TMNT PIZZA TASTE!

[@theswapmeetflea]

*writers of the show* - don't worry , kids don't have access to these ingredients. *These adults* -

[@MegaChickenfish]

You underestimate children. I had peanut butter and gummy worm sandwiches as a kid from Captain Underpants. Man it tasted awful.

[@bizznick444joe7]

@@MegaChickenfish You're going to be Captain Underpants after that

[@awesomeness-uj9qq]

I mean they were kids when they were making episodes of TMNT 1987 at the time so 🤷

[@octoman511]

or be dumb enough to try it

[@patrickx9865]

I know this is old but I'm super attracted to the girl with the scarf. She ain't scared to eat any of it either ❤❤

[@geroldgrimel4811]

I love how as soon as James drinks the Rolling Rock, he snaps straight into character. XD

[@joshuaandrews8622]

"That's a local brew."

[@ImageLimestone]

That's a Yuengling Lager, not a Rolling Rock.

[@natesingsotherthings7024]

Still any beer snaps him into character.

[@rumblingprune1525]

he’d rather eat, a pizza slice, with fudge and garlic and down it with beer!

[@ScootLoops616]

Lmao

[@lloydlandrum3040]

To be fair I have seen some crazy pizza combinations that sound worse then the types the TMNT had in the cartoon

[@tbirddddd]

He's the angriest turtle you've ever heard.

[@semaannader9860]

Still better than playing Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde.

[@SpaceCity23]

He's the angry pizza topping nerrrrrd

[@dillonwright13]

6:10 That Rollin' Rock is like the potion from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, except it turns James Rolfe into the Angry Video Game Nerd.

[@YouSoRusso]

"Face it bud, peanut butter and clams are an acquired taste!"

[@titang6173]

It sure is

[@benjoven7649]

The video just said that once I read your comment 😂😂😂

[@jayf757]

Benjamin Freeman same 🤣

[@Starweardo]

That is a VAST understatement.

[@ShadowNinja452]

And I thought eating anchovies was tough, and it is, and then there’s that choice of pizza toppings. Oof

[@shooby9496]

This will always be one of my favorite James Rolfe videos. It's honestly kind of a genius idea (at one's own expense).

[@PaxBritannia]

Watching James get progressively drunker is the best part of this video

[@flarebuster]

6:11 Little bit of AVGN popped out of James!

[@timothymckane6362]

Especially Mike doing his TMNT impressions there.

[@monstrosity6738]

The character is permanently etched in his soul

[@MeleeTiger]

James talking to himself in the mirror like he's trying to quit drinking or something in a 90's movie! XD

[@KeithRozett]

It seemed like a specific reference but I don't recognize it.

[@DmitriyK12]

Drinking or Thinking lol; sarcasm aside, I would make a funny quip but the video speaks for itself...James, Mike and a group of unnamed individuals [the really tall brown/black long haircut [head] lady/woman looks like a goth/model/ rebel/spend time with are and were some bad @$$ motherflubber's !!!

[@MrTripcore]

Reminded me of the taxi driver scene

[@bluespoondillon]

it's videos like this that make me wish I had friends

[@brunfist]

lmao. I feel the same and it won’t get better as you get older

[@madwlad799]

same xD ..miss doing stupid shit like that, now it's just me and the voices in my head

[@YugoStrange]

Same. People with friends are lucky

[@bakerfresh]

@@brunfist it doesn't...think moving, babies, work, politics and death. Here's looking to the future

[@BenjaminGessel]

Most likely, you'll have friends at some point. You have to never talk to anyone new, including your own family, to get to the point where this is indeed the case...

[@adityanegi1604]

James: "That was pretty good actually." "want another?" James: "No." 😂😂😂

[@BrandNewByxor]

This part had me dead 🤣

[@Larotian]

LMAO

[@artred3206]

this is sooo old, worst than click bait, if u need money just ask nerd

[@Tuumis]

Saving space

[@jad7932]

😂😂

[@Jack-kx5mh]

Everyone in the background looks like background characters in Scott pilgrim

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

Was there a comment deleted? Somthing seems missing in this thread

[@hipsterelephant2660]

Brian Lee O'Malley and James are part of that same generation so it makes some sense to me.

[@joeferri3491]

0:12 tunafish, peanut butter, and grape jelly 0:27 peanut butter, and clams 1:06 peanut butter, avocado, and extra pickles 1:31 marshmallow, and pepperoni 2:14 marshmallow, and asparagus 2:37 marshmallow, and guacamole 2:59 butterscotch, and onions with anchovies 3:53 tea, and toast 4:21 chocolate sprinkles, and clam sauce 5:04 chocolate chip cookies 5:29 chocolate fudge with extra garlic 6:23 chocolate fudge, sardine and chili pepper with plenty of whip cream 7:45 hot fudge, and anchovies 8:15 pepperoni, and hot fudge 8:39 pepperoni with pickles 8:51 jellybean, and sausage 9:06 peanut butter, salami, and double yogurt 9:29 shredded coconut, and sweet pickles 9:47 strawberry surprise with anchovies sauce 10:09 hot oatmeal 10:23 popcorn 10:53 anchovies, and bananas 11:09 goulash 11:36 granola, and licorice

[@axesoccer7887]

9:07 it’s actually butter instead of peanut butter

[@joeferri3491]

@@axesoccer7887 no, it’s peanut butter

[@ryanward652]

@@joeferri3491That’s correct

[@natepatrick6896]

My choice is pepperoni with pickles

[@ryanward652]

@@natepatrick6896 Mine too!

[@TBONE_2004]

4:09 - "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." - Mike Matei, channeling his inner Jean Luc Picard

[@albert09]

These people have a dog's stomach. They can eat anything. James getting more and more drunk as time passes, quite Epic.

[@RuneTrips]

Seeing James getting drunk is hilarious

[@Liar587]

Have you seen older videos of Idubbbz?

[@piotrsegal6475]

Actually this is why created the Nerd character. So that he can wash everything down with beer.

[@Bazerald777]

Or....... a turtle's stomach... hurr durr...

[@alternity28]

The beer turned James into The Nerd. Like a potion from....Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde

[@spunkyspaz]

4:05 "He was smoking like a joint" Now we know why Michelangelo is always hungry... and sounds high.

[@tbirddddd]

Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue was a lie!

[@pizzalovingtrashpanda8604]

He sounds Californian bruh 🤙

[@codprocamp4690]

James does smoke bud occasionally

[@Cragmortis]

@@pizzalovingtrashpanda8604 Aren't people from Cali 70% stoners?

[@-jank-willson]

@@codprocamp4690 No he doesn't, besides how would you know? You don't know him

[@TheGrimoiresVoice]

9:17 That scene still makes me and my father laugh to this day. And we saw this the week it came out.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Your dad's cool

[@miahnowdie2072]

I love it when everyone says "Fuck you, Michaelangelo!" Literally brought me to tears!

[@bowmaj8666]

"It's Anchovies and Hot Fudge!" "Awww... Anchovies again!" My favourite line!

[@zantara]

This has long been one of my favorite things that Cinemassacre did. It never fails to make me laugh, and it looks like they had a wonderful time. It is done in a way that makes you feel like you were there with them.

[@YouthEnergy]

Haven't seen this in AGES.

[@Lichzim]

Neither have I. Certainly a nostalgia trip

[@MuscarV2]

You haven't seen tmnt, cinemassacre, what? It's like showing someone multiple movies and your comment is the answer, it's makes no sense and is just military grade stupidity.

[@peterf9006]

Marcus Lindgren this video was on the channel ages ago before this re upload. But nice job being a negative a-hole.

[@MysteryMouseketool]

@@MuscarV2 Read the video description, and you might get it

[@redsledgeblu5234]

@@MuscarV2 Youre clearly the only idiot. You dont even understand the context. Kick rocks, shitbag. 🍻

[@TheRealNormanBates]

4:44 “it’s like miniature rat shit” Splinter: “did someone want chocorate sprinkres?”

[@Rubberneck1965]

The worst part was when they served coffee afterwards and there was only one bathroom

[@UltimateGamerCC]

"Pizza... PIZZA SHIT!"

[@Nightwolfmoviemaker]

6:08 hm he sounds like AVGN, I wonder if they know each other

[@thehunterator520]

Also sounds like board James

[@moasanenjamir]

He sounds like James Rolf...

[@sodokami6347]

I think they’re brothers

[@rainoffire1233]

He also sounds like the bullshit man

[@marhansgamingchannel4732]

Honestly, I missed James Rolfe's younger voice.

[@meyes5671]

He hasn't changed all that much

[@JetBen555]

@@meyes5671 go watch an AVGN episode from 2006-2008, his voice has changed a lot

[@suckmyass7368]

People age and change. That's just part of life.

[@jpgcne]

can still miss things

[@DmitriyK12]

@tlessmo 😸👏😈🌏🌍🌎🔭👻

[@RetroSho]

James been realizing out childhood desires and showing us how stupid those desires were.

[@MuscarV2]

"been realizing out childhood desires" did you have a stroke when typing that? It makes no sense at all. You basically raped grammar. The level of stupidity needed to think that, write it and submit without realizing how incredibly wrong and idiotic it is... Please never have kids.

[@Nikkeloodeon]

@@MuscarV2 Bad day?

[@adityanegi1604]

@@MuscarV2 chill

[@MrPixel_]

@@Nikkeloodeon Probably bad existence lmao

[@Thegamercat420]

@@MuscarV2 Maby sho was drunk when leaving his comment. Like I am right now.

[@grandgojira8182]

6:45 "ALRIGHT MOTHER FUCKER MIKE YA READY FOR THIS MOTHER FUCKIN PIZZA!?"

[@Kjamesm09]

COWABUNGA!

[@IronBeagle2003]

Nobody: Mike: “C’mon dude! Put some fucking fudge on there!”

[@dementeddaniel666]

Writers back in the day: _Let's come up with pizza topping combinations nobody will _*_ever_*_ try!_

[@Sarato]

James Rolfe: Hold my Rolling Rock.

[@elfofcourage]

@@Sarato 😆

[@bizznick444joe7]

You do know the writers loved pizza? They probably experimented on it themselves

[@ltrain4479]

Oh yeah!! I commented about this the other day. Thanks for putting it up Mike.

[@davidrivas2679]

Thank you

[@Kazahana225]

April: So, what do you guys like on your pizza? Michaelangelo: Oh, you know. The usual stuff. Flies... stink bugs..

[@Vario69]

That'd actually make sense. He's a turtle after all...

[@Kazahana225]

@@Vario69 it's a line from the original movie :)

[@DmitriyK12]

👏😸🇺🇸👍

[@GAMEPRODELTA]

April: *raises eyebrow like The Rock in confusion * Michelangelo: it was a joke!

[@DraphEnjoyer]

"Yo dudes, I like totally tricked these nerds into eating all these disgusting pizzas"

[@johnschatz9829]

0:12 Tuna fish, peanut butter and grape jelly 0:26 Peanut butter and clams 1:05 Peanut butter and avocado with extra pickles 1:31 Marshmallow and pepperoni 2:13 Marshmallow and asparagus 2:37 Guacamole and marshmallow 2:59 Butterscotch and onions with anchovies 3:53 Tea and toast pizza 4:21 Chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce 5:04 Chocolate chip pizza 5:28 Chocolate fudge with extra garlic 6:23 Chocolate fudge sardine chili pepper pizza with plenty of whipped cream on top 7:46 Anchovy and hot fudge pizza 8:15 Pepperoni and hot fudge 8:40 Pepperoni and pickles 8:50 Jellybean and sausage pizzas 9:07 Peanut butter and salami pizza with double yogurt topping 9:30 Shredded coconut and sweet pickles 9:47 Strawberry surprise pizza with anchovy sauce 10:09 Hot oatmeal pizza 10:22 Popcorn pizza 10:53 Anchovies and bananas 11:09 Goulash pizza 11:37 Granola and licorice pizza 12:05 Final thoughts

[@SteinVidarAndersen]

2:32 "Want more?" "No, I don't!" XD

[@FallenWolf64]

Thanks Mike and James and April for sharing your memories with us.

[@camilohiche4475]

I bet James is naturally the life and sould of the party at any party.

[@ryanangelastro504]

*soul

[@OhItsJAB]

"Goes well with Pino Grigio." *2 seconds later* "Actually it doesn't."

[@Johnny_Nitro]

I remember seeing this years ago, and I'm still amazed that a group of friends actually took on this challenge.

[@ItsTeezoUBZ]

That’s so cool, it’s like James and Mike are the local hero’s and famous people. I truly respect these guys !!

[@alexmurrin653]

So glad this is getting a re-upload along with the mario dvd menu review 😂

[@KombatGod]

Great to see a classic reuploaded! You guys often bring up this taste test, so it was kinda weird to not have it on any official channel. And seriously when you think about it this truly is one for the annals. Trying the TMNT's weird pizzas is something that somebody HAD to do, and you were the ones to go and do it.

[@natedavis3943]

Lol 12:29 "Michaelangelo your're disgusting! You're no longer my favorite turtle! 🖕For inventing these horrible pizzas!"

[@KombatGod]

Say what you want about the taste of these pizzas, their sound in the cartoon is awesome. You know what sound I'm talking about: 5:32 THAT ONE.

[@Stalopicus]

Lol, from my biased italian perspective: watching this video is like watching a snuff movie.

[@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305]

1:26 James: that was pretty good actually Want another one? James: *N O*

[@ididntwantachannel1]

Im honestly glad that quarantine has kinda forced Mike to go digging for old footage. These have been some amazing videos that I dont think would have gotten uploaded otherwise. Love you guys!

[@DavidBirchphoto1.]

Haven’t seen this video in a longtime. It’s great that you are uploading the older videos. Much appreciated.

[@wchan39]

First of all, it's funny to see all of your reactions to trying all of these weird pizza topping combinations. Second, anyone else considered that maybe the turtles have different taste buds compared to humans so they may not find these pizzas that disgusting?

[@supajasiu]

Irma ordered a weird one.

[@KRYPTIC05]

@@supajasiu wasn’t it just with fudge and garlic? It’s weird but not as weird as the turtles’ tbh ima weirdo that wouldn’t mind fudge or chocolate on my pizza.

[@nils920]

As I always say, the turtles have spent the majority of their lives in the sewers. So who knows, maybe their taste buds have adapted to enjoy these weird pizza topping combinations by constantly breathing poop-water fumes for at least 14 years...

[@HappyHeathen13]

I'm so thrilled you put this back up!! It's one of my favorite videos to watch over and over!

[@DevaPein]

6:54 mikes face lmao. U were grest here dude. Homestly. Loved ur reactions throughout

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Instant regret

[@vhsparadise780]

The toilet probably was destroyed after filming.

[@clutchyfinger]

So your toilet humor was based on experience after all.

[@herogibson]

you couldn't tell with the gory detail he goes into? lol

[@thachocolategod]

No wonder the turtles lived in the sewer,those pizzas probably destroyed their asses every night.

[@androiddolphin4812]

"That was pretty good actually" "Well do you want another one" *immediate dead face stare* "no"

[@MegaChickenfish]

This makes me actually tempted to try the pickles and pepperoni or popcorn pizza, those didn't seem horrifying.

[@stoneyboyd]

Pepperoni and Marshmallow is AMAZING

[@axesoccer7887]

@@stoneyboyd there a clip from Japan where a comedian did a mochi ice cream pizza. I tried it myself, and it’s delicious!

[@cl2521]

A true classic reuploaded in glorious 480p resolution. Cowabunga dudes!

[@fermin3rd]

I wish James did more videos like this lol This is amazing to see so many people in a video that he seems genuinely friends with.

[@MeleeTiger]

"You know, that one was pretty good actually" "Really?" "No..." XD

[@randybob275]

She asked if he wanted another one.

[@SilverHyozanryu]

I love how you can see some of James' mannerisms and expressions that he carries over into the Nerd.

[@ElvishRanger93]

Yay!!! One of my favs! Rare Mrs Nerd appearance I think. You guys all rock and I wish you safety and health

[@mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

You want another one? James: *deadpan* NO! 😂😂😂😂❤️

[@ReasonableRam]

3:27 I remember the original charge port...

[@csmead209]

Oh God, this was from when nostalgic critic was highly regarded.

[@MrBump2]

I like how the final group shot, they're all flipping of Michelangelo with two fingers, because it looks like the turtles' hands (only 3 fingers). I hate to be the one idiot explaining the joke, but I did't notice that back when this was uploaded years ago.

[@kekeke8988]

Suddenly Japan's mayonnaise and corn pizza doesn't sound so bad anymore.

[@mayormccheese2641]

That’s somehow worse than some of them

[@Thompson51]

It's awesome to watch these old video of you and your friends. Very nostalgic. ^_^

[@BanCorporateOwnedHouses]

James getting drunk and eating made-up pizza recipes from an 80s cartoon is amazing.

[@Nay089]

This is the craziest TMNT video I’ve ever seen. Much respect to James and crew

[@zerofourfour9887]

Still one off my all Time favourit off Avgn clip watched this so many times

[@noodlebowl8890]

Man drunk James is hilarious in every video I've seen him in.

[@avid8005]

"That was pretty good actually" "Do you want some more?" "No" 🤣

[@SHEEMBA]

I love these classic vids. Never change James!

[@garretttindell8843]

On today’s episode James and Mike convince friends that they hate them through the language of food 🥘 😂

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

Shredder going "Extra pickles?..." is making me assume he's just realised what the heck he's doing with his life.

[@DexDexter0]

I would join the Foot Clan just to make these reptiles pay for these abominations

[@protomanv2]

I am so happy to see these kinds of videos coming back!!!! To me this is when James and crew were at their best! Content seemed so personable. Everyone seemed so happy, and talking about and doing things we liked as kids...remember the video where they tried transforming transformers in a time limit....or all the tmnt toys.

[@Metal_Groove45]

Played the hell out of this video freshman and sophomore years of high school!

[@nlee4566]

Why? Lol

[@garveyneal1672]

0:13 episode 120 Raphael, Turtle of a Thousand Faces 1:31 episode 29 April's Fool 6:23 episode 134 too hot to handle 7:43 episode 131 sword of yurikawa 8:15 episode 65 the big blow out

[@krisfrederick5001]

I don't know who cleaned your bathroom that week, but they deserve a medal.

[@jubjub444]

@The SNES Man Mrs. Rolfe

[@RDSArcade]

No kidding. This entire video was complete bowel destruction.

[@FlameAdder]

Hah, I knew this'd be up sooner rather than later Always crack up at "You are no longer my favorite turtle"

[@dachimp4879]

I thought it would have been funny when James was hyping up mike to eat the pizza, Mike instantly threw it up

[@King_Mephisto]

This is fucking amazing. Shit faced Mike and James eating the nastiest pizza imaginable... At a party no less. Very entertaining.

[@YTPGOD]

this is a classic made me nostalgic watching this again

[@trucane]

Thanks for re-uploading this one Mike! Would love to see you guys try this again Ryan, Tony and the others

[@TheWreckingball180]

This is probably the best video to piss people from Italy off. I bet they're raging in front of their screen right now.

[@Ashkihyena]

I bet Vinny from Vinesauce isn’t happy.

[@CowboyLuigi]

"This is Chat Grub. Binyot food. Binyot food." - Vinny Vinesauce of Vinesauce ​@@Ashkihyena

[@mrjoshmtz97]

I remember watching this like a long time ago on KZbin. Glad to see that it’s back again.

[@BarberShave19]

The writers were having WAY too much fun when they came up with the toppings for every pizza the Turtles ordered.

[@Sorrowdusk]

You can blame it all on the Hawaiin Pizza. But Shaggy and Scooby did the same thing with sandwiches.

[@HeirOfSparda]

Next time I get into the Pineapple on Pizza debate I'm going to show the person this video.

[@KombatGod]

How even some of the worst pizzas imaginable have some good about them, unlike pineapple?

[@curtisleblanc5897]

@Matthew Wade It is.

[@curtisleblanc5897]

"You've asked me to say that pineapple belongs on pizza and that it's my favourite food on the citadel. But that goes against everything I hold dear. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination." - Master Chief, a man who has fought with The Flood

[@illrobbzilla]

Ham or Canadian Bacon and Pineapple, together on a pizza, is normal and amazing. It’s like in Ratatouille when he eats green apple and cheddar cheese together and that magic happens. I’m 41 and just found out a few years ago that some people don’t like Hawaiian Pizza. More for me! What’s gross on pizza is chicken or bbq. (Not that I’ll ever try that crap) lol

[@nunyabizz1508]

pineapple belongs on pizza with bacon

[@Vuusteri]

Ah, the old gang...never seen again since.

[@sfakianos7]

nothing but good memories

[@sebbef]

TMNT: *All kind of weird combinations* Also TMNT: *Drawed the same*

[@Bobman-ml5qf]

Never in my life I would see the AVGN drinking wine XD

[@SpyGuy91]

I remember when this was first uploaded! I’ve always wanted to do this with friends :D

[@DmitriyK12]

@gussstavo 😵😱😏😒

[@DmitriyK12]

@Conrad Ferrus It is better to have zero friends than to have a 1,000 enemies...at least in my honest opinion !

[@taimak123]

Incidentally, none of the 80s tmnt pizzas include pineapple. What does that tell us, class?

[@raphaelturtle4146]

I had pepperoni and marshmallow when I was a kid because of that episode. My dad was really mad at me for trying it.

[@raphaelturtle4146]

Maybe it was just plain pizza. No pepperoni actually. And I remember thinking it wasn't bad at all. I kiiiind of liked it but it also wouldn't have been my first choice.

[@ChicoDiamante]

This was so cute! Also, the woman with the scarf was hilarious through this bring her in more!

[@ourevilone]

you can always tell its an old video from the length of Mikes sideburns.

[@nicksrandomreviews]

"Peanut butter and avocado with extra pickles" implies that it already comes with pickles. Like...by default.

[@CinemaRescored]

James could've made an entire series out of this.

[@chewie1644]

I remember when this was originally posted, one of my favorite cinemassacre vids ever

[@dylanmcdermott6959]

Wow, I must have watched this 10 years ago before I ever knew who James or Mike were. This is trippy. I also always wanted to do this.

[@DarmokAtTinegra]

If I had friends, I would recreate this party -- infinite thanks to Mike and James for providing years of the simulated friendship experience.