Reason why David's food disappears so fast is because he talks while chewing...😂 He won't even stop chewing to interrupt Tim just chews trough it😂😂😂
@kidauxx.evoLoN3 ай бұрын
yo bring the subways crab sandwhiches back bro ,the world aint been the same
@ftwabn3 ай бұрын
David, I feel you man. I was so angry growing up but it's bc I grew up with my grandparents and their form of discipline didn't match the American way. I had to kneel on rice while getting whipped with a leather belt until my back bled, without a shirt on. It wasn't until my 30s when my grandma explained how she was disciplined and it made sense. Her dad tied her hair to a horses tail and let it drag her as a form of punishment. Generational trauma but it ends here.
@VieraXXII3 ай бұрын
Dude... omg😢
@HERKIMER_3 ай бұрын
SLIM FACED DAVID LOOKING GOOD...
@aliciamc.4863 ай бұрын
My first time at the boiling crab was the one in San Jose and David is not wrong about that line! lol. Wasn’t so bad in Sac, but San Jo’s location I feel is better for some reason lol
@horchataprincess32873 ай бұрын
You two are so funny 😂😂😂
@aly_sp3ctr3 ай бұрын
My partner,” I thought ‘no cap’ meant no caption” 💀🙃
@saberterminal8713 ай бұрын
39:12 what we all say whenever david tells a story that end in him beating someone up (every episode basically lol)
@0kipanderz3 ай бұрын
Lmao when I go get a pedicure they always comment on the scars on my knees like “you need to take care of your legs….put Vaseline on these multiple times every day. It’ll go away if you take care of yourself.” I’m like ummm I got them from falling down rollerblading as a child. They’re scars.
@ontherun19573 ай бұрын
falling down on rollerblading huh... or maybe it was from
@0kipanderz3 ай бұрын
@@ontherun1957 well that’s ridiculous lol
@DamTamm3 ай бұрын
45:51 my dad was a tree trimmer and made his own paddles out of the wood and would drill holes all through it. I did not want to do anything to get in trouble.
@vibecerra12343 ай бұрын
TIM LOOKING INTO THE CAM AFTER HAHAHA
@LotsOfLove4Music3 ай бұрын
55:19-- david's sudden "have u ever kissed ur dad on the lips??" LMFAOOO
@inmyheads.show333 ай бұрын
If you do LCD correctly, it can like 16h. Half a tab (little square) every 2h will not only help you not get hit in the face by a brick wall of high. But it makes it last longer and it’s safer that way (LCD Guru here with years of experience don’t do it alone unless you want a deep changing experience vs for fun and giggles)
@ronniica3 ай бұрын
BOILING CRAB!!! 🦀 ❤❤❤❤🎉
@M.Montgomeryz3 ай бұрын
I’ve been shaving my head for over a year and I’ve spent $0 on hair cuts and I love it
@littleninjaboi3 ай бұрын
I thought "no cap" comes from like a bottle with a "cap" means keeping the truth in, but "no cap" means, the truth can come out of the bottle
@SehlamCCC3 ай бұрын
Is this a reupload ?? Why do I feel like I listened to this already haha
@L0V3goes3 ай бұрын
Please try the XL Instant Ramen on the podcast! Maybe with your own customizations to make it better!
@j.t.01453 ай бұрын
Boiling Crab first opened in Garden Grove in the OC, not San Jose. Just wanted to add the fun fact! 😎😎 Viet pride
@vibecerra12343 ай бұрын
I HOPE THERE COMES A TIME WHEN IT'S A SEGMENT WHERE DAVID TELLS A FAKE STORY AND TIM JUST SAYS CAP!! HAHAHA IT HAS TO BECOME A RUNNING THEME...PLEASE HAHAHA
@TobyKeef3 ай бұрын
I love Mondays
@sanduzzi3 ай бұрын
This is becoming my favourite podcast❤ but what’s up with Tim’s hair today 😅
@hanihoney173 ай бұрын
haha i almost clicked out of the video when jared from subway came up, thinking i watched this already
@nvaz233 ай бұрын
Faves 🤍✨
@0kipanderz3 ай бұрын
“Hella” made it around the world also cuz people travel. I first heard “hella” when I lived in Japan. I’ve never been to California but I had friends in Japan from there, and now it’s burned in my head lol
@pebblez_3 ай бұрын
Tall can and dudes behind da foods 🍻😵💫
@jessicacastillo91863 ай бұрын
I think Tim gets tired of David’s stories sometimes 😂😂😂
@jpaulk32943 ай бұрын
The nipps convo had me looking str8 crazy at work🤪
@johnpastrana70433 ай бұрын
Its not called 'jack in the box' any more, it'll be called "Jack -san in the bento box' 😃😃
@rickyyang33572 ай бұрын
David really had a tough ass upcoming.
@vatuesbet83533 ай бұрын
ignorance is bliss 😆
@350znismo083 ай бұрын
The disrespect Tim this foo said does Sacramento have jack in the box?!?! Lmfaoooo wtf
@jenniferlle3 ай бұрын
😂 shrooms is not that bad lol I think David would like micro dosing 😅
@lativoluxury3 ай бұрын
David, I’m sorry to break it to you, sir but you experienced child abuse you literally should have been taken out of your parents custody with no contact until you’re 18
@TheBloodyPopcorn3 ай бұрын
3 and a half minutes of ads at the beginning is dirty work
@chinoskateboardv3 ай бұрын
Doing ayahuasca or heavy dosing shrooms before cocaine is crazy.
@tackywacky993 ай бұрын
Jack in the box did boba milk tea too
@bnfl233 ай бұрын
Is this a Patreon episode or mistakingly OF post.
@Ban11ana113 ай бұрын
Sooooo that jack n the crack trying to keep up with the trends
@black4pienus3 ай бұрын
Damn. Angry American teenagers. I don't remember ever seeing a fight at one of my schools. I would remember that, because it was something that never happened. It never went further than words.
@CuongChanster3 ай бұрын
Thought it was just me after boiling crap! Got the shebang spicy. My gut will be rumbling
@natloves273 ай бұрын
sometimes i feel like davids stories are in fact cap
@turonpapiii42183 ай бұрын
having a buff body is 70% nutritious food
@lifewithashley14983 ай бұрын
David I love you so much!! But my friend, 10 grand and 20 grand it’s not average pay in LA. I wish lol
@LadyXDynamic300003 ай бұрын
I thought “no cap” was from Chicago. I always thought it meant “cap” like if you lyin “stop it put a cap on it, close it”. Therefore “no cap” is like no I will proceed “no cap” because I am telling the truth, don’t cut me off.
@LadyXDynamic300003 ай бұрын
Do you all remember the old phrase people would say like, “Put a cap on it!” To tell mfs to stfu … same concept.
@noodlejamp3 ай бұрын
SHROOMS ARE NOT AN HOIR
@life09m3 ай бұрын
WTF was in that meatball sub yoooooo I use to love that shit too but its like over 1000+ calories hahahahaha
@joshuaalexanderlynch3 ай бұрын
Nice pun, SO funny.
@vibecerra12343 ай бұрын
TIM CAPPIN DAVIDS STORY!!!! FY-NUH-LEEE!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAG!!! HAHAHAHAH MUAAHAHAHA I FEEL LIKE I GOT REVENGE THRU TIM......❤❤❤ HAHAHAHHAA 😂😂❤❤ THIS MADE MY QHOLE NIGHT..IMMA SLEEP GOOD TONIGHT..
@pebblez_3 ай бұрын
Base god
@Superstuffed3 ай бұрын
Damn 10k a month is average pay for a regular job in L.A.? Send me an application!!
@lishaslife56523 ай бұрын
I have had the most delicious pho in Idaho! But can’t find it anywhere else…it was pho with like chow mein or ramen noodles and meat wonton….. is this just made up or is there a name for it ?????
@DamTamm3 ай бұрын
I know a guy that wore waist trainers and lost a lot of weight
@HippieHollowWhroe3 ай бұрын
david so-zempic
@HippieHollowWhroe3 ай бұрын
(respectfully zaddy lookin fooinee)
@jovannygonzalez89713 ай бұрын
I prefer KickinKasian over Boiling Crab. I guess it's a SFV thing.
@Jocarla53 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@d3uzumaki3 ай бұрын
This where’s David SO’s been
@troiscaniche49373 ай бұрын
❤️
@dahnabennett75873 ай бұрын
3 and a half minutes of ads is wild
@navseal3453 ай бұрын
👍👍
@MrCjlance3 ай бұрын
❤
@StarostaWolf3 ай бұрын
I saw brain rot and I’m here for it
@captainfury13723 ай бұрын
Shabang medium All the way
@AlexxWoodwick3 ай бұрын
David looks healthy nice skin and thin
@salmahernandez31423 ай бұрын
I thought 'no cap' was that someone was talking so much it's ridiculous that they have to be lying or it be nonsensical that it cannot be contained so no cap?
@purplecloudz23833 ай бұрын
Let's go
@vibecerra12343 ай бұрын
YOU ALWAYS LYING ABOUT SLAPPIN SOMEBODY!..........
@sLeepy10043 ай бұрын
Seafood boils is all butter 🧈 lol dairy. Lactose intolerant people will def suffer. Lol😂😂😂😂
@clos9753 ай бұрын
Annual average income in LA 2024 is 68K lol TF he talking about you can make 8-20k a month doing a regular job.
@Nammer4033 ай бұрын
Because he got skinny. He was way funnier when he was fat
@Zombietroll04263 ай бұрын
Yo Dave is such a one upper i dont believe anything he says
@porfiriato843 ай бұрын
Hmmmmmm
@t720483 ай бұрын
this!! ive noticed hes very negative and turns every conversation topic back to him
@jt3.3 ай бұрын
Narcissistic tendency plus ADHD is op
@staciii3 ай бұрын
I didn't finish the episode yet but I'm gonna guess he's talking about him beating someone up or punching something 😂 Edit: I saw it now. I just think David had a shit life growing up lmaoo
@Nikkhil_Talwar3 ай бұрын
Lmaoooo he’s definitely bringing this up next pod🤣😭💀
@kencessprinny3 ай бұрын
The and shit gets me david, it was the most annoying thing ever
@TC-es6qb3 ай бұрын
David So- “she has no talent”…. Come on dude that rides the Tim C train. Your podcast is terrible and you rode the JK train until that ended.
@Adrian-qj4tl3 ай бұрын
Jumpers Jump is the worst podcast i have ever seen thats craps corny.
@ambition29593 ай бұрын
3 minutes straight of ads is a waste of time and stupid
@Timothy3 ай бұрын
You can fast forward on KZbin!
@pebblez_3 ай бұрын
Oh my buddha lmao 16:37
@_Maxten3 ай бұрын
7:08 nah that fr is just a hawaiian thing. Even for kids. I see butt naked kids playin outside front yard in jamaica type shi
@LadyXDynamic300003 ай бұрын
This is what I was wondering. Like is this a cultural thing? I also get that , hey there’s pedos out here.
@Carolina-zo9io3 ай бұрын
@37:22 No Cap was started because people lying about their bald spot (Hatfish) when you holla at a chick, then the cap comes off, your a lying ass boi, ... Capping Ah Boi🧢