Tim Hawkins - Singing the Wrong Lyrics

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Tim Hawkins does stand up comedy about mishearing lyrics.
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[@shirleygiordano7627]

This is halarious. I literally used to say,, "there's a bathroom, on the right!" When I was little, instead of, "there's a bad moon, on the rise!" That is so funny, I can relate so well!

[@abc784]

I got the bad moon part correct but I always thought it was a bad moon on the right. But that song has so much potential for error. Baboon, bathroom, bad one, bad dude Etc haha

[@jacoblakins6628]

My mom used to sing exactly that too!

[@DemonChild_111]

My dad apparently always sang this

[@czntrm]

EXACTLY! I thought it was bathroom on the right as well! I'm so relieved I'm not alone on that! 😥

[@hardwickhaven]

When I first herd it I thought it was baboon on the right and so I started singing it and then my mom was like it's theres a bad moon on the rise and I was like but that makes no sense mom a moon can't kill you but a baboon can cuze its don't go out tonight it's bound to take your life theres a bad moon on the rise I even sometimes still sing that there's a baboon on the right lol😂

[@sheilaf5732]

Instead of the lyrics "Michael rowed the boat ashore"...I sang "My goat knows the bowling score". LOL

[@kyliepollert8341]

My mom always thought "Dude looks like a lady" was "Do the funky lady"

[@Bubbsmaster]

New dance craze?

[@savedsinner0345]

I grew up hearing "DO THIS LIKE A LADY!!!!"

[@zackthomas5707]

@@savedsinner0345 me too

[@taylorcheek9587]

I thought it was "Do just like a lady".

[@SuperGingerBickies]

I thought it sounded like ''Doodle Like A Lady'' ...

[@Panwere36]

This bit and the later bit he does called "The 70's in 6 minutes" tell the truth. So much of the music of the 1970 was "What the...??" inducing.

[@stephenpierce9160]

I remember singing about Kenny Rogers “four hundred children and a crop in the field.” No wonder Lucille left him.

[@someonelogical7555]

SAME

[@katemaloney4296]

I have a good one for you: For years, when Linda Ronstadt's version of "Ooo Baby Baby" came on, my cousin would sing, "I'm just a brown-eyed animal roped" (instead of "I'm just about at the end of my rope). To this day I sing the same words and my daughter loses it every time; she thinks it's the funniest thing. And for the record, I thought the lyric to "Rocket Man" was: "Rocket Man, burning up the headlights of pheromones"--whatever the heck that means!

[@PrincessLorie]

I caught this older clip at 5:30 am and nearly choked myself trying to keep my laugh quiet so I wouldn't wake up my husband. Inliterly snorted water out of my nose. You are too hysterical, Tim. 😂

[@kevrink5605]

I love how he brings his jokes to life

[@Pixel_Puppy]

Every fall out boy fan understands this a little to well

[@nicholasonciul5770]

I forgot what the real lyrics were after watching this.

[@RinJackson]

For which song?

[@rebekahmillan8904]

I did too! Happens everyone he changes any song lyrics

[@robertmayesiii8356]

Stay safe take care . 😷😇 I' m Roberts mom.

[@christinagray5952]

Same 😆

[@MakeDemocracyMagnificientAgain]

He's good at fu*king with people's minds :D

[@HartAngel5]

As a kid I sang: Four callee burrs, three prenshuns, two internal dogs, and a partridge in a pear tree!!!!

[@booberry7515]

🤣🤣🤣

[@toriann56]

Thank you Tim Hawkins for making me laugh each time I see a video of yours...

[@hardwickhaven]

Yes thank you😁

[@emmab23791]

the real lyrics: “I’m going way beyond myself” what I thought: “I’m pouring gravy on myself”

[@breehalliday9240]

When I was little I thought the chorus of The Birds and the Bees started off as, Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees and the flying chimpanzees and a thing called love. 😂

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

I went to school with a kid who thought Paul McCartney was singing, "When I'm six-feet-four." I said, "Vince, it's "When I'm 64." He said, "That's stupid." And it was.

[@smallsavage1297]

Dude this is hilarious. Y'all know that "God is on the Move" song, where it goes "God is on the move, on the move, hallelujah; God is on the move in many mighty ways" I literally used to say "God is on the moon" but I thought that didn't make sense, so then I thought it was "God is on the roof" and somehow that made more sense lolll

[@slawomirsokolowski2779]

"the horse with no brain".... absolutely howling now, at midnight!! Nearly woke my daughter :D :D :D

[@jamedlock83]

Casting Crowns - "Let My Lysol Sing To You" (Let my Lifesong Sing To You)

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

1:15 I always thought Tim said "Camels bones". He actually says "Carol's bones"

[@JontheBerean]

I thought it was cattle bones lol

[@savedsinner0345]

My grandmother...... she heard Attention by Charlie Puth, and God knows how... she managed to hear "You just want a session! You don't want my love!" Instead of "You just want Attention! You don't want my love!" So my cousin tells her that those are the wrong words, but gets distracted and can't tell her what the real words are. Life goes on and we're in the car and my grandma starts singing: "You just wanna touch it! You don't want my love!" And we all screamed "GRANDMA!!" I think she finally has it, but... she's a piece of work.. she's a young grandma too, so it's not like it's just old age...

[@AmericanIdiotPolitics]

yo thats my favortie song

[@jinisteffani8035]

when I was five I thought one horse open sleigh was.....one horse OPEN LEG...I belted this out very loud in a Christmas pageant....I still remember the looks on my parent faces....

[@CharleneEmerymyers-OwenFAM]

I thought secret agent man was secret Asian man

[@jinisteffani8035]

me too

[@michaelragusa870]

So glad there's a BABOON instead of a BATHROOM on the right 😂

[@lyndahouser798]

I been through the desert on a horse with no brain 🧠🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂

[@SonnyGTA]

Dirty Deeds and The Thunder Chief!

[@khaos5085]

Yes I once thought it was "I farted you farted we got the magic touch"

[@alicejohnson9709]

I had the national anthem messed up for years. Thought it was "The land of the free and the home of the bridge."

[@walterpearlman143]

Maria Muldaur- Donuts make my brown eyes blue

[@brianbenoit6883]

"Don't let your son, go down on me." "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy." "Big 'ol Jed had a light on."

[@ew332]

Big ole jet left the light on..

[@dy524]

I was this way with Lights by Journey I always thought the lyrics were "and the sun shines on my bed"

[@thecombatwombat7652]

"It's raining again, hallelujah it's raining again." - My Mum when she was younger

[@bobbyadkins6983]

When I was little, they would sing Keep on the Firing Line. Part of the chorus said, never run or even lag behind. I thought they were saying, never run nor leave a leg behind.

[@katiesanders96]

😮🤣🤣

[@vonsmoothe2245]

Now that’s a good un lol lol lol

[@lyndahouser798]

Stereos in older cars weren’t as clear and we also couldn’t google the lyrics back then. There’s a lot of songs I’ve sang wrong forever and probably still don’t know it.

[@thohangst]

I laughed out loud and I'm not an easy laugher because I snort and bray, basically.

[@philiproyd6563]

The line my brother and I would purposely sing wrong from Johnny Cash's "I Walk the Line." "Yes, I'll admit, I'm not fool like you ..."

[@elizabethmkrogman69]

I connect with this so much. :D

[@patriciawickholm3617]

Don't forget the Jeremaiah Was A Bullfrog song!!!!!

[@funmomma123]

My mom got all mad when Gwen Stefani came out with, "ain't no hall of fat girls".... no mom. Just, no.

[@kyliepollert8341]

Did you correct her and say "It's "I ain't no Hollaback girl", Mom?"

[@funmomma123]

@@kyliepollert8341 some things are better left unsaid lol. She was ready to write her a letter lol.

[@sarawinardi6745]

kate 😆😆😆

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

I thought she said “I ain’t no halibut, girls!”

[@Incadazant01]

I mean, she's not wrong, right?

[@funnyshorts88888]

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[@rob8872]

Anything by Elton John is difficult to understand.

[@brodiecorum6304]

My dad just sings the wrong words to annoy me. Instead of “More than a Woman”, I get to hear “Four-Legged Woman”. I also get Medieval Woman(Evil Woman by ELO), a Spanish Soap Opera version of Bohemian Rhapsody, and others.

[@kirkskywalker1701]

We got "Bald Headed Woman"

[@mattbynumfilms]

To be far, it does sound like Medieval Woman

[@JontheBerean]

I bought my mum the Saturday Night Fever album , mum said " why is he singing about a bald headed woman ?" 😅

[@victoriawells5252]

Alright, I used to the think the beginning of Brown Eyed Girl was, "Hey, Rodrigo"

[@masterntc2164]

Victoria Wells I love that song so much

[@jupitercyclops6521]

How about -"oye como va.....burrito. Oye como va....minaya. "

[@space_ace_1]

Got excited when you started singing Bad Moon Rising. Must admit was expecting to hear There’s a bathroom on the right but Baboon is still hilarious

[@bwhip]

"Other dancers may pee on the floor, but my eyes dear, they see only you . . ."

[@sarawinardi6745]

I think we can all relate to that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jameslandy9959]

Well I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no brains! Lol!!

[@dkerr4077]

So refreshing. Really funny without being profane. Just like before the Richard Pryors, and such. Not that he wasn't funny, but he and many others that followed used profanity as a crutch to cover for weak performance ability. That's what makes this much funnier...it's clean.

[@blutomindpretzel1735]

Tim, you forgot about "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

[@JonesNate]

"The Rolling Bee" by Del Amitri was my favorite.

[@davidhays6286]

THIS IS GOLDEN

[@bigeric1030]

“Excuse me while I kiss this guy” instead of “Excuse me while I kiss the sky.”?

[@Dantheman19961-e]

It totally sounds like that.

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

I'm pretty sure everyone thought he said that

[@hardwickhaven]

When I first herd it I thought it was baboon on the right and so I started singing it and then my mom was like it's theres a bad moon on the rise and I was like but that makes no sense mom a moon can't kill you but a baboon can cuze its don't go out tonight it's bound to take your life theres a bad moon on the rise I even sometimes still sing that there's a baboon on the right lol

[@Angie-GoneSoon]

I always thought it was there's a bathroom on the right 🤣😅😂

[@georgewilliamsiii4677]

What the fuck lol I almost ate my jay Burning down the field with Caroles bones... 😁😂😯😶

[@rebeccamcelwee3514]

I use to sing the song..another one bites the dust... I would sing...another one box a dust...hahaha I thought it was odd, but I loved roller skating back in the day and sing another one box a dust...😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@booberry7515]

My brother and I heard “Another one bites the bus”. And then when we found out it was wrong, we made our own version out of that song and of course called it Another One Bites The Bus

[@rebeccamcelwee3514]

@@booberry7515 …😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣 ..I love it ❤️

[@kangadillo]

When I first heard "December" by Collective Soul, I thought "Just tilt my sun towards your domain" was "Just took my son on a trip to Maine."

[@B-MC]

My dad sings "all the singlett ladies" He knows its wrong, and thats what makes it funny

[@giraffeNana2023]

I think we all sang, "Bathroom on the right" 😂

[@dwaynemadsen964]

"There's a bathroom on the right"

[@peteremig6244]

And then there's that big hit from The Knack: MuhMuhMuhMuhMuh My Scarotum...

[@jupitercyclops6521]

"Oye como va.....burrito. Oye como va...minya"

[@gunnerapple6173]

Beatles. She got a tick in her eye

[@Squarehead45]

Never heard anyone sing the wrong words to a country song,,why, CAUSE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THEM ALL,,,,THE FIRST TIME YOU HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, apply that to ROCK...LMAO

[@user-rc8bp1pf3z]

I used to sing "hot as a seal" instead of "our lips our sealed" by the Go-Gos

[@rebeccajoyner3858]

I always thought the line in a Justin Timberlake song went "I can see us on the countryside, Sumo Wrestling side by side" and I was like.....WHAAAAT! LOL

[@RinJackson]

Which song is that?

[@user-kz3zj9oe2q]

first time seeing thie comedian and was crying as he gets to his brother than i lost it i woke the whole house up a 3 am

[@danpawluk1937]

I love Tim Hawkins. Dan&Geri😃

[@JoBrogrl95]

For years, I thought when I heard Margaritaville, where Jimmy sings, “It’s my own d*** fault,” I thought he was saying, “It’s my own grandpa.” My mom thought when he sings the line about a flip flop, he was singing, “I stepped on a pop tart.”

[@lemondrop4185]

I forgot the lyrics to 12 days of Christmas and I said 10 Plummer’s pluming

[@tomy5868]

Bingo Jed Had a Light On....

[@Haggart9]

HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA

[@LeslieHiles-mn9fg]

Great songs hallious...do it again love.

[@LeslieHiles-mn9fg]

Don rickels... humourous

[@jenealynng3495]

This is too funny!

[@kangadillo]

When I first heard "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal, I thought it said, "Kissed by a rose on the brain."

[@k_h_nobody]

"Hubcap Diamond Star Halo"

[@lumen3088]

Captions: “Well don’t go around and I eat, but it’s bound to take your life. Theeeeere’s a baboon on the ride”

[@philiproyd6563]

How about mishearing a line from "I'd Rather Have Jesus." "I'd rather have Jesus, than menopause."

[@janethanrahab4863]

It's not baboon, it's bathroom on the right!😅😂🤣

[@rickshanteau3211]

Years ago when Oak Ridge Boys.......Alvira was popular, at the table my sister in law would sing,"We'll fire ya up" instead of using Alvira. We sat there trying to not crack up, and let her finish the whole song. LOL

[@MrsJasmyn45]

My work plays bad moon rising, and, all I can think of is "I see a baboon rising."

[@bradmallery435]

Buddy in school used to sing AC-DC DIRTY DEEDS as "Dirty Jean and the Thunder Kid"... AND HE ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT WAS CORRECT!! 🤣🤣

[@booberry7515]

I used to always hear dirty flees and the thunder sheep 🤣🤣

[@paulvarn4712]

So often I sit in the car and say to myself I've heard this song many times and still don't know what the words are. JOKE TARGETS.

[@ethanguest3438]

I think you'll find he is singing all the right lyrics, just not necessarily in the right order

[@amarylessimmons9238]

NEVER knew them so WASEN'T hard to forget! My cousin is so funny 👁 could ⌚ him 24 7! Keep it up big guy U've been on a ro'll so don't stop now especially now that I know 👁have a 💰 relative!

[@jarredjones8476]

Everybody knows it's "there's a bathroom on the right"

[@keithblaney9064]

Another CCR song, 'suckin' on old diaphrams' (Lodi)

[@arthurvasey]

Didn’t help that you were listening on medium wave (AM) and the radio was inartfully tuned - could not understand any lyrics!

[@biliussteed2102]

I will never hear or think of, “Yummy yummy…” the same ever again. Tim is a “Rock it man.” As a Steed, “A horse with no brains.” is offensive.

[@yukiannie666]

i often do that in korean songs...i feel like the lyrics i sing were all totally made up by me but sounds similar to the original...

[@lindawhite5006]

I used to think instead "Bad moon on the rise" it was "There's a bathroom on the right! This is not a song but I dated a guy who had 2 sisters. Their names were "Claire Annette" and "Polly Esther!"

[@speaktruth9631]

"Well I get no doubt but I get up again"......looloolol....that's what I sang.....lol. (I get knocked down)

[@LoveeandLightt]

Friend used to sing there's a bathroom on the right 😂

[@DavidkSeger-sn6nf]

Prince’s “pay the rent collete ,baby your much to fat”

[@scottthomas4153]

Very hilarious

[@toddgilmore118]

Don't go 'round tonight,... there's a bathroom on the right.

[@jonahanthony266]

1:43 - 1:45 Just answered your own question, bro

[@nowankersallowed2115]

Hannibal would have loved the zombies.. maybe they are his henchman.. they're always looking for brains..

[@abigailshorz]

a little dark humor: what does Hannibal Lecter call an amputee? lean beef

[@Almightyassblaster]

He looks like the guy from shrek do the roar

[@jonsmissingrib9742]

Let me get the shampanmurshinpup....... dark times