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[@susanmay3914]

Ugh... these are addicting. I keep telling myself this is the last one I'm going to watch. Then I watch another.

[@nazaoyeka9907]

Same

[@dendendenise9501]

I know right.

[@vlogsnstufflikethat]

i know huh?

[@yeetuscabitus6322]

Same😂

[@AbbyPhillipsIsPeaches]

I know, right?!

[@ciann11]

used to think that Adele wanted to set fire to Lorraine…

[@alizehanwar493]

+Cahle Shirkey Lmao

[@parkerbrittain2713]

this is funny as shit in like rotfling

[@mr.potato6643]

omg why 😂😂😂

[@mr.potato6643]

+TheParkourFencer BAHAHAHAHA

[@Misspol222]

LMAO

[@winterwolf0100]

I used to think it was Ellen the Generous instead of Ellen Degeneres 😂

[@bananacat3796]

winterwolf 0100 hahaha so did my brother he would always be so confused on why she called herself THE generous

[@motherofdragonzz1233]

Same!

[@tselengbotlhole750]

winterwolf 0100 🤣🤣🤣 well she is generous so not bad

[@anonimato1987]

Ellen degenerate

[@sammie_schl]

Lol same

[@mjamalig]

my friend's toddler niece be like: "itchy bitchy spider~"

[@tahjjj1488]

🤣🤣🤣

[@echt114]

Do you really say "be like" or is it some kind of thing?

[@victoriacampbell9335]

Hahaha😂👍

[@carameldrops08]

@@echt114　thats one of them newfangled things the youngsters say these days

[@echt114]

@carameldrops08: I make a big distinction between young and stupid. The former is good, the latter is.... what I was picking at.

[@CinnaAbble]

"Who ya gonna call?" *"THOSE BASTARDS!"*

[@LittleMissDivine]

I think I´ll change it to that from now on haha

[@TheCoppoy]

Ghost bastards - aren't those Casper's uncles?

[@johnhaggar626]

The Ablixian that is probably my favorite one

[@tselengbotlhole750]

Abigail Legacy 🤣🤣🤣

[@Deleon777]

You called?

[@Slakovski108]

who you gonna call ? THOSE BASTARDS! im dead XD

[@auchura4967]

Ikr xD

[@kileymdaniel]

Ikr

[@owenwild709]

rafli dwisanjani one more like

[@angelablack7946]

I lost it when I heard that one.

[@charlenelee1613]

OMFGs this ain't a scene, it's a god damn arse race!!!

[@charitylenz2036]

I used to think the national anthem began with “Jose can you see”

[@ArloweJanilleP07]

Charity Lenz wtf 😂

[@angeladavidson2350]

🤣🤣🤣

[@elliem2750]

Is that..Is that not what it is?

[@justbumblebee1]

This is Gold 😂😂

[@DramaQueenoftheMascarenes]

And kids that's how Trump died

[@tastelessolive3713]

Gotta love them Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane - Blank Space, Taylor Swift

[@robins5828]

I always hear Starbucks in there too! Coffee dates gone wrong, I guess.

[@ike5485]

Nel Bel omg I used to say that 😂 😂 😂

[@themanwithnoname2183]

I could not be convinced those were not the lyrics

[@trevorbourne4171]

“Got a long list of Slavic lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane.”

[@KeeBay30]

Actually it was originally heard as "All the lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane"

[@BlueBerryCharmzz]

I wish I had my own band that would play when I randomly start singing.

[@ellagoldsworthy4774]

Same!!! Xx

[@0613apobangpo]

It’s rehearsal

[@ameliaquintero5374]

Same

[@isabellefeasel7000]

Honestly same but I'd how to pay a ton of money because I sing a lot!!!😂

[@ktarleneKatieBaumgardner]

Lol same. I could use that 😂

[@_yukinatsurin_3451]

that PENNSYLVANIA part was the best.....

[@mkay8669]

Amrin Eusha I was DYING, hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha....

[@teaganhanna6378]

Ha!!!!!!

[@Samchaoscosplay]

I was die ing

[@Nofacejeong]

Sana!!

[@0613apobangpo]

Lmao

[@jpbdude4223]

I hear “Just Dance. Gotta Pee Okay?”

[@MrsLockenload]

gotta pee ok? got doo doo, in my pants!

[@imemotionallystable7109]

@@MrsLockenload Copied from Ben Langley on BGT.... wannabe funny.....bitches

[@imemotionallystable7109]

@ROBLOX Namo right.

[@ethanseldiakov7551]

This is Great

[@anthonychurch1567]

@@MrsLockenload I just listened to it after reading this and I thought if you focus on that you can hear that whole part as "My pants. Gotta pee ok got doo doo in my pants."

[@melodiewride7459]

I thought Imagine dragons Radioactive went "I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus This is it, the alpaca lives"

[@leuchtkaferchen1639]

😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing.

[@deepikaselvamurugan6405]

Hilarious🤣alpaca just randomly in a song like this actually fits🤣

[@malshioke]

😂😂😂

[@amandaash476]

In that song, I heard “I’m ready to whack you”

[@kandigirl7028]

"ready for action, ready for action!"

[@qamarakhan5584]

So we'll piss on the neighbors - Pillowtalk by ZAYN

[@daynamorris2399]

Maybe he just really doesn't like his neighbors

[@RB-uo3be]

+Dayna Morris yeah maybe they were the paparazzi.

[@brithneybazantes467]

Those are the real lyrics

[@yourbasicasshole7605]

Brithney Bazantes No it's "We'll piss of the neighbour's"

[@lilli7942]

zayn and one direction is my home

[@parkerbrittain2713]

I won't chew the steak (stay) -rhianna

[@sophiajones2361]

lmao xD

[@whogivesafuckdude]

lmfao

[@MariAnKenobi]

It’s seven years later, and still every time “Start Me Up” comes on the radio, I have to sing, “In Yugoslavia! In Yugoslavia you’ll never starve.”

[@MsTaLaiah]

It’s 2024 and I can’t believe I’m seeing this video for the first time 😅 I’m also not on Twitter/X still. But now I want to just for more of this hashtag 😂

[@anyaonpaper]

Literally it 2024 and I still do this!

[@TeatroGrotesco]

I thought Elton John was singing "Don't let your son go down on me." It kinda made sense in the 80's.

[@barbarabavier675]

Especially for Elton!

[@yifancao2352]

hold me closer tony danza

[@windsorkid7069]

It's Elton. It makes sense NOW.

[@bflandragon90]

I say that all the time as a joke

[@saraierace1643]

I laughed a bit too hard at that one!!!

[@NegativeNeutral]

" All the other kids with them pumped up kicks,better run, better run, faster than my motha." Im still convinced of it...

[@popmusicmedicine]

Lol my mum thought it was "all the other kicks Parmesan cupcakes" hahaha

[@puppetseducer]

Considering it's about a kid that shoots up a school....not really sure what a mother would have to do with it. Faster than my gun/bullet makes more sense

[@NegativeNeutral]

InnocentLiarTwo I messed up all the other lyrics too.

[@dubstep6251]

Negative Neutral I thought those were the lyrics lol

[@puppetseducer]

Negative Neutral Sometimes they're hard to understand

[@Moonlight.0903]

So every Fall Out Boy song.

[@biancagovender8077]

Ya basically

[@sammy20024]

Honesty.

[@biscuit4658]

I was about to comment this...

[@lpslovereeya]

We're goin down, down in a ldifaksioahn

[@beatriceliu5034]

sugar we're going down swinging ill be the number one with a bully I know you got cornflakes chuck it in pudding

[@SarahXineStephenson]

My sister used to sing "I've got a rash in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it... I'm sexy and I know it." Lol

[@dhairyalohani4386]

You should have been afraid

[@angeladavidson2350]

I used to sing "Livin' on a Prayer" as "Livin' on a Prairie" and associated that song with Little House on the Prairie for the longest time 🤣🤣🤣

[@scrapp1368]

Sounds like something Weird Al would do

[@Melinea13]

I thought Shake it off by Taylor Swift went "bakers gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake" and I really liked that because I like baking.

[@emy3982]

+Melinea13 Yesss, me too!

[@lanaadams1364]

Oh my god my brother thought it was that too Hahahaha

[@gold-6985]

Wait... it doesn't say bakers gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake? *mind explodes*

[@prachijoshi2330]

IT DOESN'T SAY THAT?

[@gold-6985]

What does it say then? Cakers gonna cake cake cake cake cake? Because I checked the OED and couldn't find cakers...

[@gravdalthea]

My older sister thought the lyrics of Bad Blood were : cause baby now we got bed bugs...

[@hks2377]

TheSecondMacker Eew! 😂

[@luismercad1802]

*Concrete* *Jungle* *Wet* *Dream* *Tomato*

[@ja1ime]

Thats what i thought

[@gachariver1238]

That's what I thought lol

[@haileyt1477]

I said that in the comments

[@yosrwalid6359]

I was waiting for that one

[@oofking8933]

“There’s a bathroom on the right” (Bad Moon Rising)

[@elizabethlinsay9193]

Love it!

[@ryanm1732]

Haha my dad told me the same thing!

[@danieldeystar2213]

I always thought it was a bathroom too! I used to also picture it as the outhouse from Shrek.

[@moonlightsweetener4309]

This comedian i like to watch mentioned in a video that he used to think it was “there’s a baboon on the right”

[@gaylewayland9628]

John Fogarty has unironically sung the "bathroom" version in concert to make the fans laugh. Like on ELO's Don't Bring Me Down, which has the made-up word "grooss", everybody thought Jeff Lynne was singing "Brrruce!" So he sings it that way sometimes on stage.

[@LucieSay]

"Who you gonna call? THOSE BASTARDS!" Hilarious.

[@mysterymarezz]

Next time I'm watching that movie with my family, I promise I will shout that out when the theme plays.

[@4321Asstastic1]

I aint fraid of no bastards...

[@AwesomeRobot15]

Concrete jungle wet dream tomato...

[@herorange]

there's nothing you can do....

[@TheLouisBarnes]

+Violla Reininda There's nothing like canned soup. :P

[@supereminem000]

Eugene? xD

[@beatrizcoelho7100]

+supereminem000 BUZZFEED SQUAD WHERE U AT

[@supereminem000]

+Beatriz Coelho YEAAAH :D binge watching meets buzzfeed = staying up till 4

[@evaklaassen5687]

My brother used to hear: “It’s Morgan Freeman” instead of “More than a feeling” (by Boston) 😂😂

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

Lol

[@Reavix1]

Wauw your brother might have a hearing problem then :D

[@rominawitschnig]

I could watch a full show of this😂 I can't count all songs I misheard when I was little 😝

[@LittleMissDivine]

omg me too.....xD

[@purplepenguinofawesomeness5685]

"PENNSYLVANIA" 😂😂

[@pithappens9975]

IM CRYING 😂😂😂

[@younice9707]

Grape Nants' ingonyama bagithi baba :) (not sure about the spelling though).

[@vanessapyo7331]

As a child in church, I used to think that the line "Lord I want to sing your praises" was "Lord, I want to see your raisins". True story. # misheardlyrics

[@srijankaushik4974]

Vanessa Pyo LOL

[@chanitacollins2144]

Omg now I can't stop singing that

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

Lol!

[@rellytoonanimations2292]

😂😂

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

Vanessa Pyo- Not to mention, singing about " my dead toupee" ("my debt to pay") in the same song!

[@schattentaenzerin]

Bon Jovi: "it doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not!"

[@bflandragon90]

Kinda still makes sense

[@raeallen2708]

I used to hear, “ it’s the eye of the tiger, it’s the cream of the fight” for a really long time and for the life of me, I can’t Unhear it.

[@lordmysticlaw1991]

Me to and I just realised I don't even know what it really is 🤣

[@birdnest5814]

Isn’t it actually “thrill”?

[@liahtomlinson2105]

Oh god😆😆

[@laurar430]

Not?..

[@ashmalnaqi7670]

I used to hear "Perrie Dies" instead of Paradise in Pillowtalk 😕😂

[@hottatkimberly4522]

😂😂😂

[@sonikakamble9]

I laughed so hard at this hahahhahahha I still am omg buahahahahhahahahaha I am laughing harder than I should

[@hibaahmed2436]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my God

[@lydiacavell7499]

THIS IS SO SHADY AHAHAHA

[@anfalisoverparty]

Omg, lmao😂😂

[@rojeana]

used to think it was "we found love in a homeless place"...

[@susannadukes6112]

Rojeana isn’t that it? I still think so 😂😂😂

[@user-ct6dn5dr6b]

So it isn’t that?

[@RinJackson]

@@user-ct6dn5dr6b Pretty sure it's supposed to be "hopeless place"

[@electricfreak1034]

Same tho omg 😂

[@marvincohen9290]

@@RinJackson It definitely is hopeless place

[@laurelmackereth1308]

When I was a kid I used to go around singing. "Nacho, nacho man, I want to get a nacho man"

[@kyliepollert8341]

I'll never forget when my mom and I were on our way home from a birthday party one night, and Cliff Richard's "Devil Woman" came on 70's on 7. She started singing "She's just a devil woman with evalonamine" (instead of "evil on her mind"); I have no idea where that word came from!!

[@MrBrewman95]

In Ariana Grande's Focus, I thought Jamie Foxx was saying, "Fuck a zombie" in the chorus. It came out around Halloween last year, so it matches a bit.

[@imke3379]

Brewman 😂😂😂

[@tofiannie]

MADE MY NIGHT LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@iwanttobeindescendants3236]

Brewman Lol😂

[@jasminebroomfield7353]

Brad Bart baker used that as a lyric in his parody of the song

[@laurnias1516]

That's Jamie Foxx???? Wow i didn't know that

[@americano451]

When I was in elementary and middle school, my sister and I used to sing the Michael Jackson song as "come on with the pork chop chop. Don't stop til you get enough"

[@brittr4318]

Amber Bell lol

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

Lol

[@gaylewayland9628]

"Keep a ho, with the Lone Star stuff, don't stop till you get enough"

[@MsTaLaiah]

Cuz what is he even saying 😅😅

[@sierrawright1327]

When I was a little kid whenever the song you give love a bad name by Bon Jovi would come on id sing along but instead of you give love a bad name I would say "you give love a band-aid"

[@jessicabennett1156]

That's adorable.

[@luke_mckay]

My mom used to think that Bon Jovi's "Wanted dead or alive" was, "I'm a cowboy.... Imma steal your horse outright.. cause I'm wanted... Dead or alive." 😂

[@lilyderooij]

I used sing it as “in the dead of the night”

[@Summon256]

"i'm warned dead on the night" is what i always kept hearing...

[@loridragon1118]

"Gonna take a lion to drag me away from yoooouuu! there's nothin' that an elephant or more could ever doooo! I guess it rains down in Aaaafricaaa!" i thought that was what it said until about a year ago

[@moxieme1174]

I love that song 😉😂

[@leilamanchino]

BAHSHAHAHHAGA IM DYING

[@lordmysticlaw1991]

I mean lion, elephant, Africa.... makes total sense 🤣🤣🤣

[@rawbee8932]

Legend

[@Marcell2aG]

Don't go Jason waterfalls.

[@faisal1582]

Marcell2aG yep, and then michael keaton taught me the real lyrics :p

[@stephenmier7277]

I thought it was "Go go Jason Waterfalls," and I immediately aspired to be like whoever this guy was, because no one with a name that cool can be anything less than 6 megafonzies of awesome.

[@Marcell2aG]

Stephen Mier 6 megafonzies!? That's too much awesome to even measure!

[@kathrin11]

Marcell2aG Omg I'm kind of shocked that those aren't the right lyrics. I always sung the song like that :P

[@dan428]

Marcell2aG i legitimately thought those were the lyrics until a couple years ago when I discovered i'd been wrong my whole life

[@clayface6]

HAHA Most of my childhood I thought the Abba Song - "Take a chance on me" was "Jackie Chan is on me"

[@cathorsemeowneigh17]

Oh my days 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marmaldo3462]

Charlie Puth- Attention "You've been running around running around throwing that turtle on me neck"

[@cherry7590]

Omg I thought I'm the only one who understands it that way!!!

[@leilamanchino]

my little sister thought it was throwin that turtle on my knee

[@banillaveans]

I thought it was throwing that gurdle on my knee 😂

[@liahtomlinson2105]

Lmaooooo

[@taniskaborah4564]

Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@SanDeeMcGeek]

"you got to move your dragon, got to move your dragon, got to mooooooooove your dragooon" moves like jagger maroon 5

[@rellytoonanimations2292]

I heard dagger...

[@ashleykitt9456]

It’s a game of thrones edition for the song.

[@harryz5847]

Another interpretation of the chorus when I pictured it in my mind was :"I got 2 moves like Jagged" as in Jagged Edge and "I got the moves like Checker".

[@annahass9012]

my sister always thought it was"if you like bean enchiladas and getting caught in the rain"

[@annahass9012]

instead of "if you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain"

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

Lol!

[@andrearubio5050]

That would've been a much better song! lol

[@zeerymez]

I used to think it was "if you like eatin empanadas.."

[@valerielinares2068]

"Somethin' strange, in the neighborhood. Who you gonna call? Winchesters!"

[@sadyechester6934]

Haha! Nice!

[@DriveByGuy]

Cringe

[@lorrainediaz5721]

💙💙💙

[@geekista]

Hell yeah !!!!

[@anna-dw1lv]

The hillywood show😂😂

[@matejvrdoljak5533]

I'm from Croatia and who's ever been in ex Yugoslavia countries (Croatia, Serbia, Bosnia etc.) knows that we are known for our generosity and hospitality, so you will actually never starve if you are our guest, so those lyrics are correct 😂 I love it

[@laniway843]

One last time by Ariana grande "I know I should of farted at least I'm being honest"

[@monicaparihar2510]

Kehaulani Gonzales I know I should *have* farted at least I'm being honest 😜😉

[@anvi5394]

Omg me 2. Same 😂😂

[@krissilsil5272]

Should have not of.I see it all the time.has no meaning

[@rebeccabest7766]

She has a weird way of singing I always miss hear her lyrics!! 😂😂

[@ioveliest]

"we've been here forever, and here's the frozen fruit" -Fall Out Boy (Centuries)

[@kinderdersterne]

I hear all the time lmao (love you profile picture)

[@katneagle]

tHats not the lYrics??!?!??

[@lookhowlittleiamimalittleg8546]

i always here that wth

[@arwamahmoud2499]

The world is just a terror and were all wearing black

[@leuchtkaferchen1639]

I always thought that can't be the lyric, but I still hear it like that. 😂

[@boyfromzambia]

Elton John "Hold me closer Tony Danza"

[@elizabethlinsay9193]

Very funny!

[@christys8445]

Phoebe Buffay sang it that way on F.R.I.E.N.D.S

[@jenivreangel7686]

South Park..

[@giovannapezzolesi216]

I used to think the lyrics to Africa by Tota were "I guess it rains down in Africa" Instead of "I bless the rains down in Africa" 😂😂😂

[@thecomedyclownfish1731]

She's got a chicken to ride, she's got a chicken to riiiide!

[@philipp2236]

+My Spoon Is Too Big / mY LifE iS RuInEd lol BuzzFeed

[@thecomedyclownfish1731]

+My Spoon Is Too Big / mY LifE iS RuInEd yas!

[@loveeyasmine]

+My Spoon Is Too Big / mY LifE iS RuInEd. My spoon is to biiigg.

[@Jordan-ds5fr]

Lol buzzfeed

[@heyspoons]

This was written in the When We Wuz Famous whi

[@evelyndolan2331]

The people who are mentioning Fall Out Boy are my kinda people. 😂 Literally: "THIS AIN'T A SCENE ITS A GAH DAH ARGH REH"

[@cjk0316]

EveD 123 it sounds more like GAH DAH ARH RAH

[@denisenova7494]

it's an ass race

[@irwinsunshine6304]

EveD 123 IM A LITTLE MAN AND IM ALSO EVIL ALSO INTO CATS

[@k.sharma6104]

I'M NOT A SHOULDA TO CRAYON BUT I DYE GRASS

[@Spaceangel1]

My son who was 12 at the time was in the car with me while I was listening to Def Leppard’s “ pour some sugar on me” he thought they were saying “ poison sugar monkeys “ 😂 #misheardlyrics

[@Bc._Media]

PENNSYLVANIA!!! RABBIT AND CHIHUAHUA💀

[@philemondmaboy8036]

lmao I completed the lyrics : PEEEENSYLVANIA RABBIT AND CHIHUAHUA, SUCH A GHOUUUL WHEN YOU'RE MOM. That's how i was used to sing it

[@PirateLeota]

@@philemondmaboy8036 my cousin thought they were saying "on the bottom penguins on the bottom, on the bottom penguins on the bottom".

[@hannahpickard214]

I thought Toto's Africa went "I left my brains down in Africa" 😂

[@grettahucht5617]

Hannah Pickard 😂😂 That. Is. The. Best. Thing. I've. Heard. All. Day. 😂😂

[@CJ-mn6iw]

😂😂 that’s so funny

[@Scandinavian96]

I always thought it was “I guess it rains down in Africa” 😂

[@rellytoonanimations2292]

I heared All so vain ya at a beach with baba or honda..

[@evafromspace827]

It doesn’t?

[@jacobmorejead8122]

My friends Dad thought the lyrics to 'fly like a g-six' were 'fly like a cheese stick'.

[@jacobmorejead8122]

what are you talking about? is there a parody or something? I'm being dead serious.

[@imarealone_0076]

Jacob Morejead try again bitchboy

[@jacobmorejead8122]

Troll alert. Troll alert. Someones Parents did not love them enough. Troll alert. Troll alert.

[@imarealone_0076]

Jacob Morejead lolololololololololol

[@lonewolfx499]

"You're gonna miss me by my waffle, you're gonna miss me by my taco, you're gonna miss me when I'm gone."

[@lili-yannzuman1229]

I’ve literally just watched Pitch Perfect 1 and 2 both for the second time

[@isabellanoble9965]

I keep telling myself this will be the last video and I end up watching these until like 4am 😬🤫😂

[@nars_bars8774]

"Here's the frozen fruit" -Centuries Fall Out Boy

[@cpblasterdark]

yeeessssss

[@iki96]

JüniperPale heavy metal pokemon

[@kenzier2518]

😂 glad I'm not the only person that thought that

[@lyragallagher1564]

This wasn't true?!

[@tahmyacappra3530]

Lyra Gallagher Nope it's "he's the chosen fruit" but that's what I thought too. 😂

[@Cinderbellie]

When I first heard Uptown Funk on the radio, I was shocked because I thought the lyrics were "I'm down to fuck you up, I'm down to fuck you up!"

[@stupiditycrusader2368]

thats pretty funny

[@chinsandra1]

+Everly Scene Oh God, I'm laughing so hard on this. Good one :D

[@HelixSquid]

I thought it sounded like "Uptown fuck you up, Uptown fuck you up."

[@omgavery2691]

+Sleepy Hound that's what I though xD

[@NeroVuk]

+Everly Scene Like the legend of the penis

[@AnastasiaCooper]

"wrapped up like a douche and oh! a runner in the night" Manred Mann's Earth Band - Blinded By The Light

[@pawpower1023]

I thought it was "I'll never leave, your pizza burnin" not beasts of burden 😩

[@mariessadery529]

I laughed disturbingly too long at this....BRAVO!!

[@earlonaweary9155]

LOL I HAVE to use this. I'll sing this to my future husband😄

[@brianschaffer9220]

...the melting cheese, and PEPP-ERONI

[@pawpower1023]

@@brianschaffer9220 😂😂😂

[@chrissybaumann8380]

my mom used to sing "Shot to the heart and you're too lame..." instead of blame...

[@animeniacalbeing4354]

Chrissy Baumann actual lyric is "Shot through the heart and you're to blame"

[@frosostrilakou8886]

Chrissy Baumann Darlin' you give love a bad name

[@effynikki1221]

I thought that same thing

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

Lol!!!!

[@dinham16]

I thought it was 'late' !

[@satmedown]

The ghostbusters tweet was the best 😂😂😂😂😂

[@karanshah8245]

And the *PENNSYLVANIA* one 😂😂

[@evangelineclaire1954]

My babysitter’s friend thought the lion king song went “pink pajamas, penguins on the bottom” 😂😂😂

[@alicedattebayo9141]

My sister thought the song "how to save a life" said "how to stay alive". We both associated the song with Grey's Anatomy, and I was like "that's what they do on the show... they save lives!!" and she said "well yeah... but everyone is always dying, so it's kinda of struggle for the characters to stay alive, so it made sense to me" LMAO

[@isntjhopeamazing5778]

"I only see mangos" - 7 Years (The actual lyrics is "I only see my goals")

[@StarkArsonist]

I love that song so much tho.

[@laenpop3668]

also this song: "...kid's who can bore me" instead of "kid's who can warm me" :D

[@lordsheebus]

omg its not "bore me"? haha. learn something new every day, i suppose....

[@amandaagnew6787]

+rike akr whaaaaaa? I always thought it was bore me.

[@laenpop3668]

haha :D

[@TMich1287]

Watching this while eating breakfast was a terrible idea I nearly choked like 5 times lol thanks Jimmy

[@fallontonight]

Haha well, very glad to hear you survived.

[@kawaiislayerwolf2747]

Whenever “Tiny Dancer” came on the radio when I was younger, I used to sing it as “Hold me closer Tony Danza”! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kawaiislayerwolf2747]

I didn’t even know who Tony Danza was! 😂

[@nailkandy4429]

Almost 10 years later, and many of these misheard lyrics still play in my head.

[@mrbigg151]

I'm just seeing these, but this had me hollering lol. "José, José! José o-or Juan!" I was DONE!!!

[@erincline7993]

mrbigg151 im watching these for the first time too and that one killed me!!

[@katyterberg3006]

"I can see all popsicles in my way." -I Can See Clearly Now

[@davidbowie9181]

I had a flashback to Childhood reading this, arguing with my brother about the lyrics. You see he thought it was popsicles in my way also and he said in the next stanza where it says I think I can make it now the pain is gone it's because the writer of the song no longer had brain freeze from eating all the Popsicles that were in his way, LMAO

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

I heard that once on a "greatest hits" radio station. Lol

[@melissawright1979]

Haha

[@anunez3450]

Same for secret agent man I use to think it was secret Asian man.

[@MichaelSmith-ds9gq]

My uncle used to sing Gwen Stefani like "It ain't no holiday girl!" I was gonna correct him, but I think his lyrics made more sense. lol #MisheardLyrics

[@jarredjones6826]

I keep coming back for Yugoslavia.

[@albemouff618]

Same here :D

[@andriealinsangao613]

Me too!

[@Sahi_PK]

#metoo :-)

[@nevenasuknovic176]

Hahaha me too 🤣🤣🤣

[@1purplekw]

Hahaha!! Its probably true. Croatians like to feed people. So you probably wont starve there. :)

[@vvenska]

“Who you gonna call?” “NUT BUSTERS”

[@sophiew3060]

@countrygirl countrymusiclover ok...

[@alexisgriffin2613]

countrygirl countrymusiclover alrighty then

[@RinJackson]

@venska I can kind of see where someone might hear "those bastards" instead of "Ghostbusters". "Nut Busters", not so much

[@otakushipper9138]

@countrygirl countrymusiclover chill lmao both were pretty funny jeez calm yer tits sis

[@mylittlehawk7317]

*_hold me close young Tony Danza_*

[@JacksonOwex]

2:25 Jimmy, we all know you put that in there so you could do the impression!!! Was AMAZING though, love it every time!

[@jholo9922]

Who am I gonna call? Those bastards of course! XDDDDD

[@maddiemoir4950]

Jaclyn Laurenz GET THOSE BASTARDS ON THE PHONE.

[@emilyc151]

I used to think Rihanna used to be saying, " "weasels got the music" instead of "please don't stop the music"

[@cherry7590]

Plot twist: she is actually singing "weasels got the music" but everyone understands it wrong v

[@alfiec2103]

I used to think that a line in Lucy in the sky with diamonds was ‘the girl with colitis goes by’

[@skilledninjagamer9526]

When I was younger and I heard dirty deeds for the first time I thought they said “DIRTY CHEEEESE, Thunder Cheek”. And I think back on that sometimes and just start laughing every time

[@june-vz4rm]

This is gold

[@robinsonkaspar3395]

Skilled Ninja Gamer my son thought it said “thirty thieves and the thunder Jeep,” which to a six-year-old sounds like the best cartoon ever

[@swainer25]

HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA

[@kcar181]

Awesome

[@janice9322]

"Annie are you walking, Annie are you walking are you walking Annie".I was so sure that's what Micheal said to the extent I argued with my Aunt for 2 weeks about it when i was a kid

[@tinaceran7999]

Omg I thought it was walking too

[@laralor5427]

Wait it's not walking? 😱

[@benjaminryder770]

Lara Lor Yeah, it’s: ‘Annie are you okay?’ I only know that from looking up the lyrics though.

[@sebastienbusque2312]

I used to think it was "Annie are you working"...

[@abbyandrade2019]

Sameeeeeee

[@ToddtheExploder]

Steve Miller, Jet Airliner: “Big ol’ Jed had a light on....”

[@RiverBlew]

Blinded by The Light: he says Revved up like a deuce. Me: wrapped up like a douche.

[@katarinarose3379]

Ya I heard that too🤣

[@ryansmith1044]

Wait what? Welp, TIL the actual lyrics.

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

Yeah, the dude really didn't enunciate well!

[@TheRealSnowCat]

The word being sung -- at least in the Manfred Mann version -- is definitely douche. When they interviewed the lead singer of that band years ago, he said that it sounded like he was singing "douche" because every time he sang the s or soft c sound it came out as sh. But if that were the case, the 2nd verse would sound like, "shome shilicone shishter with a manager mishter." However, since he sang that verse perfectly, his explanation was incorrect, and the lyric was actually mis-SUNG, not misheard.

[@bluepalmer6908]

at one point in preschool I started singing "my body lies over the ocean, my body lies over the sea, my body lies over the ocean, so bring back my body to me."

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

Lol!

[@breoschstevenson5957]

That sounds so similar to the lullabies my parents used to sing to me... My childhood was dark.

[@jacobassmon]

"IN Yugoslavia.. In Yugoslavia you'll never starve" That's just freakin hilarious..

[@TheOhLeahChronicles]

A friend in high school use to sing Bohemian Rhapsody "hit me with the window, doesn't really matter" instead of "any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter".

[@magnoliamichelle3197]

🎶"Oh, bring us some friggin pudding....."🎶

[@fallontonight]

Jimmy reads some of your funniest #MisheardLyrics tweets! Watch more: Hashtags: #MisheardLyrics And if you've got a good one, share yours below! #FallonTonight #JimmyFallon

[@dvus1977]

Lmfao .. !!!!! Elizabeth's gonna get u !!!

[@RodrigoValdesAvila]

The first one (part of every day) is actually from Dharma and Greg, at least that's where I first heard it many years ago

[@brookejay953]

My mom used to think "don't fear the reaper" was actually "don't feel the reefer"

[@dvus1977]

Rodrigo Valdes its actually Kiss , the songs name is " I wanna rock n roll all night "

[@rudyurias8267]

In Long Beach,CA there is a car dealership by name Worthington Ford. The owner's name was Cal Worthington and there was a part song that said "go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal". I thought it said "pussy cow, pussy cow, pussy cow".

[@chaotichoneybee2871]

I used to think a line from In Da Club was Go Charlotte, it’s your first date!

[@Babythaiiz]

Christina _ I thought it was charlie . Go charlie is ya burthday

[@ashley61132]

Good for Charlotte

[@MrsLockenload]

happy for good ol Charlotte...she deserves several firsts in life.

[@divyap4357]

I would think it was, "Go shorty, it's sherbet day!"

[@marvincohen9290]

Go Charlie, it's sherbert day!

[@rutherford5247]

"Near....farrr, wherever you are, I believe that the HOT DOGS go ooonnn...." -titanic🎶 I think thats the most funny🤣🤣

[@ashleybaker2226]

When I was younger I thought it was “ Cinnamon cinnamon.. when no one is around you. Say baby I love ya...” by Destiny child 🤣

[@harryz5847]

I heard "Semane Semane when no one is around you say baby I love you Yuway running gay" lol

[@itsme-lb1ng]

"PENNSYLVANIA, MISSOURI&IOWA TOO"

[@relativelysane8703]

now every time I hear "If you start me up" I always sing "In Yugoslavia, you'll never starve" and people think im crazy

[@isophear]

“I’ll never be your big suburban” - Beast of Burden by Rolling summer

[@divyap4357]

Some people hear "pizza burning'"

[@undercover9647]

I thought from Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart, and the very next day you gave it away. This year, from semi-frontiers, I’ll give it to someone special 🙈