Times People Shared Their Unfiltered Thoughts And It Resulted In These Chaotic Tweets

Times People Shared Their Unfiltered Thoughts And It Resulted In These Chaotic Tweets
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[@Microwave2222]

hi :)

[@K4499-p4h]

Hi :)

[@gharenuk7961]

Hi

[@pinklightning6520]

Hi

[@Microwave2222]

that was quick lol

[@shainacormier4892]

Hi!

[@grasshopper1292]

Never, ever under any circumstances question why someone hasn't had children. It's none of your damn business and may just be the most hurtful question you could ever ask someone

[@Tricia_K]

Being asked if I have kids, when I lost my only (young) child 15 years ago, can get pretty awkward sometimes!

[@grasshopper1292]

@@Tricia_K 💔❤️

[@ink3539]

@@Tricia_K Wow.. I hope you're doing ok, it must be real complex to deal with such questions...

[@megs8654]

That feeling when u (yea, gonna talk bout myself) play big bad and rock hard to hide ur feelings, but someone hits u with question like "when u gonna have kids bro" (after accident with car I'm not fertil)

[@jacquejac1840]

An older co-worker used to ask the question about every month or so. I have a genetic disorder, & he somehow kept forgetting that fact & the awkwardness surrounding those types of questions.

[@ER-uy7ct]

OMG I totally feel for the lady stating that she had 7 miscarriages. I am 37 and I have had multiple miscarriages as well. To the point of being hospitalized from hemorrhaging. When people ask if I have kids I say no. I the. "TaHE LOOK", followed by, "Well, you better before it's too late." Yes, PLEASE remind me of that. Thank you for reminding me of my "failure" to procreate. I will just have to learn how to be happy without them. Two thumbs up.

[@mquietsch6736]

That's horrible. I am really, really sorry for you and furious at all those thoughtless idiots who think a woman's first purpose is to procreate. Worse, who don't only think so but even say so loudly. Damn them!

[@doloreslehmann8628]

@@mquietsch6736 Yeah, and not only do they thing a woman's first purpose is to procreate, but it never enters their mind if a woman who doesn't procreate could probably have any different reasons than just "I don't wanna."

[@doloreslehmann8628]

Think, I mean. Not "thing".

[@alexisventura7191]

And you can adopt if you ever want children later on. The "classic" way to have children isn't the only possibility.

[@Macmumoz]

@Franky Sping how about people stop saying shit like that in the first place. Its no ones business why you have or haven't had kids.

[@littleflor2975]

My best friend is in a wheelchair. We often get asked if we are sisters and we say yes. Then they all what happened to her and we look at each other shaking our heads " circus life was so difficult"... " What happened to Bojangles the elephant was worse" .. then the person just looks confused and doesn't pry anymore

[@adellaeltantawy9345]

The Kale joke was the best and I've never watched the Kardashian's either and still , I thrive! All very funny actually.😂👏👏👏

[@kkaubela]

Me neithet😎

[@adellaeltantawy9345]

The simple jokes are the funniest.👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂

[@maddieschoepf9261]

100% agree😂

[@priscillamoore5736]

Agreed. I've also NEVER watched any of the "Survivor" episodes, and I'm rather proud of that fact.

[@Queina1]

Yea I've never watched a single episode either and I'm just so dang happy about that.

[@Kkubey]

About the "I have an appointment at 4 pm so I cannot do anything all day" one at 3:33 ... I feel this too much. Also because I am doing that right now.

[@sunshineinspace6207]

Same.. And I honestly don't even bother feeling ashamed for it anymore.

[@josepherhardt164]

Exactly. An appointment in a day ruins the whole freakin' day.

[@stevenwilson879]

@@josepherhardt164 Followed by two days of " I already did something this week".

[@dmcloren]

Me too, I boldly made an appointment for a haircut at 2 pm today, so I am resting up 😌😖

[@jennybeanSMC]

It's no one's business why someone doesn't have kids. I don't know why it bothers some people so much. I'm 32 still trying for my first and can't help but feel judged by others sometimes.

[@xo2quilt]

Two daughters both told they would never have children by doctors...I now have three grandsons from the two of them that are proof the miracles do happen. Praying you get what you want...trying unsuccessfully for years is hard!

[@doloreslehmann8628]

Well, my sister-in-law had two miscarriages, she was already on the list for an adoption because she thought there was no way of getting pregnant, and now she has 4 beautiful kids, all self-made without any help from doctors or anything. You never know. But then you have the fact that people will judge you for not having kids, and then they will judge you for having so many. It's insane.

[@Sluppie]

I'm 36 with no kids and I also feel judged by it. It's literally no one else's business if I have kids or not.

[@xo2quilt]

@@Sluppie Absolutely right!! My daughter got her tubes tied before she was 30 because she didn't want kids. Whatever works for you is your business!

[@testerwulf3357]

@@xo2quilt Getting your tubes tied is so hard! Most doctors think they every women has to have kids so typically they won’t do it for you. It’s disgusting. I want to get something done for myself like getting my tubes tied but know a doctor will say no as I’m “too young and kidless”..I’m between 24-19, but absolutely do not want kids! I hate babies, I’m absolutely horrified of birth (I have a phobia of pain+don’t wanna die), so even if I did I’d adopt

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

I love the "chemistry" one at 2:35!! Everyone assumes that just because I'm a woman, any guy I hang out with - for any reason - is a lover or potential lover. Dude, my workplace is literally 95% guys (Fire/EMS)! You think that just MAYBE I'm allowed to keep my legs shut and have a platonic relationship with the guys? Crazy concept, I know.

[@scottdavie7057]

Yep, straight society is so weird. -a pansexual who must not be able to have friends

[@Roadent1241]

@@scottdavie7057 I would've said allo society in general but eh, I'm not allo, what do I know? I get looked at wierdly when I say "Maybe they're just friends, or even family, duh."

[@adriashep]

I had a male friend when I was a kid that never showed up to my birthday parties. It's because his older brother and stepdad made fun of him for having a female friend.

[@jacklow9611]

I'd never really thought about it before, but it just struck me why more men aren't asked why they haven't had any children by a certain age, because I know a woman can't produce a child without some help. I do get you about a man and woman in a purely platonic relationship often being assumed to be lovers or married, because I'm disabled without a car, and the woman who gives me rides to appointments and to buy groceries is always mentioning to her that they think we're a "couple", but no one ever says anything to me.

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

@@jacklow9611 I think with guys, it's more "When are you gonna find a nice girl and settle down?" Or the dreaded "When are you going to give me grandbabies?!" But for the most part, women are expected to WANT to be domestic, to have a husband and birth/raise babies, so the assumption in the question is always "when", not "if". Whereas guys... well, yall have a completely different expectation for how you want to be. People annoy me...

[@louisejohnson6767]

When I was 30, I found my dad in his bed, dead at 67. It was devastating, absolutely devastating. Wow, I'm 60 now, and writing those first two sentences made my heart pound and to feel a knot in my stomach. Back to my experience. I had to go to the store for some essentials, I'm in produce and this moron walks up to me and says, "Come on, you'd be even prettier if you smiled!" My heart is racing again, it still makes my blood boil! I had no intention of telling this sexist ass anything about my life, plus I knew I'd cry if I spoke the truth. I looked at him and said very as calmly as I could "How do you know that I wasn't just told I have cancer?" Any other time I would have enjoyed the looked on his face, but at least I know he never asked that stupid fucking question of any other woman for the rest of life. Please never say that to any woman, ever. It was polled as the number one most hated thing that men say to women. Granted, that was a few years ago. If today's social media is any indication, that number one spot may have something completely different now, lol.

[@doloreslehmann8628]

My husband and I got married during his chemotherapy, so he was wearing a wig for the occation. The week after the party, we returned to the location to settle the invoice. My husband wasn't wearing his wig, and the owner asked him: "What the heck have you done to your hair!" We didn't tell her to not make her feel uncomfortable.

[@fionaeckert4556]

Spontaneous answer from me would have been "lost a bet". But I totally understand why you don't go into detail.

[@doloreslehmann8628]

@@fionaeckert4556 Now that would have been great! If only we thought of it!

[@fionaeckert4556]

@@doloreslehmann8628 I hope you don't need spontaneous answers like this anymore and your husband is well.

[@doloreslehmann8628]

@@fionaeckert4556 Thank you very much for your kind comment! Yes, he's well, we have 3 lovely daughters and are only 4 years away from silver anniversary!

[@fionaeckert4556]

@@doloreslehmann8628 congratulations for passing the 20th. Go for gold. 😊🍀

[@spikebrannigan]

The one about the Addams Family at 2:53 left out 1 VERY important detail: THIS family knows ways to have fun and enjoy themselves that NO other family ever even heard of!!!!!

[@jacklow9611]

Or would even consider, although, growing up, I felt more comfortable with the Addams Family than with the Brady or the Partridge families.

[@Kayenne54]

2:31 that's an extremely valid point. Especially when you are job hunting, and see certain employers always advertising for new victi...er, employees.

[@adiposeNarnian]

I applied for a job at the hospital where my father works and a month later they told him - not me, him - that they lost my application. Please go to this link and fill it out again. You lost it. How about you just give me an interview? Like you won't have the past history to know if I'm a good employee, but I'll be more likely to think you're a half decent employer.

[@keanosteve-o1491]

@@adiposeNarnian Seem like Employers and managers likes to play games. Felt like I did so many damn applications and two interviews and one was too high class that's why they didn't hired me on how "trashy" I dressed, even though the ridiculous uniform their workers wear isn't high class neither. And the other one I'm still waiting for their damn response. Ugh, finding a job is hard and yet they wanna be so damn picky on who the fuck to hire. There's a lot of hiring signs and yet they're still up, maybe some people are too lazy to work OR THEY WANNA BE FUCKING PICKY ON WHO TO HIRE! Also, this Amazon place was having trouble with getting my application through but every time I try calling the manager or whoever works there they don't answer no matter what time it is. My dad gave me his boss's number and yet she doesn't want to pick up the damn phone. Geez, I wonder why there are so many bank robberies that happen? 🤔 I'm not saying I will do it, but it's just a realization on why people rob places. And yet parents or adults say it's so easy to get a job. Well, not in the part of Florida I am living in it's that easy. But I try on not giving up, but it's frustrating for sure.

[@keanosteve-o1491]

@@adiposeNarnian Forgot to ask did you got the job at that Hospital? Or are you working in another one? I know it's none of my business but I wanna know. It's ok if you say no, obviously.

[@adiposeNarnian]

@@keanosteve-o1491 to my absolute surprise, they eventually refound my application and offered me the job! I still haven't had orientation. Thanks for asking!

[@keanosteve-o1491]

@@adiposeNarnian Good for you! I'm glad you got refounded. What's orientation? Also, welcome for asking.

[@helenbontje15]

I'm with Scott never watched an episode & never will

[@carolroberts4614]

Same here!

[@-DumpsterFire]

i had never even heard of it until now

[@Sharon-pb7so]

Me either!!

[@nuttibuddy]

I don't think we have missed a anything!!

[@petergaskin1811]

Question from England: who on earth are the Kardashians?

[@-cherry-6091]

"maybe you're supposed to open up a taco truck together" 😂😂😂 Loved this

[@cijmo]

5:21 so true. One of the ladies I work with told us that she got her lazy son up and got him dressed and locked him out of the house so that he could distribute resumes. Her son is lazy and needed motivation but she thought he would walk around handing paper to people? Still happens a bit but we told her that THAT'S not how you apply for jobs anymore.

[@scottdavie7057]

Yup, when I lived in a group home we were supposed to be out of the house during the day, and the wi-fi was turned off until evening. My terms when I started living there was that I was job hunting, but most places I went to wouldn't accept resumes in person, and you had to apply online. I ended up going to the library with my laptop most days.

[@wendyschutze2818]

I STAND WITH THE NACHO PERSON!

[@Sluppie]

Wider plates! Better coverage!

[@fostermomjudy6962]

YES!!

[@Mark73]

Not exactly sure what they're talking about. All the nacho plates I've seen were wide.

[@priscillamoore5736]

*1:50* Yup, total strangers can be SO rude to pregnant women. They also feel they have to tell you all sorts of horror stories about other women having difficulties in their pregnancies and/or the birth. I mean, WTH?!? Are they listening to themselves? Talk about rude and clueless.

[@Icewind007]

Basically how men are always treated. Is it too far a stretch to have it extend back to you?

[@testerwulf3357]

@@Icewind007 How about we don’t do it to ANYONE?? Just because it happens to men doesn’t mean you have to do it to random women..a lot of women are actually supportive of men, freaking one of them out does nothing for you except make you a giant asshole. Pregnancy and birth are very risky, it’s best not be told you could legit die or have it be for nothing as your kid could die leaving you sterile or something.

[@priscillamoore5736]

@@Icewind007 - Most of the time I've noticed this it's been women telling pregnant women horror stories. As far as rudeness RE: pregnant women, one of the things that angers me is when people (sometimes total strangers) touch a pregnant woman's belly. I personally think anyone other than your spouse (including family members) should ask permission before touching you this way.

[@ThePinkBinks]

Icewind007 Men are never treated like that while they’re pregnant.

[@ThePinkBinks]

Yep. When I was pregnant I was told all sorts of horror stories that made me sick from laughing mothers. Joke’s on them. All I ended up with was miscarriages and a hysterectomy. I bet they feel like comedy geniuses.

[@Divadtube]

"being poor or a minority literally destroys your health on a molecular level" Yeah, amen to this, been there, and seen it over and over in my life. The rub is wracking up any medical debt only makes it worse and not better as your more stressed about the debt and more poor.

[@zellafae]

Stress wrecks a persons health

[@priscillamoore5736]

@ Divadtube - Lemme guess, you live in the U.S... I'm very sorry to hear about your troubles. It infuriates me that people who have financial difficulties are demonized, while the ultra rich pay a pittance in taxes. Sorry, everyone. I didn't mean to turn it into a rant.

[@PilpelAvital]

3:05 that's the point - Addams (the author) was parodying the American family by showing the exact opposite family would in fact be healthier in many ways.

[@Roadent1241]

Very interesting.

[@Cerinaya]

I laughed so hard at the guy asking if the kid on a leash was a rescue.

[@shannonbrice8012]

my child should have been on a leash when she was small....but alas I just had to parent her instead!

[@alfnoakes392]

Me too, saving that one to use when out. A couple that are good to say to parents of badly-behaving kids at the supermarket (before briskly walking away) are "Have you considered exorcism?" and "That's why I have cats instead of kids".

[@AmeliaEarhart537]

​@@alfnoakes392 Not all kids on leashes are ones who wander off. People also use them to help keep the child from being kidnapped.

[@francesreis5086]

My kid was FAST, and had no fear, hence the leash with the backpack. Once i replied “ I don’t know, I bought the backpack and the kid came with it!”

[@Izanuela22]

A close relative was asked two years after she had married when she finally will be pregnant and have her child. She literally had a miscarriage the day before… It was heartbreaking to watch her face while she tried to hide her feelings (because that is weirdly what women are supposed to do in our society…) Also very inappropriate when I was pregnant the first thing nearly EVERYONE asked me was „Was it an accident?? Or was it planned?“ …What????

[@catandrobbyflores]

I have to agree with the ads on first aid videos. Here's a 10 second ad that you cant skip hope someone else can do the heimlich maneuver.

[@brookedickson4118]

I know I’m two years late, but I have a fun hack. If you’re watching a KZbin video with an ad, click on a random other video and then click the little blue ‘back’ less than symbol in the corner of the screen. It’ll play the video immediately. The only thing is if you’re halfway through the video, it will start you ack at the beginning.

[@veruschkadahmer1805]

When ppl ask me why I'm childfree at 36 yo, I ask them back why would I be so selfish to bring a new innocent soul in this awful world ?!! I mean, literally ? You know what life will be like on Earth in 50 years ? It will be so terrible... Having children nowadays is freaking inconsiderate and selfish. Adopt those who are already here, instead of creating new ones...

[@sandyn3384]

👏👏👏

[@imawakemymindisalive13]

YES. ive sworn to adopt for this very reason since i was ten years old. this is so true!!!!!!!!

[@-cherry-6091]

I have really bad anxiety issue and being in my room all the time doesn't help. Seriously I'm always on my phone and it gets boring but I have nothing else to do so my anxiety gets even worse from boredom. I've learned to use my ability of overthinking to entertain myself and it's become a coping mechanism. Now whenever my anxiety acts up I make up random fanfictions in my head 😂

[@hawkfeather6802]

I do that too!

[@-cherry-6091]

@@hawkfeather6802 😂 it's really fun

[@dmcloren]

Start writing!

[@-cherry-6091]

@@dmcloren lol I can't I get bored too easily, I would just give up on every story 😂

[@ilovepancakes2545]

I always draw when I'm bored, it's relaxing ((at least, to me)(I recommend aquarel paintings without many little details, like landscapes and stuff)) and when you finish, you have the "aahh, I made this masterpiece I am an artist now!😊😊😁😁🥳🥳" kind of proudness. Or you can read books.

[@-cherry-6091]

7 miscarriages?!? Wow I feel so bad for that person that must be incredibly hard 😟

[@jessicataylor7174]

It's truly heartbreaking. I can only imagine the pain of so much loss 😢

[@nuttibuddy]

I'm so sorry for the pain you have endured from the losses AND the comments from IGNORANT self knowing people!!!!

[@-cherry-6091]

@@nuttibuddy I didn't have a miscarriage I'm 14 😐

[@Lushy-Nights]

@@-cherry-6091 I had a cousin who had a miscarriage as a teen/young adult

[@-cherry-6091]

@@Lushy-Nights my aunt has had 3 miscarriages but she was still lucky and has 4 other kids and another one is one the way

[@BionicMilkaholic]

I've heard someone at work say, "There's something wrong with a woman over 30 who hasn't had kids." Then 2 months later, she's complaining that a week after her wedding, a family member already asked when she's planning on having kids and acted disgusted at the possibility. I really wanted to point out that she is exactly the same person she is complaining about. She also said some crap about adults living with their parents. Between my friends and I, the living with parents and/or no kids at 30 applies to 90% of us.

[@bronwynreijnders7205]

I'm 33f and NO intention of having kids. Ever. Gross.

[@Sluppie]

Good on you. Screw anyone who feels entitled to tell you what to do with your body or how to live your life.

[@sachah.1526]

Same. The older I get the worse it seems to me. At this point, Id rather be paralyzed from the waist down than have one. If other people want one, that's cool, but I'd honestly rather go blind, mute, and/or deaf.

[@sandyn3384]

I'm 45 now and looking around and seeing my friends with howling, shrieking kids- I dodged a bullet. Their miserable marriages? Dodged a missile, lol. My time and money is mine, I sleep in when I want, my house is clean, I travel when I want and no, I'm not "lonely"- I have a LOT of shit to do and see. Women dont just exist for babies and men.

[@AmeliaEarhart537]

I'm a teen and I agree (my father thinks I'll want kids one day 🙄🤦‍♀️)

[@philiprice7875]

a wise man ( H.simpson) made a comment kids cost money they smell make noise and want stuff that takes away from beer time

[@lohphat]

The Uber driver had the option of escalating it to the company so that they could have sent an email to the owner of the phone so they didn't have to spend another $600 on a new phone.

[@jessicataylor7174]

IKR, that was really stupid. Who holds on to a phone for 8 months instead of just getting it back to the customer? It's not difficult!

[@priscillamoore5736]

@@jessicataylor7174 - ikr? That's what I thought, also.

[@AshMadican]

Or hand it into any police station or answer the phone when someone inevitably rings it to try to find it. Fishy as hell.

[@jacklow9611]

As many don't have a laptop, tablet or desktop, if he lost his phone, how could he get an email?

[@lsharon2175]

Oh I've had idiots ask me why I only have the one child. "Let's see...9 miscarriages, the one successful birth was 5 weeks early and I had severe preeclampsia. And was 47 at the time. Any more dumb personal questions about my reproductive life? No...okay then."

[@wendyschutze2818]

I have never watched a single episode of anything Kardashian either. 🤗

[@tastx3142]

Many of us have no desire to learn more about a woman who peddled her daughter’s sex tape into a business and has the family pay her to promote that behavior. Not a role model for daughters and don’t want sons to date those types.

[@deefee701]

I know several men who were told they "better hurry up" because they didn't have kids. And one was told "children will make you happy" while in a psych ward for trying to kill himself. Seriously, it says everything about the speaker so I think we should put it back on them immediately.

[@Kiki-cs8xv]

While I'm at the hospital literally in the middle of having a miscarriage... Nurse: Try to focus on other things. How many kids do you have? Me: o_O ... Um, none ... as of right now. God forgive me, I could have punched her.

[@kimberlyWard8152]

I would have looked away and said I saw nothing lol you should have

[@wanita82]

I'm not sure why people think if you have a uterus it's any of their business how you use it. So as a personal policy I never ask why someone doesn't have kids, or how far along a woman if she doesn't mention it first even if that kid is mere minutes away from aliening right out of her. Hell my SIL used to tell grabby granny's that she had a tumor.

[@priscillamoore5736]

wanita82 - Your SIL is brilliant.

[@Maob08]

Well, it is technically. But it then comes out, grows legas and arms, starts talking a doesn't let you sleep and we are all happy to have them.

[@jacklow9611]

@@Maob08: My mother might have had a difference of opinion on that one. She did eventually come around, but for the first few months, she was cursing my existence (I was a colicky baby).

[@stooftube]

I totally relate to the last one because looking at houses that are way way way out of your price range is way less depressing then Looking at a house that is supposed to be Realistically within reach.

[@agustinlires1706]

4:27 that... that's actually what happens, they have the instinct to build a dam

[@testerwulf3357]

It’s not really a dam though, it’s their home typically

[@survivedandthriving]

Yup. It's mostly what happens. The beavers respond to the *sound* rather than the sight of running water (they will make dams due to recorded running water noises even if no water is present. And, you're correct they have the instinct to do it.

[@survivedandthriving]

@@testerwulf3357 Beavers really do build dams that stop flowing water. They also build lodges (their homes) in the beaver ponds that form behind the dams. It's a bit confusing since beavers are so busy building stuff. :)

[@Pinkapotomus]

I’m completely and utterly behind the nachos one. Wider plates! A more even spread of toppings! Nacho eaters unite!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@w.reidripley1968]

Sharkey's serves nacho platters that way, two sizes: full order for the whole table, and half for diners who are saving room for the pizza.

[@w.reidripley1968]

And for Pete's ache, put enough lime juice in the guacamole. That goes for about everybody, not just the Ventura CA Sharkey's.

[@lilakibler2762]

6:32 The "Get Shreked" at the bottom was beautiful 🤧

[@YeahNo]

Also Channing Tatum has let himself go and now has a dad bod. 🤷‍♀️

[@nortalian549]

4:34 actually, they hear water flowing and think “absolutely not” playing sounds of running water will cause beavers to compulsively build, and I recall one scientist had the speaker itself to be built around.

[@andriaduncan5032]

Kudos to Sir Ian and all the other gay people who nowadays can live their true selves. My son knew he was gay since his teens, told us at 17 or he might have already turned 18 at that point; he's now 35, and guess what? he's still the little boy I raised and I love him dearly, and his husband is my 2nd son! 🌈💗

[@jameszabinski3558]

Most of these were profound genius, others were too lol funny and oh so true

[@cgmanning]

3:58 YES! I should not have to pay £2 a day to park at an institution that I'm already paying £9,250 a year for them to only teach me for 24 weeks of the year.

[@thesquigz616]

The person who replied to Elon musk is my fucking hero I wish I was quick as a whip like that

[@elboyd5809]

This is the absolute best KZbin channel. I enjoy every moment. Thank you.

[@cathipalmer8217]

About the woman with seven miscarriages: "You know, if she'd Just Relax, her body would stop killing her babies." "Yeah, or she could just adopt a baby and then she could Just Relax and have a Real Baby of Her Own." Grr. Don't trigger me.

[@helenbontje15]

Amen thats classic major AH comment! There are sooooo many reasons for miscarriages, when I was a child there was a woman who attened my church who lost 5 babies before they reached 1 year! 2 (twins) from birth defects that they can fix now. Im 62 so at that time they didn't really understand what SIDS was!

[@SuperMrsMar]

Oh, I HATE the whole "adoption is a cure for infertility" nonsense 😡😡. No, Karen, I have a medical condition that means that pregnancy is 100% impossible, stop trying to frame my daughter's adoption as a stepping stone towards a "real" child! 😡😡 Sorry, got a bit triggered.

[@Roadent1241]

SuperMrsMar I love that their stupid logic could also be written by me as 'Well I wear a hearing-aid in my 'hearing' ear so CLEARLY my deaf ear is no longer deaf therefore nullifying the need for the assistive device!'. Like I wish but-!

[@SuperMrsMar]

@@Roadent1241 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Roadent1241]

@@SuperMrsMar Agreed.

[@georgejones3526]

8:37 - Everything we used to do as kids is now either illegal or so over regulated that it’s nearly impossible to comply with the law.

[@Hirundo-demersalis]

The American Academy of Pediatrics condemns trampolines as evil death machines and I jumped on one as a kid all the time without incident. Playgrounds have become boring and sanitized for “safety”. What’s play without a little risk?

[@seleneyue]

@@Hirundo-demersalis but kids used to get in trampoline accidents all the time. That's why they require the being around them now? It's great that you were fine but this is a pretty easy fix

[@shannonbrice8012]

A tree that had a branch 2 feet off the ground was going to be cut because a child was climbing on it, fell out and broke their arm. This tree had been around for generations. Apparently kids that were born from the 90's on were more delicate than all other children since the beginning of time.

[@georgejones3526]

@@shannonbrice8012 I spent my entire childhood climbing trees and never once got hurt. I did wind up holding the school record in rope climbing :)

[@noneknowstheswagger]

“Why don’t I have a grandchild yet?” I don’t want to continue your bloodline.

[@carolroberts4614]

Happy anniversary Sir Ian McKellen!

[@maddiesullivan588]

7:46 As someone with Anxiety myself, this is 100% true lol

[@TheFeldhamster]

Sooo, there are actually people who ship the Queen and Bill Gates?

[@Hirundo-demersalis]

Probably, in some sick little corner of the Internet

[@priscillamoore5736]

*9:04* "If you cook your kale with coconut oil it makes it easier to scrape it into the garbage." Hahahahaha LOL

[@richard6440]

5:20 as a so called baby boomer ( although i missed it by a few years ) i had to apply for a job recently. i was smartly dressed, well groomed, polite and smiled. i presented my cv , answered their questions and asked a few of my own. by the time i drove home ( 20 mins ) my wife had a phone call offering me the job , so sure , invite me on to the show :)

[@paulcollyer801]

“..is he a rescue..” lost my dinner, and the huge guy on the next table isn’t hap..OWWW

[@emma7694]

Hot take: not all republicans are monsters. just like how not all liberals will blow a gasket at the words "I disagree."

[@raquelmyers9159]

Thank you. It always annoys me when people say "all republicans are horrible" or "all democrats are terrible" Because you shouldn't judge people based off of politics but off of character.

[@testerwulf3357]

@@raquelmyers9159 US politics are just like that..it’s incredibly toxic and a horrible way of thinking. The “united states of america” isn’t really that united

[@ianmoseley9910]

As pregnancies can be dectected earlier and earlier they have discivered that miscarriages are far more common than previously thought, estimates up to 50%

[@lindaosborne1617]

That miscarriage one was very sad. Never assume anything.

[@eryuu4016]

Hell, I'm a Republican and I *still* wear a mask.

[@Marcotc17]

Sadly, you're in the minority. I'm glad you wear your mask - you have the best chance of being safe and you are looking out for those around you.

[@eryuu4016]

@@Marcotc17 Thank you. I work in healthcare, and I know how risky not wearing one can be. My patients lives and health are at risk.

[@jessicataylor7174]

@@bedrockpanda Even using your stats that means a non-mask-wearer is 5 times more likely to be a Republican than a Democrat lol "75% of Republicans wear masks, and 95% of Democrats."

[@jessicataylor7174]

@@bedrockpanda Ah yes, you're right! My mind had jumped back to the meme! Sorry, I didn't mean to 'move the goalposts', I need more coffee lol 😄

[@wjzav1971]

I hate the fact that wearing a mask has become a matter of political alignement in the US. Like WTF, it shouldn't matter if you are the staunchest Republican or most extreme leftist, wearing a mask should be a matter of public and private health, not whom you vote for!

[@catlover7]

0:30 This is what the Pixar movie, "Soul" is trying to say. And I agree.

[@skwigelfwar]

If you ask someone why they haven’t had kids yet, that’s straight up rude.

[@philiprice7875]

why have you not had kids? well i like a good nights kip, the only arse i want to wipe is my own, i want to live in a clean and tidy house, i dont want to go to disney land and pay inflated prices to do so during school holidays, i dont want to have to watch them freak out at some TV celebs/influencors sales pitch or have to pay for 25 years of schooling

[@womanonabicycle]

Scott Gorbach, I salute you sir 👌

[@phantomvamp5]

I hate Hallmark. I can tell within 5 lines of spoken dialogue if the show that my mom is watching is a Hallmark movie, and it makes me nearly angry. "Nearly" because Hallmark is a crime against creative writing/storytelling, and it's not worth the energy to actually be that upset. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[@donnakaye2015]

OMG. That is all my mother in law watches. The other day she was watching a Christmas movie. In July. In Texas. It was 102 degrees. Apparently, Hallmark shows only Christmas movies in July. That would be painful enough to watch AT actual Christmas time.

[@toukatouka3479]

Does the nacho movement need signs? People? A location? I can get those. I can also get a psychopath, but I don't think that's necessary. How about some nachos?

[@rustythecrown9317]

Can totally relate to the dad not stopping on trips thing. You look out of the window and see that fking yellow VW go past. ''*&%($*%$%&$#*$($(^''

[@gordonx145]

thank you for making this vid . i can imagine the thousands of messages you had to read to find these gems ( ex twitterer )

[@pysankar]

You would think the Uber driver could've found some way to contact the client about the lost phone in eight months' time.

[@BloodrealmX]

I thought that, too, but then I remembered that everyone these days are idiots who put their entire lives, including banking, on their phones so they're locked up with 40 thousand different authentication measures. Unfortunately, you can't just look at someone's contacts and call a number of someone that you figure would be best able to contact the owner anymore.

[@rebeccaandzacharysepicchan4493]

8:41 yup because of you older people watching happy land is what we are stuck doing instead. Nothing wrong with that I love these videos but seriously I plan to be an environmental scientist, stop global warming and save the polar bears from the effects it brings (by it I mean global warming if you couldn’t tell) when I graduate high school (and college) but I can’t save the environment if there is no environment left to save. And I can’t save the polar bears if they are all dead so please adults don’t crush your children’s dreams of saving the environment just so you can have another Dominos or Macy’s

[@crinkly.love-stick]

4:33 the second one. Beavers naturally hate the sound of flowing water, and will instinctively pack up any dam leaks to protect their lodges. Also, beavers don't live in dams

[@banana0616]

5:28 Wow, we must have hallucinated the same thing!

[@michellelogreco3351]

Bravo! I love this channel

[@sarahprice659]

I recently took a university class that looked at the impact of war on public health. For the first part of the semester we were studying the origins/evolution of war and conflict. Emotions are not the distinctly “human” trait as was once thought. Neither is language. One thing that is totally unique to the human race? War.

[@danielleweber8914]

Unfortunately not true. I let spiders in my last apartment ( in a rural area) get out of control because the farm animals nearby caused lots of flies. The spiders ate all the flies but come winter when there was nothing to eat they turned on each other and fought and ate each other until there was no spider left.

[@sarahprice659]

@ That’s just cannibalism! Plenty of animals do that. (And some humans even not out of desperation). Organized warfare is a human thing. And damn, we are good at it!

[@patrickporter6536]

No.

[@RickJW-OSM]

(3:20) Well, 47 minutes is about what the length of an LP would be. So he could argue you got your money's worth (especially considering what passes for music nowadays). Plus you add in the overhead costs of burning that CD, the homeless guy/artist didn't really make all that much €€. Typical of the music industry. 🙄

[@mentalrebllion1270]

Ok I really really like Amber Stone’s. Yes, totally agree and it’s how I go through life. Sure I should pick out a fulfilling career path and do my best and my part in any relationship but these are part of my life, not end goals. End is death, I’m happy to find joy or contentment through out the time I have until then.

[@tastx3142]

Zuckerberg went to an Ivy League school and took the twins idea when they asked him to collaborate with them to develop a program to create a platform for students from other Ivy’s to develop friendships. The twins sued Zuckerberg and got a nice settlement. I don’t believe that Zuckerberg graduated, but dropped out instead.

[@neonswan1482]

6:42 I was playing oculus and in rl a 40 year old told me how great I looked loosing weight.. I'm under weight and 15..

[@abbienormals1669]

3:00 I grew up watching reruns of the Addams Family and the Munsters, wanting to some day have a marriage like theirs.

[@doloreslehmann8628]

This is so awesome! Those thoughts just made my day.

[@stelitanazario1481]

Not a lot of videos like this make me laugh for the most part. This one is great!! Very good pics 🤣🥰. SUBSCRIBED!

[@alicewilloughby4318]

2:32 - YES! "And they opened a taco truck together and lived happily ever after!" 2:58 - I never thought of it in quite those terms, but be golly, you're right! 3:45 - Yes! And don't forget the guacamole! 7:09 - Keep sharing this one. The world needs to know! 7:26 - I certainly do!

[@familycox232]

These are fun. Just please slow them down a tad. We're not all speed readers.

[@Roadent1241]

You can slow them down yourself manually?

[@kippen64]

The last one!!! Looking at real estate whilst having an empty bank account. I feel so owned.

[@js00065]

@2:20 yeah everyone with just a little bit of freedom of choice could benefit from this!

[@ruchikeshari4265]

3:50 I shall stand by you and raise awareness about this genius

[@Jo-yp8wy]

The most I ever paid for parking at a hospital was when I was waiting to get a check up. I was in the middle of breast cancer

[@REDFRLegend]

HUH?? There is a show about the Kardashians?! I thought they were so famous the news would just say whats going on with them this week!?

[@lesnyk255]

who are these Kardashians everyone seems to be talking about?

[@wjzav1971]

Isn't that a country at the Caspian Sea?

[@Islacrusez]

@@wjzav1971 Nah, they’re one of the hostile aliens from Star Trek

[@nizitamaruvaka2294]

0:47 This is actually a really good idea.

[@joannedixon-jackson7348]

4:14 Not only can you wear a coat, or any item of clothing, more than once, you should do so! I can’t understand people who think you should only wear it once. So wasteful!

[@OrontesRM]

I felt 5:24 so much on a personal level. Yes, please somebody greenlight that reality show

[@rickpilhorn]

Slow it down a bit. I can't read so fast when I'm this drunk at 4AM in the morning. :)

[@jessicataylor7174]

Sober you needs to teach drunk you how to use the settings to slow it down or to use pause lol 😊

[@patrickporter6536]

Not 4 am in the afternoon then?

[@terranceparsons5185]

Judging by the number of times I've seen it, there must have been several thousand people shopping in Walmart who witnessed that turkey story.

[@josepherhardt164]

2:29 I agree. Let's have the freakin' EMPLOYER cough up a few references! 2:55 "Tish! That's _French!_ "

[@valeriebilquey9691]

4:43 Basic first aid knowledge should be taught at school. Then, you would never need to loose time watching a KZbin video before saving someone's life.

[@jessicataylor7174]

It is taught in school, but it's common for people to panic in an emergency and having a video guiding them through it helps. There should never be adverts on a first aid video.

[@tastx3142]

I am an RN and did telephonic nursing. People could call which their insurance companies recommended (not required) to have their symptoms triaged and help them decide if the symptoms warranted an ER visit, urgent care visit or wait until you can see a doctor after you try some self care measures. One day a man called and calmly said that he had injured himself working with a saw and asked for advice. We had required algorithms that we used so I went down the list and after many yes answers that then had elevated the arm and applied pressure. Yes, it was still bleeding and when asked whether it was barely seeping, flowing steadily or spurting (which I felt like should be the first question). The client told me spurting and I asked how much blood as he was still calmly responding in a normal voice and was shocked when he stated, ‘about a bucket full’. 😳 It had taken several minutes to go through those questions and no sense of panic or stress in his voice and he was alone. I told him to hang up and call 911 and not to drive himself. I did a follow up call and reached him a few days later that he had severed an artery on his arm with a power saw but was doing fine after surgery. Calmest person who I ever spoke to in a true emergency situation.

[@philiprice7875]

i was taught CPR at 9yo only time i had to use it i was told by paramedics to carry on your doing that right so they could get equipment ready. felt so good

[@musicalguy9]

1:50 everyone asks me that including my sister and cousins who mostly have kids (36 is my age though)

[@JG-fe1gx]

7:26 I don't talk to myself much, but I'm pretty much constantly yelling at the TV

[@deirdresheridan8223]

Plenty of fish comment-so funny!😂

[@KelleysQuiltsandCruises]

3:47 why we make nachos on a cookie sheet.

[@hannahwalters3602]

If your reading this I hope you have a great day and know. “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” ‭‭John‬ ‭3:16‬ ‭NIV

[@Starsk25]

Lots of gems here.

[@e.t.8541]

4:08 - I find it interesting.., that anyone would buy a coat (or anything else) w/ the intention of wearing it 'one' time?? And then, being taken aback, with the knowledge that other (normal) people wear their clothes more than once. 🙄

[@LeechWife]

7:48 got me. And my head started to ache for the 4th time today.

[@rattywoof5259]

4:00 - in fact, you shouldn't have to pay for ANYTHING at a hospital, or the ambulance that takes you there.

[@philiprice7875]

yea we poor slaves living in a dystopian commie state (UK) resent your freedoms to buy the latest in school kevlar uniforms