Today I groomed a new species | Weirdest cat ever

[@GirlWithTheDogs]

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[@AP-yt]

First comment! I love your videos (and dogs 😂) and this video is amazing! ❤️

[@blazwura97]

@Graphic designer apps YOU clearly know nothing about cats. Use the internet to research rather than chat utter shite on here.

[@Orcastruck]

In the cat sort of sense*

[@faielyne]

@Graphic designer apps your grammar sounds like you never went to school

[@mcnally211]

@@blazwura97 that was most likely a child. Dont waste you're time with fools.

[@syd8506]

Imagine: a cat that doesn't bite/scratch you while they're being groomed, but licks you instead. Incredible.

[@imnotmike]

My cats never bite or scratch, but they whine and complain and will try to escape if they think they can get away.

[@frosted-bird8740]

I used to have Himalayan cats, and they would purr when they were being groomed/brushed, I think they were just so grateful to have those knots removed

[@MasterZeeeee]

@@imnotmike My cats would try to tear my arms if I try to wash them, however when it came time to brush they would fall in to a trance of purring and licking that can go on for hours. I kept a brush near me at all time so I can brush them when they where in a mood for some scraching and lapsleeping

[@TheFlyingmartini]

I figured that the licking was prelude to biting. LOL! My cat loves to be brushed but she makes me follow her around or she keeps rolling around.

[@Elite_Gamer_1337]

I love this cat

[@Verlarn]

I love that his whiskers are all at different zip codes.

[@TinySwanGrandAdventures]

That phrasing is absolutely adorable and now I'm going to think of it any time I see a cat or rat with odd whiskers! 🤣🤣

[@carterribbible]

Complete chaos 😆

[@verettewilson5715]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@chirone_]

😂

[@Oldschoolways168]

This has to be a different species. He's actually letting her give him a bath without a battle. Im shocked.

[@SeventhGod77]

This cat is simultaneously a fluffy boi and the scrungliest scrangle I’ve ever seen. In short, 10/10 cat.

[@Dacien322]

Wow no replys? Ok, well anyway. He also goes 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

[@KayLeeHoward-vc2ph]

That’s the word I was looking for scrungly lol

[@BeardGuy-vz8tn]

SCRUNGLY 😂 I AM DECEASED LOL. PERFECT WORD TO DESCRIBE HIM!

[@nicknorthcutt7680]

🤣🤣🥰🥰

[@Imagi77]

This is the best comment. XD I can't even.

[@EatHoneyBeeHappy]

That looks like the friendliest cat ever, what a lucky owner to have an animal companion like him.

[@ronaldarchibald2506]

Sign of an owner who has cuddled with him since he was a kitten. You reap what you sow.

[@gnidobarus2932]

@@ronaldarchibald2506 true. also a sighn of good "personality" (if this term applies to cats). my cat is very cuddly and loving with family but simply tolerates presence of guests and strangers. if even touched by stranger she proceeds to eliminate their very existance. at the same time my kids can hug her and play with her like a toy.

[@r.8902]

@@gnidobarus2932 same with my cat! lol he will let me baby him and cuddle him and kiss him but anyone else, he swipes and hisses at even if he knows who they are lol

[@AkiraTux]

My cat's the sweetest boy ever and there's plenty more of these kind of cats. I got him from a shelter when he was only one and a half.

[@AlephGrey]

Those poor whiskers look like they can't agree on anything. Adorable lil' alien!

[@GotAnUmbrella]

His face is inverted so his whiskers point in the wrong direction and aren't very useful to him anymore

[@cocaine0815]

@@Memecious bro shut up

[@melanisticmandalorian]

His whiskers are throwing gang signs !!

[@leoneranger9348]

😆😆😆👏🏾

[@Ciura_]

@@melanisticmandalorian gang member kazoo

[@731freeman]

He honesty seems like an awesome cat. Talkative, seemingly well mannered, and kooky as shit. The best cat.

[@chrissychaos69]

We love a good derp kitty

[@jessicanickoson8787]

@@chrissychaos69 yes we do live a good derpy cat

[@potter_and_more8756]

😂😂😂

[@hjertrudfiddlecock4394]

cats with inherited breathing difficulty is not awesome, it's fucking horrible

[@Norinia]

@@hjertrudfiddlecock4394 okay yes but they were clearly talking about the Kitty’s personality, not glorifying bad breeding practices, so please calm the f*ck down :)

[@ally_tyson]

Kazoo is so fitting for him. Not a single thought behind those eyes. What a sweet boy

[@SleezyMoves]

😂😂😂

[@mydeershikaxoxoga]

⁰

[@HaveYouTriedGuillotines]

Empty headed, looks like he got hit in the face with a frying pan... Yeah, it's a good name.

[@Paxton365]

Ha, copied.

[@coldschooI]

@@Paxton365 for real, and somehow blew up. I hate comments like that

[@trishcoyle]

He was even kind enough to groom you for awhile Beautiful!!!! And so well behaved.

[@thomasp2516]

This cat enjoyed the shit out of every step of the grooming process and that is refreshing

[@BearPawSwipe]

It probably felt good especially since he can't do it himself.

[@OriginalGamr-ow8yc]

@@JJDemon LOL

[@danielmcfarlan1035]

I bet his peers see him like we see masochists

[@hothotheat3000]

His skin must’ve been awful if he enjoys being touched this much.

[@antiquegirl6505]

@@hothotheat3000 I used to be roommates with a girl whose Persian mix had very dry skin. My roommate used to bath her cat in a medicated shampoo about once every 7 to 10 days. Stormy loved her baths and usually would run to the sink and wait for her 'Mom' to get organized and get the water running. She didn't get clipped down like this cat very often though, only when she was shedding excessively to avoid matting, or if it was getting hot outside. Stormy lived to 22 years old, and always loved her bath-time.

[@owenbelezos8369]

Not afraid at all. Takes a grooming no problem. That's great cat right there.

[@DeductedSpy]

Not afraid at all. Takes a pet no problem, that’s a great cat right there.

[@chudawonn]

this is such a gold cat reference 😔

[@darkNovaskar]

Afraid at not all. Cat great there right

[@sherbert2553]

greatest wholesome meme

[@opiumovercopium]

@@DeductedSpy ruined it

[@rosamunddrag8971]

This is probably a dream cat for groomer. No biting, hissing, jumping, scratching. Just pure enjoyment from his temperament and looks

[@AmyHollinger1]

He didn’t even try to escape! That tongue 😍

[@rosamunddrag8971]

@@AmyHollinger1, I think he is like that one weird but good behaved kid in a group of wild beasts (usually other cats are wild while grooming) lol

[@christophernichols4224]

yeah my persian is a nightmare for the groomers

[@murdermostdownunder3562]

My Persian loves getting his face washed and groomed, he’s so easy to groom.

[@rosamunddrag8971]

@@murdermostdownunder3562 , good for you. My cat does not have a flat face, so I just wash her myself from time to time. I think she would've been great for grooming too, she doesn't mind about someone touch any part of her body or if they put water on her. Idk what breed she is tho, we got her on the street

[@angiepants9219]

He knew the groom was just pure pampering, such a weird but gorgeous kitty 🥰🥰

[@Kelanich]

Considering that he has trouble grooming himself and very matted, perhaps very itchy, to him the whole process was practically a good full body scratch.

[@Operational117]

@@Kelanich Just pure ecstasy. So many cats could learn from this distinguished gentleman.

[@jackhazardous4008]

​@@KelanichOnce you treat a cat with skin conditions once or twice they start to realize bathtime is relief time

[@darleneengebretsen1468]

He may be a goofball, but he's a loveable kitty anyway. This was a funny flic.

[@rogerlimoseth4790]

That has to be the best behaved cat during a bath I've ever seen.

[@AlexandraVioletta]

My Miu-Miu also likes to take a bath. But she LOVES to take a shower, especially in the summer. 😂

[@cumhugs]

You'd be calm too if you had a genetic lobotomy

[@ogs1mpson609]

Better than most human children

[@eva2636]

@@ogs1mpson609 my son is not afraid of water but for some reason he has a personal vendetta with soap

[@lisaellis2593]

Agreed!

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

The air-licking is him instinctively trying to groom while experiencing the sensation of being groomed. Some cats exhibit this behavior, but most don't.

[@TheDevilslayer101]

My parents ragdoll does this, it's pretty hilarious, she enjoys being pet soo much that she needs to return the favor, and if she cant reach your hair, she'll lick your hand, arm, or if she gets confused enough, she'll groom herself.

[@snuffythefloof5448]

@@TheDevilslayer101 both of my ragdolls do this as well! It must be a thing with them

[@sarahellen620]

@@TheDevilslayer101 you could have found her groom reflex, my bunny does the same thing and cats do it too. if you pet a certain spot they cant help but groom you or themselves lol

[@megkathleen]

My dog does the same. I had no idea. I just thought she liked it 😂

[@TJLovt]

@@sarahellen620 oh my gosh. My rabbit does the same thing

[@peppyrobo7049]

He may look and act funny but my goodness he’s so well behaved it’s impressive to see.

[@Janeswhitfield]

If I even hinted to my cat that she’s getting bathed I’d need protective clothing 😂

[@growlie2676]

When my mom had to bathe Houdini she said he was so well behaved.

[@Ali-fq3nz]

I agree. I would rather juggle with chainsaws than bathe any of my cats..

[@Aryzo]

I think he just likes it lol. Look at those licks

[@DrWhom]

poor thing

[@chrisgreek4285]

His attitude toward grooming makes him a classy sophisticated gentleman……. and then you see the whiskers and air licking! What a sweetheart that must bring such joy and love to his staff. 😍🥰😍

[@aflood3446]

Bless it... not only does he look like he ran into a brick wall, he acts like it too 🥰

[@TastyToez]

Omg no 🗿

[@dawnjohnson8739]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@saurkrauet]

💀💀

[@dlilwon]

Yo 💀😂🤣😩

[@uramisugi]

stop 😭

[@silverserienty9384]

Seeing flat faced cats in the happy hoodie reminds me of Tom and Jerry whenever Tom would run through a tube and hit a wall, always cracks me up

[@frosted-bird8740]

that's such an accurate way of describing flat faced cats hahah

[@Airinnnnnn]

🤣

[@EmaS0226]

😂😂😂

[@ScreamsGeo]

Hah, I can't unsee that.

[@ashleyduong9108]

OH MY GOD YEAH

[@garypalmer997]

I love the fact he tries to groom you as you're grooming him lol

[@pamelah6431]

It's only decent.

[@iralol3771]

My persian cat does that to me when I brush her!

[@MissPoplarLeaf]

That's so sweet though... 🥺

[@thriftylittlecow]

Oh my gosh. He’s so precious. His random air licking and his cute whiskers.

[@4thsin098]

He looks so grumpy, yet, one of the chillest cats we’ve seen

[@devaasheesh1482]

Sort of like Tatsu from Gokushufudou, the way of the househusband... XD

[@rubiolo1019]

@@devaasheesh1482 i literally just watched that lol

[@TheDevilslayer101]

That's persians for you, the flat faces have a tendency to look grumpy, but they're bred to be lap cats, they're literally bred to be docile.

[@unknownentity8256]

Yea he got that resting bitch face, but good heart.

[@Gildorify]

"Do not fear the water, my fellow felines. It is like your own tongue on your entire body at once." - Kazoo, probably.

[@angelat.8997]

😂😂😂

[@daev255]

Pretty divine ngl

[@sonhoangthai4751]

@@daev255 haha, i liked

[@enemyflyingtonk2721]

True

[@lt8566]

Yoda cat.

[@samanthascott4663]

"His owner warned me that he was ok with having his face washed" Careful, he's OK with it.

[@dp503]

Hahahaha

[@Ididnotwanttojoin]

I was about to type something about that! How is that a warning? HaHaHa

[@37thraven]

It'd be like introducing one friend to another on a blind date, and saying "Warning, they don't mind a good spank" You _know_ that translates to BDSM-king-or-queen Owner was trying to warn her that lil Kazoo might get lickety & over-excited once you start bathing him

[@turdferguson4447]

I mean did you see how ugly it was after getting wet it's like telling someone not to feed a gremlin passed midnight

[@cautiouslycynical9786]

@@37thraven Why would you throw this in so... casually?

[@RavenVargas27]

"And as always I trim the murder mittens before combat," 😂🤣 this groomer is the best and funny too love her

[@Masada1911]

I’m never really sure why but I enjoy videos of cats getting bathed. Maybe it’s the contrast between the gentle treatment and the chaotic reaction.

[@Enkabard]

strange i have no problem with cats getting bathed, but these deformities, it must be so uncomfortable for that poor little kitten, i think people shouldn't go over board to get these strangely shaped cat(and dog) breeds, it just leads to so many health issues those innocent animals do not deserve

[@soulcatcher_pajome]

@@Enkabard You can even hear it wheezing in the footage at the end :( I've taken care of older persians before and they are truly pathetic creatures, I don't understand why you would breed them like this.

[@stickyguyd]

@@Enkabard its awful. humans stopped breeding dogs and cats with specific qualities that benefit them and instead started breeding them to be genetic disasters that can barely breathe or care for themselves

[@paulasaenz5726]

Me too - Chaos is the best description

[@cowsharkdefin6376]

@@stickyguyd The annoying thing is, it doesn't have to be that way. Some breeders offer "doll faced" or "traditional" Persians who still have flat faces but not as extreme as the current breed standard. Of course Doll Faced Persians aren't show quality but if you want a Persian that can breathe, they're available. The same thing is true for Siamese kittehs. The "apple headed" aka "traditional" versions look more like a regular kitty in a Siamese costume than the current breed standard. Of course they're not show quality but they're a good choice for the pet world. Also note that both breeds I've mentioned are called "traditional" because that's how they used to look about 100 years ago. Siamese cats didn't look extreme until the 1960s. Healthy breed standards were acceptable then and they should be like that now.

[@kimberlyoldschool]

His whole HEAD fit into the happy hoodie omg I just CAN’T. He’s the most adorable thing ever.

[@korayk1999]

I would die for him.

[@Animaniafreak]

I feel bad for laughing so hard lol

[@zuzuspetals9281]

@@Animaniafreak But he is my favorite grooming yet. I am partial to cats. He will be more dignified when his fluffy fur grows back.

[@vyy00bet]

He looked like Alien in thtat scene in the bike

[@miarose7315]

I started to cry in my efforts to jot laugh at this cutie

[@bensirach3586]

Kazoo has never had a single thought in his head God bless him

[@Gatman1202]

Best comment 😂😂

[@frumpusnumpus]

Ayyyy... Nooo 😂😂

[@energy8866]

🤣🤣

[@awt1989]

he likes trash and the dog..

[@Say-gexxx]

Best way to live 😔✊

[@Regothelego]

The way the lil goober meows is so adorable 😭😭

[@KidCannabinoid]

He looks like you'd meet him at the highest point of a mountain range after a long and arduous journey

[@Glostahdude]

Like some “Quest giver” in a fantasy video game or story LOL

[@taloscal]

the wise and kooky sage who trains you.

[@papanurgle8393]

He only gives weird, but not bad, advice.

[@tifyboo7857]

It's the mystical creature that only appears at an altitude where only 33% oxygen level exists...not many get to look upon it's majesty...mmmm. ... Psst, I hear you can get a glimpse if you get placed in a chokehold right before you pass out though...

[@en-gene5389]

@@taloscal😂

[@alanwake8937]

This has got to be one of the strangest, laid-back, well-behaved cats I have ever seen!

[@ais570]

Just pure meowing and derp face

[@teekotrain6845]

I was almost sad when she shaved him, but he was licking her like "thank you!"

[@theabner880]

Yes. We had a cat when I was younger that was so bad, we had to put two milk crates over him when giving him a bath. He was an outside cat and rarely got bathed but when het got very dirty we would have to wash him. It was a nightmare. I have never seen another cat that was so angry.

[@ZanderKaneUK]

This cat on some heavy duty cat-nip me thinks, it's almost like a dogo trying to escape a cat....

[@helentee9863]

@@ZanderKaneUK nar, catnip sends cats totally nuts:)

[@Jul202]

My God, this was the most chilled cat ever. Didn't do a mean thing once. Was just enjoying his life. Adorable! And clearly he has great cat Parents!

[@kevinburrell3359]

Persians are the most laid back breed and don't mind getting groomed. That's because we start bathing them as kittens

[@hayati6374]

They are full of genetic defects 🙂

[@MewAesthetic]

Meow 😻💕

[@locutus155]

Well she did trim the "murder mittens" before she started.

[@captasticts8419]

@@hayati6374 define defect

[@thespacecowboy71]

I was literally tearing up from happiness while watching this video. I smiled the entire time. He's absolutely adorable.

[@spinnyamphibian7028]

"This is kazoo, and he's a three year old trash goblin" was NOT what i was expecting to hear three seconds after "today i met a new species"

[@L.P.audios]

He’s so majestic, we must protect at all cost

[@jodypodybailey9314]

I need more of this trash goblin. He's fantastic.

[@zelda4lifeschramm]

he really is....I need links to his life story lol

[@ranpo3918]

I love the trash goblins little lick things

[@kylielawrence9471]

YESSSSS

[@iralol3771]

Theres a new video of himmm

[@melaniebiberger2191]

I love how he groomed you back. Hope this guy shows up as a regular. Hes a delight

[@Kevin.from.Cali.]

He's 👌✌️

[@viksnow5876]

1:42 2:06 2:48 Just in case I wanna see it again ❤

[@wread42]

Yeah it has been 2 years. Kazoo 2!

[@euansmith3699]

What a super well-behaved moggie.

[@SmileyBlue69]

Ha ha ... that made me laugh. I'm sure his carers would be somewhat offended but made me laugh 😀

[@hackman669]

Nice kitty. All of my cats are less behaved around water.

[@JonezBBQ]

That cat's owner must show him nothing but love for him to be that cool while being groomed

[@Rikki2684]

that's not how it actually works tho. one of the nicest persons i've ever known had the meanest cat i've ever known. it was almost feral although it was fully domesticated, and the only person it tolerated to be pet by was his owner. but most of the time sitting next to it was as far as the owner was allowed to go. it wasn't afraid, it was angry. the neighbor cats was terrified of it. i've seen traumatized cats before, usually family cats that have brat kids in the house. this was nothing like that it was flat out just a very mean cat with very clear borders and showed little interest in human affection

[@lilstardrops]

@@Rikki2684 I've seen that in cats as well, it could be related to feline anxiety disorder. It makes cats act "mean."

[@edwardhisse2687]

@Lil Star Drops, not everything is a mental disorder.

[@asteriusblack]

Its a persian. They dont have a tought in their brain

[@ambermidyette3400]

It's also the breed, they are very docile and loving❤️

[@j4zzboy734]

he looks like a cat that would send you on a quest to find 55 rare fishes

[@QueenKeishaW]

🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@solstice_soda701]

His dialogue would be along the lines of wise if a little quirky but everytime you give him a fish it immediately dissolves into awful goblin noises

[@killdestroy69]

this is so true. please

[@sophiabright8371]

And I would follow his commands without question!

[@3k1415]

oh my gosh , yes !

[@TheDevilslayer101]

"Naturally, I trim the murder mittens before combat" The trash goblin: "combat? I thought we were going to groom each other."

[@rl4740]

❤️

[@susanxyz]

love this gentle sweet thing!!

[@atreq]

He did keep trying to groom her

[@parisad2079]

NOOOO! It is the CUUUUUTEST cat i have EVER seen

[@texaskeeton1772]

He keeps trying to groom the groomer which is kinda cute 😄

[@moontide3943]

No u

[@Chipel_therat]

@M!ka i think their trying to say to the other person that their cute

[@moontide3943]

@spookyz mind your business I’m speaking to my butt lunch

[@moontide3943]

@spookyz your loss

[@the_parasites]

How the fuck did all those people in this reply section not realize that the cat literally said "no u"

[@shainamichalski]

I can’t believe how well behaved he was while being bathed. He’s literally the cutest trash goblin I have ever seen.❤️ It’s so sweet he’s grooming you in return.

[@false-chaos]

trash goblin bahaha 🤣🤣 true tho

[@Sky-ez5wp]

@@false-chaos whats with these names lmaooo

[@false-chaos]

@@Sky-ez5wp lool

[@37thraven]

I swear I'd be so nervous he'd twitch or panic while using those curved trimming scissors and catch his ears. And putting a tube sock on ol fur gobbo, while blow drying him? If your cat isn't howling bloody murder at you and your hot-torture-device, while you blow dry them, are they really even a cat?!

[@shainamichalski]

@@37thraven Seriously. My cat would NEVER behave this well.

[@sneaks9150]

Regular cat: "I see you wield the scissors of despair, prepare to die" Kazoo: "YES PLEASE OH MY GOD"

[@Metyourmatch]

Kazoo: HARDER DADDY wait wha-?

[@ikimiyu]

@@Metyourmatch … NOOO

[@fandomcringebucket]

I've been playing FO4 recently, so nice pfp!

[@kurtkurtson9111]

MLEM MLEM MLEEAAMMMM MAALAAAAAM

[@Choujifangirl]

Yes I agree with that

[@Lucinda_Jackson]

What a sweet, funny little cat! His parents got their money's worth for his spa day - never has a client enjoyed his day more! He's a charmer and cutie. And his brother Charlie! 😍😍😍

[@GirlWithTheDogs]

Hey guys! When Kazoo was a kitten he had a skin condition and had to be bathed regularly. He does the air licking at home whenever he gets pets. It's probably due to the time his skin was very itchy as a kitten, and he felt relief when he got scratches. My guess is that he has developed a habit from when he was young.

[@amtessa]

Makes sense! Thanks for the explanation!

[@chuu3u]

my cats do the air licking as well ! good to know its just a habit they developed when they were kitties..

[@DogKarma1111]

My dog airlicks when she gets pets too!! I loved seeing another animal doing it too. I love your videos so much they always make my day!!! ❤️

[@bamboozle_edits4233]

He is so cute v

[@birdgirl8390]

aaawwww poor guy ❤️ I suspected something like this since my cat really enjoyed baths as well after he made the connection "bath = not itchy + fluffy"

[@kbarts316]

It’s always the “weird” ones that are the most well-behaved. 😂

[@iamcleaver6854]

I think it is part of what makes them weird..

[@SarahAbramova]

Yes

[@davids2311]

ngl those are groom facts

[@weenoreator]

And the cutest- ngl- that nose lick was so freaking cute, and his meowssss

[@GniinG]

well, the guy was bathed regularly since he was a kitten due to a skin condition... so obviously he wont react like any other cat that comes to be groomed every there and then. Don't think it as to do with him bein weird... even tho he indeed is.

[@ironclamp5325]

If Kazoo were a person I feel like he’d be an old crazy prospector. “There’s gold in dem hills! AHEHEHEHEHE! Don’t touch it! It’s mine!”

[@sir_john_hammond]

Then he laps moonshine from a saucer.

[@meatstix7115]

Yes! Perfect lol. Especially when you see a couple of his teeth poke out!

[@ManiaMac1613]

Kazoo is Old Man McGucket from Gravity Falls

[@creativecorner2071]

LOL

[@scorpleeon]

I’m dead lol I can see it in my mind’s eye

[@dcore64]

He's not weird! He's cute. I love Kazoo. He behaved so well even when you were grooming his particulars. I enjoy your kitty cat vids a lot. Thank you and have a great year GWTD aaannnnnd C. 8^)

[@LegendaryOdin]

Real talk though: that was a VERY well-behaved cat. What a champ

[@ThePointblank]

He looks really used to it, and actually seems to enjoy it.

[@danamartinez7840]

A very, very, VERY well behaved cat. Keep the chain....

[@Veehartee]

Barely breathing so acting out isn't the most important task

[@ananasbanana]

@Albo alt He’s in constant pain

[@christinadeangelis9521]

@@ananasbanana lmao. He’s not in constant pain. He’s just a weirdo.

[@AgentAnime95]

Kazoo before bath: Fluffy goblin Kazoo during bath: Wittle mewing space goblin

[@Eristasa]

Love this comment. Agreed.

[@OriginalGrenlohart]

I legitimately watch this once a day. I cannot get over how wonderful his personality is. A daily dose of Kazoo is the best medicine.

[@izzymmm]

Same here

[@dv8silencer]

I've watched this like 10 times

[@Chickadeebunny]

He’s so awesome

[@starrynyte158]

Lol I come back to him often. He's just pure serotonin

[@sashawhyte7396]

You're not the only one. Kazoo is my fave;)

[@kendrawaddams3174]

He sat so quietly for his bath/shower. The goodest of boys. 😻❤️

[@lindacrowley5315]

Between the air licking, adorable cat noises, flat face and crazy whiskers Kazoo is one of the cutest and coolest cat ever!

[@abbywabby30]

We need merch!!

[@thethree1704]

Wish he could be mine

[@dansan9858]

Cute? In what universe is that thing cute?

[@VinVin_31]

@@dansan9858 In the one you live in.

[@dansan9858]

@@VinVin_31 I definitely dont live in that universe where that thing is cute.

[@omentep]

I nearly lost it at the first shot of him inside the purple head sock.

[@vemberviper]

SAME!

[@heeeeyjai]

🤣 Same!

[@jocelyneke6445]

I want to make some head socks for cats. I love watching them be groomed.

[@Dodotimon]

called "the happy hoody"

[@chitoryu12]

That is an emu sir

[@demonhunter4369]

He is so adorable, yet also just so derpy at the same time.

[@MikeBrown-ov2ol]

that is the most hideous and yet also most adorable specimen.

[@IsabellaDemarko]

this video made me laugh multiple times.

[@LucindaPug]

Same 😂

[@ikimiyu]

Ahahahahha

[@amandajones6481]

Oh yes!

[@brickboy9793]

Not me

[@poposterous236]

I'm going to miss him when the mothership comes back from proxima centura to pick him up

[@dvlogs2307]

😂😂😂😂

[@MusMasi]

😂😂😂😂

[@Mondfischli]

...😆🚀👍

[@jamesmflynn]

🤣

[@bluepearl9075]

I love how bitterly she says “APPARENTLY”, like she’s upset that trash goblins don’t really exist. Comedy gold

[@Preppybabiess]

time?

[@itschase9023]

@@Preppybabiess 0:13

[@deontaeavila3514]

They really should

[@AnInkStick]

Well they do but they are called raccoons

[@imati7319]

​@@Preppybabiess wdym. It's a fucking four minute video lol

[@mbe102]

I had an Fire Point Himalayan Persian Cross I named Pebbles. She looked exactly like this, but orange all over. Orange eyes, orange coat, and a soft sandstone undercoat. Loved her to death, miss the heck out of her. This reminded me of her. She was always good like this. She'd ALWAYS have to sit on my lap... in the bath.... yes.... IN THE BATH. Weird cat, didn't love water, but loved me enough to be in it when I was. Thanks for the happy memories with this video :).

[@jisooiheartu6939]

When Kazoo closes his eyes, you can’t even tell he’s a cat. He’s just a lump of fluff 😂

[@amazeangelogames3165]

:)

[@vizsolti]

Agree

[@dotren1tx933]

I thought "tribble!" lol

[@fuzzybuzzy3159]

@@dotren1tx933 I did too!!!

[@37thraven]

@JISOO IHEARTU No, no, no, no. He's a *_grandfatherly_* lump of fluff. Sir goblin deserves his respect!

[@YogsenForfoth]

He’s weird and I absolutely love him!!! The picture at the end with him and his buddy Charlie melted my heart. 🥺

[@amelia.and.murphy7358]

Ikr the sausage dog (Charlie) is soooo cute too

[@MissMiaAfroGoddess]

The burrito casing towel for their ear during the blow dry cracks me up every time. What a sweet kitty

[@timtreefrog9646]

The 'Happy' Hoodie x

[@Lv_Av]

Wow what a good boy... He's just chilling and loving the process letting you do whatever you wish. I love Kazoo! He's the sweetestttt!!❤❤❤❤

[@aikaterineillt9876]

Instead of attacking, he aggressively licks.

[@bradtorville5526]

Yeah what is it with those constant licks?

[@michellekumari8303]

@@bradtorville5526 She has explained it at the top of the comments

[@frostedlambs]

@@bradtorville5526 I didnt read the comment but I'm gonna guess its self soothing and grooming to be submissive and friendly

[@lavishlyvice]

@@frostedlambs ... sorry what? just read the comment instead of guessing? she says it's due to the cat having a skin condition as a kitten that made him itchy, and human's scratching him felt nice, so he licks. the licking became a habit.

[@rc1411]

Whiskers going wherever the hell they wanna go. Eyes looking like they're gonna pop out at any minute. Ugly like a trash troll, but a huge lovable personality. Goofy and weird as fuck. Kazoo is officially my new spirit animal.

[@lauriewilson4741]

Very sweet 💕

[@alchemicmercury]

It looked like his eyes go in two differant directions.

[@shreyosibanerjee4906]

Yes

[@luci.1140]

He’s a very pretty cat at least he doesn’t look like a inbred pug like some cats/dogs do

[@kemaiclemons7835]

Same dude, same.

[@sharoncraig6911]

Loved Mr. Kazoo. Never once did he seem upset. His whiskers reminded me of an old mans eyebrows. They go in every direction.

[@leeleaman8057]

He’s like Bumi from ATLA!

[@Spike-ck5tj]

I maybe watching this a few years after it was posted. But this must be the most extraordinary cat ever groomed on this channel, if not the world. Not because of his exceptionally unique and gorgeous good looks but because there wasn't any stage he didnt like, and no need for rage cage. Love him. ❤

[@Allsfairinloveandwarr]

I absolutely love every bit of his personality and charm, he's one of a kind that's for sure. I also loved your narration, it made me laugh.

[@marialindell9874]

598/599 likes

[@kidwave1]

I can say the same about her! I absolutely love every bit of HER personality and charm, SHE's one of a kind that's for sure! Her sense of humor, delivered with her voice and cadence, is so endearing and entertaining. Her channel is a true original.

[@Allsfairinloveandwarr]

@@marialindell9874 Weird cats bring out the best in people sometimes.

[@Allsfairinloveandwarr]

@@kidwave1 I'm happy that I found her channel.

[@Allsfairinloveandwarr]

@e Your channel? I giggled.

[@tylernass6263]

omg the picture of him with his dachshund brother is hilarious. kazoo's face is completely flat, but charlie's head is 90% nose!

[@ashley1872]

Haha I can't unsee that now 😂

[@saywhatna7376]

🤣🤣🤣

[@boratsagdiyev1586]

90% nose lmaoooooooo

[@onelovelylilidiot4959]

Together they average out to a regular amount of snout

[@northstarjakobs]

@@_JiminyCricket_ I was just about to reply and say that

[@sarahwestling9438]

Imagine having a thousand itches you could never scratch, and then one day a magical lady scratches all of them for you. A little bit of kitty heaven.

[@KaterynaM_UA]

People are pure evil for doing that to a breed just because it looks cute. =(

[@CountingStars333]

@@KaterynaM_UA You eat cows and pigs all the time. You don't have to. So.. Stop gatekeeping pets

[@WizKhalia13]

@@CountingStars333 I agree with her and I’ve been a vegetarian since birth. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@CubeGodd]

@@CountingStars333 Gatekeep these nuts... hate that term

[@PersonausdemAll]

@@CountingStars333 WTF

[@rosemarybelore6622]

This was the funniest grooming I’ve seen yet lol I smiled through the entire thing. Such a funny cat and so well behaved ❤

[@adinal1958]

He looks like he's really enjoying his grooming. It's got to feel really scratchy and awesome for him.

[@Strawberryforlife]

Absolutely lost it at seeing his face in the happy hoodie, what a delightful little weirdo

[@vegasmamaclean5]

"Little weirdo " lmao

[@BORRRK]

What a cute little mutant. I'm guessing he's reacting to the bathing and shaving because of his inability to do so himself, as you said. He's probably happy to be clean because of it as well.

[@kathleenmckenna8092]

That cat is just too adorable. I can't get over him not trying to get away.

[@katelynwilliams7147]

The cat finished looking 10 times floofier than when he started. I love that and how his whiskers seem to be in entirely different time zones. Cutest cat ever.

[@maomaomaimaimao]

Dude got a grandpa moustache

[@horsegirlb7120]

Copied from a top comment

[@dawnjohnson8739]

🤣🤣🤣

[@johnschaffler1507]

Literally everything about that cat is awesome, from his phucked up appearance to the name 'Kazoo.'

[@TheLastEgg08]

It's actually not that good since they suffer a lot from breathing problems.

[@mrobject9113]

Kazoo deserves a spot on a shirt, he's an adorable trash goblin.

[@hotaruishere2133]

I'd take a tshirt with a picture of the thumbnail of this video printed on the front 😂😂😂😂

[@StonedHunter]

With the caption "Kazoo phone home" XD

[@melgreier1630]

Kazoo and his ‘murder mittens’ 😂I was howling at that and didn’t stop for long all thru the video 😂😂

[@jenniferanderson7010]

I love how chill that cat is. Mine didn't love baths, but she wasn't THIS chill about them. She'd just glare at ya. This little guy is so adorable.

[@shakieraeades9835]

This is the most calmest, weirdest and cutest cat I have ever seen

[@TsukiNaito1]

I am not a cat person, but even I can't resist meowing in response whenever I hear a cat meow.

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

Finally, a fellow person of culture

[@Gwyllgi]

You are not a cat person YET

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

@@Gwyllgi as a *former* cat person, I can attest that this is not true. Some of us humans are actually immune to cat-enforced slavery

[@bluebell6071]

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro impossible

[@omegadragons321]

I knowwwww ;o;

[@ellieJK22]

That is the most precious cat ever. And I love his name!

[@rachellesteinerman8078]

This cat is is both the cutest and most weird cat ever. Never saw a cat enjoy washing, blowing and being shaved before.

[@shocker233]

Phrasing

[@Charmedsas1]

@@shocker233 lmao

[@frostedlambs]

I think maybe he was breed so he is very very inbred, I personally think it's sad humans do this even tho hes a very cute cat

[@offyourself3986]

*most moist weird cat ever*

[@Broockle]

pause at 3:42 🤣

[@Anthony-fu6cl]

A new species!! GOTTA GROOM'EM ALL!! Murder mittens is the perfect description of cat claws 😹

[@laurac86]

Murder mittens is hilarious

[@helenlibby751]

I always refer to my cars claws as murder mittens

[@Kirstyglow]

Kazoo is the cutest trash goblin ever made. He was well behaved. Such a sweet heart. Biggest hugs to him and you all. 💙🌸🐈🥰

[@icke11234]

"Ever made"? Aren't all mammals born from a mother's womb?

[@Kirstyglow]

@@icke11234 ummm meant nothing by it.

[@sofiethal7642]

Oh you look so adorable with these curls and i love your other hairstyles too. I love how gentle you are with the animals and how brave you are. You're a hero.

[@K_i_t_t_y84]

The most fun thing about fluffy cats is seeing them get REAL SKINNY when they're wet 😂

[@samkom33]

The opposit can be fun to. your comment made me remember an old 30 year + episode of Tom and Jerry where TOM the cat got stuck in the dishwasing maskine. When he came out after the door opend he lookd cind of regular but suddenly he went all FLOFFY. 😁

[@Remy_Rides]

i agree

[@echothefreak9396]

s k i n n y ✨

[@giovannacoelho9118]

@@samkom33 true lol It’s also really funny

[@amelonwithocd]

‘I’m not fat. I’m just fluffy!’

[@spooky9921]

I burst out laughing at 1:52 and I kinda feel terrible, but he looks like a sock placed on a fur coat and it's hilariously adorable

[@curlybrace4984]

It looks like a regular cat if you stretched its neck and removed the head And then in the next scene, it's just a flat painting of cat face

[@kylebenoit787]

It got me too lol!

[@QUICKSNAPCAPTUREDAT]

🤣🤣

[@spookysuki518]

Hahahahahaha

[@nikemaraje5]

Lol

[@Valorant_minty]

I love that kazoo tried to groom you while you groomed him. Very cute

[@2shy1151]

I wish this little trash goblin had been a regular. Kazoo is such a character and you were hilarious! One of your best videos ever.❤

[@Kimberly-dn4mc]

I have never seen a cat that well behaved, that clearly enjoys his spa treatment! Not that I go out and observe multiple cats being bathed! LOL Just saying! He's a good boy!! He makes me smile.

[@shrimp1429]

Hes probably used to it form a young age sense they cant clean themselves well if they have a flat face.

[@Nakiesrussphynxcattery]

You should see some Sphynx. Alot of them really love the bath. I'm a sphynx breeder we start to get them accustom to bathes at 4 weeks old.

[@Kimberly-dn4mc]

@@shrimp1429 Makes sense.

[@chilibreath]

"Trash goblin" Me: That is an Ewok, Ma'am. (Kazoo's face is wet) Me: That IS a trash goblin. My mistake.

[@aylazelanagrebiel3210]

Trash goblin from the moons of Endor

[@kirbyizlife]

The Ewok was actually inspired by the Brussels Griffon. I hope she gets a chance to groom one soon

[@jaysea5939]

@@kirbyizlife oh wow, I was not expecting the resemblance to be that strong

[@helentee9863]

I was actually thinking more Gremlin, particularly when it was wet :)

[@fredriklind6727]

They never did show a wet Ewok so a wet Ewok could be a trash goblin.

[@גלעדסוירזנסקי]

It's so adorable how he licks you as you wash dry and shave him down, like he appreciates what you are doing for him. I laughed so hard throughout the whole video

[@puchipuchi808]

That's him trying to groom himself

[@TeaganSmith_2011]

Maybe he is trying to groom her while she grooms him

[@puchipuchi808]

@@TeaganSmith_2011 I forgot about the video and I thought you were talking about actual grooming

[@ai-chan926]

if im not wrong some cats like getting their back scratched and thats why they lick in the air

[@weevil8025]

Flat faced cats so this a lot because it's really hard for them to groom themselves.

[@deborahbraman3238]

Adorable. Kazoo. What a cute name. Kazoo and Bumpy are my 2 favorite names so far

[@creature5966]

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” -Kazoo, probably

[@deshaabernathy482]

😂

[@the_simran_sahu]

😂😂😂😂

[@Rajdweep]

Thats deep😂

[@mrsvictor9914]

Lol

[@AbZen7]

666 likes 👍

[@sethbailey2557]

Wise Grandfather cat advice "Sometimes in life, you need someone to wash your bum for you. Don't fight it, learn to enjoy the uncomfortable."

[@agentp9631]

- master catway

[@CarolynnMc01]

Kazoo is a unique cat. Never saw such a well behaved cat during a bathing and grooming session. And I have to say he looked hilarious after he was shaven, but apparently, it had to be done! Have a great day!

[@arthur9511]

why did it had to be done? my heart sunk when she started shaving him. I couldn't see any matting

[@CarolynnMc01]

@@arthur9511 i believe Vanessa wouldn't shave down a cat unless there was a reason. Maybe the owners wanted it done. She groomed him again later and he wasn't shaved that time.

[@necroticdemonart]

@@CarolynnMc01I’m guessing his poop got stuck on his fur or the fur was causing him skin irritation

[@CarolynnMc01]

@@necroticdemonart that's a thought, isn't it? Have a great day

[@Vidchemy]

Might have been a summer cut.