Toilet Death Ejector - SNL

Introducing a toilet seat for the elderly to spare them the embarrassment of being found dead on the toilet. [Season 44, 2019]
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#SNL #JohnMulaney #ThomasRhett #SNL44

[@erikboydston4476]

I like how this skit implies that 1. Toilets are lined up with your bed 2. Everyone goes to the bathroom with their door wide open

[@samuelbarrett5648]

I'm more concerned about what they plan to do about the pants being pulled down

[@randy141314]

The deluxe model has enough force to launch you THROUGH the door. One problem solved

[@canaisyoung3601]

They should have shown the drawbacks from both those scenarios.

[@gnewt75]

Exactly what I thought after watching the sketch.

[@mgtvproductions4628]

And you’ll know when you’re dying lmao

[@asafupps]

“If you’re on the toilet and you feel yourself dying” why did this kill me 😂

[@Зося-ъ1у]

Love the moriarty profile pic

[@asafupps]

@@Зося-ъ1у Why thank you

[@jshepard152]

Rest in peace.

[@godsperfectfailures796]

Be sure to eject

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

Were you on the toilet?

[@docdarlin5491]

I think what I love most about Mulaney is that with his mannerisms and speaking voice, you'd think he was a high-minded idealist, but this is the kind of shit that's actually in his head all the time.

[@jaymarsbar]

I read this in his voice 😂

[@TheNeeenha]

He looks like the young Politeness Man

[@Elric54]

I really hope Gary Sanchez does an irreverent spoof of Mr. Rogers, and casts Mulaney as the lead

[@jimbynewchron2901]

Exactly, a high-minded idealist.

[@canaisyoung3601]

That's what made him SNL's most memorable writers and the best stand-up comic today.

[@samsunguser3438]

Medical Doctor: "The actual cause of death was blunt trauma to the head and neck..."

[@eboracum]

... but at least the obituary reads in a dignified manner!

[@whateverlolawants]

"She may have had a minor arrhythmia leading up to the accident, but certainly nothing severe enough to kill her."

[@mattimaranda9638]

"No matter what the cause of death, they're gonna assume it was the size of the dump that killed her." Oh this skit is soo good.

[@blessingskhan9173]

I came here looking for this comment

[@trumpetskeleton1418]

I read “skit” as “shit” and I thought you meant that the shit was so good it killed Grandma

[@Gildedpossum]

This is absolutely the type of ridiculous content I've been waiting all week for.

[@thesuncollective1475]

How do they think up of these things? LMAO

[@joshuameans3022]

All week? I've been waiting a year for mulaneys return he inspires the show

[@deathmetalpotato]

karen dunn Hey! You’re Bill Hader’s lover who couldn’t spell his name properly. ❤️

[@Heavenzvoice]

karen dunn ok... lets get in a KZbin comment fight!lol Why did you end your sentence like that? ( been waiting ALL WEEK FOR!) you know it’s supposed to be (BEEN WAITING FOR AALLLL WEEK)! 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I agree though... SNL lets me just laugh at crazy stuff with a guilty pleasure.

[@lincmerc1581]

@ Geeze. Who pooped in your caviar?

[@tosht2515]

*_"Every time you hear that sound, an angel gets its wings."_* 😂 Hilarious in so many ways.

[@fsxmd90]

Hell ya lol

[@onthegrind4205]

True

[@yasisoufi]

Tosh T I died and ejected!!!!!

[@6ixfoa]

Home alone

[@rebeccacorey7354]

@@6ixfoa Nah man, it's originally from It's a Wonderful Life

[@jacksvlogs9924]

But that puff of lavender scent really makes it classy 👌🏻

[@blakes5827]

I once laid a turd so large that I thought it was a dead Dachshund in the toilet.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

To remove stool or fecal odors 💩 is not hard. Use a ventilation fan or open a window 🙄. Spray some room de odorizer or have a scent holder, scented candle. Flush as you use the toilet too. If you strain a lot or have cramps, just use the foot bench or toilet seat that lines up your colon- intestines... wipe off your seat & handle too. 😉. Be considerate.

[@JRiley-fd2jh]

@@blakes5827 Whoo-hoo, Blake! Good for u! Way to uh... go!?

[@JRiley-fd2jh]

@@DavidLLambertmobile Man, DL! I don't know how I got to be in my 50s without your sage potty advice! (jk) 😜

[@michellewarns2778]

I wish my toilet could do that. -_-

[@ATRTAP]

"At least he died peacefully in bed reading scripture" "That's nice" "Thing was, his pants were around his ankles and there was sh*t everywhere"

[@WilbertLek]

I would shit my pants too if I ever caught myself reading that utter drivel.

[@wallaceazzy4004]

@@WilbertLek if man read bible then man is geh

[@colinpierre3441]

@@WilbertLek I hear you, I mean it only contains the best information on living a meaningful life and wisdom that leads to everlasting life.. who wants that?? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@WilbertLek]

@@colinpierre3441 "I hear you, I mean it only contains the best information on living a meaningful life..." ...where snakes and donkeys can speak Hebrew, bats are birds, nobody knows where the sun goes at night, nobody knows how planetary evolution works, nobody knows how pregnancy works, snakes can turn into sticks, sticks can be used to part a body of water, people can walk on water, can heal by touch, can break bread indefinitely, justifies incest, child abuse, genocide, racism, facism, rape, slavery and misogyny... "...and wisdom that leads to everlasting life.. who wants that?? 🤷🏽‍♂️" An insecure narcissist who is afraid to stop existing? 🤷‍♂️

[@colinpierre3441]

@@WilbertLek "where snakes and donkeys can speak Hebrew, bats are birds, nobody knows where the sun goes at night, nobody knows how planetary evolution works, nobody knows how pregnancy works, snakes can turn into sticks, sticks can be used to part a body of water, people can walk on water, can heal by touch, can break bread indefinitely, justifies incest, child abuse, genocide, racism, fascism, rape, slavery and misogyny..." Edit: Okay okay calm down people, I didn't know that the Bible never mentioned what language or means the snake spoke to Eve with. Also I'm now finding out that the Bible has been scientifically accurate thousands of years before men discovered the world was round, gimme a break okay... I'll accept those, but I'm not going back on the evolution theory. I mean the probability of a protein forming by random chance is only 10³⁹⁰ and I think that's pretty good. Also, so what if the Bible mainly focuses on love, forgiveness and humility and says that God is Love 🤷🏽‍♂️ I think that focusing on the few examples of incest, child abuse, etc. is the way go, especially since social norms and customs haven't changed over the last 4000 years. Plus the biggest fallacy about the Bible are those snakes turning into sticks and people walking on water and stuff, those things could have never happened because I didn't see it, I mean we all know electricity was around years before Bemjamin Franklin discovered it after all. "An insecure narcissist who is afraid to stop existing?🤷‍♂️" Does someone who has seen actual artifacts that are in museums today that were mentioned in the Bible from more than 2500 years ago, have also lived by Bible principles and seen it work in their life and has found nothing plausible to refute the accuracy and practicality of said book qualify as an "insecure narcissist"? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@DRock6906]

1:34 "Our team of engineers guarantees that the Toilet Death Ejector is mostly accurate." When those bodies started missing the bed, I literally died!!!!! LMAO!!!!

[@paigejude3260]

Literally dying??? Boy do I have good news for you...

[@jaygasper4853]

Then who wrote the post?

[@MARKOUTTV]

Were you on the toilet?

[@bigbluegpr]

You need to learn the meaning of the word "literally".

[@crossmr]

KZbin needs some anti-zombie protection or something. All these "dead" people somehow managing to shit post one last time on youtube before they pass. Must be the automatic KZbin shit poster.

[@nicolehwan3424]

Petition for John Mulaney to narrate every commercial

[@Uncle-Cookoo]

Signed!

[@sergekuznetsov108]

breathe to sign

[@Alexa-Raine]

Signed

[@mickeyrosa7226]

Yeah, Mulaney is awesome just like my favorite guy on Bob's Burgers narrating Arby's now.

[@Alexa-Raine]

@@marcusthorne2153 for like 2 seconds.. Just like every other one that gets over 665 likes.. Special... 😑

[@Moreen1224]

Ok I know I shouldn't be laughing at this because my Dad just passed away in December on the toilet may he rest in peace❤️ but he had a great sense of humor and I know he would be laughing harder than me if he saw this😂😂

[@calvinhobbes5686]

moreen kelly - Bless you, dear, and your father! Humour is a life necessity.

[@Moreen1224]

@@calvinhobbes5686 ❤️

[@robjontay5052]

You are a classy lady for sharing that Bless you and your Dad.

[@starcherry6814]

My granddad also died on the toilet! This skit really helped me feel better though!

[@SallyImpossible]

Sorry for your loss. I guess this is pretty common? When I was a kid my mom told me that an old dude in our family had died on the pot, so embarrassing. Now it's like "huh well at least they don't have to deal with your poopy pants when they find your body".

[@cadaverous6]

“Only thing was his pants were around his ankles and there was sh*t everywhere!”

[@millwaterpublishing1387]

Yeah... They need to work on solutions for that bit.

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

Millwater Publishing no they will think he was wise

[@coreymajtyka460]

Best line for me

[@robmausser]

Yes, I love how the end conclusion is that this solves nothing and makes things worse.

[@schizoidboy]

I was wondering how they were going to explain that away; answer, they didn't, so what's the point of being afraid to die on the can?

[@collegeman1988]

Elvis would have been so happy to have this invention when he died.

[@gavlee1618]

It probably wouldve broken trying to fling him

[@emilyvogt66]

I must confess that I also thought of Elvis as soon as I saw this sketch! I think my late father would've gotten a hearty laugh out of this faux commercial. 😇

[@renroxhrd]

Did Elvis die on the toilet?

[@collegeman1988]

Renpeach Yes.

[@hanna9308]

*O O F*

[@catbojangles]

My grandmother died in her bed and was found with a book on her chest, and I will never be able to say that with a straight face again. Thanks, Toilet Death Ejector!

[@TsetsiStoyanova]

Whoever thought of this joke was a genius

[@RB-cp7cc]

it was john mulaney himself when he wrote for SNL, and he tried to get the producers to let him make it for years, but they didn't until 2019

[@hostpacks]

Dude I see one of ur comments in like almost all of the SNL videos

[@rdowning60]

Had to be john..he looks like such a choir boy..but has the mind of a hilarious sick puppy

[@logantotman1574]

John Mulaney, AKA the legend of comedy

[@user-qr2tf8vl4k]

Did you know Benjamin button was written about John mulaneys baby face

[@DianeBanks1]

omg when the toilet ejector started throwing them around the room... I laughed so hard I had tears 😂

[@lnwaller1993]

😂🤣 I rewatched that part at least 100 times!

[@todosassd1855]

Me too

[@Heavenzvoice]

Diane Banks especially the guy that landed upside down head first on the night table and broke the lamp!

[@gordonpsmith8958]

My wife and I started plotting the logistics of how a toilet could possibly shoot us into the bed - we'd have to bounce off a wall... or perhaps a trampoline we'll have to also install on the wall between bathroom and bedroom.

[@celieboo]

Me too!

[@JFoster310]

Those folks hitting the wall had me in tears

[@CS-zq1nh]

Same. The misfires made me snort laugh.

[@cylersala5234]

I hope you feel better. It was quite a sad scene.

[@breeyatchful]

J Foster word.

[@michelelong846]

Me too. I'm a caregiver so I laughed a little too much.

[@king0r309]

SAME

[@officialsubway7707]

“Every time you hear that sound, an angel gets his wings” 😂😂😂

[@alwayselsewhere]

the best ending lmaooo

[@8cladgamer210]

It could NOT have been better 😂😂

[@jeffyagher4403]

Subway?

[@ilahlundgren]

"If you're on the toilet and feel yourself dying" lol. Why does John not do ALL commercials!

[@jannfreshoff]

There's only have 1... Chipotle!!

[@luckyDancer100]

“At least he died peacefully in bed reading scripture... only thing was, his pants were around his ankles and their was shit everywhere.”

[@PoseidonRM]

I about died

[@Romanceguru]

Best line!

[@baroness1125]

I'm crying

[@smokejc]

there

[@6ixfoa]

I was just thinking that wit the pants still down

[@blackbird5634]

Having a choice of reading material makes it worth every penny.

[@brelynnsowers5791]

The moment he said “mostly accurate” and the bodies started flying I was screaming

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

I'm afraid i'll be sitting on the toilet during a robery

[@mockingjay_2397]

Eject yourself from the toilet during a robbery! We have a 3 to 1 success rate of getting shot AFTER you land peacefully on your bed!

[@edwardicus4]

SKREET!.. Thump! Robber: "Let's get the hell outta here!"

[@brendansunra]

Yeah, I always wondered if someone takes you hostage while you're on the toilet. Do they let you recompose yourself, or...?

[@user-jq2iz9zn4p]

There was a South African model Reeva Steenkamp whose boyfriend shot her to death while she was on the toilet.

[@fredrikalarsson3962]

I think you are safe, if you lock the bathroom door,,,,

[@DavidvsthePhilistine]

This skit brought me out of a gloomy place. I pledge to remember it next time I'm depressed. Who's with me?

[@videorocketzmillar007milla5]

Dorphus James Jackson gloomy place. Depressed? DON'T. That's a SNL David Ortiz skit. Watch em all. U will never be depressed again🙂

[@DavidvsthePhilistine]

@@videorocketzmillar007milla5 THANK YOU !!

[@peggie7126]

Me too!!!! You can also watch baby goats jumping around!!!!!

[@veghead05]

@@peggie7126 that sounds cute

[@poserose5373]

Me

[@ajwelsh3191]

Elvis died on the toilet...I understand why this is a fear for old people.

[@oltedders]

One of symptoms of a fatal heart attack is feeling like you need to take a dump. Dying on the toilet is not that rare.

[@corneliuslane6059]

my uncle did too, but it's funny as hell.

[@ImmundaDeus]

Yeah, Elvis was found slumped on the floor in front of the toilet. Talk about indignity, the whole world knows now. Tidbit: I worked on his coroner's house. I was so tempted to ask him stuff, but I would have been fired. He's dead now too. Edit: He was chief investigator for the medical examiner, NOT coroner. My bad.

[@eliyafethsoto1309]

Pretty sure Elvis was only in his 40s when he died

[@radioboys8986]

@@eliyafethsoto1309 yes but he was taking enough drugs to kill three people

[@The67jeffery23]

I haven’t laughed this hard from a SNL SKIT in a WHILE ‼️😭😭😭😭😭

[@smithwez1101]

I've never laughed this hard from snl. Too bad it is just a flash in the pan. Wonder who was the writer for this skit.

[@prodbyANT]

@@smithwez1101 There's a good chance it was Mulaney himself, a former SNL writer in his own right.

[@yasisoufi]

Jeff23 right? I was about to get ejected from the chair though !!!!!

[@MsCoolGemini]

I know...my side stomach hurts😅😅😅😅

[@shejean]

Me too! I was laughing so hard, I missed some of the sketch due to my eyes were closing from laughing so hard.

[@SuperLovelessgirl]

"Ass up on a bathroom floor, loaded toilet rotting behind you" how can he say that with a straight face? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gloomystorm2292]

Probably took him a few tries

[@dylanenglish9653]

"His pants were around his ankles and there was sh*t everywhere"🤣🤣😭😭

[@strangeavocado9279]

Family: She died peacefully in bed. Doctor: Actually, looks like she had a mild case of heartburn and really overreacted, then got her neck broken on the headboard.

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

I'd use this thing all the time, so I know it'd work. Seems convenient...

[@jay-quel-ine9764]

This is absolutely something that I would expect from John mulaney

[@shejean]

I doubt he took part in writing the ‘commercial’ He narrated the script. But, I loved his opening standup. Very funny and very well executed.

[@momcatx2]

@@shejean Nope, he wrote it.

[@chrisjenkins963]

@Timmy P it's actually hilarious and I don't think you know Mulaney's writing as well as you think you do. Go watch his standup. This has Mulaney written all over it He tried getting this skit on the show for a decade. Him, Simon Rich and Marina Sawyer all contributed to the writing of it.

[@AEMoreira81]

He had been trying to get this done for 10 years!

[@kracusomniax3933]

YES, it has his sense of humor all over it. That and the game show with Bill Hader.

[@Megamindfan123]

Now this is how I want to go out. If your sudden heart attack doesn't do you in, a head first impact on hard wood will certainly do the job!

[@genevieveparker3314]

Dayuuummmm 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luciencole3310]

If my toilet ejected me, I would fly out of the 3rd story window 😂

[@Uncle-Cookoo]

Are you close enough to the window to make eye contact with people while you poo?

[@lamelwinston5638]

I would be ejected through the wall and into my neighbors bedroom!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eljanrimsa5843]

@@lamelwinston5638 That's the proper way to go: Granny died with her pants down in her neighbors bedroom.

[@yasisoufi]

Lucien Cole oh dear!!😂😂😂😂 this can be part 2 !!!!

[@skane6560]

I would fly into a wall that is right by my bedroom.

[@nikerailfanningttm9046]

“The toilet will then automatically flush, and release a puff of lavender scent” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@desireedelisa8218]

My mom died back in October 2019 she would of found this hilarious. Rest easy mama .

[@SirAbyss]

I need this man to host every goddamn episode of this show.

[@zoe6511]

He's too good for SNL

[@shirinf333]

Or at least writing for it again!

[@freaaa1]

this should have been 30 seconds longer with more eject fails. lol

[@voodootrois]

Still, I appreciate that it's exactly 2 minutes, like a real ad.

[@moarsaur]

A through-the-wall dangler would have been nice.

[@AEMoreira81]

@@moarsaur Or onto a street from a high-rise!

[@billrubin4560]

How could anyone give this a thumbs down? I'm still crying from laughter watching it the third time!

[@quincybriley4113]

Trump supporters spam disliking all SNL clips?

[@billrubin4560]

@@quincybriley4113 it's not like they talked about adding it to a golden toilet (although someone on Twitter asked if they had a gold version)! More proof that some people just don't have a sense of humor!

[@dmcgee3]

Because this is a fairly common death and it’s not funny if you’ve been through it. Really wish I didn’t have a memory of slipping in my dads blood trying to turn him over to do cpr while my mom is sobbing next to me after just finding him. Not saying you can’t make jokes about death in general but I’ve worked with the elderly for a long time and this is common and a lot of people can relate to exactly this situation. It’s also common for families to dress them and move them to the bed to save them dignity though the coroner can clearly see the pooled blood in the shape of a toilet seat on the body. Which is what this is alluding to. This is just too specific with the only joke based around I guess a toilet being funny?

[@brendachristopher3397]

I'm on my 6 time watching it and I'm still hurting from laughing!!!

[@goodguy3986]

dmcgee3 I feel that the appeal is that it is a common place of death. My uncle passed of the toilet, and even though I was sad, I laughed at this sketch because I enjoy fake humor. It’s not that deep, and though I’m sorry for your fathers loss, most people just find it funny.

[@MommyKillest]

😂😂😂😂 When eating bad food makes you feel like you're dying.

[@rorypenstock1763]

You've heard of Toilet Seat, now get ready for Toilet Yeet

[@jcappucino]

The toilet death ejector is mostly accurate Lol

[@susans654]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Redvines69]

jcappucino that was the best part lol

[@ScarlettJ1221]

0:39 LMAO, I can't 😂😂😂

[@sethunyanikuru1079]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Real Tears

[@AteTreeWon]

I’m afraid I’ll be sitting on the toilet during an earthquake!

[@gmun2248]

Seriously? I have a completely irrational fear that a plane will crash when I'm in the toilet. 😁 Because that would be my biggest problem. I suppose that's only comparable depending on whether your fear is whether you can't escape, or that you may be found that way if you're squished..?

[@fisherking7798]

At least you won't be shitting yourself 😁

[@ChristophProbst]

That happened to my friend during the Virginia earthquake in 2011! Her son was outside the door asking what to do and she was telling him to get out of the house while trying to finish so she could go too, lol

[@karenwhite4742]

you should be more afraid of getting a shave at the barbershop...BUT either has distinct disadvantages :D

[@jenpenn22]

I was during the Van Nuys earthquake. I was terrified the glass door was going to shatter beside me. As it was I got clocked by the decorative crap my mom put on the shelves. Ran out of the house, yanking up my underwear, big ass lump on my head. Not my most dignified moment.

[@harang_1665]

@1:51 this part killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@nancydrew1882]

All jokes aside. This is a real thing. My best friend’s Grandma died like this. She had a stroke sitting on the toilet. Her husband left for work while she was in the bathroom and he came home and she was still sitting there, slumped over. What a terrible way to go.

[@strangerthings88]

It has something to do with the vagus nerve when using the bathroom. Really dangerous to push too hard and it is very common to die this way :(

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

Well, we're all going at some point, so...

[@NoirFan01]

Unfortunately my toilet faces a wall. So I am screwed

[@johnlewis8934]

Same

[@brendachristopher3397]

Mine will shoot me into the sink!

[@werewolfmothmanlove]

Mine faces the bathroom door but if that is open it faces a closet that's in the wall. If I had this I would have to make sure the bathroom and closet doors were open and then Id be shot into the closet.

[@moarsaur]

@@werewolfmothmanlove "He died peacefully, organizing the closet. Only thing is, his pants were around his ankles and there was shit everywhere."

[@moarsaur]

"He died peacefully, busting through a wall like Kool-Aid Man. Only thing is, his pants were around his ankles and there was shit everywhere."

[@geecheetone8550]

...azz up on a bathroom floor, a loaded toilet rotting behind you! Lol

[@calisongbird]

BigTone omg that killed me!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@jenniferdellacalce5617]

Lmfao😂🤣

[@sharonlafrenz8086]

My partner and I are in our 70s, so we well remember how awesomely hilarious SNL was back in the 70s. We still watch it, although it’s usually not all that funny to us these days (except for the political skits!). But this latest show had us LOL most of the way through-especially this dying on the toilet farce! OMG! We’re hoping to see more of the same sick humor that we two old farts love!

[@fenunagranchweed607]

At 0:26 he can’t help smiling slightly.

[@joshmiller5300]

I laughed for at least 5 hours after watching this video

[@ganggreen4612]

0:49 “deposit you neatly on your bed.” 😂😂😭😭

[@timbell6870]

I have never laughed so hard from the cold opening to the last skit in ages. John Mulaney as host and having Ben Stiller and Bill Hader in cameos brought out the best in everyone. Good job S.N.L.!

[@kubraulutas3031]

Tywin Lannister could’ve used this

[@tjbescak3557]

Kübra Ulutaş lmao 😂

[@rubixqoob8601]

Naw I cant get the image of him flying through his chambers with a bow in his heart, out of my head. Thanx.

[@phoule76]

is that your goldfish?

[@MARKOUTTV]

@Paradise Woodall great comment lmao

[@aidanheaney821]

Yessssssssss

[@AdamWilberLikesBeer]

I'd rather die on the shitter, so when my bowels release there's less mess to clean up

[@beberdos]

This sketch made me laugh like a maniac, cryin and stompin my leg for 5 good minutes on the couch. Thanks John Mulaney.

[@bluebutterflywellness2273]

This the 1st time in 30 years I've belly laughed at an SNL skit. They're usually corny as hell.

[@DavidvsthePhilistine]

I agree.

[@EchoesDistant]

That's sad. They have a ton of great skits from all eras. if you haven't seen The Californians or the What's Up With That skits, then you are doing yourself a disservice.

[@crofoegbu6535]

Really? Really? You watched *every* episode of SNL from the past 30 years and this was the only one that made you laugh? Really? That sounds more like a you problem.

[@austinpatrick2682]

I'm a plumber, I thought I'd seen everything you could put on a toilet but not this. I can't stop laughing 🤣

[@bradc002]

I'll wait to buy until they perfect the ejection's target accuracy. And have a better selection of books.

[@spiderbiter6162]

i heard they made a new model with fifty shades of gray.

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

spiderbiter456 That will pair nicely with being ass up on the bed

[@Kennobi15]

"Hey mom what's this button do?" Fucking dies

[@geekweek9673]

1:01 “Henry David Thoreau’s ‘Walden’” Hilarious in hindsight.

[@sithrulezz423]

Why are there 2 copies of your comment?

[@geekweek9673]

D Jedi There are?

[@sithrulezz423]

@@geekweek9673 I responded to both, did you not get both responses?

[@IamLegendaryguy1998]

Saturday night live greatness

[@15thCrypt]

"feel yourself dying" It was actually just gas and the impact of hitting a wall killed them

[@domtillman630]

I embarrassed myself in a phone call watching this skit

[@Uncle-Cookoo]

This needs explaining. Please.

[@VedoLeStelle5]

yes, let us know

[@landminehopscotch3617]

I need to know this story, Samuel 😀

[@blakes5827]

Did it make you climax while watching it? Same.

[@ezhope1]

“You know what’s complicated? Explaining to the kids that nana died while taking a giant dump.” Funniest part in my opinion (other than the people flying through the air) 😂😂😂

[@sfc0450]

0:54 Just don't select War & Peace, or they'll think you've been bludgeoned to death.

[@chair9368]

"Every time you hear that sound, an angel gets it's wings" John Mulaney could play as George in a new It's A Wonderful Life.

[@ryanangelastro504]

Not that it needs a remake.

[@dannydorko7075]

My Grandma did this but the bathroom door was shut so she kind of ricocheted back onto the toilet.

[@altoids2525]

Danny Dorko I laughed so hard at your comment 😂😂 thank you

[@connie6545]

TOTALLY hilarious!! I "laughed out loud" again. ;o)

[@maxj0930]

She was years ahead of her time. Good on you, Gam-Gam!! RIP.

[@misse0077]

"....a loaded toilet rotting behind you". One of my fav snl skits ever😂😂😂 Holy shit was this funny!

[@thebrain7065]

Literally have tears running down my face from laughing so hard. I'm going to Walmart and picking one up.

[@leemurray4158]

"I'll tell you whats complicated- Explaining to the grandkids that nana died on the toilet taking a giant dump."

[@spenserfarman3045]

Old person who’s not dying: “Now, which one of these damn buttons do I need to press to flush? Grandkid waiting for grandparents to finish: “Buttons? Grandma/pa, there’s a handle not a...” Death ejector activates and loud slam against bathroom door is heard. Grandkid opens door and finds dead grandparent with voided bowels on floor. Grandkid: “I told Mom and Dad this thing was shit and that’s what we ended up with!”

[@michaelbricker4937]

This is what Saturday night live was always supposed to be

[@captainarcher2]

My sentiments exactly !! I do so agree !! They've been hit and mis or no hit at all for a long time until just now. I bet John helped to save their flat rateings.

[@joeyh2185]

captainarcher2 I guess they never miss, huh?

[@moarsaur]

@@captainarcher2 A lot of people would say the last couple seasons have been their best work in 10 or 15 years. Sketch shows are always going to be hit or miss, and the most mainstream sketch show in history even moreso.

[@captainarcher2]

@@moarsaur That is a valid point. But shouldn't the goal be to a hit at least 88% of the time and not 46% of the time ?? Over and out.

[@dreboy7688]

This has me in tears! XD Never laughed this hard!

[@DavidvsthePhilistine]

I feel a little self conscious laughing at this, like I shouldn't. But yep! I agree with you!

[@clairemetcalf-kh6bk]

“Ass up on a bathroom floor, a loaded toilet rotting behind you”. I choked hearing that😂

[@BiggusNickus]

1:15 I don't know. I think that's honestly something I'd ask my children to brag about if it were to happen to me.

[@deejohn064]

Absolutely brilliant. Laughed so hard, I cried and almost needed one. The best laugh from SNL I have ever had - except any episode of Black Jeopardy. - Thanks

[@marcusthorne2153]

*toilet YEETs Grandma across the room*

[@lemons_8358]

our team of workers show that our aim is mostly accurate. Then cuts to clip out a ton of dead out people flying and missing their beds

[@KyAl2]

That's the funniest part.

[@isabellalam08]

Such an underrated sketch!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@misskitty2710]

This is right up there with “Ooops, I crapped my pants” for all-time best SNL ad

[@53xerxes]

I've been a fan of SNL since 1975 and this skit was one of the funniest I've ever seen!

[@phraze410]

2019 STILL LAUGHING AT THIS!!!! THE FUNNIEST OF ALL SNL COMMERICALS!!!

[@annolsen4943]

Ok I am laughing my guts out in a sick way because dear friend I had though considerably older died on toilet at 89...he was well hero to boot.this skit was funny but accurate.

[@marylynnkunkel3134]

I've seen this multiple times and it's still hilarious. Loved the last part about it being "mostly accurate."

[@biancabar1982]

Oh my God... I laughed at this too hard😂😂😂😂

[@kmichaelthompson]

I wish more people laughed out loud. I save my favourites also.

[@shejean]

One of THE funniest (and deranged) skits ever on SNL. 🤣😂

[@Yve55]

OMG! I saved this one to LMAO for when I get depressed!🚽🛏📖🤣🤣

[@lisbusch]

I almost died laughing at this just now

[@blakes5827]

If you watch this video again, make sure that you are on the bed with a copy of Walden beside you, just in case.

[@DavidvsthePhilistine]

I feel a little self conscious laughing at this, like I shouldn't. But yep! I agree with you!

[@shopkinspesky]

This entire skit had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheUnvarnishedTruth-]

1:33 *ABSOLUTELY GOD DAMNED F*CKING HILARIOUS AND BRILLIANT! I HOPE THAT WRITER GOT A GREAT PROMOTION, A NICE VACATION, AND A FREE CAR!* *ONE OF THE ABSOLUTE BEST LITTLE SKITS TO COME OUT OF SNL!*

[@thereel9ghostly9fish98]

I’m a mortician & I’ve actually showed this to mortician friends of mine. Just brilliant.

[@12hebrewtribes]

I had a coworker telling me his father in law died on the toilet with a beer in his hands. When at the funeral the family was lying about where he died, so this brought back that memory of that tale.

[@blakes5827]

Jesus. Does the smell of one's intestinal contents go well with the taste of beer? I just eat sausage and eggs when I am defecating. Never thought of beer.

[@AEMoreira81]

Someone should have said: HOLD MY BEER and watch this! at the funeral.

[@starcherry6814]

Well hell if the person wasn't dead yet! LOL This thing also breaks their necks just to make sure!

[@PalmurcioWorld]

When the bodies started missing the bed I absolutely lost it xD.

[@laurenw.8178]

My bathroom sits at the top of the landing of my 2nd floor, so this would eject me down a whole fight of stairs 😂

[@rowan.quigley]

To bad Elvis wasn’t around for this...😢

[@timothy1871]

Bruh why does KZbin's recommendation page have a dark sense of humour

[@madeleine1042]

“...and you feel yourself dying”

[@jayr5mitty351]

This literally made me cry laughing so hard 🤣😂😭

[@phraze410]

The sound of the book dispensing....the dispensing sound period!!! This the funniest commerical SNL IVE EVER SEEN IM CRYING LOL