TNG Worf delivers Molly (Disaster)

Worf the wet nurse.

[@erinocelotl3578]

"I'm going into labour!" "You cannot. This is not a good time, Keiko." _~Worf_

[@hunter11976]

His line delivery there is so under-rated IMO

[@PCCphoenix]

"It's not open for debate! Like it or not, this baby's coming."

[@gl3110]

"Congratulations you are fully dilated, you may now give birth" is the best line in any show ever.

[@lovipoekimo176]

Followed by the equally hilarious "that's what I've been doing"

[@danielsobczak]

Agreed

[@katem4577]

It's just so Worf!!😂

[@Watchinwheel]

But “I am pushing” has the best line delivery

[@joshuadesautels]

"Why has it not begun?"

[@SheldonAdama17]

Years later on DS9: *Worf learns Keiko is pregnant again* Worf: "I will be far away. Visiting my parents. On Earth!"

[@decam5329]

'Or a distant uncle on Kronos. Or a my third cousin a billion light years away'.

[@imaanon7224]

And then he went to schedule a trip to Earth.

[@danielwaugh2215]

Or his counterpart in the mirror universe

[@sgtmyers88]

I loved that and the subtle continuity they managed to keep thru the various series back then with stuff like that. lol

[@YD-uq5fi]

That happens to be the 'next' recommended clip in my sidebar.

[@tomaspabon2484]

If a Klingon tells me i "bore my pain well" i would be so damn proud of myself

[@LarrySonOfMilton]

same

[@mistermonologue2442]

In Klingon culture it would be considered patronizing...Worf probably saw him as a bitch for making a noise of discomfort and couldn't help a sarcastic comment.

[@HereticDuo]

Being a Klingon I half expected him to cut the cord with his teeth, punch the baby & scream in Klingon "IT'S A WARRIOR!"

[@Balinux]

You're a klingon?

[@clovejackson6740]

BAHAHAAAAA lmao im wheezing

[@sgtmyers88]

The aliens do that in the movie "Coneheads". lol

[@cards0486]

“You may now give birth.” I could watch him say that 100 times.

[@leokleman4395]

Makes me wonder how many takes they had to do on this one ...

[@hopenicoleliedberg6746]

Or the one where’s she’s already pushing “push harder” “ I am pushing!” Lol

[@Shadowstar395]

When Worf asks if she has the uncontrollable urge to push, Keiko's expression says she's got an uncontrollable urge to smack a certain Klingon.

[@swiperfox3145]

The Klingon is LUCKY, Keiko does not have any phaser on her.

[@mikegallant811]

Hells bells, I'm surprised she didn't call Worf a bastard!

[@chrismc410]

@@swiperfox3145 I doubt lack of a phaser would have helped. Pregnant woman strength is very much a thing.

[@PCCphoenix]

And Worf just says, "Good, you're bearing down."

[@simplegarak]

"That delivery was very orderly." lol It's a miracle Worf wasn't killed after that line.

[@austinboylan5476]

Nate Winchester well I'm sorry!

[@KnightRaymund]

He's lucky she couldn't get up.

[@harmonicajay91]

@@KnightRaymund And that he was JUST out of reach.

[@chrismc410]

@@harmonicajay91 i wonder if Keiko killed him for that, would it be considered an honorable death?

[@sarahkinsey5434]

@@chrismc410 I would say yes, delivering a child is pretty badass

[@phoenixnyc0]

"The computer simulation was not like this. That delivery was very orderly." "WELL, I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!" Loved this whole scene.

[@PCCphoenix]

Like she said earlier, it doesn't always go by the book. 😉

[@mkaplan1383]

That's was a black cat hissing at him.

[@godislove102887]

I think it's the insulted tone of her voice that gets me :P

[@realekedolphin]

"I AM PUSHING~!" [Years later] "Worf, did you hear? Keiko's having another baby!" "NOW?!?!?!"

[@jacobp7037]

Eddie Hawn captain, i need to take sick leave for how long approximately 10 months

[@johnilarde8440]

jacob p sisko: What for? Worf: Uhmm, to see my son and my family in Qon’os sir. Sisko: You’re just saying that so you wouldn’t deliver Chief O’Brian’s new baby don’t you? Worf:........ Yes sir.

[@7srchoed]

This almost feels like a spoof. Michael Dorn is so great at deadpan.

[@jerodast]

This episode had a perfect balance of comedy and thriller/drama.

[@BeastLingo42]

"I will smack the child to induce breathing."

[@jessinotjessie]

Legit was concerned he was going to beat the hell out of the kid for a second. "IT'S A WARRIOR"

[@katiem2347]

@@jessinotjessie Me too. Until I realized by 'smack' he meant 'tap'.

[@niccolom]

Imagine the baby dies from being smacked by a Klingon.

[@rileyk5228]

That kills me every damn time lol

[@TheCorrodedMan]

(Beans it with a full closed fist punch) “ITS A BOY”

[@thedawkturr4481]

" Worf, have you ever done this before? Deliver a baby? " " Yes. " ... " No. "

[@PaiSAMSEN]

After being a medical student, watching this scene again almost made me die laughing. Not because it's inaccurate as hell (understandable, the real process is very messy), but Worf reminded me of my first time assisting a normal delivery. especially the 2:18 part.

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

I loved when O’Brien tells warf about their second child warf immediately tells O’Brien that he will be on earth when the baby’s due

[@yashfini_20.10]

What the movies name?

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

@@yashfini_20.10 this scene is from Star Trek next generation and the scene I referenced is from Star Trek deep space 9

[@annavanveen9838]

It is not Warf it is Worf

[@ered203]

"You bore that well" - High praise from a Klingon.

[@TheCorrodedMan]

“Congratulations, you are fully dilated. You may now give birth” Spoken like a true computer, Worf. You’d make a great borg

[@thephantomeagle2]

There was a wonderful follow up to this on DS9 in the episode Accession. Miles is walking the promenade when Bashir urges him to have a beer. Quark informs Worf: "Did you hear? Keiko's gonna have another baby." Worf responds: "Now?!" He was rather panicked and responded as if he's been told that Tribbles had just invated Qonos.

[@kuribayashi84]

+John Randall Banks ""Unfortunatly, I'm visiting my parents... On Earth. Excuse me!"

[@thephantomeagle2]

+Schwatvogel And then Worf runs out of Quark's like the station was being bombed.

[@leokleman4395]

Tbh I think Worf is the only character in STTNG that was never annoying in any way. Not even once. Not in a single scene. He was always cool as hell and made (still makes) me laugh out loud on many occasions. My favourite character.

[@LordXehenniar]

Doctor Worf: There will be a sharp pain when I set the bone. PREPARE YOURSELF.

[@jsgoller1]

"You may now give birth." xD

[@itstiaanne9910]

Joshua Goller That's what i've been doing. LOOL my favorite part. 😂😂😂

[@808INFantry11X]

Joshua Goller why has it not begun?

[@joaussiesfrozen7999]

80811B I don't know it happenes when it happenes.

[@808INFantry11X]

Joaussies Frozen this was not like the simulations that delivery was very orderly LOL

[@joaussiesfrozen7999]

80811B I could do this all day. 😂😂😂😂

[@gaarastar57]

"I will smack the child to induce breathing". Next day: "Sorry Chief. Human babies are so fragile."

[@NealX]

"I am a warrior, not a doctor!"

[@sarahkinsey5434]

I read that in McCoy's voice

[@Jukrates]

You forgot "Jim"

[@kellyweingart3692]

"I am a Klingon not a doctor"

[@kellyweingart3692]

Worf’s filming the birth...lol

[@wavenygriffith6210]

Neal X jhhhyuj

[@duffman50941]

LOL, I am definitely going to use that line where he says "congratulation, you are fully dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth"

[@808INFantry11X]

You should also use the line about birth being orderly lol

[@kellyweingart3692]

"I AM PUSHING!"

[@katherinkeegan8601]

I suggest you not be with arm's reach when you say it

[@cliffslatterly2893]

"The computer simulation was not like this. That delivery went very orderly." LOL!!!!! Worf is the best!!!

[@MRJK87.]

ds9 "worf, did you hear, O'Brien's having a baby" worf, panicked look emerges "NOW?"

[@808INFantry11X]

Josh Whitaker unfortunately I will be away from the station...... far away...... busting my parents.........eccuse me. LOL

[@jessinotjessie]

"I'm going into labor." "...YOU CANNOT. KEIKO THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME" Fucking LOL Also: "Congratulations, you are fully dilated to 10 cm. You may now give birth." Gotta say, despite his naivety on how giving birth goes, he still did an excellent job. 10/10 would have him as my wet nurse lol

[@chrismc410]

I'm not a woman or OB/GYN but I think you mean a Midwife. A wet nurse is a woman who is/was currently or recently pregnant who uses her breast milk to feed a third-party baby if I'm not mistaken.

[@lindaseel9986]

You are correct ​@@chrismc410

[@jesusnthedaisychain]

@@chrismc410 They said what they said!

[@vulcanhumor]

It's scenes like this that made me not realize just how LONG labor is in real life until I was an adult. In movies and TV, it seems like once a woman starts having contractions, she has the baby within an hour or two. While this does sometimes happen, it is very rare (especially for first-timers like Keiko) and is associated with dangerous health complications for both mother and child. Most labors take many hours, sometimes over a day (more common with first-time deliveries), but you seldom see that depicted in media.

[@richartrod]

Worf, a noble Klingon warrior from an honorable House, had no idea what he was doing. Yet he did well with Keiko's delivery and was clearly moved at seeing the baby. And this was so funny and touching at the same time. 🚼🖖

[@zjones9876]

Commander Riker really should be there for the birth of his child.

[@kirishima638]

Ahh the patented Riker maneuver....

[@zjones9876]

Kiyoshi Kirishima not pulling out?

[@axelfoley1406]

LOL Poor Miles. gets screwed over again

[@Tmccreight25Gaming]

Ha, an example of the true Riker manoeuvre

[@synthesisgames]

hahaha. Classic. "Worf, have you done this before?" , "YES!.....no..." "You may now give birth." I'm surprised he didn't cut the umbilical cord with his teeth. Season 3 Worf would have totally done that.

[@PetersaberHD]

+Nem it'd be so metal if he cut it with a Bat'leth... with a full swing

[@BDaMonkey]

You cannot, this is not a good time Keiko hahahahaha

[@rafsolo]

You can't tell, but Worf was very traumatized by this 🤣🤣

[@godminnette2]

I would like to appreciate the fact that in order to get your commission, you have to learn how to deliver a baby as part of medical training. That's wild.

[@technology5979]

Starfleet doesn't take any chances with their officer training.

[@zenai1334]

While watching this episode my family thought I was choking the chicken... Damn you Star Trek. Damn you!

[@HunterBidenCocaineBag]

+Zenai oneThreeThreefour Just tell them you're watching a women's tennis match.

[@HunterBidenCocaineBag]

So Picard was moving up a tube with children, while the baby was moving down a tube. See what they did there?

[@mkaplan1383]

Gary Dorgan 😂😂😂😂

[@wafermouse]

The split second of "FRERE JACQUES!" made this video for me.

[@dash4800]

they should have had Picard emerging from some wall panel all covered in slime like Ace Ventura

[@notreallynullno]

In case anyone is wondering why the baby's eyes were already open when it was born prematurely...it has a lot to do with being delivered by Worf.

[@erichanastacio9695]

Yeah.... Baby wants to see who smacked her.

[@porpus99]

Worf has gone hand to hand with other Klingons, battled Borg Drones, had taken ships into battle, and yet this is the one battle that haunted him for the rest of his days :)

[@HUDJ0679790]

To be fair, i'm pretty sure that's the kind of thing that can haunt any unexperimented sane man XD

[@chrismc410]

porpus99 To be fair, childbirth will scare any man, Klingon or otherwise.

[@mkaplan1383]

chrismc410 It's only scary to some men because they see their women in pain and there's nothing they can do about it to take the pain away. She would go through this process and may say potential hurtful things to men helping her while she is in that state of mind to which she will not remember after it's over. My wife was fortunate enough to have the epi shot in her back to get her through the birth. Keiko was not so fortunate.

[@lucindamobley5492]

Being on the battle field is one of his strong suits. Delivering a baby is not.

[@RavenheartIndustries]

Quark: Keiko is going to have another baby. Worf: NOW!?! O'Brien: No, in about 7 months. Bashir: I'll be sure to call you. Worf: Seven Months... I'll be away from the station at that time, visiting my parents. In Russia.

[@blockmasterscott]

I like the look of love on Worf's face when he held the baby.

[@TreeDragon]

Rosalind Chao (Keiko) is hysterically funny in this scene, I don't remember any of the rest of the humor in this show (so far) making me laugh like this sequence

[@paulmd2010]

I loved when Kieko was pregnant with Kira Yoshi on DS9, worf planed his leave around what Kiekos due date was.

[@eviljoel]

I love how scared Worf seems in this situation. He's way out of his depth.

[@Labroidas]

The actress of Keiko is doing such an amazing job here. 100% convincing acting

[@PCCphoenix]

Rosalind Chao was originally considered for Lieutenant Yar, but her first appearance as Keiko was not until "Data's Day."

[@PCCphoenix]

3:22--"I have the baby." I love the way she plops back down with a final groan of relief and then starts laughing!

[@lonerider92]

That baby's face was like "Dude, what the fuck was that thing holding me?!"

[@MichaelBradley1967]

Spot had the same look in *Phantasms*

[@ulipeterson6112]

Worf might be the best male klingon midwife in the entire universe.

[@FuzzyLittleBastard]

I always misheard it as "I will now liberate your baby" And although it's not real, it's my favorite worf line.

[@slashandbones13]

worf has so many great lines in this scene

[@Zreen001]

First saw this scene when I was 8. Spent a couple years thinking babies were pooped out after that.

[@jerodast]

To be fair there is a lot of poop.

[@Dubspez]

The fact he had a hard enough time with a human baby delivery. Imagine how Worf would handle delivering a Klingon baby in the same circumstances 😂

[@Shadow-Walker-13]

Worf bedside manner reminds of Dr.House.

[@B1izzardHawk]

ha, the difference is that House really doesn't care while Worf has no idea what the hell he's doing

[@sarahkinsey5434]

The way he handled the broken leg was good

[@emilyrose9854]

No Worf is a lot nicer he's just a little bit more unsure and standoffish in these sorts of situations but still hold a Stern professional outer appearance and mannerisms while still being polite to some extent if there's anyone on Star Trek that reminds me of House it's Q with a little mix of Odo and a dash of quark to put it in layman's term a selfish a****** with no regards for anyone's feelings but still gets the job done and an ungodly amount of sass wit and smarts making him a true narcissist who actually saves lives as long as he's getting paid

[@jerodast]

@@sarahkinsey5434 There's no way House would tell a patient "you bore that well".

[@SvanTowerMan]

His mannerisms reminded me of Dwight Schrute.

[@siobhan5706]

you are fully dilated you may now give birth THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING!!!

[@allpossibleworlds]

+the great siobhan! I AM PUSHING!!

[@mkaplan1383]

allpossibleworlds That was more like a mountain lion's scream when she said that. I always thought Asian women were vicious when they get mad or under duress. And for all you kids at home reading this, that is not a racist remark. I'm married to one and it's a compliment to beauty.

[@RavenheartIndustries]

@DisneyTimeLord as someone who has been married to one I will second this. I've dated pretty much women from many other races but no one can give you the "You done fucked up" like a Asian.

[@Lumberjack__Dan]

Imagine the first thing you see in life is a damn Klingon. You'd be ready for anything.

[@StubblyVlog]

had to turn it down because it sounded like porn.

[@echelon2k8]

"had to turn it down because it sounded like porn." You fool. That was the perfect opportunity to turn it up and have people come investigate so that in the future when you are watching porn everyone will think you're watching Keiko give birth on Star Trek. ;)

[@mvvagner]

@@echelon2k8 wouldn't it get a little weird if you watched that scene all the time?

[@inescualan3726]

Lol

[@StubblyVlog]

Came back to reply to comments, had to turn it down again. Still sounded like porn.

[@devine1005]

LOL, he looks like he's taking cell-phone pics 2:10

[@sadegallam8299]

hahahaha that's a good one!!!

[@swiperfox3145]

Posting them on Alpha Quadrant's Instagram and Facebook.

[@Kalenz1234]

"Check this out my Klingon brothers and sisters. So much blood! Human births are hardcore!" I want a hipster klingon sitcom.

[@AnhTrieu90]

Congratulation, you have dilated to 10cm! LOL

[@BTG514]

Worf is unyielding and it is pure TV magic.

[@tristandunn4761]

2:09 this line gets me every time!

[@jonhoughton372]

Worf: "You cannot. This is not a good time, Keiko." Keiko: "It's not open for debate". Molly: "Is this a bad time?"

[@RobotShlomo]

Hands down, one of the best scenes in the entire series!!

[@ratonjj]

"you cant go into labor, this is not a good time" :D

[@ericmann770]

I wonder how Ms. Chao felt after doing that scene; after looking at it I thought; either she really IS going into labor, or that was one hell of a performance.

[@Darkphoenix007A]

Worf, Son of Mogh; Medical Doctor!!!!!

[@natalieschannel7675]

“You may now give birth..” “THATS WHAT I’VE BEEN DOING!!”

[@tristandunn4761]

“The computer simulations was not like this.”

[@jonhoughton6417]

I love how the title of the video leaves it up to the viewer to decide whether "Disaster" is referring to the episode or the delivery itself.

[@a.w.3438]

"I'm sure the child will arrive soon."......Uh...by shuttle? ROFL! Worf is hilarious!

[@chrispeplinski7306]

Love how freaked worf was when keiko was going into labor

[@delilah2539]

Favorite Worf scene, when I first saw this, I kinda expected him to freak about a bit. 😂😂😂

[@joshhutchison6201]

From what I've seen, giving birth is like have a really badly stuck turd. You push, you yell, you sweat and when you come out of that room - you want to sleep.

[@silverpslm]

He wasn't there for Alexander's birth, so this was a valuable moment for him.

[@chrispeplinski7306]

worf reaction was priceless.

[@daverage4729]

"I will smack the child to induce breathing!" (Pulls out batleth...)

[@YD-uq5fi]

It would be cooler if he severed the umbilical cord with a Bat'leth or at least a Daqtagh.

[@elviradonaghy6425]

Mr Worf, Obstetrician

[@PCCphoenix]

4:07--"I believe she looks like Chief O'Brien."

[@mvvagner]

I always wished that somehow it was going to fall on Worf to deliver the other O'Brien baby in DS9. Would have been great

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

3:06 when my boyfriend tells me to push and I’m ‘doing great.’

[@mkaplan1383]

When I was a kid watching this episode with my dad when it premiered, that actually scared me. Meanwhile, my dad was having a cow laughing hard when Keiko roared that.

[@pipoo1]

One of my all time favorite scenes in TNG.

[@jimstanga6390]

Klingon obstetrics.....now there is a specialty....

[@YeoYeo32]

I’d watch a Star Trek show where it’s just Worf working in a hospital

[@42069LT]

worf is hilarious

[@MRJK87.]

first, M*A*S*H in the Korean war, now, the Enterprise in star trek the next generation

[@jasonluong3862]

Bone is set. "Urg!" "Good, you bore that well. Thank you for not crying like a baby"

[@erichanastacio9695]

1:52 "Sometimes it doesn't go by the book, Worf." Nice to know they still have books. 😊😊😊

[@AlbertaRose94]

Air date 1990 something Worf: The computer simulation was not like this. Big Lug 2002: This birth is not going like the video said it would.

[@cgartist1217]

Push Kieko! Push! Push!!! I AM PUSHING!!!

[@thechampdavidgroves3486]

the atrocities worf has seen, none compare to delivering a baby

[@GravesRWFiA]

one of my fav episodes of TNG, "This is not a good time!"

[@nerkonator]

scene when worf help keiko to nurse is a so funny.

[@danpalmer535]

In the Star Trek: Picard series, it would be interesting if Worf found himself deliverying Molly's child lol

[@fyrestorme]

yes... because labor usually only lasts about 20 minutes... try 8 hours (average).

[@mikahael1]

The future has those good drugs that reduce labor time.

[@jaanfo3874]

And because everything that happens during a one-hour TV show is supposed to take place within one hour.... I believe that about the time Keiko went into labor Ensign Ro mentioned that they had four hours before the antimatter containment field collapsed. During the ensuing time Riker removed Data's head and plugged it into the computer, where he was able to stabilize the containment field with seconds to spare. So she was in labor for at *least* four hours, probably more.

[@anywaythewindblows8938]

Right lol. Mine lasted 38 and there wasn’t time for drugs. Ugh!

[@jerodast]

Absolutely legendary scene in Star Trek :)

[@adamnomad7182]

Keiko- "I am pushing you Klingon SOB!"

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

This should be a test for any true Warrior!

[@williamnone]

Now I want to watch the DS9 scenes with Worf and Keiko. Also Worf is the God-Uncle of Molly. Even taught her some combat skills.

[@aIIthistime]

fun fact about me/family: the baby she had both of my older sisters who are twins. they kept switching out them out so that’s why they used twins so no one would notice really but yeah they’re both 29 now and one has one daughter and the other has a son now so i thought that’d be cool to share (:

[@williamnone]

Wait a minute. Are you saying that you are the brother of the twins that were cast as Keiko’s newborn?

[@aIIthistime]

@William noneya yes!! im a girl so im their sisters but yes both of my older sisters are the babies in this, both of them are in the army and have been serving for 10 years, ones in north carolina and the other actually just left the army a few days ago and moved out to where we live now

[@aIIthistime]

@William noneya my dad has a picture with worf i believe that’s his name

[@MajSolo]

damn how well educated Whorf and all in Starfleet is, they know everything, and also quantum theory.

[@alexruddies1718]

Now, it the description it says Worf the Wet Nurse. A wet nurse is a woman who breasts feed a baby in place for the mother... Now all I can think of is Worf beast feeding a baby... Have fun with that...

[@PetersaberHD]

+Alex Ruddies beast feeding a baby?! That's Klingon as fuck

[@alexruddies1718]

PetersaberHD You know, I meant breast, but beast feeding a baby sounds just down right hardcore. I can just see it, baby in a thunder dome like cage, against a wild beast, and winning! That is Klingon as fuck!

[@adiraiju9336]

+Alex Ruddies Klingons WOULD do something like that. And the babies would demolish those Targs they went up against.

[@chrismc410]

I think the term they're looking for is "Midwife" Midwives have been used for assisting births for millenia. I hear in some states they are illegal and save emergencies, all births must be done in hospitals by OB/GYNs or at the very least emergency personnel. Why, I'll never know or understand outside relatively rare complications. Women also have given birth without assistance for thousands of years and in many parts of the world, even developed countries, the vast majority of them are successful with little to no issue.

[@HanakoFairhall]

*whispers* I think you mean midwife Thanks for putting this up

[@MrNintoku]

Wet nurse, midwife means the same thing. Different era.

[@HanakoFairhall]

Oh, okay, sorry, I thought a wet nurse was someone who was hired to breastfeed a baby (usually if she has one of her own)

[@NealX]

+Hanako Fairhall Midwife? More like midWORF, amirite?

[@kellyweingart3692]

lol midworf 😂😂😂😂

[@Devious-Minds]

Worf is a bad ass. A amazing character. He handled the situation well! And it was so fatherly when he held that baby. I wonder if Doctors look like that when they assist birthing a child?

[@tilasole3252]

Keiko was very shellfish. She should have waited!