TO THE POOP! - The Goblins | Critical Role PATHFINDER One-Shot!

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[@wahlflower3517]

God, it's like everyone turned into the black powder merchant. I love it.

[@stellarjaedyn7040]

oh my god it is

[@adamshinabarger]

Under appreciated comment. Well played.

[@JenRave]

​@@adamshinabargerthis is the top comment. What does "underappreciated" means to you?

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

*Victor*

[@Rick_Makes]

Now I need to see Ashly Burch/Piglet in the main crit role series just to see what would happen if she teamed up with Grog. I'm imagining "We would like to rage" as Grog throws her at an enemy.

[@starcrafter13terran]

+TheySt0leMyName That bite rage attack was hillarious!

[@benmoore5954]

except scanlan absolutely hates goblins and would kill piglet

[@Second_UNIT]

+Ben Moore grog protects his small pet :3

[@kendallchaos]

if she doesn't kill him first

[@dmitrijones3064]

is there a way i can upvote this comment more than once

[@zedre7633]

Inb4 Vox Machina meets a small goblin barbarian carrying a familiar ebony greatsword somewhere down the line.

[@nonya5260]

+Flwbjsfdp ' Yes pleeeeeeaaasseeee

[@monican88]

+Flwbjsfdp ' I can only imagine the chaos Piglet would wreak with Craven Edge... if she can even lift it. XD

[@zedre7633]

+Monica Nguyen I've also just noticed that Piglet is smarter than Grog.

[@toastghost9145]

+Monica Nguyen I imagine she would wield it through sheer force of will. Screw disadvantage (or whatever Pathfinder parallel exists), she WILL decapitate people with a demonic great-sword.

[@Nakall]

+Flwbjsfdp ' This must happen!

[@ScorchHellfire]

33:02 A goblin alchemist that doesn't like water. Little did Marisha know, she made Nott before Sam did. xD

[@domanoske6262]

Well.... shit I hadn't put that together, but yeah, yeah thats accurate XD

[@cj719521]

"I wanna rage!" at 1:02:40 ish is the cutest thing ever.

[@chrissimons3422]

I love the difference between her "I wanna rage" and travis' deep baritone "I would like to rage"

[@ThisJam44]

+cJonah I want to see Piglet and Grog do some Farrah-Torr stuff.

[@Dagbar666]

+cJonah AND the one at 2:34:10

[@patrickstump4681]

ThisJam44 THIS MUST BE A THING!

[@chrisheninger8386]

cJonah seriously the cutest thing ever

[@alecchristiaen4856]

i just imagined what a goblin bard'd be like: "i shall now inspire you with a masterpiece of music." blows a single tone for 10 seconds.

[@oakley5488]

alec christiaen and screaming in a monotone voice

[@WannaComment2]

Or a mixture of both. Make a search for "aztec death whistle", it's hilarious.

[@DaPsychocat]

They are drone musicians. All of them.

[@TaraSeanan]

I imagine him playing a song with armpit farts.

[@havelock1982]

He could play the dread Vuvuzela...

[@HavokBlades]

"Two arms, two legs, one head. We'll find em again."

[@giausjulius4]

+DJCasuallyInsane Suddenly I'm reminded of the Super Mario Bros. movie.

[@V3xxe]

"Okay, roll stealth." "I roll 40." "...you disappear from space and time."

[@kelseylogas1580]

I was just waiting for someone to say "Those are Vax numbers."

[@faranior]

@@kelseylogas1580 Only when boosted by Pass without Trace. :P

[@30noir]

I ran this module and the stealth numbers are gonna be kind of crazy. Goblins have a racial +4 and +4 for being small, plus they have +4 to dex so that's +10 without even taking stealth as a skill. Its possible to start with about +23.

[@hayley6094]

Some Pathfinder party in an alternate universe is reassessing their life choices after being TPK'ed by goblins.

[@ColtNomad]

In the first session right after having their meeting in the tavern.

[@whateverppl1229]

"alright lets get started" you step outside and see 4 goblins. one of them grabbed something. aaand you're dead. @@ColtNomad

[@Nyrufa]

TPK'ed by goblins *inside the town* in the middle of a crowded street!

[@Brainwave101]

The priest managed to survive, but then she met a really angry dude with a glowing eye and he set the cave on fire- wait wrong story.

[@platypusbuk]

Having run 4 groups through Rise of the Runelords, the Thistletop goblins have almost killed them all. *Chuckles* good times. Everyone underestimates goblins

[@jessh7955]

For a split second I thought Mezek dropped the entire rope down to Snizzler and didn't hold onto one end.

[@jeremydickey3879]

Jess H same. I was like. Did he legit drop the rope.

[@dominicstangl4219]

Meznek "Two arms, two legs, one head, we'll find him again." BEST LINE EVER!!!!!

[@BigKlingy]

That feel when you notice Piglet is SMARTER THAN GROG.

[@noahdeguzman4489]

BigKlingy I think its relative. I see it as intelligence relative to the rest of the party and them all being goblins. relative is pretty low.

[@SirLucien]

More Piglet the Barbarian, in fact I want to see a Piglet and Grog one shot.

[@dubbingsync]

Agreed. That would be amazing.

[@lakeshoregraduate]

+SirLucien yes they need to meet.

[@briankwon6136]

As awesome as that would be, I think that this one shot takes place in Paizos official campaign setting, not in Exandria, as the rest of Matts campaign does. But I agree that it would be pretty amazing

[@kaigamer8250]

+SirLucien Oh god, it'd be amazing.

[@ticozayas6430]

+SirLucien i was thinking the same thing i want those two to interact somehow; it would drip with epicness

[@CrashQ111]

You had me at "The whole party is Goblins."

[@alexv3357]

"Hear me out: we're cows."

[@Lucifronz]

Non-traditional party and tactics make for the most fun sessions. All pretense is dropped and everyone just has fun with it. It's _amazing._

[@rowesawyer4533]

God, I love critical role more than any other show I've ever watched but I wouldn't be opposed to one of these every now and again!

[@toml4643]

Hold on a moment, isn't Zed (guy they steal the coat from) one of Dr Dranzel's band in Critical Role?

[@ssilvers809]

Zed is indeed the drummer.

[@Palladum12]

That means it's some what canon aaaay!

[@francisscott6313]

Also go back and watch the scanlan backstory video. With a bit of dot connecting you have just learned how a certain goblin invasion took place

[@darrenbatty7090]

Francis Scott oh shit you just blew my mind

[@supercool1312]

Francis Scott wait what?

[@BrianPelc]

@27:42 "What you gonna do about it?" "Wait til you're asleep..." *LIGHTNING CRASH AT THE MOST PERFECT TIME*

[@ASquared544]

Of course it’s for Talesein

[@rocketsaladz4109]

ikr that was just he best

[@benvella1728]

Grizznak's forzen face at that reply cracked me up

[@Swan-yo6hn]

I should have known this was a Taliesin quote before I watched it

[@JuliaWilkins_Juwil2000]

It's so funny watching Taliesin go from Percival Fredrickstein Von Mussel Kolwaski de Rolo III to Mezek the goblin monk. The versatility is amazing.

[@robina.c.6380]

Omg right?? The talent of this man. I heard him do the clown from IT in an interview and I had to listen to it like four times to recognize him XD

[@RPGtourguide]

There once was a goblin band Who thought that they might try their hand At singing bard songs But they got them all wrong And critically failed them instead

[@FartOfAsspiration]

As a goblin bard, I ONLY play naughty songs

[@FleshNFaith]

20% of the time, it works every time.

[@Kogobean]

dear god i freaking love Ashly Burch/Piglet.

[@pop-tartdepression393]

i want Piglet to meet Grog in the actual story

[@guy31978]

Yessss!

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

She pipes from somewhere around Grog's knee: "Sweet! I'm a barbarian too!"

[@Kogobean]

MsCunningLinguistic and then they say at the same time 'I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE'. man that'd be awesome.

[@InanimatedAnimation]

that's if they don't kill her first. y'know, bein' a goblin and all.

[@totem91]

Holy f*ckin' sh*t. I just realized, if this is time displaced in continuity, this is how Scanlan's mother died when the goblins attacked..

[@CartoonFreakChannel]

bruh...

[@Palladum12]

I HATE YOU, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME REALISE THIS

[@totem91]

It's a gift...

[@Kogobean]

oh. snap. you're right! holy shit.

[@madison34315]

.... i don't like you very much right now.....

[@thomasjoychild4962]

I like how Gruffeye, their parental figure, sounds a lot like Victor the black powder merchant. :D

[@thomasjoychild4962]

"Heh, garden gnome act gets them every time!"

[@thomasjoychild4962]

Fury of Bros! :P

that´s exactly what I was thinking, he maybe his cousin :D:D

[@daviddreher8588]

sounded like Mercer was channeling Buddy Hackett

[@Mr0Anonymous0]

Also Matt's face channels the same expression. :)

[@christenh359]

56:21 utterly masterful DM. The description of the wobble and the pause so that the players can decide what to do next. And the description of the consequences at 57:22 before revealing what it is. So good!

[@RainaThrownAway]

Today, science has learned something. It is actually possible for a human to laugh for 3 hours and 30 minutes, without inhaling, and still survive.

[@15BubblesOrigami]

Do you mind conducting multiple trials for this?

[@ryanplatt5148]

Ryan P hello there me

[@isamuddin1]

Is it you? That laugh

[@drewdeckard5753]

“Wait until you’re asleep” *thunder* Dang it Taliesin you couldn’t help yourself

[@ghostman263]

Ashley's "I wanna rage!" Is the cutest fucking thing I've ever heard.

[@RevProfit]

Some one really needs to sound clip that.

[@benjaminandrew9057]

@@7735a Makes me think of Baby Groot. lol

[@tierraabeyta5892]

Sometimes when the players are all interacting and Matt is just watching, he slightly mimics the movements they make or the expressions they make and I love that😂

[@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human]

Practicing for Kiri the Kenku maybe?

[@thomasdean302]

And sometimes you can him trying so hard to break down laughing or just a mental breakdown

[@friendcomputer9708]

I can just *hear* the complaints the players of the adventuring party are throwing towards their DM in some alternate dimension. Kyra Player: ‘tears up her character sheet’ This is bullshit… Lem Player: Fucking goblins? Really!? Ezren Player: Did you give them *character levels*?! Valeros Player: So, dropping to zero HP is just an instant kill? That would have been nice to know beforehand… Seelah Player: The one with the hammer was pretty adorable, though.

[@joshwilhoyte4453]

So, not actually using the rules in this campaign then

[@saysay8920]

@@joshwilhoyte4453 How many comments are you going to respond to with "but its not the rulesssssss". In this home we brew the rules.

[@joshwilhoyte4453]

@@saysay8920 In a game sponsored by Pathfinder I think it's reasonable to expect that the will follow the Pathfinder rules, unless they come out and explicitly say otherwise. Which they didn't. Any group and always choose to use or not as much as the rules as they want. All I did was note that they weren't using the rules.

[@joshwilhoyte4453]

@@saysay8920 Paizo is paying them to play Pathfinder. In such a circumstance, the default would be following the rules, not completely ignoring them. If it's a completely homebrewed game that doesn't use the rules, they should state that.

[@Dead25m]

@@joshwilhoyte4453 Who cares, it was a fun ride, but I guess this world needs its fair share of buzzkills for whatever dumb reason.

[@ExhaustedElox]

That is the most squee "I wanna rage!" I've ever heard.

[@babycthulhudreams]

+MasterX1337 thank you!

[@ghostman263]

If matt and Morgan freeman could just narrate my life that'd be great thanks.

[@andidimarco3820]

agreed

[@pop-tartdepression393]

Mattgon Freecer

[@emi_chinos]

Amazo Potato Morthew Merman

[@alohadoodlez]

I ship it 😉

[@GeeGe.]

And while they're at it they can just literally take control of it too if that's not too much to ask.

[@alicemaxwell5427]

I had a sudden realisation's of what I was watching... adults sitting round a table pretending to be goblins love it! Also scanlans worst nighmare

[@chubby_deity3143]

+Alice Maxwell if it wasnt for the explanation at the end of the vid, i thought this was the attack on scanlan's village that killed his mom......

[@cbeaird52]

Andrew Liang Awe, it's not I wish it was

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Not just Scanlan. Tom Hazell as well.

[@delaneyklutes]

Matt is so good at keeping it together. He easily plays off what the others suggest. If they're hungry he creates a food scene. Its amazing how he's able to formulate any event.

[@whomee2]

Aaaaand that's called "being a GM"...

[@l0s_muertos541]

I dont think you understand Matt. I can't live now without more of the Goblin table D: They're too good. Also Ashly Phil and Ivan need to be on a table. Just....my god! So good.

[@bairdrew]

Even when he ain't Percy, Tal has no mercy :D

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

We were wrong all along. It was always #NoMercyTaliesin.

[@YetUnrealised]

#MaliceInTaliesin

[@Danialyn]

Taliesin Jaffe is Goth AF in any character.

[@sevencats4964]

@@YetUnrealised :D

[@HobbylessWolf]

"Screw it! I'm gonna rage!" - Piglet Words to live by! xD

[@Ms.Mayhem99]

1:56:30 I can't get the image of this being a muppet dnd game out of my head now, thanks taliesin

[@ticozayas6430]

had grog taken a different path i believe him and piglet would have been best buddies like he is with pike

[@Amyvenify]

I'd love to see this acted out with Henson Studios muppets -- the goblins from Labyrinth would be perfect.

[@Zoie3x8]

that is exactly whats going thru my head. :D

[@Exuinexe]

"Hey Ash, Whatchya playin?" "Pathfwinder."

[@joshuastender4871]

Exuin1 😎

[@julieraimbaud5567]

Timestamps 1:48 Character introductions 8:02 Songs 9:13 Game starts 12:30 Will you like me the best ? 15:50 Not the favorite anymore 19:40 They are never getting out of this forest 29:20 Grease 32:00 Bridge or sewer ? 34:14 Act like guard gnomes ! 35:50 Swim check 38:20 Fighting for vomit 45:00 The mark of Grizznak the great 49:00 To the poop ! 1:02:35 The cutest rage 1:10:47 Piglet song 1:15:20 Flurry of bros 1:38:52 Break ends 1:43:30 Grizznak falls 1:46:00 Trying to swing Mezek across 1:48:48 The golden snitch strikes again 1:49:50 Snizzler song 2:04:50 Classic infiltration tactic 2:13:00 The great escape 2:23:00 Boom boom rock 2:27:00 Foes 2:34:00 Raaage ! 2:36:30 Evil ? 2:39:50 Piglet will live forever 2:40:50 Flaming sneeze 2:41:40 Grizznak song 2:43:20 Bye Grizznak ! 2:50:20 Golden snitch #2 2:51:10 Decapitation #1 (let's start traumatising the bard) 2:58:40 Browntooth song 3:06:20 Mezek song 3:06:44 Decapitation #2 3:07:30 RIP the bard 3:10:10 RIP the cleric 3:11:20 Table left vs table right 3:11:58 Goblin bomb launcher 3:17:20 Last man standing 3:18:40 Hi Grizznak 3:19:20 Parting gifts 3:23:00 Game ends 3:23:45 Heroes - aka the darkest timeline

[@GameMasterToolbox]

Cool, thank you.

[@oakley2726]

40:03 40 Stealth check

[@julimaki3437]

Julie Raimbaud from one Julie to another, thank you my friend.

[@privatizitat815]

Like 2:16:30: THE GOBLIN VOLTRON

[@meliantaylor9508]

3:10:10 is RIP the paladin; cleric was Decapitation #2

[@Nyrufa]

2:40:57 - I just realized Grizznak has 16 Intelligence, 15 Wisdom and 17 Charisma. He really IS the one most qualified to be the party leader!

[@ScorchHellfire]

Sadly, Matt only realized just *after* filming this that the Gelatinous Cube mini can be opened up to put a mini inside of it. :p

[@FartOfAsspiration]

I like to make it eat my cursed dice

[@minaly22]

@@FartOfAsspiration Exiling your naughty dices into the cubes is such a nice idea.

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

@@minaly22 I'm gonna get a gelatinous cube mini just for this now

[@leperwolf7287]

Gelatinous Cube. One of the first minis I ever bought.

[@ErinBookNut]

@@FartOfAsspiration I literally have a cube mini just for this purpose.

[@WaspprimeRLSH]

Thank you Geek&Sundry for everything you do for us.

[@Nyareth]

29:53..." i want to grease her". This is something you see on one of those out of context D&D quotes

[@ThunderRolled]

+Nyareth exactly how out of context is it?

[@ThatKarin]

Oh god, I like to think I'm pretty secure in my sexuality... but I wanna hold hands with Ash and watch a sunrise with her.

[@nathariassmith6603]

What part makes you say that?

[@Slartibartfass13]

With or without grease? :D

[@DelayedAction1]

With all the grease. Duh.

[@practicaldeduction6862]

Finished this episode on January 18th 2022. This reminded me of so much about the early games. The breaks are nostalgic, the fact they all snack. Talisan still being the MVP. I'm glad I decided to go back to the one shots.

[@DaCatMatt]

Ashley Burch is a Gem

[@NintendoHighSchool]

She literally is now. She plays one in Steven Universe.

[@samkremer1766]

Theyre all gems, man

[@ZhangLiao07]

No lie biggest crush on Burch

[@joshhaworth2155]

She's great despite being a motherless outcast.

[@leavy]

Josh Haworth whenever I watch the one shots with her in it and am not actively watching the screen, my brain always matches her voice with Aloy

[@RevanXIII]

"You cast open. the opening is open"

[@Sharigan561]

danktu?

[@KingNefiiria]

It worked!

[@danscantland8066]

Am i the only one who said Critrole when Marisha mentioned Liam's dice box?

[@EX58UD]

I was thinking Wyrmwood Gaming, lol

[@dubbingsync]

I may have said it without realising since I'm too used to hearing it near the end of the announcements.

[@Exiled_Rouge]

"Now who's gonna take off this grate?" "ME!" This was totally wonderful. All the players did an outstanding job. Bravo.

[@ChrisHendricks]

Probably my favorite line in the whole thing. Though there are a lot of good contenders.

[@FleshNFaith]

@@ChrisHendricks Especially since it was immediately following a trans-dimensional Goblin saying it pays to be quiet, and the very same Goblin agreeing in awe before shrieking.

[@Grimmwoldds]

So she had a vision of a crack rock. She really seems to want it. She'll do anything to get it. Viewed objectively, this makes alot more sense than most quests.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

You arent wrong.

[@VanNessy97]

A crack rock?

[@TheFutboler22]

I really wish G&S would start posting Ivan's Monday night show to the website and KZbin. The few I've been able to find (paranoia and this) have been freaking phenomenal and I'd love to be able to more easily find them as I can with crit role and this and paranoia.

[@kendallchaos]

I was thinking the same thing

[@Noctis_Souls]

Here I thought I was just not looking well enough. They really need to add them, I wanted to check, the zombie one they played.

[@Gavaroc]

There's something depressingly funny about the show dedicated to spotlighting lesser-known RPG systems that don't get enough attention being the one that failed to get recorded and preserved for the future.

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

@@Gavaroc legit, if geek and sundry had that they might still have some relevance now that crit role is on their own

[@BunniMonster]

Piglet's voice

[@AnotherSyouz]

+TheBunniMonster tiny tina pls love her

[@Arkatox]

_I wanna RAAAAAAGE!_

[@KalonOrdona2]

Someone should make a short video or soundbite of just that. xD

[@MrNigel87]

It was cool that this was from the alternative viewpoint of the goblins. I'm starting a goblin pirate campaign this week and I'll be drawing lots of inspiration from this livestream. Thanks Geek & Sundry!

[@cyakcn627]

Hey, a year later, how'd this go? I'm just really curious

[@KI-fd2co]

What we saw: -Really hilarious episode. -Matt constantly laughing -All songs (except for Meznek) made the roll worse -Browntooth is the sneakiest boi in existence -Grizznak had his moments but was most of the time out -Mezek is straight up crazy -Snizzler is bombing everyone...so he‘s also kinda crazy -Piglet is the ‚best goblin‘ (having best dice rolls) -Goblins are freakin‘ cool

[@ashmlk4432]

1:48 Character introductions 8:02 Songs 9:13 Game starts 12:30 Will you like me the best ? 15:50 Not the favorite anymore 19:40 They are never getting out of this forest 29:20 Grease 32:00 Bridge or sewer ? 34:14 Act like guard gnomes ! 35:50 Swim check 38:20 Fighting for vomit 45:00 The mark of Grizznak the great 49:00 To the poop ! 1:02:35 The cutest rage 1:10:47 Piglet song 1:15:20 Flurry of bros 1:38:52 Break ends 1:43:30 Grizznak falls 1:46:00 Trying to swing Mezek across 1:48:48 The golden snitch strikes again 1:49:50 Snizzler song 2:04:50 Classic infiltration tactic 2:13:00 The great escape 2:23:00 Boom boom rock 2:27:00 Foes 2:34:00 Raaage ! 2:36:30 Evil ? 2:39:50 Piglet will live forever 2:40:50 Flaming sneeze 2:41:40 Grizznak song 2:43:20 Bye Grizznak ! 2:50:20 Golden snitch #2 2:51:10 Decapitation #1 (let's start traumatising the bard) 2:58:40 Browntooth song 3:06:20 Mezek song 3:06:44 Decapitation #2 3:07:30 RIP the bard 3:10:10 RIP the cleric 3:11:20 Table left vs table right 3:11:58 Goblin bomb launcher 3:17:20 Last man standing 3:18:40 Hi Grizznak 3:19:20 Parting gifts 3:23:00 Game ends 3:23:45 Heroes - aka the darkest timeline

[@Wiles731]

boosting

[@cb3337]

Thank you so much

[@Catalyst375]

0:40:05 - Fifth-dimensional Goblin

[@thegrimmestreaper44]

This is great, thanks!

[@shreknet]

THIS TEAM NEEDS TO BECOME A THING!

[@kevinshifflet2064]

+shreknet VOX GOBLICA

[@frobie54]

Gob Machina?

[@timothyserpette9403]

Gox Goblina

[@BloodrealmX]

I agree with the people saying Marisha is WAY better playing a Goblin than she is playing Keyleth.

[@BlastMagicianYGO]

BloodrealmX and yet easily the one with the weakest goblin voice

[@curtisholsinger6023]

Some people just do better with some classes/races/roles/alignments than others. And their interpretation of said classes/races/roles/alignments may have something to do with that. This can be exacerbated by how serious they judge the role to be. I know some players that are amazing at roleplaying when they are just goofing around, but get ridiculous when they get serious about it. Hence why people seemed to really enjoy drunk Keyleth (?), but get really annoyed at judgmental Keyleth. But yeah, Goblin Marisha ftw!

[@jonnyb7283]

Curtis Holsinger most people hate how she doesn't know her own spells as keyleth. She understood her bombs as this goblin therefore not infuriating, but infuriating that she can learn a whole new class but not the one she usually plays.

[@EldritchSquiggle]

She's more used to pathfinder than D&D is what I understood. It can take awhile to unlearn stuff.

[@genericusername_v69]

I started 20 minutes in and didn't realize for so long that it was the same Marisha as Keyleth. I was actually enjoying her character! Taliesan is also funny as he is talking way more than he usually does and isn't trying to be a person with a sad history.

[@Smeagolthevile]

Ashley Burch wins this game with Piglet, seriously.

[@MegaPIC1]

+Smeagol the Vile she need to be the new 8th member of Vox Macehna

[@ChaosNightshde]

+Peter Calcutt Scandlon would love her lol

[@MegaPIC1]

+ChaosNightshde plus Grog would have someone to rage with

[@pyro669]

Have no clue if anyone still rewatches this but i remembered it and had to come watch it again

[@canadian__ninja]

I love their accents, Taliesin's and Ashly's accent in particular

[@thaddeusstedman7783]

i love how they lost a subscriber when she exploded the church cx

[@ThisIsZielman]

3:15:00 "You are a charred black mass of cracked goblin flesh and anger" might just be my favorite description by Matt I've heard so far.

[@torgor_]

22:45 my favorite part is when Matt's about to make them roll a save for something but is stopped by the absolute chaos

[@ItsCamille735]

It's like watching stitch play pathfinder

[@rolandp.6133]

+Little Indecisive Fangirl Stitch roleplaying is such a beautiful image... stuffing dice into his mouth, stomping on miniatures Godzilla-style... Weeeeee!

[@ItsCamille735]

He would totally be a barbarian half Orc

[@rolandp.6133]

+Little Indecisive Fangirl Tehehe, sounds about right!

[@borisbutterscotch9482]

1:59:00 "The poop appears to be flammable, but it's not dry enough to... oh god we're having this conversation," This alone wanted to make me run a goblin campaign.

[@errin_raye]

My god Ashly Burch is incredible. This whole thing is incredible. I need this to be a thing that happens more pls 😭

[@rolandp.6133]

+Erin R. Same here! She was incredibly cute... for a homicidal ball of rage. lol To be fair, they all showed their top game. Take Marisha for example. I like Marisha a lot, but she is usually inconsistent with her voices and seems hesitant. Not so in this. She went all in and rocked. They all did.

[@agingermonster5711]

The only other critical role video ive watched that made me laugh this much was scanlans triceratops attack in whitestone, this whole thing was hilarious.

[@BiggySn1p3r]

I need to see more Ashly Burch on Critical Role now. Maybe a Tiny Tina (Borderlands) d&d character.

[@OrphanHart]

God no. I love Ashley, but not Tiny Tina.

[@BiggySn1p3r]

I love tiny tina

[@russellogren2183]

Laughs in 2022

[@markleeper593]

@@russellogren2183 and it was an incredible one shot lol

[@alexanderletta3394]

This aged very well

[@robwong7206]

Bring back Piglet and co for a Critical Role guest game. XD

[@mordirit8727]

Yes, bring in a bunch of Goblins to join Scanlan. What could go wrong.

[@chrisparker6517]

Mordirit Fireballs, Fireballs everywhere

[@NationalDevin]

I like how Phil Lamarr got so tired of playing orcs getting stabbed in one ear and out the other that he chose to play a goblin and stab a human in through one ear and out the other.

[@Kingneo0053]

did they just kill the icon characters of pathfinder? wow. also I want more of this party. seeing these goblins per week or month would be absolutely amazing.

[@Nyrufa]

Proof that even the weakest of monster races can become raid bosses when scaled up to *Player Character stats!*

[@bossmasstah2718]

Kingneo yeah. Hahn

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

@@Nyrufa And to think...Smeek was one episode away.

[@ethanwood8171]

it's 2020 and Grizznak and Piglet are still my favorite ship of all time

[@Papercut337]

The instant Ashley introduces her character: "This is going to be awesome!"

[@SoldiersPrivate]

Just realized The black powder seller must be part goblin! Guffeye sounds like him! Haha.

[@ScorchHellfire]

The great irony of the comments in this one-shot is that so many people are asking for more Ashly Burch, but when she finally guests on Critical Role proper, she instead draws tons of hate for her character and combat decisions and is blamed as the main reason for a player character death. Oh, internet... I would say never change, but you really, really need to. And should've years and years ago. :/

[@reedk2402]

ScorchHellfire but she was loved in the Cthulhu one shot so it evens out. I think the biggest issue is people can’t separate her choices from talisen. Did she fight shitty sure but he wasn’t making good choices and for sure none of them thought to run when it got out of hand.

[@ArthurRex131]

@@reedk2402 None of them made particularly good choices in that fight. Their first mistake was not listening to Matt's hints and going in to take on a group that was WAY out of their weight class. Taliesin made his share of mistakes, too, the main one being overuse of his blood hunter's ability that caused him to lose hitpoints every time it was used. Besides, the people who hate on Ashely aren't the majority anyway.

[@TeeDubable]

SCREW IT! I'M GOING TO RAAAGE. I didn't think I could be more in love with Ashly Burch but here I am.

[@FlashMan]

This was one of the best RPG sessions I have ever seen. Amazing and well done to all the players and of course Mr. Matt Mercer!

[@ChaosNightshde]

1:11:28 Pigglet 1:50:06 Snizzler 2:41:40 Grizznak 2:58:42 Browntooth 3:06:19 Mezek

[@Palladum12]

Can't believe snizzler is on the homeland security check list

[@Darman0430]

... I thought these were times of death at first.

[@pop-tartdepression393]

Mezek has the best song

[@kurington.blogspot7876]

As I come back to this for the second time, I have to tell you: I love this one-shot over all of them. Everyone are having so much fun. It's a blast to watch.

[@Dantyx1]

The legend of poo lives on even without Scanlan

[@emeraldcoastarcher]

This reminds me of some goblin characters a buddy of mine and me played. They were twin goblin alchemists named Bada and Boom. They were found, along with their siblings, by a kindly old wizard. However, 5 goblin youngsters is a lot to keep up with and he did what he could but of the 5 only Bada and Boom survived their childhood and alchemical training before heading out in search of adventure and trade.

[@spindogg8814]

Me and my cousin made goblin twins named la-boom and la-bang a rouge with a basically a cannon as a sniper rifle and a fire bomber alchemist.

[@nickbrowne3286]

Taliesin Jaffe playing a goblin monk, I've never been more excited in my entire life.

[@limors]

Piglet is my new favorite everything. I'm so glad I didn't skip this in my C1 binge.

[@testfire3000]

I am about a year behind you binge watching C1. I almost skipped this episode to keep up with the story. SO glad I watched it.

[@faranior]

I accidentally rushed forward through the Chroma Conclave arc and by episode 86 I remembered the one-shots and went back. And now I realised what I missed. It reminded of the time my group ran a goblin campaign and goblin campaigns are awesome!

[@JoshuaGoudreau]

Same, I'm binging C1 right now and I have a deep appreciation for everything Ashly Burch

[@Decado1628]

The goblin game needs to make more appearances. This was awesome!

[@Introbulus]

I came here to see goblins do horrible, horrible things. I was not disappointed.

[@steveholmes11]

And I'm all outta gum.

[@WolfGoddess77]

I love how Matt is having a hard time narrating because he's laughing so much at the party's shenanigans.

[@MordecaiandMonroe]

Phil Lamarr is a god damn legend.

[@ThePeskyBug]

That's really what made me love him so much. Hearing Green Lantern and Static interacting with each other and realizing it's the same freaking voice actor... Glad they got him on Critical Role.

[@seanchasteen6226]

He's also THE PANTHER!

[@iggyvontwitch1969]

Not only that, he's Samurai Jack, Hermes Conrad, Ollie Williams....the list goes on.

[@dark3rthanshadows]

he's the samurai jack!! YOOOOOOOO

[@GamerNxUSN]

he is also vampire from MGS series, the UPS guy from Mad TV (and other characters of course) and most famously, marvin from pulp fiction.

[@benjaminwebster8943]

More Piglet! We need a crossover with Piglet meeting Grog "We rage!"

[@GetGermanized]

I would just love to join you guys for this! It looks like so much fun and you are simply hilarious! :D Me and my friends often play "Das Schwarze Auge - The Dark Eye", a German pen&paper RPG similar to D&D and Pathfinder.

[@IrgendEinSpinner]

Wusste gar nicht, dass du an sowas Spaß hast :)

[@GwenShep]

They actually found a gelatinous cube! XD That's amzing they never get enough love they're so hard to find. This was an amazing idea I love it

[@kobitz9001]

Ashly Burch is a friggin gift to humanity. What an incredible human being/goblin.

[@Gunnerblaster]

They need to guest star Ashly to their normal Critical Role game! :D

[@ArthurRex131]

You got your wish. She's this week's guest character.

[@zoharrubinstein2325]

Ok as a DM who is currently running the Rise of the Runelords campaign, this is really fucking cool. Also, Matt continues to the best inspiration and most incredible DM ever.

[@davidbergfors6820]

Matt Mercer for "Dungeon Grand Master"!

[@AndeePasta]

Saw title i immediately thought scanlan was gonna be here lol

[@DAndrewL1]

+andrewsnyd This entire scenario with the goblins-nightmare fuel for Scanlan. Also, if Grog ever had kids, they would all be like Piglet. This one-shot was hilarious and awesome.

[@TheFoxofShadows]

I love how Phil Lamar just straight up slipped into Ratbag mode.

[@TheNipper31]

Anyone know a good animator? This would be good.

[@cj719521]

I've been thinking the same thing this whole time!

[@bvghill5337]

It's awesome to see Marisha and Taliesen play different characters! Also, Ashly, phil, and ivan did absolutely fantastic! I'd love to see more of them on crit role!

[@Spugedelia77]

Hello D&D-family! This video gave the inspiration to start playing D&D again after 22 years. I'm starting to be a DM again. Thank you Matt + rest of the gang

[@Spugedelia77]

We are is still playing and now of one of my players is DM too and I just love to play in his campaign =)

[@toastghost9145]

Inspired by this, I played a Goblin Thief named Brak-Brak Browntooth, son of Browntooth, who was every bit the alcoholic Mezek was. It was a blast.