Thalmor reacts to Dovahkiin's race

[@TIMENGGG]

💎 *If you meet Hermaeus Mora after killing Miraak, he will comment on it... ------>* kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZofLqYejfLdod9E

[@EvmanGeronemo]

I’d win

[@DragonLordRevan]

Stormcloak: casual racism Thalmor: competitive racism

[@TheToonpimp]

Empire: Systemic racism 😂🤣

[@Elizabean1984]

@@TheToonpimp Nah they massacred a town of orcs for having a "no humans or elves" sign. They're the most racist.

[@SirDankleberry]

@@Elizabean1984 But orcs are elves.

[@Elizabean1984]

@@SirDankleberry Most of them don't see it that way, they typically view themselves as Children of Malacath (which includes Ogres, Goblins, Rieklings, Gremlins ,etc.)

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

Dunmer: systemic racism

[@GreenFalcon926]

I like to imagine that Thalmor just stands in the middle of the road, insulting everyone who passes by

[@GoblinFromOblivion]

*Dominion soldiers approach* Roadside Thalmor: “YOU’RE A DISGRACE TO THE ALTMER!” Dominion soldiers: •_•

[@iluvyurbles]

He’s the town drunk

[@feuerling]

​@@iluvyurbles hypothesis: he's only still allowed to be a Thalmor official because his parents have really high ranks. They had him sent him to Skyrim in the middle of nowhere so they wouldn't have to deal with him.

[@IRussian007]

@iluvy underrated comment. Ye, most altmer both by lore and games don't do the shit thalmor do. Everyone who sides with mankind via real world association forgets most altmer are not thalmor who are like a nazi party ruling over germany by force. And of course, like most racists, racism is the goal of life, reason to live, all consuming hate. Get drunk and find someone to berate.

[@Dennis-ud2nh]

​@@IRussian007 Racism is their religion and answer to every question and problem in their life.

[@hollow3450]

Thalmor when they see any race: some racism Thalmor when they see a nord: turns into frieza

[@walnzell9328]

Random High Elf: **Just standing around.** Thalmor: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE ALTMER!

[@Shoebil]

I appreciate the Thalmor's consistent commentary on things that don't need commentating.

[@CrazyGamerDragon64]

Random High Elf: "What did I ever do to you?"

[@sovereignflux]

I am a disgrace to the Altmer by their standards, but at least the disgrace can kick their ass.

[@tbotalpha8133]

"...Look, are you going to hire a room or what?"

[@Aarontheman-5567]

Says the Altmer

[@seanh2983]

When you're in a racism contest, but your opponent is a Thalmor.

[@Ledecral]

Even Morrowind players think they take it 3 steps too far.

[@Nai-qk4vp]

Aen Elle: IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

[@alexis1156]

They're so racist, they are even racist against their own.

[@eliasnegrete8494]

Average Nord: damn right, those fecking elves gotta know that Skyrim belong to the Nords!!! The jonkie cats as well, the orcs smells now that I think about it... And those fecking Bretons are inbred most likely.

[@TjoaWeiHan]

@@Nai-qk4vp FR. Any and every race is fair game to them

[@Anime-Doof]

Thalmor Agent: *”NORD DOG!!!”* My Nord (Harbinger of The Companions): “Very poor choice of words…”

[@james739123]

My Nord Werewolf has the voice of Keith David

[@quentincoetzee4313]

To quote Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate: "I'm a dog? Then you're dog food."

[@willhornsby206]

"I'm a dog? Then you're DOGFOOD!" Thalmor: "what?" *Gets mauled by a werewolf*

[@jeremiahwallace2275]

*OM NOM NOM NOM* “Ugh, you High Elves are really full of s**t, aren’t you?”

[@fugitiveunknown7806]

"You are technically correct. The best and tastiest kind of correct."

[@Intrepid_A]

Thalmor throws insult at orc Orc: That’s mighty brave for someone within spine breaking range

[@Tekman_]

No one bests an orc!

[@GiuseppeMario-d8y]

"Sharp tongue. My axe is sharper!"

[@garcalej]

Orc:….hmmmm…need to think first…. (Splits Thalmor’s head open with 🪓) …..ok, done thinking.

[@Ghostx357]

@@garcalej how about an 40k ORK on skyrim

[@BierBart12]

@@Ghostx357 OI, you'z pickin' a fight ya weird lookin' pointy ear git?

[@cybersloth2467]

One time I was playing as a redguard and I was fighting a female thalmor when she suddendly say the line "Go back to your desert!". That was the only time I ever heard a thalmor say that, I'm not sure what triggered it.

[@whenisee2667]

« Go back to your country »

[@isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407]

Hopefully they’re not gonna invade for oil or “democracy”.

[@orxy5316]

Based Thalmor

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@orxy5316 no.

[@tpfraden7249]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 it’s a funny joke

[@ИванКлименко-щ4с]

Stormcloaks: “Nords are good. Humans are decent.” Thalmor: “A high elf? You are a disgrace!”

[@TheBritishHunter830]

*Big talk coming from a High Elf*

[@condedooku9750]

@@TheBritishHunter830 The Thalmor are so racist that they are racist against their own race 💀💀💀

[@RachDarastrix2]

Thalmor: "I'm not racist, I hate every race equally. Including Thalmor. Can't stand em!"

[@holeeshi9959]

Stormcloak: even high elfs are fine if they fight for us

[@cheekloins4126]

@@holeeshi9959 Also Stormcloak: We will give the Dark Elves refuge, so long as we can beat and torment them when and how we wish. I would never trust a Nord, especially a Stormcloak.

[@BAD_HOBO]

He's talking pretty heavy for someone in Soul Trap distance

[@devourerofsouls4079]

No no let him think he escaped first

[@exodusblack5455]

"Oh, whats this? a Black Soul Gem? in my pocket? oh boy, my sword sure would like an enchantment too..."

[@tjahajasuryadinata4432]

soul is soul

[@FranciumBoron]

“I ALWAYS COME BACK” -Soultrap.

[@AremStefaniaK]

He's just so angry at himself being mortal. All altmer are ashamed of losing their immortality as a punishment from the gods, which they have nought chance but to endure with as much honor as possible. Humans were creation of gods, they are humble and thankful for their limited sub-100-year existence, but elves were sons and heirs of divines, but banished to mortality forever, and now pussywhipped by it

[@shelllovescatsandfnaf7910]

Nah a thalmor soldier had the audacity to say this while we were fighting "You remind me of my cousin's cat. Killed that too" I was playing as a khajiit 💀 homeboy did not just say that to me

[@Individ-v1u]

It's common enemy phrase,not thalmor specificaly

[@hot_soup4319]

@A J grab your Pugilist gloves and just go to town

[@medicindisquise4271]

Every Bandit wants to make me into a rug

[@platinumchromee3191]

My khajit ass in full daedric: *Red Sun intensifies*

[@themightybob]

Khajiit are some of the best warriors so i wouldnt want to be the thalmor right there, the khajiit would probably come up with a sly comeback anyway

[@streamspoart2671]

He didn't dare to roast specifically the Redguard because Aldmeri dominion's butt got kicked at the Hammerfell

[@davidkasparov8043]

This isn't entirely true actually. According to maps in bethesda's Elder Scrolls Blades mobile game, Hammerfell has officially lost part of its southern coasts and other islands to the Dominion occupation. It's not a full victory. (and under the Empire, the emperor was going to cede an even bigger and more massive part of hammerfell to the dominion. the redguards kept fighting and eventually agreed to more favorable but still not ideal peace terms)

[@shprotmem]

But... "any human race" 🤨

[@lukemorgan6166]

​@davidkasparov8043 I mean eso already shat over the lore I don't expect much respect from people playing that microtransaction slop mobile game

[@bcgazero6472]

​@@lukemorgan6166finally someone gets it

[@G8Knight]

I think it's actually more simple than that. Everyone at Bethesda didn't want to look like a racist in the studio so they avoided doing anything with the red guards.

[@firelow]

I love when I find a group of Thalmor running around because I always carry some empty black soul gems with me

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

Based

[@midnightcas9995]

Absolutely Based

[@james739123]

I carry a enchanted iron war axe and hide shield or enchanted greatsword just in case Thalmor or Legion solders have a prisoner, nice to let them have some jolly good revenge.

[@LOVEPHOENIXDANCER]

Well they wouldn't be seeing their gods now will they?

[@MetalGunNut]

@@LOVEPHOENIXDANCERnope, off to the soul carin where they will linger for all time

[@Prak_Giggles]

Altmer: "Filthy Nord. In time, your entire race will be eradicated." Nord: "Tell me again what happened to the Snow Elves?"

[@canismajoris6733]

What have the snow elves and the dwemmer got to do with this?

[@ashnazgthrakatulukii1165]

​@@canismajoris6733 , nords killed the Snow Prince, after that falmer were completely defeated by them and flew away to seek refuge.

[@TheSleepingWendigo]

Snow elves attack the Nord's the Nord's killed most of them

[@Super50ldier]

​@@ashnazgthrakatulukii1165 The Nords didn't kill the Snow Prince but a little girl after her mother was killed by the Snow Prince himself.

[@yin3229]

Tbf those "Nords" were juiced up Atmorans that were taller, stronger, and way more resilient than modern day Nords.

[@thenamestails7152]

Thalmor: "Slink away, Khajiit, with your tail between your legs!" Khajiit: "Those are some bold things being said by somebody that has 11,276 gold, 15 garnets, a diamond necklace enchanted with +20 Magicka, master robes, master hood, and some spellbooks... Oh, did I say "has"? I meant "had", of course. Anyways, it's time for me to go. Arrivederci, amigo!"

[@soupster8956]

BAHAHAHHA

[@lindos602]

Thalmor agent : Wha…? (Notices he’s naked) *GASP* T. A. : COME BACK HERE, FILTHY CAT !

[@felorivera1054]

Accurate 😂

[@khaledx735]

Khajiit gonna steal

[@thenamestails7152]

@@lindos602 "never should've come here" _pierces him with his own dagger_

[@largeone923]

All other human races: "Disgusting creature!" Sees a Redguard: *sweats profusely*

[@3Hg594]

Curved swords i guess😂

[@NeoVault_]

*MLK Jr waiting to use his Civil Rights beam on Thalmor....*

[@m7ray]

Even Thalmor fears twitter

[@nombre2781]

Makes sense, in lore the Redguards were the only race to beat the Thalmor's ass back when they atempted to invade Hammerfell.

[@NeoVault_]

@@nombre2781 True. Hammerfell is kind of based. Their bounty hunt quest sums it up pretty well.

[@slasher3428]

Fun fact: *Despite being the tallest, living the longest, and being the most inclined to magic, High elves are the physically weakest race in all of tamriel, being even weaker in physical strength than a wood elf which is actually a pretty vicious ambush predator*

[@timtaylor9298]

Years of selective breeding.

[@Bucket_with_a_hat]

What eugenics does to a race

[@FerretCuddles]

Having the longest lifespan and the most efficient ability to manipulate reality and physics is "physically weak" to you? Why is it that edgy named profiles always have the worst takes? Even boomers, zoomers, and karens have the occasional decent post.

[@slasher3428]

@@FerretCuddles found the thalmor. Physically as in - physical strength. Yes magic is a power that has physical manifestation, but when it comes to raw strength, high elves are the weakest. Without magic and on equal footing with any other race, a high elf would lose every time Also this goes without saying but this probably applies to you... piss elf

[@user-M2CE]

@@FerretCuddles No, no, he's not wrong. Physically weak as in they're the least strong.

[@An_Imperial_Guard.]

Somebody is asking for express ticket to the Soul Cain.

[@Ollyatlas]

I don't think a guardsman with no super strength or psychic abilities can handle a thalmor

[@talkaboutwacky]

Imagine going on patrols in an area of a nation you’re in the middle of a Cold War with insulting everyone along the way. It’d be just a matter of time until you came across the wrong person

[@nova8747]

That wrong person tends to be a juiced up demi-God who 1v1’s dragons all day.

[@hunterrhoades1813]

@@nova8747 with psychopathic tendencies mind depending on what actions he/she has taken.

[@nova8747]

@@hunterrhoades1813 50/50 chance of getting a “gentle giant” who tries to help everybody he can, or a complete monster who simply wishes to see the world burn.

[@yagirlsheila7705]

​@@nova8747 I'd say both kinds of people can still be dangerous for a racist prick whose in the middle of nowhere. (I play as the first type of character and I'd still kick Thalmors ass)

[@nova8747]

@@yagirlsheila7705 Fair fair, I just kill Thalmor regardless, it's a good time.

[@inkchariot6147]

Thalmor agent walking around alone, is this bait or a birthday gift? Either way, my stabbing arm is getting twitchy.

[@GalaxyFoxx418]

Got room for two?

[@an0nym0us3_6]

This should become a copypasta.

[@TjoaWeiHan]

Mind if I join?

[@shadow-monger5189]

This fire spell is really heavy. I don't know if my scaly, bestial hands can control it...

[@3rdtimesthecharm376]

By Talos, I'll rip off his head and relieve myself using his neck as a latrine!

[@DespairDoctor]

"Seems a bit short." "Say that again and you'll be my dinner."

[@dragonite-boi]

Underrated

[@DespairDoctor]

@dragonite-boi Thank you

[@williamwelch5166]

"Suffering to all Mankind!" This line was delivered like an enthusiastic holiday greeting. Warms my little Breton ears.

[@MDE_never_dies]

Funny coming from a Human-Elf Hybrid

[@cold8578]

Bretons would be perfect counters for High Elves. Resistance to magic and dragon skin, high elves are weak to magic. Bethesda keep Bretons fighting amongst themselves in high rock so the thalmor actually do something.

[@jakesanchez6621]

That probably IS a holiday greeting for the Thalmor.

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

It would have been cool if they had a special response to Bretons, as I recall some of the lore suggests that they are hybrids created by the Altmer.

[@GetgainzDe]

Aldmer not altmer

[@fangslore9988]

@@GetgainzDe actually it is altmer since the aldmer were nigh extinct by that point. breton ancestery is altmer, the direnni high elves specifically during the late first era when the high elves of summerset were trying to colonize high rock. the direnni elves are an altmer group who simply broke free from the altmer of summerset. the bretons are a result of direnni altmer and nedic/nordic unions then the altmer blood being spread out. the bretons are probably 20% elf in their genealogy btw Direnni are one of the major altmer houses of summerset before leaving because of opposing views and restrictions on magic. the Direnni clan are still around in the 4th era, though they keep to themselves. all bretons have Direnni ancestors because the early Direnni felt they could improved the nords/nedes of high rock as supperior slaves by introducing elven blood through selective breeding with the humans. the result were half elves then these half elves bred with other humans and the altmer blood became the bretons but also during this time the Alessian order had destroyed all but 1 of the aldmeri cities led by Laloriaran Dynar at the time. this was prior to the direnni altmer creating the bretons through selective breeding i want to point out that the ayleids were the last bastions of aldmer while the people of summerset were altmer due to being changed by living in the summer set isles both culturally and physically (the golden skin of altmer VS the more pail greyish skin of the aldmer, a good example of this is Laloriaran Dynar himself)

[@hazzmati]

They’re just humans who had a smudge of elven ancestry thousands of years ago they’re not hybrids

[@GetgainzDe]

@@fangslore9988 so the real question is, who is more elf, an orsimer or a breton

[@chadharger9323]

​@@GetgainzDe Orsimer. In Septimus' blood fletch orc blood is needed but not Breton.

[@zairadile]

Dovahkiin: "I can ruin your entire day with just three words." Thalmor: "I'd like to see you t-" *smash cut to Thalmor flying back a hundred feet and smashing into a rock*

[@bcgazero6472]

Gotta love how the last dragonborn can pretty much extinguish the whole dominion if he wanted to

[@Lond-i3x]

*FUS RO DAH*

[@xXJaneRoseXx]

⁠@@Lond-i3xYour comment gets translated to Fus Ro Bye lmao

[@TubeEamo]

I really appreciate you putting this together. Thalmor usually don't live long enough for me to hear this.

[@CristianDuta-d9d]

I mean, they have nice, easy to carry and really expensive armor. They are besically walking banks if you ask me.

[@Andrei_Antonov]

Fr

[@PlaceHolderMechanic]

It's on site for any Thalmor patrol I see

[@gunslinger2261]

@@PlaceHolderMechanicSame here lmao 😂

[@walnzell9328]

"Back to the swamp, Argonian!" The swamp you will never be able to conquer, dry elf.

[@NegativeDumpster]

Friendly reminder: Not even _Mehrunes fucking Dagon himself_ could conquer Black Marsh. So good luck to any Thalmor guys who're dumb enough to try invading it.

[@360xdnox5]

@@NegativeDumpster 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TalesStahl]

@@NegativeDumpster not only could he not conquer it ... he had to stop openening oblivion portals in Black marsh because Argonians started to invade Oblivion. The hist always knew where the next portal would open and had an army of Argonians ready to invade back...

[@360xdnox5]

@@TalesStahl these argonians are Badass ngl

[@thatladfromthe40s82]

Why did I read that in an Argonian voice?

[@SpaceAngelMewtwo]

Thalmor: "Flee from my sight, Dunmer, before I have you shipped back to Vvardenfell in a crate." Dunmer: "What did you just say to me, you piss-skinned n'wah?" Altmer: "I said get out of my sight, you Daedra-worshipping scum!" Dunmer: "You little fetcher. You're just mad that mad that some of us have actually succeeded at the Psijic Endeavor." Altmer: "That's it, time to die, mongrel! Dunmer: "This is the end of you, s'wit!"

[@woodie3030]

And then they violently made out

[@WretchedRedoran]

​@@woodie3030 Canon

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

"Slink away khajiit, with your tail between your legs" *Thats not my tail*

[@Taco_Man896]

Oh-

[@DoomedDragonz]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@tremendousyeet3467]

Typical Khajiit thievery, he probably had his tail cut off for stealing and proceeded to cut off and steal the tail of another creature.

[@cavemancult1999]

​@@tremendousyeet3467It ain't a tail...

[@chriscombs21886]

* PH intro plays *

[@austinhuber8440]

Thalmor: “Crawl back into whatever pit spawned you orc!” Orc: “Get out of my swamp!”

[@ilsgrade8357]

Orc: "give me your face" *proceeds to rip of his head and puts it on his night shelf*

[@Swordmaster200]

@@SirVonLuinewyn Thalmor wakes up

[@Anonymousrando-uz9sn]

I'd be scared to insult an Argonian. They counter-invaded Oblivion.

[@thecommunistloli1042]

Slaveosaurus rex you mean

[@lennyfais5040]

They don’t have the balls to think of something for Redguards cuz they don’t wanna get mopped again 😂

[@goatslayer3160]

They can't handle the curved swords.

[@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201]

The thought that just 1 race of people were able to make the Thalmore shit bricks. Yet when the entire empire’s legion tried to take them on they lost so hard they *gave up* Talos worship is wonderful

[@joshuakim5240]

@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 The Virgin Imperials vs the Chad Redguards.

[@drivernephisson7034]

@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 Thalmor have the most mages out of any army, which lets them burn entire formations of Legionaries to death from range. But magic doesn't stop you from dying of dehydration in the desert.

[@danielfortesque6000]

Because they have BIIIIG curved peanus.

[@chvjdvpa3746]

"Seems a bit short to me" out of all the burns this one is hands down, most brutal

[@ElStink4K]

Telling a race in their native land that they'll be eradicated regardless of what they say when they're involved is the worst to me

[@IAmAlpharius14]

​@@ElStink4K sounds like something ive heard many jewish people say

[@AmalekIsComing]

​@@IAmAlpharius14 I'm amazed youtube hasn't buried this reply, but yeah those were my exact first thoughts lol, I think someone on the writing team was in on it, there's just too many coincidences

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@davidsnik8469 The Thalmor are based on the Nazi Party.

[@vladimirgluten8375]

​@ElStink4K Would never happen though even in the great war. The nord warriors were the ones that held the front line and retook imperial city

[@temerodiavolo470]

0:33 Ok Frieza

[@CallMeDaioc]

Thalmor: You are no true elf Wood elf: Wanna see what they call the wild hunt?

[@Elkarus]

Wood elf: I'm too hungry to hear your bullshit

[@NegativeDumpster]

Thalmor: _"Pathetic_ excuse for an Elf..." Bosmer: "We obey the Green Pact, which states that were are _never_ allowed to eat plants under any circumstances. Which means we are strictly carnivorous. As in, we only eat *MEAT.* And guess what your _entire fucking body_ is made out of?

[@bcgazero6472]

Bosmer: did someone else hear my lunch talk?

[@SorcererKing94]

"Flee from my sight, Dunmer, or I'll have you shipped back to Vvardenfell in a crate" *Ironic*

[@SorcererKing94]

@Javsco Dunmer practiced slavery. They often put their slaves in cages or crates to move them around through water. A Dunmer getting a taste of his own medicine is hilarious.

[@Aethuviel]

@@SorcererKing94 "His own"? So because two of the great houses practiced slavery (Telvanni and Dres), every single Dunmer in all of Tamriel is responsible? It's the same logic as blaming Swedish people for slavery in 18th century America.

[@SorcererKing94]

@@Aethuviel Yes, because Dunmer did support to uphold the institution of slavery, even the common people, who did not own any slaves. House Redoran who did not own any slaves still supported it because "muh tradition" and opposed the Empire's abolistionist movement. The whole reason Dunmer in Morrowind hated the Empire was because the latter was infringing on Dunmer "traditions"; traditions such as slavery. Nice Strawman. Swedish people don't support or defend slavery today, unlike the Dunmer who do.

[@rdrrr]

@@SorcererKing94 No the Dunmer hated the Empire because having foreigners take over your country, tax you, use that tax money to occupy your country and force foreign laws on you tends to make you unpopular regardless of who you do it to Or do you think imperialism is justifiable if your culture is "better"? Bet you loved the global war on terror, then. Show those hajjis who's boss! Starbucks, Big Macs and NASCAR for all - or else!

[@subtractahandletocontinue]

​@@SorcererKing94Boo-hoo nigga, dunmer on top ☝️🥇

[@wenterinfaer1656]

And when he arrives in Soul Cairn, he'll be telling everyone he was just minding his business.

[@tasbard8545]

Every time I play as Nord, I just love assuming they are actually trying to draw my attention to a nearby puppy. "NORD! LOOK! DOG!" Like, so exciting is the very prospect of seeing a dog to this man, that he forgets how to language.

[@silentshadow9983]

By far the most wholesome Skyrim comment I have seen in a long time. Thank you my friend, for this did put a smile on my face.

[@jonquilgemstone]

Thalmor: *sees Barbas* "Nord! Dog!" *feeds doggo the hand of a nearby Talos worshipper*

[@daskebabibnahmedal-kohol8119]

Ironically sounds realistic to how the average language proficiency of Nords are.

[@allicide166]

Funny how the bosmer are not true elves, yet they are the only remaining race of ancient elves on tamriel. The AlTmer descended from the AlDmer, the Orcs and Dark elves came from different groups of Chimer, the dwarves are extinct, and finding an intelligent, non devolved snow elf is about as likely as needle in a haystack. But the Bosmer have been around in Tamriellic history since before the Altmer (at least from the in-game histories I've observed, so correct me if I'm wrong) So, the Thalmor can eat a bag of Sload Poo!

[@Sara3346]

You can't expect racists to make sense, surely.

[@allicide166]

@@Sara3346 A fair point.

[@bloodangel19]

Much like the real life nazis, the elf nazis are full of shit

[@Kazuhira2249]

dark elves were just "blessed" by azura only thing that makes them different from the chimer is that they have grey skin instead of gold and their eyes are red theyre basically chimer recolored which in turn they stopped worshipping azura and started worshipping the tribunal for some time its not like orcs who became that way because trinimac was shit out by boethia they didnt lose any of their capabilities

[@oatmeal3013]

@@str33t3r except we don't actually know that. it's supposedly not confirmed that they disappeared all at once or died slowly over time. for all intents and purposes, they are extinct [save for one] until further notice.

[@nativemerc]

1:27 bro can be in a metal band with that line

[@lm9029]

I love how they are just standing in front of him soaking it in. It makes me imagen that everyone stand in line for their turn to be insulted by Thalmor

[@KiwiLombax15]

"Bro I'm literally just out for a walk, what's your problem?"

[@frostwolf8994]

Dark Elf’s and Argonian’s may not like each other… But I’m pretty sure they could put aside their differences to put a Thalmor firmly in their place.

[@wolfman210]

EbonHeart Pact in a nutshell.

[@NCRVeteranRanger]

@@wolfman210 The most based faction of the three.

[@FranciumBoron]

Balamus and Archer kicking ass!

[@nalrashido]

Argonians are *much* higher on the farmtool status than the racially inferior cat people.

[@astrotravelin2166]

Imperials and Stormcloaks too probably. Just about every race would want their hits in.

[@AlexiosTheWitchBoy]

Thalmor: Redguard: Come on, say it. Say it, I dare you.

[@thesewergang2064]

W pfp

[@chattambadeboii7791]

Thalamor: N'wah

[@demongrave6666]

Trans rights are human rights!

[@maosama3695]

Are redguards human? Unlike the imperials and breton who have common ancestors the redguard came from another continent.

[@zenokazuya5882]

"SAY IT. 👳🏾‍♂️😡"

[@guilhermegouvea1994]

It's rare to find such disgusting characters, I think I'm gonna enter the game just to destroy everyone inside the embassy 😂

[@teleportedbreadfor3days]

The Second Great War mod makes Thalmor ass-kicking even more worthwhile

[@GnosticAtheist]

I find them mostly morally correct. That is the actual plan of the Thalmor. These grunts you encounter are feed some BS to make them spread fear and conflict. It is true that they believe it, so in that respect they are pretty disgusting, but the Thalmor are genius level plot masters. They want you to hate them.

[@antonvlasov2092]

BatChest

[@kushablazin849]

How is this task not arbitrarily instated as your first main quest? These lanky long ear-lobed fools are just begging for the headsman's axe when you first see them in the intro scene. Main quest 2: Kill all the reptilians.

[@maxwhite8616]

Guys there is a mod called assult of summerset isle its basically a thalmor genocide party

[@staycold547]

I would absolutly love to FUS RO DAH whole Thalmor ambasady from the cloff of the high mountain

[@chadharger9323]

After killing everyone that's allowed to be killed, I do that to anything that's not nailed down like what's on tables and bookshelves. Doesn't impact the game in any way but it does feel cathartic. . .I also do that to Delphine whenever she finishes talking and it's time to move on. . .just don't do it when you're on Riverwood streets like when starting the quest to Kynesgrove. Hitting civilians with that shout is the fastest way to turn them hostile.

[@melonmode4128]

In lore, the shouts of the masters of the Thu'um was able to blow down walls like a stack of cards. And a Dragonborn would be much more powerful. If the game were fully lore accurate, you would definitely be able to shout the entire embassy into the Sea of Ghosts.

[@Tragedous]

If you let The thalmor stay at the meeting in hrothgar you can shout them off the biggest mountain in the world when it ends

[@XDrakePhoenixX]

Cloff?

[@chadharger9323]

@@Tragedous Her and Delphine.

[@jinxmono5814]

Dunmer: "Im gonna summon the spirit of your mom and take her out for some sweetrolls tonight, s'wit"

[@nicodemusedwards6931]

The way I’ve played Elder Scrolls, every important hero has been an Argonian. Culture doesn’t matter, nobody knows why. Lizards just have a habit of saving the world.

[@dragonlorddrogoth8123]

Even cold wastelands require reptilian heroes, whats more dragonborn than a lizardman speaking draconic?

[@nicodemusedwards6931]

@@dragonlorddrogoth8123 That was my logic when I first played Skyrim and didn’t know the lore. “Argonians look like lizards. So obviously the Dragonborn would be Argonian!”

[@ErnolDawnbringer]

gecko mode on

[@nalrashido]

The Argonians should enact the Great Purge as none of the other races of Tamriel are part of the Great Plan.

[@sirfrancis8732]

Boa tarde, amigos!

[@Monkechnology]

0:13 Listen up N'wah, you better run or i swear on Azura I'll have a Dagoth moment

[@justin2308]

Thalmor when he sees an Orc: *One insult* Thalmor when he sees a Nord: *ENTIRE DISS TRACK*

[@KiwiLombax15]

He only had time to get one insult out at the orc before he wound up eating his dinner with a straw the rest of his life.

[@Link12bb1]

I love that he is scared to insult the wood elf like he does the others lol

[@Malgorn]

I don't really know the lore. Did the Wood Elves mess the Altmer up in the past?

[@Link12bb1]

@@Malgorn they are cannibals edit: to be clear, the green pact wood elves defend the forest and eat only meat with belief that meat should never be wasted, that includes people.

[@deerspirit7560]

Bosmer are quick to cannibalize, He's scared he will literally get his ass eaten

[@rannenw6207]

@@Malgorn They do routinely go on purges in Valenwood. but not without causalities.

[@vfrmtheo300]

He straight up calls him a pathetic excuse for an elf what are you talking about

[@jongas27]

>REDGUARD REACTION Sweats profusely

[@Zso-VIII]

It's why they grouped the human responses into one.

[@AidanDaGreat]

In Elder Scrolls 6, I want some Thalmor to comment on how devastating Skyrim was to their numbers, seeing as we all killed them all the first chance we could.

[@walterthemighty7549]

The Thalmor agent having apparently never seen an argonian's tail before is weirdly wholesome.

[@mickyflint]

In eso theirs a not where their version of the aldmeri Dominion basically has racial sensitivity training. Things like not asking about certian green pact traditions unless you want to be treated to a certian type of meal, not touching khajit tails without permission and things like that.

[@walterthemighty7549]

@@mickyflint YO WHAT WHERE CAN I FIND THIS

[@mickyflint]

@@walterthemighty7549 in one of the dominions starting areas. Thalmor Diplomatic Corps Notice A Thalmor guide on etiquette when interacting with Khajiiti and Wood Elf allies Regarding our friends, the Khajiit: Do NOT refer to them as "Cats." Do NOT serve them food intended for pet cats. If you own a pet cat, do NOT call Khajiiti by your cat's name. Do NOT attempt to grab their tail-unless permission is granted. Regarding our friends, the Wood Elves: Do NOT ask the Wood Elves about adding vegetables to their recipes. Do NOT cut down a tree in front of a Wood Elf. Do NOT ask how Wood Elf flesh tastes. Do NOT ask how to cook a Khajiit. Our newfound friends in the Dominion stand beside you as comrades in arms and they deserve a measure of respect. Please speak to your local Thalmor representative if further clarification is required. en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Thalmor_Diplomatic_Corps_Notice uesp has a bunch of articles on different races, cultures, magics, even different races cuisines, holidays, and music.

[@LovleyLemonade]

The Wood Elf being short one is funny because its what they say when you try to disguise yourself as Thalmor.

[@dragon19954]

Thalmor: *Threatens Argonian to be carved into boots* Argonian: *Smirks in Thalmor slaying war machines*

[@vitriolicangst1621]

Me: (modded Akaviri race) Thalmor: What in Oblivion are you? 😂

[@Blackstonelegion]

Me:(Modded Dremora Race) Thalmor:(Thalmor has left the chat)

[@thecatjall7848]

Me a Lilmothiit: [amusement foxy noises]

[@snowfiend32]

cries in modded snow elf

[@seriousdraw]

@@thecatjall7848 How's the Black Marsh treating you?

[@Infidi]

Me: (modded moe dragon race) Thalmor: ...I think the universe just CTDed

[@AlmyTheAlien]

Thalmor: "Flee from my sight, Dunmer." Dunmer: "I'm gonna say the n'wah'd."

[@emilydefrances5981]

I wondered why I’d never noticed this dialogue and it’s because I don’t usually let them talk 😂 I’m stealthy and have a shoot on site policy for Thalmor.

[@Illitha]

Ive never heard em over the sound of my shouting

[@AnonYmous-mc5zx]

"You're a diagrace to the altmer, I should kill you on principle." > immediate flashback to deep seeded memory of this interraction causing 3 forest fires and a 2000 gold bounty in The Pale.

[@LucasRP_27]

My orc heavy armor warrior: who do you think you are?

[@steventalvinzvestal420]

If there was a Redgaurd in this video the thalmor would be dropping the hard Rs all over.

[@captainnoob4]

For the any human part, it made me wish their was a mod that gave the thalmor Invader Zim's voice.

[@weasel003gaming7]

Thalmor: "NORD BEAST! BOTH YOUR LIFE AND LANDS ARE NOW FORFEIT!" My Nord Dovahkiin, who recently became Emperor of Tamriel and successfully defeated the fucking Numidium: "Be glad they won't remember you in the history books..."

[@the36lessons11]

Thalmor: _"Go back to Pooptown you filthy poop-person!"_ Orc: _"Well I wasn't gonna rip your arms off, but now I just gotta ...Words do hurt, ya know?"_

[@Invictus1293]

I laughed really hard at this, made my day thank you

[@SSPObeserver]

I usually try to play other races, but then I remember the Thalmor and instantly change to a Pelinal Whitestrake build to remind them what happens when they step out of line.

[@danielthompson392]

One of the reasons my DB is a Redguard most times You can talk shit to me when you can properly conquer the desert

[@mrckapm2241]

Remember: you are morally obligated to slaughter any and all Thalmor the moment you set eyes on them

[@rdrrr]

Wuuthrad literally has a soyjak elf on it

[@SuperNormalMan]

The more the Thalmor insist that they're superior, the more pathetic they seem. They're absolutely mental if they think they can conquer Skyrim with dragons running amok.

[@Father893]

The Thalmor think they can enslave the whole entire human race when in reality there is more human races than elven races. So basically the Thalmor would be outnumbered. I would love for them to try only to get their asses kicked by Nords, Redguards, Imperial, Orcs, khajits and all other races they consider inferior. Sounds like what hitler would do because the Thalmor are Basically Nazis in a way for wanting to exterminating or enslaving inferior races but in the end the summerset isles would end up being occupied by the Empire

[@darcys842]

To be fair if the dovahdick wasn't running around eating dragon souls the next best group for fighting then would probably be the thalmor. Their magic is the best of any race and can counter the dragons flight. Of course that doesn't matter cause Alduin can resurrect them anyways, but outside of the dragon born they are really the only people who stand a chance against the dragons

[@SuperNormalMan]

@@darcys842 It's too bad the Thalmor are too busy feeling superior to all the other races (Spoiler: They're not.), otherwise, I'd agree.

[@FerretCuddles]

Hello reddit.

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

@@darcys842 Well that is in Skyrim specifically, over at Blackmarsh The Hist can just modify argonians to counter dragons and win

[@MyDogDoingStuffIG]

This is why, even if am an imperial soldier, I will always burn, electrify, freeze, stab, (5 hours later), or fist any Thalmor I come across, then eat them.

[@Berserker3624]

Based imperial soldier, when the second war breaks out you’ll be hero or a martyr

[@drivernephisson7034]

I use the Hunterborn mod to skin them and turn them into cloaks.

[@that_one_helljumper]

I love killing Thalmor while also being on the imperial side

[@thecatjall7848]

They are very useful to get some werewolf perk too

[@zSTALKn]

@@that_one_helljumper Didn’t Tulius say something about rebelling against the thalmor at or sometime past the end of the imperial quest arc?

[@MechaKaiser]

Y'know, this reminds me of a Thalmor High Elf who I bumped into one day when passing through Rorikstead, he also insulted me for even breathing the same air he did. I decided to let it go, maybe he was having a bad day. Strangely, the next time I saw him, he was found dead near Broken Fang Cave with multiple stab wounds, burn marks, and a severed head. Man, I'd hate to be whoever pissed him off...

[@bidoofenshmirtz]

What if you're a high elf wearing Thalmor clothes?

[@mehlessmidori602]

Prolly the same thing. Sucks they have no respect for their own kind.

[@Stryder45]

I know they treat you as a friendly until you get close enough. I love walking around the Embassy in full Thalmor Robed attire. Them just going "Come here! Let me get a good look at you!"

[@bidoofenshmirtz]

@@Stryder45 Is it the same thing outside the embassy?

[@Stryder45]

@@bidoofenshmirtz Dunno never tried before or after the party. Also if you are detected while wearing the Thalmor gear and are invisible the reaction is the same with most races, I haven't tried all.

[@YourWaywardDestiny]

​@@bidoofenshmirtz They react like you're any other rando; two questions then it's time to start blastin'. That's when I think you get lines like "you're a disgrace" for the specific racial insults that can be thrown out, but they don't have anything special for trying to impersonate a Thalmor operative out in the wild.

[@Polomance862]

Surprising that they managed to make the Thalmor detestable to everyone, including High Elf players. You'd think they'd be more lenient to their allied races of Khajiit, High Elves, and Wood Elves.

[@Zamtrios245]

I thought the Thalmor were high elves? Or do they constantly do the "no true scotsman" thing?

[@timtaylor9298]

@@Zamtrios245 They definitely do the "no true scotsman" thing. The thalmor are nazis compared to High Elves being Germans in this sense.

[@digitaldevil696]

They aren't allied races, more like annexed/enslaved ones

[@Arbaaltheundefeated]

"Allied"...

[@Arbaaltheundefeated]

@@Zamtrios245 Well, the Thalmor are technically a political faction that took power in the Summerset Isles, very much like a certain political party in Germany back in the 1930's... So Thalmor are High Elves, but not all High Elves are Thalmor, just technically under their rule. And like most fanatic groups that achieve significant power, they are ruthless to anyone who are not part of their clique.

[@topramen5344]

My favorite thalmor shout is “you are but a dog and I am your master!” Me and my brother sometimes just yell that to each other

[@qmto]

Thalmor needs his eyes checked if he couldn’t spot an Argonian until noticing he has a tail lol.

[@Raphie009]

"Soon, all Nords will be thralls to the Thalmor." This sentence has a poetic cadence. I love it.

[@Happyclownman]

"Soon, all Nords will be Thalls to the Thralmor.... goddamnit."

[@CyarSkirata]

"Say, would you be willing to help me sharpen this here sword? It's been getting rather dull, and I'd *hate* to cause people any *undue* suffering."

[@DanteD84]

See, this is why you can kill every Thalmor you see in the game and not feel bad

[@sirfanatical8763]

Thalmor being rude to their own race says all about them

[@RachmatRL]

They literally blew up a refugee quarters filled with altmer refugees.

[@toontown9854]

not the red guards lol

[@Veldazandtea]

It makes perfect sense actually. Imagine you're in a war and you see your own people in enemy ranks. Is it close minded and narrow minded thinking? Yes. But it is how most people think. More so in a cold war. Which is the case with the Thalmor and the empire. It's like how we had our own real life cold war.

[@sirfanatical8763]

@@Veldazandtea Hmmm, I did come across the books of "rising threat", which described the thalmor deposing altmer kings and cracking down on fellow mer. Many fled to tamriel, so I guess you got a good point.

[@condedooku9750]

@@sirfanatical8763 Yes, the Thalmor are like the equivalent of the Nazi Party in Germany and if you choose a High Elf as your protagonist it is as if you were an anti-Fascist German, of course they hate you! To them you are a dirty traitor.

[@xXJaneRoseXx]

I love how most of the lines are threatening, and then there’s just “seems a bit short”.

[@speedymunchlax5733]

The silence makes this pretty funny, it's like he lost his mind, started yelling at random passersby and they don't really respond out of pity.

[@escanor8087]

Me: *plays a Snow Elf* Thalmor: What, do you not get out in the sun enough traitor?

[@Snowie7826]

Thalmor agents walking around like this in hostile territory as if a gang of nords wouldn't just fold them like cardboard

[@Donknowww]

They're to arrogant to use common sense.

[@Donknowww]

And i say that as an Altmer Player/Fan.

[@bb-anon6746]

Do you know if Ysolda has a unique response to you buying the wedding ring in A Night to Remember if you are already married to her? If not, could you do a vid on it?

[@seventyfourty]

I've done that, she congratulates you on your marriage to the blushing bride as usual, not even giving a damn you now have another woman in your life besides her

[@goatslayer3160]

@@seventyfourty As long she gets paid she doesn't care, she's on that sigma grindset.

[@ciaranmck4469]

​@@goatslayer3160 truest comment I've ever seen can someone get this put in a frame

[@reshonedwards7729]

Loved when he went off on the argonian the only race to literally invade the oblivion gates en masse

[@Idiodyssey87]

He seems nice

[@KingCrazyman2011]

This video was only missing one thing, an ending where you slice and dice the Thalmor. 😎

[@RXdash78]

Thalmor threatening argonians is pretty rich. Those dudes invaded oblivion.

[@Tomha]

Thalmor: Look at this filth! Vampire: Juice! Werewolf: Happy Meal!

[@mickyflint]

im imagining a vampire and werewolf group opening a series of food stalls based off thalmr. the werewolfs cook the meat and the vamps bottle and chill the blood.

[@KopperNeoman]

Don't even need any werewolves, just some sufficiently devout Bosmer.

[@TheImaggine]

Alright, i guess my next run will be about killing every thalmor i see, for the 45th time

[@Lowertoaster55]

Insults orc Orc: sorry I couldn’t hear you over you skull cracking between my hands

[@christopherstaley406]

I would like to see a playable snow elf(ancient falmer) character race

[@timtaylor9298]

It's possible through mods, but in a canon sense it would require some serious story work.

[@TheTrueWheatley]

​@@timtaylor9298 Not really, the Falmer we meet in Dawnguard (I forgot his name) says that they're may be some small groups of Falmer that are in hiding.

[@timtaylor9298]

@@TheTrueWheatley Gelebor is his name. And it is entirely possible. It's also entirely possible that the betrayed aren't too far gone. We have lore evidence of entire races being transformed by gods. It would just require some writing to explain by what means they're back.

[@BaldianOfIbelin]

​@@TheTrueWheatleyYes, but why would everyone treat someone normal who is from a species so ancient that it was thought they were extinct before the age of dragons?

[@bruhgod123]

@@TheTrueWheatley Wait there's a live ancient Falmer in Dawnguard?

[@WakkasLove]

The Altmer voice actor is so good at his job. I absolutely loathe the Thalmor, and the way he makes his disgust known for anyone not a Thalmor is a big part of the immersion for me.

[@rdxredrock]

Thalmor: Breathing. Me: Cowabunga it is.

[@spicyhat2705]

Absolutely me for remembering such Thalmor lines from when I was a teenager again in 2012

[@TheWanderingAngel]

I like how he couldn't tell it was an Argonian until he saw the tail.

[@Diamond_Doodles]

They obviously have a preferred race when it comes to amount of voice lines XD

[@titanayrum]

Thalmor voice actor did a great job

[@necionatah9588]

Bro really has it out for the nords

[@the_myco_dad]

*sees redguard* “H-hello, human.” *starts pacing quicker*

[@_Soundwave_Superior]

On Reddit, someone once said that a Thalmor told his Redguard character to basically make things outta tundra cotton. I never laughed so hard in my life.

[@_Soundwave_Superior]

@BaneOfPhillipBurnell kratos?

[@DaBlackX]

He made that up, since Tundra Cotton has nothing to do with Redguards. Since Redguards aren't FROM the tundra. He was just trying to force being racist/"muh edge!" but in a lame and hamfisted way that doesn't work with the lore.

[@_Soundwave_Superior]

@@DaBlackX 👍

[@cultofhampter]

"Dude, i swear im not racist" Bro after a few drinks: