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This Aged Great!

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@thisagedgreat 4 ай бұрын

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@kor-cv9uz Ай бұрын

but if those people where smaller, bro xD

@Qwazim0d00 2 ай бұрын

When she got on her knees in the beginning, she reminded him of Gary Oldman pretending to be a little person so he rejected her.

@Glassandcandy 6 ай бұрын

“It’s not that the land is too small it’s the people are too big!” Actually hurt myself laughing so hard at this, bravo sir 👏

@thisagedgreat 6 ай бұрын

Thank you! We were proud of that one.

@Glassandcandy 6 ай бұрын

@@thisagedgreat you guys never cease to amaze, banger after banger.

@nothingruler14All 15 күн бұрын

I laughed so hard I choked: "if all those people were just smaller..."

@johngilmore697 6 ай бұрын

He trains firefighters but dresses like he works on wall street?

@saucers4eyes695 5 ай бұрын

The wardrobe design for this film was unhinged

@skyjackmorgan 5 ай бұрын

He was on his way to the event when he was wearing the suit. But yeah. It’s all ridiculous.

@suicidaleuphoria7012 5 ай бұрын

I don’t know. Why do families always live in nice houses in sit-coms? Why is the man of the house morbidly obese, but his wife is smoking hot?

@DavidLLambertmobile 5 ай бұрын

MM lives in a wierd garage, warehouse type place. Not very secure for a urban area.

@johngilmore697 5 ай бұрын

@@DavidLLambertmobile That is how TV land shows how cool someone is

@alexanderhikel2350 20 күн бұрын

Love how they try to pass Gary as a dwarf who has a normal sized torso and arms but just really small legs lmao

@patmccrotch5373 12 күн бұрын

The Chris rock "but I undastann" was perfect 😂

@Elric54 3 ай бұрын

Didn't even need to touch the fact that Oldman is walking on his knees the entire movie. That's how wild this movie is.

@mikemercer5940 3 ай бұрын

“You tryna steal my pants?” Had me dying. 😂

@Todd-_-Umptious 5 ай бұрын

If every person had a friend that laughed this much while you talked about a terrible movie you seen, there would be no more violence in the world.

@kathryningeorgia 11 күн бұрын

This is goddamned right!

@Dude-hr4oh 25 күн бұрын

How could you not talk about Gary Oldman wearing his shoes on his knees?😂

@Ganondorfdude11 2 ай бұрын

This is one of those movies that you can't believe was a real thing and feels like an extended SNL sketch where no one was in on the joke.

@staysain 3 ай бұрын

the more i hear of this podcast the more its just one guy explains a movie in a funny way and then his friend laughs, and i am here for it :)

@Fanrule 2 ай бұрын

" It's not that the land is too little , it's that the people are too BIG . " - Middle East Accords 2024

@LoganBluth 2 ай бұрын

Wow, they didn't even mention the fact that Peter Dinklage has a *_RRRRRidikooluss Franch accént_* throughout this entire film.

@alphabros5226 Ай бұрын

I think the major issue with Gary Oldman playing someone with dwarfism, even with them trying to hide how weird it looks for him to walk on his knees apparently, is of course the fact that he has normal person proportioned arms.

@erinmalone2669 18 күн бұрын

People with achondroplasia have average size torso, and that would make sense although he doesn’t have the cranial features

@chi7775 3 күн бұрын

6:17 the hat is such an interesting choice for this scene 😭😭

@shpidermonky6443 5 ай бұрын

"You trying to steal my pants" 😂

@GnJs6PackTraining 5 ай бұрын

😂 lol, who turns down that?

@tpac28 6 ай бұрын

Holy sh#t! I was hoping you would get to this classic one day! 😂 Outstanding!!!

@Radxcor83 4 ай бұрын

"It's 2003 and everyone looks like they smell bad." Effin accurate AF.

@OntheroxwithJameson Ай бұрын

The “people are too big, we just need little Jews and little Palestinians” bit ….just got you a new subscriber.

@princessmaly 2 ай бұрын

"Which you could argue is a disproportionate response." Oh fuck me. Holy hell. Good glorbus. You're so damn good at this.

@thisagedgreat 2 ай бұрын

Wow. Thank you so much!

@jpa145 2 ай бұрын

I agree. I thoroughly enjoyed this and subscribed.

@rogerrude313 Ай бұрын

That's Bridget the Midget an adult film star hitting the guy over the head with a boombox 😂.

@PRAGMAGICK 6 ай бұрын

gary oldman was a youngman playing a shortman as a middleagedman but as oldman on his knees, man

@Spookymulder9396 6 ай бұрын

I dunno man

@Skoora 5 ай бұрын

How did Nickelback miss this for lyric ideas?

@spaceman9599 11 күн бұрын

Are you trying to steal my pants? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AlexDelarge1990 15 күн бұрын

Hey c'mon now, this is Gary Oldman "in the performance of a lifetime".

@Durmomo0 3 ай бұрын

How did this movie fall assbackwards into this cast? Did they all owe someone a favor or something?

@motelghost477 16 күн бұрын

That wizard hat was Kate Beckinsale's "lucky hat" and she only agreed to appear in the film on the condition that she could wear her lucky hat in the film.

@theunstoppabledriver6978 23 күн бұрын

You have some funny one liners man. Thx for the laughs during a rough time.

@teodelfuego 18 күн бұрын

Hope things turn around for you. These videos are great way to lighten things up, aren’t they?

@theholymackerel072 2 ай бұрын

The talent that agreed to sign their name on this disaster is unreal. WHAT were they thinking????

@TheHowlingMan Ай бұрын

"but if all those people were just smaller," lmfao

@jamesdrummond7684 18 күн бұрын

i snorted, no lie

@sushi0hifi 3 ай бұрын

I’m not a prostitute, it’s just 2003 and everyone looks like they smell bad 😂😂

@tommccarthy6795 4 ай бұрын

8:37 how has nobody pointed out Gary Oldman wedged into a couch with a pair of motionless straw-filled dwarf legs sticking out

@tommccarthy6795 4 ай бұрын

Like the guy spends the whole movie just walking around on his knees with the camera panned high in the CGI equivalent of the stairs-behind-the-couch trick

@StandWatie1862 3 ай бұрын

The good ol days.

@randomthings8801 Ай бұрын

“But if they were smaller” absolutely slayed me.

@ginadelsasso288 Ай бұрын

Is that seriously how it ended!?!? Thank you for saving me an hour and a half of my life.

@alexiamoreland992 5 ай бұрын

The blow job scene was so confusing to me. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. Here me out...maybe they were trying to do something like when she's on her knees, she looks really short and so that reminds him of his family and makes him uncomfortable. Learning this movie exists has got my brain all scrambled.

@thisagedgreat 5 ай бұрын

Oh wow. That really makes sense! Brilliant.

@increase9896 4 ай бұрын

@@thisagedgreat It's Kubrickian. Astonishing. 10/10 film

@Picasso_Picante92 4 ай бұрын

Thanks for pointing that out because in my mind there is ALWAYS time for a blow job from Kate Beckinsale. Always.

@Njbear7453 2 ай бұрын

You are SMART! Wow

@MyBestPalJimbo 2 ай бұрын

Kate Beckinsale: how could you not tell me your parents are little persons???? Also Kate Beckinsale: *doesn't tell her own parents*

@evertonlima84 2 ай бұрын

5:58 - When your custom made character is in a cutscene

@sublimeade 2 ай бұрын

Seriously thought the same thing, a sleepy elf shows up to firefighter training

@debtrunner7929 2 ай бұрын

lmao

@brocktonblockbuster6555 6 ай бұрын

Shocker of a movie. Oldman hobbling around on his knees 🤷🏻‍♂️ With normal length arms 👌🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@whimsicalhamster88 2 ай бұрын

Oh wow, that took a turn. According to a Yahoo article on the making of the film, Kate Beckinsale agreed to do the movie for scale if she was allowed to wear the stupid wizard hat which was her “lucky hat.”

@johnobrien8773 2 ай бұрын

Does "for scale" mean that she was paid as though she were a little person?

@d3nza482 Ай бұрын

@@johnobrien8773 Less. She worked for SAG minimum wage. All those midgets probably had agents who had gotten them all a much better deal.

@d3nza482 Ай бұрын

Ah... you stopped at that part. Read on. The part where the movie was produced by the creator of COPS (Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do... - that guy) - and then his WIFE comes in and says that THE HAT MUST GO! But the hat can't go - it's in the contract. And so the director and the producers start feuding - all the way to the editing room. Where they take the director's cut of “a raucous comedy about little people f***ing each other” and make it into a romantic comedy. Director wants his name off the movie, can't because rules, slams producers at Sundance - never works again.

@zig-carnivorous 6 күн бұрын

d3nza482 omg that sounds fascinating, tysm😁

@solidkingcobra 2 ай бұрын

4:48 this will solve this forever conflict, Ben Moore you've done it again.

@MrBjanders 3 ай бұрын

I highly recommend watching the trailer for the movie on youtube, it's great. It includes the line "...and in the role of a lifetime, Gary Oldman." Like this was meant to sweep the Oscars 😂

@coffeeguyd 2 ай бұрын

It truly was a role in his lifetime...

@DavidLLambertmobile Ай бұрын

@@coffeeguyd I don't get why he went with the Jeff Foxworthy tone, speech ... 🗣

@jeremyblase 8 күн бұрын

That Gaza Strip joke 😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DogFoxHybrid 8 күн бұрын

Blood libel, how funny

@GHMYahooka 8 күн бұрын

@@DogFoxHybridthat's not what blood libel is.

@lucashoermann1736 6 ай бұрын

Shout out to the dancing lp from Twin Peaks playing the father!

@kaytrout3836 4 ай бұрын

Idk how this channel popped into my feed, or who the hosts even are. But it’s my new favorite channel. You guys are hilarious

@thisagedgreat 4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much!

@MostlyCloudy 3 ай бұрын

imagine filming an entire movie on your KNEES.

@umanicksy7107 2 ай бұрын

You got to make in Hollywood somehow😅

@lukasd.4389 2 ай бұрын

Hey, lot's of people make their living that way

@DavidLLambertmobile Ай бұрын

GO has stand ins, doubles in a few scenes.

@DrSpoculus 6 күн бұрын

It was like 3 scenes.

@umanicksy7107 2 күн бұрын

@@DrSpoculus you definitely have a Dr.Spock-like sense of humour, or lack of one😆

@bryanrickard7712 5 ай бұрын

Dude Gary Oldman was in Midgeface

@DavidLLambertmobile 3 ай бұрын

His agent said it was a short film 🥸 ....

@marthapozo4881 2 ай бұрын

My favorite is when Mcconaughey yells, "I'm a dwarf!!!"

@OldMovieFan1973 Ай бұрын

"And in the role of a Lifetime....Gary Oldman"😂😂😂😂

@DavidLLambertmobile Ай бұрын

GO talks like Jeff Foxworthy for 2hr! 🎭

@robhappe853 5 ай бұрын

"But if they were smaller.."😂😂😂

@RichieRich1234RICH Ай бұрын

Ok this is hilarious. How did I never know about this movie? That apparently is Kate Beckinsales lucky hat. The story that she only agreed to be in the movie if she could wear that hat is just one of the reasons we need a film of the making of this film.

@simpledisorder 2 ай бұрын

Time is a flat circle, LOL!

@NHKxt 3 ай бұрын

this is like the clean version of how funny Cumtown is when Nick Mullen's explaning stuff lmao

@My_Balls 3 ай бұрын

The dudes laugh isn't quite a stav cackle but it does the job

@My_Balls 3 ай бұрын

Also I'm gay etc etc

@mastpg Ай бұрын

Finding out about this movie was like discovering that Steph Curry, LeBron James, Tim Duncan, Kevin Durant and Giannis were all on the a\same middle school basketball team...and they went 0-17.

@bernd_das_brot6911 Ай бұрын

I think the scrooge hat was in Beckinsale’s contract, no joke, according to Wikipedia she only joined the movie because she was allowed to wear her lucky hat

@jacksp8de 27 күн бұрын

Holy shit you’re not lying! WTF and I read somebody got fired for that

@owenatkinson5744 24 күн бұрын

Oh how I wish that had been in her contract for the Underworld movies.

@ctbadger 7 күн бұрын

Was she going on a trip to Pittsburgh?

@janestarr79 2 ай бұрын

I came back to this and realized your McConaughey was really solid gold and you deserve a golden key to the city for your heroism.

@thisagedgreat 2 ай бұрын

Thank you! I’m an extremely uneven and under-appreciated impressionist.

@howardX81 5 ай бұрын

This is the best Commentary I've ever heard!

@DavidLLambertmobile 5 ай бұрын

This could be a wierd movie with Mark or a Riff Raxx

@peacecitizen1 5 ай бұрын

First off, holy s*** this movie exists!? Gary Oldman played a little person!? Don't forget 2003 was basically the 90s

@alyzu4755 5 ай бұрын

"Are you tryin' to steal my pants?" 🤣🤣🤣

@themirrorsofmymind 5 ай бұрын

*The guy's laugh was funnier than the line!*

@SamP-by7iv 6 ай бұрын

Thank you for unlocking this memory. I totally forgot this film existed but I saw it in SCHOOL. A teacher I had played it in class lmao

@ot63 2 ай бұрын

Gary Oldman in the performance of a lifetime.

@VinluvAntonHandesbukia 2 ай бұрын

Well about half a lifetime

@NetanyahuWarCriminal 5 ай бұрын

This was playing on tv in like 2016 and I couldn’t believe what I was watching. How does Gary Oldman look like he’s in his 60’s while also being Matthew McConaughey’s twin brother??

@Slug99 5 ай бұрын

True fact: Beckingsale only did this movie if she was allowed to wear the old timey sleeping cap.

@justins21482 4 ай бұрын

"...I'm not going to, BUT I understand..." hahahaha had me rolling.....

@CorbCorbin 6 ай бұрын

The Gaza, smaller peops segment, is hilarious.

@thisagedgreat 6 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@SubVet84 Ай бұрын

4:46 that is one of those once in a lifetime full body laughs!!!

@Liusila Ай бұрын

Came out of nowhere, golden lines

@Thurston86 2 ай бұрын

Numerous people looked at Gary Oldman on his knees and said “Perfect! Let’s cast him!”. They should’ve just given the role to Peter Dinklage.

@sarahb6570 2 ай бұрын

“but if there’s no tall ppl around, how can we make it stand out that he’s small???” And then Gary Oldman lifted his shoulder to his ear and said “what if it looked like i have a stiff neck” 😂😂

@jasminehouston-burns1691 Ай бұрын

It's better when people actually act

@gz5405 Ай бұрын

@@jasminehouston-burns1691 you don’t think Dinklage is a good actor? I think this role would’ve been well within in his range.

@jasminehouston-burns1691 Ай бұрын

@@gz5405 I'm saying that you should not need to actually be a member of some group to play a member of some group.

@obscure.reference Ай бұрын

@@jasminehouston-burns1691 if you’re making a movie about midgets and you literally have a midget who is a great actor sitting right there and you decide you want gary oldman to awkwardly, unconvincingly walk on his knees or bury half his body in a couch, you’re just being difficult.

@danmer8995 6 ай бұрын

...'but if all those people were smaller...'❤😂😂😂

@pairashootpants5373 6 ай бұрын

Lmao @ "you trying to steel my pants?" 😅😅😅

@kayknouse3300 16 күн бұрын

The most ridiculous part of this movie is that in real life, they can tell fairly early in the pregnancy if the baby has dwarfism. I know because they thought my son could possibly have it but it turned out he's just a small guy. My family is just full of short stocky people. Anyway, they can tell head and limb growth with ultrasound.

@azraelmacool3194 15 күн бұрын

Yeah, my memory at the time when it came out was, little people groups mostly denounced it for inaccurate info. I guess it’s basically impossible for their baby to have dwarfism because if both of his parents had it, and he doesn’t, it means he doesn’t have the gene at all, and stuff like that.

@the-real-Lovefist 6 ай бұрын

“But if all those people were smaller …”

@miller13ico 5 ай бұрын

"not that the land is too small, the people are too big"...LMAO

@boboloko 6 ай бұрын

So Gary Oldman walks on his knees for the whole movie to portray a little person? Oof. Who was his agent?

@reprintranch 6 ай бұрын

"Gary, baabe -- this is Oscar material! Think Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump, Charlie Theron in that lady serial killer movie. This'll be equally transformative but there's no CGI! It's all you, plus some strategic camera angles. How're your knees? Any injuries?"

@boboloko 6 ай бұрын

@@reprintranch Gary: what about my arms? How do I make them shorter? Agent: you’re overthinking it. Trust me. You’ll get a chance to make out with the female lead. She has a lower back tattoo. Gary: I’m in

@MrStimpson38 2 ай бұрын

"We need little Jews and little Palestinians." Sold.

@mojojojo560 5 ай бұрын

Are you trying to steal my pants fucked me up hahaha.

@sophiiniko 4 ай бұрын

This format is brilliant

@thisagedgreat 4 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@Todd_1971 15 күн бұрын

Only this channel can make Matthew McConaughey sound like Jimmy Stewart. Imagine Jimmy going "All right, all right, all right" in It's A Wonderful Life.

@trevorlambert4226 6 ай бұрын

This is the second analysis I've seen for this movie. It's really hard to imagine what they were thinking. 2003 wasn't all that long ago.

@intello8953 5 ай бұрын

Ever decade seems to have their unique groove 😂

@trevorlambert4226 5 ай бұрын

@@intello8953 If you have other examples of 2000s movies in this vein, I'm sure we'd all like to hear about them.

@DavidLLambertmobile 5 ай бұрын

21 years? 🤔 ... that's a bit... I was 32 then.

@intello8953 5 ай бұрын

@@trevorlambert4226 majority of the “teen” movies of the 2000s was basically high school kids that look more like college kids acting like degenerate hedonists. It’s rare you find those types of movies nowadays but you do have those rare series like Euphoria 😂

@CR-xt7cd Ай бұрын

The commentary is genius - I’m about to wet my pants 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bent4116 5 ай бұрын

"It's not the land that's too small, it's the people are too big.." true, so true..

@haruruben 2 ай бұрын

The execution of this movie is so comical

@DavidLLambertmobile Ай бұрын

It's the small flubs and flaws you see. I swear they use 2 different log cabins, sets in 3rd act. The places seem way off.

@MalissiaCreates Ай бұрын

I honestly don’t know if the comment was actually that funny, but I’m dying laughing because of the person rolling as the hype man in the background!!

@KarlBuckley-bw3vc 6 ай бұрын

"It didn't make me gay, but I understand".. cut to Chris Rock standup 😂😅

@ymarksthespot 2 ай бұрын

This director made the most hilarious biopic of Ted Bundy.

@geraldbouvy1222 Ай бұрын

The same peter dinklage that cost little people their jobs when he complained about disney highering them for Snow White....because of "respect". Lol.

@hayderneamah1323 Ай бұрын

They only demand respect and suddenly have principles when they famous and super rich . When they start they have no dignity.

@Yankee_Doodle_Dandy Ай бұрын

It was my understanding that they didn’t hire little people, to not cause offense, and that upset him because he wants more opportunities for dwarfs. Idk, someone look this up

@RoganBits Ай бұрын

@@Yankee_Doodle_Dandy I thought so too; but it's more complex than that. He doesn't want them portrayed as living in caves, mythical creatures...but it's all very muddy water, and it honestly feels like he said something off hand that is correct, and then people jumped on it, and turned it into something else. I found the original audio; and it's not nearly what people are claiming. He said "it feels backwards for dwarves to live in caves while you cast a latino snow white." and he was pointing out how in one direction they are making 'progress' by hiring the latino woman, but then show backwards progress for little people. I don't know man, it's a very off hand comment, and it is taken from a conversation he was having, and he then said he would be 'all in' for a progressive remake (in regards to how they depict dwarves). It's like if me and you are talking about cops; and I say I don't like them, but they serve a purpose, and you turn around and say 'RoganBits says all cops need to be fired!' They misrepresented what he said, and what his intent was. That's why I'm having trouble describing it for you; despite having read articles and heard the original audio. It would be more honest to say 'Peter has concerns regarding depictions of dwarves', and less honest to say what they claim was said.

@RodrigoFernandez-k2i Ай бұрын

Hiring

@obscure.reference Ай бұрын

@@RoganBitsthey dont even live in caves they live in a nice cottage, they just work in a mine

@skyjackmorgan 5 ай бұрын

I saw this when it came out. It was supposed to be Matthew M’s comeback. And Kate B’s chance at real acting after the Underworld stuff. The only one who made it out unscathed was Dinklage. He’s vegan btw.

@bolo2393 5 ай бұрын

Is that why he is small? Dude should eat a steak

@poppers7317 5 ай бұрын

Yeah, Matthew McConaughey was never seen in a real movie after that again. He only got rolls in small indie movies like Interstellar and made for TV crap like True Detective.

@skyjackmorgan 5 ай бұрын

@@poppers7317 It wasn't until Dallas Buyers Club that he got back his respect. Read his book. It was difficult for him.

@lucashoermann1736 5 ай бұрын

@poppers7317 There's nothing "crap" about the 1st season of True Detective. It's up there with some of the greatest television ever made.

@poppers7317 5 ай бұрын

@@lucashoermann1736 no shit...

@Ki11ersix 5 ай бұрын

This was the funniest thing I’ve watched in a while. Subbed

@thisagedgreat 5 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@daniellankford7125 5 ай бұрын

Best review of a movie ever!! Thank you 😅😅🥰🥰

@Picasso_Picante92 4 ай бұрын

I'm fucking 60 years old and I never heard of this movie. Gary Oldman playing a little person? WTF? This is one of those films that you never hear Oldman, Beckinsale or McConaughey ever talk about. Jeezus.

@g3nj1 5 ай бұрын

The commentary on the "dispute in the middle east" is comedic gold. This guy is hilarious.

@maxkproductions 2 ай бұрын

this film is so wild. the director made a really cool 1996 thriller called "Freeway" and was also responsible for a film which allegedly existed called "Schwaz" which some friends and I went looking for until somebody contacted the director and he confirmed it didn't exist.

@robrotron2084 3 ай бұрын

This reminded me that in 1997 there's an episode of X Files where the ENTIRE plot is "Scully gets a lower back tattoo." (It's evil and tries to kill her)

@TheNitroG1 3 ай бұрын

omg. I did not know that and yet I grew up in the 90's so I fully believe you.

@Thebotulism 3 ай бұрын

And that reminds me of an old Tale's from the Crypt episode about a woman that has a Dragon (I think) Tattoo that comes to life and kills the men she sleeps with.