I Ranked Every Zombies Map

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0:00 Intro
0:48 Bus Depot
1:42 Nacht der Untoten
3:28 Farm
3:38 Verruckt
4:12 Tranzit
7:50 Die Rise
9:49 Alpha Omega
11:58 Blood of the Dead
13:59 Nuketown
14:46 Town
15:23 Five
16:42 Forsaken
18:30 Tag der Toten
20:16 Voyage of Despair
22:50 Dead of the Night
24:57 Revelations
27:20 Classified
28:10 Die Maschine
29:02 Firebase Z
30:10 Mauer der Toten
31:05 Buried
33:08 Call of the Dead
34:41 Shangri-la
35:45 Moon
36:50 Shi No Numa
38:40 Kino der Toten
40:19 Ascension
41:24 Der Riese
42:24 IX
44:12 Ancient Evil
45:12 Zetsubou No Shima
47:07 Gorod Krovi
48:13 Shadows of Evil
49:41 Mob of the Dead
51:35 Origins
54:11 Der Eisendrache

[@TimHansenYT]

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[@TheLinkSlayer]

Love you bro, absolute legend

[@Theta117]

raycon sucks dont buy

[@Stender_]

This is a banger I know it

[@mrnugget1383]

Do a most difficult map tier list assuming you have zero experience and can’t use any KZbin videos.

[@dawson3764]

Love you too ❤️

[@theminecraftwolf2736]

Gonna say this again: I'd love to see you rank - from worst to best - steps to get to Pack a Punch in every map starting Der Riese!

[@beefyonyt]

Meow

[@najyhussain2243]

Thats a good one

[@Tomtainius]

This is a great idea. I'd love to see where SOE/MOTD fall on it, as I could understand putting them either really high or really low

[@fugnut9938]

liking this comment in the hopes that he'll see it

[@c0rrupt3dsidd]

Good thought!!!

[@InfernoHammer]

Only problem with shadows of evil, is that if you don't get the story behind it, it just seems like a big magical mess.

[@regularperson5647]

True, it put me off for so long because I thought it was completely different to the original zombies I was used to but after becoming obsessed with it last summer I see what all the hype is about

[@cardboard_shaft]

(it’s shit)

[@travismartinez5676]

Absolutely true. At launch, I never played it. I got into def eisendrache and the rest, but basically ignored shadows. After picking BO3 back up again last December, I became obsessed with shadows. WHAT A FUN MAP!

[@Contemplatingspider]

@@regularperson5647kid shhhh it was goat

[@Contemplatingspider]

@@cardboard_shaftsaid nobody ever

[@originaldk5436]

As a purely casual zombies player this is interesting. The things we look for in a map are wildly different as someone who just runs around until I die maps like Town are more fun because they are a lot easier to just jump into and play.

[@booyashaka3182]

Ya, it's a hyper Zombies nerd opinion. They don't see the value in basic maps due their insane amount of time put into it. Can't really blame them at that point haha

[@1stKills]

You can see how something like that becomes dull quickly

[@booyashaka3182]

@@1stKills if zombies isn't your main thing, then the survival maps are great for a session or two every now and again. People like Zombies KZbinrs main the mode (obviously haha), so they would never really touch those maps beyond trying them out once or twice when they are released

[@vryyyx]

@@booyashaka3182Doesn’t matter if you’re a casual or not, there’s a level of quality you can’t deny. Just the quotes of the characters and atmosphere of maps like Shadows and Mob out them in a league above Town, where you play as a random guy in a hazmat or suit.

[@King-uj1lh]

@@vryyyxthat’s true but there is also a fun simplicity in Town. Very easy to just play without thinking too much. It’s hard to figure out maps like shadows of evil. Especially with all the rituals, and beast transformations. Town is just a fun simple arcade experience which has its merits. I enjoy it, even though it is simple.

[@cadam4272]

I definitely played town the most with my friends after school because it's just your classic survive map with all the perks you need and pap. One of us training down on the streets while the others camped near quick revive...lots of fun runs!

[@khalilsubahi1310]

we still do it till this day!

[@Mr.Lightshine]

Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless! And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved! 1. Believe that God sent His Son (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later. 2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you! 3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever. 4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever. I'm Praying for you and you are loved (Romans 10:9-13)

[@KilledByPotatoes]

Same here but when BO3 dropped we figured The Giant was by far the best map to play that casually. Unfortunately we entered college by that time so it wasn’t the same 😢

[@Contemplatingspider]

@@khalilsubahi1310dam bro how play bo3 kino instesd

[@geoffreyporter7567]

Tim, once again, stepping up as the only hero on KZbin who understands the difference between a “ranking” and a “tier list”

[@olivermensinger6022]

100%

[@marioadan7751]

Wym they the same shit

[@Mr.Lightshine]

Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless! And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved! 1. Believe that God sent His Son (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later. 2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you! 3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever. 4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever. I'm Praying for you and you are loved (Romans 10:9-13)

[@futureflash6615]

@@marioadan7751They aren’t. If I’m not mistaken ranking is 1 to whatever number and tier is S, A, B etc. If you were ranking drinks for example only one can be number one but in a tier multiple can be S tier.

[@2inchWonder]

@@futureflash6615you can still rank things by making a tier list. The ranking is literally rank S. Therefore it’s a ranking.

[@KrazyRabb1t]

Rip the unreleased footage we made 😢

[@zk0rned]

GHEY

[@EightsYT]

@@zk0rneddouble GHEY

[@patrickleonard974]

Putting Nacht Der Untoten as the 2nd worst map of all time while saying the list is based on the maps value to the series is mad

[@christopherchartier3017]

Nacht is in such a weird spot. It started everything but at the same time, playing again with everything we have now, it’s seriously lacking

[@glokk.pak-1573]

It literally started cod zombies yet he ranks it at second worst ​@@christopherchartier3017

[@Kelpjuice1]

Nacht Der Untoten sucks. No perks or pack-a-punch.

[@glokk.pak-1573]

@@Kelpjuice1 best challenge map bro

[@Kelpjuice1]

@@glokk.pak-1573 Nah. It's Kino.

[@regularperson5647]

After 20 mins of Kino, I feel like watching paint dry... after 20 mins of Call of the Dead, Shangri-la, and Moon this isn't an issue.

[@reaperraffy5710]

Tim: this is purely objective *proceeds to have a significant amount of bias*

[@calor023]

what did you expect from Tim tbh

[@kurisu2847]

That sarcasm wasn't obvious?,

[@alexdewet363]

Feels like a classic video by Timothy. What a banger 🔥

[@Soggafriendoflife]

Life is good

[@Mr.Lightshine]

Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless! And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved! 1. Believe that God sent His Son (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later. 2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you! 3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever. 4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever. I'm Praying for you and you are loved (Romans 10:9-13)

[@marshalldauzat4480]

Do a ranking on the zombies mode itself, like which one you like playing the most, has the best mechanics, introduced the best perks, had the best maps, etc.

[@rapappathepepper3996]

He already did that.

[@marshalldauzat4480]

​@@rapappathepepper3996oh cool nvm then lol

[@DeezNutsBenis-dw6wo]

@@rapappathepepper3996 link?

[@rapappathepepper3996]

@@DeezNutsBenis-dw6wo Fairly recent video. kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIrZgYZ-gq6YbNU

[@c0rrupt3dsidd]

You'll never get that link, he's done it because hes ranked basically everything there is to rank in every bit of zombies excluding the most recent and the black sheep from 2 years ago@@DeezNutsBenis-dw6wo

[@micthomas7521]

Tim voicing chills on nuketown was hilarious

[@SoloJohnX]

Fr lol

[@finkitsallover]

IDK why people get annoyed that PHD isn't on Die Rise its not like if you have it you wouldn't hit a death barrier and you have to actively try to die to fall damage in actual areas.

[@zackfake1253]

Its never a bad time to do a perk jingle tier list

[@goofy5603]

He already did

[@andreassinats6432]

Every time I feel like it’s been too long since the last video, Tim blesses the KZbin feed with an upload

[@cimanimgamingstuff780]

The fact he starts the video with the Back To The Future Modded Map makes me smile

[@stephenperez5735]

This has struck my binge search for lengthy zombies ranking videos very well

[@duncanharrell5009]

Just gonna suggest again: Buried the “Texas Red” Challenge. You can only use pistols, shotguns, bolt-action, and MUST get the Bowie Knife. No traps or buildales allowed. Perk order focuses on speed (stamin up, speed cola, and double tap come first as you’re the fastest gun in the West), with juggernog dead last. Figured this would be a unique challenge for ya Tim.

[@OshineTheOranguTANK]

pretty cool idea actually, prob bout to go do this now on pluto lmao

[@FunnyNameNumber4]

Sounds dope

[@zily7866]

That description of the challenge was about as long as the setup time in buried.

[@enterfil]

Gorod Krovi, ancient evil and ascension are some of my favorites. Zombies is such an enjoyable game. It’s so simple at face value and it can get so deep with its incredibly crafted story. Man I love zombies. I also miss it too :/

[@LordRiku]

I need help with gorod krovi

[@enterfil]

@@LordRiku wdym, gorod krovi ee run?

[@PPR924]

@@LordRikuwith the EE? It’s can be a bit difficult with practice u can get it.

[@pingeee]

gorod krovi is such an insane map i fucking love it, i also played the fuck out of the bo3 version of ascension such a cool fucking map

[@mrsandman3027]

How can you miss smth that's never left, unless you don't have the time or equipment

[@jimmyziogas4271]

Great list! However I feel like lower ranking maps are way more fun playing co op with friends who know what their doing. But a lot of maps suck on solo suck bc of the lengthy setup some require. Me and my old bo2 crew often play zombies 10 years later

[@Mr.Lightshine]

Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless! And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved! 1. Believe that God sent His Son (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later. 2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you! 3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever. 4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever. I'm Praying for you and you are loved (Romans 10:9-13)

[@joshie4849]

Maybe consider ranking the total zombies experience of each game (hype, gameplay, storyline, characters, etc) as a series finale!

[@commanderblender5546]

Isn't it funny how we all just keep watching the same videos for the past several years just because we cant let go of something we love, which is definitely old fashioned and we should probably let go.

[@tod213]

Yeah I've kinda let go since, sure I still like to hear about it and still play the old maps. They just don't make it the way they used to, so in that sense I've given up hope lol.

[@tylere.8436]

IKR It's so addicting though, but yeah I stopped with BO3 and moved on from COD. I still love to play BO1 Zombies, the best.

[@deacon6221]

worst part is they could bring it all back. Just make the maps like they use to. They instead choose to make shit cash grabs.

[@snbks4ever]

I love these lists!!! It really goes to show that for zombies, BO3 REALLY nailed things, not only 3 amazing originals maps but then just spoiled the fans with the remaster of the previous gen maps in a rather late DLC pack along with the remaster map The Giant which was made even easier with the BO3 rebalance of guns and perk mechanics. Seriously anyone who likes zombies and doesn't have BO3. pick it up.

[@OldBenKenobi2318]

4 amazing original maps and one decent original map(Rev)*

[@jarrettmaynard6306]

@oldbenkenobi9859 exactly, ZNS is an awesome map too

[@Imillumity]

32:45 is why Tim Hansen is my favorite youtuber, subtle yet entertaining commentary throughout this entire vid, hell this dude even inspired me to make zombies vids lol

[@BIastwave.]

Poorly disguised channel advertisement. No one cares about your videos

[@xx_bloopin_xx_yo9226]

I always loved tranzit, I know most people hate it but it's something I always enjoyed.

[@nickcoryell2516]

So nacht is apparently worse than maps like transit, die rise, blood of the dead and is right next to bus depot? What kind of crack you smokin?

[@brandonparris1668]

Ahh yes the 45th Tim Hansen “ALL ZOMBIE MAPS RANKED”

[@donny8619]

I love how in call of the dead it has arguably one of the worst wonder weapons in zombies but ironically is literally the only way possible to go high rounds Ladies and gentlemen: the VR-11

[@robertbaird7653]

I actually watched your Tim Talks vid on this first and I did absolutely love it! Please keep up the good work Tim I always look forward to your videos ❤

[@user-hw6sz9rr7q]

Die rise is one of my favorite maps. I find it so much more fun that the perks are random and the elevators are slow as well as the jumping being dangerous. It just makes zombies so much more challenging and fun to me. You have so much more to worry about than just the zombies. You have to actually think about how you’re going to traverse around the most efficient way. It’s just great. ( personal opinion)

[@1stKills]

I like random perks on nuketown as well

[@goofy5603]

Its terrible but I get your point

[@DougWarner25]

Die Rise is so awful that I considered placing it below Transit smh

[@brotherbrod]

die rise is probably my favorite bo2 map. it's far less of a chore to get setup on than mob and origins but isn't nearly as boring as tranzit and buried for high rounds. the shit people complain about when it comes to die rise just sounds like whining. i personally find origins to be obnoxiously tedious and the mud in the bo3 version is infinitely more annoying than fucking up a jump or missing an elevator on die rise. i'm of the opinion that zombies peaked with bo1 and has been going downhill ever since.

[@Kelpjuice1]

​@@DougWarner25 TranZit and Die Rise are fun. I'd rather play a map than play no map at all.

[@Kascep]

When he said "In the battlefields of the great war" I just about lost it. It hit sohard and deep that I cried laughing.

[@xflxme.]

It would be dope to see "beating every boss zombie in a single video" or a challenge with other youtubers on who will survive grief style

[@aidandpolonsky]

Used to watch all your vids back in the hay day about 3 years ago and beyond. Wishing you well man. One day, zombies will be back…maybe.

[@bluefenix1457]

I love your ranking videos, and also your channel as a whole. Currently i'm slowly but surely getting my cod zombies fever back

[@redfern6013]

I have played COD zombies ONE TIME with my friends in high school. They took me into IX and gave me some of the greatest fun memories I’ve ever had in gaming as a whole. “A contender calls the champion of ____!”

[@Sage_Orias_YT]

"THE CONTENDER DEMANDS ANOTHER!"

[@CORE0790]

I would honestly want see you rank non treyarch some time when you play the majority of them. I myself would want to do a retrospective of my favorite out of all of them which is iw. And with the final map ranked as Der Eisendrache I would honestly agree. De made so many things simpler so that you can setup without juggling the main basic like power and the wonder weapons. The bows add a more dynamic and honestly fun map where you can survive until you reach the max round or your game crashes. The transportation of the map with the jump pads also adds a more easier transportation than the god awful tranzit. And the keeper boss battle being the first ever adds a challenge when you finish the Easter egg.

[@robfacey8976]

I don’t even watch many zombies related KZbin videos anymore but I seen our ho Tim pop up and had to watch it’s just too nostalgic 😂 thanks for the upload siiir

[@loopblox5839]

IVE BEEN CHECKING ON YOUR CHANNEL EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS TO SEE A NEW VIDEO AND THIS POPS UP, LESSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@brando8408]

A day late but thankful for Tim zombies content

[@josephcirrincone9596]

I honestly quite love how good Cold War Zombies was

[@MoneyGarden99]

Was?

[@josephcirrincone9596]

@@MoneyGarden99 true

[@AmaAndZing]

@@MoneyGarden99trash

[@pingeee]

i feel like they dropped the ball on it, it could've been so much more but it just ended up being alright. i still played the fuck out of it tho

[@simpl3c0l39]

I’m dealing with food poisoning from thanksgiving. Been throwing up all day. Seeing this video literally just made me feel a lot better! So thank you good sir. Big fan!

[@matthewatkinson1964]

Haven’t been here in a while, but severely missed your vids man!! Keep it up!!❤️

[@zacharygroysman279]

BO4 truly had probably some of my favorites in X, DOTN, and AE, should’ve just never done aeither

[@austindabbs2887]

Thank you so much for uploading new content your videos have got me through really hard times honestly if it wasn't for your videos I don't think I'd be sitting here today your amazing Tim 💪

[@Balake11110]

It would be cool if COD made a zombies map based on Vorkuda

[@skydaplaya6]

This was an awesome video! Thanks for all the hard work putting it together

[@kimseely9413]

Finally Tim is uploading man love u been watching u for 2 years I love the content keep it up

[@thechugg4372]

"This ranking is pure objectivity" "So number 1 is Der Eisendrache" Ah yes Tim's pure objectivity strikes again!

[@drewberotti7782]

it is the best

[@gdaycunt2001]

Someones mad origins aint #1

[@paperclip6377]

​@@drewberotti7782 bro it's the worst out of BO3. Not bad but just the worst. (Aside from zetsubou)

[@jarrettmaynard6306]

Yesss we needed this! But pls give DotN the respect it deserves and don't use "it had no advertising" as a flaw of the map

[@noabil1ty]

At this point, I don't even care that it takes Tim a month or two to create a video. This is because, he's going through life, and needs time for certain things, so Tim, take as much time as you need, because every-single one of your videos is entertaining, funny, cool, etc. Keep it up, Tim.❤

[@medium-rare-bear7155]

Love these vids Tim, keep it up bro

[@thevisionary2566]

You should rank smgs or ARs one day I feel like that would be cool

[@TheLinkSlayer]

If this gets top comment I will do the zetsubou ee without gobble gums (besides anywhere but here obviously) edit: alr I’m doing it lol Edit 2: I died because of shitty rng trying to get the plane cog, progress is doing well! (No I didn’t get the upgraded Kt-4 yet) Edit 3: this is easily the most likes I’ve gotten on a comment, hopefully this next attempt is the one! FINAL EDIT: ITS DONE! Just got done calming down (its my second time beating this ee) ty guys! Also love ya Tim Okay ACTUAL FINAL EDIT: I can’t make a video on this since im on xbox and make videos on mobile, I can record my gameplay sadly, I can only post clips but even those suck

[@SB-dc5on]

If this gets top comment I’ll say the n word

[@amorflos]

Well your top time for the ee :D

[@Doom_Bringer22]

Nope, you gotta learn to use instant transmission.

[@joshuahabiger691]

Zet egg isn't bad tbh, the map is a chore to play but it's definitely doable without gums (minus ABH lol)

[@trevorarmeni1858]

Better get to buying the doors now if you wanna get done with it this decade

[@King-uj1lh]

I guess I’m a casual but I really don’t like very complicated maps. I like survival with pack a punch, and good perks. So Die reise and Kino der totem are my favorite maps.

[@nikolai6489]

Kino is great, but do wish we could have had at least a buildable shield.

[@davidbuck7095]

Best ranking video I’ve seen Opinions,ranking system,explanations, was cut to the chase quick but valid reasons…didn’t feel like I was watching this long of a clip. Great video loved it

[@Randomonium66]

I love Tranzit, just the bus challenge though lol it gets old fast but it was different and a challenge to find your way on foot in the fog.

[@mattz1lla]

Hey Tim, what about Equipment ranked? Like Monkey Bombs, Hells Retriever, G-Strikes. Things like that.

[@Kungfudubh]

I can already here lex saying “you can’t rank Nacht low, you CAN’T YOU JUST CAN’T”

[@EthanEdits]

used to watch you when i was 14, i’m 20 now! hope life is treating you well tim

[@thesenate1844]

I'd like to see you cover survival mode from MW3. Its not zombies but still a decent take on a horde defense mode

[@RealHufflepuff]

Shino numa is one of my favorite maps of all time. Very fun to move around the map. Hate how much hate it gets

[@CommanderCasey]

Man I am very happy that you have come back to zombies I hope you are doing good

[@KalebB123]

Really well done video essay 🙌 Might be one of Tim’s top videos

[@KalebB123]

Also.. ima have to disagree with the blood of the dead placement 😩

[@marloncarpio8311]

Putting Ascension above Kino should be considered a crime. Never cook again

[@Noah_Evers]

Putting both of those maps high is a crime! Ascension is way too easy and boring and kino is all nostalgia.

[@tylere.8436]

How? Ascension is actually fun to high-round, better song, more and better perks, more interesting all around. Kino is great when you first start zombies and atmosphere, but gets old after a while.

[@Noah_Evers]

@@tylere.8436 There’s definitely a few things that I like about ascension being PHD, the first main Easter egg, and the thundergun. Other than that though the monkeys are annoying and it’s arguably the easiest map of all time which makes it not fun to play.

[@Noah_Evers]

@@tylere.8436 Kino is only nostalgia if most players started on a different map it would be at the bottom. The only good thing about kino is the atmosphere and the thundergun.

[@vincentorlando131]

I personally liked bus depot it’s a deserved 30 or lower but last place I think is too low me and my friends would play this and town whenever we wanted a quick game cause we couldn’t afford any of the other maps

[@shyferr]

dude tim i have not seen you in my recommended in a while!!! i feel so old because the newest thing to me is bo4. good to see these vids!

[@eereree]

Him foot lettuce’ing Alpha Omega is kinda hilarious

[@Jaygobhern]

I’m so hurt seeing the hate on blood of the dead, to me I find the Easter so cool even tho it is preettty challenging and the cut scene🥹 and the enlargement on mob of the dead aaaaand the graphics to me it’s slightly too difficult but it’s so good

[@SpicyTamato]

one of the few problems with this ranking list is that "I'm not good at this map = map is bad" Die rise being a great example of it.

[@drpelliper5818]

Die rise is not fun.

[@zigglerguy7652]

@@drpelliper5818this is gonna blow your mind. Fun is subjective.

[@paperclip6377]

​@@zigglerguy7652 but then that makes the main comment fall apart. If tim doesn't find it fun then he ranks it low.

[@9x39z]

Love to see you back tim

[@PirovanoGaming]

Even though I understand they’re all barebone, Diner/Bus Depot aren’t on the same level as Verrukt or Nacht in my opinion but I respect you putting yours out there and I enjoyed the watch!

[@urru6385]

The only real flaw with die rise is having to wait for the elevators. You don’t need to know *how* to jump because all the jumps are the same, just sprint and jump in one direction and you’re set for all the ones you’ll need. I find for most people it’s a problem of *when* to jump and generally not knowing the map, resulting in a zombie hitting them mid-jump and falling to their deaths. Quite an easy map if you know what you’re doing, free perk every 5 rounds, trample steam to ease mobility and also kill zombies. Not to mention some pretty good wallbuys, PaP and jugg in fairly convenient locations (much better than other maps) and the best skybox in zombies.

[@falco5148]

I agree. I occasionally re-download black ops 2 just to play Die Rise and no other map. Die rise is too thight and split for a group, but you have just enough space to train zombies alone, also the sliquifier can help you do some camping. It has possibly the easiest training room ever, so the only problem will be sparingly using ammo with sliquifier, even if I just jump off after 40 rounds because I get bored. Who's who has an awesome jingle but it sucks, it would be much better if it would let you keep the effects of juggernog and quick revive to revive yourself faster and train zombies more easily. I don't mind the lack of Phd, I never used that perk in general

[@CQInismeain]

I enjoy the maps that are not to big and not small

[@Octo-xu6rk]

Tim i love and appreciate ur content much love man

[@davidlejon6659]

Though I do not agree to 100%, obviously. Your list still persists 111% respected by me. As you make everything SO CLEAR that the amount of quality that's been put into these very different but so very beautiful maps, is the absolute definition of what made the zombies gamemode so thrilling, inspiring, nostalgic ans just so much fun of an experience. Thank you Tim for the quick reminder as well as giving your perspective on the maps. Much love!

[@zesty2538]

Im glad to see Zetsubou this high, im a Zetsubou lover its my favorit map of all time and seeing ZNS this high made me happy. Keep up the good work!

[@Quad373]

I was afraid that’d it be the most typical ranking after he put Tranzit and Die Rise at the very bottom but im glad ZNS got the praise it deserves.

[@paperclip6377]

​@@Quad373...do you actually like transit?

[@iRockstar0406]

Zetsubou’s ambience, music, and setting are what makes it one of my personal favorites. When you load into the map and just take in everything and chill it’s so good and the skull room music takes you to another dimension. Very well deserved ranking.

[@ivqj-5954]

Fr the map atmosphere was so cool

[@drake7822]

Watching tim hansen while doing summer homework. Meanwhile the nostalgia this guy gives me is giving me the best dopamine boost.

[@pvrplefr3ak796]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TIM!!!

[@majergamer]

The best zombies map of all time: Kino der Toten, Black Ops 1. To me, it's as good as it gets. It was originally supposed to be in World at War but it was cut due to time constraints. Thankfully, Treyarch was able to finish it up, polish it up, and release it with Black Ops

[@ralphlorenzperolino3054]

Oh shut up Chaos fanboy lmao.

[@kazuiyah]

this comment proves that kino is the most overrated map of all time

[@Gliam1205]

Best map is town

[@michaelarmas1203]

Little late but I like how u the categories you put the maps in fit so well

[@pyrobeast2498]

Would love to see an updated wonder weapon or perk a colas ranking list!

[@caseydale5862]

Seeing ZNS so high on a list that isnt my own makes me really happy. Always been my favorite map Whenever i go into a tierlist or something i always ask wherre this map is because people always rank it lower than it truly deserves

[@valerio7.]

as an OG, seeing mob of the dead only third really effected me (really good video btw)

[@alexandernickaboine4798]

I honestly thought Tim was just going to put it in first again as he always did so I wasn't really expecting any surprises from this video

[@TeeKeeps]

Chill video Tim. I enjoyed!

[@STQ175]

You forgot to mention probably one of the biggest aspects of Der Reise - being able to get 3 weapons :)

[@VoiidAsp]

Thank you Tim for not using the BS excuse of "Oh, well the devs didn't know how to properly make a zombies map, so objectively speaking the WAW Maps are mid-tier because they started the zombies franchise" and actually putting them where they belong; in the bottom of the tier list. Also seeing zets at #6 is fantastic! I'm glad someone with this much rapport in the zombies community recognizes how amazing Zetsubou is after you get good at it!

[@adamxskg]

How is that a BS excuse… they’re definitely not the best maps but the feel of the maps give that zombies horror vibe to them. Verruckt to this day is still the freakiest map imo, Nacht has to get SOME credit because it DID start the franchise, like it or not. Shi is alright but Der Riese is always gonna be top tier. Yes they were limited & compared to what we have today (OBVIOUSLY) but putting nuketown remasters above the classics is a *sin* in my opinion.

[@VoiidAsp]

@@adamxskg Think of it like this; if I were to ask you to rate the driving experience of every car (not the look, the feel) and rank them, nobody in their right mind would put cars from the 50s and 60s anywhere above low tier because their engineering was poor. Same with zombies; the engineering of the WaW maps is very subpar according to today’s standards. WaW maps just don’t play well in general.

[@seaweeb2258]

​@@VoiidAsp There's one problem with this though. The WaW ones were simple. The newer maps and such are very hostile to casual players or new players. I don't like playing treasure hunt for a specific thing to do something within the map, that can't already have used the money system like buying doors, or turning the power on and have characters vocalize what to do instead of hitting the wiki. One could argue that the car analogy isn't quite right either. Many modern new cars are bloated with many buttons and gadgets that makes it intimidating to many people. Cars from the 50s and 60s you could just put the key in and go like any other from that time. Not all, but most were more user friendly. Some cars nowadays won't even come with oil dipsticks, or a way to open the hood unless you want to void your warranty, and nobody in their right mind could call that "better" because it takes out a key step in an owners due diligence to make sure it's still road worthy and safe for the driver and passengers. Engineering was not per say "poor" back then either. Less technology advanced, yes, but not poor on the engineering aside from a handful of models. I can say that objectively a 94 nissan hardbody is better than a 2022 silverado for the simple fact that the bloated technology makes it objectively worse than the nissan. The Silverado thereof had a problem causing "limp mode". Look into it when you get the time. You cannot call that a workhorse if that or anything else happens that heavily takes away the actual uses of what the vehicle was designed to do....even if they wanted it to break down on you to extract more cash from the consumers. He has his reasoning for sure, but I think this is still from a specific perspective. Simplicity can go a long way, and rating the maps based on how much content they have would put Tranzit at number 1, or Moon or Shadows of Evil there. We know that's not true. Same for his low ranking of the WaW maps. He didn't even bring up the fact that the original Nacht has a different zombie AI that is quite different. It made it much more tolerable being in CQB. I agree with his Bus Depot placement because it's just a section from a much bigger and worse map, and kept "remasters" out of the bunch for the sake of the list not being too bloated with copy pastes. But with WaW maps, they are just cut up sections of the campaign. But nearly everyone can understand what to do and essentially complete what there is to do, while seeing how far you can get.....which is an entire point of zombies that seems forgotten nowadays. Kino is a timeless example. Simple enough that anyone can hop on, intriguing enough for hardened players, and can be replayed over and over, while not have you questioning if "thing A" could have been left out, or added in. I can say that in SoE. Like wtf are these bugs and aliens doing in a zombie shooter? How the hell do I open this door? Why can't this power be turned on? Why do the guns look like they vape and drink cyberpunk monster? It's not like the character monologs help with that. In MotD, the characters make that apparent, and they actually built a map that made the objective clear for most people to hop in. Sure MotD is still on the technical side, but it's not that hard since it is mimicking an actual irl event, but with a plane and has been a story cliché for a long while that most can relate or understand....unlike the Apothicons and Dark Aether storyline that requires a dregree in archeology. I'm still not saying that the WaW ones are S tier, but I'm not going to say they are F teir either. They are the good, no extra hidden fees gameplay good. Story relevance shouldn't be a concern for teir listing because it's not the main goal of the gamemode. You play multiplayer to kill other players, not work together on your team to find out the mysterys hidden within the map that could be related to the other maps to unlock a temporary camping spot after finding the 7 golden rocks and putting them in a garden to give out a killstreak because that's the story how Billy Bob saved Hawaii from WW4 fallout because the last map in the lineup hinted that Billy Bob was the chosen one or some shhh..... all while still fighting the other enemy team players. It's just not that simple to rate the CoD Zombies maps because it's apples, oranges and some dragon fruits we are looking at.

[@VoiidAsp]

@@seaweeb2258 I ain’t reading allat 💀

[@mister_wide]

Ah yes, another "every map" video not ranking every map

[@Arkimikarus240]

Which one did he missed ?

[@mister_wide]

@@Arkimikarus240Literally all non Treyarch games lmao

[@Bwekfast4lyfe]

@@mister_widehe said he ain’t gonna do them 💀

[@mister_wide]

@@Bwekfast4lyfe but that makes the title "every zombies map" a complete bullshit, he could put Treyarch in it at least. They're all sucking on Treyarch and ignoring everything else, lol.

[@VernalJason]

@@mister_wide buddy he only likes treyrach

[@jackthunderbolt4307]

for a massive video, you should do your homebrew ranking for all the guns

[@taylorann2024]

Hiiiii Timmm I hope you had a great thanksgiving!!! This is an accurate rating!!❤️

[@gunshooter]

yo bro i feel like we have never really seen your opinion on easter eggs before so why not do a every easter egg from worst to best

[@fbiagent..]

0:36 do a ranking based on how much they introduce. Example would be that the gaint (bo3) would be in F tier because it didn’t do introduce anything and a map like tranzit would be in s tier for introducing stuff like buildables, new characters, a new boss, and super easter egg, a wonder weapon, a bunch of guns, lava, new transport second use building spots and double pack a punch ( yes bo2 has double pack on the maps except origins and mob). Edit: you could also do one on challenges and based on how hard they are with stuff like the alphabet challenge (you use a gun that has the same letter/ number as the round) being like A or B and 1 box and 1 wall gun being like F or E

[@Noah-11.21]

The giant introduced the annihalator and the easter egg to get staminup or deadshot

[@natethezip]

Maybe do a ranking/tier of all maps, but solely on the environment / locations / map design

[@FionnMccrow]

Miss the lists tim love it bro

[@reaperraffy5710]

I like die rise tho

[@VernalJason]

ok and?

[@EvanThompson-bo5zv]

It’s not the greatest it’s mid at best

[@dogmat8733]

I’m so happy Zestubou is getting respect. I feel like the reason the map has such a long setup process is because there are no major threats on the map you have to prepare for. On the other maps in BO3, you typically have to prepare for a boss zombie of some kind, like the Panzer or Margwa, yet Zestubou has your only major threat be the Thrashers, which can be avoided by keeping a close eye on zombies that get close to spores. In a sense, the map is more relaxed than the other BO3 maps and encourages you to take your time setting up.

[@OldBenKenobi2318]

That’s not true at all. You encounter a thrasher when you open the bunker. Pretty sure it’s impossible to avoid. And when doing the skull rituals you will encounter multiple thrashers. Also thrashers just aren’t hard to kill during early rounds. Not a big threat at all. Also you encounter Margwas on pretty early rounds on Soe. If you know how to play the map well that is. You get one your second and fourth ritual I believe it is. Plus one after the pap ritual. I’m usually finishing all rituals by round 6 or 7. With classic gobble gums as well. You don’t really need to set up to kill the first Margwas. Same with manglers.

[@detectivemonk8575]

@@OldBenKenobi2318barn

[@FusionfallHQ5000]

That map is ass.

[@El-Masri]

@@OldBenKenobi2318you literally kill the zombie before he turns into a thrasher, after you open the bunker. It is 100% avoidable

[@OldBenKenobi2318]

@@El-Masri You actually have to kill every zombie inside the bunker fast enough or else one spawns. Yes it’s possible but the average player won’t kill every zombie fast enough. My point still stands anyways. There’s a lot of thrashers that spawn when doing the skull ritual.

[@o_l_i_p_o_p7476]

Love this video, it's a great change of pace from the "MOTD and Origins r gud lul, Transit bad" drone of every other tier list

[@braydonfisher9273]

Rank the easter egg (or whatever lore stuff that happens in that map) probably based on the difficulty to complete, how intuitive it is, and how fun/repetitive it is to do