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[@TimDillonShow]

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[@TimDillonShow]

Just refresh if you're experiencing too many ads. I took them out. Mistake by KZbin.

[@penningtonlovesyou]

@@TimDillonShow 🤝 it’s good now

[@a.k.4o]

I thought i hated you talking crap about Trump. I have realized the errors of my way. Thats a hundred times better. Then you giving me tic tok kids money update

[@Sidelinefighter-expert]

Tim, we need at least 2 of these a week

[@thewass3804]

Feel it in the air!!! NCC, lol

[@PixelTherapy542]

I put blue chew in my magic spoon, and it turns into a ridge wallet.

[@juliemariemcintyre]

yummmmm

[@cdavid469]

I put blue chew in my magic spoon and now my ex gets half my ridge wallet

[@CornyBum]

I put BlueChew in my Magic Spoon, and it turns into Wix in my mouth while Vincero's splattering milk all over my Ridge and I'm trying to handle an absolute United Harvest of meat.

[@MilahanPhilosophersCorner]

Lol

[@caseylainhart9445]

🤣🤣

[@diogeneschicken2968]

It sucks not to see Ben laughing and Tim's red face.

[@animeguru0305]

My thoughts exactly.

[@GrisGray7]

Ben ♥️🤪😏

[@diogeneschicken2968]

@@GrisGray7 not gonna lie he's cute af . Too bad he's married 😅

[@Todays_Tom_Sawyer]

Ben laughing makes me feel alive again. It's as good as Jim staring into the camera/your soul.

[@William.H.Bonney]

And Ben vaping

[@poopyoyo]

"I can't breathe" - Tim Dillon

[@jordanholmes9870]

Time to take to the streets for our guy. Specifically the street where those cleaning people live.

[@jt752]

#justicefortimothy

[@jimmybacas8003]

JUSTICE FOR JUICY

[@molagsballs5194]

This is also because of the lasting effects of that waitress who sucked the air outta the room and ruined Tim's dining experience with her personal horror. That junkie must be jailed.

[@hafthorhafbeast6846]

Hahahaha i thought the same shit

[@himynameiscorey]

This guy is a sage of the western world. The eastern world has monks who share their wisdom, and we have Tim Dillon

[@himynameiscorey]

@Grey Man yes bill burr is much the same he is cut from the same cloth

[@RoxanneJ]

Yes and yes

[@sailornibiru626]

Is this your favorite time of the week? YES OR YES

[@FANKANable]

I was trying to get my girlfriend hype, but she didn't give a FUCK

[@Skankhunter420]

Life in the big city baby.

[@wolfyeverywhere]

Yesssssss

[@lifemusic1980]

Yes

[@StupiderWithAB]

After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.

[@cgm4379]

I think he's wearing his purple polo shirt.

[@T.I.M.Thirteen]

I’m going with burgundy, which is Tim’s power color. Purple is his celebratory color, usually worn after coming off of a Rogan appearance or matching with an All-State lacrosse player.

[@BBDumfuk]

You can hear the polo in his voice alone

[@1stTimeCaller]

Totally... it does sound like a purple polo podcast.

[@OurBlackFriend]

I'm guessing Cabernet Red, Tim's classy trash

[@OurBlackFriend]

@niteco thats the fuckin one for sure lol, Box Wine Burgundy

[@andrewpanciotti5518]

“Don’t get an attitude with me! It’s not my fault the state took your child “- red face Timmy 2020

[@StupiderWithAB]

After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.

[@dilaudid74]

I think it’s funny he’s assuming she’s only had one kid taken from her.

[@ducksinarowpatience]

Exactly.

[@john.jai.sullivan]

@@dilaudid74😂😂😂😂

[@Ynotnow9900]

'She's not a medical doctor. Lots of people have doctorates. She could have a doctorate in Latin for all I know. All I'm saying is, if you have a ridge wallet you wont get covid.'

[@peter_schomus]

Yummm (I dont have covid and I have a ridge)

[@angelotro]

I kinda wanna get a Ridge wallet just to get over it and get it out of the way. Then I can tell people and put their mind at ease a little.

[@NoisyNeighbor69]

KZbin fact checkers going crazy right now

[@SolversSocietyHQ]

"A doctorate is an umbrella term for a degree or rank. On the other hand, a Ph. D. is a specific degree that falls under the doctorate category. A doctorate is a program that can result in either a professional or an academic degree.Jul 28, 2017" so say God Google 🤫

[@cecilyt006]

We had a buddy who got his doctorate in fucking MUSIC at UofAz. When he told us this on summer break we were like "Wait, so if somebody's trumpet gets sick you can cure it?". After that he became known as Dr. Horn, which much to his chagrin, dogged him for almost a decade.

[@nickeq42]

Tim voice and bens chuckle are angelic.

[@stormcorrosion176]

Ya gay bruh

[@musicloverkathy]

I love when Ben gets hysterical.

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

“Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to The Tim Dillon Show.” Music to my ears.

[@MrAhuraMazda]

"Hi, Im Timmy the Trashcan, and I love trash" was better tho

[@StupiderWithAB]

After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.

[@Derek_Keenan]

welcome to the progrum

[@jsp7218]

I read this in the cadence of "Welcome to the Eminem Show". I'm high

[@mikedavis3634]

@@StupiderWithAB dude enough already. It wasn’t funny the first 4 times. No one wants to watch your videos.

[@dcsc1]

Tim, discovered you on Rogan a while back...has been one of my greatest discoveries! You are brilliant!! 👌 👌

[@caseylainhart9445]

Yes, that's where I found him also. Best discovery ever. I actually listen/watch him more than Rogan now. Maybe because he doesnt have as many episodes per week but I dont miss a single one of Tims!

[@williamjohnson9158]

shuddup nerd

[@niandra_falls]

tim.. thank your for these. they always pop up in my notifications just when im starting to think everything is ok and normal. thankfully you wake me from my idiot slumber enough for me to work up the courage to yell timidly at strangers from a distance. you're an inspiration.

[@mysticalpineapple7263]

Never clicked so fast #FreeGhislaine

[@GregReyes08]

“We’re the media now” -Tim Dillon Finally someone said it.

[@craigjhard]

Dude the whole bit about getting out of prison. How lots of us are gonna say, yeah this - relationship, job, city -- isn't working anymore -- I need to go. I'm very excited about the new chapter.

[@macky181]

so glad Tim was on Jo Rogan recently, never would of found this pure genius.

[@ShatterNWO]

Yes, it was very courteous of Tim to help Joe out.

[@bigloudandnoisy3601]

“This is not an urgent care, this is my home”

[@Audicjdhro1739]

In Demolition Man, Taco Bell is the only restaurant left...We are SO close.

[@silentsam222]

A Taco Bell ad was before this for me 😭

[@fatmanyrhaw9423]

taco bell is goat

[@StupiderWithAB]

After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.

[@pbshakegains]

and rat burgers

[@oscarinacan]

We gotta figure out the three sea shells

[@davidlopez5402]

"Don't get an attitude with me, I'm sorry the state took your child" hahah

[@ghendershot23]

Butchered

[@williammerriman439]

When there’s no video I feel kinda chill cuz I’m not overwhelmed by the fact that I might miss some funny facial expressions as I half watch while I’m falling asleep because it’s a great thing to wind down to.

[@Xr3737]

well said. even worse when im driving

[@lukehunter2362]

Literally the only substance of my Saturday night is Tim and Percocet

[@Chihusky177]

Love you Luke. Your my mob.

[@goomaboi]

See? That is class. Screw weed, screw beers, do pills - kids.

[@paulfroelich1024]

Drink wine, take pills...take pills and drink wine!

[@biggucciboombastic7976]

#PillCosby

[@thebrocialist8300]

Yes or yes

[@BIG_RAY_305]

"I just don't like slogans, right? YES OR YES?" - T.D. 2020

[@slideslick7616]

Finally my weekly relief is here.

[@sa.8208]

love from the UK tim keeping us all sane... 5.33AM sunday winter morning.. one big spliff in bed and whilst the boomers are going to a socially distanced church.. im listening to terror under the covers..

[@sa.8208]

& Ben!

[@martinaee]

After dealing with my brunch-Democrat family and MAGA in-laws, day to day, this is the podcast I needed right now. Thanks Dim Tillon!

[@basedpencecard5740]

In his own words , cancel your family. Thanks Tim.

[@faithgood58]

MAGA in-laws... Based.

[@Witchesbloodclot]

brunch-Democrats are the worst

[@THX1138jP]

Happy to catch a small space in time with this show.

[@HistoryHyenas]

TIM IS SUCH A GANGSTER!!! HE WILL GET SOFTLY KISSED ON THE LIPS IF HE KEEPS DROPPING CLASSICS LIKE THIS CUZ

[@MaysMusic1]

It’s just what it is

[@michalpardol3370]

YASSSSSSSS. You guys and Tim kill me son.

[@a.k.4o]

Chrissy D broke the freaking show up . For a bar build show? WTF? I THOUGHT IT WAS A CHARTER PIECE??? Apparently he really is 🏳️‍🌈

[@jonstewart6778]

"can we stop pretending that Jesus is gonna come down and wipe out our student debt and take us to sonic one last time before we ascend?" 😂 😂

[@matthewstuart2054]

These stories make me wonder how awesome it would be to be a “fly on the wall” for a day around Tim and Ben. Simple daily events that turn into hilarious adventures, through the lens of someone with a hilarious sense of humour...this is how life should be lived.

[@MajorProps]

Tim: I just don't like slogans, right? yes or yes? Also Tim: Riiiiiiidddge Wallet...Yummmm.

[@cecilyt006]

One of the best, most clear, unequivocal speaking of the truth -- period.

[@Ambiebambie247]

Can’t wait to go home for thanksgiving and respond to everything with “life in the big city”

[@bradyjennings7888]

The cleaning lady had to use all that bleach to clean up the remains of Dan's dead body

[@missunity8063]

Tim Dillon is my drug and I'll never get sober

[@BigToona96]

The algorithm should put this on everyone’s home page YES OR YES

[@degetei5287]

umm... I'm gonna go with YES, instead of YES.

[@BigToona96]

@@degetei5287 FASCIST

[@JFox337]

Only if you’re hot

[@thebarf9235]

Scientology: "It's only interesting because celebrities are in it." QFT.

[@stuartfoster5819]

quality fucking take

[@thebarf9235]

@@stuartfoster5819 Yep. Another on-point Tim Dillon observation.

[@stuartfoster5819]

@@thebarf9235 questionable? Forget that!

[@paulsaul2487]

Im in my fifties and after only discovering him recently this guy is in my top five already

[@realbanger]

I listened to him once and automatically knew he was top 5

[@esq5011]

Years of waiting for a funny person. The new generations are so sad. Tim is old school soul.

[@jakesnacks1149]

He understands the horrors

[@FernandoPerez-us1rp]

@@jakesnacks1149 lol 😂💀 fr he doez

[@henryhorne7478]

*vine star drinks himself to death Life in the big city.

[@AmyCat71]

The sound of Tim packing his smokes....100%

[@stephaniefitzsimon1021]

I'm happy this podcast will remain Tim's main focus even when things open up, it's funny as shit.

[@penningtonlovesyou]

I hope ben is doing well in the crate that tim keeps him in.

[@Medieval_Pheasant]

Pulp fiction

[@penningtonlovesyou]

@@Medieval_Pheasant i don’t like pulp in my orange juice

[@jnet7989]

no recreation time this week maybe he will have to let him out for the video next week

[@bobsidian]

The part where Tim casually calls Ben a vault of emotions had me dying.

[@daltondingus1066]

I'm here to complain about the sound quality and the fact that there's no video

[@Eblis840]

You have to understand these People have NOTHING left...these "People" have no friends or hobbys; no inheritance, Tim is their Sheppard. 🐏🐑🐑 "But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own Shit, and drink their own Piss with you?" *2 Kings 18: 27*

[@flacko7369]

@@Eblis840 what a nothing thing to say

[@Eblis840]

@@flacko7369 go read a book.

[@chimpooey9083]

I agree. It's 9:00 p.m. on a Saturday and I DEMAND MY FREE SHIT!!!

[@daltondingus1066]

@@Eblis840 which book?

[@iuploadulike]

Sometimes it feels like I'm listening to GTA4 radio talk shows when I listen to these podcasts.

[@Divorceization]

Exactly, I wish they had him on for GTA6

[@wyattrussell7496]

Joey Diaz had to leave LA and stopped calling his -podcast “the church” because of Tim’s weekly Sunday sermon.

[@zimmschan]

8:00 "I can't smell" - Tim Dillon experiencing COVID symptoms live on stream, blames decade of drinking coca-cola.

[@stevew2192]

Cocain

[@mrsjulie11]

Is there video of community College Tim Dillon winning that debate? We need to see it!

[@yusufmallak9393]

Tim Dillon: don’t make too many decisions right now. *proceeds to move to Austin*

[@ninobrown987x]

“They overdosed on heroin” 🤣🤣 best punchline to ever end a podcast! I can’t wait to OD on heroin, it’s going to be so glorious!

[@whitelightsheddinweedsmokin]

Cheap and painless 😬

[@ninobrown987x]

@@whitelightsheddinweedsmokin indeed! 🤤

[@whyidrink40]

But if I can't see Ben laughing, how will I know when to laugh?

[@StupiderWithAB]

I would go with my intuition but to bad i don't have one.

[@Profile.4]

True

[@christianmaas8934]

" - "

[@krissykatportal]

Love Ben’s laugh 😁

[@Ash-nq1qo]

ye i prefer my podcasts laugh track free

[@MFJoneser]

GET ME ONION RINGS

[@bigtheorymusic]

Something makes my Saturday better than listening to a Fake Businessman scream about nothing for an hour

[@kittykatz8837]

Tim may be one of the funniest people on the planet

[@abelduran6826]

39:55 The soothing sound of Ben hitting the Plug n play vape

[@Boilerball1120]

This episode is underrated

[@DannySullivanMusic]

bingo! entirely correct man

[@charlesmurray257]

Tim you're a national treasure.

[@StupiderWithAB]

After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.

[@didhedieddud334]

Ha

[@elizabethrosas9282]

Timmy D makes these end times slightly bearable.

[@mysticalpineapple7263]

Omg yes 👏

[@thebrocialist8300]

‘Timmy D’ is a shitty nickname. You deserve covid. Yes or yes?

[@DiPietroA2]

Tim always makes one hell of a sales pitch for Magic Spoon. After hearing his latest one during this episode, I just had to give in... just as I previously did with the Ridge wallet too after hearing one of his best ads for that, and which I’m very pleased to own a Ridge. Love the show, Tim! Keep killing it with the ads too!

[@georgeharrison1182]

Tim Dillon without video is a whole different animal

[@YurManDavid]

Best podcasts he’s had have no video

[@shawnfitzgibbon1109]

I first heard of you in the summer of 2018. Once the lockdown started, I listened to all your podcasts. Especially when I'm driving or walking. I look forward to it every week. Hopefully you'll get to do a Boston gig in 2021. Yes or yes?

[@dougpetty2128]

I can't wait for Tim to move into Joe's old spaceship, then we will have the quality

[@Leo_Cameron]

i like when tim tells how to properly handle situations.

[@volcomwave]

Lmao don’t get candles. Open windows and get as much airflow through the house as possible.

[@sonnywilliams9610]

Ever since I found Tim Dillon, I listen to my sermons before going to church. A deep COVID clean to my soul.

[@nmeyers92]

You’re almost at 200k subscribers!!! IMO you deserve AT LEAST 800k. I know you will get there, and probably even past it. These past 2 years have been amazing for you, yet terrible for the rest of the world haha! But you deserve it 100% You’re my favorite comedian... you got me through some really tough times by putting a smile on my face and making my stomach hurt from laughing so much. Thanks for everything Tim and Ben!

[@Jayyy667]

Someone who freestyles Katy Perry functions on the reptilians part of the brain, rendering independent thought and opinions impossible.

[@Fruitdrink2000]

@10:56 didn’t age well. Not only did he run again. He crushed it all. 😂😂😂

[@chimpooey9083]

Vincero Watches make you look great. Ben's wearing one right now and he looks great. From his hair to his vape pen, he looks great. Sure, he's got those serial killer glasses, but the watch says "Hey baby, get in the car. Nothing bad is going to happen." All those girls found with Vincero watch marks on their neck were from some other guy. Ben couldn't have done it. Look at his watch. He's a class act!

[@smiley3743]

I feel it too. Things are changing. I’m getting sober for first time in 10 years

[@MrLextune]

No camera, because Tim doesn't want to shame us with his Stunning Estate. ...Really nice of him though right? Yes, or yes?

[@JJWalters]

30:00 Best explanation of tiktok EVER!

[@DannySullivanMusic]

spot on. utterly true!!

[@Anfwon]

Never clicked so fast, faster than Tim orders a new blue polo T

[@EverythingMustG0]

Once every 10 years is a low hurdle to get over

[@nmeyers92]

One of the only KZbinrs I have the notifications on for.

[@centurionl]

New?

[@90soriginalsbaby59]

Been waiting for another Tim Dillon show!! Keep them coming bro your really saving this year right now!!!!

[@arnoldpalmer9191]

"I drink every night and I also cut, when tom dillon releases a podcast, I asphyxiate." ~ the golden globe

[@MilDudus]

Palm Springs - "High Season" 💫

[@Res1514]

Did they mix ammonia and bleach? That makes mustard gas

[@RyanC__]

Thank you Tim, you are such an important part of the weekend

[@historyhyenasclips4915]

TIM DILLON IS FUNNIEST PERSON GOING JUST WHAT IT IS CUZ

[@dangielfrauk8484]

It's what it is

[@TylerLovesYou17]

It's what it is

[@susie7336]

Let’s get him in in squared circle with Chrissy leotards next.

[@catboiyo855]

The fact that nobody is safe from being roasted by Tim is just so great.

[@Conker187777]

Ben needs an onlyfans or I cancel my Rothschild

[@StupiderWithAB]

After watching this i feel truly stupider. Almost as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.

[@papusa9878]

Be quiet peasant

[@Conker187777]

@Bob Heskey excuse me I am they/them

[@anonymity604]

“4 easy payments of 365 days.” A whim off the cuff comment... made of pure genius.

[@ilikebigbytes4371]

Sponsored by mustard gas.

[@LLEHCTIMx]

lol reminds me of that scene in joe dirt. “No! Killer mustard gas!” As joe walks up to Clem (christopher walken) and says “what did you do? Did you kick all their asses?” Hahaha but maybe I’m the only one obsessed with that movie

[@jonallen5808]

I think we will look back in 20 years with covid and we will still see people living in covid times. They will reminisce on those times like people reminisce on the 60s. There are people that just simply loved covid.

[@idiotheh]

Tim's in Q and he's trying to throw us off.

[@chipwalter4490]

I knew it

[@idiotheh]

Yes or yes is code for trust the plan.

[@edwinm-m5008]

Proud Nassau student myself, and yes the County Jail is only an Eisenhower Park away from the school. You're an inspiration to every community college student and I hope to follow through the path of Percocet and subprime mortgages into success

[@Keanucreams]

Does anyone have the wifi password for the pit?

[@gabs4887]

Sick. Happy thanksgiving!

[@redacted5035]

Accidentally came here on 1.75x from another video 😳 whoa man

[@bmc_mtg6202]

Sunday morning, take me to church!! 🙌🏻

[@kendog1825]

11:19 this aged well

[@giaandpapa8615]

Love to hear you talk about Dave.P! I was actually one of the first to buy an Ad in his paper when he was first starting out. As a New South Boston Lounge and already knew Dave from the My last Job I was of course down to help him out and back then he was printing and delivering the paper himself. All the Bars Downtown used to get hyped for the BarStool Bar Tender of the Year edition all females from across the area.

[@MKULTRA_Victim_]

Good episode

[@MrAhuraMazda]

Its gonna be crazy 10, 20 years from now having all these podcasters documenting this plague week in and week out. Gonna be an interesting revisit. I even now like going back to the late March episodes

[@alaskansummertime]

Don't give me an attitude because the state took your child. Damn I need to listen to this with a note pad.

[@wutnut9225]

Hey Tim you probably don’t care but as much fun it is to watch you rant on camera, these no videos are just as good just keep pumping out the great content man! Appreciate you

[@fredrick7434]

The meat deal sounded fantastic, so I contacted United harvest with Tim's promo code, they called me immediately, told me "if you want the meat then we gotta meet" so I drove two hours to an abandoned warehouse where I met with an overweight middle aged woman who was clearly Tim Dillon in drag, That's when I realized I had once again fallen for fake business, he had a great sells spill and then kept saying "can I put you down for our 100 LB true American patriot special?? YES OR YES?" I was sold, I gave him my credit card and could hear Ben snickering in the back seat as tim passed him my card and he began typing away on a laptop, and I knew I had just applied for a sub prime mortgage, all in all it was a great experience!👍😀👍

[@DivineZeal]

Probably the best ASMR channel I know of.

[@bossHogOG]

Candles aren’t going to fix the chemical irritants. You got to ventilate.

[@nickyale4220]

That’s just the New York/California in him knows the outside air quality is worse than those chemicals

[@rebeccaanne8546]

Youre my fave podcast lately

[@PlaT_JacK]

Magic Spoon was a fake business, until they heard how great these ads are. Now due to high demand they have decided to transition and now identify as a Real Business

[@portlandsamber]

Points.