Tim Walz EXPOSED!!! (for being cool)

[@roshango125ab]

Republicans: "we have a new bombshell scandal on Tim Walz" Me: "Please stop. I can only vote for him so hard

[@kinoate]

OOOOH MMMMMY GODDDDD I WILL VOOOOTE. I WILL VOTE. FOR TIIIIMMM WALZZ

[@Ooooooopsy]

CUMMMM

[@Ooooooopsy]

I am drunk whatever i commented i apologize for any future employers🙏

[@undefinedowo]

​@Ooooooopsy good job covering ur ass 👍

[@bingusbongus9807]

@@Ooooooopsy im not drunk so any future employers can judge me by what im about to say peanitz

[@mikoajciemiega8018]

​@@Ooooooopsy good soldiers follow orders

[@TheMisterGuy]

So the scandal is he had a Chinese girlfriend when he was a single guy in China? Are they trying to turn us against him with jealousy for being awesome?

[@hatientacetlen4246]

The problem is he was having an age appropriate relationship, republicans dream of being the middle aged "libertarian" guy who has a younger asian wife.

[@theAverageJoe25]

I love how the “dirt” they dug up on him reads like a YA romance novel

[@melaniey.5596]

For real. Are you telling me that in his youth Tim Walz had a tragic forbidden romance with a Chinese woman that couldn’t persevere because of the political landscape and his own doubts, yet she still thinks fondly of his time with him? This only makes him more loveable!

[@mgg9416]

This story secured the booktok vote.

[@0_0____]

I got to meet Tim Walz while he was campaigning for governor. He seemed genuinely apologetic for not getting more done when I spoke to him after his speech. I had to clarify that he’d done more than anybody else for Minnesota in my lifetime.

[@c.m.9369]

They tried to attack Tim Walz for his „lack of masculinity“! Which is hillerious! A veteran football coach who fixes cars apparently isn‘t „masculin“ enough… said image of hyper-masculinity Tucker Carlson! X-D Frankly, the flailing against Walz is the most desperate thing I‘ve EVER seen!

[@kitsunekage12]

Alright but like can we just talk for a moment about how even while effectively doing a hit piece on him, she *still* talked about how great a partner he was in their relationship? Like damn, they wanna talk about masculinity, there you go - that's kind of, like, *their* definition of it. Women want him and quail fear him.

[@kyu2o337]

To put it in perspective for people who aren't politics nerds...imagine like, idk, Paul Reubens commenting that he thinks Harrison Ford seems kinda gay, lol.

[@Mitchthemysteryman]

I can definitely say that Walz is probably the best model for masculinity we could ask for. Definitely a masculinity built for the 21st century, in my opinion.

[@goldengolem4670]

Wdym bowtie boy is the pinacle of masculinty!

[@blarghblargh]

​​@@kyu2o337 rip Paul Reubens. Gone much too soon

[@abigfavor]

We're going to vote for Walz and make Trump pay for it

[@RavenDravenek]

I can’t get the “I will vote” song out of my head either

[@roshango125ab]

I found myself singing it during my drive to work and my biggest fear is I will accidentally vote for Trump tomorrow because it's taken over my brain

[@AgentAika001]

OHHH MY GOD I WILL VOTE

[@trancandy1]

maga rappers have tried infinitely to reach 1% of the power that one salsa song has

[@Sabith01]

E C O N O M Y!!!!!!!

[@AckReikTheGreatest07]

It's really the only good pro-trump song fr

[@kitsunekage12]

I fucking hate you for the 'Oh my goooood I will voooooote' song because it hasn't left my brain since I first heard it from this channel. In moments when I am alone, doing something *entirely* unrelated to politics, that shit starts playing in my brain for *no goddamn reason* why is it so catchy

[@sonicblackhole3559]

Breaking hearts and taking names

[@DivinityIncarnate000]

They still can’t get over the Walz babyyyyy!

[@ElectableDane]

I’d be disappointed if he wasn’t getting any action while in China as a white boy

[@bjornstahle4652]

Going to have to agree.

[@HKim0072]

And, this is pre-internet. China had been open for about 10 years post-Mao.

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

why he betrayed her tho

[@senormacaco2834]

They hate him for having game

[@sulljason]

"We asked a guys college gf who he had a falling put with if he should be VP! More at 11!" It reflects more badly on her than anything. That he didnt do anything horrid and she cant let it go after 30 years.

[@hanzohasashi4534]

Being normal and human are two things Republicans hate most.

[@ASolidSnack]

Oh my god, I will vote for Tim Walz

[@Snarwin]

In New York City, we have public schools numbered PS 1, PS 2, and so on. Not so different from "High School No. 1"

[@trianglemoebius]

I imagine PS5 doesn't have an athletics field. After all, everyone knows PS5 has no games.

[@whatsallthebrouhaha]

Play station

[@MilkAndHoney]

I love him more. He is daddy

[@will_from_pa]

Younger Tim Walz looks shockingly similar to my Grandpa from Wisconsin

[@bjornstahle4652]

The clone program has been discovered!

[@NahnomachinesSon]

Kinda reminds me of the guy from the "it is wednesday my dudes" meme

[@addimesorho]

They’re making the democrats seem WAY cooler then they actually are

[@blarghblargh]

True

[@Joe-ij6of]

Damn, this is some Romeo and Juliet stuff… star crossed lovers torn by the circumstances of their birth

[@epicMicrowavve]

Based Tim

[@Burred11]

5:27 Meanwhile, I'm thinking 'Did Trump ever release his tax returns?'

[@PookDaWook]

On "the film look" of older media. I finally watched The West Wing this summer and the shot on film aesthetic was one of my favorite aspects. Been awhile since I'd watched anything from that time apparently

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

oooooh my god, I will vooooote. I will vote, for Ka-ma-la!

[@spliter200]

My Man!! hell yeah high five 👋🏽

[@tylerhackner9731]

He is just too awesome 👏

[@botz77]

If they're gonna investigate Walz for his onetime Chinese girlfriend we need to do a counter investigation of Mitch McConnel's wife.

[@TheAllRounderMemes]

This is the most unfathomably based thing about any political candidate in political history

[@SaintHanger]

Last. This is the last comment. There will be no more

[@makhnovian_]

Woa

[@DivinityIncarnate000]

fact checked by real American patriots: true

[@deadmeme8011]

oh boy oh boy, what a development

[@TheEverGrowingRosey-333]

I personally would watch this romance movie & probably cry at the end when it didn’t work out between the love birds! 😢 Oh what could have been!

[@lovemoviesful2]

OMG, we need to impeach him! But let me vote for him to make him VP first 😂

[@Joshieboy75]

And they never will

[@d4mephisto]

Same with Biden. They tried to impeach him. It went nowhere. Cuz they had nothin', baby! Nothin'! They're weak and spineless.

[@adamsboringvids]

Kamala once ate at a Chinese restaurant!! Investigation investigation!!!!

[@TheRadicalDino]

It pains me that I was not able to make it during this segment of the Stream! Also made me laugh seeing how confusing it is for VAUSH to understand the basic concepts of my country when I'm not in the chat. Still, I am honored to be this community's certified Chinese expert LMAO And MAN! TIM WALZ IS A FUCKIN CHAD!!!

[@Karak971]

Do... do republicans actually think this is an own?

[@manjackson2772]

Walz pick looks smarter and smarter every day. You know Josh Shapiro would have had some psycho shit in his background to dig up.

[@groundtruth4442]

3:50 This is why i shoot 35mm film using a local small film lab here in Texas.

[@Slugbunny]

Paid story for sure, too calculated.

[@09spidy]

Coach Walz was like: EFF THE CHINESE... literally!

[@gwanael34]

Tbf for the school name thing. Just imagine HOW MANY schools there would be for 1.5 billion people. Numbers just make sense at that point lmao

[@trianglemoebius]

Also, because China's authoritarian, there's going to end up being a pretty limited pool of people you could name them after. You'd end up with every single city having two Xi Jinping High Schools or whatever. At least in America, we have a host of names and you can even go to local heroes or donors if you want.

[@magnus_cockstrong]

that desperation do tell a story

[@mattwingo89]

DragonWal Z

[@inrainbows1829]

Johnny Rockets to 50 diners is like what Doc tried to send Marty to 1855 dressed in

[@AncientCelestialBird]

I shoot film photography as a hobby. I haven't seen a pharmacy that still develops film anywhere for many years. nowadays you either have to find a local camera store that develops, send it by mail to a development lab, or build your own dark room

[@StatiCraft3712]

In Minnesota every school is numbered, but they also have a name

[@Paraselene_Tao]

0:45 Yes, NYC names schools by number. They often have other names attached to the number, but the number is usually the common name.

[@anthonyrowland9072]

I remember the 50s nostalgia wave in the 80s, nice...

[@sagethevvitch]

And here I thought he couldn't get any cooler.

[@HealthyMaxwellRoth]

Vince Mcmahon meme moment: 1 Some cute Tim Walz news 2 Another story about how human and normal he is 3 "He was very passionnate and romantic, I can still remember dancing with him to our favorite song" 4 Republicans once again prove they have absolutely nothing on him 5 Vaush actually praises film photography

[@TheNikean]

Hyeah, Tim, give'rrr!! I'm sorry, sir. I'm a bad person. I'm sorry :(

[@Lyonatan]

When we thought Tim Wallz can't be any more superhuman they tell us he even dodged a bullet xD

[@javk8673]

Yeah They do that it new York I went to PS 9 in grade school

[@wkcia]

Yes that is how they name high schools in China.

[@CKT1138]

My dad's best friend actually managed a Johnny Rocket's in Florida once, I don't know if it's still there though

[@d-5037]

The real Tim Cool

[@AnnAndNala]

💙

[@ReverseUnicorn]

I assume the school would be more like '1st "name" elementary/middle/high school' here, though there is no perfect translation.

[@groundtruth4442]

You should seriously pick up an old Canon AE-1 and a 50mm 1.8 and shoot some film. I'd love to see your eye.

[@joshuasalem5022]

Is it me, or does it feel like this election is nowhere near as crazy as 2020? I feel like that’s also a good sign for Harris, correct me if I’m wrong.

[@thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071]

Wdym by nowhere near as crazy

[@schmingbeefin4473]

I think you'll have to clarify, because this seems to be by far, at least the weirdest election in history.

[@leparfumdugrosboss4216]

One of the candidates is blowing his mic on stage...🫣 while the crowd cheers Define "crazy"

[@AndrewGaither-v3n]

Republicans are only mad at this because they have zero riz game.

[@briankenney9528]

You forgot the dog controversy

[@blarghblargh]

He ain't got that dog in im. News at 11

[@SlugSage]

Tim Waltz gets 😺

[@kylenmaple4668]

Once again proving his biggest flaw is being top of the ticket…

[@MissyGail4eva]

Yay

[@whatsallthebrouhaha]

Man why can't walz be the candidate. Hes so much cooler than kamala

[@markvonwisco7369]

The GOP insists on continuing to prove that Tim Walz is a gigachad!

[@johnsmith-cw3wo]

the gigachad move is to cheat on your pregnant wife with a pornstar.

[@ShadowDragon1848]

What exactly is cool about that? I mean, it's not a reason not to vote for him. But c´mon!? Cool?

[@theletterm1787]

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[@henrybenjamin7606]

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[@cowboy_beanbop05]

No views in 2.43 seconds cause fell off

[@MissyGail4eva]

Nope I got here first, was first like, but comment bar froze up, had to refresh.. it was closer to 0.5 seconds 😉😊

[@mesmorrow]

@@MissyGail4eva They are just a bot, people have been writing that in comments for almost a year now.

[@blakelewer]

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[@gugurupurasudaikirai7620]

I'll give Trump this. At least those 13 year old girls on the Epstein express weren't a national security threat

[@sulljason]

If Epstein was working with Putin/ the mob they might've been.

[@leparfumdugrosboss4216]

It depends. Were pictures taken, and who has them?

[@darkcrystalmagik3369]

Jfc thank u 4 sayin girls not young women

[@blarghblargh]

...Ivana isn't? You have some blinders.

[@smurxxx0910]

In the Midwest a lot of schools have the same Native American name followed by north, east, and west depending on what part of the city the school is.

[@cheesymiccheeseballs8227]

Bro gives heartwarming motivational High School coach Vibes, humble small town paternal store owner vibes and now romantic secret spy vibes. 🫡