Tim Hawkins - Twinkie in a Ding Dong World

This song is about just trying to fit in in life.
This is from Tim Hawkins DVD, "INSANITIZED". Enjoy!
www.timhawkins.net/
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You should take me seriously,
Even though I'm soft and little.
Yellow sponge cake on the outside baby!
Sweet, sweet in the middle.
I'm a deep fried, deep fried hunk of trans fat and sugar.
You hear me coming, I ain't no Zinger,
I'm a Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
Come on!
You can't resist me, I know you see me.
By the Dolly Madison.
I'm a Hostess with the mostest,
Come on Little Debbie, you know I'm number one.
I'm a cream filled good
With a shelf life oh so long.
Go on and put me in a box,
That's where I belong,
I'm a Twinkie!
Hey, I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
A little bit of magic in a celephane wrapper,
Come on!
What this song needs is a little bit of Cow Bell!
Stand up all you Powdered Doughnuts,
and Suzy Q's if you got what it takes.
Honey Buns and Jelly Rolls and Chocodiles
Moon Pies, Ho Hos, Oatmeal Cream Cake!
I'm a Twinkie!
Hey, I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world.
A Twinkie!
I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong...
A Twinkie-ie!!!

[@craemac]

Such creativity!

[@bobs.381]

Sometimes I feel like a Ding Dong in a twinkie world!

[@johnburns4554]

Fffffcfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffcffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[@aethanopprimes1778]

never

[@KylitoNewt]

I love the cowbell part

[@frogsturtles9795]

He's So funny! Found him on accident, 6 years ago

[@Rose-Rae]

He's got the moves like Jagger....lol!

[@wdavidsager1]

This guy really is hilarious!

[@PrairieDancerRose]

Mr. Tim is so very multi-talented, and in a Christian venue; he is awesome to listen to/watch! Thank-you Tim, we all need a good laugh, at ourselves, as well as other things. Blessings!

[@LegendBegins]

Tim Hawkins shows how someone can be Funny without being inappropriate or perverted etc.

[@susanwantshercountryback7479]

He's oozing with talent, but he chooses to just make enough to support his family. An inspiration.

[@anielaperez736]

I want this played at my wedding

[@cesarperales1623]

Yyyy y tu hyyyyyyyyyyyyhyyyy yup yup yyyyyyyhyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@cesarperales1623]

Yyyy y tu hyyyyyyyyyyyyhyyyy yup yup yyyyyyyhyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@K9Nick811GAMES]

Now I want a twinkie.

[@lynnarrington4938]

One of the funniest comedians I have seen and doesn't get in the gutter. Great job Tim Hawkins !!

[@laurendoda6023]

I love him so much I really do ! He's one of the best Christian comedians out there. I can watch him a million times and still laugh.

[@lilpoohbear653]

best comedians period...saw him live twice and I physically hurt the next day from laughing so long

[@maryrowell6410]

I concur!

[@Ward3015]

I gotta stop seeing myself as just a powdered doughnut.

[@Cornflower28]

I'm proud to be a Twinkie in a Ding-Dong world! ;)

[@rodwyr]

Once I heard the cowbell...my fever went away!

[@jonlanier_]

When I write sermons, and come to the conclusion (making a title) I always ask myself. Can I call it: A Twinkie in a Ding Dong World.

[@jokerman9623]

im eating a twinkie while watching this

[@addiegreen3636]

He was staying sanitary before corona

[@SizzlingVibe]

"You can't resist me, I know you see me." Lol the way he says that makes me die laughing as well as the way he says "jellyholes" LOL

[@gretacarter3498]

“All My friends have hip replacements” 😂😂

[@DocteurSnow]

What a legend.

[@bookworm4815162342]

As much as I love Tim Hawkins, I really pity his kids. I mean, my dad's already embarrassing enough as it is, but I'd be mortified to see him doing something like this! Lol!

[@goudagirl6095]

I've wondered that too, but if you grow up with the guy, you probably don't know any different. That's just "dad." There are a few vids showing him at home or around his family. They just mostly ignore him, LOL.

[@renejustice886]

Not me! I’d love it💕

[@jameshudman4252]

Kinda funny how just slings a half eaten Twinkie into the audience. Lol thanks Tim.

[@goudagirl6095]

oooh i dig the Cult reference! MORE COWBELL!

[@gretacarter3498]

“Now we spend our time having wheelchair races” - I can’t 😂😂

[@doctorxring]

"You hear me comin' I ain't no Zinger I'm a Twinkayyy !!"

[@susanwantshercountryback7479]

Missed that line. Now I have to listen again...lol

[@alancrosswellkaram]

Ryuniw

[@ellebastonart]

Dang, TIm's got a good arm

[@blueskies3752]

Love it.

[@antoniapaulinadelgado2791]

I'm a ding dong in a Twinkie World, I've heard it both ways Ha Ha. Tim you are very entertaining! Thanks for using your talents to make us laugh. All the best to you and yours.

[@attickdemos]

This is fantastic!

[@jameshudman4252]

He got one thing wrong...you can't put me in a box.

[@Moonlight10198]

*Epically Singing* I'M A TWINKIE IN A DING DONG WORLD *Proceeds to chuck twinkies at the adoring crowd* Oh,sorry you six, but your dislikes have been overruled.

[@awesomeastrid]

love this awesomeness

[@jdude7650]

I finally remembered where the tune of this song was borrowed from, the Cult wildflower song!!

[@TheToadRacer]

I really liked what he was going for with the hand sanitizer

[@renejustice886]

Love it! Very good Jagger impression!🌸

[@tundrastormsiberians]

Hope noone in that audience was on a diet!

[@cheminfamily9754]

my friend has that twinkie box after the show he ask tim to sign it

[@sumitvids]

wildflower by the cult is the real song

[@jimi495jm]

spot on tim,on all your reinnactments .

[@Exzeluke]

Tim should start getting LOTS of views today, November 16, 2012...the day the Twinkies died. RIP little lardcake. :-(

[@iliketosinganddance1]

whoever got the other half of that twinkie better be thanking God!

[@kdjoy88]

The venue looks like the Weidner Center at UWGB.

[@dandychandee3475]

I wish I could get this song on Spotify

[@cobaltiumknight6469]

It is on Spotify

[@redrosegraydirt]

The cowbell made the song :)

[@shinotenshi45]

That dancing!

[@TheDeadman419]

What this song needs is a little bit of cow bell!

[@richard1935]

35 dislikes are ding dongs

[@stubbystudios9811]

42 have turned into powdered donuts

[@Harsh757]

@ChromeFXFilms Awesome!

[@junebugg045]

This man is CRAZY about TWINKIES!! Good gosh. LOL I love him!! ;D

[@thorinho1]

Getting a strong The Cult vibe

[@melissasw64]

"...he's a Twinkieeee!"

[@wayevy4Jesus630219632002]

i love twinkies....lol Tim is so funny!!! :D

[@qhhtpractitionerapostlemat8106]

Shelly Duvall would know this is the guy who played Robin Williams

[@laurabragg8421]

When he said twinkie lasted so long _ chemicals will do that lol😂😂😂😂

[@Patrick_0n]

Sounds like Sun King by the Cult.

[@emilybennett4595]

I'm getting Phineas and Ferb vibes!

[@oldkingcole4354]

This song makes me hungry

[@SassySilverSisters]

We love Twinkies !!

[@sims3familys681]

this guys a nut but omg 😂😂

[@stepdvs]

Clever~LOVE IT!~ Hilarious!!!

[@Harsh757]

@The17maya You don't have to like Twinkies, just don't be a Ding-Dong. :)

[@SpockLover27]

@ChromeFXFilms Ouch! D:

[@theacorn9297]

That is not freakin fair! LoL

[@PeanutButterC00kies]

aww man...now i want a twinkie

[@MrsGbda]

hahaaha love u tim:)

[@MissHello231]

i love how he can be funny and clean at the same time. Don't get me wrong, I love jeff dunnham but..

[@deniseswayzee7466]

So you're a Twinkie in a ding dong world WOW

[@SpockLover27]

@ChromeFXFilms Funny, I think that's when I went! :D

[@Trsmith207]

i love when he passes out twinkies...its a classic xD

[@murderman911]

i want a twinkie now

[@anthonypearl37]

Absolutely awesome. I saw most of this show. God bless! BTW I'm Catholic.

[@susanwantshercountryback7479]

I was brought up Catholic. I am not impressed with this pope. I need to change denominations.

[@markm4033]

@@susanwantshercountryback7479 you don't leave the One True Faith for one in error. You stay, and pray for him. You fight the Freemasons that have infiltrated the Church.

[@rockribbedrushy7705]

@@susanwantshercountryback7479 You don't need to change denominations as there were none in the New Testament. Read the Interlinear Bible with Greek and English translations to see what Christ and His disciples really said.

[@rockribbedrushy7705]

@@markm4033 The One True Faith is Christ Himself with no adornments or embellishments by someone who does not know Greek.

[@RhondaKennedy63]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shilohstore6086]

What song is this parodying

[@SpockLover27]

@ChromeFXFilms Sweet! I was just under you in one of the top rows. We nearly went up to the balcony actually. Not that it would have mattered, we really wouldn't even know each other if we had seen each other. :) Do you go to Grace? Or did you travel far to see him?

[@Jassie411]

I bet the person that caught that half eaten Twinkie finished it off -_-

[@epicsnicker]

i've never had a twinkie.......

[@HighFiveBlondie22]

nice dancin timmy ;) btw, can i get this song on my ipod?? :D

[@denp54z]

Throwing Twinkies to the audience ! Ain't That Just Special ! Who else can get away with that ? Much better than pieces of sticky Watermelon being thrown at you !

[@SpockLover27]

@ChromeFXFilms Yeah I know, I went on the 13th too like I said. :) Not this one. Wow we were really lucky, we live like, ten minutes away from Grace Church, so going so see him was easy! :)

[@cheifbluehair5062]

TWINKIES

[@CongreDelNido]

hey, whole they no longer have twinkies in the U.S. we have them in Mexico now! :P

[@LilLWH]

@MissHello231 even better a twinkie

[@MissHello231]

@Hunting9308 better go czech the fridge. Maybe you'll find some Turkey..

[@jokerman9623]

looks like this song could use little ........ COW BELL!!:D

[@CthulhuIsReal420]

What song is this a parody of?

[@Willy_LGM]

The Cult - Wild Flower

[@Drakemore34]

I seriously think Iron Weasel from the Disney XD show "I'm in the Band" should do this song! Thumbs up if you agree!

[@jameslaulainen6570]

How come i didn't get a twinky or a ding dong lol