Time for A Serious Talk About Aliens

[@atillathehungry3145]

To an alien with a twisted sense of humor leaving your corpse on Earth may just be the ultimate intergalactic troll.

[@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGA]

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[@e.l.studios455]

4chan aliens:

[@Birdsoumds]

@@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGAwho tf even are you?

[@christianmiller2960]

18:48 I ain’t hearing nobody out

[@camdenritter7652]

"WE'RE FALLING RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY. WE GOTTA DITCH THE LOAD!!" *yeets alien baby out of saucer*

[@unbeatenlake790]

Just think, somewhere in the universe, an alien dad and his son are debating whether humans exist and if they helped them build the cubes.

[@perrygriffin2371]

Wouldn't we be considered aliens to those discussing

[@kyloshourya5023]

​@@perrygriffin2371 Pretty sure that's the joke here

[@Trippyricky69]

@@kyloshourya5023worded poorly

[@Angivel]

@@Trippyricky69 It really wasn't. It was a joke told from the perspective of a human - because OP is, you know, Human.

[@Angivel]

@@perrygriffin2371 from Their perspective, yes, but the joke is told from OP's(a Human's) perspective

[@Jonathan_Collins]

LMAO. Alien dad giving advice to his son, "Son, if you crash, try to make it to Arkansas and if you can make into a pig farm....you are golden."

[@randyross5630]

No One is More Cringe than Charlie...

[@RUPronunciation]

you type sentences like youtube video titles@@randyross5630

[@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGA]

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[@512_Snow]

@@randyross5630 Okay Randy

[@Monkeyman-l2h]

Charlie is amazing y'all are high

[@SwampFoxMike]

I feel you have a close relationship with your dad and love him. This sounds so close to the relationship me and my dad had. Ppl hated being around us debating, but we loved it. It always sounded like an argument, but we were exploring ideas. Love you dad. Miss you so much man

[@lonelylama5222]

No worries son

[@StevenLoby]

Dude I almost cried

[@Topgorilla_]

Exploring ideas is a great way to put it. A lot of people don’t understand passion especially if it’s just talking they think of passion usually as a form of entertainment. Talking rules!

[@Gray.1063]

Bro.. thats cool knowing you had that special bond between each other that no one else understood.. He will rest easy knowing you were someone special to him.

[@DR.DisInfect]

My dad is now my other mom

[@athenasblueprint]

The thought of an alien at the end of their life searching for a final resting place and choosing a small garden on earth brings a tear to my eye

[@MischieviousJirachi]

Real

[@MaraW1832]

No no, see, that's just what the bodies of angels look like after they've died and all their divine ectoplasm has evaporated

[@ilbro7874]

U need to say nohomo in the future whenever you comment this type of shit

[@clanka5509]

@@MaraW1832the bibles a fairytale

[@girl.anachronism5639]

What is the Nakba?!

[@FootBallonQc]

My grandfather around 50 years ago was living in a small city. He was a pilot on a small airplane and during the night he was simply removing all the light and going down really fast. He was literally trolling his small community and there was a note in the local journal about a UFO, but it was simply him having fun. It’s something that he shared with me for the first time this year, my father knew about this this whole time

[@nr1NPC]

Charlie seems so triggered over his father believing in the Ancient Alien theory, he completely annihilates everything he "quotes", making up complete random bs about what they are saying. Thought more of Charlie, but I guess everyone stoops low sometimes. Poor dad lol He misquoting so much. Would be more interesting and fun if he actually did his research seriously - in front of the audience. But I think someone or some people kinda made fool out of him growing up for maybe believing in it, so he feels a lot of frustration/anger towards it - or something - Probably like one of the viewers wrote "Tsoukalos said that the excalibur was an alien laser weapon" - which is completely false. And those "molds" Charlie talk about in Puma Punku is completely bs, because the indigenous people there barely had brass. And the stones are granite. Lmao.

[@Dachikami]

@@nr1NPCit ain’t that serious

[@nathanandbear]

​@@nr1NPChow's your wife doin

[@cyo_gollyna]

​@@nr1NPC Don't step foot in Arkansas lil bro

[@ls_812]

Your grandpa and dad lied to you.

[@theringedjewel6895]

My mom watches ancient aliens and i have never felt more seen than Charlie describing how convos go with his dad

[@nr1NPC]

Some of things are very compelling tho.

[@thatguy8711]

"We don't understand it yet. They are smarter than us."

[@ClassicTor]

​@@thatguy8711😂

[@Ilive_420]

​​@@thatguy8711 That pisses me off so much lol I'm like "well, they are smarter than some of us indeed" ☠️. I do get heated about this with my dad, he's so dumb but acts like he's educated on the topic. He's a mechanic and uses his job as an argument for it too lol and I'm like "cool, as a history nerd I can tell you simple logical explanations that we know happened".

[@y.srants8442]

I personally had an experience with my brother when we were I was nine he was 12 it was so real it’s so real but I’m confident that they’re only observing never interfering

[@OGA103]

The Prime Directive. Most important policy.

[@hootax8980]

His dad writing "love you" to charlie at the end of his text warms my cold, shriveled heart

[@sterfdwaas]

Ok

[@Milo_Murphy1]

love you man

[@GirafeGood]

delete this

[@en3868]

Damn

[@Funghamentalist]

this shit hits like my fathers belt

[@APunisherKnight]

I'm sure the sealife thought "there is no way they would just come down here to die" and then billionaires go down in a Pringle can.

[@brothermanbologna5260]

“Ximbob why tf do you want to go to Earth, there’s literally nothing there lol” “because”

[@anti-liberal7167]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anti-liberal7167]

You win the Internet today

[@kel-A-3414]

You make an insanely valid point 😂

[@sir1179]

@@brothermanbologna5260 “ximbob is a hilarious name”

[@Luis-kv8zc]

Dad, you're making me feel awkward with this talk

[@ALLNETLIKEKOBE]

son

[@aant429]

Kind of a weird comment but do you

[@Thegoldenaerobar2]

How's everyone doing today?

[@yoursistersheatingpad]

@@aant429hushhhh

[@pprewqq5822]

alien

[@xedalpha1]

I dunno. UFO spotting, Going camping under the stars with your mates and an 8 pack, chilling and looking for aliens, getting hyped every time something moves. Maybe have some devils lettuce. Sounds like a laugh.

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

Why not just go stargazing then? I don't understand why you have to turn a type of hangout that already exists into something that ends up lending credence to pseudoscience.

[@goblynne3792]

my dad was a hardcore alien truther til the day he died. honestly made me feel like he personally took on the role of alien diplomat, campaigning for alien recognition every day. rip he would’ve loved the nippled mushrooms

[@Tubeyou2343hhsg]

@maltheri9833I bet a couple can travel but they may of made contact but they don’t come here

[@_ANDRE.]

Your father was once an MIB but he got his memory erased like K in MIB2. The memorys kept coming back.

[@tezla1530]

​@@_ANDRE.💀

[@JjJetplan]

​@maltheri9833 I try to tell everyone it's impossible to travel such distances, at high enough speeds with all that extreme radiation...and God knows what other forces of nature might be out there waiting to disintegrate anything with flesh. Traveling via dimensions, worm holes, black holes and shit, ect ect....I mean sure but can we even interact with such things on any meaningful level. How we gna talk with beings made out of light who transcend time/space. The best we can hope for is to find old technology floating around, basically there machines...by the time we do whoever made it would have been long long long gone. The possibilities are endless but it's too quiet out there to think of aliens being highly advanced flesh, and blood life forms that we could communicate with...in reality if we encounter an actual alien, we would die instantly just trying to make sense of wtf were observing, it would be so terrifying, and bizarre it would cause immediate cardiac arrest.

[@ZeallustImmortal]

​@@JjJetplanAgreed with you up until your last statement, which was the dumbest thing I've ever read in my life

[@SetariM]

I'd pay money for an hour long video of Charlie's dad trying to convince him aliens are real.

[@garmble]

I'd throw as much money as the random dudes throw money on my sister when she's on the pole.

[@Qbox5523]

He believes in aliens he just dosent believe they have ever come to earth

[@borzoilover4156]

Well is extremely likely aliens exist lol​@@Qbox5523

[@NaruBrilu]

​​@@Qbox5523​ well not anymore based off of Critikal's most recent video on this. His Dad believes that aliens made the pyramids, or helped make them. Heck did u even watch the video. As i was typing this Critikal says this 2:27. So... ya

[@lemonadewithstrawberries]

​@NaruBrilu he's clearly talking about Charlie

[@JoshBruin77]

Every 3 months, Charlie: "So, about Aliens..."

[@sebaaxperaza]

I'm here for it everytime😂

[@highjim7778]

He needs to get his ass to ironforge gym

[@girl.anachronism5639]

What is the Nakba?!

[@Jordainthere]

More like weeks

[@weezerbeetle]

To a non regular watcher this guy might seen crazy

[@FlipFanatic]

pyramids being a power station is the best thing ive ever dove into.. finding out they had fucking batteries back then is mind blowing

[@Spidamonk]

It’s kinda wholesome to know Charlies dad probably had him sitting on his lap and passionately talked about aliens

[@meltedcity]

i know you meant when he was a child but i just imagined charlie as a grown man sitting on his dad's lap

[@lynxarcade2020]

Lol ​@@meltedcity

[@OofHearted]

2:56 That's a Jack Burton quote right there "A man would have to be some kind of fool to think we're all alone in this universe!"

[@growingoaks]

An insane fool at that lol

[@actualvipermain8606]

I feel like it’s just something said by people who don’t believe in aliens, I don’t know if that phrase can be claimed by him.

[@phillystevesteak6982]

You're a fool to assume either way. You have to know the statistical likelihood for life spontaneously emerging first. It's entirely possible the chemical reaction that led to the first self-replicating cell had "nearly" a 1/infinity chance of occuring; an inconceivable dice roll. In that case, it wouldn't make sense to assume life necessarily exists elsewhere in the universe. Tldr; without a baseline to make predictions, you cannot fathom either way. So, anyone assuming there are or aren't aliens are equally ridiculous.

[@spugelo359]

@DaRealOA There is no proof that the universe is infinite or finite. Don't go around stating as if it's a fact. If the universe was infinite, everything has already happened multiple times that could have happened. If the universe is infinite, many alien races would have already figured out faster than light travel and self replicating machines that would spread to every corner of the known universe and we would have seen them. So either the universe is finite or we will be forever stuck near our solar system because FTL travel is not a thing and I firmly believe infinite is not a thing but instead just an artifact created by our math. Just like many things in math, they work on paper but not in the real world.

[@JustAWhore]

I’m 50/50 bro, I definitely am leaning more on the side that there are different dimensions and that there is life out there, but we could never actually know, the government lies to us about shit all the time, how do we know whether or not they’re lying about aliens?

[@305backup]

I love ancient aliens because one episode they talk about very well documented religious stories that are mostly accurate to what is written, then the next episode its bigfoot is an alien shapeshifter that had a nucleur war on mars

[@Peachu_n_Goma_Home]

Yes, and for some reason i always feel sleepy listening to the narrator, and im someone who needs some time before falling asleep (just feels energetic at night). But the narrator can put me to zz anytime

[@vanessaashford9203]

Ancient Aliens has always been silly, but it's gotten way sillier over time. The early seasons were mostly just them going over the typical fare like the Pyramids, Macchu Picchu, Stonehenge, Erich von Daniken's "mythology is all recorded alien encounters" bs, but then in the later seasons you get extreme wackiness like bigfoot being an alien, the Biblical Jonah entering an alien sub, or giraffes being genetically engineered by aliens. I think they just started to run out of material at a certain point.

[@dreck250]

“Well documented religious stories that are mostly accurate” lmaoooo what religious stories are even a shred accurate

[@AnthemUnanthemed]

I hate to burst your bubble but every single "historical" case of aliens has been debunked, the whole ancient aliens bullshit actually stems from nazi propaganda that "the colored people could never build these super structures, they must have needed space alien help"

[@seryph3140]

​@@dreck250you're just showing your own ignorance.

[@liquidbraino]

I saw a UFO while in training at Fort Gordon GA. Myself and sixteen other soldiers saw it; plus our two civilian instructors - it was directly over our heads. My sighting lasted less than one second but the impact it had on me has lasted twenty five years. I think about it every single day; I go outside every single night just to go outside and look up at the stars which brings me to an interesting point - I wasn't even a "sky watcher" at the time this happened. But for the following twenty five years I have been watching the skies every single day. I have been watching the skies EVERY DAY for twenty five years and still haven't seen a second UFO. You could spend your whole life looking for UFO's and never end up seeing one but the day that it happens will change you forever; you'll never be the same. BTW, I said "UFO"; not aliens. I'm not claiming that I saw something which was unidentified while simultaneously identifying it as an alien space craft. Maybe it's our own technology? I don't know. What I do know is that it wasn't any kind of conventional craft and it wasn't Venus. It was very close; moving at impossible speeds and made no noise at all.

[@retsaMinnavoiG]

Did you ever think it was a meteor?

[@stitch01]

@@retsaMinnavoiG deadass?

[@liquidbraino]

@@retsaMinnavoiG I know what a meteor looks like. They're not flying 50 feet above the ground; directly over your head. They're in the upper atmosphere about 50-75 miles up and don't usually cause people (soldiers) to scream "LOOK AT THAT FUCKING UFO!!" at the top of their lungs.

[@liquidbraino]

@@retsaMinnavoiG No, I know what a meteor looks like. They're not directly over your head and don't usually cause people to scream "LOOK AT THAT FUCKING UFO!!!!" at the top of their lungs and they don't move parallel to the ground. They're way up in the upper atmosphere about 50-75 miles up; they leave a streak and are more red, orange and yellowish in color. This thing was solid white; directly over our heads; no tail and was moving across the ground - not towards it. I'd have never seen it if not for the soldier that was standing to my right screaming at the top of his lungs "LOOK AT THAT FUCKING UFO!!!". It was only after hearing PVT Shaw screaming that I looked up and saw it & I got yelled at for looking at it.

[@liquidbraino]

@@retsaMinnavoiG I know what a meteor looks like.

[@nadroj9777]

The way charles talks about his dad is actually so wholesome

[@hellogoodbye5636]

The way he defended his and his father's talks being not heated made me smile tbh

[@MyNipplesArePointy]

​@@hellogoodbye5636Same. That was so wholesome.

[@Peachu_n_Goma_Home]

Yes, real family can disagree with stuff but they still love and care for each other. The abusive ones just gaslight you or becomes real offensive when you disagrees with them 🫤

[@pedrostormrage]

10:08 "What's that new alien vid? Bunch of BS. You gotta do one about Puma Punku. Love you" Hilarious and wholesome at the same time (Mr. White senior is a gem)

[@rishabhdagar162]

Nerd 🤓

[@TheEffectOfMass]

This is the status of Dad that I would like to achieve one day.

[@pellepelle8997]

Imagine if sasquatch was abducted by aliens from another planet and the aliens forgot where they grabbed him from and one of the aliens was like " o ya remember that one planet with all those dumb apes? " other alien: " o ya that has to be where this dumb ape is from! " and they just accidently dropped him off here and sasquatch was like " dude what the fuck man "

[@austins.2495]

I guess

[@a180combatbowsergamepro6]

!!!!!!!!!

[@monsterlife17]

Waddya tawkin abeet??

[@cyberwolf331]

If that was a new sitcom I'd watch lol

[@Lehnerd]

That is 100% what happened.

[@levizilla-rf1pm]

every ancient aliens episode: interesting weird thing talking to experts of that thing conclusion: it was aliens

[@NocturnalRS]

You have a weird hypnotic attraction where it starts out with a good title then I click and somehow your monotone voice keeps me engaged.

[@TheNIKOLASRBIN]

And then I feel horrible when the vid ends, like after going to mcdonalds

[@NocturnalRS]

@@TheNIKOLASRBIN It's like right after u watch porn.

[@BeardedGuy_Tawhid]

Charlie is an alien.. he’s using his high tech on you for clicks

[@Queeziii]

@@BeardedGuy_TawhidLOOOOOOOOL

[@pxnkskittles]

I only started watching your videos about a year ago, but they are always super informational and entertaining. It feels like sitting down with a friend and chatting rather than somebody talking to a screen/audience. you make my days happier charlie thank you:)

[@francislachapelle123]

5$ wasted to a streamer, great :)

[@michael_anthony]

yeah dont give your money to these people. they are multimillionaires

[@pxnkskittles]

@@francislachapelle123 charlie specifically often participates in charity, and has proven to be a down to earth person. 5 dollars is not a big deal please…

[@pxnkskittles]

@@michael_anthony Womp womp

[@2blazedinfl]

Giraffes had short necks until Chuck Norris uppercut one

[@xoticbell]

“The birds and E.T.’s” set off a weird trigger reaction in my brain for some reason.

[@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGA]

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[@Disregardedinc]

These bots are so fucking dumb

[@herbo343]

​@@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGAassburgers bot

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

Reminds me of that Katy Perry song about how she wants to fuck an alien

[@TheRealestBubby]

Birds are the only surviving genus derived from the now extinct dinosaurs, direct descendants from a time when T-rex roamed our plains and deadly raptors would strike their young, or steal eggs from grounded nests, Chickens and Ostridges are the closest living relative to dinos such as the T-rex, interestingly, crocodiles and alligators (although they evolved separately alongside the dinosaurs) their genetics are more closely related to birds than they are snakes or lizards, All birds of prey are equally distant relatives to theses ancient beasts but some Ancient-looking living ones are Cassowaries, with their size and skeletal structure being similar to a mid-size raptor dinosaur, other notable living examples include Shoebills, Seriemas ( one of the only living decendants with a recognizable raptor "killing claw"), emu's, turkey, ostriches, chickens, vulchers/condors and even Hawks and eagles, all have the basic body structure and general anatomy to support this theory and all descended from the same highly discussed time period, 65 million years ago.

[@4ndeka]

18:45 "i dont think theyd be fuckable, i dont think they'd be hot" now thats a matter of perspective 🤣

[@chloskyskies4399]

He vastly underestimates how horny humans can be. If it exists, even if only in fiction- there’s a guy into it, somewhere out there.

[@jameswedlock9396]

out of nowhere too 😭🤦🏻

[@Selatapey]

They’d probably have tentacles if they are from a planet with lower gravity than us, and that *really* is a matter of perspective

[@Ilive_420]

​@@fettuccinesalfredo6424 Skirts rather

[@pearsemolloy9656]

I feel like Turians in Mass Effect are kind of insectoid. They have a hard outer shell and mandibles and Garrus Vakarian is definitely fuckable. One of the most fuckable aliens in all media tbh 😂.

[@vincenthernandez2242]

I've also wondered why aliens would teach humans how to cut rocks but wouldn't give them like, I dunno, electricity??

[@Juicyliscious]

Maybe they did like Tesla but once left to our own devices we couldn’t or wouldn’t do it 1 to 1 for the sake of profit

[@callofdoody21]

funny you mention that, look into tesla’s research on the pyramids 👀👀

[@Agh0sty]

Well, even when electricity was first shown to people everyone thought it was magic, or even black magic (for a short time of course, until it became mainstream) Can you imagine what some ancient egyptians would think if they started seeing electric shit everywhere😂 I think it would turn in to some god worship real quick.

[@Thegunumstyle]

They had their own version of electricity, the pyramids are generators and batteries all in one. Guess you didn't think a whole lot before posting that

[@wolfiemuse]

@@Thegunumstyleholy shit no they aren’t that theory relies on so much speculation I could smoke a bowl of speculation

[@rpuchulu]

I went to Puma Punku a couple of years ago and it was pretty cool. They didn´t mention anything about aliens and I even ask one dudes giving a tour and he laughed, but still it was awesome being there. The cuts were super presice and in my head canon it was totally aliens.

[@PhantomSavage]

My dad was one of the major, regular contributing "experts" they had on Ancient Aliens. His name was Logan Hawkes, and he was technically on the show for 15 seasons, starting all the way back in Season 2. He was by no means an authority on extraterrestrial life or the science of space travel, nor did he possess any degrees, certificates, or accolades as an historian. He was just a guy. A travel writer that wrote articles on his own, self-hosted websites that were not owned or managed by any major publication. The limit of his experience was a lifetime of self-educated study and research in the history and culture of Native and Meso-American civilisations, particularly in the Yucatan where he lived for a number of years. He had friends who worked in archaeology, but he was not an archaeologist himself. Despite all this, everyone who worked with him on the show called him "The Professor" or "The Storyteller" and told him over and over again that he was one of the more interesting, intelligent, and well spoken guests they ever worked with, which is why they kept asking him to come back. Despite not have any of the awards or qualifications on paper, he was pretty much one of the only regular reoccurring guests they had on the show that wasn't absolutely insane. He believed aliens exist, like I do and Charlie does, but he did not for ONE SECOND believe the pyramids were built by Aliens. In fact, he thought the show was incredibly silly, especially after the first few seasons, but he kept coming back primarily because I was his son and I thought it was the coolest thing in the world that the History channel wanted to film my dad for national TV. He was only on the show in the first place because he had written an article about the zone of silence, an area in Mexico with some really strange magnetic interference and disappearances that have been unexplained for years, and History was looking for "western alien stories" because Cowboys & Aliens was a movie that was coming out at the time. He just happened to impress them so much they kept wanting him to come back. He thought it was cool, but he didn't really think it was all that big of a deal at the time but YEARS later me and my mother are STILL surprised just how much recognition he gets for his participation in that show and from the strangest of places and people. At one point the guy that played Gonzo and one of the Twins from Breaking Bad actually reached out to him because they just so happened to be huge fans of the show. At one point they even wanted him to attend the same panel with Kevin Smith at an Area 51 convention in Roswell, but he couldn't go because he had COPD and lung cancer at that point. Its so weird to think that at some point I have no doubt in my mind Charlie's dad was watching MY dad on Ancient Aliens saying "See!? This guy knows what he's talking about!"

[@ringisfloof]

Can you give me a tldr

[@TotallyNotJoe_]

@@ringisfloofjust read the last paragraph my guy

[@ringisfloof]

@@TotallyNotJoe_ that didnt help

[@neetlikereallyneat9103]

i live for Charlie's impression of his own dad, its so endearing.

[@fissionphoenix4995]

An alien being responsible for the existence of giraffes is literally a one-line throwaway joke in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. I forget which book of the series it was but it was when Arthur and Ford were stuck on Prehistoric Earth after being teleported away and through time from an all-black space-limo that was crashed into a star for some sort of planetary rock concert. Ford disappears for several months or a year or whatever and when he meets up with Arthur again he says "y'know giraffes? Well I'm responsible for them."

[@Funghamentalist]

the loudest band in the universe, it was always motorhead in my mind hahha, last read 20y ago need to visit those books again for sure

[@Arkstromater]

Why do I feel like this is the video I've been waiting my entire life for?

[@andrews1621]

Your dad sounds like my dad. My dad is a lot less passionate about it, but he ALWAYS harps about Pumapunku and how ancient people couldn't make some of those cuts

[@totalmetaljacket789]

Incredulity fallacy is a classic.

[@jutjubow]

I think we have been visited by aliens many times but all these ancient structures were built by humans without any external help I think lol.

[@growingoaks]

@@jutjubowhow though? Is there any evidence to suggest they actually had the technology to move such large slabs of stone?

[@Kelekona]

@@growingoaks lmao I mean basic leverages, animals. I'm sure if you researched it, in good faith of course, you'd probably get an answer.

[@crash1802]

for one carbon dating is false . once you dig up old carbon it flies on to everything around it. end up getting very false readings.

[@ChrisG_90]

"Do they just come to Earth to die?" Didnt we all Charlie? Didnt we all?

[@amberparsons6876]

THIS GOT ME 😂

[@CS-pl8fc]

Lol

[@KarazolaX]

If aliens ever do show up, I hope its just the most anticlimactic revelation ever. Like they just show up once to shake the president's hand, and then fly away and we never hear anything from them again. Something like that, after all this history of shadowy conspiracy, and when it does end up happening it's somehow most boring thing possible.

[@woody8577]

Hope they bring some space coke, for Cheech’s sake.

[@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGA]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN THIS. I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way. SPAM THIS ON EVERY COMMENT

[@bloodstripeleatherneck1941]

@@woody8577Fentanyl

[@kilgoretrout4461]

Uhhh yea, cuz boring is really really cool.

[@coomslayer6996]

Guess what? Aliens have interacted and had meetings with government officials of our world. Just that the aliens and the governments wish to keep it as private matters, so it’s all hidden and kept a secret from the public. Like how we keep our private group chats a secret from everyone else

[@Squatch_needs_no_heroes]

bro loves the aliens among us, and debunks like a king

[@LivingFire_BurningFlame]

Detective Charles and his father risking their lives with the government to bring us up to date news about aliens.

[@randyross5630]

Charlie is a Cringe CIA Plant!

[@randyross5630]

Charlie is Basically Taylar Swift Level CIA Plant/Psy-op! Charlie's Cringe Levels are Off the Charts!

[@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGA]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN THIS. I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way. SPAM THIS ON EVERY COMMENT

[@maxridesbikes8466]

@@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGAso are u saying your 30+ years old and are making fun of 9 year olds?

[@Monkeyman-l2h]

Y'all are on dugs charlie is the shit

[@GrinReaper59]

Charlie's dad really hit him with the "Think Charlie think" XD

[@tuna3777]

I legit in my after effects class today, learned how to fake a ufo sighting. Incredible how easy it is!

[@nr1NPC]

Do it then, and show us, without anything that reveals that its fake.

[@hazerod833]

@@nr1NPCBro this is sad.

[@FentyCola559]

@@hazerod833bros mad for no reason lol

[@michaelpelzek8882]

​@@hazerod833it's not, he's implying it's all fake. Being a denier at this point is goofy. They were recorded by multiple well trained pilots. Leaks are coming out every week. You guys are just being skeptical to feel elitist.

[@paulw5039]

@@michaelpelzek8882 No, we're just not credulous.

[@smookTREND]

2:52 bro deadass my pops just hmu saying the same thing, his explanation was time ( many many years ago) and the way the texture of pyramids are and sphinx…lol that’s crazy

[@mathieuleader8601]

the South Park episode Pinewood Derby is a good episode showcasing a different angle to aliens coming to Earth.

[@MasterJediDude]

I literally just watched that one. Good stuff! 😅

[@keithfranklin9007]

Space Cash

[@coltonb5091]

Baby fark mcgeezaks lol. Poor Finland. Odds are they nuked themselves

[@jontraz5993]

@@keithfranklin9007 I think we need to get rid of Finland, guys.

[@Clyde_Frog]

@@jontraz5993 Nooo, not Finrand!

[@elaexplorer]

17:45 Charlie's dad has already seen the circuit board, they were featured on several episodes of Ancient Aliens. The tunnels running between the pyramids were lined with mercury at one point, which was often used as a way to waterproof but ancient aliens have suggested it was to run electrical current or something.

[@Cheesusrice69222]

They found a anode and cathode in one of the shafts. But it's Definitely a burial chamber even though there was no kings found in them

[@sexonlithium]

Isn't mercury poisonous? How did they prevent it from getting into the water?

[@bigboi5384]

@@sexonlithiumthey probably just didn’t tbh

[@sexonlithium]

@@bigboi5384 bro mercury can be fatal, i don't think they would be that stupid to not realise why everyone coming in contact with that water started dropping like flies.

[@lisakarson3279]

Interesting

[@despro_]

I firmly believe if aliens have been here, it’s only the aliens that got really drunk and said “yo watch me build these sick pyramids”

[@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGA]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN THIS. I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way. SPAM THIS ON EVERY COMMENT

[@y2kanto]

@@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGA dude your video doesnt even have fucking sound ToT

[@coomslayer6996]

Aliens built the pyramids because they came to live on Earth in the past and the pyramids and other megalithic structures were parts of their civilizations. Today they’re obviously tourist attractions and no longer in the state they used to be back when those aliens were still living here and using them I know because I’ve chatted with aliens before and they told me. Believe it or not

[@gatorboof]

do you think they have laws against drinking and operating a space ship

[@caesarcalderon1045]

@@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGA*Silently reports*

[@dominiqurzua-alvarez7721]

5:40 maybe its the directions to the matrix of leadership.

[@UpperCut2YoFace]

7:19 I miss having talks with my Dad like this 😂❤ I cherish those memories

[@Myder_Dragon]

18:50 "I think the aliens would be insectoid, I don't think they'd be fuckable" Ah see that's where you're wrong

[@Zee-6669]

🤨

[@MrYerathrall]

How else do They make alien human hybrids? By the gods👽 who doesn't know this?😂

[@monmusuaficionado2132]

I know right? I'd tap Greta from Love. Death. Robots in a hesrtbeat

[@lamoneharris9492]

*Omni-Man has entered the chat*

[@a-indefinite6804]

The reproductive organs would be so alien to us that they'd probably be incompatible.

[@marcochu8882]

Charlie should invite his dad on stream to talk about aliens

[@milamber82]

Pyramids were ancient power stations. Giorgio A. Tsoukalos. Good telly man. I`ve watched every episode.

[@Tabasa05]

A friend of mine used to travel and hike down in South America a lot and told me once about Lake Titicaca being an alien hot spot, and the locals of the area being staunch believers of the stories told about it. I would imagine Charlie and his dad probably have heard of it, but it's a very interesting place, definitely peaked my alien interest.

[@JadedeaJade]

I only remembered that place cause it sounds like "Titty caa-caa," Poop tits!

[@aJAGGZproduction]

I wonder if aliens are having a serious talk about us.

[@lockerbuddy2039]

I love the idea of aliens being like "Son, aliens aren't fuckin real."

[@MollyHJohns]

I know one AU where the aliens sent their sentinels via meteor showers to simply obliterate us as we made ugly noises and pollute the entire Solar System with our indecipherable messages and missed calls, and all the obvious spying on all over the universe as well as the space garbage we outputted over the years. They simply never had anything to do with us until they just couldn't wait.

[@randyross5630]

Charlie is a Cringe Grey Alien Replicant Plant! He is Basically the Male Version of Taylor Swift, Charlie is that Level of a CIA Plant to Install Biden as our Reptilian Overlord!

[@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGA]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN THIS. I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way. SPAM THIS ON EVERY COMMENT

[@Monkeyman-l2h]

Charlie's content is better

[@sacreddatura1399]

9:21 this story gave me flashbacks to being straight up 7 years old in the little family-owned diner that my dad and I used to go to, where he was telling me that aliens likely built the pyramids. Me and Charlie had the exact same experience.

[@vanessaashford9203]

this shit is so always so weird to hear for me because my dad is the polar opposite, like one of those people who's such an extreme skeptic that he was even weird about climate change for a while (which I personally think was stupid af of him, but whatever), Like if something isn't backed by like at least 10 different repeated peer-reviewed studies, it's not real to him.

[@guyhuy]

It was jinn that built the pyramids

[@nickytheanimal2413]

@@guyhuyjinn aren’t real fake religion

[@plazima]

@@vanessaashford9203your dad is smart, don’t believe everything as fact as sooner as you see and hear it.

[@roguevargr74]

Maybe Galactus is really out there waiting

[@Jonathan_Collins]

I saw the potato alien and instantly thought it was charlie's long lost brother so no wonder charlie's dad believes in aliens, he literally hooked up with one to birth charlie

[@snuz]

maybe Charlies one of them

[@randyross5630]

Charlie is So Cringe I can't Wait for his Cancelling! He's Just Not That Guy You Know! And When you are Not that Guy, Well... You Get Destroyed!!!

[@Monkeyman-l2h]

@randyross5630, Charlie is that guy. he is him

[@RUPronunciation]

why do you capitalize random words?@@randyross5630

[@Greeese]

@@randyross5630Are you high bro 💀

[@kylespevak6781]

I've always wondered why people thing other life HAS TO BE more advanced than us. Theoretically there could be some bugs on a planet out there, which counts as aliens, but they're not out there space traveling. We've been around for how long and we still haven't gotten there yet

[@jessicamungin1165]

You’re right, theres been some bacteria that has been spotted growing on other planets, I think Mars but don’t quote me on it

[@Djo4200]

I hear you but we really haven't been around long at all in the scope of things. A civilization could easily be a million years more advanced than us

[@kylespevak6781]

@@jessicamungin1165 I do remember hearing about something like that.

[@orang1921]

we've been around for a while but we've only existed as we are for a small part of how long life has existed on earth so the argument is that in that time something with human-like intelligence could have evolved on another planet and passed us in technology we've spent a good bit of our history just kinda stagnating and even sometimes backtracking so another species that's less inclined to competition could easily surpass us in much less time

[@orang1921]

@@jessicamungin1165 no life has been found outside of earth that did not originate on earth

[@joey17503]

“Beautiful cosmic bastards” that line literally had me rolling 😂🤣

[@SimplyAlwaysAsleep]

yo, it's ok I'm the biggest baddest alien

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Charlie: Why the hell would high-tech civilization beings want to leave their corpse in some rando's garden? Humans in the 21st century: *Throw ashes in Disneyland rides.

[@DREAMYCHIMPMUNK]

If Charlie's dad had a youtube channel about aliens I would binge it

[@TibiConstantine]

He should write some new Outer Limits and Twilight Zone scripts.

[@astrangerontheinternet5500]

As someone who owns an Omnitrix I can indeed confirm that aliens are real.

[@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGA]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN THIS. I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way. SPAM THIS ON EVERY COMMENT

[@Monkeyman-l2h]

Officersponge no one actually cares

[@boiyofinallyfound]

@@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGAif your against cyber bullying you make shit content

[@carlsoll]

Aliens, UFO’s, The Cosmo’s, Infinity. Humor does this tooo. ‘I honestly believe this thing’ *haha, me too brother*

[@zensubi]

the why files yt channel is a good place to learn about alien topics

[@EpicBunty]

It is, but entertainment content can never truly replace doing the actual research and digging deeper and deeper (while staying logical and sane). Instead of taking someone's word for it, when you actually just follow the breadcrumbs, the trail becomes extremely evident. the implications of everything keep getting bigger and bigger. The holes in the dam are ready to burst after years and years of people fighting for it, to get the truth out. How many years? hahaha who knows. but at key moments people clutched up throughout history to get the truth out and thats why we are finally here but the beast will NEVER relent. we will have to see the entire thing through ourselves together. thats how we level up as a species.

[@rileyferrante8636]

Lol, you mean the LIZZID PEOPLE? Lol, heckle fish 😂 makes the show great, the idea of watching Penguin and his pops debate ETs and stuff like this would be KZbin GOLD 🥇🥇🥇🥇😂, love your videos brother 🫡

[@nefariousalien]

Even better is Eyes on Cinema(EOC) presents eyes on UFOs

[@Rembreiker_lychec9257]

Same as cryptids, no one ever seems to have good proof despite numerous apparent interactions

[@J_Caban]

Theyre just so smart, we are too dumb to take pictures of them

[@dame3323]

Wtf is a cryptid?

[@coomslayer6996]

There ARE lots of good proof. Just that the government officials hide and cover it all up from us. The reasons as I’ve learned is because the aliens and the government officials meet up and make agreements with each other to keep their existence (the alien’s existence) and their secret meetings private matters. Therefore all hidden in secrecy from us There is far more to our world, our universe, and life than most people can possibly imagine. But too bad most people are too close-minded that they’ll argue with you and call you a “conspiracy theorist” when you try to explain

[@torpedomygweedo]

sasquatch, skinwalkers, the jersey devil, wendigo etc,. ​@@dame3323

[@jaydub2546]

​@@dame3323Cryptids are things like the loch Ness, big foot, chapucabra or however you spell it. Basically creatures that aren't real

[@DKArmstrong]

That History channel logo and those stones look suspiciously familiar. That's gotta be worth looking into.

[@stevenswadel]

Right!

[@datboitmic]

There’s a big difference between research and opinions.

[@madi6284]

“2 colanders stacked on top of each other in 240p wiggling around” 😂😂😂

[@JacobC479]

Usually goes Private, Corporal, Sergeant, Master Sergeant, Lieutenant, Captain, Major, Colonel then General in military order

[@darthrevan454]

Sergeant*

[@JacobC479]

@@darthrevan454 my bad, fixed it

[@darthrevan454]

@@JacobC479 lesgoooo

[@Anonymous-eh3bt]

Lt colonel left the chat

[@christophermichael6027]

What about Brigadier General, Major General, and Lieutenant General before General?

[@bugsbunny2183]

Charlies father should make a channel ranting about aliens

[@Tables-zm7db]

This one

[@casper2694]

Move over giorgio, Charles sr is here to take your place

[@Bambibot]

I wouldn't mind watching that tbh

[@slumpty2587]

“shriveled up mushroom with nipples on it” has to be the most comedically accurate way of describing aliens 😂

[@tannerparks6030]

There's a short story called The Road Not Taken about aliens that invade Earth expecting it to be a quick victory because we haven't discovered faster than light travel yet but the humans end up wiping the floor with them. Like Michael Jordan playing basketball with middle schoolers. Some of the remaining aliens are captured and they talk about how shocking it is that humans are so advanced because gravity manipulation is essentially primitive technology near the level of the wheel so humans must've just missed it. The story ends with the aliens asking "What have we done" in reference to giving humans, who they now believe might be the most advanced civilization in the universe, the knowledge of FTL travel and the push to carve out their own chunk of the galaxy as part of a new human empire

[@goldenealgefromdutchbros6834]

Thanks for reading it to us bbg ily

[@mr.masquer]

such an interesting idea.

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

Man. That would be a horrrible feeling, giving a violent species the ability to spread beyond their original capabilities because you underestimated them.

[@GodfreyFirstEldenLord]

@@cdogthehedgehog6923we are violent because that’s what life needed us to be otherwise we wouldn’t an couldn’t have survived. The same would go for aliens it’s deeply ingrained in everyone’s dna the actual thing that makes us human is the fact that we can control ourselves and not live by our urges. That’s what differentiates us from animals not just intelligence alone. Chimps are intelligent as well yet they are still very aggressive. The same goes to aliens, they’d probably live in similar circumstances that we would live in. Worst thing is that life only works because we aren’t the same. Violence and crimes will always happen as long as humans exist because life only works by having as many ppl that are different to each other as possible. This is what kept our species alive. That’s why disabled ppl exist because mutations will always happen and when a shift in the food chain happens some of us are gonna survive and rebuild our species because they have the perfect genetics to survive in that circumstance. That includes violence which is why violence will always exist just like kindness but especially violence since we are omnivores and rely on animal meat and even fighting against other humans since early on. The reason why herbivores exist is to keep the plant population down in order to help plants grow better instead of them destroying themselves and that’s the same reason why carnivores exist to keep the herbivores population in check. Basically this sort of food chain is the only way aliens are gonna survive in which is why aliens will be similar to us and no they won’t look like insects since insect bodies are made for their gravitation experience only. Way too much yapping ik especially since you prolly didn’t mean that but I wanted to get that out anyways

[@androgynousmaggot9389]

It's a common sci-fi trope where the humans are actually the evil ones! But I don't buy it, there's more good then evil in us, but it's rarely shown or brought up, because bad news are always more shocking! We always see the 10% bad and are 90% good is "oh, that's just normal behavior" 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@arch_caff]

I’m glad this video was released, I’ve been having to analyse the film’s underlying themes and visual communication in my media class.

[@Griffolion0]

Miniminuteman is a really good archaeology channel and he has a series of videos debunking all the common conspiracy theories around this stuff.

[@Antares-vj7su]

There is no debunking for the stones cut or size, it would be hard even with our technology that’s why Charlie’s dad is convinced

[@lexnight8345]

Good choice of entertainment... that guy is really interesting

[@samuelargyropoulos1249]

@@Antares-vj7suBrother it’s been explained in multiple different ways. And no it would not be hard at all to cut a block of limestone with todays tools. Building a pyramid, sure. But no one ever said building the pyramids was easy.

[@Antares-vj7su]

@@samuelargyropoulos1249 sure, source: your opinion

[@samuelargyropoulos1249]

​@@Antares-vj7su You're asking for more evidence when you expect me to believe aliens came down and built the pyramids? You mind giving me some evidence besides "shits hard bro, probably aliens or something?" And brother if you don't think people back then could cut and sand down one of the softest stones out there besides sandstone, then then how do you expect them to wipe their own asses?

[@Nick-vd7cg]

Ive had several occasions in my life where i seen ufo's, they can move so fast theyre gone in the blink of an eye like theyre just vanishing. Im very greatfull for those experiences and totally changed my look on the whole subject. Imo its harder to believe that us mere humans have access to such kind of technology, than something thats not from this planet. It literally defies physics as we know.

[@fathacaliup1839]

12:40 is unironically probably one of the funniest things from this stream

[@ridgedaddy]

Let me regaile you of a story I heard about Giorgio Tsoukalos. I live in New Orleans and use to work in entertainment. So, an old party thrower has been throwing excellent parties here for decades. He was approached by Tsoukalos to throw a party to celebrate "The End of the World" as fortold by the Mayan Calendar. So, they plan a super lavish party, the guy telling the story put up a bunch of money to throw the party and their deal was that they would split the profits/losses. Well no one comes to the party and the duo lose tens of thousands of dollars. The party planner then goes to Tsoukalos and is like "Hey so you're on the hook here for half of the loss" and Tsoukalos is like "Well, I don't have that to give right now." to which party guy replies "Then why did you take on the potential debt?" and Tsoukalos replied "Because the world was supposed to end." The guy telling the story remarked that he felt sorry for the guy because it was obvious that Giorgio totally believed that and was truly bewildered that it didn't occur.

[@shockafter7]

I don't believe Giorgio is that thick. I think it was a sarcastic joke. He probably was just as shocked that no one turned up. It's not a major leap in logic to think someone who is known to throw successful parties for a decade would throw another successful party and it should work out. But, it didn't. And, the theme was cool as fuck.

[@MrYerathrall]

Yeah this is totally hearsay. And it just doesn't add up.😅

[@ridgedaddy]

@@MrYerathrall like anything else related to this person?

[@Hexamus]

"I think they'd look like bugs. They won't be fuckable." Me: Sweating

[@TjallieBrrr]

Anything with a hole is getting the pole

[@Botboy1200]

The indomitable human spirit at it’s finest.

He never heard of Omni-man, clearly

[@heckingbamboozled8097]

@@TjallieBrrr You know what's great about an exoskeleton? The inside stays soft

[@dsi476]

what if penguinzo is an alien and he’s trying to convince us that aliens aren’t here yet

[@Lim989]

Forget the garden, when aliens visit they will be invisible at the bowling alley, watching Charlie chase 300

[@acaivanovic4997]

12:45 was the craziest plot twist 😮

[@cziter144]

i always think of it this way: if someone found out how to do these kinds of "impossible builds" in ancient times they would probably all start doing the same thing, if you have enough people with enough dedication you can pull off something like the pyramids

[@philimanilie9293]

I also think that if they did it once why never again? Why do we keep losing the knowledge to do this stuff?

[@malliemaile6746]

We already did, you know the buildings that scrapes the sky itself? Skyscrapers.

[@joewarrior619]

I’d assume people in ancient times were more dedicated because what else was there to do for fun lol

[@kuroganeyuuji6464]

@@philimanilie9293 what never again? just egyptian there are more than 100 pyramids, they vary in size since it is built by the whims of the ruler so not all can build the biggest, besides that what loss of knowledge? just because humans aren't using all that architectural knowledge for pyramids does not mean we lost it, just making other things, dependent on the culture, religiously we have cathedrals and mosques as examples, and the ones build by the whims of powerful individuals a great modern example is the burj khalifa.

[@paradis0744]

​@@kuroganeyuuji6464no, we lost the knowledge of how to do pyramids specifically. It wasn't possible

[@FarrellCapper]

rip all these videos in a couple years. UAP are here, and it's been here longer than anyone here today.

[@themetalhead9952]

Around like 9:55 man, you can't even be mad or anything, especially when Charlie's dad seems so bloody wholesome

[@Captainflacon]

Alien enthusiasts will call Roswell and other ship crashes “gifts“ as in they’re giving us little nuggets of their maybe old or past used technology in an effort for us to reverse engineer. It’s def an interesting concept

[@Silencer0151]

Never thought I'd be so involved with Charlies Dad's alien lore. Yet here I am..... Loving every second

[@TampaTomLV]

The most interesting eye witness testimony’s of aliens are the Varginha Brazil incident, the Ariel school incident in Zimbabwe and the tic tac ufo account from David Fravor. A video on these cases would be amazing.

[@listrann]

my mother is bolivian where puma punku is and my dad is peruvian where machu pichu is and to this day when we go back to visit family the quechua people are still very proud on how those things came to be

[@jordanetherington1922]

Thats why those ancient aliens conspiracies are fucked up man the peoples who made those things are still around and these guys are going NAWP MUST BE ALIENS

[@Pitchdark]

I hope I get to visit there one day!

[@RyanSmithy]

Judging by your pic and your surname on your channel I believe you’re actually Vietnamese and your talking shit

[@eggmon420]

Ngl if i was an alien cruising by, Earth seems like the kinda planet I would lock my doors while passing.

[@lastchanc3stars]

We are the hood of life-bearing planets. "Zeepzorp, lock your door. We're passing Earth."

[@EpicBunty]

haha would explain why some people think of it as a prison planet

[@Steven4Strings]

We've all seen this meme

[@dadillonful]

Cope

[@Valravn-vi4lj]

Also close Windows and DONT MAKE EYE CONTACT.

[@ninjaslayer0527]

3:14 OMG we NEED that as a video in the future. Maybe even like a debate and stuff where Charlie’s Dad brings up videos and reputable sources he can find, I’d pay good money just for that honestly😂🤞🙏

[@totalmetaljacket789]

Debating speculative alien nonsense isn't very productive or interesting. It's a gap filler hypothesis. We have some gap in knowledge, therefore aliens fill it. There's not much you can say persuasively in the opposition until we fill the gap with real knowledge.

[@crimsomnia1415]

Oh yeah yeah

[@Hungyball_]

​@@totalmetaljacket789I'm not tryna start anything here but wasn't this guys last video literally some goofy crap about burger king, Id say nearly all critikals videos aren't really productive but they sure are pretty funny so I don't think it'd be that far fetched of an idea to do this

[@totalmetaljacket789]

@@Hungyball_ Charlie makes plenty of silly videos but I doubt it would be that silly since his dad takes it so incredibly seriously. It would be far more fun to watch Charlie clown on some KZbinr randos that peddle this garbage.

[@njux1871]

@@totalmetaljacket789 also feels a bit mean. don't think charlie would like to give the internet basically a pass to clown on his dad.

[@dfgrhbjkh]

I would recommend Dr. Greers DPI archive that was just released about a week ago.

[@TheLi0nc0urt]

Giorgio Tsoukalos used to be a sports caster. He knows how to entertain people with random banter and it translated very well to a job as a host on a 2am History Channel show.

[@BALLERPlayz-yl1qx]

Never thought I'd see Jesus talk about Aliens

[@goodgame764]

New theory earth is an alien graveyard and they do come here to die.

[@OfficerSpongUTTP_YFGA]

I MAKE BETTER CONTENT THAN THIS. I'm a 30+ year old media creator with aspergers syndrome who is a jack of all trades with a passion for fighting against cyberbullying. I've been doing these kinds of things for over 10 years and I've picked up a whole set of different skills along the way. SPAM THIS ON EVERY COMMENT

[@JD-td6oh]

Lame

[@Grugger-ol4ve]

Sounds like an interesting premise

[@viciousyeen6644]

Pumapunku was basically just a concrete building. The people there not just experimented, but used a unique concrete mix they came up with, just some hundred years before Roman architects invented their concrete mixture

[@azathoththe3rd]

I always hate the sentiment that aliens will hate how destructive we are when in reality all alien life probably has gone through some stage like that

[@the_seer_0421]

*Ahem* Mars.

[@flaminup]

I wonder if your dad’s roommate, seeing how passionate your dad was about aliens, decided to prank him by making up that alien story knowing your dad was going to wholeheartedly believe it

[@exMuteKid]

12:13 the moment Charlie’s dad became Heisenberg

[@awsomeguy1.025]

I could totally see Charlie being some sort of preacher

[@JonahTheBona415]

Preacj

[@ALLNETLIKEKOBE]

Yes

[@alexsao1105]

I like men

[@oohbatman]

Yes

[@Dailydoseofstupitity2]

I mean we are talking about Jesus so

[@arslan7961]

Check out the vases made out of granite and are extremely precisely cut, that shit is wild

[@totalmetaljacket789]

Precision is a lot easier to get good at when it's the entire goal of your life.

[@Cheesusrice69222]

Lmao when stone workers tell you they can't do it today with all they tools they have today. Some Egyptian isn't making the schist disk or a vase as thin as a eggshell in diorite or rocks with crystals in the matrix

[@Cheesusrice69222]

Precision down too .001 just for funsies

[@CS-pl8fc]

​@@Cheesusrice69222.001 what lol? Numbers mean nothing without a unit of measurement.

[@Aylii1]

@@CS-pl8fc🤖