TMGW

[@JoannaDorian]

A wise man (Nick Miller) once said “I love getting old, I feel like I’m aging into my personality” and it has always stuck with me bc I feel the exact same way

[@emmasdot]

Timestamps 1:25 Ad ends 2:55 Grace's side effects 9:01 Mamrie turns 40 soon 18:06 Football Sunday *(Ad break ends)* 23:13 Mamrie’s Redaction 24:33 The Roman Empire 28:49 Shannon Beador’s DUI 31:12 Men’s secret shots 36:27 Giving birth at concerts *(Ad break ends)* 38:56 Reclaiming girlhood 48:55 Vanna White’s contract extension 50:49 Mamrie’s skincare update

[@Faeriecoma]

Bless u

[@KisDraga]

I'm 35 and genuinely feel like a lost 16 year old.. I really appreciate how you guys talk about age and life.. it really helps me feel ...better..about it all. Ngl...I still feel heavy shame w where i am in life but seeing you two in action to be and admirable in a way that doesn't lead to me feeling worse about myself. Lol I just feel proud of yall and love that I can laugh w the stories you share ❤

[@Ellysmelly48]

I've been a bartender for almost 10 years now and men ARE notorious for secret shots!! Not sure why that's a thing but it truly is!

[@aliflanagan7669]

I used to do that when I had a drinking problem 😬 whatever the reason something's up!

[@s.hinzman7728]

Oh damn it, I lived with an abusive alcoholic for 15 years (nightmare) but just went out with a wonderful guy but suspect secret shots on the date. Wondering now if I should talk to him about my concerns

[@aliflanagan7669]

@@s.hinzman7728 if you're worried about something and it's safe to do so, I think you should bring it up

[@Aelffwynn]

​@s.hinzman7728 that's a tough one. He could be a problem drinker or he could have just been nervous. I'm sorry you went through that and I hope all goes well for you now 💜

[@nolaray1062]

The girls always coming through with the best timing! Cheers!!!! 🥂

[@dannyshepard9382]

It’s astonishing to me that nearly 1k people were awake at 3am potentially to watch this 😂 I know it was like 11pm in California but still

[@VoltaReprieve]

Time zones, the world is not just America

[@dannyshepard9382]

@@VoltaReprieve not was I said or was even implying lol but sure

[@VoltaReprieve]

@@dannyshepard9382 what were you saying then mate? Cause it seemed you were saying you were astonished that people at 3am your time were awake to watch this upon post, even though these two gals have viewers all over the world on different timezones.

[@FuriousDinosaur123]

women don't have a "Roman Empire" because we're constantly thinking of everything, all at once, all the time.

[@kamirinc]

Loved listening to this while I got ready for work this morning!

[@TimothyRobert93]

As someone who has pretty regular echo cardiograms (I have a half of a heart) It's wild to hear Grace describe it on this podcast, it's like "I KNOW THAT!" but I can't image being a woman and getting that done, I feel like it would be very venerable. As a guy, taking my shirt off and getting it done doesn't feel as intimate as I assume it does as a woman. My (half) heart goes out to you!

[@thisisabookchannel]

girl dinner is also nice because you might sometimes feel shame for not having it all together and then you realize it's actually a universal experience

[@michelleneal6860]

Hey mametown! I turned 40 in 2020, during the HEAT of the pandemic. And it was the best! Just me and my now husband. I’ve always struggled with celebrating myself. I had a “not quite 30” karaoke party for my 29th birthday. It was great! Who cares about the number. Plan an incredible party and come up with the reason later. Forget about numbers. From a 43 year old to a… whatever number you choose to identify with. Love you both!

[@tanyat24]

Absolutely awesome pod. Have had a tough day and being able to lay in bed and unwind with this has been amazing, ❤

[@lellio9285]

Morning listen to keep my spirits up from the north east of England! X

[@charliehatch288]

Just in time for the afternoon smoke down here in Aus👌 im ready to giggle

[@deb388]

As a woman from the U.K i think about the Roman empire quite often but then i do live 10 minutes away from an old Roman fort and an old Celtic hilltop from where my tribe the Silurians fought them. Its part of our history. All the old roads in the U.K were built by the Romans.

[@willjibaja5617]

Your ads for Factor/Beis is swapped 14:32

[@nickiebaker]

Boost

[@eventingirl001]

Two things: Firstofall, I need a Stella’s got her grove back/under the Tuscan Sun senior citizen hangover style movie from Mamrie. We could get Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, all the fabulous older actresses who kick ass. Netflix get on it (after coming to an agreement with SAG/WAG, support the strikes)! Secondofall: why haven’t you guys made “Two things” merch yet? I need a y shirt immediately!

[@user-rv2ig1zz3n]

Keeping up the tradition to watch this well before 7AM so that the "Regis and Kathie Lee" vibes live on through you two

[@Aelffwynn]

Which one is Regis? 👀

[@AaronHolland]

LMAO, mamrie's concentrating face

[@HaleyFromToronto]

A womans roman empire: That one embarrassing thing you did in 8th grade

[@nikiriot]

Hi!!!! It is 4:27 am where I live....I woke up and I can´t go back to sleep but I´m happy to see you upload this video!!!! love you guys

[@gerardovalenzuela8717]

thank you grace for talking about the girl trends and what is it about, i think it is really insightful to look at it like that, thank you for sharing, i admire and respect your intelligence ❤️

[@bestintentions4249]

Love the new logo and can't wait to get some merch!

[@theyoshow]

Football fans represent! It's so fun. My grandma taught me football growing up. ❤️ (she was an illegal bookie shhhhhh 😂)

[@xonoelljox]

A birthday should be to celebrate that you're still on this planet! And you get the privilege of turning 40 yrs old, that's special, and it's a moment to celebrate your successes to date with ppl that love you and want to do that with you ❤️

[@isabelreigen8155]

I am at an age now where staying home and relaxing is the perfect birthday plan.

[@DavidDavis-smiles]

Gooood morning from central Florida! Hope everyone has a great day!

[@zombie_soph]

I love it I can finally chime in on something! I am an echo tech, and I can say my preference is my patient DOESN’T talk. Hahahah. On occasion people talking can interfere with me getting my images. Echo is very postion and breathing dependent and everybody’s body is so different. So sometimes if I have a talker and their talking is continuously causing their image to come in and out of focus I tell them, no more talking 😂😂😂. But if the patient wants to small talk and it doesn’t interfere I do oblige, whatever they are comfortable with. But it definitely isn’t weird to us if you just relax and stay silent throughout the exam. I absolutely love what I do and love being able to have the type of patient care I do. Hope that give a little insight! ❤❤❤

[@kimismith18]

A friend of mine just went to an nc state football game and the whole group got covid!!! 😢 Wild.

[@ktorgs]

Green cancels red, Orange cancels blue, and Yellow cancels purple 🤗 I have had my colour wheel memorized since my Makeup Artistry program 😅😂

[@cherryd9747]

I watched an interview with a gentleman who was getting ready to turn 90. The interviewer asked him what was the best age decade and he said by far his 40’s. I wish I had heard that right before I turned 40. Instead I heard it earlier this year right before I turned 44. But I decided I was going to enjoy my 40’s from that point forward.

[@treblehearts]

it's tmgw wednesday!! so fun

[@kellinomnom]

I'd like to read that article that Grace mentioned. Was anyone able to find it?

[@wretchedbananas9746]

Roman, that is Latin, Literature (especially the poetry, like Horace's, Catullus', Ovid's, and the introspective philosophy like Seneca's) is really worth reading and thinking about, though! Profound monuments of human civilization!

[@stevereber3358]

Y2k seemed so huge until we all watched it change in Sydney then when midnight hit here 18 hours later, it had faded to no big deal. Then we argued about 12/31/99 versus 12/31/2000

[@kellinomnom]

Happy birthday, Mamrie! I thought about the Roman empire and the fall of the Roman empire a ton when team 'garbage death Cheeto' was storming the White House. Otherwise when I thing about that stuff it's more about Roman and Greek gods

[@shanabana489]

The closest thing i can think of to the roman empire to me, is me and my sister every few months we talk about in depth the jon bonet ramsey murder, and the casey anthony trial. we have watched so many documentaries on them and read court and police reports. its all so fascinating. and ultimately sad, kids were murdered.

[@amycooper2364]

mamrie your outfit brings out your eyes so much

[@ayjelsne1374]

I think the wrong version uploaded to Spotify perhaps??

[@katminer1428]

i started playing connections and i’ve truly never felt dumber

[@maddisonk88]

At least on Canadian Tiktok, the Roman Empire for women is Scott Moir and Tessa Virtue's Moulin Rouge ice dance from the 2010 Olympics.

[@melrox8809]

Good morning ladies

[@Sofakingshort22]

I agree with Chris - I am 4’9” and 3/4” … every quarter of an inch counts 😂😂😂😂

[@ThatGuyWithTheRedDakota]

100% We take secret shots. Nothing malicious. I think it comes from our significant others questioning if we had too much. So we gotta slip a couple exta ounces in. Usually it's when we are also with one or more of our buddies. Specifically one buddy of mine and I would almost do it as a game. We even found a secret back bar in a fancy hotel and got drinks there before returning back to the main bar with everyone else.

[@milkshakebananaz]

Grace, I too am I grown woman with a child’s palate! Lately I’ve really been enjoying Mac and cheese with ketchup on it

[@1chelseashort]

The secret shots were something my dad did my entire life! It is a thing.

[@ahmedwijanarko8861]

I miss Grace and Tim on cam, :')))))

[@mackenzieshreve]

I love Mamrie's shirt

[@ShelleyJaneK]

i’m 4’11 and 3/4 and I agree

[@JordanRoark]

My Roman Empire is the 6 wives of Henry VIII. Other examples I've heard are the Titanic and Anastasia Romanov.

[@caseyleeangus]

Jack the Ripper is my Roman Empire 😂

[@nicoleagahozo7193]

Late to catching up on the podcasts, but yes men more often sneak drinks in before their wives. Had two guys ask for half a pint size of whiskey each before their wives came back from the bathroom even though they were already 3 drinks in each (double old fashions). 🤯 I said no to them so they moved to a table and tried again as if the order wouldn’t ring in at the bar. 🙄

[@jhasty94]

I’m a bartender and yes husbands are always getting secret shots but I know a few wives who do too

[@jhasty94]

Is this the first episode with new graphics?

[@melissamitchell89]

A woman’s Roman Empire: Jon-Benet Ramsey

[@rebeccab2446]

I think women think more about like olden times where you had to churn butter and stuff. I sometimes think about not having a wash-machine or packaged food.

[@ecaccount1]

hey y'all genuine question about the article grace read about feminism! I really liked the idea on embracing femininity. When femininity is not used as a method of control i think it is wonderful and fun. my concern is how certain trends seem to poke fun at girls in a reductive way. Girl math and the roman empire stuff feels a little iffy to me because women historically have been pushed out of those fields, because STEM and history are seen as masculine, and I worry that those trends only double down on that gatekeeping. I was wondering what your guys' thoughts were on when the joke is taken too far, or when it actually does more harm to women than good (I think often about second wave feminism and how that movement was meant to prove how women could be in male dominated fields, and these trends seem to counter that). I love your podcast and love hearing your thoughts, I'm not really online anymore so I don't know how questionable these "girl math" jokes actually are.

[@Imberis]

Just what I needed: Mamrie singing a portion of the ol' diarrhea song! When I had an echocardiogram they gave me a "modesty" towel... that was the size of a washcloth. I could only cover one of the gals at a time.

[@a11starme]

Well I’m sure here early. Do episodes normally come out at 2am?!?!! Good to know! Hulu/Netflix shows and this might get weird all release episodes at the same time when I can’t sleep!

[@Jiddy12345]

3am on the east coast, midnight on the west coast

[@eventingirl001]

Same! If Netflix gave Grace and Mamrie a show, I would be so excited!!!!!!!

[@Aelffwynn]

Quick note: "trad wife" implies more than being a homemaker (which is a totally awesome thing to be if you and your partner want that.) On the internet today, the "trad wife" thing is associated with "traditional values" (hating gays, etc) and being as anti-feminist as possible. I love the girl trends now. I took things so seriously as a kid and then I tried so hard to be a money machine, and it all burnt me out. I'm really lucky to have a life and marriage now where I have space for unabashed fun and girlyness. Everyone should have that (or boyishness if they don't feel girly lol.)

[@HeinusHoratius]

OMG! I always thought a "trad wife" was a trade wife, like in wife swapping or something! I learn something new every day! Hahahaha! :D :D :D

[@codeypage6360]

Can u guys have Tim on 🙏😍 please do it for the boys lol

[@melrox8809]

Ryan left live with Kelly. Her husband Mark is her co host now. I gave birth to my son 2 days after I went to a Madonna concert. My friend & I were joking about what if I went into labor at the concert 😅 maybe Madonna would have held my baby 😆

[@alinaigrad]

I am very confused about the Roman Empire thing. I however think about it because they are basically my ancestors (I am from Romania).

[@hihi909]

i think womens roman empire is our wedding day and our birth stories

[@spencerallegra]

My Roman Empire is missing 411.

[@katiebrady1714]

🎵girl dinnerrrr🎵

[@Pandaliciousness]

I’m gay… And I usually do a shot alone at the bar or w/ bartenders if I’m getting more drinks for the group/ friends or date… is that not normal ?

[@stevereber3358]

Most of the Trappist monks I know are satisfied with their success, while the Bhudists get pissed at themselves every time they are not satisfied for just a second.

[@brodysstoryrescuehouse8205]

No my uncle was/is this guy! Order extra shots for yourself and a glass of wine for the wife

[@ValentineS97]

i've had an echocardiagram done this year and i can promise that she's not exaggerating even a little bit. it's such an awkward experience. for me, it had been a while since i showed my boobs to a guy, let alone a doctor lol. so i had to lay there with them just out while he's taking pics of my heart and stayed completely silent the entirety of the time, for medical purposes... 🙃

[@KateKalnicki]

Mamrie, it's correction

[@stevereber3358]

Sure you have no problem talking to the Brazilian technician, but not the ecg nurse.

[@stevereber3358]

Grace, if you pot a hole in the straw every 2 inches, the gas cannot get into your stomach ;)

[@gaflor44]

Wait. I have 21 questions about the lady giving birth at the 50 cent concert lol

[@jafettt]

Please talk about housewives in this podcast tooooooooo

[@michaeljacksin9367]

what if Ryan seek rest was the best singer you've ever heard

[@KateKalnicki]

My hot take - Rachel was too good for Ross. Also men 100% do secret shots!!! It's so weird

[@milkshakebananaz]

Grand theft Audio new podcast name I call it

[@RoryOConnor]

🎉Happy Birthmonths , ye birthdays are overrated glut events! Ascetics is the new everything! Mediation, abstentions, healthy fasting, telepathy???

[@joelwidgins6329]

Guud `Shyoyh 🍊🍊😏 🧐🌊🎐💭🍊😑😐😊🌞

[@dan25158]

next time you go in for the scans of the heart beat, just say....so...watch any good porn lately? that'll break the ice.

[@JLM_94]

Not gonna lie, hate the "new" logo and graphics. Stepping lower while growing further.... very much not the vibe...

[@Jiddy12345]

No one asked.

[@eventingirl001]

The graphics look great; yes we all loved the OG graphics but that was from the YT show that hasn’t been on for years. Let them thrive!

[@ah-nononoo]

​@@eventingirl001yeah this one incorporates what they've discussed over the years. Thoughtful and cute

[@LyssRyann]

I really really loved the convo about womanhood 🩷