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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

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@Ellienollie
@Ellienollie 2 жыл бұрын
Can we sign a petition to have Tim’s rants be an AM radio show in the next grand theft auto? I mean it’s literally perfect
@daillestmattyg
@daillestmattyg 2 жыл бұрын
I'll sign
@lolguytiger45
@lolguytiger45 2 жыл бұрын
It's not corny and stupid enough for that.
@elektrotehnik94
@elektrotehnik94 2 жыл бұрын
@@lolguytiger45 You must be new around here ^^ Watch best of compilations of Tim & dare utter those words again
@OnPointFirearms
@OnPointFirearms 2 жыл бұрын
He should do all the fake ad reads at a bare minimum.
@GillonDritz
@GillonDritz 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly a great idea, would fit in well
@FrankieLapenna
@FrankieLapenna 2 жыл бұрын
The tour is over. However, Bens attempts at destroying this show are NOT over.
@jessyfretz5800
@jessyfretz5800 2 жыл бұрын
Ben has never been quite right since Tim cast him alone into The Big City, as punishment for recommending a frog for use as a fleshlight.
@kingmagnusmusic
@kingmagnusmusic 2 жыл бұрын
BRISBANE SHOW was great!! Would have loved too hear on stage the Life In The Big City story, Put It On The Ham, Doing coke at 13 with a pregnant woman, Bill & Hill's Last Kill, Coronavirus The Musical, How To Be Popular, The Ballad of the Fat Girl with the Clean Car, Corporate Steakhouse and of course... BLAGOJEVICH x
@adamstewart7689
@adamstewart7689 2 жыл бұрын
Even thick ass boi attends to the one and only real podcast
@Realygoodatbball
@Realygoodatbball 2 жыл бұрын
We love Ben.
@fotimantis5246
@fotimantis5246 2 жыл бұрын
How is the tour over? I’m seeing him tonight in Adelaide, South Australia
@lvx_rose
@lvx_rose 2 жыл бұрын
Yay, I was gonna sleep, but nevermind.
@swantann7457
@swantann7457 2 жыл бұрын
Same same
@wtpolzin9987
@wtpolzin9987 2 жыл бұрын
Same LOL
@deano9
@deano9 2 жыл бұрын
Same fuck it i will suffer in my 9 am for salvation now
@jessebrown1116
@jessebrown1116 2 жыл бұрын
Yes or yes
@jasondeliello2352
@jasondeliello2352 2 жыл бұрын
I was legit watching last weeks episode starving for this 😂
@brentbarrus9754
@brentbarrus9754 2 жыл бұрын
"What's very important for me, when I visit a natural area, is luxury."
@BurnAmazonDown
@BurnAmazonDown 2 жыл бұрын
"Animals should be riding on jetskiis for the entertainment of people" ...classic Tim Dillon 😂🤣
@deepspacejazz
@deepspacejazz 2 жыл бұрын
The first 20 minutes of this podcast is better than 99% of other comedians’ specials.
@DanTheComedian98
@DanTheComedian98 2 жыл бұрын
especially a gringo we have to call papi, even tho hes not a gringo
@cielvague
@cielvague 2 жыл бұрын
Wait till you get to the last 10 minutes. A rant in the likes of the corporate steakhouse, yes and yes.
@mercharris5266
@mercharris5266 2 жыл бұрын
JRR Tolkien, best conveyer of fantasy. Tim Dillon, best conveyer of reality.
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping
@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping 2 жыл бұрын
NAT20
@imemberberry
@imemberberry 2 жыл бұрын
Tim comparing actors to koalas was perfect.
@amellowblue
@amellowblue 2 жыл бұрын
Also, most koalas, much like actors, have chlamydia
@pearz420
@pearz420 2 жыл бұрын
Diminishing neural capacity, abjectly mean, barely subsisting on a plant-based diet...
@Vladraac
@Vladraac 2 жыл бұрын
What if I slept on a stage for an hour?!? There'd be a riot 😅
@MentosBejeweled2
@MentosBejeweled2 2 жыл бұрын
“I don’t really care about nature and I don’t wanna really be near it in a way where it could impact me negatively in any way” - Founder of the first Rainforest Hotel on the Moon
@nateTheNomad23
@nateTheNomad23 2 жыл бұрын
"La Luna"
@YTnotes
@YTnotes 2 жыл бұрын
My main concern is luxury
@pearz420
@pearz420 2 жыл бұрын
I want to visit the rainforest but only for the the hallucinogens.
@morganhorwood
@morganhorwood 2 жыл бұрын
Need this quote framed in my house
@heatherkc6160
@heatherkc6160 2 жыл бұрын
I’d like to book the Ghislaine Maxwell suite please. Yes, I’ll have the featured cocktail, the Lunar Carbon Footprint, thanks
@x.Aura.x
@x.Aura.x 2 жыл бұрын
44:20 Tim calling businesses is the most underrated segment on this show 💀💀
@plumber1192
@plumber1192 2 жыл бұрын
underrated? hes got merch named after the segment!
@acw079
@acw079 2 жыл бұрын
He needs to start calling on the show more often, funniest shit.
@x.Aura.x
@x.Aura.x 2 жыл бұрын
@@icantsee966 today's my first day, is it cool if I take some burgers home for my babies?
@randomfullywonderful
@randomfullywonderful 2 жыл бұрын
I always feel bad for the poor workers, though. He's asking her uncomfortable questions and she handled it like a champ, his most ridiculous question was met with "I'm not sure about that ...", such a place makes me wonder why _anybody_ would go there. You're sanctioned to the hotel, and if you want to leave the hotel to actually be a tourist but feel safe, you'd need security all around you. 😆
@x.Aura.x
@x.Aura.x 2 жыл бұрын
@@randomfullywonderful I used to work in the hotel industry and what I would've given to have 10 phone calls like that a week 😂😂 everyone makes reservations online now and rarely call the hotel unless it's for directions or just to confirm their information so omg shoutout to everyone else still in the game bored out of their minds not allowed to sit down but nothing to do for four more hours wishing they could take fake tourism roleplay phonecalls with Tim to kill time ✌️😂💓
@OutOfNamesToChoose
@OutOfNamesToChoose 2 жыл бұрын
Tim: "It sounds lovely" Hilton, Port Moresby: "...alright" You can tell that the poor lady is doing her best to dissuade you from going on a family holiday there without getting fired
@fortusvictus8297
@fortusvictus8297 2 жыл бұрын
I can just see her scribbling on a notepad the letters "R-U-N" over and over while talking.
@kmuck8677
@kmuck8677 2 жыл бұрын
It sounded like she was either laughing or trying not to laugh by the end.
@Courier_Seven
@Courier_Seven 2 жыл бұрын
That shit had me going through it. I went from laughing to crying thinking of this poor woman WANTING to stop you 'and your family' from coming there and the dark kind of shit she must have to deal with on a daily basis, back Into laughter when I hear tim go "will you give us machetes to defend ourselves?"
@chikato7106
@chikato7106 2 жыл бұрын
Had me ROFL. It's like she does get these kind of calls all the time. And also how do you tell someone to come there while they're asking how dangerous it is when it is dangerous.
@CR7Ashironaldo
@CR7Ashironaldo 2 жыл бұрын
we should all call hilton port moresby
@Style3ender
@Style3ender 2 жыл бұрын
The way Tim linguistically paints a picture of a scenario is truly a work of comedy gold.
@misteranon763
@misteranon763 2 жыл бұрын
"We have a private chef doing a 4 course meal, If its a 3 course meal! , i will burn that rainforest with a marlboro light" 🤣🤣🤣
@demun6065
@demun6065 2 жыл бұрын
Joke's on Tim. We call those Winnie Blue's in Australia.
@OnPointFirearms
@OnPointFirearms 2 жыл бұрын
Real talk. American gangster!
@garyny4073
@garyny4073 2 жыл бұрын
@@demun6065 when u think Australia 🦘🌏, think Fosters , it's Australian for Beer !
@Zuzzzt
@Zuzzzt 2 жыл бұрын
My melatonin pills and Tim’s angry voice are literally fighting each other right now
@alaskansummertime
@alaskansummertime 2 жыл бұрын
I was on my way to bed. Now I'm conflicted. If I listen to this while I sleep I'm legit afraid of what might happen.
@watereddowntea7513
@watereddowntea7513 2 жыл бұрын
a bittersweet lullaby
@yegorzakharov8514
@yegorzakharov8514 2 жыл бұрын
@The Wandering M *too much melatonin, ie supplementation has those effects. You have melatonin everyday
@yegorzakharov8514
@yegorzakharov8514 2 жыл бұрын
Haha I just woke up, so good to ge the adrenaline high
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom 2 жыл бұрын
Level up to oxycontin for the full experience
@AwokenEntertainment
@AwokenEntertainment 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon's nature/hotel priorities 🤣🤣
@johnnyg42
@johnnyg42 2 жыл бұрын
“I wish him well!” Haha Tim is so happy to use that. 26:19
@alucard6919
@alucard6919 2 жыл бұрын
"I like animals that have careers." -Tim J Dillon.
@brianct7801
@brianct7801 2 жыл бұрын
Funniest ep in a while. Tim is best when he's disillusioned and cynical.
@cameron2900x
@cameron2900x 2 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that always?
@x.Aura.x
@x.Aura.x 2 жыл бұрын
I mean Jessica's episode killed 🔥
@AngelWest58
@AngelWest58 2 жыл бұрын
@@x.Aura.x funniest shit in 2022 so far
@rickybobby2789
@rickybobby2789 2 жыл бұрын
That phone call, I love it when he calls random people and lets the sarcasm roll 🤣
@coryanderson8990
@coryanderson8990 2 жыл бұрын
Brian good to see I'm not the only one from the Nutmeg state with class.
@bena1826
@bena1826 2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna start saving new episodes for when I'm in that "everything sucks and i wish i was unconscious" mood, it always hits better that way
@jflanagan9696
@jflanagan9696 2 жыл бұрын
That's the time between new episodes for me.
@chrisom4699
@chrisom4699 2 жыл бұрын
I plan to do this but I have no self control or discipline..
@dogzer
@dogzer 2 жыл бұрын
I'm stockpiling on food and ammo, and now also Tim & Ben episodes. You have to be prepared for the end times.
@catnipcommander6554
@catnipcommander6554 2 жыл бұрын
That's what patreon is for
@jessyfretz5800
@jessyfretz5800 2 жыл бұрын
@@dogzer Agreed. The Big City is a hotbed of demons.
@solanasmethod
@solanasmethod 2 жыл бұрын
What a sublime ending. Had to come from Spotify to comment this. I was at his show in Brisbane 2 days ago and it went WAAAAY over my already high expectations. Next day at ran into Ben and took a picture with him at the Brisbane airport. He was super nice, humble and easy to talk to. Told me about their plans to the Daintree, very low chances they’ll get poisoned there. Couldn’t see Tim at the airport cause he was at the VIP lounge destroying the furniture.
@philvelasquez5982
@philvelasquez5982 2 жыл бұрын
Boy, you had me rolling with that last comment
@playboijefe
@playboijefe 2 жыл бұрын
Terrible day needed this .. thank you Timothy 🫡
@hypertane
@hypertane 2 жыл бұрын
Hope it turns around 👌🦧
@jessebrown1116
@jessebrown1116 2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, tomorrow will be worse.
@thecarter8700
@thecarter8700 2 жыл бұрын
@@jessebrown1116 LMFAOOOOOO
@andrewmahoney4249
@andrewmahoney4249 2 жыл бұрын
Tims ranting stories are the only thing that gets me ready for bedtime. Its like a raspy lullaby that calms like an infant child.
@mukesh_bombay
@mukesh_bombay 2 жыл бұрын
"I've heard Port Moresby is very dangerous, is that true?" "*5 Second Sigh* LMAOOOOO
@markomarko494
@markomarko494 2 жыл бұрын
Tim I saw you live at The State Theatre in Sydney Australia (28/4/2022). Theatre was full and roaring with laughter the entire show. Do yourself a favor people as see Tim live. So dam funny I was laughing on my way home and my Uber driver thought I was nuts.
@Dan-hn1lx
@Dan-hn1lx 2 жыл бұрын
Perth this wednesday im there should be a great laugh, Tim's a legend!!
@miheadhurts
@miheadhurts 2 жыл бұрын
I saw him last night in Brisbane. He doesn't hold back. It was brilliant 👏 👌 😀
@ohthaterin
@ohthaterin 2 жыл бұрын
i was there on thursday! and totally agree.i was crying and so often no time to catch a breath haha best show
@Research_This62
@Research_This62 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dan-hn1lx See you there man!
@johnbags2525
@johnbags2525 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. Dudes who let their gov take their guns and lock them down 24/7 find entertainment!!! What a compliment!!
@videowatcher7777
@videowatcher7777 2 жыл бұрын
I like the audio episodes because I don’t have to watch Ben constantly try to sabotage Tim’s show and his career Now I can just listen to it happen (Also, shout-outs to Brisvegas 🇦🇺)
@b0ssbeerreviews83
@b0ssbeerreviews83 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is a saint for resisting the urge to openly and deservedly beat Ben
@brooke_ann
@brooke_ann 2 жыл бұрын
this is a joke right or am I missing something
@videowatcher7777
@videowatcher7777 2 жыл бұрын
@@brooke_ann Look it’s a comedy show, but Tim’s livelihood is no joke
@President.GeorgeWashington
@President.GeorgeWashington 2 жыл бұрын
@@brooke_ann no, it's not a fucking joke
@DeShawnaldTrump
@DeShawnaldTrump 2 жыл бұрын
Mfers get head in Brisbane getting BrisBrain
@jwilsss
@jwilsss 2 жыл бұрын
“calm down, relax and stop obsessing about things that are irrelevant” Great advice
@sbagwellfarms9059
@sbagwellfarms9059 2 жыл бұрын
This
@Courier_Seven
@Courier_Seven 2 жыл бұрын
That Hornsby motel lady had me going through it. I went from laughing to crying thinking of this poor woman WANTING to stop you 'and your family' from coming there and the dark kind of shit she must have to deal with on a daily basis, back Into laughter when I hear tim go "will you give us machetes to defend ourselves?"
@creamland8777
@creamland8777 2 жыл бұрын
Highly recommend seeing Tim live, saw him in Melbourne and he killed it despite Ben coming on stage and trying to sabotage the show. Inshallah, I'm not straight etc
@drewblake5873
@drewblake5873 2 жыл бұрын
Great show. Absolutely killed
@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 2 жыл бұрын
The tour is over, Tim survived. And he can't wait 'til he gets home To pass the time in his Austin home.
@Yossarianhoenikker
@Yossarianhoenikker 2 жыл бұрын
Tim's Song
@stevedavies1261
@stevedavies1261 2 жыл бұрын
He'll be disappointed to find his "home" has been taken over by militant lesbians that turned it into his dream Airbnb in his absence...
@fives.
@fives. 2 жыл бұрын
A Haiku for Fake Business
@sublimelove23
@sublimelove23 2 жыл бұрын
@@fives. a fake haiku if you will
@carcrashjayson
@carcrashjayson 2 жыл бұрын
LA just held such better days
@FrankieLapenna
@FrankieLapenna 2 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city, life in the zoo, it’s all the same.
@monkey2god998
@monkey2god998 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely agree with that especially African-American dominated area. Just like in Congo
@cgm4379
@cgm4379 2 жыл бұрын
@@monkey2god998 it's a knife fight out there, quite literally
@andresayabproject
@andresayabproject 2 жыл бұрын
This will be one of the most underrated episodes. This was hilarious.
@louisav11
@louisav11 2 жыл бұрын
i put this in the life in the big city / bomb disney world category of greatness within the first 18 minutes.
@seansherman2135
@seansherman2135 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve already rewatched this over ten times. One of the greatest yet.
@daaveedandersonaroni5347
@daaveedandersonaroni5347 2 жыл бұрын
Has Schaub ever asked Tim to walk him to his car? Yes or yes.
@pauljoseph8338
@pauljoseph8338 2 жыл бұрын
It was his truck. Get the story correct.
@johnchristopher3032
@johnchristopher3032 2 жыл бұрын
Tim would blow Schaubs' back out.
@blumlein420
@blumlein420 2 жыл бұрын
Trugg walgg
@rjmacready6693
@rjmacready6693 2 жыл бұрын
Well played
@nickeq42
@nickeq42 2 жыл бұрын
Shaub wants that patreon monies
@Sidelinefighter-expert
@Sidelinefighter-expert 2 жыл бұрын
Saw Tim in Sydney, and flash of Ben Avery filming Tim, the highlight was Ben arched over filming running backwards, finally doing some form of work
@BassGoThump
@BassGoThump 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Tim! Loved seeing you live! Great show!
@squakke
@squakke 2 жыл бұрын
Did u see him in Bris?
@BassGoThump
@BassGoThump 2 жыл бұрын
@@squakke CLE
@Test-tn8js
@Test-tn8js 2 жыл бұрын
The rant at the end is an instant classic!
@sshuggi
@sshuggi 2 жыл бұрын
I hope Tim gets to kick off his next tour in the Port Moresby Hilton. Can't wait.
@claygreen6891
@claygreen6891 2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how funny these last couple episodes have been. This man takes in life experiences and spits out comedy. It's incredible
@mymyyt
@mymyyt 2 жыл бұрын
"I like a kangaroo. It does things. it punches people. It hops. It does things!"
@joshdocherty7810
@joshdocherty7810 2 жыл бұрын
You were on fire in Sydney, Timmy D! Such a great show
@squakke
@squakke 2 жыл бұрын
Brisbane was underwhelming
@sc_1312
@sc_1312 2 жыл бұрын
@@squakke weird.. absolutely killed in Melbourne
@smith9157
@smith9157 2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit Tim is recording this down the road from where I live - missed the Brisbane show due to being a filthy unvaxed Aussie, will be there next time
@ohthaterin
@ohthaterin 2 жыл бұрын
they didn’t check vax status in sydney?
@Sam-sj2qs
@Sam-sj2qs 2 жыл бұрын
Nor briss
@jla2034
@jla2034 2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t check on Melb.
@smith9157
@smith9157 2 жыл бұрын
@@ohthaterin they only changed the vax rules a couple weeks ago didn't get a chance to buy tickets
@jamma_peach
@jamma_peach 2 жыл бұрын
You pureblooded son of a b. Surely you won't survive to see him next time unless you get at least 6 doses and a microchip
@JimMacintosh
@JimMacintosh 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the all time great episodes so far
@Mizsheen
@Mizsheen 2 жыл бұрын
Just booked my honeymoon at the Hilton in Port Moresby! Great value
@zeusroj3171
@zeusroj3171 2 жыл бұрын
Had me creasing when he asked her on the phone if they would supply a machete for when they leave the hotel 🤣
@aidandberasmus8744
@aidandberasmus8744 2 жыл бұрын
Dam Tim keeps taking jabs at the South Africans, As a South African it is well placed
@ProudFilthyCasual
@ProudFilthyCasual 2 жыл бұрын
Of course it is. Apartheid happened like…last week.
@adamlawson5021
@adamlawson5021 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't sleep, checked my phone and saw Tim had a new episode. Guess I'm staying up a little while longer.
@DM-iw5mj
@DM-iw5mj 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is the jimmy saville of comedians, truly
@sallysue8176
@sallysue8176 2 жыл бұрын
Two legends
@amosjohansen1
@amosjohansen1 2 жыл бұрын
So, hes a pedo? 👀
@SunnyDallasRealtor
@SunnyDallasRealtor 2 жыл бұрын
Ooof
@hey_its_travis
@hey_its_travis 2 жыл бұрын
He's been doing what to ben
@TruLife69
@TruLife69 2 жыл бұрын
Minus all the… you know
@scottcannon1383
@scottcannon1383 2 жыл бұрын
As an Australian and someone who grew up and still to this day idolises Steve Irwin am glad Tim said nothing too disparaging about my boy steve, much love and if your shows dIddnt require being vaxxed then I’d be there but life’s a travesty
@demun6065
@demun6065 2 жыл бұрын
Where the fuck in Australia still asks if you're vaxxed? I haven't been asked since the borders reopened last year...
@domhouse1
@domhouse1 2 жыл бұрын
No requirement in Sydney… but I do have Covid now … so maybe I got it at the show 🤷
@coryanderson8990
@coryanderson8990 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it can be a real knife fight out there. Be well friend
@cpiece2450
@cpiece2450 2 жыл бұрын
Steve had so much influence on how I thought about animals growing up. Really miss him, he was special and he would be so proud of his kids and wife carrying on his legacy.
@2011ADRO
@2011ADRO 2 жыл бұрын
just use your mates they barely check
@notmyname6872
@notmyname6872 2 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh Tim's a balm for my soul, thank you, sir.
@Todd936
@Todd936 2 жыл бұрын
Keep it up man favorite thing to listen to before bed.
@24749ersrock
@24749ersrock 2 жыл бұрын
I'm working an overnight shift at work and it smells like manure. Glad the pig came calling.
@blindthrall
@blindthrall 2 жыл бұрын
Same stinky boat as you.
@SunnyDallasRealtor
@SunnyDallasRealtor 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a fat screeching realtor and I listen to Tim on Mondays to hype myself up for the dismal week ahead 🤗 Also, can we please get back into that gorgeous studio set 😍
@gijoey5912
@gijoey5912 2 жыл бұрын
Careful. It's a real knife fight out there.
@DR-om9ce
@DR-om9ce 2 жыл бұрын
@@gijoey5912 life in the big city
@ProudFilthyCasual
@ProudFilthyCasual 2 жыл бұрын
Can you get me some more fucking inventory in the market so that I’m not having to murder people to get a bid accepted? Quid Pro Quo, Clarise.
@SunnyDallasRealtor
@SunnyDallasRealtor 2 жыл бұрын
@@ProudFilthyCasual There’s only one way to accomplish this. On the upside, everyone loves estate sales.
@CoolAdam247
@CoolAdam247 2 жыл бұрын
Tim has delivered just in time for Eid ! Tim is a good man. 😎👍
@RamyTheGreat
@RamyTheGreat 2 жыл бұрын
Eid Mubarak 🎊
@CoolAdam247
@CoolAdam247 2 жыл бұрын
@@RamyTheGreat Eid Mubarak broski 🥳🎆🎉
@cloudbloom
@cloudbloom 2 жыл бұрын
@@RamyTheGreat finally, a holiday for Obama🙏 it's about damn time
@diddlez2
@diddlez2 2 жыл бұрын
looking cool today, mr. friedland
@CoolAdam247
@CoolAdam247 2 жыл бұрын
@@diddlez2 Cool recognise Cool, Mr Machalek 😎👍
@blackasinc
@blackasinc 2 жыл бұрын
Ben: There's no snakes and stuff in there? Tim: I don't know about thaaaaaaT
@NoodlePastie
@NoodlePastie 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao this is like the exact opposite of listening to a Terrance Mckenna lecture 😂😂
@miheadhurts
@miheadhurts 2 жыл бұрын
But life is only worth while if you listen to both 😉
@loganhays826
@loganhays826 2 жыл бұрын
Tim genuinely wanting to see the confluence of two rivers for its natural beauty is shocking and hilarious to me
@leorickt.9604
@leorickt.9604 2 жыл бұрын
The thing about the zookeepers is the same with farmers. So many people assert that dairy farmers are cruel, they hurt the cows etc... Every dairy farmer ive met has cared deeply for their animals and has done everything they can to make them as comfortable and well cared for as possible
@garrettjones1161
@garrettjones1161 2 жыл бұрын
At the end, when Tim is calming Ben down, I can tell he's done the same for his mother
@NateIrvo
@NateIrvo 2 жыл бұрын
Saw you in Sydney, never went to something alone before and usually regret not just going. After watching you for years now I couldn’t miss it and I’m so glad I went, hilarious night and you killed it. Thanks for coming over mate!
@NateIrvo
@NateIrvo 2 жыл бұрын
@@alice5515 Good move! I was a little bit nervous but as soon as I got to the venue the excitement of seeing him overtook it and it’s now made me more comfortable with the idea of doing more shit if I don’t have someone to go with
@AngelWest58
@AngelWest58 2 жыл бұрын
Ben's constant outbursts are uncalled for... Time for Tim to address this ongoing issue before it's too late for all of us...
@martinz6445
@martinz6445 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm Westerner, I'm not marching to the capital " 🤣🤣🤣
@alexbaum2204
@alexbaum2204 2 жыл бұрын
The segment where he called the hotel in Port Moresby was incredible. I lived in neighboring Indonesia for about 15 years and I’ve been to the Indonesian half of New Guinea. Probably the most beautiful place I’ve ever been. But many of the towns and cities there are dry, either by federal government mandate or because the local citizens voted for it. Why? Much like Native Americans, the Papuan people (maybe all Melanesians) have a genetic trait that affects their ability to cope with alcohol and they become heavily addicted to it. From my experience, Papuans are the most wonderful people I’ve met anywhere I’ve ever been (that’s saying a lot to go beyond the level of kindness shown by Indonesians). But I have run across several drunk Papuans and it is a completely different story. Picture someone in the throes of a severe PCP trip. In the seven years I lived in Jakarta, I came across a lot of guys who worked in security firms. Usually for mining ops and gas exploration. Quite a few had been over the border to PNG (New Guinea is one of the most mineral rich pieces of land on the planet) and all had tales to tell about how the cities there - particularly Port Moresby - were truly scary. They did not go the route of alcohol prohibition, and while Indonesia and the Dutch before slowly and systematically tried to steer the people away from everlasting tribal warfare, the Australians did not do the same when PNG was a protectorate in the decades following WWII. So you have a population of incredibly poor people watching their nations natural abundance being pilfered by rich countries, the wounds of tribal conflicts are very fresh, and they are on the sauce. Cities like Lae and Madang can be dicey, but Port Moresby is really no joke. You do not leave hotels unless it’s to go to embassies or corporate compounds. All essentially have paramilitaries protecting them. If you do go from one to the other, you’re in a vehicle designed for it (i.e. bulletproofed). Not the place to fuck around at all. So I love the idea of Tim bringing the kids over the summer!
@drliamo9049
@drliamo9049 2 жыл бұрын
Hey dude!!! I saw your show at QPAC last night and it was gold!! Thanks for a good night 😁 Also - Enjoy Port Douglas.. you will be able to literally taste the air around your face it's that humid
@anthonyreed480
@anthonyreed480 2 жыл бұрын
I ran into Tim outside the Cartier store in Sydney last week. Didn't want to bother him but just gave a compliment and kept walking. He said thanks and was really gracious, down to earth, not arrogant at all. Seems like a really cool guy.
@miamihurricane865
@miamihurricane865 2 жыл бұрын
"Does crime ruin a vacation or is it a fun story." --------- Tim Dillon, 7th Level Wizard +3 Troll casting.
@Mr.J_Rustik
@Mr.J_Rustik 2 жыл бұрын
Was at your late show lastnight... Il never forget it.. was awesome!
@zennjennwellness
@zennjennwellness 2 жыл бұрын
How Tim answered his hotel rooms phone is identical to how my dad answers when I call…”WHAT?!”
@neyhole8562
@neyhole8562 2 жыл бұрын
"Animals w shock collars..." 🤣🤣🤣 🔥🔥🔥
@rufioswitch2132
@rufioswitch2132 2 жыл бұрын
About time Ben. Looking forward to next week’s excuse for a late episode
@blindthrall
@blindthrall 2 жыл бұрын
It'll be delivered past a few less teeth.
@requiemdylon9136
@requiemdylon9136 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you , Tim. For always keeping me humble.
@gusglasser
@gusglasser 2 жыл бұрын
I could be asleep but then I wouldn’t be listening to Tim Dillon
@bboboneill
@bboboneill 2 жыл бұрын
Happy Monday
@dimftillon
@dimftillon 2 жыл бұрын
Build-a-brand workshop. A digital marketing convention for Koalas addicted to pills.
@ChefMichaelG
@ChefMichaelG 2 жыл бұрын
I love pill addicts. Especially the koala kind.
@andrewlee1573
@andrewlee1573 2 жыл бұрын
Now this was a good show definitely one of the better ones.
@arshbad1
@arshbad1 2 жыл бұрын
This show was dangerously edgy. Loved it!!
@alecm_9459
@alecm_9459 2 жыл бұрын
Edgy is a good word for it, and until now I’ve thought of that term as a pejorative. Tims incredibly unique in his ability to play Devils Advocate on any topic with straightforward earnestness
@ryan109
@ryan109 2 жыл бұрын
What an amazing episode
@rufioswitch2132
@rufioswitch2132 2 жыл бұрын
1:42 wait I thought after you saw the first 5 minutes of the Saville documentary he was an amazing guy? I’m confused, was going to watch the documentary tonight with my kids to inspire them
@TheDailyGroov
@TheDailyGroov 2 жыл бұрын
This is becoming one of my most anticipated weekly show. Thanks Tim for what you do!
@mach10mitch4
@mach10mitch4 2 жыл бұрын
Respect to steve irwin, His family keeps his name.
@ShatterNWO
@ShatterNWO 2 жыл бұрын
Well you want to keep the naming rights. Even Hitler's descendants get that.
@smotpoker86
@smotpoker86 2 жыл бұрын
"Ripe old age for a fucking crocodile hunter." Norm Macdonald
@edenzero8064
@edenzero8064 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShatterNWO not really, do you anyone with the last name of Hitler these days? After 1947 anyone with that last name moved to Argentina and changed their last name lol
@demun6065
@demun6065 2 жыл бұрын
@@edenzero8064 didn't they say Trump is Hitler? Checkmate.
@edenzero8064
@edenzero8064 2 жыл бұрын
@@demun6065 checkmate and touchė good sir!
@blackasinc
@blackasinc 2 жыл бұрын
Ben: Putin's undergoing cancer surgery. Tim: I wish him well 😍
@Prophet-Rob
@Prophet-Rob 2 жыл бұрын
Another late no vid episode. The king pig is back baby
@Prophet-Rob
@Prophet-Rob 2 жыл бұрын
rant about nature was reminiscent of the porch days, great episode
@user-fx6lx1pq5g
@user-fx6lx1pq5g 2 жыл бұрын
ooo thank you Tim, i was afraid i will have to go another week without u, u rock:)
@richarddickson919
@richarddickson919 2 жыл бұрын
My irrational fear is Been getting bit by a Death Adder, surviving the allergic reaction to the anti venom in the medivac helicopter, only to go down Kobe style.
@VideoDreamLightShow
@VideoDreamLightShow 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best episodes ever.
@Zonarion
@Zonarion 2 жыл бұрын
The hilton port morbsy is actually mad nice
@bonnypop5764
@bonnypop5764 2 жыл бұрын
It does look sweet...100m down the road tho....
@onebeingeverybody
@onebeingeverybody 2 жыл бұрын
from about the 58 minute mark is the set up and the speaking of one of the best rants in human history
@pitabread71
@pitabread71 2 жыл бұрын
I miss when Tim subtlety roasts his advertisers.
@evanprotsman9623
@evanprotsman9623 2 жыл бұрын
38:08 Tim: But you can swim in it! Ben: Yeah… Tim: And I bet there are TACOOOOS 🌮 🤣 Holy Fuck 🤣🤣🤣
@blindthrall
@blindthrall 2 жыл бұрын
Yo, pollack quesadillas are no joke.
@matthieuscott9323
@matthieuscott9323 2 жыл бұрын
Whitney is like 5 years away from changing herself into a cat like Maureen Ponderosa
@SB-se7vb
@SB-se7vb 2 жыл бұрын
And even fewer years away from changing herself into a cat lady.
@tristanjones344
@tristanjones344 2 жыл бұрын
Saw you last night in Brisbane. Nice work fellas
@OppZilla13
@OppZilla13 2 жыл бұрын
wasnt ready for tim to ask her for a machete🤣
@FalconTalk
@FalconTalk 2 жыл бұрын
My depression disappeared thank you
@dmcresins
@dmcresins 2 жыл бұрын
Happy landings. Enjoyed the Dublin gig, especially getting lost trying to find the fucking hotel afterwards. Cheers.
@damowantswealth
@damowantswealth 2 жыл бұрын
aussie from Melbourne here. the naarm comment was incredibly amazing hahhah
@impatient1
@impatient1 2 жыл бұрын
Googled Port Moresby and funny enough the government MP just got charged with murder for casually killing a guy at a restaurant.
@shaul123
@shaul123 2 жыл бұрын
Life in the big city
@lucianboar3489
@lucianboar3489 2 жыл бұрын
@@shaul123 it s a machete fight
@impatient1
@impatient1 2 жыл бұрын
@@shaul123 n word in the woodpile
@KillaKong2
@KillaKong2 2 жыл бұрын
That Hilton concierge was so sweet and it sounds like a very comforting environment, I’m sold too!
@jaybazza248
@jaybazza248 2 жыл бұрын
I tried to get an auto-graph from Tim after his Brisbane show, but he spat in my face and kept shouting "Luxury! Now!" I stammered an apology and asked him what he meant, but he hit me with a concealed TASER and gave me 50,000volts
@Housewifeydaily
@Housewifeydaily 2 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie I’ve been waiting to hear your take on Australia! I missed out on tickets for your Sydney show so I hope you’ll be back in the near future 😊
@grumpydave7329
@grumpydave7329 2 жыл бұрын
"Those animals are on drugs!" I've heard this said too many times.
@MrKlousse
@MrKlousse 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for coming out to Brisbane, it was awesome to finally see you in the flesh!
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