Examples Of Petty Revenge That Show Why You Should Never Be An Asshole To Other People

[@loriwest4777]

When someone takes up 2 parking spaces, leave a note saying; "accidentally hit your car, my phone number is..." write the first 3 digits then tear the paper in half where the number should be. Mind games😆

[@maximeprometheas]

When someone takes up 2 parking spaces, you break their car and then leave a note saying the local police station number.

[@theidiotictroublemaker2281]

Damn what are u guys? Evil genius s?

[@NANA-lm3sv]

R/foundsatan

[@georgesitar6240]

Collect business cards of people you hate, leave one a car saying "sorry I hit you"

[@riskinhos]

empty the tires

[@sophdog1678]

In case anyone is wondering, you're not allowed to have pet monkeys in Australia. They're only allowed in zoos.

[@juliaithinal4835]

Oh, so the police see it and call the person while sending another person to arrest them. Oh boy.

[@brentfarvors192]

"Repeat after me; That's NOT my monkey! Monkeys belong in the Zoo, and you can bet your azz we will sue the bars off of them!"

[@vladdracul5072]

That monkey was clearly a convict and there is probably no law against pet convicts, so it fits right in.

[@Roonasaur]

Straight up though, I know a guy in Florida who had a monkey . . . And I shit you not, after a hurricane, "they": were right effing there checking on that monkey within the hour to make sure it was still locked up. Screw the power, that can wait.

[@mamapoch1915]

Nobody should be allowed to own monkeys. Even zoos.

[@felixcat9318]

I used to take a paper bag of mixed sweets into school, but if I left them in my desk and went to the toilet, they'd be gone when I came back. So I went down to the town's largest pharmacy and bought quite a few pleasantly flavoured high strength laxatives which looked exactly like sweets once out of their individual wrappers. I put them into a paper bag along with some different sweets and took them into school the next week. Throughout the morning I delved into the bag and ate the non laxative 'different' sweets. Just before lunch i went to the toilet and returned to an empty desk. That afternoon almost half the class were sent home after experiencing uncontained bowel problems. Because I had been seen eating from the bag of sweets no one ever suspected it was me, because I wasn't one of the ones that had shat themselves...

[@sofie..dancerxgymnast]

WOW. just WOW. gotta give it to you tho, that was clever

[@yououtuber4176]

The grandma spending her money is the best. You go grandma!

[@iyhuyu7]

She could have donated the money to charities instead of wasting it on ads that doesn’t help anyone.

[@Metaknight180]

@@iyhuyu7 It's her money, she has the right to do whatever she wants with it. I'd say this level of pettiness is just the right way to get the message across to her awful relatives.

[@JG-fe1gx]

My Dad always tells me he's not planning on leaving my sister or I any money when he dies. I tell him he earned it, he should spend it. Seems fair to me.

[@kummiekins]

I would’ve stuffed those doughnuts with wasabi paste instead, it hits slower and harder than mustard and if he chewed a good mouthful his eyes would water even after spitting it out 😂.

[@Bonglecat]

That was English mustard ever bit as bad as wasabi.

[@kummiekins]

@@Bonglecat oh really? Don't recall ever trying english mustard, but if it kicks as hard as wasabi I'd definitely remember :D.

[@NewYawkahBroad]

Better yet, Ghost Pepper sauce.

[@VINCE-pp3es]

if it was me murilax the stuff that mixs in water mix that in most of that use a whole bottle for all the donuts but one gets that plus a whole jar of Caralina reaper powder

[@KatieM786]

TIL people buy the Coleman's in a jar. Tin for the win. Sucks to be the treatstealer! 😂

[@beatrizmendesferreira7931]

2:19 As a person who had to stay on a wheelchair for 7 months, this revenge is the one that pleasants me the most for sure.

[@SpandauJerry]

Right you are!🤗

[@branmcg9844]

@@SpandauJerry And a second on that!

[@michaelgarrison688]

I am handicapped and it pisses me off when they park in front of the ramp. This will be even better than what I am doing now. If they call the police, $650 fine. In this case because he is blocking 1) blocking a handicapped parking space 2) the space beside it where you are not supposed to park. $1300. I was waiting for the bus one day and a guy was screaming about the tickets he got. He parked on the line of two handicapped spots. Two tickets for parking in a handicapped space.

[@stephenazares3076]

"Dave Don't Snore - Instrumentals" lmaooo now I need to hear the heavy metal ones

[@kristywebb3471]

My favorite was the man that put he and his new wife/girlfriend on his checks. I think that one was golden.

[@SpandauJerry]

It took me a second untill I realised. Never have seen such feature before. Great thing anyway, especially for this purpose. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ted.angell7609]

😄😄

[@triciac1019]

Once the writing is on the check, it obscures the picture.

[@sofiajung104]

I really wish I could see the outcome on all of these, some of them were awesome!!

[@derdin8]

@08:52 It was incredibly thoughtful to include the hammer and safety goggles, tho'...

[@gerryatrick]

I would put a note in the concrete block saying... "Safety goggles and Hammer where your present.. enjoy"

[@derdin8]

@@gerryatrick Lol!

[@beatifulk4260]

I just got an eye glass ad-

[@grovermartin6874]

The ones I could make out were entertaining. Most were too small to read, even with a magnifying glass. Are you taking revenge on those of us who are trying to read this on our smart phones?

[@ZuerstJesus]

I agree. In addition to that I am reading it from my notebook and could barely read some of them...

[@felixcat9318]

Me too! So I screenshot them to my Images file and later crop and enlarge the image so that I can see it on my smartphone. It works for me!

[@Austin_Triebe]

Really, you should never mess with anyone; you never know what they're capable of or what they'd be willing to do in order to get back at you.

[@patchdavis35]

As a retired letter carrier, I can tell you for certain that there is NOTHING AMUSING about being threatened/attacked by a dog. You wouldn't violently attack your neighbor, but you allow you precious animal to do it? Have you ever been on the receiving side of a snapping, snarling thing with big teeth? TRAIN those animals, people, before they cost you lots of money in a lawsuit. Do it for all of us.

[@KM-nj3cm]

I love the idea of public shaming as a punishment for crime. It should be done more. Maybe it will stop some of them.

[@bimbojojo1841]

Especially if it is posted on social media and if you can't hide your face.

[@SpandauJerry]

Not sure about. Think, it'd #1 create more violence when ppl concerned panic nd try to avoid it #2 naming and shaming ruins more in the live of the convict then helping them for a better manner.

[@EclecticallyEccentric]

@@SpandauJerry Yes, but so many people act outrageously in ways they never would if they thought there would be any consequences. Loom how many Karenz act like an enraged velociraptor, see no problem with their behavior, then goes off even more at being recorded.

[@SpandauJerry]

@@EclecticallyEccentric seriously? to be a Karen is not a crime 🤣🤣🤣🥳

[@tvtitlechampion3238]

@@SpandauJerry so, you think that someone already suffering from a Karen's selfish bile should not only stick around for the abuse, but also become an unpaid therapist to patiently realign negative behavior?

[@MLIOGJXNUYAT]

10:30 They complained about a pothole that small? They don't know how good they have it.

[@aaronleverton4221]

Ah, yes, the fallacy of relative privation.

[@phickleprickprospecting]

In Michigan that isn't even considered for a fix

[@danielhall8785]

In Chicago, a neighborhood once planted a small tree in a large pothole. It helped to keep people from driving into it, as well as shaming the city since it made the newspaper and became a tourist attraction.

[@michaelgarrison688]

The city finally paved the street where I live. There was not a 4 x 4 foot of the pavement that had a pothole down to the dirt/gravel.

[@abbienormals1669]

3:18 The university I used to work at didn't have enough parking BEFORE they closed some of it for construction. One day, a huge panel van parked over 2 spots, making both nearly unusuable. Except I have a tiny hatchback. Parked next to them AND called parking authority on them. Another time, someone had parked their car in one of the three motorcycle spots on the whole campus (they don't allow people in motorcycles to park in regular spots because dumb) and I commented LOUDLY as they were getting into their fancy car "I didn't know they made motorcycles with /four/ wheels. Fancy."

[@mamapoch1915]

When I first read about the slashed tires, I thought that's going way over the line. Until I saw the picture of......Slash on the tire! TOO funny! Also, Petty Labelle? I love it!

[@purpletree8174]

6:00 the mug in the background saying 'drink coffee hail satan' tops this off

[@TimeSurfer206]

I'm stealing the "Slashed your tires" idea.

[@juliaconnell]

oooph - I think that one is a bit much - you just don't know the circumstance of people whether they can afford to replace tires -- slashing tires is a bit extreme - the turtle option or similar might be better 8:45

[@TimeSurfer206]

@@juliaconnell 3:15, have a closer look. (Hint: It's a picture of a musician.)

[@juliaconnell]

@@TimeSurfer206 yeah - guns & roses - got that reference ... - ohhh ok - so they didn't actually slash INTO the tyres - ok - (thought that was a bit OTT for bad parking) (i thought they did BOTH - actually slash the tyres and put the picture on - omph - idjit me LOL)

[@lexyswope]

You could put broken glass in the part that they were hogging. Whether they hit it or not is karmic and you can imagine that they did.

[@SpandauJerry]

@@TimeSurfer206 Thanks a lot for clarification, cuz I struggeled w/ that thing. As that works that way right in English, I have to make sth up for my lang.

[@ShiroYuuki86]

8:35 Grandma doing her best to keep them quiet, in the best way possible! Love it! 😂😂😂

[@hannahfulton5222]

The free monkey poster is amazing. 100 % going to try this.

[@SpandauJerry]

Yes, very inspiring in deet! 🤣😎

[@tbnrrenagade9507]

anyone else notice that the mug in the backround of the flat earth one is a "drink coffee, hail satan" mug? I've seen that mug literally everywhere, and I love it!

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

Went to park in an angle parking spot and the guy in front of me pulled in and parked with his wheels about a foot over the dividing line so I drove down 30 feet and parked there. As I walked by him, I saw him getting out and 2 young children in the backseat. I commented on his parking abilities and he replied tough luck. I said that if he f*cked like he parked then those children weren’t his. Some older lady walking by laughed hard and his mouth kept opening and closing while I just kept walking. As an added bonus, when I came back to my car about half an half hour later, the cops were breaking into his car because he left those two kids alone in his car.

[@tarnishedknight730]

Sorry, but you've got way too many pics that have really small print and 1.37 seconds to read them. If you insist on making a VIDEO that has to be READ (instead of watched), ease: 1. Try to find pictures withe bigger print. 2. Actually give the average to sub-average reader enough time to read it.

[@lorriefinley3129]

You can slow the speed down by going to the 3 dots on the upper right corner of your screen & clicking on these. Then choose Speed. As for size, try watching on a computer or not stress over those few & just "skip". There are plenty more for enough good laughs!

[@insanemang9983]

Or you can just pause the video to read it.........

[@tarnishedknight730]

Ah, yes! It is the responsibility of the viewer to make the video watchable, not the person just slapping crap together to make a video. Buzzzzzzz! Wrong answer! It is the one making the video that needs to make it watchable, not the viewer (look it up). If this person wants me to like and subscribe, then they are going to have to post something that I like. And this wasn't it. P.S. If they slow the video down (give the viewer more time to read) then they can make a longer video, with fewer pictures.

[@SpandauJerry]

@@tarnishedknight730 You love Karens, don't you.

[@tarnishedknight730]

No I don't, Karen.

[@laimawolf6826]

3:25 I'd just start eating the paper and stare him dead in the eyes... I used to eat it when I was a kid,why not now?

[@SpandauJerry]

Well, I guess, one has to tread you warily when pranking. 🤔🧐

[@michaelgarrison688]

Bye-bye boyfriend.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

1:00 - It looks like you're making a jack-o'-lantern of that horror character with a the nails in his face! 1:20 - Evil! And I love it! 1:38 - I love this one, too! 5:54 - Do Flat Earthers REALLY believe what they claim??

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

Hahaha! I love the mustard donuts!

[@sitcomchristian6886]

I mean, some probably do. I don't understand the flat earther hate. I'm not one. I don't know any. But like....who cares?

[@zerogrey3798]

@@sitcomchristian6886 It's because even though evidence is overwhelming that they're wrong, they insist that it's everyone else that's wrong, they deserve the hate for being so utterly stupid it's maddening.

[@phickleprickprospecting]

Pinhead from Hellraiser

[@vladdracul5072]

"Petty" about sums it up. Also "entitled" and "waste of time" in some cases.

[@backofthedime9445]

I love this petty b.s. cuz it takes smarts. I think it was Oscar Wilde who said sarcasm was the lowest form of humor and the highest form of intelligence. Thanks for the laughs, (and ideas!!!) 😂🍻

[@justarandomhumanlol3915]

The first one isn’t really revenge/anyone acting rude towards other ppl tbh… I actually kinda like how they added a setting to lower the volume of the autopilot chimes.

[@hamikoyazawa3709]

4:26 the cat must be like "you give me: locked in the bathroom i give you: *revenge*

[@michaelgarrison688]

I put the toilet paper higher on the wall and put a shield around it. FN CAT. lol

[@dodieodie498]

Don't be too quick to judge people if they park over the line. If it's a crowded lot, it could be that they had to park over the line because the person next to that space also parked over the line, and so on. I've seen several cars overlapping their spaces because the first person in the row parked crooked. Then as cars leave, the wrong people look guilty. Thinking about this since I had to park a little too far back in a space because the car on the opposite side had pulled up several feet too far into theirs.

[@jmtimmons]

This is my absolute favorite video that you've made!!!! I love it!!!!😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@Ariel_is_a_dreamer]

3:01 When someone asks an anarchist what would happen to criminals in an anarchist society

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

You should probably check which way the wind tends to blow before trying that dandelion revenge.

[@leftblank131]

6:08 Nice, but have fun explaining that cash to your new bank

[@SpandauJerry]

Thought same.🤣

[@chie970]

Or just have fun spending most of it

[@TheYouTubeTeam]

Just make many, many small deposits.

[@michaelgarrison688]

@@TheKZbinTeam that would only take 16 days.

[@c.r.kubicek3512]

Ref: Sonic sign about the milksahke machine. True story - - I went to a McD's to get a small McFlurry. Nope, didn't happen, because "the machine is out of order." So, I drove to the nearest Sonic to get a small Blast. Nope, didn't happen, because "that machine is out of order." Decided the universe didn't agree with my need for a reward and went home.

[@OldLadyRocker]

These were freaking hilarious so thank you!

[@tomsessanna5251]

I might be that Tom on the Mario cabinet. Went the the Strong museum of play in Rochester years ago when they had a tribute to the boardwalk display, all kinds of games. Saw Mario bros. and got after it, all 5 high scores were Tom when I was done. Saw this video and had to laugh.

[@kuuderepiano2988]

The "Slashed" tires were clever

[@blacksunshine5758]

Loving the dog poop clip! If there wasn’t a ring camera on every door…

[@phlushphish793]

That tattoo one was priceless!

[@diannelavoie5385]

Yes! Just awesome.

[@annatrog56]

Dandelion seeds? I love it.

[@kellydalstok8900]

You might want to check the prevailing wind direction first. My least favourite neighbours live upwind to me.

[@SpandauJerry]

Even it doesn't come w/o danger nd can harm severely?

[@juliaconnell]

I think I might have to do some of the parking turtles - 8:44 - I could have done with one of these 2 weeks ago (desperate for a park - some considerate jerk parked in middle of 2 spots) (only latest of many many MANY times)

[@user-vf1zw3wn3m]

4:26 the cat is just telling them not to do it again, you can see it in their eyes

[@dondee5439]

At the 4:37 mark, the tattoo name revenge for cheating was a sly move. At the 9:59 mark, the alimony revenge banking checks were funny. Lots of good revenge ideas in this video.

[@kevinputry5655]

The funny thing about Sonic is they can't really talk about McDonald's ice cream machines. Sonic's so-called ice cream is gritty! Like somebody mixed in pebbles in it! Ice cream ain't supposed to be gritty!

[@updownstate]

I carry a stick of sidewalk chalk in a prescription bottle in my car so I can make lines on the asphalt so I can find the car. Now I see this good use for it. High five!

[@aileenhovorka9207]

Marvellous. Than you 😊😊

[@rockingamingwiththesahit2145]

5:09 One guy in my apartment did a similar thing. Next thing you know, they moved somewhere else permanently, left the car there(I think they didn’t renew the insurance). 3 years later, it’s still there:)

[@michaelgarrison688]

Was snowplowing the parking lot when on girl came in. I asked her to park on the other side as she was the only car in the lot at this time. She yelled and cursed me out. I blew snow up both sides (with out getting any snow on her vehicle) about 1 1/2 feet deep.

[@alvexok5523]

4:29 - "Mrowlll!! I scratched up your toilet paper!! Mrowlll!!"

[@JoybuzzerX]

On that last one, it doesn't look like the driver took up two spots, just parked crappy in the spot that didn't really get in the way of anyone. Should've waited to use it on someone who actually screw up a parking lot.

[@galaxyhope5824]

So I love my family when I went to the store with my mom and dad ( we were getting presents for my brothers birthday) we were about to pull in to a spot when we hard a honk we stopped and a car speed into the spot almost hitting us the person got out and went in now my dad is a asshole and my mom keeps him in line but she got so mad that she took out the window paint (we kept it in the car because we were always going to birthday party's throughout the summer happens when most of your family has summer birthdays) and give it to my dad and said have fun me and her went in and my dad had his fun when we came out the person's car was covered in drawing and words an example were the words I'm a asshole in bold letters on the truck it was amazing

[@SpandauJerry]

Straight mom

[@noodlele]

I can't wait for the day that i can get some sweet revenge

[@alarichobbs9136]

I felt the microwaved tea one. Haha.

[@loneberry8905]

Honestly I would actually enjoy a present wrapped in concrete. I get to take out all my rage on it, smashing it to bits, and when I'm done I get a present.

[@scottakasprite]

A Kinder Egg for adults

[@loneberry8905]

@@scottakasprite 🤔 they should sell those

[@scottakasprite]

@@loneberry8905 And to piss you off more, when you break it open.. Your prize is a hammer

[@loneberry8905]

@@scottakasprite hammer... Or murder weapon? 😏

[@carloduroni5629]

I'd simply ignore the present, thus deflating the prank. Would I renounce to my present? Why not? If it's a present, there's a 99% probability it's something I don't need and/or I don't like.

[@kathrynhoward4196]

I don't get the first one. Why would they want revenge for a good suggestion?

[@lunia3292]

I think it’s more like they jokingly named it after him and isn’t meant to be some kind of revenge. But it’s just a guess so maybe it is revenge for something.

[@toohottohandle0_0]

it is kind of petty, like a "there you happy now?", but if I were Joe I'd think it was cool lol

[@SpandauJerry]

It's a revenge in deet, however a lovely on, what's certaily pretty rare.

[@GirGir183]

2:31 Wait till he finds out you don't understand how to use the thousands separator properly.

[@michaelgarrison688]

Wow are you petty.

[@rephill54]

I took a speed reading class in High School and it came in handy trying to complete some of these vignettes.

[@TheCrimsonWolf]

Cool! I learned a new word

[@lorriefinley3129]

Or you could just change the speed.

[@gerryatrick]

@@lorriefinley3129 why should we compensate for lazy inconsiderate content makers that don't adjust the timing for the reader especially on longer reads. I just give it a thumbs down.

[@Milesco]

@@gerryatrick : I just pause it as necessary. No problem.

[@sapiophile545]

Too small letters, as well

[@enakshiparua836]

7:05 such great handwriting!

[@e.t.8541]

6:54 Olive garden trope was epic! 😅 8:34 Grammy showed she is just as petty as her kids are, by spending her money in pics of herself? Duh? 🙄 She could have done some 'real' good by donating the money to one (or several) of the 🌍 relief efforts, tht desperately are needing help during these days. Shame on her too! 😕 🙄 9:58 Roared at the 'new wifey' checks! 10:09 would have enjoyed reading the letter itself, so as to 'really' appreciate the "corrections" made.., 😏 😎

[@KnightlyWizard]

2:28 this looks like the guy drove into someone😂

[@ZeoViolet]

If you are going to do petty revenge, be sure that you do not do anything that will harm someone or that will get you imprisoned. It isn't worth that. Tampering with food is a criminal offense in some areas, for example...and so is triggering an unknown allergy in someone during your revenge, so be careful.

[@ZeoViolet]

Or cat food. Tampering!

[@TheYouTubeTeam]

You can't be charged with "tampering" with your own food. It's your food. Do whatever the hell you want to it. Just don't mess with someone else's food.

[@ZeoViolet]

@@TheKZbinTeam Yes, if you tamper with your own food because you know someone else is going to consume it, you can be charged. So is tampering with your own food in order to claim compensation from, say, a restaurant.

[@binodtharu7157]

7:08 better than the milk from any other species

[@carloduroni5629]

3:01 Nice. So, even after he paid his debt, everybody will recognize him as a thief.

[@beverlycrusher9713]

2:43 i think he prefers to be under the nice warm laptop 3:09 it took me a minute to see what was meant by slashing the guys tires...OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 3:32 please reserve this printer for work related documents only. ink is expensive, please print all future jobs using the black and white printer in Ron's office. please stop by my office if you would like to print something in color. thank you for understanding! did you know? 4 gallons of ink can run as much as 8000.00? that's enough to buy 40 i phone ? 6:03 there is being petty and then there is being trumpian level of stupid. 7:03 .....i don't get it, is that something adults aren't supposed to do, i mean if she is good looking and it tastes good, then what is the problem...😲😲😲😏😏😏😏😁😁😂😂😂😂😂

[@goldensnowflake3712]

Yes Beverly, you’re not suposed to drink your lactant co-workers milk.

[@gorilladisco9108]

@@goldensnowflake3712 Depends. Is she hot? : : : : : : : : No, it's not my fetish. Why do you ask?

[@sweetwolfsteve5583]

7:30 i hate people like that that let their whiny rat dogs yap and yap and yap I would snap on the neighbor I would have told the jerk either control your dogs or I will I would call animal control and have the whiney rats taken away from them

[@michaelgarrison688]

My upstairs neighbor in a house converted into apartments would crank his subwoofer and he would never take his workboots off. I called the police every night at midnight for a month to complain. Then one night I called them and told them I have not have any sleep for 6 days. When you get to his apartment, you will know who to charge for murder. I never had a problem after that and he moved out at the end of the next month.

[@shahidaafzal1247]

9:51 and I managed to recognize my country through random cars, the road, and trees

[@clownfishbox]

I asked my French teacher what egg was in French. She told me it was "uff". At the end of year, she told me "uff is spelt "ouef."

[@Milesco]

Only the French would spell it that way. 🙄

[@clownfishbox]

@@Milesco well yes, but actually no. She's an English teacher that teaches French.

[@Milesco]

@@clownfishbox : But the French spell it "ouef", do they not?

[@clownfishbox]

@@Milesco yes

[@LeeBv9983]

@@Milesco Well then, why isn't it spelled eg?

[@pickleballer1729]

I got a good laugh out of 10:02. I've seen too many divorces where the guy got a raw deal.

[@PaisleyGreene63]

Only making “my” half of the bed? Yep, I’ve done that.😁

[@kenjcm]

How is the dentist one payback? Should they not tell you when you're not taking care of your teeth correctly?? You rather your teeth rot than get your sensitive feelings hurt?

[@tvtitlechampion3238]

Um, it was a joke. The desire for conformity to the title doesn't need to be so strong.

[@matismf]

Better revenge for those parking problems: Remove the valve cores from all four tires and then put the valve caps back on the valve stems.

[@NewYawkahBroad]

PETTY LABELLE!! I'M DYING!!!

[@gwendolynmabrey6678]

5:24 i'm looking that up on spotify now

[@annad850]

I’m happy to let you know that “Dave don’t snore” today has 673 286 streams…. And the instrumental one has 121 928. Just thought the world needed to know…

[@DylansPen]

Guy gets checks printed with his and his new wife's face on them to give to his ex as alimony checks. Next level trolling.

[@Primalxbeast]

3:35 Is anyone supposed to be able to read that? These kind of videos have far to many things in them that are near impossible or completely impossible to read.

[@lorriefinley3129]

Some you need to be on a computer to see. These I just skip over.

[@Milesco]

@ Primalxbeast : Agreed, but this one 10:10 is even worse! (Did the uploader really think _anyone_ could read that?) 😠

[@S.Clause]

They had to get the video over the ten minutes mark so they receive payment; which isn’t all that much.

[@lazyhomebody1356]

@@Milesco No need to actually read it. The point is, she corrected the letter for spelling and grammar

[@michaelgarrison688]

The note says to not use this printer unless you need color. For black and white, use the printer in (somebody's) office.

[@limelgiht]

8:37 honestly I love you grandma

[@Nyx773]

7:13 I'm going to start keeping zip ties in my car and chalk 10:39

[@protoborg]

I heard a story of a guy who ate the food his former roommate left behind when he moved out as payback for failing to pay any sort of rent or help around the house. Hey, you leave it behind, you lose it. Plus, seems fair if you failed to pay rent. But what do I know? Hehe.

[@SpandauJerry]

I don't get your point. Should you even trash good food, shouldn't you?

[@WhiskeyGulf71]

3:32 not much use if we can’t read the notice

[@MySexyParrots]

I really enjoy these videos, but the pictures of small notes (10:09)are really frustrating. WAS it funny...the world may never know. 😉

[@WhiskeyGulf71]

Don’t know if it was re-uploaded ? Originally a screenshot was just too blurry to make out the words but now it’s just readable. Gist of it is; “please don’t use this colour printer for personal printing as colour ink is expensive, please use black & white printer. Yada yada, ipad vs colour ink comparison” then some douche prints out a full colour reply.

[@lorriefinley3129]

Its really no big deal. Just skip - there are enough good laughs from alk the others.

[@StoffelDilligas]

10:43 "there young"....... Well done for highlighting the dickatry of the parking...... ......but it's..... They're young.

[@PRT95]

Best one is the girl with the sandwich at the South Pole. :D Hope she enjoyed eating said sandwich.

[@katekat1138]

I’m stealing that pumpkin anti theft idea!

[@peterjf7723]

The very badly parked car with the jam on it was good. I think I would have just put the jam on the door handles and under the edge of the hood.

[@desiraeharris8116]

0:07 kinda uncalled for the guy just said the chimes were to loud for his kid

[@BernsLeora]

much of your stuff is funny. and much of it is either too small or goes by to fast to appreciate.

[@lexyswope]

The secret is to not be retaliatory, but find a way that their action comes back on them which I admit is hard to do. Maybe put broken glass in the area where you would have parked had they not hogged.

[@chalkiememe4183]

Confession time, the one about the dandelion seeds, I did that years ago with poppy seeds 😳.

[@itsjustme1949]

The ones that voted this down are most assuredly the same a-holes that pull these kind of stunts.

[@GirGir183]

0:38 If I was the old woman, I'd have said "well I'm ahead of all of them...if they move up in the queue, that's fine, but it doesn't change the fact that they entered the queue after me, so I'm still going to be ahead of them, so I'd go up ahead of them.

[@gutar5675]

I'm positive that it is just a fake story by some troubled person. That isn't how lines work and that one person isn't the grocery line conductor. If you let people go in front of you, then you're just putting yourself out of the line. You can't just fuck up one person's day by making a thousand people go in front of them that were behind them before.

[@TheCreativeFey]

I've actually seen someone let someone else go ahead of them in line before. I can see someone doing this. If the person behind them is upset about it then it will either turn into an altercation and/or the store will get involved.

[@larrywest42]

2:20 I hope they left some jam around the windshield wipers ... and that the driver didn't notice for several days.

[@BW-og1vu]

6:44 This guy must have a very small self esteem and/or no friends, no life, no other satisfaction than playing videogames :-)

[@SpandauJerry]

Woundered too, what drives s.o. to do so. Pitiful.

[@premamuthukumar5352]

1:25 my mum has that sauce and she loves it-

[@kendomenick2711]

I got a nasty note on my truck telling me if I am not smart enough to park in one space, to not even drive. I have a full size 4 door pickup with an 8 foot bed. It won't fit in one space if i tried. Hum idiot, why do you think I park so far from the door.

[@forktrus]

Jason is one of those people who just want to watch the world burn.

[@zb1gnwk]

1:26 sad that this lad… this little lad… couldn’t have berries and cream But mustard

[@Theylove_Allie174]

2:47 it makes me feel heartbroken because there squished

[@IamaDanish]

@2:19 So relieved that's just jam though.

[@paulcoy9060]

10:22 Does your roommate live in the movie "Hostel"?

[@RadioTom103]

Why is there an extra space after every apostrophe in the text?