known fuguing tune that is typical of the form is "Northfield," written in 1800 by Jeremiah Ingalls. The text is by Isaac Watts. So now I'm off to listen to some more fuguing carols. Christmas is the time for fuging so I'm going to ask my wife if she would like to fugue.
@JohnRobenault8 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch him, he gets funnnier!
@amalphia635 жыл бұрын
My mom wanted me to get out of the habit of saying “frick” because it was too close to the other cuss word, so I started saying “flip” and she STILL was like “No, it’s too similar to the cuss word” like the flip?
@wandacollins23648 жыл бұрын
Could not stop laughing!!!
@ashermobley70418 жыл бұрын
Fart Knocker, Buckethead, and Crud muffins!
@DeconvertedMan5 жыл бұрын
Be a skeptic, then you can say whatever you want. Yay.
@INtheSPIRIT20128 жыл бұрын
three amigos reference for the win
@katherinehodson4196 жыл бұрын
son of a motherless goat! I about tell off the treadmill at that one! 😂
@RyanPeterson239 жыл бұрын
The companion to George Carlin's famous routine. ... You know the one I'm talking about.
@gamergeeknation9 жыл бұрын
Holy fucking shit.
@nonnomimi9 жыл бұрын
Gamer Geek Nation Shut your pie hole, you fart-knocker! ;)
@nonnomimi9 жыл бұрын
You son of a motherless goat
@wheezy_mads9 жыл бұрын
Shut your face hole you sun of a nutcracker. You are such a crud muffin it's unreal! What the hay is up with this!😄
@chaynebutler95729 жыл бұрын
Maddie Sheets What in the name of Pat Sajak, Drew Carey, and Alex Trebeck is this?! :D
@lebbo889 жыл бұрын
Robo9400 I understood that reference.
@sagorix32283 жыл бұрын
My favorite was “son of a motherless goat!” 😆 I have one! “Son of a biscuit eating bulldog” is one I use ALL THE TIME
@donovanbarr51346 жыл бұрын
Bob Saget is a classic 👌
@deckardcanine9 жыл бұрын
I favor "crudbuckets," myself.
@MeigsmerlinMeigsmerlin9 жыл бұрын
+Stephen Gilberg or crapbaskets
@Skittlezmm148 жыл бұрын
+Meigsmerlin Meigsmerlin I laughed way too hard XD
@bobbifields14776 жыл бұрын
I know this was 2 years ago but I say that too.
@maxharter57165 жыл бұрын
@@MeigsmerlinMeigsmerlin Oh, you say that too.
@cozylime_20065 жыл бұрын
I like : oh MUSTARD!!!!
@adelissahunsley2 жыл бұрын
Mine that I say is oh Mylanta. I think I picked it up as a kid watching full house DJ said that on more than one occasion.
@TheRealGimmle3 жыл бұрын
my personal favorite is - Cheese and rise "Son of a motherless goat" is from "The Three Amigos"
@sheneallread28334 жыл бұрын
Son of a biscuit eatin' bulldog is one of my favorites 🤣🤣