Titans & A perfect solution | Best of r/HFY | 1933 | Humans are Space Orcs | DeathWorlders are OP

[@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68]

"Titans are just propaganda" * Later * "Yo why tf that mountain moving twords us?!"

[@Chokah]

And is it...singing?!

[@robertalexander5892]

Imagine how a Scottish platoon being led by bagpipes would effect them. 😁

[@Chokah]

@@robertalexander5892 About like having the Rockies stand up and start marching to the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" would to Americans. AKA we'd shite ourselves

[@imjang2430]

Camouflaged heavy tank would totally BE a moving mountain for them

[@kaseymathew1893]

Humans are "titans" at nearly 2 meters. And then we reveal what a human calls a Titan: A Vanguard-Class Titan (from Titanfall 2) is over 6 meters tall and weighs 40 tons.

[@satibel]

*laughs in Warhammer 40k titans* An emperor titan is basically a walking city block, at 150M tall.

[@kingjshgrumpy5481]

@@satibel everybody laughing until the church starts walking.

[@crimsondragon1259]

@@kingjshgrumpy5481 fighting*

[@MTF.TAU5..Bob.]

@@kingjshgrumpy5481 if you don't go to church the church will come to you

[@cadenfinch4813]

@@satibel I’m the author, this absolutely occurred to me.

[@ChaosLierLen]

Imagine how they would see a trained elephant.

[@thetrap1880]

I was thinking about releasing cats behind enemy lines

[@eduardtulea8301]

@@thetrap1880 or a hungry rat

[@no-gracias9863]

@@thetrap1880 hungry rats would be enough

[@USS_Grey_Ghost]

@@thetrap1880 that actually is how one army beat the ancient Egyptian army they had cats in the front lines and the army wouldn’t risk killing the cats

[@Random_Tech-Priest]

Or a blue whale

[@unitNitro]

I hope there’s another part for the “titans” story. id love to see more in that universe. hopefully from the opposing side’s perspective

[@anathardayaldar]

And then, the human's imperial fleet arrived.

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

First story: Humans are titans, what will the galaxy think once we start bringing out combat mechs. Second Story : Toxoplasmosis FTW.

[@GeoRyukaiser]

Honestly, they'd be terrified if we busted out dirt bikes.... Or Horses.

[@anathardayaldar]

And then, the human's imperial fleet arrived.

[@WE_DONT_LIE]

Death star drops in xenos why do I here boss music and what's that archaic language

[@ChucktheSpicyChicken]

"Stand by for titan fall."

[@anathardayaldar]

At last, a world where I would be considered tall!

[@johncochran8497]

Well, actually on Earth, humans are giants, provided you use a logarithmic scale. Yes, there are some animals larger than us. But there are far far more that are smaller. For instance, the largest land animal is the African bush elephant with a maximum mass of 10,000 kg. One the log scale, call it a 4. Humans average 70 kg (log = 1.84). Smallest mammal is the Etruscan shrew with a mass of 3 grams (log = -2.52). The midpoint on that scale is about 5.5 kg or 12 lbs (size of a large pet cat). For a 12 lb animal, a shrew would consider it about as large as that 12 lb animal would consider an elephant. So anything above its size would be "giant" while anything below would be "tiny". And no matter how short you are when compared to an average human, you would still fall onto the giant scale.

[@imjang2430]

Even our dwarves are giants to them. Babies, probably weird fat people. Anyway...

[@MyrdinAnnoth]

After hearing the 1st story I recommend searching for the song "Titanicus" on Ytube. Just imagine a human soldier in full body armor striding along those tiny, tiny legions while this plays in the background.

[@willgallatin2802]

Titans slightly exceeding 2 meters is a fairly common thing.

[@yomogami4561]

serving in the best of traditions: human titans. i await more chapters with anticipation the second story was very amusing thanks for the narration

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

[@WingManFang1]

Humans 🆚 Aliens: the aliens… “Here kitty kitty…”

[@dmaxcustom]

I am shocked there are no stories of human inside Elemental like armors being an absolute terror to the xenos.

[@Astavyastataa]

That day, Xeno-kind received a grim reminder…

[@peterwall8191]

Titans ? Nah! Humans are not that tall ,on average. The titans were monsters. Huge ! Half breeds , half human half divine, who had gone west in an act of teenage rebellion. When their parent went to get them home ..now that was WAR! On their side at least, the gods just laughed in their faces and grounded them with no privileges (no human servants to look after them) for about the rest of the era. None survived the Cataclysm. No room for hybrids, in Heaven or in Orbit, too damned big to fit. Some of the second gen's tried to remain with their children, they got tagged, bagged and in orbit , by force. Humans as pets! Well why not ? We 've been slave labour , beasts of burden, domestic servants, sex objects, hunted like beasts for pleasure.. Pets would be a step up actually.

[@AgentPepsi1]

Merry Christmas to you!! 😘😘😘

[@chrisdufresne9359]

Ah yes, The Humans domesticated themselves

[@TheStarMachine2000]

Ah yes, cat human hybrids. Indomitable wills paired with absurd stubbornness, ridiculous curiosity, and the ability to fit anywhere? This will be entertaining if nothing else

[@imjang2430]

Some nasty fetishes are coming out

[@duanesamuelson2256]

Very late..but the cute thing with cats is a parasite not a virus...and yes a significant percentage of humans have that parasite in their brain

[@kerwinbrown4180]

Good stories

[@DragonJohn]

Gulliver goes to space

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@chadgaming7511]

Where is the titan story on reddit (soory for bad spelling

[@RWU3125]

Links are in the description of every video

[@crimsonlord7774]

Are they chipmunks? I like it, but I’m still confused as hell.

[@imjang2430]

I thought of insects for some reason

[@Hellsong89]

@@imjang2430 Story talked about warrior forms being larger than workers so yes insects would be closest thing to describe them.

[@travisz59]

The final one was aproved by uncle elon tusk.

[@BigsZone]

Titans

[@marvinjohnson2488]

2nd comment, for the algorithm!

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@ianhogben3472]

is there a chapter 2 to titians

[@cadenfinch4813]

There will be soon

[@ianhogben3472]

@@cadenfinch4813 hyped

[@genericuser984]

cool

[@lanceknowlton1871]

Obligatoire algorithm comment

[@sandrolarocca3113]

CATS

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm