Trump's Taylor Swift Tantrum, UNFAIR Emmys RIGGED Against Jimmy & Guillermo Drinks with Emmy Winners

[@davidmartineziii7343]

I think it's kinda funny how Fox cut Dump off at 34 minutes lol

[@polcommwatcher]

34 you say???

[@cyndianderson7056]

@@polcommwatcher😂😂😂😂

[@JosieYarrington]

😂😅34 minutes too late!

[@alphabrainwave]

Why is everyone cutting out the lonnnng pause after Dana Bash calls out Vance and it dawns on him what he just admitted to? That's the best part!

[@PastryFan3016]

I was stuck listening to Fox Business earlier today while I was working, and they completely cut out that entire section of this clip when they showed it on their show starting with that Now C'mon look when he said "Dana" and then tried to cover, making it seem as if she had just said something untrue. I was disgusted with them, but it's just the usual false slant Fox puts on everything. I really don't know how that has anything to do with business though. So people interested in investments and stock are spoonfed political B.S.

[@zenobia10127]

I saw the original clip. That pause was suuuper awkward. 😂😂😂 JD just couldn't think fast enough to dig himself out of that hole.

[@ozsheila55]

I thought he was going to pretend he couldn't hear her.

[@nickthekrunk]

"I.had to create a story". So you would pay attention.. (to me).

[@shieldgenerator7]

that pause is so funny!

[@katconro]

Jimmy's impersonaton of D. Jr. was so spot on. One of the funniest parts of this episode.

[@useyournoodle100]

"She stood over those french fries when they were being, fried" Sheer brilliance. A true genius.

[@anabelleesilva8111]

😂

[@grumpydave7329]

"If I have to lie to get what I want so-be-it." -JD Vance's feral self.

[@Collageartist69]

I want that air force 2.

[@thaovu-pn1yu]

@@Collageartist69

[@seethingsclearlyawaken3424]

"I'm willing to create stories to spread fear to drum-up support for us", said Jaydie Vanz on National television, in reference to the lies about Haitian immigrants in Ohio!

[@CoffeeLuvah]

In a few years... as his children become Teen Agers...they will QUOTE Dad to his face...😮😅😂🎉🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏾🤷🏽‍♂️🤦‍♀️

[@TEPO--]

Love ya Jimmy, Guillermo and the entire crew, being that you've all kept the laughs rolling through this odd decade. So appreciated.

[@LeonelLimon-nj7tu]

FAF😂❤

[@eduardodiaz2649]

So appreciated

[@UberLummox]

National treasures for sure!

[@medicburd]

Jimmy trolling Trump real hard with the Emmy bit and I’m here for it. 😂

[@Erasureeraser]

At this point, i'm expecting Trump to open a full circus with Kimmel, Colbert, Meyers, and Oliver as the audience 😂

[@michelehemlokhexwhite4310]

Gold!

[@stephensheridan1279]

It was the perfect opening monologue! No one else had a more perfect opening monologue than Trump, er I mean Jimmy!! 🙄😏🤦‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HannibalOrJustRex]

The Emmys awards were rigged. I'm very good friends with the Emmy family (hot family by the way), and Dad Emmy told me that every time Trump gets nominated for one of his Emmy awards, the voting machines coincidentally lose power. Everyone goes home and then people nobody even knows come in and switch the votes. Think of it. It's terrible.

[@acethayersr1586]

Jimmy Kimmel just hasn't been the same since P-Diddy's parties ended .

[@antimatters6283]

All I could think of when Don Jr was talking with the lisp, was the cartoon character Elmer Fud, and his mad ramblings with Bugs Bunny. But the cartoons were smarter and more truth.

[@Karlthegreat84]

He got the lisp from his dad.

[@ToniHunterOne]

I love you guys!!!! This is the best episode YET!!!!! ALL THE STARS were funny and down to Earth. I know this is in large part to Guillermo's talent. And thank you, Jimmy, for hiring him from your parking security to your colorman sidekick on stage . Genius move!

[@BW-fi4fd]

Jimmy, your monologue was brilliant!!😂😂😂

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

Mayor of Springfield has asked the Dynamic WeridDuo to not come to his city!

[@annanelson6830]

Hope they sue trump/Vance.

[@themountain59]

Which "Springfield" ? There is one in every state 😅

[@peachesandpoets]

​@@themountain59 Ohio

[@cherylkiley6373]

Dynamic WEIRDDUO!!! I Love it!!! It's my favorite saying! Thank you💙

[@rottweilerfun9520]

@themountain59 , Gee , Which Springfield could he possibly mean....seriously dude ?

[@brandonhullable]

I love how much time Vance spends trying to clean up messes and Walz is out here living his best life.

[@bwilly4503]

Vance is about to get thrown under the bus for Musk! Lol!

[@kriscpaul]

Walking out with the town's geese? He clearly has never been near one of those geese, they are vicious!

[@jenniferstamper8682]

Animals Hate Him!!!

[@elaineponzi88]

😹😹😹

[@AnitaJohnson-ci6lo]

They r huge

[@hugoo1549]

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None - Trump just tells them he fixed it and they sit there in the dark and applaud.

[@MarceloRomero360]

That's funny!!

[@ThatTexasGirl815]

😂😂😂

[@hmdwgf]

Comment of the thread

[@CS-mv3nw]

I’m stealing that one!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tommurphy6429]

haha perfect another similar angle, how many republicans .. light bulb ... one to hold the bulb and the world to revolve around them (in their mind)

[@FM-dk1vp]

Love to Jimmy and Guillermo! Contagious smiles and laughter!

[@lyncook6471]

You're awesome Jimmy! Thanks for all the laughs. God bless you and your family.

[@jonasapitzsch9899]

Hey Jimmy Kimmel, Germany here. Just want to let you know: You're great! Thank you for all of this. Normally, comedians have to come up with jokes, punch lines and fast comeback lines but with these guys around, you just have to cite them. That's funny enough. Greetings from Europe. Keep it up!

[@juditkoncz1020]

Greetings also from South Africa and many thanks for laughs in these awful times.🇿🇦

[@4plus20isHappy]

It’s been very difficult for comedians ever since Trump got elected. Satire has become reality.

[@michelefisher5171]

Greetings from Costa Rica!

[@michelefisher5171]

@@4plus20isHappythey have more content because of trump.

[@anarivas4255]

Greetings from a cuban living in Italy.

[@stephenmcfarland2298]

Can't spell HATRED without RED HAT. Here's to less of both come this November!

[@MarceloRomero360]

That is very good!! Are you a stand up on NYC?

[@Kevin-l1j3u]

Good one 😂

[@Devon1122]

Priceless

[@Hello-Stoiko]

Clever!

[@hunkydory1620]

How have I never noticed this

[@eleanormay729]

Guillermo has the best job! He is enjoying his life, thank you Jimmy for finding him and giving him the job.

[@Patricia-w8m4j]

Yes he does. 😂

[@LaPlaya-rw1cp]

Shouldn't a joker be just a joker! Why is this guy so biased? Despite not being an American, I can clearly see his being unctuous towards the Democrats.

[@stratostatic]

Guillermo has all the good luck. A lot us will live our whole lives without one single day of good fortune.

[@lizardog]

@@stratostatic If that's what you think, then that's what will be. Try getting out and walking in fresh air. It does wonders.

[@stratostatic]

@@lizardog My walking around outside won't change how Guillermo is constantly blessed, while God craps on so many people without end. (myself included)

[@norageronimo544]

I love listening to you, Mr. KIMMEL. YOU ARE SO TALENTED

[@christinashadinger3074]

He is great, has great timing but also has great writers!

[@ginaknight2640]

.

[@stephaniecauffman5938]

Omg! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel! Your comedy is so healing!

[@harryrabbit2870]

Really, really, really missed Jimmy Kimmel while he was on vacation. Happy to see him back. Gold-level comedy.

[@shirleyrhodes3741]

I do every year!!!

[@michellejones5472]

I KNOW RIGHT!!! He was Really MISSED 💯💯💯 VOTE BLUE 💙 for DEMOCRACY FREEDOM RESPECT UNITY LOVE and HAPPINESS 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵 HARRIS 🇱🇷 WALZ 🔵🇱🇷

[@carolholly1608]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@pjm934]

He's the best!

[@mcpheefee]

He’s mediocre

[@Jimbo-et5jb]

Nikki jam went to school that day as a girl and came back a boy. His parents were mortified.

[@anitatimmons9525]

[@reneelyndamartinez1362]

😂😂😂😂

[@stellinarusich1617]

Nice one!

[@FILNAT2011]

Nicky

[@valenciacosby4078]

😂😂😂😂

[@donnaflores2166]

His imitation of Donnie Jr was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@louiseselfe616]

Jimmy doing Don Jnr's lisp... hysterical ... I just spat out my covfefe. 🤣😅

[@jibsoz]

New false teeth

[@Lynne4897]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@louiseselfe616]

@@jibsoz Nope. He has implants.

[@vindiesel1469]

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

[@Devon1122]

VERY good. Very, very good

[@UncleKauffee]

That’s exactly his plan. He clearly isn’t even trying to win. Like even a little. It’s all about what he’s gonna get his sheep to believe and do once he loses.

[@angelabennett8245]

@@UncleKauffee Trump said he didn't care if you hate him! Vote for him. That is desperate.

[@carolelarochelle9854]

MERCI DE CITER VOLTAIRE,IMPRESSIONNANT..

[@Thinkythinkerton]

Power is given Often by the abjectly ignorant…. -me, 2024 Vote Blue, vote for sanity

[@John_Fugazzi]

The "1.7 million dollar toilet" was never built. That was an estimate by the city and state. After a public uproar a toilet was donated with most costs covered by two private companies. City labor cost for installation was $200,000.

[@JF-qw4bd]

Kimmel is ON FIRE!!!! One of the best segments ever! ❤👏👏👏👏👏

[@JustAMinuteYT]

BTW, the 1.7 million dollar toilet didn't actually get built. After backlash to the project, a toilet was donated, and installation and other costs ended up being about 300k. Still probably egregious. But the proposed 1.7 million dollar one was never built or installed.

[@kathleenmathews6096]

Does it flash classified documents with one flush? If so, trump must really want it.

[@sherryelle2242]

But Trump said he saw pictures of it lol. 🙄🙄Trump should walk around with high boots and a shovel, what with all the bs he’s spouts.

[@lorraineforster8164]

Thank you for the truth on this toilet story.

[@yedkielsetiawan76]

😮😮😮

[@cecygeez2000]

Why is this “toilet” 1.7 million??? Who was benefiting of this project?! Was it another gold toilet for Trump? And of course Trump would hear about this toilet! Lol 😂 he still has other documents that need to be flushed! 😂

[@michaelisaacs1010]

You Sir, Are funny. You Sir, Are a patriot! ⚖️🇺🇸

[@dew12u]

Jimmy Kimmel has got the humor that helps me laugh my way through the insanity.

[@stinareed7622]

Just like Alec Baldwin did.

[@nugget9245]

Jimmy Kimmel. The greatest comedian of all. ❤

[@wingv313]

Jimmy, stop, 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my stomach hurts from laughing too hard🤣🤣🤣🤣 That rendition of Don Jr’s lisp was friggin hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CS-mv3nw]

Jimmy, you knocked that one out of the park!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@LABusDiaries]

He obviously doesn't want to make America great again

[@not.my.democrat]

@@CS-mv3nw just a mouthpiece for political interests.

[@rsmith2217]

Mr. Jimmy Kimmel I love you and your sense of humor I’ve been watching you a long time. From Las Vegas, Nev… 👏🏽👏🏽👍🏽💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@darlin5167]

Correction: Taylor Swift didn't tell people not to vote for Trump. She endorsed Harris and Walz and encouraged others to do their own research and to vote.

[@normacolon9618]

17:22 17:22 exactky she told peeople to vote. Ans to resesech the vote. She never said before all this nit to vote fir trump to anyone. She voiced her opionion, she voted for trump 2016 i.thinkbut had to change becuz he is a nut job.

[@cheryltague8002]

Trump needs to grow up! Not everyone likes trump. To say he hates Taylor swift because she endorsed Harris&Waltz.

[@SM-McKraken]

@@cheryltague8002 Trump's ancient, if he hasn't grown up by now, the fool never will.

[@anniestorchamp4564]

@@SM-McKraken You nailed it -------------- he never will

[@ReelRonDog]

Funny how he claims she’s not that big of a deal when she’s clearly one of the biggest music stars in the world. Her fan base can probably put Kamala into office easily.

[@Sisteryoda1440]

TS said she watched the debates. She encouraged her fans to do their own research and make their own decisions. She said she endorsed Harris after her own deliberation. She did not tell her fans to vote for Harris. She did encourage them to sign up to vote.

[@GothamClive]

To be fair, if a celebrity endorses a candidate, that means that in their opinion this candidate is the one people should vote for. If I vote for a candidate then i think that is the candidate i think people should vote for. If I say that even before voting then it means I'm really sure about that. Therefore, long story short: She did indirectly say people should vote for Harris.

[@richardcoughlin8931]

@@GothamClive That’s exactly how I feel about Hulk Hogan.

[@sergeant_salty]

Endorsing a candidate is encouraging your followers to do the same.... duh

[@carollund8251]

@@GothamClive I don't think so. She gave her reasons for making public who she was voting for. She did not want to make an endorsement. But Trump used AI to claim she was endorsing Trump. So she really had no choice but to refute it. She didn't say who she was voting for to convince others to do the same, she said it to to rectify a lie. Of course many will do just as she does , but she obviously does not support cultish behavior, as she encouraged. people to make their own choice based on real facts and research, not just because of what she does. That sounds like a very mature way of going about it. By the way until this election I had no idea who Taylor Swift is and could not name one song of hers. This is just what I get from her tweet or whatever you call it.

[@dozzer009]

⁠@@sergeant_salty Ummm no. And nothing wrong with an endorsement. We have no problem disagreeing with people who don’t represent our values; we just won’t vote for them 💙💙💙

[@Babyluthi]

Jimmy and crew are on fire tonight!😀👍💙

[@PrisonMike911]

How dare Kamala disgrace Agent Orange favorite fine dining restaurant: McDonald’s! 😂😂

[@El_Nightmare]

She's going to turn every McDonald's into McCurry's

[@kellard75]

​@@El_Nightmareseriously what is wrong with you? Nevermind, you're a Trump supporter.

[@baderinwa1]

@@El_NightmareCurry is good for you. It has anti inflammatory properties.

[@jewdy8915]

@@El_Nightmarebillions of Indians and East Asians can’t be wrong! But, you certainly have being wrong perfected.

[@kingjamos2422]

@@El_Nightmare Sir, you forgot the hood that comes with your McDick meal.

[@shs179904]

Omg Daffy Duck comment killed me 😂😂😂

[@4elevendyno]

Like father like son

[@Karenmccourt8240]

Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. You make my heart so happy! Vote 💙

[@TerryJo.]

~💙~

[@acethayersr1586]

Jimmy Kimmel just hasn't been the same since P-Diddy's parties ended .

[@infinitydreamzz]

he is indeed so amazing! A paid activist "entertainer" , thank goodness night TV is not apolitical anymore like it used to be for decades! We need more of these corporate activist voices ! Yeaeee

[@BubblegumKoi]

​@@acethayersr1586you copy n pasted again!

[@elainstill1671]

👆 Silly trolls 👆

[@jayyearwood4587]

It's a continuous, never-ending stream of crazy from these people. Even die hard fans are getting exhausted.

[@mutti1916]

Great show Jimmy, as usual! 👍Thanks

[@Omil7750]

You go Jimmy !! Great show as usual.

[@ma4450]

"Curry or fried chicken." Woah. JD is just a snarling little ankle-snapping beast.

[@EdwardEmmick]

Never forget if trump is elected he may be president.

[@thieupham493]

Vance is doing exactly what he was hired to do.

[@AthenaKeatingThomas]

I love and cook both curry and fried chicken, along with dishes from many other cultures. That's what's awesome about America! -Old white childless cat lady

[@EdwardEmmick]

@ma4450 and never forget the black heritage of BBQ. It dates to times of slavery. The best BBQ I've had was mostly black owned businesses. And never forget the blues.

[@thieupham493]

@@EdwardEmmick Oh, I thought BBQ extended back further than slavery in America.

[@Erasureeraser]

You know you've done something right when Trump is somehow mad at you like a 5 year old 😂😂

[@aliciachristopher6506]

Springfield Ohio should bill JD Vance and Donald Trump for the expenses of all the bomb threats.

[@deannadelmar9863]

@@aliciachristopher6506 We need a justice system that protects our pursuit of happiness. VOTE 🗳️ BLUE. Vote for peace. Vote for ETHICS, law and order, for sanity, we the people!

[@jtarwa4088]

Yes!

[@markconiglio7769]

You do know all we're made from overseas, right? Seems like your own side did it.

[@Wade.Stikmann]

What an opening, I was in stitches 😭

[@anthonyburton4726]

Don junior was providing his version of Elmer Fudd after a line...I'm dead!!!!😂😂😂

[@mikehagmaier3949]

Don Jr likely to be the GOP nominee for the 2032 presidential election

[@lmalsch3526]

😳 Lmfaooooo 🤣🤣Good one!!!

[@fatedsculpture2596]

shhhh, be vewy vewy quiet, they're eating wabbits!

[@anthonyburton4726]

@@fatedsculpture2596 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonalonzo3632]

You got my vote Jimmy! 😅

[@sharonjohn1375]

👍🏽👋✋🏿🤚🏾💯💯✨✅🌍🌎🔵

[@righttoouropinionthanks4710]

EVERYTHING AGAINST HIM IS RIGGED!!! Poor guy!!! Why would they do that to this poor innocent, honest guy??? 🤪🤪

[@jeyruff429]

@righttoouropinionthanks4710 (👍 You're welcome. Great opinion.) Exactly! Both previous elections and the upcoming one, plus not one, but 2 would be assassins, Swift, the media... EVERYTHING is asagainst our REAL President! We need to come together and vote out -- wait, what? What do you mean "I meant Jimmy"?! 😜 ✝☮🇺🇸 --J

[@SayAhh]

Love you Jimmy!

[@OzzyInSpace]

I stay up and wait for these every night.

[@cherylcornelius959]

I am so sad about all this hate against Haitians. I went to Haiti to minister 8 times. The people are beautiful and the needs are great but I have never seen anyone eating pets. Never!!!! We have very accomplished people in America that came from Haiti, doctors, lawyers, accountants, preachers, teachers, I could go on. The founder of Chicago was a Haitian. STOP THE HATE!!!! Jesus said for us to love God and love each other.

[@EdwardEmmick]

I heard he said that there would be an orange man to replace him

[@believewhatyousee2852]

Exactly right! This racism is sickening and it hurts innocent people who are trying to make a life for themselves and their family. Trump is hateful and dangerous!! Vote blue 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵

[@norse1585]

I'm a lifelong chicagoan and I didn't know a haitian founded us! I think it's so disgraceful these lies being peddled against the haitian refugees. They are coming from a truly impossible situation-haiti right now, port au prince in particular, is completely run by violent gangs, the government has fallen-of course they're fleeing with their families, it's a life or death situation! They're just normal people trying to save their own & their childrens lives, why the heck would they be eating pets?? Even homeless people don't do that, we have soup kitchens and food pantries for that.

[@maryann1918]

Amen! Amen!

[@EdwardEmmick]

@cherylcornelius959 light color is measured by scientists and physicists in wavelength. Of the visible spectrum, all have a wavelength. The color of orange bronze is 666nm. Hides in plain sight.

[@kimcollier3690]

Every resident of Springfield Ohio should sue his behind

[@michaelkirk4475]

Jimmy, another GREAT SHOW!!!

[@brandym.williams7314]

🎉 Thanks Nicky for taking it back.

[@kt9166]

Hey, Jimmy! Looks like the other shows are off this week, so it's up to you and Guillermo to save America! Fortunately, we're in good hands.🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@Mischiou]

"Old Mcdonald had a farm" almost killed me...couldn't stop laughing. Thank you 🤣

[@gedigi9010]

Jimmy keep them coming. Your writers brilliant.

[@ltyler1735]

Oh man, it’s so good to have you back Jimmy! You and your brilliant wife were missed!❤

[@Dragonmist1]

OMG Jimmy is on fire 🔥 🔥🔥 tonight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mrs.bosstoross4741]

How can you hate Americans 🇺🇸 sweetheart Taylor ❤ this guy needs to go away

[@polyglot12]

When Trump goes to Springfield, Homer Simpson will no longer be the dumbest person there!

[@Devon1122]

O .m .g!

[@anitatimmons9525]

[@MikeRiderOOO]

D’oh!

[@gary-rr7jp]

Don't let him near the nuclear plant!😂

[@mattjacks0n83]

He’s Krusty the Klown

[@lallygarza2305]

Jimmy you an Guillermo will always be #1!!!! My heart sank. We all know you deserved that Emmy! ❤❤💙💙💙💙💙

[@danieltx7066]

*Jimmy you're a Guillermo

[@viewtuber8428]

9:12 JD’s face is hilarious when he knows he just outed himself😂. Also the creepy smile/not smile at the same time he had throughout that interview was unnerving 😬. Dude does not give himself a break🤦‍♂️😂

[@robertclark972]

​​@@nonya.bizness - Yeah, kinda 'chuckley' .

[@bryanbuenrostro1870]

That satire in the beginning was so great😂😂😂😂😂I could not stop laughing

[@Tomscomment]

We stand with you, Jimmy! Tell us where to march to stop the Emmy Steal!

[@deviouskris3012]

March peaceful. But remember it is trial by combat.

[@stan4now]

Jimmy at least deserves an Emmy for impersonating Trump not getting an Emmy.

[@joycediggs4617]

I dig Jimmy's show, but the Daily Show totally slays!!! 😊😊😊

[@pahogberg9347]

😂😂😂

[@Paconennation]

The capitol next year Jan 6th.

[@1kRAM4kROM]

"He is no longer able to distinguish men from women" - that explains laura loomer, Jimmy you're a genius!

[@theblade9024]

Love the comb over blown over. Bald this vain man.

[@sallychristeon2840]

I bet that makes Melania all warm an fuzzy!😅

[@THINJIMI]

Why does Laura Loomer make herself look like Morticia Addams?

[@billaccord717]

This lingo sounds familiar.

[@bramposthumus9300]

@@THINJIMI Because Trump loves fictional characters...

[@HE-pu3nt]

9:19 Inside JD's head: "aww crap. Did I just say create out loud? I am so stupid."😂🤣

[@Slo-ryde]

But, he went to Yale 😅.

[@joetuktyyuktuk8635]

🙂🙂🙂🙂I know what's up with Donnie's lisp... "Where did you get this from, my whole face is going numb..."🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@charlyn1003]

You’re awesome, Jimmy!💙💙💙

[@zenncatt]

Good writing and execution of monologue as always. Your show, and audience, tells America that there are sane people left. Thank you.

[@sandrawauters9092]

Thank you, Jimmy for the laughter. It feels so good to laugh at frump. He is such an idiot. 😂😂😂

[@carlosrobinson4230]

Laura Loomer is VERY excited to be traveling with Trump. She hasn't been on that plane since Jeffrey was still flying it.

[@MamaDRogers]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@marcusott2973]

Omg 😂😂😂😂

[@faiththrower7951]

Perfect

[@Strange_Shadow214]

She was a kid then too hahahaha

[@bgs03548]

Lorito Express now

[@Dennis-BL51]

Guillermo, fantastic job!!!😊

[@wolfwalker3363]

Donald and daffy im on the floor 😂😂😂

[@vindiesel1469]

Signs of a sociopath • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory. • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority. • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong. • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner. • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt. • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.

[@jacquelinebrown5900]

Describes Trump perfectly.

[@ktmac7610]

He also checks off every item on the fascist check list.

[@DaveB-hg7el]

Yes I agree with you, but now the problem is how do we convince his cult? Lol 🙃, just to keep from crying.

[@brandonpoole1670]

Sounds like my ex-fiancé.

[@jimmythebold589]

NEED TO append this list to the fourteen characteristics of an authoritarian

[@ComradeCatpurrnicus]

That was perfect comedic timing in them cutting off Trump rambling about toilets 😅

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

After 34 minutes...old men are given far too much leeway. First Biden wouldn't leave until he was pushed, and now Trump just won't stop spewing nonsense until someone kindly steps in. 😡 Women get interrupted and bullied...

[@ThePhantomBeatlemaniac-t2r]

Jimmy Kimmel is a national treasure. Consistently the best satirical updates on our national Trump tragedy.

[@artbargra]

He's not my favorite late-night host. But I absolutely adore the way he gets under Trump's orange, cheesy skin. It's a work of art, and I hope he continues to do it.

[@Allie8567]

@@artbargrahe’s my favorite

[@Allie8567]

National trump tragedy is right

[@RichardSalinas-gm4mm]

Hilarious 😂 Love Jimmy Kimmel!

[@RealJackHQ]

I always enjoy Guillermo’s Back to Back segments. Guillermo and John Oliver are so adorable together. 🤗🤗

[@phoenixrising2268]

If your 13 year-old posted this, you'd be concerned and it would be time to have a talk. This is a 78 year old man. Who wants to be in the White House. Again.

[@davidweyant9356]

Trump is a 78 year old toddler. He has a vocabulary and reading level of a 4th grader.

[@darquequeen]

@@davidweyant93561st Grader. 😮

[@danli3659]

Insane old man with an equally bad apprentice as VP

[@ERAforALL]

Who wants you to focus on this outrageousness, instead of his refusal to answer questions on real policies.

[@lillia2479]

​@@davidweyant9356 You just insulted every 4th grader in the world by that comparison. 😂

[@shawnalajame7888]

“Donald and Daffy Duck too.” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@CHAD-fr4hh]

I swear that part cracked me up so much to the point where I couldn't breathe properly. Never laughed that much in my life lmaoooo💀😂😂

[@sagelovescoffee]

The lisp reenactment got me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@windfall331]

When Vance said "Danna" he is trying to make Danna the problem not himself.

[@generalputnam2990]

*Well-documented Abuser tactic.

[@debrajenkins9211]

Don Old's obsession with toilets is..yes weirdo. Stop tweeting from the throne.💙💙💙💯

[@NewMessage]

"... you know Nicky? She's hot." At that very moment, for the first time in years, Laura Loomer nearly furrowed her brow.

[@DanielMasterton]

I had to pause the video I was cringing so much

[@charmaynebruce6215]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@howdidiget]

is that what that cracking sound was?

[@eugenesoldlady]

They have had 7 straight days of bomb threats in Springfield. Yesterday it was Kroger and Walmart. This is ridiculous.

[@tomkohlman8110]

Don jr. with a lisp. Doesn't get much better than that LOL 😂🤣

[@musicandotherfunstuff]

I love Don Jr❤️

[@tomkohlman8110]

@@musicandotherfunstuff Even when he's lisping. You're so funny 😂🤣

[@ChristopherSEA]

Dementia DonOLD for prison!!!

[@ArchYeomans]

Vote Donald Dump!

[@LFreeman-xb3gm]

of course, he hates Taylor. She’s richer than him. And people do actually show up willingly to her concerts with actual huge crowds

[@Colibri-x5i]

Vous avez bien résumé la situation 😅

[@thomasb.2699]

Crowd Size Matters!

[@kevinb3812]

She's got it all!

[@deviouskris3012]

And no one leaves half way, due to boredom.

[@mattjacks0n83]

Her crowds are bigger than his. Of course he hates her

[@DharmaRakshatiRakshitaha]

I wouldn’t suggest a DJT visit to Springfield. I think it would be unwise and unsafe. For everyone.

[@rodolfo5651]

"we got donald & his son daffy duck" i shouldnt have laughed as much as I did🤣🤣

[@brewberry3894]

"Theyre taking the geese." Trump is a crazy weirdo. 🤣

[@roanbrand7358]

Literally pics of it, and used for voodoo. What's so hard to understand

[@mnirwin5112]

I live on a riverfront that is overflowing with Canada geese. They're welcome to them. 😂

[@GGMCUKAGAIN]

​@@roanbrand7358 are there also pics of the illegal immigrants getting forced gender reassignment in jail?

[@rosegolden8959]

@@roanbrand7358 There was one picture of a man carrying a goose. Which was revealed to have been a bIk man cleaning up road kiII. Besides that, there has been no actual footage of any of this happening besides one video in which a mentaIIy unwell non haitian woman kiIIs a cat. Which didn't even happen in springfield. Their Republican representative and police have already denied the claims. Jd has already admitted he made this up. It's almost like, you people just wanted an excuse to target these people regardless of the validity of the claims made against them.

[@rosegolden8959]

@@roanbrand7358 No there isn't. There was one picture of a man carrying a goose. A picture that was revealed to have been a bIk man cleaning up road kiII. Besides that, there has been no actual footage of any of this happening besides one video in which a mentaIIy unwell non haitian woman kiIIs a cat. Which didn't even happen in springfield. Their Republican representative and police have already denied the claims. Jd has already admitted he made this up. It's almost like, you people just wanted an excuse to target these people regardless of the validity of the claims made against them.

[@floridagirl4407]

JD Vance is an Ohio Senator. He should be impeached immediately for the misery and danger he has brought upon his own state! Why do we continue to allow our leaders to remain in power when they work against the people, against our country... against our Constitution??

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Pff, spreading rumours is nothing. Remember when senators were insisting mixing the races was dangerous...while secretly having biracial kids?

[@missingno81]

Ohio loves him like georgia loves MGT.

[@hughjorg4008]

Let us all vote for KAMALA in November 💙. Also Democrats must keep the majority in the Senate or at least a 50-50 tie. MONTANA Democrat Senator Jon Tester has to win re-election.

[@maggiehopkins2889]

How sad.​@@missingno81

[@amybear2941]

​@missingno81 We don't Love Vance , I live in Ohio

[@rosariomontoya1826]

This was fun to watch! 😂

[@rock-n-rollfoodie]

Jon Stewart is germ-a-fob 🙂 Me too! Jimmy Kimmel LOVE your monologue tonight! Rump needs to be made fun of directly to his face!

[@giggitygooquag]

Love how Fox News now has a "Press in case of Senile" button

[@carolw8579]

😭😭😭😭😭........... sheesh