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5 ай бұрын

i might eat a baseball in one bite just for fun

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@thegodforce 5 ай бұрын

"I've been thinking" No berd! Don't do that! It'll make your head explode!

@xanderestevan 5 ай бұрын

God bless you ❤❤❤

@phillipminer3554 5 ай бұрын

Can confirm. I did some thinking and my head no longer exists.

@gedsin2 5 ай бұрын

He hed go boom :(

@FugaceFugite 4 ай бұрын

Thankfully he's not drinking "Juice That Makes Your Head Explo~ode !™"

@rowmacnezumi8953 5 ай бұрын

I love when he turned into a scribble for a sec.

@thatguynamedtohuki 5 ай бұрын

i read that as scrabble and was very confused

@MadContendery 5 ай бұрын

@@thatguynamedtohukisame

@thescribbleguy8813 5 ай бұрын

I have been summoned

@henrythebananaboy 5 ай бұрын

@@thescribbleguy8813hello

@lucascaracas4781 5 ай бұрын

He IS a scribble

@AllenMZim 5 ай бұрын

Tomorrow's Tortoise -> Today's Turtle -> Yesterday's Yertle

@Happycide 5 ай бұрын

-> the day before's Tort of War

@Trialinyx 5 ай бұрын

We'll just call it the Today Turtle. Thank you, berd.

@Omoide-pz3to 5 ай бұрын

Can't even have a nice turtle moment these days without chaos erupting.

@sirloollonator 5 ай бұрын

Oh damn how right you are. Im always hoping that those vids end quite and calm and no one dies. But unfortunately such comforts are not given to us.

@thievingpanda 5 ай бұрын

Berd doesn't make the video, the video makes Berd

@Croatilillious 5 ай бұрын

I had a little turtle guy just like that when I was a kid. His name was Fred and he ate strawberries and cheese balls and if you left him on the floor he'd bite your toes :)

@Tepigisjeff 5 ай бұрын

Reminds me of my own turtle I had named mr bite your toes. He would run around and bite your toes

@Squidemoticon 5 ай бұрын

@@Tepigisjeff I wonder why he was named that

@Tepigisjeff 5 ай бұрын

@@Squidemoticon I also wonder that

@IronPikachu724 5 ай бұрын

Man, it is strange to see a Berd video without any twist. It was just a cute baby turtle Berd wanted to show :)

@somethmcduderton 5 ай бұрын

you didn't watch to the end... did you

@IronPikachu724 5 ай бұрын

@@somethmcduderton I did, i just think a joke flew above your head. To prove it, O B A M A P R I S M

@PotatoKing150 2 ай бұрын

🔺

@SillyCat8291 5 ай бұрын

Today We Have a turtle, what a silly goober

@unknownwake 5 ай бұрын

It's a Box Turtle! They have large round shells like tortoises instead of the flat slick shells that turtles have and don't swim!

@dickygushy 5 ай бұрын

That's a box turtle and the absolute biggest threat to its survival is people taking them from the wild and putting them in boxes That sounds like a joke but it's literally true; people just put them in boxes and kill them

@ziggle5000 5 ай бұрын

That's what they get for calling themselves that.

@Poopenfarden 5 ай бұрын

Who the fuck puts turtles in boxes for no reason

@dickygushy 5 ай бұрын

@@Poopenfarden It's myth that they can survive in just a box if given food and water. It's literally WHY they are called box turtles

@Joseph_Drew_III Ай бұрын

@dickygushy WHAT?! I thought it was because they sorta _look_ like boxes!

@countsaintgermain393 5 ай бұрын

When Berd momentarily entered dimensions beyond our perception in pure joy whilst pronouncing a happy wheeze - i have never felt more envious in my entire life.

@xenathcytrin202 5 ай бұрын

Good call Berd, I did in fact boot up my computer, go to youtube, and clicked on this specific video in hopes of seeing that specific little guy. This is what I came here to see and now that I have I will take my leave, thank you very much.

@onnakyle1477 5 ай бұрын

Always when there are bouts of silence, berd blesses us with award winning content

@DivLikesToDraw 5 ай бұрын

obamamid has absorbed the turtles life essence, he grows stronger by the day

@TheGameMan76 5 ай бұрын

😢

@Confusa6 5 ай бұрын

Please make this a series of you gushing over cute bebe or smol critters. 10/10 most wholesome utubes content of 2024 so far.

@phoenix0246 5 ай бұрын

The end was an actual jumpscare

@MKTB22 5 ай бұрын

i love this little goober turtle already.

@gammacomet24 5 ай бұрын

I was fully expecting a sudden "FUUUEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

@Miss_Palindrome 5 ай бұрын

I decided to try and watch some videos on how to tie knots for a necklace with not enough length of string and not the right type of string at 7 in the morning without having slept yet, and you could say that my mood was not exactly in the best place. But Today Turtle... Today Turtle healed me. Thank you, Today Turtle. I'm gonna go make myself some food now. ADHD hyperfocus is a hell of an executive dysfunction sometimes.

@pigboiii 5 ай бұрын

That turtle is dope, thank you for showing him!

@Wuzzup129 5 ай бұрын

berd knew exactly what we wanted.

@theosynn406 5 ай бұрын

berd has blessed us a tiny lil fella- NOOOOOOOOO

@-Raylight 5 ай бұрын

-A certain guard doggo : "Today!!"- Berd : *"I like turtles"* Can't believe the turtle died because of Illumibama, this is so sad, Alexa play-

@akpsyche1299 5 ай бұрын

BAU BAU

@lemontop881 5 ай бұрын

"Not tomorrow!"

@Squidemoticon 5 ай бұрын

The layers of meme in this is amazing

@glass9356 5 ай бұрын

Wow what a twist at the end there

@michaelpineiro533 5 ай бұрын

Berd disapparated across the universe for a second, laughing at that lil guy.

@jovannithomaswikel538 5 ай бұрын

0:26 That actually jumpscared me.

@_So.Silly_ 5 ай бұрын

thank you berd for your wacky ass videos, they always make me giggle a little bit. ive been going thru a breakup recently and when i saw this, i knew it would cheer me up even just a little

@8bitnitwit 5 ай бұрын

When the volume starts out suspiciously low you always know there's a twist

@stealthy25_ 5 ай бұрын

This changes everything about what we knew of Berd lore

@sydneywilliams8795 5 ай бұрын

Berd becoming one with the turtle but he became one with the tortoise and tries to run away but didn't realize he was walking slow.

@Beckyorchard 5 ай бұрын

Millions of years of humanity has been evolving there humour up to this moment. It was worth the wait.

@philbofettiArchive 5 ай бұрын

There's something about this animation style that just slaps.

@MoonyCat 5 ай бұрын

that description is the kind of thing i say to my friends when im bored out of my mind

@MasterStrawhat 5 ай бұрын

At the end, The turtle: This obamanopticon to hold me

@farheensamad8077 4 ай бұрын

Octopuses are truly the cutest

@deadlydingus1138 5 ай бұрын

Look at this little guy His cuteness levels reach the sky

@theFinnishSandiToksvig 5 ай бұрын

All of my chill teachers during online classes:

@MysteriousTux 5 ай бұрын

That scream was pure agony

@LegopikminStudios 5 ай бұрын

This is why Berd is god tier quality. He gives us what we want.

@Jaise0622 5 ай бұрын

one of my friends said "Obtrauma" when i said this to them surprised more people arent talking about the end

@ashdroidgamer3878 5 ай бұрын

I think we all really needed this

@letomaster1884 5 ай бұрын

I agree

@alcorthewise3512 5 ай бұрын

Only berd could give content that truly speaks to people like this video does.

@TheLastSpider-Man 5 ай бұрын

I had a pretty crappy day. Berd and this little guy gave me a much needed smile

@TinkersKustomPaintball 5 ай бұрын

It's currently 6 am and this is the first thing I've seen today. And I'm very glad for it.

@Armund_Wolffe 5 ай бұрын

this is actually such a good video to get Berd reaction images from; thank you Berd

@Greenyoshi53 5 ай бұрын

Turtle, that's all this is, just a turtle

@elementaldemon4624 5 ай бұрын

That turtle sold me tic tacs behind a Mac truck convention.

@HermitRunner 5 ай бұрын

Even when he runs out of ideas, berd’s videos are amazing

@three_frogs_in_a_trench_coat 5 ай бұрын

Berd it's 1:13 in the morning. Berd go to sleep. Berd go to sleep. Berd go to

@woodman3926 5 ай бұрын

Can the turtle be a recurring character in the Berdverse and do nothing but just be a little guy in the background? Because I love him already

@CooperDooper38 5 ай бұрын

I feel like this audio is absolutely going to become a meme. If not, I may just have to give it a shot, myself.

@Gecko1993HogheadIncOfficial 5 ай бұрын

Berd sounds kinda like Vinesauce Joel at parts… just without the Swedish accent.

@Igor_lvanov 4 ай бұрын

Berd I'm amazed how I like everything you do no matter how silly it is

@somethmcduderton 5 ай бұрын

I'd like to see more of the patreon shorts if possible, or maybe another berd-drawing stream?

@AMan-xz7tx 5 ай бұрын

1. I have a suggestion 2. It's actually a demand 3. Play Palworld, this is a threat 4. I am going to put a landmine in your computer 5. OOPY

@webbowser8834 3 ай бұрын

Behold, Dog! Berd should walk him.

@Burning_DK 5 ай бұрын

Thank you very much for showing us that little guy, he was indeed adorable and it was nice not having anything weird happening for a change ❤

@jacobExists 5 ай бұрын

I love the way he says little guy

@Kodiac 5 ай бұрын

The moment you said no twist, I knew that was a Berd lie. Still look at that little guy, he is indeed cute.

@eliiswatchingyou7257 5 ай бұрын

Please make this a series

@Kittygameplayz 3 ай бұрын

I unknowingly paused it, and thought it was just part of the video. Knowing berd's content, he would probably include a stop in the video for no reason.

@BRNG2042 5 ай бұрын

Berd is now aware that he could jingle keys in front of a camera for 2 hours and have it be hus most popular video

@sythrus 5 ай бұрын

We need more berd lore

@CitrineOMarble 5 ай бұрын

Can we get a ten hour version of just the little guy to stare at?

@StrictlyDeft 5 ай бұрын

Either that is a very large baby turtle or berd is a very small berd.

@Kiwi-ju1xb 5 ай бұрын

I needed this turtle at 3am fr

@moosevelt9148 5 ай бұрын

Every time berd puts his wing on his hip, it makes it look like he has giant ears

@phoenix0246 5 ай бұрын

Thanks berd i needed this today.

@anhedonicauthor 5 ай бұрын

I will look at the turtle until your next video. Goodbye, Berd.

@LunaMail 5 ай бұрын

Today is the greatest day I've ever known, Berd blessed us with turtle, tomorrow's much too OH NO D:

@yannickhoareau1266 5 ай бұрын

The more you look at the lil guy the more he want me to look at him

@GrumpyTy34er 5 ай бұрын

He was a nice little guy. Thank you berd

@DJTeddyFresh 5 ай бұрын

What a little guy, a silly little fellow, a hard shelled good hearted sun of a gun. I wonder if he’s friends with a raccoon and a hippo..

@pastelturtle9699 5 ай бұрын

I FREAKING LOVE TURTLES AND TORTOISES!! THANK YOU BERD!!

@stefan6347 5 ай бұрын

Baybee trurte.

@pauls7318 5 ай бұрын

Brb, I gotta go pyramid-proof my pet turtle's pen real fast.

@FluffyBirb 5 ай бұрын

you were right i did want to see this cute lil turtle thank you

@THATGuy5654 5 ай бұрын

The writer's block is strong with this one.

@sammyjones8279 5 ай бұрын

25k views for a png of a turtle. Truly you are the master of content berd

@SimSpartan 5 ай бұрын

my turtle died this week, thank you for showing me this lil guy

@roomba5179 5 ай бұрын

My pet turtle passed away on the 7th of January this year. Those lil guys don't do much, but god damn they are special to me.

@toontastic25 5 ай бұрын

Hey that's a box turtle. They fold the front part of their lower shell up like a box. Idk if they do the same with the back part but I think they can.

@overlordpoptart 5 ай бұрын

This is how I feel about the real life baby smokey bear, please do go look at that little guy also- oh it's Obama.

@super-villainsarestupid6253 5 ай бұрын

Let's dive into the world of sea turtles, specifically the magnificent Leatherback sea turtle. The Leatherback sea turtle, scientifically known as Dermochelys coriacea, is undoubtedly the epitome of turtle excellence. Here's why: Firstly, its sheer size sets it apart from other turtles. The Leatherback sea turtle is the largest of all living turtles, with adults reaching lengths of up to 7 feet and weights exceeding 2,000 pounds. Its immense size commands respect and admiration, making it an awe-inspiring creature of the ocean. Secondly, the Leatherback sea turtle boasts remarkable adaptability. Unlike other turtles, it lacks a hard, bony shell. Instead, its shell is covered by a layer of leathery skin, giving it its name. This unique adaptation enables the Leatherback to dive to incredible depths, up to 4,200 feet, in search of its primary food source: jellyfish. Its ability to thrive in diverse ocean environments showcases its resilience and flexibility. Moreover, Leatherback sea turtles are exceptional migrators, embarking on long-distance journeys across oceans. They travel thousands of miles between feeding and nesting grounds, exhibiting impressive navigational skills and endurance. These epic migrations contribute to the dispersal of nutrients and help maintain the health of marine ecosystems. Furthermore, Leatherback sea turtles play a crucial role in marine ecosystems as apex predators and ecosystem engineers. By controlling jellyfish populations, they help maintain the balance of marine food webs. Additionally, their nesting activities contribute to the nutrient cycling of coastal habitats, enriching the soil and supporting the growth of vegetation. In conclusion, the Leatherback sea turtle stands out as the best turtle due to its remarkable size, adaptability, migratory prowess, and ecological importance. As a symbol of resilience and grace in the vast expanse of the ocean, the Leatherback sea turtle rightfully deserves recognition and appreciation.