Tim's New Toys - Autumn 2019

Tim has been visiting various trade fairs over the Autumn, and here he presents some of the newest items that he has acquired for his collection. From a mini leather strop with allows you to sharpen a disposable razor, to some new items created via 3D printing, a novel balancing act, a very elaborate greeting card, and some unusual art from Japan.

[@make.anything]

Thanks for sharing my lock puzzle, and for the ongoing inspiration your collection provides! Always a delight

[@kikconzuelo]

I felt very excited to see your puzzle here! What a cool crossover

[@Lucas-iSL]

I KNEW I'd seen that M from somewhere! Nice to see such a creative talent around these parts

[@EggBastion]

Those lizards are really neat. Are they really printed already assembled?

[@Noble06DS]

@@EggBastion yes they are!

[@I_Crit_My_Pants]

@@EggBastion It's actually easier to build it pre-made. Think about how 3D printers work, the link that joins 2 pieces is built first and then the plastic that locks it in place is printed over the top.

[@Snotlingfondler]

Ah, a relaxing Tim Video [INTRO ANNIHILATES EAR DRUMS]

[@sneklover69]

I'm not the only one then

[@skakdosmer]

I liked the old intro better anyway.

[@Snotlingfondler]

I thought my speakers had fucked up at first

[@Jesse__H]

Yeah they messed up the audio balance on that part

[@jgames01]

Definitely thought I had sat on the remote and blasted the volume. Then he started talked and I couldn't hear anything.

[@Vanvanroo]

*shows a drawing of a Japanese house, with bamboo outside and a windchime* "Independence Day" Aaahhhh Tim, please never change

[@johnnycats5157]

Crickets chirping.... "Birds"

[@ky-gp4sz]

*cricket sounds* “birds that are outside”

[@DanielRenardAnimation]

_"Tim, that's the sound of a cricket."_ _"Oh? Don't you need eleven people for that?"_

[@jwrs6292]

Did it ever occur to you that he might be referring to Japanese Independence?

[@KoiosDusklight]

@@jwrs6292 There is no Japanese Independence day. There are some countries that celebrate independence from Japan though. The closest Japanese holiday would be National Foundation Day.

[@jordanezell5132]

It’s safe to say, time has been kind to this man. God bless him.🙂

[@ECLIPSE-gj2up]

I cried when i seen the waves painting. Its one of my absolute favorites. I first seen that actually in a china wok i believe, or something like that while i was eating my pork fried rice, and it had koi painted in it. My favorite fish as well. So beautiful ❤️

[@haydnmalyon7690]

The intro volume almost took my head off.

[@travosk8668]

Haydn Malyon that illuminati triangle was missed by a lot of ppl

[@thedeegee1601]

Same here!

[@cindyespindola4946]

Same😅

[@riverevans726]

It makes me happy that everyone still watches and enjoys his content, as do I. And not just for the meme.

[@grassfield5177]

Which meme? Is it the gun thing? Lol, I discovered him before the memes, so I don’t know much about the memes.

[@Redasurc]

Come for meme Stay for wholesome

[@Noah2472-j1n]

There's a meme about Tim?

[@Erilis000]

Never thought about it before but 3d printing opens up so many possibilities to puzzle making and it's cool to see more of this featured on the show!

[@stitch626123]

Any one else getting those postcard art things instantly up close?

[@phidiasbagel]

The paintings are all famous enough that it was easy for me to identify them up close

[@Bronzescorpion]

I think a lot of people got it. You only need a few key details, like the blue headband, the rising wave and the open mouth. As soon as you recognize those features the game is up.

[@ПавелПетров-н6я]

It will be very satisfying to see such postcard with Malevitch's "Black square"

[@steveballinger9643]

7:18 that second tab sounds like me at 3am after a skinful.

[@thebackyardbushcrafter2028]

Steve Ballinger ?

[@BooBaddyBig]

Stropping safety razors helps a lot, but not as much as drying them thoroughly. Turns out that razor blade stainless still corrodes, although far less than normal steel, so the drier you can keep them the better. I think the record is well over a year on the same blade.

[@ArnoldsKtm]

That art thing made me tinglish.

[@nifty3000]

Back in my day i had a rock to play with.

[@MelindaGreen]

That musical pop-up card has more processing power than the Apollo space ship computers.

[@Maligale.]

Nobody Nobody at all Block of wood: exists Tim: what an amazing and clever thing!

[@Gribbo9999]

I think the "birds" are actually meant to be crickets on the Japanese diorama.

[@vahknos5839]

Make anything the KZbinr made the puzzle maze, it even has his logo

[@toylover1793]

Those pictures toward the end are really amazing

[@WallHaxxx]

Maybe I'm just too familiar with pixelization, or I know my art, but I recognized all of the paintings at the zoomed in level.

[@hazemabdelhady9589]

It's the first time I notice that Tim has very big hands

[@Coast.Malone]

Thought I was about to see Tim do a dollar shave club ad

[@indyangler8967]

Connor Malone same

[@Rukalin]

Tim's probably not gonna read this but the fireworks card probably shows the japanese Tanabata festival.

[@drkinetics384]

it was nice seeing Make Anything's lock maze on the channel

[@zachsands8869]

I managed to figure out most of the mosaic pictures while they were still up close: 1: Mona Lisa 2: Girl with Pearl Earring 3: I have never seen that painting in my life 4: Scream

[@kimppppp]

Love this guy 💓

[@simonmultiverse6349]

0:22 "the trouble with razors, the throw-away ones: they so often get blunt" - Actually, they only get blunt once.

[@FloozyCentral]

Not sure if you're a rich man but with everything in your collection that alone makes you a rich man

[@dissonantprotean5495]

Would love to get one of those pixelated images blown up large and framed ...

[@travosk8668]

Now they're just memeing on us with that illuminati eye in the intro.

[@zaephou2843]

You only noticed that now?

[@PerspectivEs]

"a throwaway society"

[@square_nomad]

Nice minecraft paintings

[@mr.grenade8604]

Tim Tender Tingles....relaxxxxx

[@flexfeuerstein]

Astonishing!

[@bartender2561]

Thanks Tim!

[@onlywithbuts1781]

Immediately recognized the first picture, but the 2 others i have literally no idea even after zooming out. Which means i most likely do not know those. Since brain has a really good ability to recognize things we already seen even if its not important to us, or we don't need to remember. Amazing how that works. But yea the 2 other pics? No idea at all...

[@DreadlyKnight]

I got the Mona Lisa and scream right away but the other two nope lol

[@mashtatoueful]

The intro is a lot louder than the rest of the video. >:(

[@bonaccivi9341]

This guy is amazing

[@AkumaNoRobin]

The intro was WAY too loud x_x that asides, loving your videos as always tim!

[@mhmde7260]

2:11 he is hiding the fact that the T-REX can't stand

[@briefcaseblues6061]

Well that isn't where I thought the card game was going but cool

[@DankSoulsVoid]

Strangely enough I could tell that first picture was the Mona Lisa right away before he zoomed out. But the others I have no idea. Maybe I'm not familiar with those pieces, not sure. Except I'm pretty sure the last one was scream

[@sween187]

Don't wet the strop, you'll ruin it. You can get a strop paste for it.

[@livedandletdie]

Those paintings were easy. And obvious even at a close distance. Da Vinci's Mona Lisa. Vermeer's Girl with a Pearl Earring. 葛飾 北斎 の 神奈川沖浪裏。 Munch's The Scream.

[@Bobbydog66]

10:47 I got it before you even pulled out of focus, its the scream. Those colors are distinct.

[@RonRay]

I had to use 'Close Caption' (CC) to completely understand what Tim was saying. Surprisingly, it did pretty well! (which causes me to wonder... :)

[@DitieBun]

bro I thought that was a damn minecraft painting

[@Abruenetti]

Hmm. Where could i purchase prints of the art at the end?

[@robergamer4053]

Foarte tare 😀😀😀🙂

[@nobuyukinyuu]

I couldn't figure out the girl with the pearl earring until the very last zoom out. The white lines going across the black background in ways not consistent with the flow of the original painting really messed me up!

[@stompingfreak8980]

Is it normal to know the image before you draw back the image. I knew each one before.

[@mrroobarb]

10:28 - is it just me or does anyone elses brain *not* go click... it's just squares all the way?

[@christopherwood12]

With the razors why not use the straight razors or safety razor

[@nickly1032]

a s t o n i s h i n g

[@VivekMayinkar]

Tim I would like to meet you and check out all your collectibles :)

[@gyommr]

How did I get here..

[@dooronron69]

Probably wrong but I thought the 2nd looked like whistler's mother, lol couldn't work out the last 2

[@donegal79]

always wonderful to see these new "toys"....however, I found Tim's mumbling a bit difficult to follow today.

[@jongreenleaf1000]

Get a hearing aid then

[@donegal79]

@@jongreenleaf1000 OK, let's pretend that he doesn't mumble then, shall we? As for you, don't be a silly boy.

[@Hughesymendes]

Does anyone know the name of the style of that art? I want a poster of one!

[@maryamb.5706]

Devin's works!!!

[@HotgirlD88]

3:03 that’s make anything’s logo!!!!

[@bioLarzen]

The shop page of the Librium website doesn't seem to work - I mean the link on their own home page pointing to their own shop page is broken... Not terribly professional. and anyway, it seems an ordeal to even find a site where you can buy it.

[@libriumgames6058]

Just checked it and it seems to be ok? Shortcut to LIBRIUM here: www.libriumgames.co.uk/store/index.php?route=product/category&path=59

[@CanadianDot]

It’d be great to credit the designers of the 3D printed items.

[@youtellme18]

Would the razor be good present for a year old Tim ha ha

[@SpydersByte]

Mona Lisa innit? :'D

[@elsquisheeone]

"Tim's New Toys" *first item is a disposable razor sharpener* Never change, Tim

[@shh11111]

HeH

[@somon90]

Little known fact: Every time Tim utters 'heh' he's actually mentioning Ḥeḥ, an ancient Egyptian deity that is the personification of infinity or eternity. Ḥeḥ originally meant "flood", referring to the watery chaos that the Egyptians believed existed before the creation of the world. The Egyptians envisioned this chaos as infinite, in contrast with the finite created world, so Ḥeḥ personified this aspect of the primordial waters. Tim's invocation of this deity is done with the intent to once again return the world to chaos, through the infinite flooding of the waters of the Nile.

[@anuranbhattacharya9938]

Lol🤣🤣

[@pepperonipizza8200]

Now that's what I call "deep end" lore.

[@ZacHawkins42]

Well played!

[@Sonofthefire4]

Heh.

[@matttumberman2191]

STAND NAME: HEH STAND MASTER: Tim

[@ruskyalmond1977]

2nd - Girl With A Pearl Earring 3rd- The Great Wave of Kanagawa 4th- The Scream

[@ToyInsanity]

*SPOILERS* 2. I dream of Jeanine of the Nile 3. Clint Eastwood on the head of an elephant 4. A dog smoking a cigar

[@bluegent7]

2. A bottle of great Scotch 3. A bottle of great Scotch 4. A bottle of great Scotch

[@Julia68yt]

@@bluegent7 kzbin.info/www/bejne/epC3lJypntmehNU

[@kroolini3678]

2nd - pearls from the Nile 3rd - water from the Nile 4th - no more water from the Nile

[@dovah6975]

2nd - A blue dot 3rd - A white blur 4th - A orange blur

[@soupHasapple]

Mom: You’re an adult, you can’t play with toys anymore. Me:

[@scottbruckner4653]

69 likes. No one touch it.

[@theimperiumofman102]

You can sell my toys when you pry them from my old, cold, dead hands.

[@Epsilon191]

@Judge Dredd okay

[@Epsilon191]

@Humphrey Hogan jesus christ just piss off

[@violightghost8592]

Humphrey Hogan Shut up boomer

[@dovah6975]

I keep getting amazed at the things he shows me every time. I never think this will get old

[@ToyInsanity]

Razors are not toys. Not making that mistake again, Tim.

[@Joso997]

Expecially after that commercial

[@ajobarafat88]

what about dil*o?

[@cancel7387]

@@ajobarafat88 those are snacks

[@ladypeter1]

Bro let him be

[@Breegan]

I figured it’d be a toy in and of itself, like a gag razor to prank someone with, somethin, like that.

[@mayonnaisevibes]

When you know what the picture is close up.

[@Oldfriend841]

Mb rungart yeah I immediately recognised the Mona Lisa before he even explained what it was

[@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305]

yeah I got the wave one immediately

[@gadgez_]

Okay so like... is it just my autism? Because they look the same near and far to me. I can tell what they are, but the distance has no effect, it just looks like minimalist blocky renditions either way.

[@theWader3000]

I got the scream and the tidal wave right away, what was the one that wasn’t Mona Lisa?

[@thesmitty1299]

@@theWader3000 girl with the pearl earring

[@mikkermkker2152]

"bang boom bang boom baaang" - *Tim the ToyMan 2019*

[@richyh4474]

Anyone else time tim on how long it takes him to say the word "years" in each video. Under a minute today

[@imwilltrimble1414]

This is so random I love it

[@4cannibal]

I've never really thought about how he says it so often in every video but now I'll never be able to stop counting and timing him

[@KapnHook]

Yee-ahs

[@berkleypearl2363]

I really hope that with the changes to KZbin regarding kids content that this channel stays here and continues to bring joy to people of all ages

[@viktordickinson7844]

KZbin doesnt want kids to be safe, it wants them to be profitable.

[@Ian.Murray]

I love that Tim doesn't know the difference between crickets and birds 😊

[@praveenb9048]

Does he know the difference between birds and bees?

[@jayemeljay2117]

Jajaja!! He forgot it was set in nighttime... Birds don't sing at night!

[@TheNobod3]

I'm willing to bet he got all those sounds wrong, save the fireworks

[@adonisfernandez3425]

@@TheNobod3 He is right in the first one, is a bottle of beer. The second one is a deer scarer (Shishi Odoshi) fountain and the third one is a glass windchime (Furin)

[@ChazCharlie1]

@@jayemeljay2117 whhoooohhooooohoohooooo

[@Jerome...]

Girl with a Pearl Earring, The Great Wave off Kanagawa, The Scream

[@beaker126]

It took me a bit for the Girl with the Pearl Earring, but I got the other two straight away. Weirdly I knew the first one was the Mona Lisa before he even pulled it back.

[@Jerome...]

@@beaker126 Girl with the Pearl Earring was by far the hardest, I never noticed how black the background is.

[@beaker126]

@@Jerome... Agreed, the Wave was the easiest, I thought.

[@jakebustillos9]

I could tell what all but the girl with the pearl earring was before he even pulled back but the great wave and the scream actually snapped for me like he said unlike the Mona Lisa, I think it’s just because the Mona is so well known and has been portrayed in numerous styles already

[@ModestJoke]

@@beaker126 That's funny, I got the rest instantly, but the Wave was a bit of a challenge.

[@ughneyko]

I love his videos so much. His voice is so relaxing. Really helps when im anxious or stressed i just watch a couple of his videos❤️

[@AznBurk]

best part is getting ear raped by the intro!

[@ughneyko]

@@AznBurk thats true :)

[@linkinluvlive]

The lock puzzle is by Make Anything here on youtube

[@mrsg8996]

linkinluvlive hello fellow follower of Make Anything.👍 I thought the same but the key is different. Is this one of his alternative designs from his MyMiniFactory page? kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2eweGtpiNulY9k

[@basvanveghel1750]

If you take a good look at around 3:00 you will see the Make Anything logo though

[@linkinluvlive]

@@mrsg8996 I believe so. You can see his logo on it :)

[@mrsg8996]

linkinluvlive thanks. I can see that now on my phone. Now I am curious as to why no mention of his fellow content creator. Both also have same interests in toys too, the difference is Devin creates and Tim collects. Now I really want to see these two do a collaboration. Do you guys too?

[@linkinluvlive]

@@mrsg8996 I figure he doesn't know. His friend just printed and gave it to him, so no idea that a fellow KZbinr created it. And yes! I think a collab between them would be so fun :)

[@Lordodragonss]

9:15 - People build stuff like that from Lego :D

[@remtt]

Lordodragonss and minecraft

[@remtt]

Damian 2000 me too

[@frostbytefreemanfilms9971]

Tim says “we live in a (throwaway) society” in this episode. I love it. Also, I bet Yoshikage Kira squinted real hard at the three squares that comprise the Mona Lisa’s hands.

[@cinnamonsunshine9653]

ily

[@frostbytefreemanfilms9971]

Fnaftastic *look at u* thanks?

[@slannim873]

One of these days, I’m gonna go to one of these mythical trade fairs.

[@mrsg8996]

It’s about time Tim got somebody to supply him with 3D printed toys. ❤️

[@Vynny]

Jesus tap-dancing Christmas, Tim. Sort that intro out. It's far too quiet.

[@DavidB-rx3km]

A perfect 10/10 ‘hm’ at 11:44 - bravo Tim

[@Julia68yt]

2:15 Flexi-Rex! I printed one of those to test my 3D Printer LOL!

[@praveenb9048]

What a lovely idea -- a channel in which a charming old man brings out charming, unusual toys and talks about them. Quite remarkable -- heh!

[@YiamiYo]

Oh my gosh, that "in and out" was awesome. It triggered my asmr in a big way.

[@amyflakes]

omg same i wanna find more creators that do stuff like that

[@Dr0dd]

Somebody needs to look through all these videos and make a list of all the specific triggers they contain.

[@macswanton9622]

He's like John Candy in "Little Shop of Horrors"

[@viktordickinson7844]

Stop being weird.

[@viktordickinson7844]

@@Dr0dd stop being weird

[@JamNightingale]

Grand Illusions is my favourite ASMR channel.

[@toomanyapples1741]

Besides the intro

[@JamNightingale]

@@toomanyapples1741 lol

[@pandrei2]

saaame

[@Idontknow-jj5qf]

When he said “lłįßæçñüę wábøłve” I felt that

[@Idontknow-jj5qf]

This is a cool very interesting video I like it but just don’t really understand him well but what I do understand is funny to me the video almost has an asmr type vibe

[@ananousous]

Yeah, there are times watching him where I suffer from aphasia

[@StevenZephyc]

8:16 Tim: it's just a bunch of color squares Me, without my glasses: it's Mona Lisa

[@goddammithoward]

I love this channel so much it's like sitting with your grandpa. So warm peaceful and pure ♡♡♡

[@dukelorange748]

The art thing "Mona Lisa" Leonardo Da Vinci "The Great Wave off Kanagawa" Hokusai "Girl with a Pearl Earring" Johannes Vermeer "The Scream" Edvard Munch

[@tripwire4727]

Youre out of order, smart guy.

[@dukelorange748]

@@tripwire4727 dosnt matter I took art in university I watched then commented

[@soulreaver6546]

@@dukelorange748 doesn't matter if you took art, no one asked, art students ARE all self entitled snobs

[@jsteel89]

Thank you!!

[@jasoncollins5133]

I am wildly envious of Tim's renewed sense of wonder with every discovery he makes in the toys and gadgets he shares with those of us watching on KZbin. Wonderful.

[@PyroNinja713]

That first razor sharpening thing is kinda useless. You can do the same thing with just denim jeans. It is a nice life hack once you know it though. Razors last at least 3x as long if you make any attempt to sharpen them

[@doctorofallrats]

Thumbnail Tim be showing us a minecraft texture

[@Arcticx369]

Wait, is tim friends with Make Anything? On that puzzle padlock, that logo is make anything!

[@Kreau505]

The loudness of this intro made me question my sanity.

[@unknownanomaly8362]

The third pixelated art card reminds me of an iconicly well known digital game amongst modern generations, which is called Minecraft